Fallout 4 - Sarcastic Jerk Part 4

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last part of the saga for now...
WARNING MAJOR STORY AND QUEST SPOILERS!

[@nuclearhardt]

*Valentine liked that What an excellent wingman.

[@TheCodiak]

You’re through, son.

[@thefiresworddragon927]

It's so good!

[@MarcusRalphson]

Sounds like Valentine pressed sarcastic with that beep beep beep line

[@reonthornton685]

+MarcusRalphson Nope, it's explained that he literally started saying beep.

[@AnAngryDane]

+Reon Thornton The joke > The Moon > Your head

[@spartanwar1185]

I actually heard that once and died of laughter

[@jblumanog4291]

Reon Thornton r/wooosh

[@crownofmadness4441]

1k like xD

[@Lucky__13]

I would have jumped down if preston had said that to me

[@Croiisssant]

+Lucky 13 I imagined that and i laughed so hard. I wish they did that

[@crusadehs4248]

I would have thrown him off the balcony instead.

[@takerapoel]

I actually jumped down, had no idea how to leave

[@KLil37]

Giorgos Apoel Same but I was wearing power armor

[@TheArsonator]

He was considering it.

[@TennoHeikaNate_Japanon]

Curie is too adorable And Valentine chooses the "Sarcastic" option just as much as you do

[@Yris_Miretn-jer]

Nate but wait, wasn't Curie a scientist robot?

[@goosegg4653]

@Top Kek she even knows Japanese like a good waifu.

[@yuishishido8780]

Sure, it's okay when Nick acts like a sarcastic smartass. But when I do it around him it's all "Valentine disliked that"

[@nekonip8473]

@@goosegg4653 she even looks better with waifu otaku weabou anime face mod

[@nekonip8473]

@@yuishishido8780 lol

[@KittyKatarooni]

As Preston watches his General press the button that will evidently bring the Institute to a close, his eye twitches. He can't hold back any more. He turns to the Sole Survivor, sweating. It's slipping. "An...another...", Preston mutters. "Huh?", says the Sole Survivor. "ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS OUR HELP," exclaims Preston.

[@dylanisntsimping]

Sounds like a fanfic

[@JJDani]

+Brendan Maher XD

[@nekoali2]

+Brendan Maher Dammit Preston! You just had the ruin the moment, didn't you?

[@linnamayako1684]

i pissed myself

[@dinkydk123456]

+Linn Amayako his taking the piss

[@MorpheusCh]

That was brilliant Nick. "I told them I was gonna explode. Beep, beep, beep." I snickered so hard.

[@furiousfinch1587]

"The hardest part about that rescue was keeping from laughing as they scrambled over each other to run away."

[@GlennSkywalker2305]

You know what nick is a perfect companions that you can tell people sarcastic things

[@thegreatpapyrus1665]

I still wish it said the whole sentences like in every other fallout game

[@GlennSkywalker2305]

Arch Dornan I haven’t played fallout 2 but you that guy who yell alot

[@hopeamygrace_705]

Me too

[@unclebones23]

So the sarcasm choice is basically the Archer choice.

[@Gustav_Kuriga]

+Karmit Fruge how does this not have more upvotes?

[@cashkearns]

If only he could say "wait, I had something for this"

[@ruark2926]

Karmit Fruge i love archer and ive been thinking that the whole time

[@Rubashow]

"So, Piper, travelling with you will put me in a lot of danger?" "Yeah, sure." "Would you say, we'd be venturing to a certain zone of danger?

[@pal1d1nl1ght]

Rubashow oh no, nonononononono

[@theleafeon8020]

Preston Preston never changes

[@unitx6-886]

I look back on my settlements. Before the great war. Before the raiders.

[@Novdalune]

*Institute blows up* Preston: We make one hell of a team. SS: Did you say somthing, Preston? Preston: Another settlement needs your help. *SS Facepalms.*

[@junowhyarewetalkingtoeacho4215]

Wish Agony /(' _ ')/ SS facepalm

[@thelostone7512]

*leaps off building*

[@Daniel-jn2iu]

I didn't know there was Nazis in Fallout 4...well the Brotherhood of Steel come pretty close I'd say

[@the_one_titan]

@@Daniel-jn2iu Sole Survivor not The Nazi Secret Military

[@V0ID_Music]

@@the_one_titan the SS wasnt exactly secret... the Gestapo were the nazis secret police

[@FilmsNerf2]

"Your my father. Why else would I call you that?" "Oh this is JUST what I need right now!"

[@furiousfinch1587]

I mean yeah, he's Brotherhood in that context and that "child" is very blatantly a Synth. Not just any Synth, but a Synth that the real Shaun used to toy with his own father's emotions.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@furiousfinch1587 and even without being Brotherhood, he's still gotta escape the blast radius.

[@Flashguy4826]

Somehow, that line pretty much resembles any illegitimate father who don't want kids . XD

[@Su27_Flanker]

the tone is everything here

[@Eternally_screaming_idiot]

I honestly had the same exact reaction the first time I played.

[@TheJGTurton]

I couldn't stop laughing when Valentine said that stuff about exploding xD

[@icudie_7157]

ikr that shit!

[@fayetaylor8209]

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep BITCH IM THE INSTITUTE see what I did there?

[@vinnregi4882]

Beep beep beep, hahahah almost fucking choked xD

[@alexanderculpepper6045]

TheJGTurton beep beep beep

[@artyomxiii]

Is it weird that I find it cute? in a funny way tho.. xD

[@comradecthulhu6052]

“Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, must’ve been a really big kid”, gets me every time!

[@blaisewood7930]

"Wait, hold on hold on hold on hold on. Who wrote this? A kid with crayons? Shiiiiiit, must have a really big kid." XD

[@jayolobuddy2026]

Still kills me 😂😂

[@UltraOozaru]

Shiiiiiit 🤣

[@tyrstark8673]

1:52 [Valentine liked that] Oh, Valentine... You synth weirdo.

[@isalt5]

It's possible that Valentine was simply liking how the Sole Survivor wasn't being rude.

[@fix5759]

TyrStark how do you get this quest

[@kosmic100]

synth wingman

[@kazmakazii]

his name IS Valentine...

[@mftripz8445]

@@isalt5 lmao it was cause he knew he was being sarcastic, what human would bang a ghoul?

[@rayp.8364]

3:56 I really like this part, really shows how the SS and Maxson bonded together so much that while other soldiers in the BoS wouldn't dare to talk like that to Maxson, Maxson feels comfortable with the SS cracking jokes at him so much he drops the tough guy act and replies sarcastically to him

[@Steel-101]

Yeah but at the same time something about that response felt a little bit unsettling. Like at some point it feels like he will get paranoid about losing a status as an elder lol 😂. The voice actor did a pretty good job with that role.

[@apotm]

"That a Silver SHroud costume? Hey, uh, no judgments, but ain't that a kids show?" +5 Rads Ouch must have cut deep.

[@Mackerman]

5:07 Oh Bethesda... Trying to subtly hint at your "Arrow in the knee" meme

[@bohnbaratheon1695]

Omfg... When the officer said that, I twitched a bit.

[@fledbeast5783]

ThatOneLargeCat there's also guards that got shot in the ass and raiders that get shot in the knee during fights.

[@LLT8]

ThatOneLargeCat I thought it was 'shot in the ass' that a DC guard said

[@L7vanmatre]

I used to be original But then I took an arrow in the knee

[@prestongarvey7380]

I used to be an arrow till I took an adventurer to the knee. Did I do it right:3

[@CommissarHeavy]

The way Tinker Tom talks in this game xD

[@kaden390]

Musta been a real big kidd

[@christyshultz6443]

Drugs dude slot of them.

[@jamesr.2017]

Hol up hol up hol up hol up

[@pizzalikevonweiden]

Shhiiiieeettttt

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsh7934]

@@pizzalikevonweiden musta beena reeeeeeel bikid Tom is the only good thing about the railroad

[@SuzukiHalwende]

I used to be a wanderer like you, but then, I took a deathclaw to the femur.

[@kinkshamer5067]

Another settlement has sent word that they needed our help , ill mark it on your map

[@walnzell9328]

You really need to get a better overcoat. And you forgot to pin up the hat. Still, not bad. Not bad at all.

[@delaneythomas3224]

And you forgot to capitalize the G in Garvey.

[@chad4359]

Preston garvey OH GOD! PLEASE NO MORE MISSIONS!!!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@LLT8]

Delaney Thomas omg... This Garvey is synth! And I am sick of the god damn synth in this god damn Commonwealth!

[@normaaliihminen722]

Preston do it yourself I just retired being general of minutemen.

[@Chrisrianna]

3:57 is Maxson... Smiling?

[@xxxGr33nPosi0nxxx]

It finally happened hell has frozen over.

[@lsswappedcessna]

+Rianna “Elliot” Devou he's going to frown when that DLC where you can challenge him comes out, WAIT NO he won't even have a head because it'll be resting on a pike marked "Traitorous tyrant".

[@falkuda3202]

+Rianna “Elliot” Devou I killed him right after joining the Brotherhood. No one tells me their problems are more important than mine... and I really wanted his coat

[@ramen2230]

The KZbin Phantom Official Synth

[@ramen2230]

Falkuda. Synth

[@JohnDanielTorrance]

The shitty glasses make these even better, you should keep 'em.

[@toadthefungus6650]

After blowing up the Institute... Preston: Eh, that's cool, but there's another settlement that needs our help. Me: *gets out of power armor and jumps off the building*

[@500offical]

I downloaded a flight perk. Removed my ability to take fall damage, so I nuked everything with a never-ending MIRV

[@bobathicc6188]

@@500offical did that once, my game broke

[@Mast3rKK]

“Fuck, i forgot to take off my freefall armor!”

[@Dani.335]

3:04 and: No cash prize? God, you have guts to say that.

[@Miant]

The better you are at your job, the bigger an asshole you can afford to be.

[@Yuwteck5037]

*You shield yourself behind an innocent. You are craven, Shinjin. And you shall fall before me.* Shinjin:*Don't Talk to me like that* i immediately lose my shit xD

[@bohnbaratheon1695]

😂😂😂😂

[@Phoenixx-vy7ln]

reminds me of 7 psychopaths

[@spartanwar1185]

*_Talk dirty to me_* ^ The first thing that came to mind lmao

[@H.Sokollek]

"Do you believe there is other intelligent life in the universe?" "Im not sure theres any intelligent life in the universe."

[@MontyTheBuoyant]

After we had destroyed the institute in thought it was a perfect time to tell him about that settlement

[@MidnightOrigins]

"tell me about these goods"

[@RdTrler]

4:50 "Hey, uh, no judgments, but ain't that a kid show?" *Burned and irradiated for 5 points*

[@qanh96]

5:08 "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee"

[@ajokebygod]

"Oh, this is just what I need right now..." The way he says that just cracks me up

[@soggyapples1518]

0:06 easily one of the best lines in the game

[@Rowant-sh7vm]

Gotta love tinker tom, him and deacon are what convinced me to join railroad for my first playthrough.

[@NigelUltra]

''You better watch it, Maxson... I'm only one step away from Elder''. Maxson's response was so unexpected. No sarcasm really.

[@kelyncrandall7452]

*nuke goes off* Preston: "We make a hell of a team"

[@jasona1000]

3:45 i love how Valentine does his Beep beep beep while visibly moving his mouth.

[@albertkoenig5]

5:39 after making a HUGE explosion, classic Preston Garvey.

[@danieltaylor1522]

The Preston ending made me cringe. But at least it wasn't raining.

[@drekgrimm3291]

4:45. The rads damage at the end of the sentence made me legit burst in laughter

[@SephConUno]

4:34 the lone wanderer finally getting the hang of Talking like the Silver Shroud and Sinjin is just pissing himself scared XD

[@prestongarvey304]

A settlement needs our help here I'll mark it on ur map

[@ramen2230]

Preston Garvey. No god please no ! No ! No ! Nooooooooo.

[@ObiJuanKenobi3]

5:50 DAMMIT PRESTON, CAN'T YOU SHUT UP ABOUT SETTLEMENTS ONE TIME? I'M SURE THEY CAN HANDLE THOSE GHOULS THEMSELVES!

[@itz_nitrogamez406]

3:44 this is now one of my favourite lines said by nick

[@Boulderpuncher98]

I love how everyone either gets pissed or annoyed but Nick and Ingram play into the SS antics.

[@wa6488]

Sarcastic female MC sounds like she's trolling everyone casually Sarcastic male MC sounds like he just hates everyone and doesn't care anymore I love both

[@JaelinBezel]

Wow the male character sounds so unsure as the SILVER SHROOOOOOUD!!

[@adrianbriones7238]

Cody Hines Yeah, I chose a female and she puts way more umph! and has way more confidence in her roleplay.

[@Samm815]

really? i think he's more into it!

[@SonictheHedgehog1st]

Meh, I didn't like the female Silver Shroud voice, I thought the male one was better.

[@MinosML]

It definitely sounds more like him making it up on the spot wich makes it 100% better imo

[@Su27_Flanker]

thats the magic to it ;)

[@rangopistacho6928]

sinjin NGL is kinda of a cringe nervous idiot, a dude is full on acting like a vigilante that actually seems intimidating and hes like "dont talk to me like that" dude is shaking in his boots

[@Licjr]

“I’m only one step away from Elder” I was fully expecting Maxson to go hostile

[@Soul-Hook]

And the super cut for the best moments with your favorite tv character comes to an end. Was a great ride with lots of laughs. Good job, mate :)

[@TaroKuzunoha]

I love how the character looks back at the remains of the explosion after Preston says that. He's like: 'dude, did you not see what has just happened few moments ago?'

[@LoneWandererInbound]

"Do you believe there is other intelligent life in the universe?" "I'm not sure there's any intelligent life in the universe. At least not on this planet" Bro roasted the whole commonwealth 💀

[@birdgang2411]

I fucking love how every time Shroud speaks you can tell he's making this shit up as he goes

[@Rampageotron]

I love Tinker Tom and Deacon. It sucks you gotta waste em' for the Institute and BOS playthroughs. The part where you guys steal a Vertibird is great. "TOM, WE'RE SPINNING! SPIIIINNNIIIINNNGGG!!!"

[@koencagurangan3256]

Probably the one thing i love about the railroad is how much banter the members have with each other "DEZ SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO FLY THIS THING!" "OF COURSE I DO, READ THE MANUAL COVER TO COVER "THE MANUAL?!!" Or the one between Tom and Carrington "The Institute has these tiny microscopic robots in the food, man, and they report back" "Tom, that's rubbish" "You just don't get it Carrington, the Institute is in your blood" "If True, that's terrifying" "If he had a shred of evidence for ANY of it, agreed, quite terrifying"

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

SINJIN THINKS uh- hesabovejudgement BUT NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE SILVER SHROUD -that just killed me omg i love this entire quest-

[@VenNoel]

I like how Proctor Ingram is super chill with your sarcasm and jokes with you

[@userofusername4981]

1:56 Holly:”You’re looking pretty damn fine yourself, stranger.” Me:k *Valentine liked that* Me: wat. 3:43 was the best of valentine btw

[@ExplodingConsole]

Loved the sarcastic reply to the Cabot House guy asking about intelligent life in the Universe :).

[@Rashknaw]

Hey general,I know you've got rid of our biggest enemy but another settlement needs our help

[@reyasem]

That "oh this is JUST what i need right now" is peak voice acting, really

[@null7493]

I like how Nick is the only person who can match the sole survivor in sarcasm

[@spindash64]

I feel like that was a deliberate design choice, since Nick is one of the only companions you NEED to meet to continue the main quest.

[@Frittin762]

3:48 those 3 words are why Valentine is the best synth known to man, which after saying that I realize it’s quite ironic

[@chrisysk91]

"Just Make sure it goes better than your last job" 5:02 LOLOL

[@justyourfriendlyneighbourh3260]

4:12 Curie is too cute and too pure for the commonwealth

[@masterzoroark6664]

5:14 megaton all over again

[@allyzacorina7517]

"You better watch it Maxson, I'm only one step away from elder" *"Indeed, I'll be certain to watch my back"* Lol

[@savannahc8893]

Okay but Preston randomly commenting "We make hell of a team" and then telling you another settlement needs help is hilarious- But Danse going "MMM, what do you have for me today?" in that voice is absolutely hilarious as well.

[@Apparently_I_am_everywhere]

0:07 My teacher when she sees my essay

[@gee_kaz]

I don't know why but i just love sarcastic option at 2:24

[@MCFATTYMUFFIN]

I JUST LOST MY SHIT ON THE LAST PART WITH PRESTON!! That was perfect

[@SpaceMissile]

4:45 - a burn so sick it caused rad poisoning

[@keithkania3810]

Anyone else find it weird that all your power armor limbs will be destroyed before your head and chest piece

[@PrestonGravy]

No

[@Deus35]

The character's look is just perfect for these videos lol

[@a.k8185]

The 'moments of thinking' during the silver shroud moments is entertaining.

[@seanfall]

"No need for the snide remarks." *Grabs Sturges by the shoulders* "It's all I have left!"

[@nxxynx5039]

Need a British Fallout game where all the friendly options are sarcastic and all the antagonistic options are hushed polite threats

[@spindash64]

If a main quest isn’t called “London bridge is falling down”, we riot Admittedly, if they set one in the Midwest, there IS a sort of “subdued” sarcasm, in the sense that it’s rare to be directly saying something like “Hey this weather is pretty good”. It’s much more “not bad”, or “could be worse” type of wording for everything.

[@beakieboss]

Damn predicted the future

[@Marc-zi4vg]

the sarcastic jerk : the only playstyle fallout 4 was meant to be played

[@johnnatandc]

Ingram always has a snarky comeback at hand XD And Valentine works on its sarcasm too very well hahaha

[@jakeperkovich5181]

"Valentine liked that"

[@SkyeRwby]

Preston is the most sarcastic one of them all. "Yah! Me just Nuked the Institute to kingdom come!" "Yea...but those Settlements arent going to defend themselves."

[@Old_Guard2]

5:07 I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took a deathclaw to the femur

[@zombiebobentertainment706]

"i glued a bunch of parts together and hoped for the best." That's relatable

[@TheImpossibleMan]

5:07 "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee"

[@FrogSpatula42]

PRESTON ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

[@Veroxzes]

1:55 *Valentine liked that* SYNTHS LIKE GHOULS?!

[@JohnyMiko]

2:26 "you're still in one piece" since when isaac had a devil fruit

[@jakomioftherose2434]

4:21 Isaac, I figured that out before you were born. You're late on the draw.

[@feliznavidad6958]

Preston at the end was comical perfection.

[@hahayes2475]

Preston: Back to work Wanderer [-Dion]

[@endarus6053]

ingram and nick. the only two people able to take the SS's sarcasm and throw it back.

[@Steel-101]

5:37 Dude that actually happened to me!! Dude my jaw hit the floor and I started laughing! Oh man I wish I recorded that! Lol 😂

[@marthaindahouse1010]

Silver shroud is back at it again

[@fribblejustfrib-6773]

alternate title: Nick 1-upping all of Isaac's BS

[@gassyirishman2859]

“Or you here for the goods?” “Tell me about these goods.”

[@Raven_Bride]

5:08 Arrow to the knee joke

[@weirdogiant6886]

The first one keeps getting me no matter what.

[@SAVUFILMS]

3:32 NEW BATHESDA MEME "SHOT IN THE ASS... LONG STORY"

[@LS-rp6yq]

Why did you stop being an adventurer I got shot in the ass long story

[@docette2015]

Preeeestooooon XD I love him, seriously, but I totally understand why people got tired of this. But what a great compilation, I love these lines. :D

[@superplayerex2431]

Maxson: "Without your unwavering loyalty to our cause, this victory would never have been possible." Sole Survivor: "What, no cash prize?"

[@pingmann]

"I used to be a Field Scribe like You, Then I took a Deathclaw to the Femur."

[@frescopino7866]

"I told them I was rigged to explode and started going "beep, beep, beep"." That's it, I'm buying the game.

[@spacedorito1603]

**literally ends the institute** Preston:here's a settlement that needs aid. I'll mark it on your map