Fallout: New Vegas for Intellectuals

[@comediccomrade5716]

“I hope this doesn’t lead to any fallout between us…. Fallout-New Vegas”

[@CrimSang420]

Lowest. Common. Denominator... ....love it.

[@carsonyoder7320]

He said the thing😮🫵

[@CrimSang420]

@@carsonyoder7320 I know, like HE said the thing, and then later, HE said the thing it was AWESOME! WU!

[@carsonyoder7320]

@@CrimSang420 WOOOW THAT S CRAAAAAAZZZY

[@internet_unfunny_man]

I’m pretty sure it will lead to a FALLOUT between us, FALLOUT NEW (gets shot in the head)

[@XanthosAcanthus]

1 int courier is the cannon courier. A bullets gonna do what a bullets gonna do tithe brain.

[@XanthosAcanthus]

I would change the grammar, but I got a heart. *canon and *the.

[@karelpasek6284]

​@@XanthosAcanthus honestly the original comment is perfect 👌 Especially for 1 IN courier

[@nathanfivecoate5848]

Dain bramage is no maffin latter

[@XanthosAcanthus]

@@nathanfivecoate5848 me think it yeh

[@elliepowder]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@morganmattish]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@eateat2316]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@BLANK-pr5qs]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@THE_Random_Men]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[@l2_linksklix]

*gets nuked*

[@EspressoStreams]

The shoulder the wasteland needs. Not the shoulder the wasteland wanted

[@CrimSang420]

They shoulder not have bothered.

[@therealcyanman]

Me pet aminals

[@Willem_Lind]

@@therealcyanman " I See you have important buisness to do, ill just have to let you through "

[@demoreil]

I never thought I’d see kitchen gun here, you’re a real one

[@o_mateuscampos]

Now that you're a Fallout fan, you must know the rules: 1. Hate every other Fallout fan (even the New Vegas ones).

[@HueyEmmerich1]

So true ❤

[@Zoroasterisk]

You Fallout fans sure are a contentious people

[@drunk_famasmf5135]

No, there are only 4 rules in New Vegas 1 - no mods for crosshair and/or sprint 2 - play every DLC 3 - Ulisses is a degenerate 4 - degenerates (except a 1 int Courier) belong on a cross

[@Washius]

​@Zoroasterisk They're natural enemies...just like 1 fans and new vegas fans, 2 and New Vegas fans. Or 3/4 and new Vegas fans. Or, New Vegas Fans and New Vegas fans. Damn, New Vegas fans, they ruined New Vegas.

[@HueyEmmerich1]

@@Washius SO FUCKING REAL. ITS JUST LIKE ME AND METAL GEAR, FUCKING REDDITORS RUINED MY FAVORITE GAME TOO

[@lt.kitkat]

1 Int and high speech really makes it seem like the only reason you do well is because everyone just takes pity on you and lets you do what you want.

[@l2_linksklix]

Dislike, you didn’t kill Oliver, the lottery guy

[@ryanedwards1790]

He tried 😂

[@meodrac]

well not for a lack of will, he just failed

[@getfucked3559]

It was his lucky day, he won the lottery

[@PRITISINGH-hj6kk]

I killed him 100 times by reloading saves

[@MetalMonkey1453]

I have never, not once in my life, played a 1 int character in a fallout game. This was hilarious to see. Pizza!

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

Fallout 1 and 2 had ALL dialogue different (i think) if you had 1 int. Same with "Arcanum of steamworks and magic obscura"(A good oldie).

[@selectionn]

you REALLY should do it. you can have up to 3 int to get the low int dialogues, and its totally worth losing the extra XP from int. Its a barrel of laughs having everyone treat you like a baby in a nuclear wasteland.

[@Cryonator_932]

"getting there, that's not the hard part, It's letting go, because you are so stupid to go back."

[@mojotheaverage]

My guy, I'm a fellow nosebleed water faller. I've never felt such kinship with a KZbinr before

[@jgrbonecrusherx]

Same

[@DFireWind008]

Intelligence: 1 Accurate Fallout player... playing.

[@CrimSang420]

What do you "Reply" when all you wanted to say was just uttered, verbatim? Disregard, moot and rhetorical.. Mere musings of a madman...

[@DFireWind008]

@@CrimSang420 me be retardical, me smooooooort

[@chikinonfrydai]

@@CrimSang420 because this is a comments section, not a reply section, he’s commenting on a part of the video he liked, that’s what comments are for. his comment isn’t anywhere near as useless as yours

[@fauxTruffatrice]

@@chikinonfrydai How about you three fuck it out, 'kay?

[@CrimSang420]

@@chikinonfrydai I hope you'll feel better soon. :)

[@G-ve8uq]

This wasteland's getting crazy

[@zacharygreen4404]

The most cinematic this game has ever been

[@MindofEmbers]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.

[@connorkitchen7285]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.

[@V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL.]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.

[@dynomitejec]

0:45 that was the best mix of scenes ever created and I thank you, even if its here for such treason. It's so perfect. I replayed it like 20 times before even getting to the real video it's so good. Gotta say I'm glad more people are getting into Fallout, I've been a fan since fallout 3 got it right after it came out through sheer luck that my mom let me since it was my money (the perk of mowing yards), and it's like it went from a niche rpg to being big even if thats caused changes.

[@borekminer]

"a few tissues later" "i try traveling with one hand" well that sure is an interesting way to describe a nose bleed

[@earthtolizz2546]

You found a way to take all of my favorite dialogue and put in in one video 😭 I’ve had a terrible day and this made me feel sm better

[@commandercody1210]

"I got this one shot" *8 shots later gives up and pulls out a smg*

[@morganmattish]

This was great! New Vegas is my favorite game, and it's awesome seeing you play it for the first time. Looking forward to more episodes!

[@Erucus]

I like your editing and this great content

[@GentleGiantJoe]

Nice, hope you enjoyed playing new vegas for the first time. Good luck on further playthroughs. Because no one can play New Vegas once, and not feel the urge to do things differently.

[@juleswoodbury58]

if you have charisma ten, you' companions become so ridiculously overpowered, that you can let them do all the work.

[@ChiefCrewin]

One of my favorite builds is 10/10/10 C/I/L, favouring explosives. Basically a main character character.

[@juleswoodbury58]

@@ChiefCrewin mine is usually 1S 4P 1E 10C 1I 10A 10L makes for a really fun hot gunslinger build who blows snot bubbles during conversations but fixes every problem by sleeping with everyone they meet. First two perks i get is always bisexuality

[@beep6202]

Your editing is just so good!

[@kittyluvr]

instead of commenting anything important i just wanna say , the nose bleeding part was very relatable

[@Duck-2017]

i have never seen this channel before, but i am very happy i found it, only 16 hours after the video was posted too. this video was a fever dream an i loved every second of it.

[@TheBreadbear]

I always do 10 intelligence builds. Especially since I always play on Hardcore + Very hard and go after the bigger fish on low levels. You bet your ass I'm not letting any of those Giant Radscorpions near Goodsprings live. Doesn't matter I'm level 3.

[@DASBIGUN]

Hay there Cyan, I get the same thing. Then walls in the nostrails or something the like. I DO know you DONT hold your head back, cause then you just swallo the blood which you don't re-absorb AND you can also accidentally inhale the blood while holding your head back and chock or it just ends up in the lungs...which COULD become a problem. Best way I have found is to put water (COLD) on the back of your neck while leaning over a sink or toilet (I don't judge you) and just let it flow until it slows down to a crawl, then note-up some TP and stuff it in your nose.

[@captshavers]

kitchen gun is a throwback XD

[@JohnFaalout]

The best part was when John Faalout sad that the real Faalout is the Friends we Made along the way

[@shawnhollis4586]

You have blue balled me. I was so invested in the video and I enjoyed seeing your experience and hearing what you had to say and reminiscing on how I went through areas that you'd go to. You made it to Benny and I wanted so desperately to see how you'd handle Benny. It was the only way a man with an IQ of 3 could do it; with knuckle sandwiches, and you sure fed Benny. That's where I was blue balled by you and your working tactic of keeping me invested for your next upload.

[@Nikibooyyyyy]

man this made my day! thank you

[@UVImpaler]

Nice use of the Derek Bum sketch as well as the old and classic western Daffy Duck.

[@GhostersSupreme]

First time seeing your content and honestly amazing video and great editing style. Looking forward binging your channel over the next month

[@casualcrazy2009]

I'd love to see a follow-up on this. I highly recommend doing the DLCs as well. Old World Blues is the fan favorite but Lonesome Road is my personal favorite. They're all pretty good though and they give so much more context on the events of the game, they're heavily tied in with stuff you'll be hearing about in the base game. Also, for maximum enjoyment of the game, just kinda explore and do your own thing, you'll find a lot of fun stuff to get up to. Every time I play this game, I end up spending like 80% of my time on random sidequests and messing around. Heck one of the best companions in any Fallout game I've played, Raul Tejada, is hidden very far out of the way. As a sidenote: all companions have a quest attached to them, Veronica even has an extra hidden one that I didn't know about until after I already had around 150 hours in this game.

[@sam_wilds]

This isn't normally my type of video, but you're actually very entertaining I think it's that you stay in-character instead of addressing the viewer directly

[@maaauel]

what a good time - and welcome to the Nosebleed Section

[@Lilly_Belle]

God, you're funny and good at editing. You deserve more views, for sure. This is quality entertainment. I was lured by your Child Catcher video after randomly thinking about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang one day and stayed for your wit.

[@codymuller5744]

I recently starting playing it WITH MODS for the first time. A "vanilla+" kind of thing. Sprint mod, an enb, high res textures mod, and fallout 4 looting mod are essential for playability in 2024

[@loajump8522]

I hope you do more of this adventure. It's a blast watching you play a lot of us' favorite game.

[@dudley2far362]

Love the videos my guy, hope the bloody noses only added to the immersion

[@grantmorgan1794]

You deserve several million+ views. Please keep up the great work. A+ game on the thumbnails!

[@dictatorofthecheese]

Loved the “Look at the flowers” reference 😆

[@Kenthis15]

He might be the one who digs but it’s the courier who is the one who knocks.

[@th3r0d]

I'm like 4 minutes in and this is fucking GOLD! SPECIAL stacked to be "special"

[@UmbraeNaught]

If he is to play any DLC I beg for the Old World Blues, its the shortest with the best dark humor throughout. The others are amazing but they're quite the journey.

[@Wheagg]

5:00 I feel your pain, I used to have chronic nosebleeds. Took many different doctors to finally figure it out. You never realize how bad it is until you don't have to deal with it anymore lol

[@porkflaps4717]

Fantastic video! One of the best I've seen since the onslaught of newer people playing Fallout on YT since the show premiered. Keep 'em coming!

[@Justacheese]

Liked the vid for the running Tom Cruise meme near the end. That was so funny :)

[@onion7067]

fun fact for the maybe 3 ppl who didnt know this: kitchen gun guy made the male voice for Dark Souls

[@Wacky_Vision]

A video of my favorite game from my favorite KZbinr. A perfect Sunday indeed!

[@BigBearWeek]

They really should release another fallout game that acts as a sequel to 1,2, NV in 2025, it would be a great time since it’s written on the upside down photo in the opening.

[@hydraliskgaming5895]

"If the legion breaks through are defenses I have one bullet I'm saving just for me"

[@celestialcthulhu773]

Your power knows no bounds, it pushes you out of the map.

[@itsfischer383]

You've gained a subscriber, holy shit this is a great content!

[@Grimpy970]

Wishes for fallout to end his bloody nose: gets a bloody nose as part of radiation sickness

[@SomaCruz500]

Welcome to Mojave, Wastelander. Glad you finally made it.

[@TedBarnhart-h9g]

Very funny man, it's like a fever dream and dehydration mirage mixed with guns and people getting bonked 😂

[@JaredTakesTime]

We gotta get a New Vegas Part 2, Electric Boogaloo. Would love to see you meet Caesar. Or Kai Sar. Not sure how you're supposed to say it.

[@Festive_Mike_Pence]

please do a part 2 man, this video is gold

[@donu-donu3075]

I have never once leveled up intelligence in fallout new Vegas, and it’s awesome

[@philmazzie3674]

That was the perfect first playthrough.

[@slingumingus]

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for this guys modlist

[@XLLXXL]

Peak Video again,sir

[@SirBobBotsalot]

"We won't go quiet, the Legion can count on that."

[@topherclay6131]

God, I love this game. I'm currently doing another run as we speak. Instant sub

[@anon9469]

1:18 How DARE you drink Nuka-Cola? This is EXCLUSIVELY a Sunset Sarsparilla town.

[@ChrisClarion]

Dude my nose started bleeding at exactly same time too lol

[@delenthqc]

this video gave me a nosebleed too, from all the laughter

[@CondemnedInformer]

I don't think I've ever run into an NCR deserter and I have 400+ hours in this game.

[@jacoblambert1805]

I remember back when I was a kid, seeing the graphics of Fallout NV, meanwhile playing Cod Mw2. Immediately dropped fallout because I couldn’t sprint and the graphics were soooo different

[@GrimmReaperXIII]

I need much, much, much, MUCH more of this, please. Lmao

[@Warpded]

The best kind of negotiating is negotiating with small arms fire or a pneumatic gauntlet to the head. FNV teachable moments

[@Caladir]

This man is treasure. Amazing content

[@cameronj8450]

“What the fuck is this piece of shit!” Had me weak 😂😂😂 it’s so funny watching someone play Fallout NV for the first time bro 😂😂

[@Jack-tu4xp]

Should’ve let Benny go! There’s some CRAZY possibilities! :3

[@jonnycarr6294]

This is spectacular editing

[@SkullpunkArt]

I bought the game a few months ago but only really started playing seriously a few weeks ago. I’m having a lot of fun!

[@aidanclark8850]

That dune reference.... got me laughing at midnight in my bed

[@averystockwell8697]

How does he not have like 10 million subs. I watched the whole video and thought u were the funniest shit in the wasteland.

[@gerniyy5579]

13:36 more duck plz

[@Qwayzar]

Imagine this build but knowing how to stop hop because of low int high agility so the character just knows how to abuse the physics system. Like double jumping in real life but never questioning it.

[@ZodiusXx]

10:41 "And drank your piss" *_WHAM, BAM, ALAKAZAM!_* 10/10 (you made me reinstall)

[@STORMSC0UT]

Just started the video. Just wanted to say that thumbnail was primo 👌 😂

[@calebfoster7148]

I gotta let u know. The Khans did bury you. Victor watched and dug you up. This is the funniest fallout video I've seen in a while. When u told boone he would have been shot, I lost it.

[@ВіталійКоренівський]

Nosebleeds are such a bliss

[@Mrw1274]

Patrolling Florida almost makes you wish for the ice caps to melt.

[@thegerb5417]

Kitchen Gun bit was the best!

[@thomasgrazier9251]

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@CrowCody]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Hey! Personal tip. If you touch your middle finger and thumb together on both your hands, your nose will stop bleeding. Don't know why it works, but it does.

[@JohnCox340]

Patrolling the nuclear winter almost makes you wish for a Mojave

[@MattBradyrules]

We absolutely are in a Fallout Renaissance right now!!! That is the perfect way to describe the state of Fallout 😂😂😂

[@Overlord367]

i salute your bravery sir also fallout nv is like all fallout games bast played as its own thing. 0:56

[@weischreiner]

Bloody nose tip I use a lot: fold a tissue 4 times and roll it up the other direction and plug it in your nose for 15-60 minutes and the bleeding stops

[@naimashamoushaki7166]

Hearing "Patrolling the Mojave wasteland almost makes you wish for a nuclear wi ter" almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter for sure.

[@garrettlaundry357]

2:30 Oh god never noticed the tooth necklace until now...

[@DoesNotInhale]

I can already see you at a million subs by end of 2026. Even if thats off you have real ability. Humor is so much of timing and delivery, anyone with the strongest script will tell you it doesn't mean sh*t for the memes if you don't deliver or time it right...or tone is off. Also your OC memes are some of the best (I'm assuming a couple of them are OC by you), the edits and tracking are so hilarious. You'd do well with streaming I think given how off the cuff you are

[@mistadude]

I get those random nose bleeds too man, *me shoulder*

[@pixeldott6587]

I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THESE DIALOGUE OPTIONS😭😭😭 Im making a new save file.