Starfield Explained By A Moron

[@Fulgrim2]

Wouldn’t mind seeing a part two of this.

[@midnight5895]

Same here ❤

[@tomasluna9460]

Ditto!

[@RealTalk720]

Same

[@roshiibae]

Please

[@danieldykstra4100]

Id take a part 22 plz and ty and more pizza

[@BastrdGod]

Of the 60+ Starfield videos I've watched so far, this is my favorite. Granted, like 40 of them were outpost and ship build related, but still, this is the most entertaining yet.

[@v0533]

As I was exploring I accidently landed on the planet and location of Andreja without seeing Vladimir first. What a coincidence that was. She proceeded to yell at me for not getting Barret first when I had no clue what was going on. It just works

[@FoxyCAMTV]

🤣🤣😀😆

[@MaticTheProto]

Playtesting is overrated

[@JodieEdits]

She will yell at you for not getting barret first even if you did

[@elliepowder]

The thought of you practising "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" is fantastic, you really know how to set your priorities :D Also, Pauligan made me miss Paul the Horse, he would have destroyed those space pirates

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

"Roleplay as Arnold from the Magic Schoolbus" I see I wasn't the only child traumatized by that

[@hubhikarilives]

My mom thought that acid trip of a show was educational..

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

@@hubhikarilives I mean, it was. I learned from it. But the games and the books were better at actually educating

[@vedantthakur09]

"Who milked the first cow and what was their deal?" I can't 😂😂😂

[@spacejihadist4246]

I thought this was an interactive movie about Garfield in Star Wars.

[@GriffinatorOriginal]

In Wayne’s voice: To be fair… depending on how many times you play new game plus and upgrade your powers, you ARE space Jesus.

[@FlameReaper]

I like that all conclusions of the “ketamine” is that it has to be a drug

[@angelitoofficial7943]

Your commentary is absolutely phenomenal. Rarely do I subscribe, you make excellent content, sir. I hope you gain many more subscribers and grow. You definitely deserve it.

[@Guendison]

ahhh, Adoring Fan. Whatever game you end up being in your voice always takes me back to Oblivion.

[@MaxPSVR]

Ahh so that’s why I have the overwhelming urge to equip Barrett with the legendary mini gun you get from the Vangard terramorph arc

[@UncleMo65]

Best Starfield video ever!!! The humor and satire was next level genius. I could not stop laughing. Bravo 👏 I subscribed.

[@martinmnagell2894]

5:21 the fear of palindromes is called "aibohphobia"

[@ultimate_pleb]

Wait it's all no man's skyrim? Always has been * shoots gun *

[@ren4issance-754]

Damn, you’ve got some Ryan Reynolds level charisma.

[@Shermoose]

It’s been such a long time before I had a video over 10 minutes keep me fully engaged with it. Thank you!

[@mathiaschristensen1194]

Fr though.. Who milked the first cow and what WAS their deal.

[@kahc3216]

They were hella wild

[@OpoOnTheGo]

There's an old fable about lactose tolerance being a recessive gene. TLDR: a lot of people pooped themselves to death and the first person to tolerate lactose was killed bc everyone though he killed all the people who experienced death by poopoo. Idc if it's true or not, makes me laugh

[@fulee9999]

this was the best starfield summary video I've seen, the humor was on point, well done

[@CW_274]

Loved the aot music when the weed ran at you with the knife lol

[@wuurlii]

I’ve watched all of your dmc videos after falling in love with dmc5, but after the ketamine jokes you deserve a sub more than just my momentary engagement. Kudos

[@kyleburke7285]

Enjoyed the inside jokes and loved the long word phobia explanation. I am now a subscriber

[@robertb7293]

Thanks Faraday Budget Tours. Ships confirmed dateable. Now we just need the space advanced family planning mod and my horrid plan to raise a family of little rockets and star drives will be complete.

[@briancarter9404]

This was hilarious. Thank you. Also love Starfield so far!

[@billwithers4762]

This is the most I've enjoyed starfield, great vid!

[@Axyl2k]

Honestly one of the funniest things i've watched in ages. Instant sub. Well played, sir

[@mocha9072]

I joined the crimson fleet before going to rescue Barrett so all I had to do was walk in and tell them to let him go.

[@jasong.451]

Man, this is some of the best Starfield story telling I've had the pleasure to enjoy.

[@Oedwak]

So laugh-out-loud good. You got me with "she doesn't obey the laws of gravity at all!". I'm officially a fan. Subscribed!

[@SokaPup]

the way i always answer the question "is starfield a good game" the answer depends on asking and answering another question .. which is "do you like bethesda games" if the answer is no or iv never played one... then you are most likely not going to like the game, if the answer is yes then you will enjoy the game because you understand the type and style of it, now onto bugs... i have played 200hours+ of game so far .. and iv only come across a couple ... which are .. crashing (onetime being real bad crash), the npcs when die flying into ceiling and hanging themselves, and iv had the robot companion deside to surf my spaceship... but beside that iv had nothing like some videos depict .... which comes down to... everyones different.. everyones computer is different and the fact is your situation will be different for better or worse when comes to bugs than someone else

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

Any crazy drug filled plot you can come up with is better than what Bethesda came up with 8 years of development and millions of dollars.

[@RangerOfTheOrder]

That Arnold joke brought back a core memory for me

[@BlackStar250874]

This is good, AND entertaining. Also waiting for part two. =D Personally I play Starfield with a slow pace of a space geek. With screenshots with photomode every five minutes!

[@KerboOnYT]

Outstanding storytelling

[@American-Jello]

Ok, this was storyline was strangely captivating, and now I'm really hopeful there is more to come. Definitely more interesting than the original game's storyline, although I, too am enjoying playing Starfield. Subscription earned! Well done!

[@LoganSearles]

Not gonna lie random fucking kid on my ship is kinda a deal breaker.

[@madskater5]

If you’re serious, she doesn’t have to be there. She is pushup man’s kid. If you decide to not have him on your ship, she leaves too.

[@LoganSearles]

@@madskater5 Goooooooooood.

[@kenz2756]

​@@LoganSearlesok so you didn't even play considering your reaction...

[@jamiemunn9200]

​@@kenz2756read his original comment.... it says nothing about playing the game. Typical Bethesda gamer right here!!

[@kenz2756]

@@jamiemunn9200 Yup. Have 1700 mods in Skyrim and 800 mods in FO4. I pirate most shit too. You had a poor deduction moment. his OG comment is him being pretentious since the video is all he got about the game. That's why I commented in the first place my guy.

[@michaelschauf3542]

Was waiting on this, did not disappoint. Also I’ve been loving starfield also. I haven’t Even started any of the actual main story just went far enough to get the frontier and totally said screw scrips and missions and ever since I’ve been genociding my way through the galaxy 😂

[@skitz042o2]

You should do about 5-6 missions for constellation. It’ll be worth it.

[@tom2gunzbombadil689]

Yeah, good game . flawed but fun

[@TheParagonIsDead]

Same my dude, it’s the most flawed masterpiece I’ve ever played. There are a lot of oversights, that are mostly understandable but when you just play… it all melts away and you only see the good parts.

[@RacinJsn]

Vasco is officially banished to the Lodge for constantly glitching thru the fooor in the ship blocking access to the bridge.

[@NephilimGodMusic]

That happens all the time lol

[@juicedgoose]

I usually find him hiding in the space behind my industrial workbench. He's like my ships cat

[@GrimsGhostG59]

Lmao the water melon part got my crying I literally was in tears my AB’s hurt now

[@rerver8842]

I never knew I needed to see the adventurers of a man(?) named Pauligan Picklesworth until today. Please more.

[@noisepuppet]

I watch a lot of recordings of people playing games. This by far is one of them. Haha. But seriously, I would waste a whole work day watching these on the sly so I hope you make more in this format.

[@dococ3272]

My ONE bug so far was hilarious. A guy exploded into the ceiling and I spent the next thirty minutes trying to pull him down, 10/10 experience. I’m actually disappointed how seamless my experience has been. In Skyrim, character 2, a bee ended the intro in catastrophe and carnage. And it was just up from there (more and more bugs) This is a great Bethesda RPG in space, and everything that phrase means 😊

[@Defathomize]

This video is so spot on. There is an unhinged amount of violence in this game.

[@ahlija]

You’re very good and got yourself a new sub! Keep em coming sir.

[@dh8203]

Yeah, they haven't fixed the Bethesda classic of NPCs glitching into stuff. My first landing in New Atlantis was graced by the first bug I saw in the game, a random guy stuck in the middle of the fountain. Conveniently the game has a photo mode which automatically adds the photos to loading screens, so I've been able to relive the moment many times. Now loading is a comedy slideshow of people sinking into the floor, their head stuck through a table, or leaning on air. And I'm having lots of fun playing the game too.

[@madskater5]

MORE PLEASE! that was amazing!

[@evanchristian1751]

I’m thoroughly enjoying Starfield even with all its bugs, and I absolutely love this video! Not sure if I’ll be able to take the game seriously anymore though. 😅

[@jerseylife8701]

Rare solid ketamine 😂 Dude you got my subscription for that and every other ketamine reference 😂🎉

[@Fartowski]

Like, subbed and almost cried laughing. Good stuff.

[@RolIinStoner420]

Sarah didnt like how I dealt with the Terrormorphs.... so I sent her back to the lodge... Sam wanted to bring he daughter on my ship... I wont even do one mission in that quest I miss that cloud district guy..

[@davidstrausser5200]

This was pretty dope

[@mightybotstudio]

This video was more fun than playing the game. 10/10 would watch again.

[@pilgrimgirl3182]

This hit the spot. Thank you for making this video.☺️✌️

[@hubhikarilives]

My parents being behind the scenes at my job without notice is a new level of fear

[@Johnkik212]

Would love to see a part 2

[@xdevantx5870]

I think it's amazing that the Adoring Fan is unironically the best companion in the game.

[@lucaverde126]

Part two I'm begging you that was hilarious

[@madmatt6240]

This video was so much more entertaining then the actual game. Good work

[@amazingadams6723]

Well done! Is there a part 2?

[@RueTalamo]

Starfield has inspired some awesome content. Cant wait to see more!

[@awall8512]

10/10 Excellent! Return of the Pauligan would be very welcomed.

[@LostWallet]

Bethesda bravely answer the age old question “are we alone out there?” with….”yes, ita just human out there, no other intelligent life anywhere in the galaxy. just human”

[@forzit8623]

Out of all the starfield reviews I’ve watched this is the one that makes me wanna play it☠️

[@Nordic_Mechanic]

theres only 5 `p` not 6 in hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

[@danielsmith-ss7il]

this is still the funnest video i have ever seen on a bethesda game I will rewatch this forever xD

[@MsLegendd]

Dude I really don’t know how I find your video I was playing STARFIELD u just pap on my KZbin after a minute playing and listening your video I turn off my Xbox made a cafe and listen to this video I hade more fun the actually playin a game please make more video if u can consider make a god of war great video amazing u tell better story and more interesting then any game out there loving it !!!!

[@lkslokinhow]

The UC quest is actually pretty good. Even better than the main one I think.

[@shift3yep679]

This. Was. Beautiful.

[@kendo2377]

It's a Bethesda game, with bonus time-eating mechanics, current year social engineering and real life politics. I feel immersed.

[@chadharger9323]

You forgot total strangers known as 'followers' opening up to us within hours after meeting for the first time. . .and us not caring. . .as we look for the game's version of Fallot 4's lone wanderer perk.

[@spinnact]

Well that was a wild ride

[@Fokkas]

You are pure gold, dude. This was perfectly hilarious.

[@acejenkina8472]

This is actually funny especially the hugh Jackman from the prestige reference lol😂😂😂 dude you actually have a talent for this type of shit.. make more skits and go big!!!!!

[@sergiogonzalesYT]

Brilliant review! Subscribed.

[@RandomWandrer]

Yes! Starfield is An amazing game. As long as you make a solid save every few hours, you can enjoy the classic bugthesda glitches without fear of losing your progress.

[@loki2894]

Third time watching this. We need a continuation!

[@mrdonut6108]

Here so kids cant say first

[@johnraven5517]

Keep up the good work XD

[@Daxterzer]

@mrdonut6108 Twelvth

[@the_real_lord_egg]

Doing god's work

[@PUREbecoming]

First

[@scubasteve3032]

Thank you.

[@sparkcommunications2499]

This was the video we were all waiting for

[@karllaunchbaugh5437]

This was a glorious saga, I need more

[@DiamondBeast53]

That bit on the powers was exactly how i felt when i learned there where powers atfer 10 hours of running around just beening a menace i was like why am i using guns and my knife when i could become a master jedi and absolutely destroy these NPCs so yea

[@mr.voidout4739]

I wanted my first playthrough to be completely organic; no mods or anything. But... I cracked. I had to grab cheat-enabler off Nexus and use console commands for just two reasons: Removing Cora, and Lv4 martial arts.

[@jasonthomas369]

Probably the best video on Starfield I’ve ever watched. Fantastic 😂😂😂

[@X862go]

Currently watching this from the edgerunners in the Euclid universe ✨️. Nice documentary 👌 your earth humans are kinda crazy 👩‍🚀.

[@chugmander]

“If the universe is so big… why won’t it fight me? 👊

[@wastelander1015]

Funny thing is that his parents can be found at the Astral Lounge in Neon, dancing and sniffing Aurora 😅😅

[@duramirez]

I love your take on things, its so gud 😆

[@thestoryteller1807]

just noticed the fact that his channel icon has an eye twitch. now i'm laughing uncontrollably.

[@RobotNinja28]

The only way to rp this game

[@anonymousli4204]

4:00 It feels more like day after tomorrow. Or tomorrow something... That thing with tom cruise...

[@TheParagonIsDead]

After 200 hours it’s an easy 8/10 at least. After updates and dlc? 9/10. Overall great video, none of the stupid Bethesda hate. Just doing what Bethesda games are made for. Enjoying, fucking around, and appreciating the crazy stuff.

[@DH-bg1qo]

Really? Curious, what parts do you enjoy?

[@TheParagonIsDead]

@@DH-bg1qo everything. I think a lot if the criticism is valid, but is often blown out of the water.

[@DH-bg1qo]

@@TheParagonIsDead the lore seemed good, but the world felt empty and it was just a series of fetch quests

[@SkyRunner21]

This review is 100 times better than the "game" itself... Says it all...

[@TheParagonIsDead]

How?

[@vast634]

Ok, that subscribe button announcement made me actually subscribe. Does it really orbit?

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

Todd Howard: "It just works." Everyone: "Yeah, it only just works."

[@ajsnow7387]

I talk like this and as a result have lost my friends and family. This video pleases me.

[@FjreHazard]

I wonder if the Spacers that you encounter are supposed to represent Spacer's Choice. An indirect attack on Obsidian.

[@salamathesusatbiyernesulit2161]

Something about shooting essential NPCs puts a smile on my face.

[@TempoLOOKING]

12:42 oh God they stole a Stargate. Get em boys.

[@RBRMV1]

The graphics here is so awesome during 2005

[@kahc3216]

Yay a new video!

[@allbriardup6451]

The game should be called “Rainbow Loading Simulator.”

[@umbraviventem]

This video is the most fun I have had with Starfield.