Falls Of The Presidency | Net Positive with John Crist

[@Kyriecat12]

We did the Dave Ramsey program! Changed our lives for the Positive! We have freedom now with our money. Peace

[@glamgal28]

This podcast is more therapy for me than any therapist I've seen. When John went on his rant and started to get a tad bit emotional, I was like go John speak your truth! Your next book should be all about your rehab experience.

[@piercejenkins13]

Thanks for putting these out. I appreciate you being able to be funny as heck but still be able to get real about the church. Much love John

[@tyronebcookin]

Dude, just put the sound man behind the front/forward camera. You got my neck hurting by the end of the video. Your just looking to the side the whole time.

[@ashergonzalez1910]

This is my favorite podcast! I love all the joy and happieness, I haven't watched a single episode that I haven't laughed at

[@carolinelvsewe]

I am enjoying these podcasts so much! Real talk, Real life HUMOR!

[@JL-lm1wb]

I couldn't have made it without the whole epidural. C section unmedicated would have been something 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RachelJamison904]

Facts...doc would have been like you're gonna feel a little poke...proceeds to saw me in half.

[@JL-lm1wb]

@@RachelJamison904 😂😂😂😂

[@erikaLackey924]

OMG John, I have the exact SAME bed situation! CAL KING and sleep on my side and other side is intact everyday. Just fold the sheet and blankets back in place, put pillows back on display in the AM LOL! Love the Podcast!!

[@amyclutter7259]

John with his mixed metaphors: “you’re playing with fire, you’re going to get bit” 😆

[@JL-lm1wb]

Man, I'm an extroverted introvert. I gotta be on the net but also I give no access to me 🤣🤣🤣 it's like one way glass. Like my presence is like ideas. I love it tho.

[@mazza8408]

This was the best episode so far. I read an article on you recently on Christianity today and then I heard about the whole Anni.F down situation it's so sad how people can be really hurtful. I feel CT did you dirty it was so frustrating to read and then how everyone hated on Anni because she was proud to be your friend that really sucked. However It was amazing to hear your heart about rehab the church, your support for the metoo movement and owning your own crap it was really refreshing, keep up the good work keep your eyes on Jesus and continue to live in repentance, redemption and restoration we are all rooting for you. 👍🙏

[@WD.909]

CT is like TMZ of the Christian world. They don’t do anything positive. They ruin other peoples careers and focus only on the bad of people. It’s should be shut down just like the SBC

[@glamgal28]

I so agree with your comment, and it was sad how everyone was hating on Anni. I am proud of John and his accomplishments.🥰

[@TheBlessingReport]

Best podcast so far cause of the personal responsibility rant

[@LindsayRoo]

I had a medicated birth with my first child then went unmediated with my other two and I felt 10 times better afterward without the medication. But no matter how you give birth you get a baby at the end so it’s a win. 😄 Theres no better feeling than that moment you’re holding your newborn child in your arms. I’m really loving this podcast. And that oil change joke killed at The Majestic this past Saturday. Great show.

[@JL-lm1wb]

1. Wake up. 2. Coffee. 3. Clock in. 4. Clock out. 5. Chill.

[@cathyweigand8063]

Seeing you in Irvine. I like that you add new material. I saw Seinfeld and Michael Jr. together. Michael was hysterical to me because I had heard most of Seinfeld’s stuff. You nailed it during the pandemic!

[@mely260]

"do u untuck ur feet" I was confused too lol

[@abbyg1771]

I’ve subscribed to a lot of podcasts with the hope of watching/listening to at least a few episodes here and there. This is the only one I’ve watched them all so far, and I love every one of them. Also, I’ve given birth three times, all without wanting or receiving an epidural. And I’d do it again. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@ekatchkey2405_faithreimg]

37 year old female here. I so don't get fake eyelashes.

[@saraho1913]

3 unmedicated... hard but worth it

[@doxin_lover1278]

The oil change joke made me laugh so hard. That's something I don't get, did the audience need a safe space after that joke too lol

[@raegates]

I loved the oil change they joke. It does work better when u tighten it up like you said. Maybe not in Chicago but here in NC!🤣 I love your explanations of joke telling. And making light of your jokes..so good! It's so refreshing. And when I'm having a bad day, laughter is such good medicine! I always look you up!😁

[@glamgal28]

I was going to post if you were in NC we be laughing 😂

[@freebird1985angel]

Rural Minnesota would definitely laugh! 😂😂😂

[@alexissommers4403]

the oil bit tho🤣🤣🤣 so good

[@andrealawrence8238]

I’m totally with you, John. I stay on my side of the bed even when sleeping alone. The other side stays made.

[@callimicaletti7223]

A few things... First off, I love your show and humor. Keep it real John, that's why we love you! Second, I had an non-medicated child birth (twice). I can be honest and say the first time, it was more about a test with myself. I wanted to know what is was like as God intended it. Going through the pains of contractions really helped me get both babes out QUICK. I didn't know it then, but non-medicated birth is a metaphor for life to me now. Anything difficult is going to be worth it. Last thing and please don't take this as a rip, but sometimes when your stories jump around and get off-track I think of those damn videos on social media where they reel you in but never reach the climax 😆😆

[@christiehawkins8708]

Love it, great job guys! 🙌

[@LeesDiesel]

Everything you've talked about I've either said to myself, in my head or talk to about to my wife. All this canceled culture stuff. All this entitlement. It's just unreal. Keep up the good work.

[@mynonsequitur7116]

I'm finding I enjoy this podcast more than the standup comedy. John's a decent comedian, but he's a better thinker.

[@ashergonzalez1910]

Keep up the good work!

[@Jennhope24]

Love your podcast!

[@brother-In-Christ404]

I loved the "they" joke and so did my dad. Shame on that crowd for not thinking it was funny.

[@andreareed2690]

Your joke wasn't the problem, Chicago was.

[@brother-In-Christ404]

@@andreareed2690 Exactly

[@redraven117]

It is 4:30 am and at 6:45 dudes laugh made my heart stop because it’s sounded like it was it the other room😅 am home alone😅

[@dggirl6190]

I was in Chicago at your show and I thought the oil change joke was funny! Had a great time.

[@trinascanapico6358]

Did you say Spokane?!? I missed your last show! I can’t wait!

[@nailstylegirl1146]

Still laughing over the new joke, loved it

[@epitt22]

I am an unmediated birth lady. Totally different experience and I regret having drugs to start the labor greatly.

[@victoriaarista3111]

Totally blushing he was!!

[@1maripaul]

I love this conversation about what the president should be like or look like. Pete & Sebastian had a conversation about this in the cast. This is so fascinating to hear ppl talk about this! Btw.... sebastian wanted a very "Fit" president bc it just breeds confidence for the ppl. I like how you guys are breaking them all down lol. Kennedy was probably the epitome of presidents but I'm not sure if he was athletic? I'm from Florida and I as many ppl think our Governor Desantis would be great, I agree. He's healthy, stocky pretty good looking and he's a freaking BOSS! Btw, thank you for your comedy, honesty and your also very good looking!! I'm hoping to see you in west palm. I just saw Sebastian in Orlando. We need comedy, everyone needs to laugh!! Especially now; covid, monkey pox, Ukraine, Roe v wade, shootings, deaths etc. The world needs to LAUGH more!

[@3Blondes1Battle]

bahahaha! I love you so much!

[@evirgil84]

Great episode!! 👏🏻 Personally I don’t think someone as huge as the Rock is attractive compared to someone who just in shape. Also, A big reason to have an unmedicated delivery is because an epidural often slows down the labor. So you’re not in pain but your labor will last so much longer than just doing it the way God created your body to do it.

[@kalakady8]

Also the risks associated with epidurals are not worth it to me. I know people who have had bad epidural experiences and very traumatic births. I’ve had 4 unmedicated births (2 home births), and will have number 5 in a few weeks. I’m pumped! ☺️

[@MrPerezthomyenBici]

Great net positivo show today

[@JL-lm1wb]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 john! The joke was funny!! They get it.

[@Drucilla66]

Big debate at our house . On top of the sheets or under the sheets for sleeping!

[@Bedkid]

Loved the they/them joke. Was hilarious 😂

[@sarahbotha8090]

1:23: did that. Was told no extra points for that. ...

[@alnbeautybar9158]

Oil change joke is MONEY!!! Can’t wait to see you in Des. Moines

[@HPTFan]

I want a president who identify itself as a dinosaur! xD John is right about Deconstructionists! lol

[@dianacharland543]

I made the decision to have my 1st child was no anesthesia. I was convinced by others that the drugs go into the baby system and it's bad for them, blah blah blah blah. So I had a natural childbirth, no medication, and I also had to have an episiotomy. Google it. All without medication. It was so bad.. It took me 6 years to agree to have another child. When I had my 2nd child I told them I wanted every drug they would possibly give me, I didn't even need to be there, just get the baby out of me. And it was glorious.

[@vanessajanik4623]

Yeah I’m out on the unmedicated birth. Don’t get it. Not even a little bit. I had 2 kids-2 epidurals. PTL🙌🏼

[@Claireschex13]

Dude Not sure which week you mentioned Uber and Tesla but Tesla leases to Uber drivers with at least a 4.7 out of 5 rating. Didn’t know this !

[@melissasw64]

I want to know what John thinks about Amber Turd.

[@bdmcmonk6447]

you got a hair up your right nostril john; it's driving ME crazy too!

[@sharonstyle]

Did you get a stylist John? Your fits are improving!

[@ashleyharris2434]

Dave Ramsey saved my parents marriage, 100%.

[@mckennawalters2789]

I’m a Disney Adult!😂 I’m 21 years old and grew up going to Disney, so going there really makes me happy and nostalgic! They have so many fun rides, amazing food, fun shows, immersive hotels, and really cool merchandise😝 it’s a great way to get away from the chaos of the world for a few days 😁

[@waspahh33]

Hate to break it to you but they are adding to the chaos these days

[@doctorandrew04]

Hugh Grant in "About a Boy" is an example of one of those guys that does nothing all day and can afford it

[@samanthasamaniego3995]

How is "they" reasonable.... Later they. 🏃‍♀️✌🏼out... ugh.

[@adamwarren5654]

Y’all should have Tim Hawkins on as a guest!

[@pheebsandjohnny]

hillary. what is that? bahahahahahaha!

[@Vitamortis.]

this episode was great xD. things I don't get: coffee social media movies in general electric vehicles greenwashing people who live on fast food soda people who thrive by victim mentality(especially minority groups) home decor vehicles/roads(incredibly inefficient in general) social media/yt trends how murder is legal in the US if the victim is negative in age your whole thing like virtue signaling, delete that, etc. fishing camping hunting ultrasugarization of food(i spent like 2 weeks on the following:) the average starbucks drink has 33.58 grams of (added) sugar the average Mc(donalds) drink has 33.57 grams of (added sugar the average Dunkin' drink has 31.16 grams of (added) sugar ---- all the obvious heresy in the "Christian" "church" California and a lot more I don't have time to write. Thanks so much for the podcasts, they really inspire my thinking.

[@sandralynn583]

"Sa- LINE-Nuh", Kansas

[@makingupmystory4269]

Try the oil change joke Friday night in OKC. I'll be there and laugh. I thought it was funny 😁.

[@JL-lm1wb]

Never make my bed. Ever. Never.

[@RestoringReality]

I haven't read through the comments yet but I'm assuming that someone else has already pointed out that 1917 was WWI?

[@andreahammond8967]

Unmedicated birthing.... Recovery is 90% quicker easier and complications often occur from epidurals... I still have random contraction type pain in back where the epidural was....also look it up US is like 64th ( guessing) in line in birth safety all these 3rd world countries have much safer births and heathier kids without the drugs.

[@katiebwheeler]

Everyone is different, it was trying an epidural or c-section with my first after 2 days in full labor, 10min after getting epidural baby popped out. Second kid got epidural way sooner and I was up walking and feeling great 2hrs later. Same with third and fourth kid. Friend gave birth unmediated and was in really rough shape for several weeks… everyone is different 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@glamgal28]

I had no choice after 12 hours of labor doc said emergency c section i was like nah lets not. I had no choice but that was 20 plus years later, I was blessed he was healthy

[@amyclutter7259]

I agree that it’s personal. My first two were medicated and my 3rd was unmedicated (because I hate needles and catheters.) I felt so physically and emotionally exhausted after my 3rd it was almost traumatic. My 4th was medicated. The epidural never slowed down my labors and I bounced back very quickly.

[@RobyDavis]

Hey I know this is free but uh... can we see the screen too? Thanks

[@kevinm7891]

Baseball managers wear the uniform because historically managers were manager/players and would often play in the game.

[@jeremiahprzybylski165]

Correct, plus the coaches are on the field of play during the game. It’s actually in the rules that a coach must be in uniform in order to be on the field.

[@OurYouTubeChannel25]

I am so sorry that your social studies and history teachers failed you so hard!! 1917 - Civil War? Really? 1917 - Pearl Harbor? Really!? That had me laughing for sure! Sincerely, A public school history teacher! 🤣😂🤦‍♀

[@jessicabotello1321]

I’m sorry you’re 6 ‘2 and 160?!!!!😮

[@sarahvigue]

John just gets better with age

[@JL-lm1wb]

Jesus be trippin yo 🤣🤣🤣

[@JL-lm1wb]

John, 40 lbs, I would love to see it! Wild

[@danwakeley1144]

Try Celcius. It’s my current vice/addiction. That is all. Peace 🤙🏻

[@NuncNuncNuncNunc]

@4:50 Edgy as a soup spoon

[@Beepbopboop19]

why is the volume always SO LOW?!? 📢📢📢

[@mlo321-3]

You don’t get unmedicated birth bc you don’t know the problems that can happen from all the interventions. I have had 3 unmedicated births, all 3 of my kids were born with no medical interventions. There are so many side effects from the drugs, and every intervention can shed the need for another intervention and all these interventions have led to a massive increase in c-sections. Not to mention, the US has higher infant and maternal mortality rates than any other country n of all the interventions we have. Went allow birth to happen as it naturally can, and instead we intervene; and except in cases of emergency where it’s necessary, we’ve actually caused more harm than good.

[@alissaward719]

I think the biggest reason to have an in medicated birth is that you are much less likely to have negative outcomes (further interventions like episiotomy {brutal}, forceps/vacuum assist, c-section, etc). Despite having one of the most advanced medical systems of 1st world countries, the US has abysmal stats for maternal and infant morbidity (injury) and mortality. Countries that advocate for and support unmedicated births have much better stats. I feel extremely blessed that I learned about these things before having children and have since had all six of my babies without medication or intervention. *flex* There are so many other options besides meds to make birth less painful, first of all not giving birth flat on your back. I could go on all day, but suffice to say it is not at all comparable to the voluntary suffering of camping. Lol.

[@dettawentworth]

I am so sorry but I had to stop because of the awful history quoting but still love you guys

[@ericMT]

It’s a comedy podcast not a history podcast. But I understand how that could bother some people.

[@JL-lm1wb]

Doesnt matter what a person wants my help for. If I give it, it's none of my business. No virtue screening. I will drop a few dollars on a person just because not because I have screened and approved it. That's lame.

[@EssentialOilStories]

So is he talking to his producer?

[@Kyriecat12]

I love Star Wars! It's awesome! LOL Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings...sign me up. our entire family loves it all! lol

[@davidthepetmoretransportgu5859]

"Making the Bed" NO, I bring sheets/blankets down to Lat 1/4 or 1/5 ish of the Bed & Have ceiling fans on to air & dry them... Looks nice, neat unmade, Not sloppy - with a Purpose that I DON'T Get why others Don't Get! REALLY, Not joking, Totally serious! Although, SURE that mom would disagree with & Not understand/Get Reasoning... She, NIT a Believer, Quite a hater, Extreme Narcissist Actually; Me Definitely a Believer WITH GREAT Fruit, yet have Much room for Growth...😇🤔😇 Your Laugh, in the midst of jokes, Hilarious 😇😂 🤣🤣😇🤣🤣🤣😇🤣🤣🤣

[@schwererd]

I don't understand. John at one point mentions no one should have more animosity for the church than him. I don't understand this reference.

[@lmwalker3]

He got a lot of hate from “Christians” when he had to go to rehab. That’s why he referenced nasty comments online.

[@heidiv88]

Coffee shops…I don’t go to them, but I think a lot of those people are lonely. They set up camp and hang out hoping to meet people. That’s just my take on it. Diners, I think that’s the same thing. Regulars always going to the diner to socialize. I get it, but I don’t. That’s my take on that

[@JL-lm1wb]

Yes my big thing that gets my mind vibey is good deeds, sunsets, rainstorms, breezes and good connection moments with loved ones. It's a whole experience. 💯

[@MosDaft]

We are Jewish, but non-practicing, and my 14 year old daughter is yet sure that she believes in any god. But she believes in the inherent goodness in people, and that simple fact nullifies christianity, en totum. If we are all born sinners from birth, how can we also be made in God's image? We are all naturally spiritual, but not religious.

[@jennisswainston1894]

Ep8- (unmedicated birth) have 4 kids. 3 epidurals, the last one was an “unmedicated” birth!!! Not by choice! Baby came before the anesthesiologist was available. It’s said that mom recovers faster without meds. Seems reasonable… HOWEVER having had babies both ways I would agree that recovery without meds was great. But the delivery was… worst pain imaginable. Soooo…. Lol

[@michthemaverick0803]

Me every time John coughs: GET THE MAN SOME WATER OVER HERE!!! (Too much talking dries out the larynx/vocal cords.)

[@apetty5918]

The whole unmedicated birth thing is such a flex for some women. And they look down on others. When I had my baby I suffer d for 12 hours then got that epidural 👍

[@mlo321-3]

I know I’m 2 years late- but the whole deconstruction thing- I feel like that’s literally every person who grew up in the church at some point. Every kid who is basically born into or raised in the church and is like all-in it their whole childhood, at some point you have to figure out how you make your Christianity into an actual relationship with Jesus for yourself, and not just what your parents believe. Like learning why you believe what you believe, and deciding what you’re gonna take into adulthood from what your parents taught you, and what you’re gonna leave behind. That’s literally every person who’s raised as a Christian ever. It’s stupid that now it’s a movement. Like just learn what you need to learn about God for yourself, leave the rest, and move on. Why it has become a whole movement is beyond me.

[@mlo321-3]

You can leave some parts behind without completely turning against God just because you don’t agree with SOME things your parents did or your pastor did or whatever. It’s basically a focus on what people do. And if we’re ever focused on people, we’re always going to get let down. But that’s not GOD. That’s people. GOD will never fail you or let you down.

[@dalemancillas790]

No meds child birth here. Didn't want to have my kid start life with a drug that I'm not convinced won't affect them in the future.

[@epitt22]

Potosim is a huge set up especially. (Can never spell it though). But sets them up for some pretty wicked things as adults.

[@glamgal28]

I went for 12 hours no meds and I wasn't changing my mind, until the doc come in and said we are going to have to do an emergency c section. I was like I'm not up for that but i had no choice. I was awake during just couldn't feel anything and the recovery takes so much longer. With that said I'm just glad he was born healthy and that was over 20 years ago🥰

[@ShytownGirl1]

I got that one too

[@davidthepetmoretransportgu5859]

The Vice(s) I Recommend, Jesus; Bible; Prayer; Gret Deeds/God's LOVE in Practical ways!😇😎😇🙃😇 Congratulations on Sobriety & Incredible, Hilarious, Unique, & Diverse Comedy...

[@JL-lm1wb]

I salt the whole industry for bad bosses and what not.

[@JL-lm1wb]

😶I cant get the eye lashes thing at all.

[@kpete27]

buddy comedian Ubered crowd members home :) that's funny

[@KevinAColeman]

If we want athletic presidents then we start electing people who served in the military again

[@JL-lm1wb]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 no! You said no one is trying to fool people. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ says no photo posted in the last half decade. It's all smoke and mirrors anymore!!

[@jennisswainston1894]

Episode 8- (deconstruction) in my opinion seems like it’s getting back to the “spirit” of the law and not the “letter” of the law. There are ALL the little traditions that are getting in the way of really living your life in a way God would be pleased with. Example: wearing dress clothes to church is a tradition- if we are judging someone being in church in their pajamas the problem lies in is. They are AT church- do we think the Lord really cares what they have on?? Kind of my take.

[@aleksandram29]

Woah John so wrong about Disney adults. I have a full time job and I pay all my bills. I am a single mom of a child that is now an adult and yes I love Disney. I like spending my time at Disney, I get my high of experiencing all that Disney has to offer without kids! I get to spend my hard earned money on what I want and not ride it’s a small world and dumbo 100 times because that’s all the kids want to do.

[@sarahbotha8090]

When I was in middle school we learned the personal pronouns and I you he she it we you they boom boom boom. Say it fast and then you will hear it.

[@R1Flem]

Fishing. Start fishing.