Family Feud - Here Come The Vumps!

[@TheGrayMysterious]

My favorite Civil War general, Ulysses Lee. He fought for the Unionfederacy under President Abraham Davis.

[@bubberduck4964]

@John Stonik delete this

[@fazeroblox2693]

@John Stonik delete this

[@antonroachy4654]

Isnt general lee a car?

[@lemonbreadsf3828]

The Confunion

[@jasonhanlan999]

this is cursed as shit

[@buddygang9834]

"Ive never been to a kids party without a clown!" "ive never been to a party with a clown"

[@squid_iwl]

That's because he was the clown.

[@user-ux4gu2lh8c]

iS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

[@punch3322]

Wow your profile pic has some REALLY shit hair.

[@user-ux4gu2lh8c]

Hes gone and said it, u fool

[@dogonit1936]

I've never been to a party :'(

[@KengaruZ]

I love to imagine Jerma actually sitting in a gameshow and ranting as if there's no tomorrow

[@araknieretro]

Congratulations it happened.

[@christianmogol960]

@@hotradish1 ppppppppppppppppppppppp

[@Lil_FYRBUG]

I like to imagine what he would be like if he was real

[@k4rz43]

They would make him a permanent commentator/host afterwards because the ratings would go through the roof.

[@thecandyvancan1444]

"Name something kids skip." "Leg day." Dead

[@googleygareth]

"Travel... Byeah..."

[@andrewrchooven1996]

"Hot dogs" Byeah

[@MitsurugiR]

“Reading” “Byeah”

[@OnePunkArmy]

"Read" Wrong "Reading" BULLSEYE

[@Bakechochin]

'name something that happens at every child's happy birthday party' 'sin'

[@Max-kv1xm]

deep

[@Guess_I_Lose]

I hope so, every kid deserves Hell

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@Guess_I_Lose rip

[@Manimal_Official]

Omg the fucking rant of the guy giving love as an answer, is god damn legendary.

[@ancientomega]

YOU COULD SAY THAT AGAIN!

[@demonbasher4426]

Ihu grant, the composer of wedding song

[@Faxter313]

Well done.

[@Redbikemaster]

No, it's a whole genre

[@fudgegorilla]

Of course Jerma has never been to a kid's birthday party without a clown. He's there. There'll always be a clown around when Jerma is here.

[@pyropoyo]

8:10 This is the perfect form of comedy. The absolute certainty Jerma has, and his mocking tone towards his computer AI opponents, followed by crippling defeat and dead silence from Jerma, while the cheery Family Feud theme plays in the background, signaling Jerma's loss. And then he just quietly says, _”Travel."_ Followed by a byeah. I can't laugh at anything anymore. I've been broken.

[@athena2483]

byeah

[@wiretheswede]

Also, that his first thought regarding the Royal family is Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

[@ocarinadude762]

What makes it even better it’s that it’s Jermas fault he missed it. This game came out before Princess Diana died. If he played a newer family feud game, the number 1 answer would 110% be death.

[@naplockblubba5369]

@@ocarinadude762 I mean, even before that, I'd assume at least a few people would have said death

[@LieseFury]

@@ocarinadude762 was she the first royal to die?

[@valhalen11]

1:12 i cant believe no one wants to be a sewer

[@ZionSype]

you didn't link the right time I'm going to have to take all of those thumbs, sir.

[@valhalen11]

I believe it is now fixed, thanks for the information.

[@ZionSype]

You can't just do that Who do you think you are

[@candyman9635]

I too dream of being filled with large volumes of fluid.

[@Asgar16926]

is that like being a toilet, but for the whole city?

[@fortnitejimmy-ih3dn]

"The Vumps" sounds like the worst STD ever.

[@Ballisticannon]

Pulling It Off With the Vump Brothers

[@ChapuleTaylor]

Underrated comment.

[@Eetarsaurus]

We pulled it off.

[@LieseFury]

"You typing sweater?" "No I'm talking to MLC_St3alth"

[@RobbehFilms]

Hold on. do you go by the name of Shpooky Eyes on steam

[@Ballisticannon]

I'm 3 days late now, but yes, I go by Shpooky Eyes on steam, though my name is usually Ballisticannon.

[@Unstoz]

What gets me is this music

[@Ails1234]

"Family Feud is filmed in front of a live hillbilly audience"

[@kennyyy4L]

How does the reply have more likes than the actual comment

[@sodaunderthesink9014]

@@kennyyy4L because it's funnier

[@Luigiofthegods]

yeh i live with an existential crisis and depressi - S W E A T E R

[@goldsrcorsource2551]

@AnAverageTerrarian It's just a really subliminal "Don't say... s-swears"

[@abeoma814]

"Short is okay, as long as he's [Jerma]" Damn straight

[@harrisonwallace6988]

The Vumps are gonna be the next serpents I swear to god

[@sirdiesalot9538]

The entire cast is going to be Vumps and serpents.

[@rubyc102]

I'm from the figure... And you were right

[@elgavgav]

Harrison Wallace turned out they were

[@Miothederp]

Jerma is hillarious, everytime i watch his vids i almost die laughing, and thus ive been near death for 6-7 years

[@whorebagsss]

MioThe Derp Jerma also puts his life on the line every time he streams too. He must nearly die of laughter 20-30 times in a stream.

[@michaelfrizzell3883]

MioThe Derp I always thought that it was the cancer keeping me nest death, but jerma makes sense too.

[@Miothederp]

very true, he must be protected by the gods, bless his laugh.

[@gordonf5553]

Peeping the horror before it was cool

[@Dexturrrrr]

Name a specific activity that's so boring it makes you sleepy. Jerma: Read ✖ CPU: Reading ✔ *OKAY, THAT'S FINE.*

[@thesamuelbutler]

Also game: sweater = ears

[@coffeecrispy2673]

swEAteR

[@Ails1234]

Ah yes, Brad and Angelina, my favorite members of the british royal family

[@innerface.]

Henrique Lazarini Of course, Brad Pitt is my favorite royal family member.

[@valhalen11]

4:52 because every child's birthday party that he was on he was the clown

[@SuperCatfire]

on

[@latersatyr]

Teevo Even his own.

[@mummifymittens5109]

"You don't always have to be the funny guy!" -Jerma

[@mrchewtoy]

james jamngon - he wrote it like it's some sort of game show or something!

[@Fendermcbender]

I was riding a stationary bike when sweater turned to ears on stream and I cut my leg because I fell off laughing

[@joshriley2936]

Fendermcbender Were you riding it backwards?

[@henrg]

@@joshriley2936 who does that?!

[@mattisemo6881]

at 3:26 he stopped on “d” and i choked on water because jerma would be the person to put door

[@wintertornado]

0:00 "Short is okay as long as he is what?" *Screen flashes "JERMA."*

[@nobodyimportant4778]

jerma has never been to a party without a clown, but he's never SEEN a party without a clown. logically that means that the clown was invisible, jerma had never been to a party, jerma WAS the clown, or jerma couldn't see over the audience

[@sbraypaynt]

8:25 I fucking love how certain Jerma is And the ensuing silence is fucking mortifying and hilarious at the same time

[@GrosGhiles]

1:53 5 years late, but what happened is that the game "detected" the L and the E in ULYSSES which is enough for it to count it as LEE. As long as most of the letters are here and in correct order, it doesn't matter. LEBRON JAMES would have worked here

[@ShockSword52]

looking forward to the vumps in jerma rumble 2017

[@CZEFrank]

ShockSword52 *2018

[@Esappx3]

it was pretty good

[@Xcog]

This game makes me unironically angry.

[@ashura9699]

Watch a TAS of it.

[@Axyo0]

u N i R o N i C a L l Y b R o

[@skunthundler]

@@Axyo0 ew

[@AnniePee]

@@Axyo0 meds

[@samquik]

12:01 the awful answer punctuated by the Windows 7 noise is peak comedy

[@Daniel19998]

Name a yellow fruit.

[@BobThePineapple]

orange

[@thelegendofsupernerdsupers9475]

Daniel Watson blue berries

[@snowdevil002]

Orange *[54 votes]*

[@golfjugo]

Daniel Watson Ulyssees

[@Chimeric]

Uhhh, uhhhh, I GOT IT! What is macaroni and cheese? And what game show am I on?

[@chriskringleiii9604]

Jerma's obsession with Hugh Grant intensifies.

[@Shho_1]

8:48 someone should make this into a “damn you got the whole squad laughing” gif

[@wateringcan2]

8:25 i love the way he sit silently in defeat as the game mocks him with that stupid victory music

[@duder2727]

Name any civil war general of the north or south. Jerma:Ulysses survey says: Lee

[@SmipWhip]

ill never understand why people get so many likes on comments by repeating something that happened during the video like a fucking parrot

[@duder2727]

rip, really though.

[@s4n714g000]

I'll never get why people dont get why people post comments repeating something that happened during the video.

[@iug5672]

Sweater=Ears...so...yeah

[@DobbyTheGamer]

I'll never get why people get buttmad at comments for no reason

[@ManOfZonk]

so when you type ulysses, it autocorrects to lee, but if you type read, it doesnt autocorrect to reading. WHAT THE FUCK

[@crazymonkeymw2]

And it corrects sweater to ears.

[@thomasn4347]

ManOfZonk Lee is a talented general.

[@PivoteroIniciante]

I'M A GENERAL WEEEEEEEEEE

[@Jvizzlezz]

if I remember correctly, the game works by looking for specific sequences of letters. I don't know the specifics, but look up a TAS run of this game, it's really hilarious what kind of shit you can manipulate it into thinking you typed. Basically, the game was looking for *READING* specifically, and jerma *only* provided read. Either the devs were too lazy, or the *code they worked* with didn't allow *shortenings* of answers *to* count as *real* answers. That *doesn't* explain how Ulysses turned into lee, but *again*, *the* specifics I'm foggy with. All I can really explain is that generally, longer answers are better, because you could accidentally type sequences of letters that turn into answers. Using this logic, I could type out this entire paragraph as an answer to "Name a Marvel movie", and, after feeding it through the game code, have the game think that I actually typed "Doctor Strange" (the D in READING, O in only, C in code, T in they, O in worked, R in shortenings. S at the end of shortenings, T in to, R in real, A in real, N in doesn't, G in again, and finally E in the. For reference, I've highlighted the words. Perhaps if you looked through the paragraph enough, you could find many other movie titles that would pop up as answers.) This is just me illustrating my extreme nerdiness about this game, because the TAS run I watched years ago was so fascinating to me, but again, some details I'm foggy on, and you could probably find more information about it if you looked it up (that is, if you cared lol)

[@LemonGrinder]

Good explanation! I'm thinking it only looks for the specific letters, not the correct number of them, so it read Ulysses as U *L* YSS *E* S

[@Haviktrocity]

Every single member of the Vumps Family is gonna be in the Jerma Rumble: gran gran, the baby, the twins, the dog and cat, even that dead goldfish they flushed down the toilet 3 months ago, EVERYONE! We're making this the Jerma Vumple!

[@UnderseaDee]

Everyone joked but "Sex" or "Jerk Off" would absolutely be an answer for the "every night before bed" question on modern Family Feud

[@vanilla8956]

Jerma does realize that if he doesn't have every single member of the Vump family in the next Jerma Rumble we will crucify him right?

[@doifhg]

i like to imagine that theme music playing and just a slow zoom onto jerma's furious face

[@sgtjawa]

Five years early with the "death in the royal family" guess, Jerma.

[@alma3884052]

That stream was great. I died when Jerma started ranting after 3 people wrote LOVE

[@269tron]

2:38 A cloak. Seriously, I've been looking for a cloak everywhere and I can't find one that's not either part of a haloween costume or that is $300.

[@punkst3r]

"When it comes to men, short is okay, as long as he's ---" Survey says: compact

[@grongy6122]

Name a real or fictional person with "Grant" in his or her name. ...Grant Dad.

[@jthweatt412]

Watching him try to type out Ulysses s Grant was more anxiety inducing than any horror game I've ever played

[@roosterbooster26]

The sound of jerma struggling to navigate the keyboard is the greatest thing about this video

[@elgavgav]

"He needs to have like a videogame to play! He's a fucking dog!" Now that's someone who looks after and loves their pets

[@gleb7247]

How to spot Jerma in a crowd? You can't, he's too short...

[@brotherels]

Compare to Waldo jerma is impossible to find at all.

[@finleyhobbs6031]

I could see that coming from a mile away.unlike Jerma, who

[@mobrien98]

OVERUSED JOKE please continue

[@victor97O6]

If you crouch, you may be able to see his face between everyone's legs.

[@Dxpress_]

Excuse me. Jerma is not short, he is compact. Thank you very much.

[@pagemckitrick6042]

i am big fan of vids making me have a big hapy all time since 2012 i watch you over several accounts. i like rewatching all your old videos every couple of months you really are the most entertaining youtuber on this website no matter what anyone else tells you even YOURSLEF

[@vanksteinvanker1062]

As long as he's... *C* *O* *M* *P* *A* *C* *T*

[@Trillig0n]

Looking forward to the next Jerma rumble with the Vumps. The new replacements for the serpents!

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

"Name something that happens at every child's birthday party." SIN ...ging "Happy Birthday."

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

This was the first Jerma video I saw years ago. I forgot about him and didn't seem out his stuff until later and I'm glad I did

[@aIexwiththetv]

"The First'm an ont hemoon was hug'h gr ant hope"

[@JonathanGorr]

The Vumps, The Vumps. We're the Vumps.

[@cogumelomods]

Jerma is a talented sweaterman

[@nighttimevideo]

"Vumps, vumps, we're the Vumps,,,"

[@skipws]

"Name something that kids skip. Leg Day." I fuckin laughed so hard that my fucking water came out my nose Jesus Christ

[@junlexip9204]

Glad that you kept the sweater clips from the stream. Always loved that part.

[@saxninja8464]

If I ever go on Family Feud, I'm just gonna yell "SWEATER" every time I can't think of an answer. Apparently that's the pro strat.

[@thewilltheway]

SaxNinja and you just hit the button before steve harvey can say anything

[@Autumn9]

for the "name something that keeps kids indoors" the first thing that came to my mind was "door" and i laughed for the next 5 minutes because of that

[@don-lf4lt]

4:38 best timing for a byeah

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

I’m sure the deal with this game has been explained already, but for the sake of both clarity and having a top-level (non-reply) comment having such information... Unlike many of these types of gameshow-based games, this game accounts for typos and is both incredibly lenient and somewhat strict in certain cases with its answer system, instead of punishing you for things like spelling mistakes (if you spoke "San Francisco" out loud, why would the host check spelling if theoretically, you were speaking out loud instead of writing?) This is both its most entertaining feature and its fatal flaw. 1. Single letters are accepted as doubles whenever a double is needed. 2. The game checks if the letters match the sequence of an answer, but ignores any letters in between. (For example, if you need an answer of "butcher", "butt checker" would be accepted because *B* *U* *T* t *C* *H* *E* c k e *R* ) As a result, the reverse of the previous condition ends up being true too: doubles are treated as singles when only one of a letter is needed, so "butcheer" and "butt checker" are identical as answers. 3. For some rounds, partial answers are accepted if they are, or come to when interpreted by the game, a 100% match to at least one word of the answer. This is why "read" isn’t accepted as "reading", but for example, "grass" would be accepted as "keep off the grass". This information explains why Jerma got some answers correct despite inputting entirely different words: correct letter sequence and automatic double letters out of singles. This game has an amazing TAS by Heisanevilgenius that takes advantage of this and inputs ridiculous phrases that still win the game 100% and leave the rival family without a single dollar to their name.

[@SGR403]

4:58 Little did we all know, Jerma was the clown in all of his birthday parties.

[@YGMStuidos]

*insert Jerma is compact joke*

[@rurathn5534]

The first one was obviously Grant 'b4nny' Vincent

[@L1ghtyyyy]

Grant 'fucking' Vincent

[@ashura9699]

Vincent Sauce

[@MysteriousRanch]

why steal Funke's pic?

[@usaccdecks8363]

MysteriousRanch ooo, hi :)

[@jakethesnake9484]

MysteriousRanch Funke didn't take that screenshot... Funke technically took it from somewhere else as well. Stop being such a fanboy

[@luxu7725]

rest in peace Louie

[@madgecko11]

The intro and editing for theses is wonderful.

[@kroneyt1493]

3:25 I literally said "You're playing one." and he just about instantly responded, I thought I was in a skype call with him for a second LOL

[@doesitmatter1667]

“I have never been to a child’s birthday party where there wasnt a clown” Oh Jerma... at least you’re honest with yourself

[@Peusterokos1]

You know when they say silence can be golden? Well jerma was literally shitting a golden throne when he fucked up all the answers for the royal family thing.

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

"I heavenly enjoy a sloppy joe."

[@chandlerj333]

"Grant Lee"

[@loganreads90]

0:23 Ulysses! Ulysses!

[@Josh-rf9qy]

"You can't a ride a bike backwards, those are brakes." Jerma has only owned kid's bikes.

[@laughercake3156]

Ah yes, I """"wear"""" perfume for the ""comfort"".

[@panichappy9785]

This video made me feel better when I had food poisoning. Thanks, Jerma985.

[@powergannon]

Everyone knows it’s more common to see muggers in a park than a squirrel.

[@chersnotdead5124]

this game knows little about how mental we all go in Britain when one of the royals pops off for shame We love a bit of dead royal

[@gordonf5553]

Or when a certain PM's death day rolls around

[@xenodweeb6425]

Quick question for the chat, who do you think is more short, Jerma or Pat from Two Best Friends Play?

[@PeiceofNick]

Jerma, no Pat, no Jerma, no both.

[@Winchent]

Can't believe that Ulysses S. Clown died while travelling in his new sweater while read a book with his family that's so big it needs a whole lotta love

[@blueedge4744]

I’m just now realizing that the beginning of the video with the family feud clip is related to jerma because it’s joking about how short he is

[@ninjabobgames3030]

I must've seen this a dozen times since it came out and I never noticed this...

[@snugasapugonarug]

Lost my mind when he put "read" and it was wrong, then the computer put "reading" and got it.

[@Remls]

I've seen this dozens of times now, and him looking up how to spell Ulysses, but the game interpreting it as Lee always get me.

[@I_am_Mic]

7:02 Jerma: yeah Stream donation: *b y e a h*

[@NivramTTV]

Still waiting for the clown car crash

[@cocacole2492]

The cutaway to fistful of frags put my sides in orbit

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Back when my family was into roller blading i used to skate backwards during the odd elementary class trip just to show off, and silently laugh at the people who couldnt keep their balance to save their lives, at a now non existent roller blading place that was around for a long time

[@Esappx3]

omg he actually did put them in the jerma rumble

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

So this game can accept "Ulysses" as "Lee" but can't accept "Read" from "Reading"? WTF!?

[@enigma1337]

Jeremy gets flustered pt 907

[@DrunkenCoward1]

The first one was obviously Alexander the Grant.

[@fazijslive]

are you kiddin' me? Second time I watch jermas fortunes video and I spit my drink all over the place because of the laughter. That's just cruel, dude!

[@yepisuredolikecats]

“I have ever been to a kids birthday party without a clown” well yeah Jerma because you’re there

[@zackwars3085]

anyone gonna mention how "muggers in the park" had more points than squirrels?

[@lazo2]

THAT FINAL MOMENT. IM CRYING

[@Toshiro-dono]

At the "name something you do every night before you go to bed" I was totally like "Oh, Sorcery!"

[@AnvilPro100]

I hope Jerma makes some abomination of a CAW that makes a single person the entire Vumps family

[@mrcellophane1162]

You know what Love? When I try to edit a stream and I get all the good shit, but it only measure to two minuets, but the fucking holy mackerel comes over and makes a masterpeice again out of the same stream