Family Guy - Christopher Cross Griffin! How could you!?

00:21 - The soap acts like a bikini, hiding everything. There's a subreddit for that.

[@khyabatiste3669]

0:09 “Christopher Cross Griffin!! How could you?!” Lois, you chose to name your son after a songwriter and guitarist

[@FireIsTheCIeanser]

Criss-cross applesauce

[@mikeb5613]

Yep, I can imagine Chris “riding like the wind”.

[@DeftestAphid2]

Also a joke on Jesus Christ and a Cross

[@carlcjjohnson8694]

I was thinking of Kris Kross

[@MissDavids]

@@FireIsTheCIeanser American Dad reference, love it.

[@TheBandit025Nova]

Lois: I could go to jail Me: Are you sure let’s bring in the cops from South Park

[@FireIsTheCIeanser]

Nice...

[@Vegnas]

NYEsss…

[@lemons38]

that was a lie, but she did a lot of stuff that actually would get her into jail

[@henrythebananaboy]

@@lemons38hello

[@gabeschannel8612]

Yup just do a crossover and she good

[@christopheredwards788]

Lois said his full name. That's serious stuff.

[@ahmadpearson5543]

She've said his full name before

[@christopheredwards788]

@@ahmadpearson5543 I know. Never said that was her first time saying it

[@mattsodano6264]

Sums up the plot of Family Guy episodes now. "You did something horrible and illegal!" "Gee I'm sorry, I just did it for a stupid reason." "Oh well in that case it's fine, who cares?" "Looks like everything's back to normal!"

[@tulin_enjoyer]

*By the next episode, everything is back to normal. She went to prison at the end of this episode.

[@kingslime3579]

0:07 The bridge between Peter's glasses are gone

[@NigerianLandOwner]

damn now that is crazy

[@symbolguy3609]

Yep.

[@megsie1424]

Good observation

[@khyabatiste3669]

0:32 May I remind you that Lois made out with Meg’s boyfriend and tried to convince her it was rape

[@theoldloisgriffin99-03]

The My Modern day self disveres to be thrown in Jail because 1st off 1 the bathroom door should been closed and locked and 2nd off she wanted to be the teacher so which means she wanted this to happen stickin Modern Day Lois should be sent to jail and maybe even the death road

[@rubenresendiz4329]

Peter's lack of concern is hilarious

[@christopheredwards788]

Lois don't hug Chris! Punish his ass!!

[@blinkowarner3117]

...considering what Chris lied about, that is an unfortunate way of phrasing that.

[@ajward9112]

@@blinkowarner3117 Accurate, though whether intention or not, that was funny.

[@jimmymackinnon8474]

@@ajward9112No it wasn’t.

[@ajward9112]

@@jimmymackinnon8474 Oh right, just to clarify, I meant the comment I replied to was funny. Not the actual scene itself. Modern day family guy stopped being funny years ago.

[@foxiflakes8245]

she can't hear you she's a drawing

[@BatmanFan76]

Y’know, none of this would’ve happened if Lois didn’t take up being a teacher at Adam West high in disguise. This family is not the brightest.

[@Commander_Shepard.]

The only reason she disguised is because Chris was too embarrassed for her mom to be a teacher at his school. Then when she disguised for him, he went on to do stupid shit like this. The family might not be bright but this one is all his fault.

[@ivandwyer5225]

The most bot ass comment ive ever seen

[@extranerdinarytroper4835]

Nah, this one is definitely Chris’ fault. Nobody made him lie about sleeping with a teacher.

[@BatmanFan76]

@@extranerdinarytroper4835 I still stand by my last sentence.

[@realotiswashington]

​@@BatmanFan76I've heard plenty of stories from the perspective of kids who had a parent (particularly the mom) as teachers. It would've only been a matter of time before Lois started sleeping with a student or two. P.S I stand by your last sentence too 👍

[@gentaillahi6153]

0:30 you can hear macos startup from Peter’s laptop

[@rebelfriend1818]

peter is literally a redditor now

[@rvog6584]

R we surprised @ all? 😊

[@jaquanmiller2526]

If one of us as Peter, he would say, "Say whaaaaaat!"

[@erinjohnson6142]

If I was in Chris's shoes and heard Lois yell my full name, I'd dip outta there faster than The Flash

[@kristelvidhi5038]

Blonde Lois looks like Tara Strong.

[@JumpirThatsHard]

Or DeVore Ledridge

[@kristelvidhi5038]

@@JumpirThatsHard don't know her.

[@trasegorsuch5140]

Blonde + Lois = Blois?

[@kristelvidhi5038]

@@trasegorsuch5140 LMAO🤣🤣🤣

[@lolstalgic9602]

Fun fact: Tara Strong is the voice of Twilight Sparkle. How is that relevant? I don't know... But she DID also voice Meg's singing for "Buy Me a Rainbow"

[@summertime6785]

… For once, Lois had a genuinely good reason to be angry with Chris.

[@asi9ghost]

Donna was right when she said lois cant discipline her kids 💀

[@MichaelBlaneWalker]

Neither would Rita and Lynn Sr. Best they did was to punish Lincoln by torturing him with his precious sisters

[@ninjafalls1739]

Lois has tortured and abused all her kids. Don’t even start.

[@kerrygligorovic9758]

Uh-Oh Chris is in big trouble now.

[@mbmstudios9768]

Peter on Reddit like Lois isnt his wife lol

[@DinoLoverGaming]

porn isn't cheating

[@jesse5946]

Hearing peter saying subreddit feels so wrong 🤣

[@joeh6260]

0:53 well said chris

[@maximumstef1039]

Lois I could go to jail. Me: like that’s never happened before.

[@nightslayer6951]

Lois let Chris off too easily despite know she could be arrested or possibly run out of Quahog

[@theoldloisgriffin99-03]

EXACTLY I could imagine Modern Me Running and next thing she is in another mans Bed 😂😂😂

[@ninjafalls1739]

Dude. Lois ain’t any better

[@nightslayer6951]

@ninjafalls1739 I know and I think she deserves everything karma has offer

[@mykamitchell]

0:30 Am I the only one who got scared of the “slightly longer than average” pause? Because it look like Lois was going to slap the lot outta Chris.

[@jessieschutter673]

Chris you’re big trouble!

[@tylergoodman3560]

So, it's ok that you could go to jail because Chris manifested a goal; not a great life lesson, Lois. 😂🎉

[@lemons38]

she also manifested a goal, the lesson is that it's no longer wrong if it turns out to be something lois did as well

[@themasterofcommentsandrese4351]

Those jocks deserve detention!

[@gagecrawley6223]

Not detention. Expulsion!

[@angusjames639]

Hell, I thought at the end they would have been groping each other 😂😂😂😂😂

[@angusjames639]

And you know most of you would be wanting to get with Lois 😁😉, oh hell yeah 🤣💯🤣😂!

[@isabellaa1750]

0:09 🎶Gonna ride... Like the wind. Ride like the wind🎶

[@Ryoko9691]

This isn’t the first time Lois said Chris’s full name.

[@CalMcVerry]

When was the first time

[@Ryoko9691]

@@CalMcVerry S4 E7 Brian the Bachelor. When Brian brings his date, Brooke, over for dinner to meet his family Chris lifts up Brooke’s shirt because his talking pimple told him to do it. That is when Lois said Chris’s full name.

[@CalMcVerry]

@@Ryoko9691 thanks a lot

[@matthewjenkins4559]

Christopher "Criss Cross" Griffin The little boy rappers in the 90's. I don't know why Family Guy took away that reference

[@lls3676]

"They say her husband's got no more dew on the lily." 😄

[@neuronneuron3645]

Peter loading up the iMac G3

[@symbolguy3609]

0:30 Peter booting up the computer.

[@acegabrielcruz3687]

Alabama 😂😂😂

[@kiekiefall2953]

I’m on a train I burst out laughing with Chris cross

[@kyleeaton2660]

0:27 Should've thought of that before you betrayed your own mother, young man.

[@ninjafalls1739]

The mother that betrayed him years ago…?

[@blackheartpopculture]

Christopher Cross Griffin……middle name, trouble.

[@heraldberg9469]

First time we hear Chris's middle name!

[@rvog6584]

Pretty sur it was revealed in a rly early season. Ep. & then basically neva again (!!)

[@callum110597]

Are you kidding me?! Lois just easily forgives Chris because he just wants to be popular? That's not right! And I don't care if he wants to be popular! 😡

[@eldenlion5850]

First family guy episode? This is pretty typical

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

He just did what she did, she's proud he's learning from her example.

[@beniboi6992]

First Time?

[@TheRealMycanthrope]

I don't care

[@DinoLoverGaming]

You'd be saying the exact opposite if their genders were reversed, stop highroading.

[@stuartbarclay7940]

It's your own fault, Lois!

[@rave400v6]

You really can't undo this. Spiderman tried and failed. Hard.

[@eljereaumartiena747]

R34: like if its something new loose lois

[@ct5198]

What reddit sub do they mean

[@eugenegodzilla946]

Uh oh

[@PCMan8922]

Cross?

[@jessieschutter673]

Apologize accepted

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

I’ve lost all respect for Lois at this point 😒

[@JumpirThatsHard]

DeVore Ledridge?

[@Wordlifematt]

Now all we're missing is Meg's middle name. Maybe they didn't give her one.. who knows??

[@HeWhoHasRuinedEverything]

do you think tmas's middle name was apple sauce

[@KingUnKaged]

It's weird that they bothered to animate her hair moving dynamically in this scene when she's wearing the wig. They almost never bother to put that kind of effort in for neutral shots.

[@jss2141]

His middle name is Cross?

[@EpicDestr0yer]

Chris cross

[@JoobJaibot]

@@EpicDestr0yer JUMP! JUMP!

[@ryancasey9763]

0:07 what the hell does that mean, I assume it means he cant have kids but i doubt thats correct ?

[@jonathan4158]

None would've happened if she just didn't wear a disguise.

[@Ronin.Samurai]

No, it wouldn’t have happened if Chris hadn’t taken the photo. This is Chris’ fault.

[@user-kg5vj1mx7f]

Why was Louis griffin wearing a wig

[@mr.l8723]

Good god, these episodes just get worse and worse

[@hannahdelvecchio7521]

Ok

[@clarejennings5049]

CCG

[@zoidlloyd7736]

So son word in the street is ur doing it witta great understand her husbands well he's not wrong there 0:04 ugh ccg how could u oh thought his middle name was carter but cross ? Oh hey mum 0:09 Pete will believe wut ur son did as my job he told everyone in school were n now it's all over the school n Internet this pic to be exact 0:14 hmm yeah first time seen that was on koth the neighbors that con guy yeah imma check on that subtext super 0:21 sorry mum i didn't think something that insufficient will get worse jus by back turning. 0:26 Oh chris have u any idea wut trouble for me u caused if this was true I can go too jail for this odd infidelity here's wut gonna Happen honesty 0:30 oh this is on my mom i jus wanted fit in wit the geez fool enough to do that guess it comes from meg's self esteem like wit uh daddy's persona who landon hmm first shown connie 0:40 oh conmon teen troubles then again wuts life too them huh ? 0:46 hmm yeah the wrong choice in words but uh huh 0:51 oh mommy's not mad jus proud oh