Family Guy - Joe asked too many questions

00:14 - ♪ Wonders ♪
Season: 21 Episode: 10 - The candidate

[@NotRepublic]

Moral of the story: Question the military once, but not twice

[@leonelmartinez2486]

Same with mossad, the CIA, billionaires

[@kingmonster]

After all, with that accuracy, they probably won't miss more than once. O_o'

[@bigfroggo2434]

The real moral of the story is never pause family guy will the characters face the screen...

[@Commander_Shepard.]

Huh? What does that mean? Don't ask twice?

[@bossman983]

​@@Commander_Shepard. This clip was a continuation of a bit from earlier in the episode where he sang the same closing line.

[@LagFlicks]

I feel so bad he got excited about a step counter 😭

[@dxtrum]

But what does the military have?

[@Grag235]

@@dxtrum So that’s how dad disappeared…

[@thecodemachine]

You can easily keep track of the number of Joes steps. Its zero.

[@logicalNerd]

​@@thecodemachine not zero if you look at the white guy work song scene..joe can dance on the wheelchair better than I can

[@adamcate6770]

That’s because he can’t walk

[@SurferKenTV3]

Laser technology is ridiculous. It disintegrated Joe completely but left his wheelchair untouched

[@BloomingHeathers]

The laser stop firing just before joe disintegrated, so the wheelchair is untouched

[@Dragonfire511]

Nokia Wheelchair.

[@AureoAmbrosia]

Maybe its some "organic matter only" bs

[@IKugelBlitz_V]

It only disintegrates organic matter.

[@matthewriley7826]

Might help prevent collateral damage, just saying.

[@josephagar1005]

Regardless of what you think about Family Guy now, Joe is still honestly one of the most entertaining characters.

[@HerrZeus]

I hate how they treat him nowadays, it was a way better subversion of expectation for Bonnie to actually care for him and love him despite all the things she had to do for him

[@pizzacat3822]

​@@HerrZeus I agree Nowadays, she rather cheat or kill him

[@yourfathersinferioritycomplex]

Personally Quagmire and Stewie are the most entertaining nowadays (mainly because they were given more character traits over time unlike everyone else)

[@jokuvaan5175]

Idk. Joe is nowadays depicted as just depressed and dumb butt of dark crippled jokes.

[@christophermoore6110]

*used to. Now they treat him, brain and Meg, as the sole punching bags of the show.

[@milkmangreg871]

Oh god, forward facing Joe

[@JayHawk4372]

Upward facing Joe

[@LividAF]

Rotating 360° with a secondary, rotary axis Joe

[@OddJobEntertainment]

looks like a tiny man

[@funnyman8161]

His huge smile is terrifying

[@SnowytReal]

Thats gonna be in my nightmares 💀

[@jonsku6662]

Joe: "But what does the military have?" Brian: "Last I checked, a VR headset for military dogs, apparently..." Joe: "... Huh... Well that's an investment I guess."

[@DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-1984]

Joe: *Spontaneously Combusts*

[@Ivanus59]

Considering their anual budget is over 800 BILLION $ ... They can get creative on how to spend all of it. :]

[@LordMoldoma]

@@Ivanus59 In the words of Sun Tzu, “Take advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness, make your way by unexpected routes, and attack him where he has taken no precautions.”

[@Fenris30]

@@Ivanus59 It's just a Slush fund for the MIC, meanwhile US Citizens have to go to Mexico for affordable Healthcare.

[@DolusVulpes]

​@Mewny Moldoma how does that relate?

[@RetroWrites-de7ih]

Jokes aside, Patrick Warburton has a nice singing voice when he's actually trying. EDIT: I get it. When he's playing the character of Joe, the singing is not good. I think it sounds OK, and that was the reason I said this. Someone in the comments said something about a song he sang called Goddess of the Rain, which solidifies what I said.

[@JerryC25]

Lol yes

[@alexramos7708]

As do most if not all trained voice actors.

[@dontlinkme]

you can tell there is a very extreme autotune being used on a lot of family guy clips where they are singing. it's very noticable when you look for it. not to say the family guy voice actors are not very talented actors but joe's scratchy, jumpy voice comboed with autotune is very funny sounding.

[@RetroWrites-de7ih]

@@dontlinkme i can't tell maybe he's honestly just really good at singing

[@Hisnitch]

He's not. He's very on record that he's tone deaf.

[@eshaneshan4857]

Doesn't this just prove Joe's point about the military

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Not necessarily in full. Sure, they now know the military has lasers but not the full extent of what they have. That laser could be the tip of the iceberg.

[@dwaugh2215]

they probably know it but dare not say it in fear of being shot like Joe did

[@orangeinkius7257]

The military will just blame it on someone

[@zehsackett6132]

And feed into the fear

[@thesaul9484]

Do you really need to ask?

[@piercelindenberg6842]

Well, they answered Joe’s question.

[@joshfactor1]

but isn't that just going to cause the witnesses to ask more questions about the military's capabilities?

[@dvontechappel1579]

And the space laser has locked on target

[@wallisbudge4022]

They can always blame it on terrorists, that's why they filmed Bin Laden in that other parody.

[@bobafett6174]

The FBI would like to know your location

[@arcticwolflover263]

maybe we are all secretly living in the matrix and our reality is nothing but a simulation that or the clone theories hold up and we are all clones of our original selves

[@mellowjellow6327]

They will live in fear of what they have witnessed

[@thegoldenstation9723]

0:39 Phineas and Ferb's creation at the end of an episode

[@FortBoyGaming]

Candace: But mom, Joe Swanson was literally in our backyard!

[@WatercraftGames]

It just disappeared.

[@Micr0wave876]

0:15 Don’t really think we needed Joe singing but it works really well

[@Bro-cx2jc]

"Oh my god! They killed Joe!" "You bastards!"

[@PoyoDreamer]

"Front face Joe isn't real, he can't hurt you" Front face Joe:

[@clockworkjirachi6437]

PoyoDreamer isn't real. It can't hurt me. PoyoDreamer:

[@SeyaDiakite7]

I wanted to see how Bonnie would react to Joe's disintegration. Would she cry about losing Joe or go to her house just walk out of it burning behind her loool

[@Toneill029]

Their relationship is understandably complicated.

[@SebastianAlvarado-xf1gu]

Idk if your referencing an old episode or if you don’t know but yes she burned the house before thinking joe was dead

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

"He was asking too many questions." "But sir, he only asked one question." "Exactly. One question is one question too many." "No sir, I mean that your use of the plural is incorrect here."

[@coachlombardi9657]

*Shoots lasers at the other guy* General: He was being too corrective.

[@spencerpayton5401]

I mean, for all we know, Joe was asking more questions offscreen

[@funnyman8161]

He asked that earlier in the episode

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

Nah he asked the question twice

[@chilX3467]

It was a question that answered multiple different questions at once.

[@karenfan010]

well for starters the military has lasers

[@ryanphelan895]

Soldier: GENERAL, HE'S ONTO US!!! General: Blast him now!! Soldier: Yes sir! 0:40

[@tomerorlevi1673]

Joe's face from front view is the most cursed thing I have ever seen

[@XXXDomtacion]

Somehow his nose is never straight

[@Isaiahtherockstar1937]

Oh my God they killed Joe

[@piercelindenberg6842]

You bastards!

[@wgang251]

YOU BASTARDS

[@abdullahibouraleh6919]

You bastards!

[@cinemalights4601]

You bastards!

[@zacharyk.2766]

You Bastards! 😠

[@mr.opinion2185]

This scene is hilarious and everything, but Joe’s singing voice is top notch

[@latch9781]

That's two very powerful Sergeants

[@Count_Sealand]

That “WOW” is priceless 😂

[@david7522]

One. He asked one question. Which is apparently too many.

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

That thumbnail is perfect.

[@dwightschrute900]

I was waiting for that exact comment

[@bossturner9540]

I like how when Lois explains her watch everyone has a bored expression on they're face.

[@redpanda7914]

Therapist: front facing Joe can't hurt you Front Facing Joe: 0:21

[@MrPillowStudios]

Imagine if that actually occured in real life

[@Pandora234able]

Civil disobedience would be impossible.

[@William_Gamer766]

@Lemonade funny*

[@ryanbeev]

did you know the military has a shut up gun that works far range

[@maybeimrambling9401]

actually the u.s used a death ray during some protest but that is a *CONSPIRACY THEORY*

[@Dan-fw2db]

Kanye West

[@Phoenixesper1]

Wow... they granted Joes most desired wish!

[@jamesgibson4073]

Don't worry folks, Joe got better two episodes later

[@GoldK4L]

It be funny if they sang it in the same tone and said "That's what the military has!"

[@gamemasternintendoo]

And that’s how they wrote Joe out of the show when Patrick Warburton quit.😊

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

0:17 WOOOONNNNDDDDDDEEEEEEERRRRSSS

[@isabellaa1750]

We're surrounded by WOOOONNNNDDDDDDEEEEEEERRRRSSS

[@gid519]

Margerie Taylor Green is prob freaking out somewhere, "SEEE, JEWISH SPACE LASERS!"

[@TheCherrykye]

Honestly I would watch a whole musical built off of this song

[@one-upfilmz6649]

Tbh, I just don't like how the show makes Joe into father stereotype that makes crappy dad jokes. I miss it when Joe was a character that was always into action and is intense and even if he is handicap, he can still kick ass and take names, which is what I miss about Joe. Now he is just a handicap stereotype father with a depressed life with a wife that hates him.

[@reddor]

With the recent accessibility to advanced AI for the general public, it is indeed a valid question what the military has.

[@monty58]

Same shit we've got, but over budget, and barely functional. (the military is still running windows XP on some of their systems, they aren't special)

[@JonathanCox2000]

Peter- oh my God they killed Joe! Quagmire- you bastard!

[@Gration_]

Krunk pulled the wrong lever one too many times

[@jaylene.turner6524]

Poor Joe. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raynadark118]

Am I the only one who thinks this is super catchy?

[@VivisSymphony]

This is so out of context it's amazing

[@rexosaurus3610]

Joe Swanson doesn't need autotune 💀

[@o_o-037]

The general is voiced by the same guy who voiced Bulkhead in Transformers Prime. Or Shredder in 2012 TMNT.

[@How-dare-you-diss-my-cheese]

I like both shows

[@brianhebert6152]

In the words of the George of the Jungle movie's narrator: "Don't worry, nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos" As in, Joe is back in his next appearance with no explanation as to how he got revived (but then again, negative continuity)

[@radjadawamindra697]

Sees Joe back all fine and dandy in the next episodes "What did I tell you."

[@nameeman1562]

It's weird to hear Kevin Michael Richardson on Family Guy

[@77blaidddrwg]

Wonders! We're surrounded by wonders! 😆

[@JassLJ]

In the military's defense Joe was asking too many questions.

[@Viperboi-qn5of]

Those two military personnel are... Familiar...

[@kingbarrington_]

front facing joe isn't real he cant hurt you

[@ETREDROOMREVIEWS]

Step trackers aren't a new thing. When McDonald's first introduced salads, they had little promotional step trackers they gave away. That was around 20 years ago

[@ashketchum4771]

Lesson learned kids: exactly why parents tell you to stop asking to many questions

[@myliege8197]

Was that the voice of Trigon and Dr. Fate at the end?

[@liamr4117]

Sounds like it. Kevin Michael Richardson

[@HunterGrcich]

I'd give my soul to the devil If we could get a single episode or one season of Joe spin off show.

[@WendythePuppet2023]

Forward Facing Joe looks like a character from Bob's Burgers

[@asturianix9820]

Thats an actual good question.

[@entropy-cat]

It's a legit question though. A lot of technology we have today originated in the military.

[@Elevator829]

The military actually has those they are called Directed Energy Weapons. DEWs

[@Gremory_666]

This explains the sudden disappearance of people for over the years.

[@milanvarrelmann2798]

0:40 R.i.p Joe Swanson

[@gigatron4578]

Joes singing front we can see the sides of the mouth like real life, That should be a New step for Family guy's animation, it should be usual.

[@Top5Anime]

“He was asking too many questions” Ok thank you principal lewis

[@miurajpgamer]

Couldnt stop laughing at this the first time I saw the episode 😂

[@911sSisterLocation]

“Upward facing Joe isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” Upward Facing Joe: 0:24

[@CoisaEsquisita-k6g]

I feel amazed how joes voice actor manejes to move around the voice, joe’s scream is amazing and being able to que te tone forcing that type of voice is awesome

[@JumpirThatsHard]

Family Guy In The Loud House Era

[@lancifer3909]

watch how after Lois replied, everyone frowned like they knew Joe was gonna start off into song.

[@Angyali]

Congrats, Bonnie. You're free.

[@starcosmo1046]

if only he knew they have a wheelchair distance option

[@kzarkage]

All you gotta do is publicly announce that you've found the cure for a major ailment and you'll see how true this is

[@nathanthompson6720]

Joe had a Disney singing moment

[@mattwallace1303]

Love how bonnie is shocked 2. Lol

[@curticcarmichael3580]

I don’t get the reference but I’m sure my parents will hate it.

[@fawziekefli2273]

Not the "too many questions" I was expecting. 😅😂

[@ZumbieGuy]

Ironic considering that the navy and army are both now using laser weapons

[@FamilyChannelMemes]

Bro Joe didn’t even ask any questions. He only asked one.

[@Natalie_Toshino]

With how Family Guy has gotten, I would not be surprised at all if that was his canon death, like he was just killed off for a quick gag.

[@bluecoin3771]

Just remember, this guy voiced Brock Samson.

[@bluejoe65132]

Looks like 0 is the limit.

[@apoorhorseabusedbycenk]

He should've wore blue

[@M.A-k6u]

Haha! On a less funny note, we actually now have laser weapons. However they're not in space, they're mostly only large naval vessels because they require a lot of power.

[@brianjugos]

Wtf has family guy become

[@analothor]

Wow Kevin Michael richardson really is everywhere in cartoons

[@RealEnerjak]

Unfortunately a laser wouldn't work like that. My best guess is that it's some kind of plasma based weapon and not directed light. Lasers are actually kind of useless in terms of lethality.

[@darksideofevil13]

Really? Aren't they used for cutting things?

[@RealEnerjak]

@@darksideofevil13 it has to be no more than a few cm away to cut. Cutting metal at ten feet would be a serious jump in laser tech.

[@PhoenixAttact]

@@RealEnerjak Well wasn't that the joke of the clip? "What does the military have". As in what crazy tech do they have that is so far advance and kept secret from us that we wouldn't have considered possible. You see how you goofed right? You basically reestablished the point of this clip/joke.

[@zacharyspencer6839]

Well...that's technically true and untrue

[@RealEnerjak]

@@PhoenixAttact Even the military doesn't have anything this advanced due to the fact that it would have to be some kind of scp anomalous stuff. Space to ground lasers are actually against the laws of physics, due to the behavior of light itself. It would have to be some kind of ion cannon powered by particle accelerators.

[@redglint6451]

- Who asked? - Joe - Joe who-

[@GreenLynam]

Joe got destroyed by the laser

[@89horizon]

The military can neither confirm nor deny what the military has

[@attache675]

Joe’s chair getting more respect than Joe himself

[@mrmongoose9003]

Fully front facing joe is unhinged

[@I_aint_active_no_more]

At least Joe’s out of his misery

[@AmarAndroidHelp]

Now Bonnie doesn't have to worry about killing Joe. 😂

[@Daanik66]

Periodistas latinoamericanos cuando saben demasiado

[@bobbyk9815]

This maked me want to see Patrick Warburton performing in a musical. Maybe "My Fair Lady".

[@darksideofevil13]

Just saw that recently, pretty good.

[@SebastianAlvarado-xf1gu]

The guy next to him: you just hate musicals

[@Itosalix]

He brings a good question: what does the milita 【ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ　ｔｅｒｍｉｎａｔｅｄ】

[@harrysachz6748]

Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good ... 0:40

[@TheSameGoobyGuy]

Cursed joe face doesn’t exist it can’t hurt you! Cursed face joe: 0:21

[@Off-with-a-bang]

Joe got Thanosed,especially at the end when he got disintegrated into dust 😂

[@renegadedemon2585]

Since nobody will say it the general sounded like principal Lewis from American Dad Just googled it and it's not the same one they just sound alike

[@josuefairy]

Hired him Lewis CIA and Stan non family (episode Christmas)

[@ForemostCrab7]

"What! Does the military Have~???" A big f*ck off laser apparently!