A near-the-vent argument? My upstairs neighbors in my old apartment loved those.
@NazriB2 жыл бұрын
Lies again? Gym Battery
@davidhowe78442 жыл бұрын
Hell my neighbours are always screaming at each other right in their doorway which just happens to be right beside my bedroom. And then the husband stands on the deck in the same place just dragging his snow shovel across the ice to be annoying
@rokkfel49992 жыл бұрын
It’s a novela radio show isn’t it
@RazleFrazle-kw5wb2 жыл бұрын
My upstairs neighbor once had a cat that would come up to the vent and meow "he woh?" very loudly and it ended teaching my cat to say hello and he'd meow "heewwwoooh?" back. He's better with the L now but still says "helwoh?".
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know It
@dragonboy8822 жыл бұрын
Well at least Peter got Lois a gift, Lois didn’t get Peter anything I think
@lord_ozymandias2 жыл бұрын
family guy is a parody of the typical american family and in typical american families the man gets gifts for the woman i think, don’t quote me tho
@Ronin.Samurai2 жыл бұрын
It’s not a gift if it was bought without thought, and the other person never wanted something like that.
@AssassinsRush12 жыл бұрын
@@ellllllo77 Crawled out of the ooze? Are we swamp monsters?
@lukenel292 жыл бұрын
At the risk of cliche abandon monkey, return to swamp monster.
@billshaffer96892 жыл бұрын
@@AssassinsRush1 my cousin Al is ... yes
@alexisschiffer48302 жыл бұрын
Lmao. Of course Meg would know to bet on a holiday in the divorce pool.
@ArkaeaFCL32 жыл бұрын
That's smart. She's smart.
@iceluvndiva212 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed they're still together.
@BlackCover952 жыл бұрын
@@iceluvndiva21 They explained it all in “You Can’t Handle The Booth”. I’d link a clip, but my comment got deleted literally the second after I added it.
@BigSnipp2 жыл бұрын
Why?
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You It buddy
@soulassassin0g2 жыл бұрын
Jewelry can range anywhere from $1 to one million dollars, a Peloton bike is $1,450. You're welcome Lois.
@alyssastern60732 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking it wasn't an exercise bike that insults weight it's a today's trend and it's expensive.
@Ronin.Samurai2 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t matter. Peter put no thought into the gift, and he knew her well enough to know she would never want an exercise bike.
@alyssastern60732 жыл бұрын
@@Ronin.Samurai He paid attention to the today show knowing she watches it. As of now we have no proof he made that up.
@Ronin.Samurai2 жыл бұрын
@@alyssastern6073 it doesn’t matter if she watches a stupid tv show. That doesn’t mean she wanted an exercise bike. Common sense
@Iceberg863002 жыл бұрын
@@Ronin.Samurai when did "gift" take on the definition of "something the recipient was yearning for?" In my opinion simply buying something off a list is far more thoughtless than going for a risky gift that you're not 100% sure the person will like, and how well the recipient receives a gift is not a measure of how thoughtful the giver was.
@ariavachier-lagravech.69102 жыл бұрын
Seeing the kids being cordial with each others give comfy feelings. Even though they are basically betting on something bad.
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@n25bast2 жыл бұрын
I think it's one of the show vs. the actors things, except Lois and Peter's relationship issues have drifted into the show
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
@@n25bast I already know it
@johnindigo54772 жыл бұрын
Oddly wholesome
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
@@johnindigo5477 i Know that
@boombox2192 жыл бұрын
i love how she hates the gift until she learns how peter thought to get it for her. meaning its the thought that counted
@tonycapella20632 жыл бұрын
Yup. I was watching that crap you watch and they said you would love it.
@commanderwaddles34832 жыл бұрын
Like the whole point of gift giving lol
@gavinbunting73542 жыл бұрын
Peter is the one who needs the exercise though
@keatonkitsune40642 жыл бұрын
No, it was the thoughts of the people on the Today Show that counted, and specific ones at that.
@AngryJT2 жыл бұрын
Lol where'd you come up with that idea
@AVPVP2 жыл бұрын
Some how the kitchen table magically moved after Lois opens the jewelry box.
@ArkaeaFCL32 жыл бұрын
It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
@destroyerblackdragon2 жыл бұрын
Lois. Louis is pronounced lower. English is weird but that is how we decided things are pronounced.
@Gen_ShadowCompany_2032 жыл бұрын
The table didn't want to be crushed by Lois' "heavy weight"
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
That another errore ploblem
@IESA-cx1gx5 ай бұрын
If you look in the corner you’ll see it
@pixelpulse07552 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, I would prefer the bike over jewelry.
@IN-tm8mw2 жыл бұрын
same
@rickylennon38472 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@DgardsGaming2 жыл бұрын
As with my mother
@voranisv2 жыл бұрын
Yep, Peloton is expensive
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@jakethesnake49712 жыл бұрын
Real question: how many relationships did an exercise bike ruin? Because it could easily be a passive aggressive gift that's taken the wrong way. Lol I love it
@iceluvndiva212 жыл бұрын
I'm more disturbed that she kept drawing attention to commercials and such. I get why and all but seriously?
@MrKhaz1012 жыл бұрын
That’s a classic joke, a husband gets wife who isn’t into running/biking an exercise bike or a treadmill as a wink wink nudge nudge to lose some weight and pisses her off. Been around as long as treadmills and exercise bikes have existed, it must’ve started from people actually doing it lmao
@cristinalindagiuliaseghett23462 жыл бұрын
Well, my mom is a gym nerd 😂 so probably an exercise bike could be a perfect gift…even a mug with cats could be ok 👌
@Bladez102 жыл бұрын
@@MrKhaz101 It's not limited to the exercise bike, as husbands have been giving their wives like Vacuum cleaners, scale, irons and other "Practical" gifts. Also, it comes from the husband misinterpreting the wife whenever she complains or vents to the husband about either gaining a few pounds or how hard housework can be. The husband isn't implying anything other than "I heard you loud and clear and got you the perfect gift."
@Royalrockateer2 жыл бұрын
@@Bladez10 i agree just miscommunication, he probably trying to be practical and says "here, you complain about these things often" But in this case, she could be like "i didn't ask for this, so he must want me to lose weight, because he thinks im fat" which could not lead to fight, but she can get insecure, and that can lead to bedroom problems, even if she not trying to. I honestly just listen for things ppl actually say, or do thoughtful things around "chore type " gifts. Or sit down and strike up a Convo about the thing I wanna get, if she says "I'd like one" i get it.
@Emrald792 жыл бұрын
The one time Peter is actually and genunly trying to be a good husband without having fucked shit up first...and Lois decides to yell at him.
@aaliyahhayes87022 жыл бұрын
I know...Pelotons are so expensive!
@KnightRaymund2 жыл бұрын
You don't gift somebody exercise equipment unless they asked for it.
@Emrald792 жыл бұрын
@@KnightRaymund I get why you would be upset about it. (The implication you are fat lol) But its was Peter's actual genuine attempt at being a good husband. My point is that Lois didn't even see that, she was so upset about the implication she couldn't see her own husband trying to show his love. And its not like her anger was even justified cause as soon as she found out someone on TV was promoting it, she got overly excited for the bike. (This to me proves that Lois is fickle as hell)
@piercelindenberg68422 жыл бұрын
This isn’t the only time. There’s a cutaway where Peter and Chris pick up some groceries and when they get home, Lois gets mad at them and beats them up.
@lord_ozymandias2 жыл бұрын
to be fair, he did trick her with the fake jewelry box. he knew that was what she wanted most
@c_erra2 жыл бұрын
“I’m self-centered, confuse my words and shellfish” some good writing right there
@The_Bit_Player2 жыл бұрын
you mean good whiting.
@LinkEX2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they thought of this independently, or if they rehashed the pun from South Park's Post-COVID special: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iH7LfGuemMaCp5o Does anyone know which episode was released first?
@Max-me9xq2 жыл бұрын
@Big G I was too lol
@Max-me9xq2 жыл бұрын
@@LinkEX I believe this was first
@Max-me9xq2 жыл бұрын
@@LinkEX sorry I lied south park episode was first
@nightdust69532 жыл бұрын
I love the kids casually talking about the divorce bets. There's something about them doing it calmly and casually that made the scene perfect for me lol
@johnindigo54772 жыл бұрын
It's oddly wholesome
@jaquavienabrams6434 Жыл бұрын
@John indigo I agree.
@gilbertotabares81962 жыл бұрын
Lois is fairly fit, but most middle age women would love to get an exercise bike as a gift. It's like goin to the gym, but free.
@channelrandom22252 жыл бұрын
I know most Middle Aged women would love it
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@ryanwiuff23742 жыл бұрын
Not quite, you still have to pay the membership price for the bike
@lolaBee92 жыл бұрын
I'd love an exercise bike because I don't like having to leave the house to go to the gym but it's definitely a gift that raises eyebrows. In particular if you're not an avid exerciser and you haven't even talked about wanting one It kind of implies "hey, I noticed you getting bigger so maybe you could use one of these" maybe she wasn't feeling insecure before but that'll do it
@Spartan111177772 жыл бұрын
@Sabrina B. Would you still go to the Gym if No guys went there? 🤔 😂
@notimeleft12 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how the rest of the family thinks it’s gonna happen at some point. Also messed from Lois being insulted when she saw the exercise bike and then immediately perked up when Peter tells her he saw it on tv during the second hour whatever thing.
@iceluvndiva212 жыл бұрын
She starts off thinking the gift is jewlery "like in the commercials". Pretty sure Meta humor doesn't work that way.
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
@@iceluvndiva21 change your avatar
@ravenartistofficial2 жыл бұрын
@@FandubsBySimone Bro why? 😂
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
@@ravenartistofficial because the avatar Is terribile. Hey cryralotaku93 change your avatar right now.
@jaysinger5352 жыл бұрын
At least he was considerate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bluerose12172 жыл бұрын
Lois got him nothing
@ArkaeaFCL32 жыл бұрын
Facts. Big improvement on Peter's part.
@thelonewolf74432 жыл бұрын
Pacts. Big improvement on Peter’s fart.
@ArkaeaFCL32 жыл бұрын
@@thelonewolf7443 😂😂
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@mauriceisaac36462 жыл бұрын
0:33 She's at her chair. 0:36 She's behind her chair.
@estebangutierrez1602 жыл бұрын
Magic
@MacCormickCave2 жыл бұрын
*This are 'Family Guy'...*
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
That Is another error ok?
@chloe-stephlis62812 жыл бұрын
That’s actually a good gift. My Mom is big on fitness and she was happy when my Dad got her a similar gift. Would love to go to a bigger gym than my apartment complexes. I say the same thing to Cleveland, if I got a membership to a fancy gym for Christmas I’d be over the moon.
@FEARSWTOR2 жыл бұрын
The sad fact is that you ladies are the exception and not the rule. Even if they ask for one, if you buy your S.O. an exercise bike or a gym membership (arguably worse than the bike) then there is a good chance there will be harsh repercussions.
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@matthewboyd682 жыл бұрын
Get a desk pedal then you can exercise while you watch tv and they only cost 30-40 bucks
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewboyd68 i already know that
@thetea40932 жыл бұрын
@@FEARSWTOR nah if they ask for one you’re good. Gifts have to be thoughtful, so if your partner isn’t into fitness or didn’t ask for it… don’t
@firechasersparkles20232 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Meg being treated right by her siblings for once.
@SynneDennis2 жыл бұрын
The mix my words/Shellfish joke was one of the most humorous ones this show has made in a while.
@patrickcalip9482 жыл бұрын
In all honesty, it's not a bad gift.
@affegpus41952 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was in the todays show
@harperlordet72012 жыл бұрын
“This is a loud way of saying thank you”😂
@edencieslowski93102 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice they actually understood what Stewie said in 0:55
@carlymara88 Жыл бұрын
Depends on the scenario I guess
@thel.akhalil1249 Жыл бұрын
chris is full time aware and meg is so so
@hubris_ssb2 жыл бұрын
Love how the kids are betting on the divorce
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@deeformed24752 жыл бұрын
No one gonna talk about how Lois loved it the second Peter mentioned it was on the 2nd hour of the Today Show
@thelegendarybulldozer72562 жыл бұрын
Peter's lip stretched way too far when he kissed Lois.
@billshaffer96892 жыл бұрын
hahaha i had to go back to see that ... i didnt notice it until i read your post ... hahaha too funny
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@BlackCover952 жыл бұрын
Eh, that’s a typical cartoon convention.
@IZabellaArtZ2 жыл бұрын
this was. actually nice of him. 10/10 wish my hubby would buy me such a interactive peddle bike
@0ZeroTolerence2 жыл бұрын
Peter legitimately got Lois a gift he thought she would enjoy. A truly heartfelt present from someone who thinks the world of her. No wonder she was pissed.
@felixhushpup25452 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo he very much does not think the world of her
@Spencer-wc6ew2 жыл бұрын
That "look behind you" note is actually a kinda good idea in real life if you know your partner prefers other stuff over jewelry
@tomnorton42772 жыл бұрын
I'm on Peter's side here. He was actually being thoughtful for once but Lois was so insecure that she thought he was insinuating that she needed exercise. In reality, Peter only got the bike because it was on the Today Show, which he knew Lois enjoyed.
@theprotagonist13115 ай бұрын
Thanks for recapping the video as if it wasn't obvious already
@AssassinsRush12 жыл бұрын
Love how suddenly there's a vent in their kitchen
@affegpus41952 жыл бұрын
Where else they would argue?
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@TehReasoning2 жыл бұрын
Rare moment Peter being a good husband, not being stupid and getting it right for once. His gift is actually very good one.
@zer0watch4542 жыл бұрын
I love how Lois gets mad at Peter’s gift when he at least got her something. What’d she get him?
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@geigertec59212 жыл бұрын
!xes yaD s'enitnelaV
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
@@geigertec5921 i Know that
@axx0122 жыл бұрын
If it was Japan the she would be the one giving him something on Valentine and only then he would have to return the favor on White Day, the following day.
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
@@axx012 i Know that
@somedumbhoe71232 жыл бұрын
The punchline where Meg bet Valentine’s day was the divorce day was the first time I laughed at Family Guy in years
@Natalie667962 жыл бұрын
I love when Stewie compliments Meg :)
@astriverofstrengthandknowledge2 жыл бұрын
I would feel super grateful for any piece of exercise equipment in my house that I can use anytime of the day.
@bcalmgr8ness5452 жыл бұрын
Lmao the "I often confuse my words and shell-fish " had me dying
@Garrus19952 жыл бұрын
I like how the kids are totally comfortable with the idea of their parents divorcing to the point they’re making bets on it.
@KenanVonKaiser2 жыл бұрын
Good To See Meg Getting A Win!
@clintonugogeorge34162 жыл бұрын
Peters face and voice is everything in this show
@Haydoss112 жыл бұрын
That sleeping in bit got my creasing 😂😂
@christopheredwards7882 жыл бұрын
This is a loud way to say thank you
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
Christopher i have't see you since i quit watching family guy oh so many good KZbin times
@advisedgnu69backup722 жыл бұрын
“How dare you buy me something that suggest I need exercise”
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
quote lines
@bayardkyyako74272 жыл бұрын
"So you bought me something that could be geniunely useful to anybody of any fitness level and will keep me alive longer if I use it? How selfish of you!"
@gorgolyt2 ай бұрын
0:07 Peter grows a beak. Quality animation.
@djguapo2 жыл бұрын
I think this is the longest Family Guy segment I’ve seen without them going into a cut scene.
@FaLIStaff2 жыл бұрын
Came back just watch Meg say 'Boom Boom Boom' adorable
@rush91882 жыл бұрын
He brought up the Today Show, that’s smart. He’s smart.
@callieanastasiaart2 жыл бұрын
Due to peter’s image, I think he deserves to use the bike more than Lois 😂😂
@PowerRangersFanAntiDinoFury2 жыл бұрын
Okay, maybe he thought they could both use it. It's actually a very nice gift.
@max4thewin5562 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside peter had a lovely nice speech
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@mattsivits98342 жыл бұрын
You know the brutal honesty of this show is great, I recently had to dry out. And he’s not kidding, even when I passed out I would be up like 3 hours later….
@lizanna63902 жыл бұрын
Meg got a genuine compliment!
@APWTALK2 жыл бұрын
0:54 When you bet on a holiday
@skootergirl222 жыл бұрын
I just love cartoon logic: we're stugging with bills and loans because we have no money *spends it on crap*
@Joesolo132 жыл бұрын
Also known as the American Economy.
@chochtopf86822 жыл бұрын
Americans love to buy stuff with credit cards when they don't even have the money. They think they discovered an infinite money trick.
@affegpus41952 жыл бұрын
No no... Thats realistic
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know It and thank you
@bentcucumber24122 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at 'shelfish' 🤣
@amabelbarlow8046 Жыл бұрын
Love this scene
@CarolinaBlood7042 жыл бұрын
That's actually a nice gift.
@leavemealone8022 жыл бұрын
I dunno, it is a nice gift. Is always good to have a way to exercise, even if you apparently don't need it
@randomlyentertaining82872 жыл бұрын
"Here honey, I spent a lot of money on this thing you can use to stay healthy." "How dare you show you care about my well being!" Lois really is selfish.
@simonkatz37792 жыл бұрын
I think you mean, "shellfish"
@thetea40932 жыл бұрын
You really didn’t get it? In American culture, at least, this would be considered an offensive gift unless she’s really into fitness or explicitly asked for it. Otherwise, what you’re saying is “hey I want you to look better for me so your gift is actually just something for me”
@franz38102 жыл бұрын
@@thetea4093 people are too dumb to get it
@84cch2 жыл бұрын
Right? I miss the old Lois- the character who would realize her husband means well, and tried hard in his own bumbling way (like how she was touched when Peter arranged a scavenger hunt when he forgot their anniversary). Then again, I miss the old version of practically EVERY character on the show. They've all become just parodies of themselves.
@jenn75592 жыл бұрын
@@84cch the old Lois died along with the rest of the family because Peter kill them....Peter has literally killed most of them so stop it with the dumb dumb comment here lolol
@lexari39052 жыл бұрын
Wow they actually responded to Stevie talking
@solderingironofjusti2 жыл бұрын
Love the South Park reference, you guys need each other. And we need you both
@renegade65782 жыл бұрын
I would use the bike because I don't actually have to go outside to exercise
@BASEJOCK113 ай бұрын
Those near the vent arguments are something else.
@My-Bullet-Hit-A-Star2 жыл бұрын
0:00 Great Point Peter.
@sethgregory49732 жыл бұрын
I’d actually be very happy with that gift. Those things are not cheap
@DickBanton2 жыл бұрын
"This is a loud way to say 'thank you'."
@mlpartclub4122 жыл бұрын
They really should get a divorce.
@olvialee72212 жыл бұрын
Like totally.
@abdullahibouraleh69192 жыл бұрын
Joe and Bonnie too.
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know It and thank you
@PunkPaine2 жыл бұрын
How many valentines, thanksgivings, Christmas, and same holidays have passed, and Stewie still barely 1 year old? 😂😂😂
@LoganOliver12 жыл бұрын
"You never go to sleep" lmfao that's just to fucking true
@yesikanarvaez50272 жыл бұрын
0:54 That's totally my family at breakfast
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@austinalsobrook2 жыл бұрын
Pedalton sounds like the bike you get at harbor freight lol
@RagingLegionette2 жыл бұрын
My man got me one and I love it
@schylour12 жыл бұрын
1:01 is the most normal marriage thing ive ever heard peter say
@kayzeaza2 жыл бұрын
This is a loud way to say ‘Thank You’
@murdoc532 жыл бұрын
it was literally in the same room as her and she did NOT notice it 4 feet away from her as she was eating at the table right next to it
@SandTurtle2 жыл бұрын
cartoon logic
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know it
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
@@SandTurtle you know it
@aclevername93812 жыл бұрын
The Griffin house has a very strange ventilation system.
@DystopicEdits2 жыл бұрын
"Shellfish" lmao
@WindVillage6 ай бұрын
“Peter gets Lois an exercise bike”
@danweber71242 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious, especially the backlash Peleton recieved from that holiday commercial from a few years ago. It sums up our culture very well.
@CrazyGamebino2 жыл бұрын
Just watched the ad and I agree
@tdlover51642 жыл бұрын
My money’s on Thanksgiving, crazy drama always goes down in those episodes.
@leonjacklyn50332 жыл бұрын
I understand the pain of the near-the-vent argument, the man upstairs so mad at someone else, then I heard a thud, they must have worked it out because they spilled some Kool-Aid and there was some thick red liquid dripping down my vent
@Helladamnleet Жыл бұрын
There's a rowing machine and workout mirror now and I'm so jelly of people that have them.
@gokuson54802 жыл бұрын
I like how she didn't notice the bike in the kitchen.
@peekaloo122 жыл бұрын
That shellfish joke was actually pretty funny.
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
thank you
@rawjohn45712 жыл бұрын
At least she is happy at the end.
@vahidkian48462 жыл бұрын
after all these years i just realized peter has 4 fingers
@watchthis79112 жыл бұрын
This a loud way to say thank you lol
@SuperTiberian2 жыл бұрын
0:08 Christ, ya'll see how much his lips just fucking stretched?
@eMDTee2 жыл бұрын
Chris understands Stewie…
@conntoons_48482 жыл бұрын
Yep
@2429Ryanspeer2 жыл бұрын
I just thought you'd like it, I saw it on the today show
@purplegangyt11002 жыл бұрын
Second hour with hoda and savannah or third hour with the nonsense people
@galaxykid55342 жыл бұрын
Second hour
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
thank you for that answer
@Spamismorethanfood2 жыл бұрын
currently watching on valentines day.
@isaiahjohnson99032 жыл бұрын
“Where is it?” Uhh downstairs where it just was a few minutes ago lol
@calvinpeters65311 ай бұрын
I was looking for a mother's day present for my mom and my dad recommended i get the exercise things she had on her list, I had to show him this so he knew why that wasn't smart.
@amyadams99702 жыл бұрын
The fact that the kids are betting on what day their parents will divorce is hilarious!
@noveaubleu87162 жыл бұрын
That alcoholic quib was pretty accurate
@FandubsBySimone2 жыл бұрын
You know It and don't drink jack Daniel's Kids Is bad Is bad for you
@jaikumar-bg1mg2 жыл бұрын
Kindly upload full episodes
@Yugiohfans112 жыл бұрын
You know you could look at as Peter wanting Lois to be healthy so she'll be around for a long time
@ThaFuzzwood6 ай бұрын
Insecure women rapidly interpret such gifts as I am fat and he hates me, even though he often hears me complain about my weight gain. But FeeeEEeElings instead of solution......
@RoseQueen2152 ай бұрын
She’s lucky he even got her anything.
@cameronnorton58982 жыл бұрын
Haha the Woman stereotypes that Loius does are so funny. "JEWELRY? Like in a commercial?" 🤣
@Quadraxis7 ай бұрын
Peter got her a gift and knew exactly what to say to de-escalate her fury. He's a good husband... sometimes...