Family Guy - Quagmire and the overly excited dogs

Season 20, episode 03: Must love dogs

[@wattsnottaken1]

The way quagmire could not get the gate open is just way too relatable. Family guy always nails the relatable moments!

[@Froggie481989]

Then Brian opens it no problem.

[@AquaDragon-kc9fh]

@@Froggie481989 that almost makes it even more relatable

[@mariocooper1996]

Like the one time with Peter messing with the Window Blinds.

[@costco_pizza]

@@AquaDragon-kc9fh I think deep down, we are all Quagmire.

[@devoncampbell7073]

Do you need help

[@hughmorris7557]

No Quagmire, you’re not pinching and lifting, you’re tugging and shaking. And I’m pretty sure you’re trying to open it from the hinged end.

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

I was literally thinking this!

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

Half the time those gates still won't open even if you pinch and lift.

[@cherylgover]

oh ok wsw

[@profchaos91]

Nope, brian opens it from that very same side

[@carlymara88]

He’s definitely a cat person 🐈‍⬛ 🐈

[@hippyshark1441]

Yeah it shows that In a lot of episodes

[@dnirikirinb]

It's blatantly obvious.

[@BlueRyuu246]

Yeah, he should sticks with cats.

[@Keyless01]

"Cat'😏

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

You've JUST worked that out? 😂

[@dillenjustice1008]

So that’s why Quagmire hates Brian because he’s not a dog person he’s a cat person.

[@Demonologist013]

That is part of it, but he went in a full on rant about how he hates Brian a while ago.

[@harrisonbetker2271]

@@Demonologist013 But quagmire came off as a massive hypocrite.

[@Demonologist013]

@@harrisonbetker2271 yeah but he admits he is a bad person and he hates that Brian pretends he is a good person

[@harrisonbetker2271]

@@Demonologist013 true, but that didn't stop quagmire from pretending to be someone he's not just to get into some girl's pants.

[@deadpoolrockz6410]

@@Demonologist013 I feel like that honestly makes him worse. Yes, it is wrong for someone to be a jackass with flaws that they are not totally aware of; however, this can imply that the individual hasn't got a good enough of a reality check to confront this flaw and push for them to learn to change. Considering this characteristic is being applied to dog no less, who has to be taught obedience in order to be a good pet, this definitly applies to Brian. When someone knows that they are a bad person, but doesn't want to change, they are honestly worse than the other who isn't aware of their own bad traits.

[@Crosby-Critic]

Okay, that dog with only half a body at 0:50 made me do a huge double take

[@skaterkid7able]

That would be Backsie, she's a fighter

[@camnunes8847]

@@skaterkid7able maybe she should stop fighting

[@Castigar48]

What have you brought upon this cursed land

[@pokemontrainerelio3648]

That was creepy

[@decaytred9500]

@@skaterkid7able more like a veteran by the looks of it

[@skaterkid7able]

I feel bad for Quagmire but then again, I'm kind of happy he's having this happen to him with Brian enjoying every minute of it

[@AxxLAfriku]

SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear eu

[@SufferingSuccotash]

@@AxxLAfriku are you ok

[@harrisonbetker2271]

@@AxxLAfriku Nobody cares, little boy.

[@garuelx8627]

Glenn doesn't deserve sympathy after everything he's done.

[@galactorsus_i.n.c]

@@garuelx8627 neither does Brian tbh i mean knowing the stuff brian did

[@nickmontalbano9573]

That last joke reminds me of a story: I was in San Francisco’s China Town with my class for some kind of Field trip way back when. We were doing a sort of team scavenger hunt for the Chinese New Year, the Year of the Dog, and each group had to come up with a name and poster. I somehow convinced my group to name ourselves, “Wok the Dog.” Needless to say very few people laughed.

[@Thecommander248]

Evil. I love it.

[@juliovillagran4105]

You're a king amongst men.

[@TheSuperSaiyan4Gamer]

You, sir win everything! Lol

[@rebbeshort]

"About 10 minutes on high" was the punchline I remember for the wok the dog joke.

[@gid519]

But even then.... I don't think anyone would be able to put up with this amount of dogs even if they were a dog person.... Hell, he's a cat person and he doesn't shelter 24 cats and in the episode where he did, he wasn't a happy camper.

[@the1tigglet]

OMG I've lived this part "Honey could you come help me move the furniture around in the living room until I figure out which way I like it?"

[@Panchosama2]

Hahahahaha, even she has dog traits, like making several turns to find the right spot to sleep or poop

[@hotpotatoeshotpotatoes6221]

I've got a relative who makes everyone in the house help them move all the furniture around atleast a couple times a month and if we dont help we get yelled at. Too relatable.

[@ExcaliburDarkspine]

"Kind of in the middle of something, babe!"

[@harrisonbetker2271]

​@@ExcaliburDarkspine "ah, seven hour inch".

[@ExcaliburDarkspine]

@@harrisonbetker2271 "Shut up, Brian! Why don't you go for a walk?"

[@bunsonbaker4156]

Too relatable. Word of advice, never live with you girlfriend until you’re sure.

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

Espically if she has more than 50 dogs which I think is illegal in Rhode Island.

[@jackaxed]

It's more like, maybe try living with your girlfriend if you're not sure, and then make your decision based on your compatability?

[@bdw7254]

Feed the dogs in the back yard

[@valan2736]

@@jackaxed No, that's ALWAYS going to end messy, get to know them first, really be sure, then take it to the next level. That's basic relationships 101 for dummies.

[@rossfrank498]

We didn't ask for your relation

[@Nevertoleave]

This is why you don’t teach them walk

[@blak3brutus229]

Too late lol

[@Mugruncher]

But then you’ll never get to do the thing where you ask the dog if it wants to walk before taking it on one, and bask in the sheer joy and excitement that radiates from the dog as you fetch the leash

[@mlpartclub412]

Will, then they would p*ss in the house.

[@josephrobles6369]

0:52 the back half of a dog just falls in The bowl

[@harrisonbetker2271]

That's backsy, she's a fighter.

[@ExcaliburDarkspine]

@@harrisonbetker2271 Well, maybe she should stop fighting.

[@KitsunenoHibi]

She really shouldn't be allowed to have that many dogs.... It's abusive for the dogs. She doesn't have a huge amount of land to let them have space, keeping that many dogs in a small property is technically grounds for being charged with abuse and having them taken.

[@mlpartclub412]

1, 2, or 3 is enough.

[@PrinceKMoney706]

Gosh, I feel bad for Quagmire with this one, but then again... I'm kind of happy he's having this will happen to him 24/7.

[@zackcross7190]

Quagmire saying walk is like the Knights of Ni saying it

[@harrisonbetker2271]

I bet the knights read Stephen king's IT and that's why they freaked out.

[@manoftruth0935]

Quagmire should’ve said bath.

[@anthonyleachman3541]

Quagmire likes cat but he hates 🐶

[@anthonyleachman3541]

He a 🙀 guy

[@anthonyleachman3541]

Ignore her 🐶

[@shanefraley827]

Nobody would own that many dogs in real life!

[@CaptOrbit]

Unfortunately, I know people personally who own more dogs than that. It takes the two of them working full time plus someone they hired to help them part-time. They even own a truck outfitted with kennels that they bought used either from the humane society or animal shelter.

[@user-rw9fb7lh5e]

My grandad had 11 at one point until they stopped dropping like flies.

[@Ztaticify]

There's a lot of crazy dog people out there. Hell, there's a lot of crazy pick-literally-any-animal people out there. I had a friend that had 3 dogs, 8 cats, 2 rabbits, and a turtle in a small 2 bedroom house. His place was always gross

[@docthemetalfreak]

okay the walk/wok joke made me laugh really hard.

[@Barrie96]

I’d wish I could be cuddled by 15 dogs at once

[@mlpartclub412]

Quagmire is just like my great uncle Bob. He hates dogs.

[@greetings3071]

Quagmire in this episode feels like an American Dad character

[@pintoirish]

I love how happy the dogs look.

[@jonnyharvey514]

I’m sure Brian loves watching Quagmire’s misery. Haha.

[@TheDarkarrow7]

I’m loving it too. 😂

[@christopheredwards788]

All that trouble over some coffee.

[@explosionpills]

Why didn’t Brian say “woah, mess ahoy?”

[@laucorn123]

Im sorry but how was he unable to avoid the bowls? There's so much space between them.

[@TheSuperSaiyan4Gamer]

I absolutely love dogs, but there is no way in hell I could handle this many! I have three dogs and even that can be a pain in the ass at times, so I feel Quagmire's pain here. Lol

[@timothydarden6133]

Makes me wonder exactly how many dogs Carrie has. In Rhode Island, it's against the law to own more than three, so Quagmire definitely dodged a heaping bullet calling off his engagement to her.

[@mlpartclub412]

He kinda deserved this after all the terrible things he’s done to Brian and his family.

[@RegularInvader]

This is why there's a law regarding how many pets are allowed in one household.

[@user-rw9fb7lh5e]

My grandad had 11 pomeranians at one point in a small trailer so i'm used to this type of scene. 😂

[@Uncrushed04]

Poor Quagmire, he didn't realize that if he wanted the dogs to leave him alone all he had to do was yell "Bath". They would have all ran and hid.

[@tmann7064]

This is why you spell things out when they learn the words

[@johnbones3455]

Quagmire deserves all of this. All of it.

[@harrisonbetker2271]

Yeah, he shouldn't have lied or "asked" Brian for help. I mean, my god. After the hell he put Brian through, quagmire EXPECTED him to help him out?

[@FloweringFennec]

This will be my life one day and im here for it

[@MrTos-gi2rx]

I only have two dogs and that's enough chaos for me

[@isaiahtherockstar1869]

He keeps tripping over the dogs food bowls 🥣

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Who spreed's the dog dishes out like that? You put them in the corner of the room next to the water bowl. Whoever quagmire is banging doesn't know how to own pets

[@nickster5207]

This lady should be arrested for her dog hoarding. Just look how they live!

[@harrisonbetker2271]

Agreed. One or three dogs is fine, but NOT 50 or more. Then again, they all ran away in the end.

[@emilypearson8851]

I hope Brian and Quagmire will team up to save Kevin from harm

[@TDIdialgagirl]

My sister used to board dogs in our old apartment for a living last year. She was always out of the house so I had to do most of the dog watching and care until she came back She once had 10 dogs over the exact same time she had to housesit and I was exactly like Quagmire in this scene

[@hdop_ow]

i love Backsie so much

[@mixtlillness9825]

And I thought my dogs were hyper.

[@lostinthestorywithjeremymi9385]

I really hope he's torn apart by dogs one day.

[@mayonnaiseeee]

LOL Backsie, poor Backsie

[@mrnewton86]

Backsy! Outside!

[@hikingzone]

He's cat lovers not dog

[@modernburakhanbuluttekin1879]

Quagmire Loves the Cats?

[@Drixenol86]

Don’t say “walk” in front of dogs.

[@harrisonbetker2271]

It's like saying "it" to the Knights who say ni.

[@bracedgod4505]

Too real.

[@jasons2270]

Thats Backsy she's a fighter lol

[@harrisonbetker2271]

Maybe she should stop fighting.

[@PuppyTheTiny]

Who would have so many dogs That's too much walkies and too much food to pay

[@mlpartclub412]

Some band member from My Chemical Romance. #frankiero. #mychemicalromance.

[@PFFProductions-8711]

It’s what he gets for lying.

[@dnirikirinb]

Schadenfreude

[@garuelx8627]

@@dnirikirinb indeed this is 98% of FG's comedy. Rather nice to see the tables have turned at least...

[@rossniederman7531]

WALKKKKKKKKKKK

[@julianboim7493]

WOK? 😂 That’s a classic joke.

[@sicp7925]

Season episode ?

[@eLite-Tiss91]

Karma is a bitch.

[@MrSuchasoorma]

Very chandleresk

[@PALM311]

One of the best scenes from family guy at least in my opinion is when quagmire told Brian why he hated him. it opened my eyes to Brian in a way I hadn’t seen him before but quagmire was right on the money! Lol

[@garuelx8627]

I see a pattern of morally bankrupt characters pointing out punching bag characters' shortcomings while ignoring their own flaws. Status quo, I guess...

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

He really wasn't since evey6tinf he said hes done himself. If not much worse.

[@e-122psi3]

@@garuelx8627 That's why I feel like the dynamic worked much better when Brian started hating Quagmire back and dishing it as good as he took it. Neither learn so they both deserve each other as their worst enemy really. Also means no matter which character you hate more, they BOTH get kicked off their high horse and suffer comically. Perfect two-way 'asshole fall guys ruin each other' rivalry compared to the usual anti-karmic 'asshole picks on fall guy and gets away with it' like most other dynamics in the show.

[@harrisonbetker2271]

You do know that a lot it is just quagmire coming off as a hypocrite with zero self awareness, right?

[@harrisonbetker2271]

@@e-122psi3 too long, didn't read.

[@dillonkinder9296]

That’s why he loves cats and hates Brian

[@e-122psi3]

I mean in fairness, at least there's less....corpse eating with the dogs than with that many cats in Quagmire's house. :P

[@marchatesyou1]

yeah, but....how'd that furniture situation turn out?

[@juliovillagran4105]

One of the dogs has a helmet on!!! Haaaaaa

[@200yearsago5]

If you did not see there's a dog with out the front of it missing not the back the front wtf

[@DecaTilde]

Yeah, she's just a back half.

[@harrisonbetker2271]

That's backsie, she's a fighter.

[@mayaavelarde6490]

🐶🐶🐶

[@Gen_ShadowCompany_203]

There's space between each bowl, how is he that clumsy?

[@juliovillagran4105]

He's just had crazy jungle sex. It leaves you a little disorientated.

[@Taylor-dt2wd]

Because it’s a cartoon…

[@harrisonbetker2271]

​@@Taylor-dt2wdno shit. Next you'll tell us is that the grass is green.

[@l-wolverine2211]

Brak!!!

[@AABB-ez3ny]

I feel this way but with cats.

[@mlpartclub412]

You don’t like cats!?😧

[@xluciferx687]

I don’t know he likes dogs

[@coreyroberts47]

Lol one of them has a helmet

[@tomedy_official]

This woman has a serious problem with dogs

[@funnyferret6064]

I have four dogs and this is a normal experience

[@Salmagros]

4 dog is ok, but this is 50 freaking dogs. I love dog but imagine having to take care of that many dogs give me Anxiety.

[@funnyferret6064]

@@Salmagros yeah I see folks on tiktok and stuff with like 10 huskies and it just is horrible looking

[@Panchosama2]

So you also move your furniture until you figure out which way you like it?

[@wendybuckley184]

0:37 hey look, it's Charles from the Loud House on the dog food bag

[@datemasamune7143]

Which season it is?

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

Look in the description. Lol

[@datemasamune7143]

@@To-New-Beginnings. Oke

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@@datemasamune7143 I mean they literally write the episode and season there. Lol

[@datemasamune7143]

@@To-New-Beginnings. Yeah,lol

[@crislouise2509]

I honestly wish it stayed like this with him miserable

[@harrisonbetker2271]

Seeing quagmire suffer is satisfying.

[@nomam7358]

Lol

[@maddog2314]

Modern dating in a nutshell

[@mattsprayberry0]

This is why I have 1000 acre's and no worries

[@josephhoward4697]

BS

[@mattsprayberry0]

@@josephhoward4697 ?

[@josephhoward4697]

@@mattsprayberry0 C’mon, a thousand acres? Seriously? That’s over a square mile. Do you even know just how much land that is? How much money that much land costs? I might believe you if said you had a 1000 acre farm, but it sounds like those 1000 acres ain’t got anything going on.

[@mattsprayberry0]

@@josephhoward4697 Yeah your right I don't know how much land it is considering I was born and raised on it I don't know what's on it I have no idea what it cost to maintain the land to keep it out of the hands of greedy developers/timber companies/and family members and while not currently a working farm 160 years ago it was part of a much larger plantation because the brothers could not agree to which side they belong on so yeah it's got nothing going on with it oh forgot to mention it's got 3-6 foot trees 100-150 ft tall a couple ponds and a nice creek running through it

[@josephhoward4697]

@@mattsprayberry0 That’s pretty damned cool. Georgia?

[@chandlervongphakdy2900]

Stop saying Walk!

[@easyparts-fj7mm]

Quagmire also hate cats

[@samirakhalid1480]

No he doesn't 😐

[@easyparts-fj7mm]

@@samirakhalid1480 I know it's a Joke

[@samirakhalid1480]

@@easyparts-fj7mm how was that a joke all you said was "quagmire hates cats"

[@easyparts-fj7mm]

@@samirakhalid1480 because ... uhhhhhhhhhhh I.. don't.... I ... Because.... it's funny because it's not true

[@samirakhalid1480]

@@easyparts-fj7mm all right sure 👀

[@galactorsus_i.n.c]

That's why one reason I don't like dogs, they're Way to loud and demanding Ik not all dogs are but majority are

[@Lance.Gardenhire]

You can teach them to not be loud. My big dog only barks when he's getting sick of waiting to go out. chihuahuas are helpless though. They'll bark at anything.

[@galactorsus_i.n.c]

@@Lance.Gardenhire that's cool, i agree on Chihuahuas, tbh i don't mind dogs in general but i absolutely hate Chihuahuas i would pick those if i had to eradicate one animal from all species. did you train your dog yourself or is the dog itself like this? Either way concrats on having a more decently behaved dog. my main reasons i prefer rest and calmness and sudden loud noises give ne headaches including dog barks from close by. that's one reason I don't like em, second is how much attention the majority need. Im more a cat person myself but im no dog hater(except Chihuahuas afc) just don't want em myself or have some nearby who are overly loud.

[@Lance.Gardenhire]

@@galactorsus_i.n.c He came sort of quiet, but he would bark if someone knocked on the door or if he saw someone grab his leash. We managed to get him to stop doing that. As for owning chihuahuas, I also planned to never own one. I have one now, but that was completely on accident. We were told that he was a pit, and sense we got him right at 8 weeks, the amount of time that should pass before you separate the puppy from the mother, we thought he was just small. After a few months we realized that he wasn't growing and is actually not a pit. We had already made him apart of our family by that time, so now I own one.

[@TdoT2611]

CATS are so much better than dogs.

[@nunoperestreloteixeirabast1638]

Kids

[@minhhoangang2278]

I think Carrie should date Brian, not Quagmire.

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

Trigger Word!

[@erikastone9183]

This should be one of they many reasons cats are better than dogs LMAO 😂. (I like some dogs. I prefer cats better 🐱)

[@anthonycrazynessadventures3259]

Poor quagmire

[@somechick4218]

This whole thing is Brian’s fault, he was the one who made the ‘purposel’

[@celestialarcher9268]

It’s Quagmire’s fault for lying in the first place. Also, Quagmire’s always treated Brian like a piece of shit. He should be grateful Brian at least agreed to help him instead of rejecting him.

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

It's kinda not. I mean if Quagmire was actually nice to Brian I'm sure he'd have wanted to help.

[@kristycartwright5664]

Szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@wanderingfules626]

Dogs are overrated

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

Dogs are great. I've got a white German shepherd whose just a huggable fluff ball.

[@savannahmullins7194]

Dogs are the worst lol

[@Hoopalover]

And this is why cats are so much better than dogs

[@juliovillagran4105]

He he. Dogs are so overrated. I can see why kids love them but as an adult without kids you'd only really bother if you haven't been able to find hobbies you enjoy. So much time, effort and money required.

[@happyduck9223]

And so many people don't train them so they're not even fun to be around outside of being cute. It's so rude to let your dog jump on and bark at people. My friends who have dogs and act like those dogs are children are seriously miserable. They can't go out ever, or have any other hobby, and can barely afford to take care of their dog, little loan pay for dog daycare fees. So overrated.

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

Great job saying millions or people don't have a hobby. I mean what if someone gets a dog for companionship?

[@juliovillagran4105]

@@To-New-Beginnings. I guess if you are really lonely in a small town where nothing happens.... but if you're in a decent city that has events happening most nights, or you have passions that you can delve into, having a dog is a massive time consuming responsibility, especially if you live on your own.

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@@juliovillagran4105 so is any pet excluding cats. Lol

[@juliovillagran4105]

@@To-New-Beginnings. Maybe, but we are commenting in regards to the cartoon.

[@adamhauskins6407]

Still better than cats

[@yosefdemby8792]

Not to Quagmire. He prefers cats over dogs.

[@aliostrowski1935]

I prefer dogs over cats they are man's best friend

[@juliovillagran4105]

No way, cats are amazingly self reliant. Dogs are hopelessly dependant, noisy, clumsy and can be dangerous if not trained properly.

[@auburneytuckerson2959]

I love both cats and dogs. It depends on the preference and amount of work you'd want to put into caring for them. Even cats require work to care for them, and you'll see this if you watch My Cat From Hell (should be called my humans from Hell).

[@savannahmullins7194]

Dogs are nasty

[@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854]

I wonder how many Chinese people watching this video are feeling REALLY hungry...🤔

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Oh those are always hard to open 0:06 that's never best idea when u got so many ooh good morning they name is 101 dalmatians 0:16 ok challenge 1 0:20 challenge 2 0:29 hmm how's things ? 0:37 clean up aisle everywhere 0:43 oh Sheesh bad timing Carrie 🕥🕣 0:50 hmm really I wonder does that really works well it's not the v.e.t soo 🐕‍🦺🐕🐩🐶🐾 1:01 oh guys is'nt this human the greatest he sure is 1:17 pile on (barking)