Family Guy - Quagmire camouflaged with body paint

Season: 22 Episode: 11 - Teacher's heavy pet

[@BatmanFan76]

Quagmire is actually super wise in this scene. Y’know, despite being in the bathroom in camouflage the entire time.

[@Afanof1]

He has a lot of experience

[@mattsodano6264]

Who else but Quagmire?

[@chrisguara]

Don't you at least think it's realyl disturbing he did camoflage himself in the bathroom....while Louis is takign a shower?

[@datniggaeazye.5968]

@@chrisguara that's his thing

[@nikoleg_mitrofan]

So you're telling me it was a good thing for Chris to take a nude pic of his mom. People are supposed to fight their bad sides and not embrace them. If everyone "loved themselves for the totality of who they are", we would quickly end up with no concepts of morality and dignity whatsoever

[@reprolover11]

I've never realized from Chris to Quagmire to Herbert just how much of a range of perverts there are on this show.

[@datniggaeazye.5968]

Tom Tucker

[@amendezcastro]

Took you long enough 😅

[@SorceressRose]

Quamire was always established as a huge pervert, even in earlier seasons, when he got in trouble for peaking in on Lois. It doesn't help he's a serial rapist. The fandom does call Herbet, Herbert the Pervert for a reason and Chris does a lot teenage perverted stuff lol

[@Wertsir]

And then there’s Roger.

[@RepublicofE]

@@SorceressRose FG hardly has a "canon" to speak of so it's arguable that all the rape stuff with Quagmire "didn't really happen."

[@bentowers7743]

Quagmire is molding Chris into his successor.

[@Firestar-TV]

lol might be, considering that he's also acting like a Father for Meg in some Episodes🙃

[@Artemas_16]

​@@Firestar-TVQuagmire's getting ready for Peter to die from one of his stupid ideas, to roll into Griffins family.

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

Disturbing

[@victormontes7007]

​@@Artemas_16with Brian around no way

[@Artemas_16]

@@victormontes7007 unfortunate accidents happen.

[@kzarkage]

The fact that Chris didn't question Quagmire's appearance at all 😅

[@amendezcastro]

Or the fact that he was there 😂

[@Habitt5253]

It wasn't the first time. Nor will it be the last.

[@314rft]

He knows very well what type of man Quagmire is.

[@ano_nym]

Who else but Quagmire? XD

[@Wayte13]

The most surprising part was that he wasn't completely nude

[@MalzraAirwynn]

The perfect camouflage. If you look at him from exactly one angle.

[@rftulie]

He’s like a cuttlefish. They can develop patterns of texture and color on their skin based on what they are floating or swimming on top of.

[@user-NikolaiPopov]

He should've just turned into a toilet

[@holeofdarn]

@@user-NikolaiPopov*don’t…* 💀

[@kyero8724]

@@holeofdarn he's done it

[@ZUnknownFox]

0:21 tell me that again.

[@carson6020]

i like how he’s blending into the towel that she’ll eventually have to grab and use

[@KhaySem]

Giggity

[@ultracreador]

Pero, la toalla quedó atrás de él. Él la atravesó

[@joshuaseagondollar2495]

That's probably on purpose, knowing Quagmire.

[@kruncha161]

lol and I noticed his junk is at the bottom cause you might grab a towel from the bottom

[@moviemaker2011z]

That's the plan.

[@VictorSnakevenom1]

Quagmire looking like he is about to drop the hottest music video of 2011.

[@theroadofnooblegend]

Ah, who was that artist... I swear it's someone that I used to know...

[@VictorSnakevenom1]

@@theroadofnooblegend I Gotye joke there lmao

[@ballsinspector42069]

​@@theroadofnooblegend But he didnt have to cut me off

[@khyabatiste3669]

In order to find real happiness, you must learn to love yourself for the totality of who you are. -- Portia de Rossi (and Glenn Quagmire)

[@Sellmysoull]

That flash noise sounded pretty loud, she can't hear that...?

[@mattsodano6264]

She got soap in her ears.

[@starforcenetwork]

She doesn't have ears based on the Cutaway Land episode

[@le9038]

In the shower, all that matters is the warmth of the water and the dream of becoming a fish again. the outside world has no place for this.

[@pokefanalex9504]

Or the fact there is just casual conversation going on with only a thin shower curtain to muffle it

[@Nope_handlesaretrash]

She's into it, look at her husband

[@ravenkliff]

Lois displaying the weakest situational awareness of any character in history here

[@Chaos-15]

She rolled low on Perception.

[@timhoward5]

She's probably in her own world.

[@Jvm181]

Happens a lot on this show, especially in later seasons.

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

When I'm in the shower, I can't hear anything over the sound of the shower.

[@ReduckYT_]

You’re telling me Lois didn’t hear any of this shit?

[@icefire2104]

0:39 Who else but Quagmire?

[@christopheredwards788]

Of course Quagmire is in there. He still has a thing for Lois

[@jziffi]

Who doesn't? She's an absolute babe

[@crockstonyt]

Yet he criticizes Brian for the same thing

[@themasterofcommentsandrese4351]

Who else but quagmire?

[@King_Andrew]

@@jziffi ikr?

[@shakeymistakey3881]

“I wouldn’t hit on you cuz you’re my best friend’s wife” I see that didn’t last long

[@jonahhex18]

To everyone that was getting in on that quagmire v Brian beef, are you sure THIS is the guy you want to be backing?

[@ano_nym]

"Constantly trying to sleep with your best friend's wife." - The pot said to the kettle.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Lot of people choose to let their politics make their decisions for them, poor buggers.

[@dadkwashere]

In more surprised people pick a side. Who'd back any of these two numbskulls in a real life scenario?

[@Wayte13]

A lot of people just unironically think being kinda pretentious while liberal is better then actual sex crimes lol

[@DathrobeBwane]

American politics in a nutshell: where both parties suck and most people are convinced they’re the only choices.

[@jackventure3703]

Quagmire is a better father to Chris than The Fatman.

[@nightslayer6951]

Quagmire wanted a live feature of Lois instead of pic

[@Puppy_Puppington]

This crap is hilarious. The “pssst!” And the straight up full body camo. Apocalypse now style in the muddy river lmao

[@spiderpunk94]

1.) is the water really that loud that she can’t hear the whispering? 2.) he had the flash on.

[@LEBRONJAMES_68]

How does Lois just not hear them

[@davidrothman5258]

I like him better when he is giving wisdom instead of taking down to others.

[@timhoward5]

Don't we all, don't we all.

[@GrievousReborn]

And some people act like they completely got rid of Quagmire's perverted personality but they obviously haven't

[@ItchyBurritoActual]

But it definitely is significantly less

[@acefrosc910]

Meanwhile Lois doesn't notice her son and neighbor having a conversation in the bathroom while she's taking a shower

[@KingDugan]

It's unsettling to me that Chris immediately stared at the picture of his naked mom after he took the picture.

[@henryhoneyman1535]

This scene is animated really well.

[@khyabatiste3669]

This is my curiosity asking; how did Lois not hear the conversation between Chris and Quagmire?

[@themasterofcommentsandrese4351]

Must be the music in her head.

[@EvetheFurry]

Maybe quagmire talked a lot before and Lois just assumes it’s nothing now

[@Ripplistic]

Or the flash in her face

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

The shower is pretty loud when you're in it.

[@vileluca]

This is the guy who thinks he's morally superior to Brian lol.

[@squid_fm]

Chris doesnt seem too faced by seeing quagmire there.

[@raptor4937]

Welp... he sure got the color

[@ajayrulezzz]

Chris didn't even turn off the flash and shutter sound

[@thesmg201show]

Oh Quagmire his the Sith

[@jubinjubi4083]

She don't lock the door while showering

[@nobody138-]

She uses the hallway bathroom to shower even though her bedroom has a dedicated bathroom already = more surprising.

[@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu]

The dude even painted his teeth

[@MyHeroAcademiaFanboy027]

I’m more surprised that he even painted his teeth!

[@Gho5tWr1ter]

Great foreshadowing of Elizabeth Hurley and her Son!

[@xleplayVA]

Wait, what happened?

[@Gho5tWr1ter]

@@xleplayVA son directs a film and that has a scene with her and another woman involved in more than a raunchy affair.

[@neofulcrum5013]

That camoflauge is crazy good

[@jesseg1217]

Quagmire has done horrible stuff but I always liked his and Chris' relationship

[@andrewapurcell]

I miss this quagmire

[@gangstaberry2496]

Why do Peter and Lois not use their own shower? I know they have their own bathroom...

[@isaiahtherockstar1869]

Great camouflage quagmire

[@Emanuel-oo6mc]

And Quagmire still thinks Brian is bad even though he’s just as scummy as him.

[@blinkowarner3117]

Brian is a POS, but Quagmire is SOOOOO much worse

[@morshuthemerchant4105]

Dude kept the flash on

[@jonathan4158]

Who else put Quagmire

[@quaffie]

chris isnt even surprised

[@tylergoodman3560]

Quagmire is the sensei of perverts. 😂🎉

[@jeb5066]

"He's outta line, but he's right"

[@douglasmacrae8947]

I am surprised Lois couldn’t hear them.

[@MissDavids]

Probably not over the sound of the shower running.

[@michaelhuynh4953]

How often does Glenn do this!?😊

[@robertmiles1603]

Whatever you are, be a good one.

[@JumpirThatsHard]

ChamAlien From Ben 10 In A Nutshell

[@DJPrimeAmvs]

Randall from Monsters Inc

[@am_intrigued]

Dang he had it on flash AND with sound SNEAK *150*

[@fidget0227]

Love that he had to paint his teeth too because of his massive overbite.

[@Shamaniac231]

Who else but Quagmire?

[@pokelynke8232]

It seems Quagmire is back to his usual self.

[@HelloThere734]

My question is how often does Quagmire do this that Chris isn’t showing any surprise that he’s there?

[@nathanhale7444]

I don't know if context would make this any better or not. (wags his head in dismay)

[@KidRunnerH]

But Brian’s worse… yea alright.

[@HeWhoHasRuinedEverything]

bro even figured out how to remove his outline temporarily just to see 1 woman naked

[@_MrLee]

How can she not hear that...

[@DanielGannon2000]

I like how Chris doesn't even question Quagmire why he's here.

[@Xx-lq9su]

Full conversation, a flash, the shutter sound, how oblivious is Lois?

[@Ichigoku15]

It's been a while since I've watched Family Guy. Seth Green's voice changed a lot.

[@bbqsauce9911]

Bruh this is better than the homer bush meme...

[@nightmareeteled7262]

I saw this on demand

[@darkpaw1522]

What is his plan when she goes to reach for the towel?

[@demetriuscooksey7147]

I mean... every young man needs a mentor.

[@bzking24]

Punished Quagmire

[@ganon01ryanoutsen92]

We knew he was ninja 😅

[@fawkewe]

You know Quagmire only wanted Chris to do this because he wanted the Photos for himself. Nice to see him with his classic characterization for once.

[@rainyatsu4588]

And yet Quagmire constantly talks down to Brian for who he is.

[@dysfunctionalthor4719]

Brian deserves it though

[@UnknownLord711]

Brian does objectively worse and still lies to himself that he’s a good person

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

​@@UnknownLord711And Quagmire lies to women saying what a great guy he is. Plus, Brian's admitted he's not a great guy, and knows his boundaries with Lois these days, meaning, he knows not to spy on her like Quagmire. Lol

[@DJPrimeAmvs]

​@@To-New-Beginnings. They both suck but the difference is that Brian actually feels for Lois meanwhile Quagmire just sees her as an achievement

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@DJPrimeAmvs Agreed, I mean, look at when Brian tried to kiss her in season 6, he felt bad and regretted it, Quagmire spied on Lois in the bathroom and he didn't even care.

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Hmm whoa jus like stan in '04 preschool huh 0:29 only he did it 0:55 huh wall camo ? So like him 0:37 told i'd do it @ mr Rupert told u i'd do it 😊😊

[@miguellopes7627]

Quagmire didn't even need to apint his teeth, but he did it!

[@riv2052]

why did the paint of the towel crinkle like a towel when he moved?

[@lukehusky3630]

Who else but quagmire!!!

[@colinmacvicar2507]

The best part is when Lois is done she’s going to grab that towel.

[@kevkpatt]

So we are ignoring the fact that quagmire is in the wall we are ok just checking

[@maximumcockage6503]

The fact that Quagmire has been the best father figure to Meg and Chris is pretty consistent.

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

Best father figure? He tried to date Meg and her friends at 14, He tried to take Meg away once she turned 18, and even recorded her on the toilet. Lmao

[@maximumcockage6503]

@@To-New-Beginnings. The competition isn't strong for best father figure though...

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@maximumcockage6503 Still, anyone is a better dad than Quagmire, I mean, he has hundreds of kids and doesn't care about any, and even abandoned three of them in a few seconds. Lol.

[@patchwurk6652]

@@To-New-Beginnings. Look, I don't think anyone's saying you're wrong about Glenn being a dirtbag. But I'm fairly certain Peter has canonically killed his kids repeatedly. Peter is the worst father by simple virtue of the sheer scale of his brutality towards his kids defying all human limits for slapstick ultraviolence.

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@patchwurk6652 With that logic, Stan should be put in a worst spot. Plus, Quagmire has hundreds of kids he doesn't even care about.

[@TheBandit025Nova]

Damien Hurley would probably done it seeing he probably takes photos of his mom and those photos are on Instagram

[@galahound1940]

Never ever take quagmire advice

[@mathgasm8484]

own it.

[@milanvarrelmann2798]

0:37 😂😅

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

He could have just hidden a camera in the bathroom, but no, he wants to see it in person.

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

He's probably got them installed as well. Lol

[@CursedMoistMan690]

Its odd he only gets two lines this episode

[@thebitlot]

And she don't even notice them goin on in there??

[@sergiosegura2024]

And of course quagmire took the wrong turn of that phrase for his convenience... The fact that chris was gonna turn back at the last second was also a form of accepting himself for who he was "not a dirtbag" not the other way around... And him meddling with chriss actually segestioned him to do it instead of letting him figure out what he wanted to do by himself. As always he used a phrase meant to back up people with social anxiety and individuality problems then used it as a method of defending his scummy way of being, how convenient....

[@andersparrowe824]

I just realised that quagmire painted his teeth and now im uncomfortable

[@curtisjoelcarboo-se2gi]

0:40 While i was watching the episode i was thinking the same thing before ɔuagmire showed up

[@TheBronyCraft]

Rule34 is finally cannon.

[@sydneyjefferson6278]

Once my twin sister did this. She showed it to her male friends and sat there while they made fun of my body to my face.

[@silverwinterwolf2064]

It still mind boggles me that Quagmire has the gaul to lecture Brian when he's encourage behaviours like this.

[@christophermoore6110]

How did Lois hear none of that💀

[@user-pn2fl1sz5t]

Classic quagmire 😂

[@MaddRocker87]

Forget the camera noise,she couldn't hear ANY of that verbal?

[@mechajay3358]

Quagmire giving Chris advice from one dirtbag to another.

[@WoodlandDrake]

Honestly, I think Quagmire has potential for his own show... not, like, a sitcom, but something with more character focus and development.

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

Quoting Ellen’s wife in regard to self worth is hilarious.

[@jacobhernandez4494]

I haven't seen this episode but... Did she just let it happen? There's no way she didn't hear them.

[@luisfernandosantosnarvaez6921]

Lois don't heard anything ?

[@agentwolf69420]

Chameleomire

[@irees9160]

Quagmeleon

[@amazingfool1653]

I need some context ASAP!!!

[@bobbodaskank]

At least turn off the flash, dude, c'mon

[@mamamia5905]

What’s the context here? Why was he taking the picture to begin with?

[@shaggylink_5653]

Yo can I get that picture Chris?