Family Guy - Thanks for listening, Stewie

[@fernandocarrazzoni]

"I'm a nice person." "You're not."

[@sarab2324]

She can be a pretty awful person lol. I mean look how she treats her kids. And Meg! She’s so mean to Meg but Meg clearly gets her issues from Lois.

[@kAY-yl5en]

Yeah, when people starts saying they are nice.....ooooohhh that's a red flag. Get the fuck away from them. They are either narcissistic or in plain denial.

[@braydenbartley365]

She killed a 51 year old woman

[@sweetbabyrodney]

@@sarab2324 shut up, meg.

[@Nawazaahr]

Anyone that puts up with Peter is an Angel for not killing him :D

[@H240909]

"I tip in cash!" "So?" "Thanks for listening." "I didn't have any choice." Out of all that, those two were the closest to home.

[@syphonwarlock7685]

I tip in cash mainly as an old habit. Used to take 3 days before electronic tips were received. So I tip in cash so they can exit their shift with an extra few bucks.

[@Helladamnleet]

Tipping in cash is actually appreciated by most sane food service industry workers because it's not taxed, and they don't have to share it with anyone. A lot of places pool tips and split it at the end of the night so your stellar attitude could have just earned Gena the Bitch $75 in tips. By doing cash you avoid that.

[@syphonwarlock7685]

@@Helladamnleet well you're SUPPOSED to file in tips when you do taxes, but that happens infrequently. And at least in AZ pooling taxes is a slippery slope. The owner of my restaurant got in serious trouble for pooling in tips for everyone. (Cooks and servers got the same pool)

[@H240909]

@@syphonwarlock7685 I got no problem with tipping in cash. I got a problem with people who think they are entitled to special treatment because they tip in cash. So I'm not talking about you specifically.

[@H240909]

@@Helladamnleet And you are supposed to file cash tips as well. Regardless, other people's taxes are none of my business.

[@StuartIvie]

Stewie dropping each marker when he is done is very accurate.

[@Yukkin-f5s]

Unlike many cartoons at least family guy tries with the detail.

[@200cc9]

@@Yukkin-f5s not really

[@Yukkin-f5s]

@@200cc9 In background drawing scenes yes.

[@michellea221]

@@Yukkin-f5s not really

[@Yukkin-f5s]

@@michellea221 In background drawing scenes yes.

[@jai-lnstafford524]

Stewie always stuck hearing everyone's sorrows, and they all think he's listening

[@noonenowhere877]

Technically he was, every answer he game here was relevant to what she said. Also 100% accurate.

[@BloodWolf2005]

He had no choice.

[@JanAside]

Lois: me Stewie: my pets

[@thorr18BEM]

He is.

[@Queen_Sakura]

At least she thanked him.

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

The end was so satisfying...

[@justinshimonkarborani4581]

I should do that more

[@senk0san]

@@justinshimonkarborani4581 Yes we all should

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

sAtIsFyInG A t I s F y I n G

[@xd._.28234]

Indeed

[@mikesilva3868]

Agreed ironman93😊

[@msthecommentator2863]

"If I stopped showing up, they'd probably wonder where I went!" "They wouldn't." That was the realest take.

[@IBeMelissa]

Yah that hits home 😂

[@tnecniw]

People have a profound ability to think people value them more than people actually do

[@KittySoftpaws449]

Stewie just hit a home run 🏃‍♀️ and he’s a baby 👦

[@suburbantimewaster9620]

As a cashier, I can confirm that. I rarely pay attention to who the customers are, I just do my job and try to kill my work time so I can get the hell out of there.

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

Just like the others

[@chijo6]

"Thanks for listening Stewie."😁😊 "I had no choice."🙄🙄

[@MrBrando07]

Such a relatable quote

[@DgardsGaming]

Story of my life 😂

[@lorimorgan7279]

@@MrBrando07 It isn't

[@lorimorgan7279]

@@DgardsGaming It isn't

[@97liner83]

Teachers in a nutshell

[@gavinlamp5426]

"If I stopped showing up, they'd probably wonder where I went." "They wouldn't." Stewie just summed up what employees think whenever someone goes "I'm never shopping here again!"

[@jacobc8036]

HEY! I worked in retail and I have to say that is inaccurate! …the janitorial staff think the same thing. Now get out of my bathroom and let me clean it in peace!

[@SamaelVR]

yeah we literally tell them we don’t give a fuck around here

[@sc30002001]

Domino's Pizza saved someone's life because he didn't order for awhile.

[@thematt523]

@@sc30002001 Yeah, I know that story, but he ordered the same exact pizza to be delivered at the same time of day for years on end without a single break. That’s a unusually loyal and memorable customer.

[@kalvin187douglas]

Right

[@TinaLee-lc6kd]

"You don't" "They don't" "You do" "You aren't" "You don't" "They wouldn't" "Your not" "So?" "I can" "I have no choice..."

[@jesseperrella4022]

Thanks for the lyrics, you're a lifesaver 👍

[@Phillysavage]

Lol

[@TheShockVox]

Thanks mayne

[@AlijahIbarra-15]

When you say all of those at once it feels right well at least to me it does

[@goodboy02network90]

What Lois probably heard: “Goo goo” “Gaa gaa” “Goo goo” “Gaa gaa” “Goo goo” “Gaa gaa” “Goo goo” “Gaa gaa” “Goo goo” “Gaa gaa” “Waaaaa”

[@christineferreira2181]

I love this part because the scribbling and dropping crayons just makes Stewie look like a cute baby. A cute baby who just has to listen to his mom vent about stupid stuff. 😂

[@RealNormHall]

Why is it cute?

[@lorimorgan7279]

@@RealNormHall It isn't

[@Spingebil]

@@lorimorgan7279 yes it is.

[@redtail69]

Yah he looks like a cute baby on the outside but he can murder someone if he wants too.

[@AndrewCortesi]

Every time there’s a female side character in a cutaway I just hear Hayley from American Dad.

[@Only1Noodle]

Because it is

[@PANZERFAUST90]

Yeah it gets annoying. I wish they would stop using Hayley's voice outside of Hayley.

[@brennathecatlover4360]

Right same lol

[@BlackSoul4876]

Seth's real life sister is her voice, so naturally you would hear her. 🤷‍♂️

[@OceanHedgehog]

@@BlackSoul4876 Doesn't mean there can't be any variety in the voice acting. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Yukkin-f5s]

Lyrics: "You know what I think the problem is Stewie? I need to show them that I deserve to be customer of the week." "You don't." "But they probably see a women like me and think "She's got it all." "They don't." "I know it's a silly little award but I don't ask for much." "You do." "And this is the ONE place the ONE place that makes me happy." "You aren't." "I don't understand what I'm doing wrong. I feel like I really vibe with everyone there." "You don't." "I'm one of the best customers. If I stopped showing up they'd probably wonder where I went." "They wouldn't" "Because I'm a nice person." "You're not." "I tip in cash." "So?" "and I can't think of ONE good reason why they wouldn't pick me." "I can." "Ugh thanks for listening Stewie." "I had no choice."

[@moe5177]

What terrible lyrics. You didn't even get the entire thing. 3/10 :) Edit: to make it clear, I'm joking

[@D3N3]

Wouldn’t these just be considered Sub-Titles? I thought lyrics were only used for songs?

[@Yukkin-f5s]

@@D3N3 the joke is that Stewie insulting her was like music to your ears. It is a meme used a lot.

[@angelr6782]

He doesn't care 🤣🤣

[@moe5177]

@@Yukkin-f5s I thought it was abvious I was joking :)

[@WC-jd8rn]

I think we all need our own Gregor The Mountain Clegane for situations like that.

[@asshaimelisandre3218]

What if we all become a Mountain ourselves 🤔

[@deadshot0908]

@@asshaimelisandre3218 no way, you'd live to defend cerseis honor.

[@SilentNinja-65]

The woman at the store was very rude to Lois.

[@emoguy4025]

Yeah, she's a karen (at least she didn't speak to the manager)

[@Anxiolf]

@@emoguy4025 she died before she had the chance

[@fabri_faipar3004]

@@Anxiolf she was unaware of the consequences of her rudeness...

[@KittenCat2223]

She should've been blonde and had sunglasses.

[@heebiejeebies8729]

Eh, Lois has done way worse

[@noonenowhere877]

Technically speaking he was listening. Heck his answers were all pretty on the mark too.

[@crussteasock4047]

Who said he wasn't?

[@SidVacant69]

he just doesn't care

[@zooning-6843]

0:37 “thanks for listening” “I had no choice” is not “I’m sorry what where you saying? I wasn’t listening”

[@zigzoinks5493]

Actually speaking, no one said he _wasn’t_ listening.

[@Davidpostingshid]

Technically? He was literally was

[@galtrian]

Stewie is 100% right

[@lorimorgan7279]

He isn't

[@user-dw1zb3fh5n]

@@lorimorgan7279 Wrong

[@JataviousUnderwood]

What Compilation is this on

[@winterbunnie6513]

@@lorimorgan7279its been 2 years, and you’re still wrong

[@lorimorgan7279]

@@winterbunnie6513 yo chill bro

[@0BucketMask0]

"This is the one place I'm happy!" "You aren't" That actually kind of hits too close to home. You may feel happy in the moment, but in general life you're still miserable.

[@diocomaglinte4991]

That escalated so quickly

[@chop54321]

“I tip in cash” “So??” Best line in the entire thing lol

[@kingkrysen]

Lois: "I need to show them that I deserve to be costumer of the week" Stewie: You don't Me: lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

[@SCole8860]

I love Stewie and he's being honest Lois is the worst person too full of herself they probably didn't give her the award because they don't like her

[@crussteasock4047]

@@SCole8860 you're taking a cartoon mighty serious

[@JataviousUnderwood]

What complication to find is

[@Ay3shizzle]

@@crussteasock4047what’s wrong with being invested in these stories we love? Isn’t that the point lol?

[@GxGNoir]

“Thanks for listening Stewie” “I had no choice” lmfao

[@scottibrown3274]

*when you work in a call center “Thanks for listening Stewie” “I had no choice”

[@evolvingsoul2370]

Stewie told her straight facts but Lois stole everything back by crushing that Karen. 😭🤣

[@fortranXVIII]

late ass reply but she technically didnt crush her the robot guy did

[@FFDPSoldier97]

Stewie is literally me when someone tries telling me something I don’t give two shit’s about 😂😂😂😂

[@destroyerblackdragon]

He isn't.

[@FFDPSoldier97]

@@destroyerblackdragon and how do you know that when you don’t know me? Think before you speak

[@kirbylover37]

@@FFDPSoldier97 They don't.

[@Nawazaahr]

@@destroyerblackdragon Damn :D You turned him into Lois.

[@LiamK1998]

I’m the same 😂😂

[@KyProRen]

I don't know who that knight was, but If I were Lois, I'd say "Thank you". Seriously, that woman that cut in front of her is being a total Karen!

[@jerelcheek5112]

Gregor Clegane

[@christineferreira2181]

Lois herself is a Karen 😁

[@christineferreira2181]

@Autspec_United she's a good Karen even though she's an awful person

[@zinc333]

He from Game of Thrones

[@KyProRen]

@@christineferreira2181 True, but not as much of a Karen as the woman who cut in front of her at the moment.

[@tino9117]

I love that when Lois says "I tip in cash" Stewie is like "so" Like as if tipping makes you a saint or something

[@PurpleGuy661]

Exactly, like what does that even do? Lol

[@ToonyTails]

@@PurpleGuy661It kinda pays workers extra because companies like to underpay their workers and use tips as an excuse to say they they are paying them right.

[@redstonecasey4713]

To be fair to Lois, we all need our own Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane.

[@kalvin187douglas]

I love how Stewie has no problem crushing her heart

[@JataviousUnderwood]

What compilation has this in it

[@harrisonbetker2271]

Considering how lois treats her family like crap and bitch about them not appreciating her, can you blame him?

[@Chronocrits]

Oh that was a brutal GoT reference 😂

[@frame-perfectadskip9159]

It wasn't.

[@NightFuryLover31]

“You don’t.” “They don’t.” “You do.” “You aren’t.” “You don’t.” “They wouldn’t.” “You’re not.” “So?” “I can.” “I had no choice.”

[@disturbedone8731]

I like how they animated him actually using all three of the different colored crayons instead of just a continuous shot of him grabbing a never ending pile of three crayons.

[@AntSugar]

Good catch that's a nice detail

[@gamepopper101]

Seth McFarlane knows most of his characters are horrible, he just uses Stewie to vent because he hasn't written an episode for the show in over ten years..

[@TeddyCream0]

Why does that make sense

[@Nameless82284]

@@TeddyCream0 I think Seth Macfarlane said that he's tired of Family Guy

[@ceejayjones2567]

I don't think he even writes for the shows much anymore.

[@thechosenhero8157]

Did he tell you that

[@hamishstewart5324]

@@ceejayjones2567 yeah, everyone is just burnt out at this point. But fox keeps making them write more episodes.

[@zarcono4546]

"You don't. To both being customer of the week and of needing to prove to them" "They don't. They don't care about your life outside the coffee shop" "You do, you ask for everything" "You aren't happy. No one who's happy drinks wine with prescription medications" "You don't. Coffee employees just see you as the person who pays for their next meal" "They wouldn't, once you leave they don't care what happens to you" "You're not a nice person. You're constantly abusing us verbally and emotionally. Plus you've cheated on dad multiple times' "So? You think you tipping 6 cents will make a difference?" "I can, but it won't fit into one episode' "I had no choice. I'm literally 1"

[@Boy_TV984]

This is a proof that Stewie is the smartest. He's speaking fax

[@tartlynerdy]

A casual reminder this is where Meg gets her issues from

[@renji90998]

"Thanks for listening Stewie." "I had no choice." Introverts trapped in a conversation

[@darrylalagdon8534]

Stewie murdered Louis with words.

[@Wolfbane8]

And they went right over her head

[@BlueRyuu246]

@@Wolfbane8 Like always.

[@coreymajtyka460]

Glad to see The Mountain is still getting work after Game of Thrones ended

[@lucmoore6176]

Everyone’s focusing on Stewie and ignoring how Lois pronounced Clegane “Clee-gane”

[@JordanWheeler1999]

.... Ok? who gives a shit, stop fucking mentioning every little detail of something just because your bored or wanting clout

[@lucmoore6176]

@@JordanWheeler1999 “you’re bored”

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@lucmoore6176 thanks for describing what you are ;)

[@lucmoore6176]

@@JordanWheeler1999 you’re welcome

[@Devi1_Z]

Stewie, Stewie, Stewie. A total savage, even during casual times.

[@humanarian]

That last scene. That's should be the *one and only way* to punish entitlment.

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

This was hysterical, Stewie is amazing.

[@frame-perfectadskip9159]

It wasn't.

[@J_C_CH]

I like how nervous Gill looks after Lois has someone brutally murdered right in front of him

[@r.i.p635]

What I’m thinking in my head , When someone annoying is talking to me

[@crussteasock4047]

U should stop being a pansy n speak ur mind

[@BlackCover95]

@@crussteasock4047 You’re confusing politeness for spinelessness.

[@1Up2081]

If she thinks she is 'so good' with them, then why didn't Lois just ask the baristas how they decide who gets "Customer of the Week"? For all she knew, they could just draw a random name from a hat. Granted, it would ruin the episode, but still.

[@leephillips4402]

Because then they would know she cares.

[@stephensmith4025]

You know this is all fictional right?

[@doraemon402]

The episode is ruined anyway

[@leephillips4402]

@@doraemon402 by what? Other than it's own lack of quality.

[@hexxon77]

An excellent scene, like old days "Family Guy". So funny.

[@DJ_Ortiz]

"Thanks for listening Stewie" "I had no choice"

[@toonterraminegamer1234]

Look, I get that the family just disregards everything Stewie says because he’s a baby, but that stuff would certainly be hurtful to hear even coming from a baby. Even if you don’t think the baby means it, it still gets you thinking that way.

[@boxofcereal989]

Stewie is like my depression telling me the completely opposite thing of what I keep telling myself

[@crussteasock4047]

Woah! Depression! You're so quirky n special!

[@boxofcereal989]

@@crussteasock4047 I know right! Won't you ready my Myspace page? I wear dark clothes and sound like a prick! Wow!

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

You too

[@Magicalgirl20]

@@crussteasock4047 bruh.

[@sethraelthebard5459]

Let's be honest...we have all had at least one person in our lives we wanted to do that to. Especially those milking the entitlement mentality.

[@derrickdaniels3955]

In the words of the Kool Aid guy, "Oh Yeah!!!"

[@Embermoon91]

It's amazing how a baby knows someone better than they know themselves.

[@benwilliams4215]

“Thanks for listening Stewie”. “I had no choice”. 😂

[@angrypastabrewing]

“Thanks for listening me, Stewie.” “I had no choice.” Poor kid. Lol

[@InfinityShadow20]

"Thanks for listening stewie." "I had no choice.." The way he said that was so damn hilarious...

[@thomascollins4325]

Great ending!!! Go Lois!!!

[@Chara_the_god]

Lmao, stewie has always been my favorite.

[@TheMC1102]

I love how firmly Stewie says "You're not" when Lois claims she's a "nice person".

[@mariafox9226]

Stewie’s right about customers. We employees might wonder what’s going on with them on occasion if we don’t hear from them in a while but we really don’t give a shit for the most part.

[@dannyphantom3090]

As someone who worked in customer service for 4yrs same I really don't care.

[@mariafox9226]

@@dannyphantom3090 same.

[@ryanphelan895]

According to Stewie, the truth about Lois Griffin is this: 1. Lois doesn't deserve to be customer of the week. 2. The people of the cafe don't see that Lois has it all 3. She asks for much 4. She's not happy at the one place that makes her happy 5. Lois doesn't vibe with everyone at the cafe 6. The people of the cafe wouldn't wonder where Lois went, if she stopped going there. 7. Lois is not a nice person. 8. Lois tips cash, but no cares. 9. Stewie can tell why the people of the cafe wouldn't pick Lois.

[@crooked__3764]

And this my friends, is why Stewie is the best character in Family Guy.

[@Jo_Wardy]

This is hands down the most funny part of family guy because of Stewie made excellent points and it was hilarious

[@randomobserver8168]

Lois is a huge full-time Karen but to be fair, that woman who out Karen-ed her in the deli line totally got what was coming to her.

[@ray-0249]

0:56 We all need a guardian like this.

[@RavenLordOfficials]

"thanks for listening, stewie" "I don't have a choice" *Me and my mom in a nutshell*

[@JordanWheeler1999]

*i have no choice

[@uainjansun]

I had no choice

[@Grey1608]

0:48 the best cutaway gag in existence (it’s the best because of 0:56)

[@Grey1608]

I watched the second stamp at least 15 times

[@datemasamune2904]

Ironic that as the show went on, Stewie’s demented mind gradually carried on to Lois.

[@Alfrlol]

I love how when Stewie draws with a different color it appears on the book really shows the attention to detail

[@princessnatalie5045]

Hahaha! Love it! Lois is venting and Stewie doesn’t care.

[@BladeLuminus]

Stewie is just too funny not even paying attention and saying it 🤣

[@whoelsebutmatty]

one of the best scenes to come from current day family guy

[@0BucketMask0]

There have actually been a lot of cases where dead or missing people were only found because they were regular customers somewhere, and when they stopped showing up every day the employees were worried about them and eventually called the cops. Lots of peoples lives have been saved. People care about you more than you think. They cared enough to report them missing when their own family didn't, even if it's just because they're used to them being there, it's better than nothing.

[@isabellasalinardi3952]

0:49 how to properly deal with a Karen

[@lightspath4099]

"I'm tipping cash" -So? THANK YOU

[@gregorbaby4269]

That deli cashier being all too cool for a crime he just witnessed 😂

[@yitivitzen5239]

I believe she’s what people would call a toxic person...

[@PbG-uz1gx]

I remember when I was in high school I drove this girl home after a party. Anyways the ENTIRE drive (like 35 mins) she just never stopped talking. Every time I went to say something she would just keep going..... When I dropped her off at her house she told me I was a great listener and I just remember sitting there and thinking to myself “not like I had a choice”... Watching this made me think of that little memory

[@ZENITH_PHOENIX]

"Thanks for listening Stewie" "I had no choice" LMAOOO

[@Inferno65]

I mean he's absolutely right on all points.

[@chasegriffin5205]

Stewie is exactly how I want to respond to my bosses ramblings 🙄

[@Viet273VN]

0:56 What you learned for not be patient

[@jefferyjr.939]

Stewie is speaking the truth and I love it

[@dylanmcartoonell1536]

Stewie is saying what we’re all thinking

[@jamesnike7127]

to louis, all she hears is baby language. "gaga dada wawa tata"

[@Kye__BANDS5-mf5oz]

If I stop showing up they probably wonder were I went They won't 😂😂

[@batmanbeyond6815]

This is the second one of these sequences with Stewie making dry observations while someone talks to him while he’s colouring with crayons I’ve seen on Family Guy, the first one being when Brian was talking about running for mayor.

[@agirlhasnoname4767]

Stewie sounds like Gordon Ramsey roasting Kitchen Nightmare owners. 😂

[@JackDorsey1010]

Stewie is my favorite character from the show

[@tomedy_official]

"Stop showing up!" That exactly what you need to do!

[@Flamefrosty]

I love how the background kept repeating as Lois kept driving forward

[@OvertheHedge06]

I'm so glad I watched GOT and now I can enjoy all the references.

[@jameer7565]

Same I'm just getting them there's so many I missed

[@timfangrad5173]

I was dead laughing watching Stewie contradict everything she said.

[@lucascalderon5922]

That was a stand

[@wyattmiranda3484]

Lol I was thinking the same thing

[@tiveqcriarcontanova]

Is that a motherfucking JoJo reference???!!!

[@wyattmiranda3484]

@@tiveqcriarcontanova YES YES YES

[@meifungliew1637]

What stand?all i see the lady's head suddenly explodes at the wall

[@justincadzow382]

this is the way alot of kids feel about there parents and how everything is not always going to go the way they want it.

[@WaylonMoone]

0:50 - 1:00 OMG YES, Someone just destroyed 20 years of my depression in one short scene

[@MrBrando07]

I can't believe how relatable this scene is to me

[@Only1Noodle]

I know people who are like this. I've had conversations like this one and just like stewie answering, it was all one sided. The fact there's people like that says a lot.

[@maximumstef1039]

Stewie reading our minds 🤯

[@piercedolgener7244]

I love how Stewie is just coloring and being brutally honest with her, even though that she’s ignoring him

[@annafowdy]

Stewie says everything I wish I could say to those who vent to me.