All Sorts ... coconut? Good. Cheap licorice? Nope. Nope. Nope.
@wadechilds66715 ай бұрын
I'll throw All Sorts into the trash all sorting day long, but it will be a cold day in Hell before I turn down a plain M&M.
@eddstarr21855 ай бұрын
Can't stand All Sorts, and you can't give them away!
@mikeboyce215 ай бұрын
I'd take any kind of m&m over allsorts. Allsorts are nasty.
@teelore45775 ай бұрын
Well me and you are COMPLETELY indifferent on this. I, love, plain M&M's. As a matter of fact I hate M&M's with shit in them. Now as far as All Sorts, I have never heard of those but, they look nasty.
@planescaped5 ай бұрын
"Paul, your father is in danger" Considering how often these dudes are waving the barrel of loaded shotguns over each other with their fingers on the trigger, as well as running around and nearly slipping, I think they're all in danger...
@wolfshanze59805 ай бұрын
I actually thought about Gun Safety multiple times throughout the movie. I'm a defender of the 2nd Amendment, but not for these guys!
@guthax305 ай бұрын
@@wolfshanze5980Yeah only sane people with training should own 'em. i think there should be a required safety course and a required amount of range time to get your concealed carry personally. Home defense should be decently unregulated obviously but no one should be carrying without training. just my dumb opinion lol.
@AnikMonette5 ай бұрын
Okay, I'm tipsy and I was wondering if I was seeing things but good to see I'm not crazy. These people are dangerous to each other. Also was about to comment on the world the characters are evolving in but I'm happy Mark said it made no sense(and not just cuz it jumps from winter to spring but because from shot to shot they're in entirely different settings)😂
@BarryHart-xo1oy5 ай бұрын
You are so right.
@jaredoliver93475 ай бұрын
pauls dad would be DCP's worst client. If I found my son escaped from bord approaching me in forrest id fold up trippin
@jdbr26305 ай бұрын
I take pride in having the movie poster from this atrocity
@TheCatBilbo5 ай бұрын
This is akin to a war crime...😮
@jdbr26305 ай бұрын
@@TheCatBilbo I have it safely secured in a crate so that it can be properly studied by top men
@tadpolegaming45105 ай бұрын
@paulabbey6835that's what "top men" means
@burtknighten44385 ай бұрын
@@jdbr2630top...men...
@HelenRock0025 ай бұрын
“Did you ever have a teacher like that?” I had a whole school of them, the principal was some kind of narcissistic looney. On her birthday, she dressed up like a queen and halted classes for all the kids to come and bow down to her as she walked by. I am not kidding.
@russbennett54705 ай бұрын
How the hell did she get away with that?
@HelenRock0025 ай бұрын
@@russbennett5470 I wish I knew. Luckily I didn’t return to that school after that year.
@J.G.Wentworth694205 ай бұрын
Fake gay
@planescaped5 ай бұрын
In elementary school I had a teacher who would frequently quote Mormon scripture to the class as if it were fact, and I remember calling her out in front of all the kids (though kid me didn't think of it that way) saying I thought she wasn't supposed to do that and I would legitimately ask her "why" quite often, as she'd say things in lessons that didn't sound right and without offering any explanation other than 'I told you so' which I felt wasn't a valid answer for a school setting. Probably because she was constantly just making shit up. She then went on to make my life hell, and constantly made me a scapegoat for anything and everything, trying to get me expelled. I can also recall her complaining loudly to another teacher once that she wasn't allowed to spank or cane kids anymore. Real nice psychopath that lady...
@gregoryl.levitre97595 ай бұрын
@@russbennett5470 are you new to Earth? Public schools are where loonies go to make kids loony.
@bensneb3605 ай бұрын
Bigfoot looks like a mix between a caveman and a mug shot
@BGNOLA5 ай бұрын
He likes rock n roll; I see a lot of Sabbath 8 tracks in his cave
@ickyelf94725 ай бұрын
A mugman.
@BGNOLA5 ай бұрын
What band does Bigfoot like? Would've been a good poll
@BarryHart-xo1oy5 ай бұрын
He reminds me a little bit of Andre the Giant.
@Pocketrocket-pj1us5 ай бұрын
I agree! Although in between those two, I would add, A Missing Link! Either way, I'm guessing many children improved their cardio that day, as they leapt to their feet and ran from the movie theatre, Screaming at the top of their Lungs. They kept running and if you beleive some local legends. 'They ran all the way to Boggy Creek and apologised to the Creature from that there swamp.' Cheers from Montreal P..S. If you haven't already seen it. 'The Legend of Boggy Creek' Is a film that does justice to the Bigfoot Legend and is actually creepy at times. Just don't expect a standard horror film. It's ....something else. There were two sequels. One of which, was riffed on, by MST3K. It's one of their funniest episodes. In my opinion, at the very Least. Take care
@freakyzed84675 ай бұрын
This movie is actually a prequel to the first Dune movie. Paul Atredies recieves a warning not to go to Arakis as his dad will be in danger.
@bankstanks12305 ай бұрын
Is this true ?
@wolfshanze59805 ай бұрын
His dad HAS to go to Arakis... Paul going or not going has nothing to do with his dad's demise, but if he didn't go, he'd never be the Kwisatz Haderach.
@sonofedis4 ай бұрын
This was one of Paul's visions while on Arakis, made into a whole movie
@mg1342mg4 ай бұрын
@@bankstanks1230 It's true in both senses. This is a Dune prequel, and Paul's father was indeed in trouble. ffs.
@GoADHDGo5 ай бұрын
Cowboy hat? Check. White t-shirt? Check. Sweater? Check. Zip up jacket? Check. Red hoodie? Check. Using a belt to hold it all together instead of the zippers is what kind of fashion? Czech.
@HEDGE10115 ай бұрын
Nicely played!
@GoADHDGo5 ай бұрын
@@HEDGE1011 Thank you. Thank you. I purposely broke comedy’s “rule of 3” in honor of Mark’s tendency to drag out his comedy bits.
@kevinblessing42575 ай бұрын
Plan M&Ms can at least be used in cookies, which is their proper use.
@FanboyFlicks5 ай бұрын
That’s fair, I can see that
@KyLewin5 ай бұрын
This might be their only acceptable use, but this makes them better than All Sorts, which have no acceptable use at all.
@michaelthomas54335 ай бұрын
You can sprinkle them into popcorn also.
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub5 ай бұрын
Dairy Queen has a M&Ms option for Blizzards.
@spibbymcgoo48775 ай бұрын
Also those M&M cookie ice cream sandwiches use em and are amazing
@awhitney30635 ай бұрын
The "one good thing about this movie" is the MST3K commentary that makes this movie easily one of the best reboot episodes on Netflix. It has just the right amount of bizarre and low budget with child actors that makes MST3k pure gold.
@rincon27weirdoG5 ай бұрын
I was just about to comment that show! One of the best mst3k episode
@Gusweb985 ай бұрын
Not a lot of people are big on the reboot (I enjoy it a lot personally), but we can all agree that Cry Wilderness is one of the best that came out of the reboot
@spatchmo69385 ай бұрын
The Cry Wilderness episode is easily among my favorite episodes, especially of the Netflix era. Along with Carnival Magic and Mac and Me
@TyroneDeise5 ай бұрын
BANG!
@EarthboundX5 ай бұрын
I love the ending song riff they do for the movie in that ep, easily some of the darkest jokes MST3K have ever made, lol. A whole riff/song about the singer killing themselves.
@katsrebro46845 ай бұрын
When the list of fairytales includes " good things happen to good people" and I feel that extra spicy strong in my chest, I just nod and laugh. Well played, Mark. Too real. 😂
@triggeredcat1205 ай бұрын
“Mom can we watch Harry and the Hendersons?” “We already have Harry and the Hendersons at home.” Harry and the Hendersons at home:
@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits5 ай бұрын
Haha
@benhislop14585 ай бұрын
Your question about that teacher, I remember, but it wasn’t as a kid, it was during college: I took a figure drawing class as part of my Graphic Design minor, and the teacher took every chance he got to call me out as the weakest student in the class, and didn’t even give me any advice on how to get better.
@eduardopena58935 ай бұрын
I had a social studies teacher in middle school who was this enormous blob of a woman and she wore giant paisley print dresses all the time. Every day in class she would call me names and tell me how terrible I was. It got to the point where she would insult me, I would insult her back and then she'd send me to the office. The Vice Principal was a joke, he never listened to anything and he would assign me lunch detention all the time. After about the 10th time I told him to stick it and to suspend me instead, because I am not going to go to lunch detention for this crap. He looked at me like he saw a ghost. I told him I was tired of him NEVER listening to anything and that this wasn't my fault. So finally the principal sat with me. He told me he looked over everything, that I was a good student, even in this woman's class, and that I never got in trouble with any other teacher, so why was I being sent to the office so much? I explained everything to him and he said, "I've known her for over 20 years, she can be a difficult person to get along with. It sounds like to me if she never says anything like that to you, you have no reason to say anything back." I said, "EXACTLY." So he had me stay in his office for the next three days for her class only, he would get all the work from her class that I would need, and have a chat with her. I didn't get detention or anything. Finally when I returned to the class, this teacher never spoke ill of me ever again. Problem solved. This woman made me HATE school. I never wanted to go because I knew I would have to deal with her.
@benhislop14585 ай бұрын
@@eduardopena5893 I reported my teacher to one of his superiors, but since that superior wasn’t in charge of the department, he couldn’t do anything. When I graduated, I sent him an email saying I hope I wouldn’t have to see him again.
@planescaped5 ай бұрын
@@eduardopena5893 I had a teacher like that in elementary school who made me the scapegoat too, although mine was a hyper-Mormon nutjob who'd proselytize to the 4th graders.
@eduardopena58935 ай бұрын
@@planescaped Sorry to hear that. Middle school is already a trying enough time for kids. Especially me since I moved just at the end of elementary school and didn't know many kids. I didn't have many friends yet, you have puberty kicking in, and plenty of the other kids are picking on each other. I didn't need the teacher piling on, too. She didn't do it to other kids as far as I know. So begs the question, why me? My Mom could only guess that maybe I remind her of somebody she doesn't like. Maybe she had a son she couldn't control and was taking it out on me for whatever reason. It got to the point where I was really wishing ill on this lady, and I know how wrong that is, but she made my day Hell every day for most of the year.
@eduardopena58935 ай бұрын
@@dos3622 That is really tough. Here you went for extra help, which is a big step for a kid, and instead of help you got insults instead and no help. I bet that set you back even more. My nephew is currently struggling in math and specifically adding and subtracting fractions. He has an attention issue. He's smart enough to do the steps, but he doesn't remember the steps so he can't figure them out. And one thing people that have poor attention hate most is doing something they see as pointless and boring over and over again. Unfortunately, repetition is the one of the best ways to remember. I am trying to figure out a fun and easier way for him to remember the steps, like a Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally thing. I wrote him an illustrated guide on the steps, with cartoon characters making faces and one that carries the remainder, thinking that might make him laugh a bit.
@DiGiTyDarKMaN5 ай бұрын
I've cried in the wilderness a few times, so I think I can relate.
@theguilloriousmind58324 ай бұрын
Don't be so selfish. Let wilderness cry in you every once in a while.
@jacobhamblin18805 ай бұрын
LOL! Did I just see a scene clip of a man choking a raccoon!? I already need to watch this movie.
@samholdsworth4205 ай бұрын
That guys gonna get assassinated ny the racoon federation
@timbeaton50455 ай бұрын
@@samholdsworth420Was just waiting for Groot to turn up and throw him out of the window.
@dsfisher5 ай бұрын
The Animal Abuse in this film is so horrific, the kitchen scene with the raccoons is terrible and genuinely hard to even watch. What were they THINKING??
@a-nus3 ай бұрын
jfc grow up
@ginidontthinkso4282Ай бұрын
Caring about animal treatment has nothing to do with immaturity. Also in the racoon scene that kid really got bit by the racoon. Like damn everyone getting messed up
@BGNOLA5 ай бұрын
I can't believe it came out in 1987; it looks and feels like a 70s "kiddie matinee" movie, ala Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
@PoesRaven735 ай бұрын
I don’t stand for no one talking smack about Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. That’s a serious contender above Gone With the Wind!
@wolfshanze59805 ай бұрын
You must not be old enough to remember proper 1970s matinee movies... they're nothing like this one. As someone who grew up in both the 70s and 80s, I can most certainly say this feels far more 80s than 70s. The atire alone... not a single bell-bottom to be found.
@BGNOLA5 ай бұрын
@@wolfshanze5980 I;m old enough to remember the 70s; yeah, it's not so much the 70s fashion wise, but the subject matter and overall tone is very 70s (I'm reminded of The Wilderness Family)
@MrJohndoakes5 ай бұрын
It feels weirdly Italian to me, maybe due to the audio feeling dubbed.
@BarryHart-xo1oy5 ай бұрын
I know what you mean.
@djvoid15 ай бұрын
"Help me Paul... Help me... " That may have been the worst line delivery I've ever heard
@spaghettisultan54845 ай бұрын
Track of the Moon Beast did it better
@zmbdog4 ай бұрын
And it sounded like it came from deeper in the cave.
@Iphideen5 ай бұрын
I don't think that dog is longing for the embrace of death but rather has already met it and somehow come on thw other side.
@CheeseCircus5 ай бұрын
Why does Bigfoot look like the Outlaw Biker of the Apocalypse from Raising Arizona?
@BarryHart-xo1oy5 ай бұрын
Hey,you’re right-he does look a lot like the outlaw biker from “Raising Arizona”.
@basilbaby76784 ай бұрын
Did the kid have a Squatch tattoo? Maybe this film has more subtext than we realized?
@davidhouston64755 ай бұрын
When I was serving in the US Army in the early to mid 1990s MRE number 11 came with plain M&Ms and that numbered MRE was quite popular.
@samholdsworth4205 ай бұрын
Mmm frankfurters
@toweypat5 ай бұрын
One time in 1996 a friend of mine in ROTC gave me an MRE so I could see what Army life was about. It contained a pack of M&Ms with "proud sponsor of the 1988 Olympics" on the package.
@toweypat5 ай бұрын
Between this movie and "D.B. Cooper Vs. Bigfoot", I never would have thought it was so difficult to make an interesting movie about sasquatch. And I am disappointed--I hoped to see Mark dressed up as Bigfoot when he inserted himself into the movie!
@DavidLLambertmobile5 ай бұрын
The Man Who Killed Adolf Hitler & Big Foot is awful too. The bizarre part is this low budget film has major, well known actors.
@KasumiKenshirou5 ай бұрын
@@DavidLLambertmobile Hitler killed Bigfoot before he killed himself? "The more I hear about this Hitler guy, the more I don't like him!" -- Norm Macdonald.
@jamesbest90385 ай бұрын
My three year old loves M&Ms. He calls them “nem nems”.
@baxterwilson3685 ай бұрын
21:00 “Am I almost done? Godammit! Okay…” 😂
@milliman45 ай бұрын
I love how it's still just called "the show" after all these years
@SammyPfoten955 ай бұрын
You know what would've completely saved this boring movie ? Pulling an M. Knight Shyamalan twist at the end showing that Paul either dreamed it all up, is insane and sitting in a padded cell hallucinating it all, or being in a coma and imagining it all... That would've explained his weird behavior and the coincidences and the plotholes and inconsistencies in the movie as well
@ravenlord45 ай бұрын
The only cool thing about the movie is that it is based on actual events.
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub5 ай бұрын
A kid discovering his dad was a furry? (With dramatic license taken).
@glorygloryholeallelujah5 ай бұрын
A big game hunter choked out a raccoon in real life?
@planescaped5 ай бұрын
It's based on all those piles of trash you find in the woods clearly.
@titanjakob10565 ай бұрын
@@glorygloryholeallelujahwho would hurt trash panda? despicable
@glorygloryholeallelujah5 ай бұрын
@@titanjakob1056 exactly. Such a shameful world. 🤣
@reignfire855 ай бұрын
I actually think the painted poster looks fairly decent, but yeah, it can't save this film. Best Bigfoot film (that's a family film) will always be Harry & the Hendersons.
@marinewife033115 ай бұрын
I love that I made it so my name is in the credits twice lol Do the movie "death house" it's the biggest cast of horror icons in a horrible and embarrassing movie
@DavidLLambertmobile5 ай бұрын
I opt for "Tip Toes" ... or Back Country 🐻 . Spoiler 0, nothing shown in the film poster, art takes place in the film! 😏
@SkipperDan11385 ай бұрын
The museum scene was shot in San Diego. That’s the natural history museum here
@dos36225 ай бұрын
Is that bigfoot statue still there?
@KasumiKenshirou5 ай бұрын
@@dos3622 I thought it was pretty clear there never WAS a statue. It was a guy in a Bigfoot suit attempting to stand still.
@SavLzt5 ай бұрын
Allsorts are worse, liquorice is the devil's candy.
@Nirual5 ай бұрын
Nah, that’s Circus Peanuts. 😂
@paulst15 ай бұрын
I know many people will say it's just a matter of personal preference, but liquorice is objectively terrible. Thank you for speaking the truth.
@daveswinfield5 ай бұрын
My kids once got a kit for Play Dough. It made little candies that looked like Allsorts. Their dumb auntie came over one day and helped herself to one of them. She ate it. 😮 She complained that the candies had been out too long. Not being able to distinguish between licorice and paste and Play Dough tells you everything you need to know about Allsorts
@planescaped5 ай бұрын
I'd take allsorts over plain m&m's any day. @daveswinfield That is hilarious though
@davidsheriff92745 ай бұрын
@@daveswinfieldIt also tells you everything you need to know about your kids aunt🤪
@KasumiKenshirou5 ай бұрын
I can't believe Quentin Tarantino has never directed a Bigfoot movie.
@BGNOLA5 ай бұрын
I googled it and saw that the screenwriter did The Big Combo, which is considered a film noir classic
@BGNOLA5 ай бұрын
You know what film noir needed more of? BIGFOOT.
@thecolourfulpill5 ай бұрын
A serious movie about looking for a murdered... Ending with Bigfoot being the culprit?? Honestly, that would be an amazing story.
@BGNOLA5 ай бұрын
@@thecolourfulpill The Big(foot) Combo
@basilbaby76784 ай бұрын
Spielberg wrote E.T. under the same script confines. I never liked E.T. either…
@Randomcomicsfrommyspinne-xt5kq5 ай бұрын
As usual, I have to say "Welcome back TO the show" in sync with you. It's fun. Also, I have to say thanks for another great episode!
@mcv21785 ай бұрын
Ooh, Imma start doing that - thanks for the idea!
@ncapone875 ай бұрын
I always hit like in sync to that
@GoADHDGo5 ай бұрын
Always do… unless he’s wearing a suit, then it’s “TO the program.”
@MrAlsachti5 ай бұрын
@16:12 Bigfoot teaming up with the tiger to kidnap the deer, now that's a movie I want to watch!
@toweypat5 ай бұрын
The perfect crime.
@ptrgreeny5 ай бұрын
I haven't even watched the video yet....and the singing of closing song is already playing in my head. Singer sounded like he was trying to sell me a pickup truck or an IBS drug. Another forgotten "classic" I saw somewhere...and thought I'd erased from my memory. Thanks Mark...ALWAYS look forward to your videos! It raining here today, so you made my afternoon!
@sandspider2475 ай бұрын
Directed by a Coen!!! But it's like the step-brother of the real Coen brothers lol
@BGNOLA5 ай бұрын
Their cousin Irving, the dentist who thought he could be the big director all of the sudden?
@KasumiKenshirou5 ай бұрын
That's kind of how Bill Murray got tricked into being in the Garfield movies.
@radubalea42305 ай бұрын
The tiger scenes in this movie are nothing compared to the ones featured in the new blockbuster released by Neil Breen.
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub5 ай бұрын
Either Neil is completely self aware of how awful his movies are, or he's lost his mind. (Possibly both).
@skfalpink1235 ай бұрын
That was my favorite film growing up. I watched it fourteen times back-to-back, and still have the VHS tape of it. Even now, thinking about the end of the film, fills my eyes with tears
@RichardPFranklin5 ай бұрын
The moment Paul started doing doughnuts around the bobcat, I started rooting for the wilderness and lamenting the fact that his father wasn't trigger-happy when Paul emerged from behind the tree. Kids like that are annoying as hell. 'Oh, he's such an active child!' No, he's a nuisance and a thorn in everyone's side that can hardly be tolerated for more than 5 minutes at a time.
@chrisdulles5 ай бұрын
I was hoping the bobcat's mother would show up and do what comes natural
@trentlytle72895 ай бұрын
"Where the Wild Things Aren't"
@taoofjester41135 ай бұрын
I had a teacher that made up his own aystem of grading. Instead of A B C D F, he had like a check mark, check mark with a plus, and so on. Every single test he had to write what the grade he gave us actually was in terms we could understand. He did this for 30 years. Every year, multiple times a year, he had to tell the class what their grade was with that chart. People dropped acid to het through his class. But props to him for sticking to his weird grading system. He also curved it hard. Getting two out of three questions right was really good, in his mind, so that was an A.
@HEDGE10115 ай бұрын
I had an old hippie teacher in graduate school that used fruit stickers on papers and exams and you had no idea what they meant. I’d get a bunch of grapes stuck to my paper, the girl next to me would get an orange. Just…what? This was in a class named “Research Methods and Statistics”. In the end I got an A, but still disagree with the grapefruit I got on my midterm.
@planescaped5 ай бұрын
@@HEDGE1011I disagree with grapefruits in general.
@YouTube-tied5 ай бұрын
The most memorable "grade" I ever got was on a failed test in junior high, probably math, and instead of a letter grade, the teacher wrote NO!!!(underlined too) in big red Sharpie on the front page and handed it to me while he was giving us back our papers. I'm pretty sure he held it up for a second before he gave it to me so the rest of the class could appreciate it too. No need though, me and my buddies laughed our asses off and told the rest of the class anyways. I got mileage off that story for the rest of my school days btw. A badge of honor, of sorts
@YouTube-tied5 ай бұрын
Even Jesse Pinkman got a red Sharpie scold from Mr. White in chemistry class but there was also an actual grade with it, F- I think.
@aaronmaas225 ай бұрын
You mean he curved your grade to a check plus.
@mrantao15 ай бұрын
When mark says “good things happen to good people” that cut me deep
@toadynamite81415 ай бұрын
But there are no good people, no not 1
@The_Daveney5 ай бұрын
I remember seeing this on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and laughing at how bad it looked.
@chrisdulles5 ай бұрын
I love how the kid showed his teacher a necklace he got from Bigfoot and expected him to actually accept that as proof that he exists.
@meister94165 ай бұрын
I truly believe that Paul's dad and Big Foot are the same person
@Mojo_Jojo_0012 ай бұрын
That explains a LOT
@davidhouston64755 ай бұрын
A movie can be bad but I still enjoy it but what is unforgivable is if the movie is bad plus boring.
@TheCatBilbo5 ай бұрын
Even better: bad, boring & HUGELY expensive - the triumvirate of film success...
@bunchamp855 ай бұрын
Mark looked genuinely sad when that kid called him dumb, good acting!
@seanduncan39585 ай бұрын
Your clips brighten my day, man. I appreciate your humor and your editing. Have seen such huge improvment in both and they keep getting better.
@direktive45 ай бұрын
'bigfoot? you taught yourself english?'
@Stevenisbelieven5 ай бұрын
Having tried both English Smarties and M&Ms, I can say without question, M&Ms are dog turds by comparison. Smarties have creamy chocolate inside, while M&Ms have some sort of brown clay that should not be consumed unless surrounded by baked cookie dough.
@SlapstickGenius235 ай бұрын
Even our Aussie M&M’s are dogturds too.
@SomeNativeOfficial5 ай бұрын
14:29 I choked on my coffee I was drinking, was not ready for that 😂
@MegaJackpinesavage5 ай бұрын
"No one knows what it's like // to be the Bad Man // to be the Sad Man // behind blue eyes..." Looks like Old Blues Eyes reincarnated into a Sasquatch.... please pass the remote.
@ronanjenkins23235 ай бұрын
Holy moly, this movie is insane. I'm really looking forward to this episode!!
@JaceDanielFilms5 ай бұрын
My school had a VHS of this when I was a kid, no idea why, but we watched it once. Even as a small child with no concept of "good" or "bad" movies, they were all just movies to me, I knew something about this was... insidious. One thing I remember that one of the actors was credited as Joe Fuzz... IDK why that's funny to me because that isn't his real name.
@bradencampbell4645 ай бұрын
Well, would you use your real name for this drek? Or even a good pseudonym?
@TanzDerSchatten14 күн бұрын
Every Christmas morning, my kids and I go out on the front porch and yell "Wilderness!"
@thereare4lights1375 ай бұрын
Did not know Mark was Canadian until he mentioned the smarties!
@DavidLLambertmobile5 ай бұрын
Mark's mentioned it a few times, 🇨🇦 over the last 4yr or so.
@planescaped5 ай бұрын
I'm sore-ey... *WHAT!?* How did you not realize!?
@thereare4lights1375 ай бұрын
I haven't seen all of his videos, hence why I was surprised when he brought it up.
@treyliles1175 ай бұрын
Great video as always Mark. I can't wait to see you do one on Neil Breen's latest movie.
@davidsheriff92745 ай бұрын
Yes , it's a sequel to Twisted Pair called Cade, The Tortured Crossing. I don't know if Mark is going to do it,he might be a little burnt out on Neil Breen, I mean, what's left to say?
@treyliles1175 ай бұрын
@@davidsheriff9274 true, but it has been 4 years since Mark did the Twisted Pair review.
@C.V3175 ай бұрын
Can we just say all of this was because of some sort of gas leak at Paul’s school, and he was hallucinating all of it while the teacher humored him to keep the school from closing down?
@Vikingmetal825 ай бұрын
"No horror scenes" and then they gave the kid that spine-chilling haircut....
@sirtalkalotdoolittle5 ай бұрын
I got Mac and Me vibes from this movie.
@caucasoidape88385 ай бұрын
At least that movie is funny bad.
@KasumiKenshirou5 ай бұрын
The kid in that one actually DID get shot (in the original edit on the Japanese video tape).
@TanzDerSchatten14 күн бұрын
Both movies made for fantastic episodes of MST3k.
@glennledrew83475 ай бұрын
Mark, You are a KZbin treasure. I hope you never run out of dross to diss! And may your fortunes soar! 😊
@daveywavey38535 ай бұрын
Harry and the Hendersons was just so good that all other bigfoot movies seem terrible in comparison.
@BadTimeBabble5 ай бұрын
One of the realist and most honest depictions of a big foot ever committed to film.
@chrisrowley80525 ай бұрын
Being a Brit , as soon as you said about plain M & M's I automatically thought "If only they were Smarties" 😂
@BigTownBrum5 ай бұрын
The orange ones are the best.
@kutter_ttl67865 ай бұрын
Do you eat the red ones last?
@TheCatBilbo5 ай бұрын
@@kutter_ttl6786You monster!
@grimace42575 ай бұрын
Loves a smartie me
@thenerdsentertainmentchann79225 ай бұрын
Oh, hi Mark!
@BenjaminGessel3 ай бұрын
This feels like a “famwie” movie that keeps running into itself, like a guy stepping on a rake and the rake handle whacking him in the face. Over and over again… Of course, they forgot to include Smoky the Bear and the need to put out forest fires, along with Yogi Bear and Boo Boo, and, I dunno, maybe Baloo and Bagheera. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
@erichunting81755 ай бұрын
This movie played at the theater I worked at. They hired a guy in a Bigfoot suit to greet people and hand out posters.
@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits5 ай бұрын
Haha they don’t do stuff like that anymore (that I see)
@mikestansbury25105 ай бұрын
have you watched R.O.T.O.R yet? first 5 minutes and some girl dies, or is supposed to be dead and she's sitting there breathing and looking around. pretty funny
@davidhouston64755 ай бұрын
A giant furry. Well at least one community that I know about would love it😂
@Endquire5 ай бұрын
I had a girlfriend whose mother would buy frozen fruits of the forest pies. For some reason, it would become friends of the forest in my head, and then, I would imagine that it was full of fairies, pixies, elves, etcetera. A slice of pie that had little limbs and wings sticking out, maybe little hats and tiny shoes. I was always sad that it was just full of fruit and whatever corporate additives.
@cargo_vroom97295 ай бұрын
20:33 "Help me Paul, help me" had my dying. That reverb and delivery makes it sound like it should be God speaking to Moses from the Burning Bush or something.
@umbrellacorp.5 ай бұрын
9:26 He's eating a Raccoon.🦝 14:29 No, you're dumb.🥺 16:38 Don't call me dumb.😌 My God this is a modern Marvel movie. ☹️
@thecolourfulpill5 ай бұрын
That bobcat is getting abbandoned so quickly 😭😭. It looked so confused, too...
@frankenjstein93715 ай бұрын
Those scenes pissed me off. I wouldn't even act like that around a housecat let alone a wild cat.
@planescaped5 ай бұрын
I mean, it's clearly a tamed one they got from a petting zoo. A wild one would have gtfo'd, or at least had it's ears back and shredded that kid's hand when he reached for it. lol
@toweypat5 ай бұрын
It's a myth that animals will abandon offspring that have human scent on it. But that kid definitely was a jerk to that poor cat.
@TheWyldesidewithEricClark4 ай бұрын
"Paul has been sent here by Bigfoot to save his father's life" is how I will henceforth introduce any friend named Paul to anyone else.
@DonaldCupit5 ай бұрын
Mark, I always look forward to your videos. You're one of my top 5 on KZbin.
@tkonrathmoura5 ай бұрын
when your mom says “we have ‘Stranger Things’ at home”
@jzbreezio5 ай бұрын
I was eating Jacks links beef jerky while watching this in tribute to bigfoot sasquatch
@manjuomjugtawat79085 ай бұрын
Everytime i see a new video on this channel.....no matter how my day is going....i can just feel a smile on my face.😊Thank you so much Mark for making my day(its night here in india rn but still.....u get the point)
@Bills_Place5 ай бұрын
Peanut M&Ms *USED* to be good, before they cut the budget for quality control and now every bag I get has a few burnt peanuts and one that's utterly rotten and disgusting.
@davidromeroblaya79205 ай бұрын
"Help me, Paul. Help me." That is the most boring cry for help I ever heard in my life.
@chrisdulles5 ай бұрын
The rock and roll Bigfoot part needed some Mark playing electric guitar and wearing sunglasses and a headband
@keithw4535 ай бұрын
I already upvoted this before even watching, does that make me a liar or optimistic?
@LaineyBug20205 ай бұрын
My M&M Holy Triumvirate is Peanut Butter, Crispy and Caramel. Getting a handful of all 3 takes you straight to heaven!
@Jameywells7772 ай бұрын
I also think Red Hawk is Nude under the Blanket around Him while the Animals are tethered to that weird pile of logs is very disturbing
@bleuefish5 ай бұрын
I got to see this on the big screen and live riffed by Jonah Ray, Hampton Yount, and Baron Vaughn as part of a comedy festival, with lines from MST3k, but ad-libbed, blue, and not in character or with the satellite of love or the robot pal puppets. The MST3K reboot had just hit maybe a month earlier so this movie was quite unknown still. I can't even imagine trying to watch this unriffed. You're a brave soul, Mark. Love your work but be careful. A movie this bad really can rot your brain
@smedlap87895 ай бұрын
You need to team up with Rifftracks. I know that will never happen but a guy can have dreams, can't he? 🤣
@Dougiejoe865 ай бұрын
Another great show. Appreciate you
@Whiteshell2045 ай бұрын
*I was quite shocked to learn this wasn't a Canadian Produced movie....it has that vibe almost like an episode of The Littlest Hobo* 🙃
@TheRogueWolf5 ай бұрын
I like how the entire group just accepts this mesh-shirt-wearing maniac as a US Marshal completely on his own say-so without demanding _any_ sort of identification.
@DavidLLambertmobile5 ай бұрын
He would not be a Dep US Marshal. USMS . Maybe US Fish & Wildlife. Or NPS Park Ranger: law enforcement 🚔 . BLM; Bureau of Land Mgmt has a LE section too 🕵🏼♂️
@chrisdulles5 ай бұрын
Maybe he did? Only part of the movie is shown
@michaelpodlisk54815 ай бұрын
I feel sad for the bobcat now, that kid is annoying af
@StevenRogers-hw9dj5 ай бұрын
I'll take plain M&Ms over peanut M&Ms every time, but caramel M&Ms are the best.
@maniacaldude5 ай бұрын
I've never tried caramel M&Ms, but I do love peanut butter and dark chocolate varieties.
@glorygloryholeallelujah5 ай бұрын
I want a buddy-cop movie about Bigfoot and the tiger….
@tadpolegaming45105 ай бұрын
Bro that username 😂
@glorygloryholeallelujah5 ай бұрын
@@tadpolegaming4510 😁👍
@choosetolivefree5 ай бұрын
I love that you take crappy movies and allow us to get entertainment from them
@RobbieLugos5 ай бұрын
2:07 I’m still baffled the movie turned out this terribly. My Neighbor Totoro had no violence, sex, profanity, or horror scenes, and it’s considered one of the best animated movies ever made.
@benjaminyates78895 ай бұрын
Wow, they took out a lot when they riffed this on MST3K, i didnt remember the desert shots or the kid yelling at the animals
@gregsvlogshow5 ай бұрын
Looks like they filmed most of this at Griffith park in LA, they use the old Los Angeles abandoned zoo
@markiangooley5 ай бұрын
Hooray for the TMZ? Most of it wasn’t shot in or near LA, though, judging by the locations given by IMdB.
@gregsvlogshow5 ай бұрын
@markiangooley The part where they discover the weird structure with caves. That is the old zoo in Griffith park Regardless what anybody says.
@crushert3 ай бұрын
So Bigfoot knows the boy's dad is in danger, but needs the boy to come tell him that he himself is in danger.
@itsjayden800222 күн бұрын
Peanut Butter M&Ms is peak candy. After I tried those for the first time I couldn’t go back to eating the regular kind.
@TheCatBilbo5 ай бұрын
This seems to be a film about traumatising animals, more than anything. Was anyone else hoping that a serial killer would find Paul, as he skipped through the wilderness? Okay, shorter film...but worth it.
@JamesGriffinSpiteHouse5 ай бұрын
Trying to find a person in a random location in the wilderness of Western North America without using GPS? Piece of cake!