Bruce Willis can't see RED

[@FanboyFlicks]

TEAM EAT CRUSTS

[@ninjaguava]

In the USA, we put hot dogs in crusts in hopes they will be eaten. But crusts are good enough. Yay crust!

[@Thatonegirl989]

FanboyFlicks I love pizza crusts. I’m the only one in my friend group though lol

[@Julian-hg2zk]

Definitely Crusts

[@GoatPopsicle]

Who wastes the crusts?

[@CasperTheCoolCat]

Best part

[@drudle]

Of course he never realized Rose was suspicious: there were RED flags everywhere and we all know how that goes.

[@petervlcko4858]

:D

[@jasi5534]

lol

[@fangofsilver5537]

Nice one🤭

[@danielflandez5223]

Bravo. 🥇

[@eddixon2015]

Reading this comment halfway into a sip of water was nearly a disastrous choice

[@westonwhite3402]

I was disappointed that you chose to just wear a normal plan black shirt in this video

[@TheDing1701]

Hahahaha! Nice!

[@wickedlester5320]

Damn you beat me to it.

[@todoratanasov8513]

It is 10 years old shirt.

[@evilbob840]

It took me way too long to get the joke. So now you get a thumbs up from me.

[@insanejughead]

It's two shades of black, c'mon.

[@TheClax123]

Your Comedy is hitting it's prime now. The best moments are when you just go off the cuff and speak your mind not following a script too hard.

[@s3dchr]

*its

[@Chapstick159]

It’s those snarky remarks that make him funby

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pause at 1:29...UFO?

[@CrackingCody]

My brother is one of those crust heathens that refuses to eat it. Sometimes he even leaves a bit of the pizza so he doesn't accidentally eat crust. A true psychopath.

[@ro4eva]

I can tell you guys are close.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I eat crusts 🍕. I like garlic knots, sticks too but I rarely get them.

[@Lucky_Chase]

l bet he hides remotes, and leaves lights on in random parts of the house. Real sick stuff,

[@planescaped]

My father doesn't eat the crust... and orders breadsticks. I've never called him out on it. He'd just say he "doesn't need all that dough" while I make the Jackie Chan meme face.

[@katsuramatsumoto3727]

Maybe he needs therapy.

[@armyoftodd2693]

The whole talking to himself thing was just practice for Sin City

[@udonsei5216]

Heart condition. Angina, he calls it.

[@cr0-okedglasses814]

13:54 Princess Leia and the Marshmallow Man: the shipping we never thought we wanted, and yet never wanted to see.

[@novakrabby]

If he did it with Leia and Jabba the hut I would have annoyed like hell until he releases a full lenght recreation of the film

[@lincthomas7178]

??

[@devodavis6747]

Shipping? 🙍

[@lincthomas7178]

@@devodavis6747 if ya just wanna add sauce, go right ahead, the tacos will thank u

[@skylx0812]

Its accurate to the amount of Dupont plastics that were in Willis' hair.

[@chrisbowden8060]

More proof that no Hollywood screenwriter has ever handled a nailgun. Shit like that drives me nuts. As the son of a man who has shot himself with a nailgun multiple times, they don't work like that. You have to press the nailgun up against a surface. If you fire a nailgun at someone from across a room they will just be annoyed as they harmlessly plink off and hit the floor. I know this isn't the biggest problem with this movie but damn. Every single movie with a nailgun does this.

[@kabutops87]

lethal weapon 2 at least did it right if i remember

[@jodi2847]

But...but it's a GUN! Bullet gun shoot bullet, nail gun shoot nail!

[@blidrob]

Especially when they're not attached to a compressor or gas canister!

[@PandaEatsPlanetEarth]

Yeah but this is a 90's nailgun

[@tieck4408]

Please Hollywood discover the Ramset .22 cal blank powered hammer as replacement.

[@joedont9307]

I remember my dad watching this when I was a kid, I stood in the shadows of the hallway and watched it secretly.. best movie of my young life!!

[@thedude5295]

Jane March should have been in every single movie ever made during my childhood.

[@davidromeroblaya7920]

"How they decide who sits on the baseball glove chair? There must be a system..." Gladiatorial combat, probably.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

I now have *that* music from Star Trek running through my head.

[@SpockLover27]

@@andrewgwilliam4831 Same.

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pause at 1:29...UFO?

[@Thatonegirl989]

I watched RED the other night and I thought you were going to talk about that movie

[@Rosesquirrel]

It's truly tragic, everytime Bruce Willis tries to watch his own performance in a pretty good action flick from 2008, the disk is damaged.

[@strangerofthe2067]

Retired Erectile Dysfunction

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pause at 1:29...UFO?

[@KatieeBug445]

I felt connected to you on a spiritual level during the rant about pizza crusts. I know people who order breadsticks and don't eat crust and it makes me so angry.

[@TheVoojooze]

When I hear Mark utter the words "and this sequence makes absolutely no sense" I feel like it's Christmas morning and I'm about to open a glorious gift.

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pause at 1:29...UFO?

[@johansmallberries9874]

Ahh yes, the mid-90s post-Basic Instinct “erotic thriller”. Before the internet, kids, we had to sit through crap movies like these all because the cable tv ratings guide says “contains Nudity and strong sexual content”.

[@Tornado1994]

White Sagresso Sea is an example.

[@anikmonette2140]

I watched the sequel to Basic Instincts because of that! Most boring movie EVER!

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@Ironclaw XII That's what the slo-mo button was for

[@theblackflame4002]

A lot of people think Fatal Attraction kicked off the psycho sexy female schtick, but way back there is an Eastwood movie Play Misty for Me that started that ball rolling, except back then they made an effort to have the movie be good

[@paulpower5028]

quiet days in clichy :-/

[@blakeb106]

Then Scott Bakula stepped into the terrible movie accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in a terrible movie, playing a role that was not his own, and driven by the director to try and make this movie tolerable. His only guide on this journey is the director, a crew member only Scott can see and hear. So Scott finds himself leaping from movie to movie, Putting movieS right which Once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be to a successful prime time show.

[@melo3916]

Bravo!!!!

[@SriMJ54]

Team half-half! I eat the crust with all pizzas, except for the stuffed-crust variety. I knew this movie’s name from ahem…puberty. The recreation of the underwater scene with the action figures is brilliantly hilarious, as well as accurate haha

[@KobraSnake0813]

Thanks for all the videos! My wife and I have been watching you since we got married 5 years ago. It's great to have something to laugh at during the end of the day. I'm on a deployment and I gotta say, great way for me to unwind. Keep up the great work!

[@Shorty_Lickens]

Color of Night played frequently on HBO for about a year, usually in the wee hours of the morning. Sometimes mid afternoon on a weekday. I loved it.

[@evanward4303]

17:50 He couldn't see the flags cuz theyre... wait for it... *RED!*

[@CallMeMrRook]

Was this also why he didn't know he was a ghost?

[@NatureFactsDesk]

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

[@dudeseriously79]

@@CallMeMrRook Wait, do you have him mixed up with Patrick Swayze or am I mixed up?

[@CallMeMrRook]

@@dudeseriously79 I have a feeling you're fixated on that pottery scene?

[@dudeseriously79]

@@CallMeMrRook *bites bottom lip* na uh.

[@xBINARYGODx]

This really feels like an 80's movie, mid 80's, that somehow got made in the mid 90's. I actually think it would have worked just fine for the mid-80's, with that time period featuring the good old music video/montage thing, which would have worked for this film too. A movie born out of time.

[@gaywizard2000]

If it were the 80s , it would a) be better /more interesting b) have drug dealers, street kids, breakdancing c) robot cops

[@spankynater4242]

So it could’ve been a bad 80s movie instead? Is this what you’re saying?

[@PirateX13]

Love the “The Warriors” shirt! Great video too!

[@guida-walker-channel]

"Hey guys, welcome back TOOO the show" just never gets old and has to be my favorite opening line from anyone on YT. It needs to become a meme/gif.

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pause at 1:29...UFO?

[@inspectorspinda]

Bruce Willis was also in the movie "Red" and I though this was that movie until I read the description

[@dragonmac1234]

I thought the same thing, especially as Mark spelled it RED like the movie poster :-)

[@subraxas]

Yeah, well, I guess that he did it like this on purpose. Y'know, in order to mess up with gullible people. :-P

[@dalestrunk1749]

Yeah that’s exactly what I thought too. lol

[@dragonmac1234]

@@subraxas Lol, yeah probably :P

[@carn9507]

SAME. I thought it was 'Red'. Yeah again cos RED in capitals. :P

[@joielollis]

"We're staying in and i'm eating you out" is what I would say then wait for her reaction...

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pause at 1:29...UFO?

[@robertcaraway738]

Joie. For sure. He missed a golden opportunity

[@PerpetratorOfTruth]

I have had it with these mother-effing snakes on this mother-effing mailbox!

[@explodingnightmareproducti5612]

The comment I was looking for LOL

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pause at 1:29...UFO?

[@WockToPoland]

Every video on Mark's channel is so funny and good. It takes my mind off the lame stuff for a while, thanks Mark!

[@sirennrs]

your channel is what originally got me into the art of "so bad its good" film with your old vids on trolls and such back in the day and I just want to say thank you man. You're a legend and deserve way more subscribers!

[@anthonymaslow798]

This is the perfect movie to pick. It's so bizarre.

[@thenerdsentertainmentchann7922]

agree

[@souljastation5463]

But enjoyable: the plot is stupid but the movie has a nice noir atmosphere and the sex scenes are great (except the part where you can see Bruce's dong... or not, depending on your tastes).

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pause at 1:29...UFO?

[@franchise5000]

you outdid yourself with this one Mark. stay puft put it over the top "what kind of world do we live in where you can't collect your dead friends mail" lmfao

[@snarferyasmr3739]

Hey man, Bill just lost his friend, he needs to process the loss in his New house.

[@billyfitzgerald3442]

You may scoff, but in certain jurisdictions of the US, that's how it's done. I remember when my rich friend was brutally murdered. A cop asked me when I was planning on moving into his mansion and I said, "Um, that should go to his family." and then the cop pulled out a gun and said "You're moving in. That's the law."

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pause at 1:29...UFO?

[@nicolasdelgado5977]

The fact that Bruce was 39 and “Rose” was a 21 year old former model probably had nothing to do with him taking this roll. Lol

[@moserfugger6363]

It also could have been the other way around. ;-)

[@MicheallikeMJ]

@@moserfugger6363 It actually WAS the other way around. She wanted to be in the movie cause it was a Bruce Willis movie. "I didn't like the script at all, but it was a Bruce Willis film and I wasn't going to turn it down".

[@moserfugger6363]

@@MicheallikeMJ See, I just know 21 year old models inside and out. 😊 Thanks for the interesting informations. Greetings from Germany!

[@joetowers4804]

Neither with her landing the roll.

[@souljastation5463]

She also already did an erotic role in a JJ A. movie where she looked much younger than she actually was.

[@shannonolivas9524]

Good episode Mark! I loved the re-creation and the tangents were just the right length to not wear out their welcome. Been watching you for years now, and this was one of the most entertaining you've put out. Also, what kind of monster doesn't eat their crusts?

[@jasonraschen1109]

Oh wow! I remember when this came out. It's was suppose to be the next "Basic Instinct" and wasn't. Never saw it. Thanks for saving me time Mark!

[@toyamwarr]

I was not ready for Princess Leia and the stay puff marshmallow man.

[@conalcochranh3274]

Who is Princess Leia?

[@justinwilliam4644]

The bike ride thing with the music was awesome!!!

[@joshuabathke8557]

The Warriors, awesome shirt Mark!

[@Zexi141]

Mark, you are absolutely killing it with these videos.

[@meghanphillips3495]

14:16 now that's what call a reenactment!

[@nothing55rk]

Dude , I love this channel...very few things in life actually make me lol. This channel always makes me lol.thank you!

[@steve-o8171]

This was the period of Bruce Willis’s career after the first couple Die Hards where he must have felt he could do NO WRONG WHATSOEVER

[@LaSpatuleduFutur]

I've just had my most Meta experience with this channel : When i watch a Fanboyflicks 's video, that also means it's Pizza time, and i was literally finishing eating one with the crust....at the exact time you happened to speak about this crucial topic ! That was a very emotional moment..... Thank you Mark, for your awesome videos and your dedication about Pizza.

[@Mr_Porter]

I have never understood why people would order bread sticks or cheesy bread with their pizza. It's basically a mini pizza slice minus the toppings. That's like eating lasagna and ordering a side of spaghetti. #Carbs

[@psycosyin]

I know. My wife and kids won't eat their crusts but go crazy for the bread sticks. I, on the other hand, eat it all indiscriminately.

[@thegavinside]

In some areas of England, it's regular for a takeaway to bring you a complementary cheesy garlic bread with an order over a specific amount. i get when pizzas not on the order, but when it is, it becomes so redundant. i don't want to eat essentially a second pizza without toppings or sauce.

[@kenrickkahn]

@Axiom Steel26 I do too! I like bread sticks more over than pizza but Mr. Porter is right though..

[@conalcochranh3274]

Carbs...fuck'em.

[@ro4eva]

I like bread sticks too. Domino's and Little Caesar's mostly. But the OP has a point in that it is a lot of carbs. Very tasty ones.

[@jsnleeweks]

Haa! The Wizard of Oz and biggest front door line was perfect. Seems like you had a lot of fun with this one. Bummed I missed it til now.

[@sweetjohnny8211]

Mark! I get so happy when you come out to play!

[@4ME2DRV]

"he tries to visit the Wizard of Oz" LMAO!!!!

[@Bigandrewm]

The crust is a wonderful part of a GOOD pizza. There's some bad ones out there.

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pizza? What's that?

[@scapegoat8171]

That's right. Totally depends on the za, dude.

[@burtknighten1873]

That's true but if the crust sucks the whole thing sucks so why eat any of it

[@Weedman4201985]

Your comment about the leaf blower was awesome. I LOL'ed hard on that one :-)

[@nelsonnoname001]

Mark, I've been following you for over five years, and I gotta say - Thank you, man Know sometimes this channel can get slow, or dormant, but you're a boss for being dedicated, funny, enthusiastic, and keeping it going, making it better, constantly - Stay classy amigo!

[@020djcorsa]

On 7:49 the bloodspetter on the wall turns in to a heartkey. 😂 Thnx for the videos as always great for a laugh. 🤣👍

[@aikisteven0616]

Ah yes, the 90's glut of "erotic thrillers", all of which were neither erotic, nor had any actual thrills... We were all but swimming in them in the video store I used to work in. They rented pretty well, but nobody actually enjoyed them! If I had to think of something positive to say about this one, at least this one wasn't some Andy Sidaris direct-to-video thing with Shannon Tweed or some other used up ex-Playboy model starring... That's something, right?

[@eatatjoe]

If I had something positive to say about this trainwreck, Ritchie Dexter looks hot.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

The positive is the cast. The cast is loaded with great talent! Too bad they couldn’t salvage this flick.

[@ro4eva]

@@sydneyslaughter7163 -- Yeah, the cast was surprisingly better than expected.

[@wildman2012]

Dude, you can go off on any tangent you like, it's just hilarious!

[@sherrybell3924]

I used to work at a grocery story with an old woman who detested Bruce Willis. When you asked her why she disliked him so much all she would say is "Uhh-Uhh, Bruce Willis, nope, nope."

[@masonclark531]

I respect her fearlessness/perseverance. I hope that lady is doin’ alright

[@raydehn5565]

She has good instincts, the guy is a piece of garbage that happens to look good on film

[@queencleopatra007]

What has Bruce Willis done to make people hate him so much??

[@imaghost2961]

@@queencleopatra007Well in this movie’s case. Having his love interest be 21 (and looking like a high schooler) and him be 39. I don’t care if it’s acting or that it’s legal. I think it’s gross and wrong.

[@MidKnighToker]

the muzzle flash on the nailgun is the best

[@sakurabloomltd.8667]

"Tries to meet the Wizard of Oz and can't get past the biggest door in America." Laugh so hard at that line

[@mammuchan8923]

I think this was your best one yet Mark, Scott Bakula time travel, just 😂😂😂😂

[@txbuzzkill6276]

Do "Ordinary Magic". It's Ryan Reynolds's first movie. I tried to watch it, I couldn't hang. I only tried for Ryan Reynolds.

[@WhaleManMan]

Imagine Bruce Willis's character pulling up at a stop sign and not understanding it because it's grey and not red, and dramatically crying.

[@seanhuds229]

"So are we eating in or are you going to take me out?" Well I was thinking I could eat you..take you out I mean......

[@ro4eva]

Repent! If you want.

[@lauraolds4346]

Team eat crusts all the way! Thanks for the hilarious pool scene demonstration.

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

I wonder if Bruce Willis’ character taking over Scott Bakula’s character’s life was supposed to be a wink/nudge to the almost five years Scott spent playing a character who lived little pieces of other people’s lives. Doesn’t make this movie any better, but it’s food for thought. Now, I wonder which one of Bob’s patients was always talking to “thin air.” 💙⭐️⚓️📱⭐️💙

[@thedude5295]

Oh boy.

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

the dude I love Quantum Leap! I was almost fifteen when the Pilot Episode aired on March 26, 1989. At the time, though, I had no idea who Scott Bakula was. I was introduced to Dean Stockwell’s Child Star years when I was six, so my initial interest in the series was him! Still is, even though he sadly suffered multiple strokes and has no memory of his seven decades of film and television. 😢😢😢😢

[@kenrickkahn]

@@Lesley_RedRhody I love Quantum Leap.. I remember watching that show with my sister when we were kids..

[@unterdessen8822]

Plot twist: Bruce Willis is Al and tired of Sam's shit. When Sam gets himself killed during one mission, Al refuses to leave immediately, instead takes it as a holiday and gets himself some nice booty. Now we only have to figure out how a hologram would be able to simulate a credible erection... but on the other hand, that chick was crazy, so who cares?

[@thedude5295]

​@@Lesley_RedRhody Quantum Leap was the first show I ever remember watching every week and looking forward to. It was also the first in a very long string of series I enjoyed that had really bad endings. They said for years they were going to make a movie to really wrap it up and I always thought it was a shame that never happened. Sucks to hear about Dean. I didn't even know he was still alive. Hope he's not trapped somewhere inside of there and all of him is that far gone and he doesn't know any better. I always think that when I hear somebody has those issues when they get old.

[@MaesterMike]

11:49 "And BOOM! It's the old snake in the mailbox trick!" Oh, what a classic trick!

[@AnansiTheSpider8]

Bill and Rose rear-ended each other, but in different ways.

[@jessyjulie5506]

Bill was definitely bottom

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pause at 1:29...UFO?

[@vickielawson3114]

So many people order pizza and breadsticks, then don’t eat the crust. If you get sauces, you can use the crust just like a breadstick. They’re often made from the same dough.

[@mladenkulic446]

10:22 Sorry Mark, I wasn't paying attention, been busy looking at delicious Pizza. Yum.😋

[@akufromthefuture7159]

I love this channel. Subscribed and rung the bell. You'll be at a million soon

[@georgeh6856]

The best part was the twist ending where we find out that Bruce Willis was dead for most of the movie. "I see dead people."

[@kenefdz]

"I see red, people!"

[@Schlockaholic]

Some times I eat the crust before the pizza. Great video! I remember when my dad rented this one.

[@shaycormacc]

Great review! I also love your gray and black shirt!

[@ankitjoshi90]

I am the true 'Crust Abandoner'

[@thelifeandtimes.ofazombiegirl]

I don't think this one is nearly as bad as Bruce's latest films unfortunately. Love your videos! J.

[@guthax30]

NO CRUST LEFT BEHIND

[@alexandriasanders9499]

The tangent on the pizza crusts/breadsticks is what i needed

[@alanlugo9830]

Hey FanboyFlicks, Could you review The Good Son? Huge fan of that film for how bizarre it is. I think it'd make a great video. Btw awesome job of this video !

[@tissaboo1984]

I remember The Good Son! Evil Macaulay Culkin. Lol. I'd get so mad every time I watched because the adults didn't believe Elijah Wood when he tried to tell them Macaulay was doing evil things & always blamed him (Elijah) when something went wrong. Then the mother had to. Make the ultimate sacrifice at the end. Emotional rollercoaster that film is

[@conalcochranh3274]

The Good Son?

[@davexmit]

The true economy car accident is the hood slightly up and steam, which I saw in Palm Royale on Apple TV. Literally no damage at all.

[@timbeaton5045]

I remember watching this on TV some years ago, and laughing out loud (LOL? Hey, that TLA might just catch on, folks!). That's the odd thing about Bruce Willis... Put him in a good movie (e.g. Pulp Fiction), and he can be great, put him in a bad movie (sadly to numerous to mention!) , and he can be terrible. And yes, the "disguise"... so patently obvious, and confirmed as soon as you saw the character undisguised later on. (No Spoilers!)

[@timbeaton5045]

BTW, The actress Jane March actually IS British.

[@roringusanda2837]

Actors depend on good direction, good scripts, and good production...they really do. No matter how good they may be at acting, it's a team effort.

[@Deftonesdsm]

I randomly watched this about two months ago. Just went through Willis' imdb and got this movie. A few minutes in a was like "what in the fuck is this?". Its pretty fucking crazy script. Like who the hell ok'd this?

[@jjun2891]

I can't eat a whole pizza myself, so if I have to sacrifice something it rather be the crust.

[@Dreadjaws]

Amateur.

[@venger]

Order a smaller pizza?

[@markvincent522]

I've been to treatment numerous times, and every group therapy session I've been in was exactly like this. It's why I kept going back.

[@melo3916]

Psychologist who is up for a big reveal = Sixth Sense He can't see the colour red = Red + Red 2 Narrating to himself = Sin City Car chases = Die Hard with a Vengeance Am I sensing a pattern here?..

[@conalcochranh3274]

Pattern? How do you mean?

[@jamier.hayden4636]

We had a color blind coach in High school. He drove the bus to away games. We lived in a small town that didn't have stop lights. When they went to a city that did. The kids would tell him what color the light was

[@delcarsdungeon]

Bakula's one of those actors I like, even though I don't like anything he's been in...

[@Arcatron]

Great video Mark. We love your job in general but this one is overtop. And is nice to know that we all have intense moments thinking about the live when we are at the shower. Regards from Spain dude!

[@johna3863]

The director, Richard Rush, also made one of my favourite movies "The Stunt Man" What happened Richard?!?!

[@waterking74]

Bad script i guess 🤷‍♀️

[@kenrickkahn]

Look at the director and producer of the Movie *6th Sense* also starting Bruce Willis *"Damn alot of Bruce Willis References"* That movie was beautifully done but the crap that follow after will make you say *"What happened to the M. Night that did the 6th Sense"*

[@raam726]

The stunt man was after this. So he improved.

[@MicheallikeMJ]

@@raam726 The Stunt Man is 14 years older than Color of Night.

[@waterking74]

Kenrick Eason stuck in his own hubris

[@flomojo2u]

Dude, the crusts are the best part! And yes, I order bread sticks and pizza, I just can't get enough of that sweet, sweet, crust action.

[@conalcochranh3274]

What are bread sticks?

[@nickamenta12]

Just imagine seeing crazy lipstick lady in your schedule book every week

[@LordoftheSerpents]

1. Team Crust. 2. As bad as this movie is, I still had to use the fireplace poker to open the mailbox for a few weeks after seeing it.

[@n0m4nic]

Well then I'm sure this will do you no favors, kzbin.info/www/bejne/pITIgZSFoMl1aLM

[@woodycartel]

The energy in this video is fantastic keep it going fanboi

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Lance Henriksen and Brad Dourif in the same movie?

[@The-Wolf-with-no-name]

Two brilliant actors in a shit film....can you believe it?

[@doctorthirteen5727]

@@The-Wolf-with-no-name Yes they were wasted as red herrings.

[@The-Wolf-with-no-name]

@@doctorthirteen5727 watch Brad Dourif in Exorcist 3.... small part but damn his performance is brilliant. In it he holds his own against the great George C Scott. As for Lance Henriksen he will always be Bishop from Aliens. But he was a brilliant villain in Hard Target.

[@doctorthirteen5727]

@@The-Wolf-with-no-name I liked Lance as a vampire in the movie Near Dark.

[@The-Wolf-with-no-name]

@@doctorthirteen5727 oh yeah forgot about that one...Bill Paxton...another good actor and the film was brilliant...RIP Bill

[@lainet.4466]

Hahaha! The part with the state puff marshmallow man.

[@Erikalynn1977]

The girl playing Rose looks like a cross between Shannon Elizabeth and Alyssa Milano but that’s just me

[@Cinsavant]

@Gary Hall if it was summer glau the movie would have ended halfway through.

[@kinglicks5646]

The sinner from pinner Jane March there was rumours she had sex for real in the film The Lover hence the sinner name. They were false though.

[@Feralinmy40s]

Mark...I'm a big fan of your videos dude. I just recently started checking out your posts, and I've gotta say you have a knack for choosing some of the most random movies that I used to frequent in my youth. This one was definitely a blast from the past. Cheers my man👏👏👏

[@michaelpodlisk5481]

So I’m watching this at work, and when the bike ride segment came on, people thought I was sobbing

[@pssurvivor]

That girl rose was in the movie 'the lover' based on marguerite duras' autobiographical french novel "l'amant" abot an illicit and doomed affair between a rich older chinese guy and an impoverished young french girl in what was then (it's a period piece) indochine (vietnam today). It's a beautiful movie if you can look past the pedophilia line

[@bayonetababe9697]

I love this movie and the novel. She was so good in that but her performance in this travesty is really bad. I guess it just shows that the material can really affect the performance.

[@hangry265]

I knew she looked familiar...

[@Tornado1994]

March was 20 in that film. So it's not pedophilia.

[@hangry265]

Tornado1994 the story is about a 14 year old girl though. So the grown man in the story who falls in love with her is a pedophile.

[@Geronimo_Jehoshaphat]

Ephebophila*

[@eduardoquintans8188]

Man, i love your vídeos! 😂😂😂

[@Eldwinn]

The chances of fanboy uploading a video about Bruce Willis the same day I decided to watch a bunch of videos and a movie about him are baffling

[@conalcochranh3274]

How do you mean?

[@rodgerrodger1839]

The last movie Bruce W. made worth watching was the sixth sense. 100% of the time your reviews are so funny, I have to rewind it because I'm laughing so hard. You see, I'm 64 and we use to look for the worst movies we could find, rent them, get piles of drugs and buckets of alcohol and stay awake for two days watching these movies. GOOD TIMES! How I miss the 80's. I remember watching " Basket Case" over and over. Just one example of many. Good ole' VHS! These newer films were just bad. Horrible. Every Bruce W film is horrible. Love the channel. Great job......Your review of " Cats" was priceless.

[@Germandemza]

Looks like a movie thats trying too hard to be a David Lynch movie.

[@ninjamaster3453]

Worse, written by the guy who wrote the hunger games and part of the latest terminator movie.

[@raam726]

@@ninjamaster3453 is the hunger games bad?

[@anonb4632]

@@ninjamaster3453 The Hunger Games was written by ?Suzanne Collins? a woman.

[@conalcochranh3274]

Who is David Lynch?

[@Mutantgamer]

This reminds me of that episode where Patrick thought Spongebob was gone and goes to live in his house.

[@jazzyboo2191]

I usually just get thin crust pizza so that there's no real crust to eat.

[@mijajajaja]

Dang Mark, you just broke my heart....I thought we were meant to be, but I don't eat my crusts 💔 #teamquitter