Farming Simulator but it's set in Ancient China! - Pathless Woods Funny Moments

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[@LoopHD]

pickle :3

[@thesephisloth1886]

Whats wrong with a good yam handling?

[@cory6266]

Has anyone told Ellis he acts like Hyacinth Bucket sometimes?

[@Charles-xc7hb]

Since they are a Chinese based company I won't buy the game, not because of racism but the regime and the fact that any company and the regime are basically the same thing with little division, this has to do with a lot of stuff but the main one is that a company must do what the CCP says and may not in any way discredit the CCP in any way, it is rather more complex than that but that doesn't mean I believe I should be supporting a country that is likely going to go to war with the US for a certain country.

[@Cherrie_The_Furry]

kk

[@ChuckySkullHead]

Cath: "I didn't lose the bucket! I just put it down!" Everyone: "Where??" Cath: "I dunno." THAT IS WHAT LOSING IT MEANS

Well, it's one of the meanings of "losing". In this context, of course, it's the only meaning possible (other than game bugs).

[@DapperGoth]

I was yelling that haha

[@dr.bright6272]

She stole it and stashed it.

[@jeshonloonskin4176]

It’s Cath, she’ll never admit to doing anything wrong. But that is honestly what makes it funny.

[@trollman1296]

Nice, more WPE lore. About how Gabby having butterflies in her stomach for Jonk and Ellis drunk texted Cath, now we're waiting for Alex and his basement

[@drefk1973]

The "Alex and his basement" joke is done. WPE has asked us to stop using it, please respect that

[@xaracen7207]

@@drefk1973the jokes been locked in the basement with him it seems

[@filipwolffs]

@@drefk1973Really? When did that happen?

[@Yamato723]

@@drefk1973 we have more then enough other ways to make jokes about Alex

[@drefk1973]

@@filipwolffs over a year ago

[@karlthorsten9118]

ELLIIISE, what tropical fruits are in my müsli, Elliiiiis?!!!

[@eaoden8654]

Ellis' precious tropical fruits club

[@oliverguy795]

ELLIIIISSSEEEE...

[@nerezza5943]

​@eaoden8654 Ellis' precious muesli club.

[@Wenedi]

I miss Matt :|

[@jackspry9736]

ELLIISE, what are tropical fruits made out of ELLIISE??!!

[@MediaDroid960]

Ten seconds in and someone accidentally contracted food poisoning. We’re off to a great start

[@hisen3.146]

And then you watched the video?

[@MediaDroid960]

@@hisen3.146 I mean…yeah?

[@siechamontillado]

5:47 "Forest Fruit Muesli?!" Mate keep digging that hole, it's only going deeper.

[@Hex_Fox]

Gabbie's story was so cute and wholesome. Just for Cath to then bring up Ellis's drunk text story was such emotional whiplash! lol

[@Midnight-Starfish]

So, anyone else think Jake practiced a lot to properly pronounce words like "serenity" and "pagoda" for the sponsorship? The same guy that said, "Are you going snowing and ski-boarding?"

[@Iamnamedthemuffin]

Yes!

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

also 100% the first time he's ever heard of 'pagoda' before

[@trollman1296]

Ah, the gang wringing Ellis for being posh, my favorite

[@shotgunbadger]

Ellis being both the overly posh guy who says ~tropical musli~ and also the guy who drunk texts his partner "I think I love you" and forgets it is such a powerful combo.

[@deffdefying4803]

i love that he literally called it what it says on the packaging and everyone else shits on him for it

[@rubiitoxic]

​@@deffdefying4803"friendship" as Alex once said with zero joy in his voice

[@aceholepictures]

You're posh too!@@deffdefying4803

[@Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90]

Jake pronouncing Pathless Woods as Pathless Worlds, repeatedly, is such a Jake thing to do.

[@culpinha]

"then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i love you", and then there's Elis

[@wolfboimatt6675]

4:20 The funniest part is that he names all the typical Normal stuff you get in most muesli

[@Nyghtking]

To be fair I would probably also call it a "Tropical Muesli" because it's faster to say it that way, also "tropical" is usually how a drink would be called with stuff like that in it.

[@tigertex7257]

7:21 Cath almost forgot which way was left for a sec😂Aw man i'm crying🤣

[@zoeythemoth]

4:20 Ellis going "well actually" again.

[@Carnax6969]

The tropical muesli segments had me giggling, and Gabby's right, somehow because it's Ellis it made it that much funnier.

[@jedder]

"I love your brain." If that doesn't tell you your relationship will never be dull, I don't know what will.

[@SomeGuy-cf2lp]

I love your brain too, it makes me money

[@sheep_studios]

game: shows intricate ancient Chinese buildings WPE: builds wall-less shack

[@hencethebeetroot]

pathless woods fancy building: chinese architecture with traditional shingles, lanterns, and multiple stories wpe fancy building: wallless shack with stone floor

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Muesli is basically granola with less sugar So if you wanted granola you could just say “I’ll have sugary muesli, darling”

[@TheShadami]

Thank you. Cause I had no idea what a muesli even was.

[@madisonbray95]

Jake nailed that impression with the bucket.

[@yendrian44]

The real tropical muesli are the friends we made along the way

[@roscoewhite3793]

"Are you going to go snowing and ski-boarding" - I laughed until I had a coughing fit.

[@AleksandarBradaric]

gotta troll Ellis with tropical muesli in every video now...XD

[@Molten_Anarchist]

5:24 To be fair, a brain is a lovely thing to love- hell, theoretically it IS the center of your existence and sense of self, along with your dna. To say you love someone's brain is an ingenious and unconventional way of saying they love you for who you are rather than just your appearance.

[@LawfulNugget]

Can we just all appreciate how well Jake did on that sponsor read.

[@aceholepictures]

Take 402...

[@TheMasterwitcher]

Did he?

[@tomyorke3412]

Do like how defensive Ellis gets over his tropical musli. It's almost like he has a club about his precious tropical musli.

[@sopcannon]

Precious muesli club

[@exemplar7205]

That moment when Gabby got Ellis to laugh at himself for the tropical muesli was amazing lol

[@feniro4108]

4:22 that argument has so much Top Gear James vs Richard/Jeremy vibes, the voices are too accurate xd

[@BellaNoceur008]

The best part is that every muesli I've bought with fruit in HAS be called tropical muesli! XD

[@golden5085]

Idk why, but the whole Tropical Muesli thing with Ellis and Gabby mocking him just sounded like Astarion. "DAHLING"

[@TakoyaKyono]

When's Alex going to start telling stories about how he met someone so that everyone can mock HIM about it?

[@mattpace1026]

I don't think he's ever going to. Seems like the type to expect it to come to him.

[@taricalaelen9728]

OMG the love declarations stories!!! y'all so adorable !

[@steafe0133]

tropical muesli, with papaya, mango, banana. Ellis just described a salad

[@koinijikoimizu]

First time watcher... This was some beautiful chaos in the commentary. Thank you for the giggles.

[@spk1121]

WPE shenanigans are always a good time! 😀👍

[@luna_nova_09]

Welcome! Grab some popcorn and enjoy the chaos!

[@safebox36]

"We got Rosie and Jim down here." Flip me, that's a throwback to a near-forgotten kids show.

[@baron-von-masky]

what show?

[@wingidon]

Got COVID at the moment, and the humour of the lot of you is really helping me get through this. Thank you.

[@robashley8216]

"Get your hand off my yams! this is the gentleman that got me on the yam.. I see you know your farming well."

[@dodge4405]

its so sweet when you guys arent at each others throats the entire time :)

[@azurebalmung4520]

For those wondering, a "Muesli" is apparently a "cold Swiss breakfast dish, the primary ingredient of which is rolled oats, and traditionally, it is set to soak overnight and be eaten the next morning" I'd say a meal you prepare the day before, let soak overnight and eat cold the next morning is the most Ellis-sounding meal I've ever heard, even non-tropical.

[@DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

Jonk: "What is English?" Your first language, apparently 😆.

[@AWildYamYam]

One of me is enough, we dont need more yams to exist. And also DONT EAT ME

[@akantiia]

EAT THE YAM!

[@azurebalmung4520]

She put the bucket down, doesn't know where it is, but somehow, that's 'not' losing it. Say what you want about how absurd Jonk's excuses are, at least he's _somewhat_ self-aware, and (if accidentally) hints that he knows he's made an error. Cath just goes full denial!

[@buddythewonderdog8065]

"Oh, f*** me, what is English?" - Jonk, 2024

[@Sir_Stalwart]

Cath's themesong when playing this kinds of games ought to be "show me the way to go home", since she always ends up lost well away from everybody else.

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

I bet Ellis has hundreds of bags of tropical museli in his room, and each one has a name like Bob, Steve, Dave, Terry, Bumflap, W*nkshaft, etc, etc.

[@ForemostCrab7]

I would say never let Jake build anything, but he is an endless source of entertainment (or Frustration) from simply being Jonk.

[@gear4thcommentoman80]

I'm the Ellis of my group, where I will say something slightly out of the ordinary, but completely innocuous and descriptive, and it will become a meme that lasts for years...

[@beewo6307]

Was just thinking i needed a new wpe today and lo and behold, posted 39 seconds ago. Glad you didn`t post 1 minute later.

[@CooperGal24]

Let’s hope the WPE plays Disney Speedstorm together. I can ONLY imagine the mayhem and chaos the lot of ‘em will cause while trying to beat each other in a race as either Mickey Mouse or a Disney Princess!

[@Feljo]

10:03 if it was a whip and not a spear the joke would be different i guess xDD

[@rubiitoxic]

Omg i just realized that someone in the most recent stream chat was trying to spell muesli but they spelled it as muzzly. I've been trying figure out wth a Tropical Muzzly is 🤣

[@kaimargaret6976]

Yippieeee, a new video just in time for me to watch while on a road trip

[@wowkir]

Some of the best banter you’ve ever had, guys. You all sound really happy and I hope you are ❤️

[@henrikhyrup3995]

"Oh Ellis, what is my *MuEsLi* made of, Elliiiiis....??"

[@fellowasp6768]

Wow this game looks very visually distinct and its gorgeous !

[@nickolasmitzelfeldt.4952]

Well thanks a random sea of thieves video from you guys, I can't get bucket of sick out my brain.😂

[@countryjohn4137]

I would love to watch you guys play medieval dynasty. Its so much fun and watching you guys play it would be a huge serotonin boost

[@Prince_of_Dor-lomin]

It's okay Ellis, I like eating out too.

[@exemplar7205]

Fully expected Cath to say yeah you do after Ellis said i like eating out lol

[@nathanshort2527]

I CANNOT express how much I agree with Gab’s opinion on cooking. It’s so depressing to me to spend hours on food just to eat it for 5 minutes and spend more time cleaning up.

[@aceholepictures]

Eat slower, cook easier meals?

[@nathanshort2527]

@@aceholepictures Come now, that would make too much sense!

[@cyberredpandas1903]

How long does the joke need to last before a tropical muesli shirt is conjured into existence?

[@azurebalmung4520]

Idk, something about "Don't eat raw chicken kids" feels like a comma was left out

[@pr9058]

Whenever they talk about Yams I think about Alex's YumYums.

[@DurzoBlint116]

This final two clips really had me laughing, haha

[@andybrooks7228]

I do so enjoy my tropical muesli whilst Pater drives me around the country estate in his Maserati Ghibli.

[@aceholepictures]

Wearing driving gloves with a boot full of Persian rugs...

[@andybrooks7228]

@@aceholepictures Don't forget the silk scarf and Tweed flat cap.

[@braydenphillips4272]

For those who don’t know, muesli is basically granola cereal

[@jerryj6776]

10:52 why’d they laugh when Ellis said he likes eating out? I’m so confused lmao

[@mrpsyco5884]

1:32 you can hear jonk struggling with the ad read. He's never seen the word "apparently" written out on text if were to guess

[@mrrainbowbananaking]

Ellis really is just James May's gaming alter ego.

[@oliverguy795]

Love a tropical cereal 🥣 😂

[@Lawrence_Krystle]

Sweet Gourds are pretty tasty, but if you open them up they look like they have tons of black eyeballs in them. Grossed me out when I was a kid.

[@Harry_55]

Snowing and ski-boarding 😂😂😂

[@Arcix37]

Ah, the high quality video, just what I needed today

[@BloodyMobile]

4:29 she's right, of anyone in WPE to even know something like tropical muesli exists, it's Ellis who'd know, and that's the funny part xD 9:18 "did I?... sounds about right." - few can't be that honest with themselves in a situation like that 😆

[@Słodziudkim]

I've been eating tropical muesli while watching 🤣🤣😂

[@aeKai73]

I'm happy for humanity, this one time, that Jake isn't an architect or a farmer

[@minipsycho2435]

Never ever have I heard the word Müsli so often xD

[@hellivioze3648]

Of course Ellis knows the different names for different muesli

[@AflacMan13]

The secret to enjoying cooking, is enjoying some aspect of the process. Cooking is Chemistry ... literally, cooking is Chemistry. It's a science. If you like science, you can like cooking. If you're more a math person, it's got that too! 😊

[@SapphirosCZ]

I was today years old when i first heard how brits pronounce Müsli.

[@Mumble785]

Can't believe yall grilled Ellis over tropical muesli for so long but just let Forest Fruits Muesli slide,

[@CrudePainter780]

3:37 Alex: what else is called the big something Me: big banana Ps i thought about saying my big banana shhh

[@teoteous]

They probably would actually go mad if they somehow tried playing 'Amazing Cultivation Simulator' in multiplayer.

[@randomidiot8142]

10:51 mhm. Yep. Eating out is a fun social thing.

[@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941]

Ellis rlly DOES have that posh feel to his voice. But it has a slight sense of "British psychopath". 😂 Why does how Cath talk sound like her mom? 😂

[@GoatGamingCanada]

So we a totally have the big apple up here in Canada, but it's a very different thing. Look up the big apple in Colborne Ontario.... it's a big orchard lol

[@michaelhaney4314]

That was great and poor Cath glossing over things!

[@anders-ku7lx]

Lets start developing corpse-starch, nutrient paste of the future!

[@kayleighdriessen]

I' love to see you guys play more Nightingale.

[@zenbamboo7978]

Oh this looks good and - *It's on Steam* hhhh.... Guess I'll wait for Tales Of Seikyuu (I'm actually buzzing for that to come out on Xbox 😁)

[@azurebalmung4520]

"I'm getting blamed for things I don't know!" - somehow, NOT a Jonk quote

[@khoonkitlim5963]

3:46 I've never heard of *cooked* papaya before.

[@MrUfui92]

Yeah, I expect jake would eat a chicken raw because he didn't focus on what he was doing with a raw chicken.

[@HauntedT]

Got vibe checked with the tonypandy drop in the beginning, only 30 mins from my mum 0_o

[@kampfwagen2546]

I can’t be the only one that really wants them to play helldivers 2. The shenanigans would be great

[@ipadize]

I really liked the tropical müsli parts

[@garethdaglishgd]

I had to read the description to have any idea what Jonk was trying to call this name.

[@Blackraven6]

What if I like both cooking ANND eating out? :3 XD

[@OctyabrAprelya]

You brits and your fanciful food. Now I want some tropical muesli >:(

[@Tyrantlizard127]

I'd love to see these guys play Content Warning.