Fartin' Up the Barn

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Verse 1:
Well, I woke up this mornin’, sunshine on my face,
Grabbed my boots and hat, it’s time to start the race.
But my ol’ horse Buddy, he’s layin’ in the hay,
With a rumble in his belly, I knew it’d be a day.
Chorus:
Oh, he’s fartin’ up the barn, makin’ quite a scene,
Like a thunderstorm rollin’ through my country dream.
When he lets it rip, you know it’s quite a blast,
That ol’ horse of mine, he’s got a gas-powered past!
Verse 2:
We hitched up the wagon, ready for a ride,
But Buddy’s got a secret that he just can’t hide.
Every time I say “giddy up,” he gives a little toot,
Sounds like a banjo playin’ in his cowboy boots.
Chorus:
Oh, he’s fartin’ up the barn, makin’ quite a scene,
Like a thunderstorm rollin’ through my country dream.
When he lets it rip, you know it’s quite a blast,
That ol’ horse of mine, he’s got a gas-powered past!
Bridge:
Now the chickens start a-cluckin’, and the cows all run away,
Even the pigs are laughin’, what a hilarious display!
But I can’t help but chuckle, as I hold my nose real tight,
When Buddy’s in the mood, it’s a wild, wild night!
Verse 3:
So if you’re down in Texas, or out in Tennessee,
And you hear a funny sound, just look around and see.
It’s my horse Buddy, laughin’ with a grin,
Fartin’ in the barn, let the good times begin!
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Chorus:
Oh, he’s fartin’ up the barn, makin’ quite a scene,
Like a thunderstorm rollin’ through my country dream.
When he lets it rip, you know it’s quite a blast,
That ol’ horse of mine, he’s got a gas-powered past!
Outro:
So raise your glass, my friends, let’s toast to Buddy’s fame,
The fartin’ horse of legend, he’s livin’ up to his name.
With a laugh and a smile, we’ll dance in the hay,
‘Cause a horse that can’t stop fartin’ sure knows how to play!
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