Fast Five: Fast & Furious 5 Pitch Meeting

[@mc1013]

Everybody: Give Pitch Meetings it’s own channel, Give Ryan a pay raise ScreenRant: I need you to get all the waay off my back, just all the waaay off there

[@jotheunissen9274]

But paying him more would be super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@ajm92cr]

"My back is where you're at and I would love you to vacate the premises."

[@tomstdenis]

Seconded. Be it RESOLVED that we should CLEAN the way for Ryan to have his own channel.

[@Maverick512000]

You have any idea how many people screen rant would lose if they did that?

[@jonathansauceda589]

@@tomstdenis he does

[@franciscolaurean8550]

"Its just a fun quick simple killing and then we move on" -Ryan 2020

[@tcayzer]

"You know, it's fun and they're dead and we move on and it was a great time" -Ryan 2020

[@getaloadofthisguy2927]

Just like doing a backflip, snapping the bad guys neck then saving the day

[@theouerthi]

@@tcayzer this is every influencer/celebrity saying they had a good time exploring themselves , learning new skills and bonding with family during the pandemic ... It's a good way to sum up the first half of 2020 .

[@tcayzer]

@@theouerthi no doubt, good times

[@silentlamb21]

Ryan 2020? is it election year already? Anyways, I'm down for that. @SpaghettiandSauce the scene with rob lowe was amazing! "to smithy!"

[@RuthCuadrado]

I’m at a point where i’ll watch pitchh meetings for movies i haven’t watched and don’t care about

[@Tautolonaut]

In this particular case, by only watching the pitch meeting I can legitimately say I enjoyed this movie. Sitting through it would only have ruined the experience. PS For some reason, I had to look up the spelling of 'legitimately' - it seems there is a price to pay, after all :(

[@GoatPopsicle]

That’s exactly why I’m here now

[@arrgghh1555]

if I didn't have that attitude, I'd have only seen about 10 pitch meetings.

[@Cuzjudd]

You watch them all because they're funny, weird comment

[@mewtwo150clone]

You mean there are ppl who dont watch all the Ryan Meetings?

[@SolidXHead]

Screen Rant: Average video: 30-50k view Ryan George: 300-500k view

[@thunderchild1083]

Pitch meeting is the only reason I subscribed to screen rant

[@arnav4038]

I just added the pitch meetings playlist to my library so that I don’t have to get notifications from screen rant but I am subbed to Ryan’s channel

[@youtubedude3422]

Wow wow wow....wow

[@LasseLundster]

Meanwhile, if you sort my most popular, Ryan is nowhere to be seen

[@sunnysweet4183]

@@LasseLundster oh you mean the videos from years ago that are all cheap clickbaits and clip compies?

[@gabrielgarces7913]

"-Oh heck yeah Dominic Toretto, kill that guy, take his life! -Yeah! -Darkness forever for that guy! His family is gonna have to mourn him." I cannot explain how this sent me

[@BassPurge]

Same dude im dead 😂😂

[@sha12310]

@@BassPurge oh no! Your family is gonna have to mourn you

[@jakedeane3003]

Literally spit my water all over my wall

[@anotherhuman2276]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kamenanew9867]

Favorite part, so accurate and harsh and great and hilarious

[@geardog24]

*"Bad guys hate sticking around to see if the people they want dead are actually dead."* Hollywood villain logic

[@李昕睿-y8v]

John WIck lol just fast killing

[@GoatPopsicle]

李昕睿 it happens in John Wick 1 as well, when he’s captured in the church under renovations, and somehow Dafoe can see through papered over windows and kill 1 bad guy.

[@hectorarredondo6929]

I mean he is a business man he doesn’t have time for 30 seconds for his henchmen to kill the main characters

[@GutnarmEVE]

@@GoatPopsicle oh please don't get me started on john wick the action movie -.-

[@hyperx72]

Another villain moment. Your loyal henchmen performing marginally worse on a bad day...Gotta shoot em!

[@julesphoenix3362]

"Somebody who looks like Vin Diesel ate the mushrooms from Super Mario." This is the most accurate description I've heard of the Rock in years. 💀💀💀

[@eversuperman]

^I came here to say this^

[@treshmiranda699]

i think screen rant just broke the davinci code

[@Yougotcaged102]

I mean if I looked like the Rock, I would take that description any day

[@vwlssnvwls3262]

That part made me laugh so hard. The truth can be painfully funny sometimes.

[@jazy921]

i thought Ryan was gonna bring up the fact that they won't talk to each other throughout the entire filming.

[@heroino89]

"Everybody's happy and everything went great" - Their friend Vince died. He had a baby at home. "Just a happy ending all around"

[@Shermansart]

Happy ending for all the characters who matter

[@TF2Fan101]

Victor Jr Except they left money for his wife and baby.

[@DanJuega]

@@TF2Fan101 I’m sure the wife wanted money and not her husband

[@TF2Fan101]

@@DanJuega Except she’ll be able to take care of herself and the baby now.

[@kalieffoster4607]

@@DanJuega yea, I mean definitely wanted money ...not her husband....money more important

[@jychilly]

Oh, man, I hope the line "darkness forever for that guy" becomes a re-occurring catchphrase in future episodes. Re-occurring catchphrases are TIGHT!

[@DarthLolly]

Re-occurring catchphrases are super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@ceptemzorpus]

it didn't but i believe the "kill that guy, take his his life" did

[@jamesrad6317]

@@DarthLolly wow wow wow wow..... wow

[@peterg76yt]

"They are going to be furious, but we're not going to spoil that in the title." Best decision they made; it really was an awesome twist.

[@JakeKoenig]

Thanks a lot dude, I haven't seen this one yet and I assumed they wouldn't be furious in between all the times they go fast. Way to ruin the twist for me, I would've never seen it coming. Do we learn the FATE of anyone in this one? Wait, don't tell me. You've spoiled it enough already. 😡

[@llongone2]

"Vague Car Things" - this whole series of movies, in a nutshell

[@alphagt62]

“Vague car things are tight”!

[@ThreadBomb]

This only really applies to the later movies. The early ones were more grounded and the cars were part of the plot.

[@bobdot978]

@@ThreadBomb oi I iiii>>io iiii ii8i8 io vivivi8iii8 ii iiii I iii

[@DarthRadical]

The first one was basically a drag race version of Point Break - which is not a bad thing.

[@patrickmcdonald8513]

Here's a problem. What do we do? Drive fast! Here's another problem. What do we do?! Drive really fast! Another obstacle! What in the ever living heck do we do?!?! DRIVE REALLY, REALLY FAST WITH SOME FLIPS ADDED IN!!!!

[@jishnur1858]

Whole world including the entertainment industry worried about their shows and movies. Ryan: Hold My Blank Paper Sheets.

[@darrylhamlin7475]

The nice thing about Pitch Meetings is those two guys live together so they’re able to keep making Pitch Meetings during lockdown.

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

I like to think Ryan has been using the same paper in every video. Like, since the Justice League one.

[@TheProfPudding]

@@darrylhamlin7475 Nice. I'm glad he was able to find someone who looks so similar to him.

[@abubzlife8733]

NWN also, “big freakin nipples” on one sheet.

[@priscillajimenez27]

@@abubzlife8733 and the explanations of how two lions come together

[@John73John]

"Oh, I am completely satisfied with that explanation!" There's your new catch phrase for Producer Guy.

[@beardedentity]

Lame

[@mrlloyd149]

this needs to be a thing

[@Totalfreedomliving]

“We can’t stop and do a deep dive on every person Dom kills, you know, It’s fun and they’re dead and we move on and it’s a great time.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@BeehiveShop]

best! line! ever!

[@robynguzman3276]

"Somebody who looks like Vin Diesel ate the mushrooms from Super Mario." This is the most accurate description I've heard of the Rock in years. 💀💀💀

[@llamabot9889]

"That's fair"

[@reganwolf4405]

🤣👌🏼

[@almond_oaks_holdings_ltd3530]

"that's fair!" 😂😂

[@CalvinHikes]

"Creatine Ocean's Eleven"! That's the exact perfect description of this entire franchise.

[@davylee4562]

"Its just a fun quick simple killing and then we move on" -Ryan 2020

[@JaRW7]

Remember when it was street racing Point Break?

[@acelovesdiyschristopher7023]

@@JaRW7 ahh back in simpler times

[@everstar2440]

Exactly

[@djsonicc]

"Someone that looks like Vin Diesel ate a mushroom from super mario" lol

[@Klm49]

The video ended like 3minutes ago, and every time I even think of this description of The Rock I start laughing again!! 😂😂😂

[@tokus420]

best part

[@ironbatman9689]

That's the perfect description of THE ROCK

[@droberts9852]

😂😂😂

[@darcpartied8194]

Haha what a beauty

[@nETbKaH]

"So does this count as terrorism" "Not if the Americans do it, no"

[@androssteague]

Technically terrorism is an unlawful use of violence for political religious or ideological gain. So no they're not terrorists

[@helloworld2409]

Not unlawful if it's the government Just a war crime

[@shirkuh7125]

@@androssteague German official gov up to 1945?

[@heszedjim9699]

I love how everyone actually believes that nowadays

[@dairoleon2682]

@@helloworld2409 Not even then. It has to specifically be committed during a war with that country. The problem with something being determined "lawful" or not is when it's the people who write/enforce the laws doing it.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

If they had called this The Furious Five, I'd have spent the entire film wondering when Tigress and Po were gonna show up.

[@kris4637]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@acelovesdiyschristopher7023]

Now I have this image of po driving a car or bouncing a car off his belly and doing a somersault. Tbh with the physics in these movies it'd fit right in

[@ComradeArthur]

That's actually why they didn't use that title.

[@johngorman9292]

Po is the only person that can beat Dom

[@l0v3MyB3ar]

But if that had been the title, we'd never have known how fast things were!!!!

[@SonnyChenova]

-"there's a badass American agent called - Hobbs" -"What's his deal?" -"He's gonna try to become the Main Character of the Franchise"

[@themug406]

Random caps is tight I guess

[@davidjsaul]

The Rock wouldn't allow anything less

[@brentage5000]

Fast Five Writer Guy : "We can't stop and do a deep dive on every person Dom kills." Fast X Writer Guy: "What if we did a deep dive on a person Dom killed?"

[@tee918]

Is it weird that the two best people on screen rant are both ryan george?

[@GoatPopsicle]

Ahhh... you must have missed their first introductions. 1 is Ryan George, and the other is George Ryan.

[@tee918]

@@GoatPopsicle ahhh I See

[@grumpyoldman3458]

@@GoatPopsicle George is the one with the glasses.

[@gronkgrunk]

Two? Oh, there's so many more guys involved.. like Bob, Other Bob..etc. The whole RyanVerse is carrying it! 😄

[@thombruce]

@@gronkgrunk Oh, the RyanVerse is tight! ...mainly because there are so many Ryans in it.

[@MacCyder]

I really hope “take their life” becomes a new catchphrase

[@handsomebrick]

It was in previous videos so there's a chance.

[@Spicycobble]

Yeah Yeah Yeah

[@plagmatics]

I've been wanting to find the video that says "MURDER that x, take its life" before the Ghost Rider one for like a month now, but still no success :( I really enjoy it Uhh, I mean, "MURDER that x, take its life" is TIGHT!

[@msuarez1005]

Hamster.

[@yungjc2]

Darkness forever🤣

[@scottvandezande5874]

"Hyper-specific heist-related skillsets" is my new favorite phrase.

[@hypnoticdelta7937]

LOL

[@noanRUA]

"But why do we need explosions?" "Because why would we put something that *doesn't* have explosions in the movie? 😒" Touché.

[@TheArchangel47]

Am I the only one who laughs when he goes, “He’s from the first movie!”?

[@josefvollekanne]

yes.

[@dylanduke1075]

Nope pretty sure the point is to make people laugh

[@scottshanahan3827]

I love how enthusiastic he is about it!

[@hypnoticdelta7937]

haha yes, I die every time!

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

I only laugh when the setup line is "Remember this guy from the first movie?" Its such an idiotic reaction, and it gets me every time

[@MaxxadTV]

Ryan's back must be nearly broken by now carrying this channel

[@savageguineapig5857]

And his own channel

[@sparky4878]

Not at all. It’s super easy .....(I’ll leave the rest to your imagination )

[@marclewis5505]

The channel needs to get off of that thing.

[@pudgebl67]

Yeah, he is always asking The Producer to get allllllllllll the way off his back... all the way

[@ImaginaryChannel]

Yeah, he's already carrying big loads, so I need you to get all the way off his back.

[@MaxxadTV]

We need a tshirt that on the front says "This shirt must have been hard to get" and on the back says "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience"

[@ehi_ij]

Maxxad TV *Genius*

[@jotheunissen9274]

Yeahyeahyeah

[@joelmorningstar3645]

wow wow wow wow wow...wow

[@rafaelgamito1787]

I'm gonna make it myself :D

[@nicholaskinkaid]

@@joelmorningstar3645 That's the other shirt design. Front of it says 'wow wow wow wow....' and then on the back says '...wow'

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Flipped over twenty times and people survived? Wow they’re indestructible. Just like me

[@justinriley4063]

This comment is....criminally....underated

[@matthewmishley8457]

@@justinriley4063 Lol agreed

[@stevenjohnson2886]

Hail Fearless Leader

[@sarahwilson9419]

My Reaction 😐 Who are you?

[@Peas_and_Carrots]

Pfft ok mr body double, whatever you say.

[@simplyhenrytube]

I always crack a smile when he does some variation of "He's from the first movie!" Underrated catchphrases are tight!

[@makotocarolin]

First time I’ve heard pregnancy described as “with child and stuff”

[@infallibleblue]

The and stuff threw me off.

[@alisaurus4224]

The “and stuff” is the placenta

[@kkk-jp3zx]

@@alisaurus4224 Hey god? is that u?

[@jesseopifeni7903]

"Dom killing people with families is tight"

[@ehi_ij]

I might not be first I might not be last But when I see pitch meetings I click fast... *and furious*

[@Mattwreys]

EhiTheAfricanBoy that was actually funny! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@ehi_ij]

Goose-lock Holmes XD thanks

[@Mattwreys]

EhiTheAfricanBoy you’re welcome!

[@cougarkids4978]

Hey! Spoilers

[@MJ-ge6jz]

clever...

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

I bet it's gonna be hard for this film to break the laws of physics. Actually it's gonna be super easy, *barely an incovenience.*

[@theouerthi]

I'd really like to see the demographics of people who watch the fast and the furious franchise begining from the 5tg movie . It used to be about cars , so there was a lot of gearheads watching but now most gearheads don't like it , how is it pulling the big bucks ?

[@Nmdixon-cu7vm]

going home haha I have no idea either. I saw the first in theaters and thought it was cool and then it started going into 007 action and I totally lost interest.

[@theouerthi]

@@Nmdixon-cu7vm yep the first ones even though they were a bit tacky and campy had a good vibe and appealed to car culture , it's probably responsible for so many people's love with cars , they lost their original core fan base when they switched . But it is making good money so it's really weird .

[@Charmer4856]

Ohhhhh very vague explanation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carlrood4457]

@@theouerthi It was NEVER about care, outside Tokyo drift. The first movie was about an undercover cop in the racing scene to catch truck highjackers (aka Point Break with cars) The second movie was about the now ex-cop being forced to go undercover to bust a drug dealer and clean his record. The fourth movie was about the cop somehow now being an FBI agent, trying to catch a drug dealer who killed the girlfriend of the hijacker from first movie, so they team up and go undercover to catch the drug dealer.

[@MjolnirsPower]

"So anyway cause this is Creatine Ocean's Eleven..." HHAHAHAHAHAA I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!

[@seekingthenarrowway]

"Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow." Easily the best line from this whole series.

[@wade_bo]

Fast Five aka “Creatine Ocean’s Eleven”

[@theouerthi]

You mean steroids ? Haha if I can look like that solely on creatine and protein powder that would be the dream .

[@GoatPopsicle]

going home TRT Ocean’s Eleven then.

[@messynate]

There it is

[@theouerthi]

@@GoatPopsicle hahaha perfect .

[@noth9617]

That was my favourite part too 😂

[@carter_lovejoy]

Pitch Meeting for Top Gun and Jaws would be TIGHT! Also doing one for The Fanatic with John Travolta would be super easy, barely and inconvenience!

[@Boobalopbop]

Gotti!!!!!

[@adeeltk]

Yeah yeah yeah

[@vwlssnvwls3262]

Pitch Meeting for Jaws so Ryan has to wear a '70s afro would be TIGHT!!

[@justsightseeing1]

The fanatic pitch meeting Producer guy : So you have a movie for me? Screenwriter guy : cant talk i have to poo

[@ARC-wo4qr]

And Inception

[@xellios]

I'll be honest, when I first started watching these I thought the "Actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience." was starting to get old after a few of them and then I realized that I absolutely love it. Its my favorite part now.

[@bjrnmathiaseliastylen8168]

In my house we basicly say "it was super easy barely an inconvinience" every single time we see Even a single chance. Btw this video was TIGHT!

[@ronaldonwoke2004]

“So what, they’re not gonna be furious now” “They’re obviously gonna be furious but I’m not gonna spoil that in the title” Ryan too funny 😂😂😂

[@WOTI9999]

I'd like to see a invisible man pitch meeting Edit: seeing a comment on some pun I came up with idea of him wearing green to match with the background.

[@mjs752002]

That would just be an empty room.

[@ronaldsprowal9978]

Thought he did that pitch already

[@filmtoppings]

I second this

[@westechmedia4567]

That would be hard to see.

[@wade_bo]

WESTECH MEDIA Actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@BTheBlindRef]

bringing back memories of the "nobody ever thinks of the families of the evil henchman" gag cut scene from Austin Powers.

[@blueman_films]

You can’t call it “Furious Five” what do you think this is, Kung Fu Panda?

[@SmashLiXs]

huh i wonder if that's actually why it was called fast 5. actually that has 2 syllables

[@bowlingtoon3486]

Yup

[@SoraTheKeyToEverything]

You beat me to it

[@nikkilee3840]

Grandmaster Flash

[@mimah1015]

2:55 "It's just... it's fun and they're dead and we move on and it was a great time." 🤣🤣🤣 Ok someone please get me more oxygen.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thandinkosimsimanga9941]

Little did we know... 😂😂 Fast X

[@infallibleblue]

Ryan George is keeping my mental health sane. Blessings upon you Ryan.

[@wolfgang2477]

Well if studio exec guy thinks this one sounded insane, wait till he hears the next four

[@JJ_R]

“He has to be big enough to be threatening to Dom, like if Vin Diesel ate one of the mushrooms from Super Mario.” And now I’m imagining Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson as the Super Mario Bros.

[@nicholaskinkaid]

Rumor has it that initially the Maro bros were identical twins. But Luigi had eaten an 'altered' mushroom (created by Bowser to help himself with losing weight but accidentally left behind in 1 of the castles) that slimmed Luigi down but did not take his height away when he got hit. There was an 'origin story' comic that gives the entire story about it, but it's on the back of the *declaration of independence* so you're gonna have to get your hands on it if you want to see for yourself.

[@Turbo-fz4gk]

Wtf, that's crazy

[@Tomgd420]

At least that'd let me forget they made a Mario Bros movie.

[@SeraphsWitness]

I would actually love this. Except it would be impossible to film since the actors basically hate each other.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"we're not gonna spoil that in the title" Fast & Secretly Furious Five Also I'd love to see a Chicken Little pitch meeting

[@bethanylaurell8081]

Fast and Furious 27: A Very Fun, Quick, Simple Killing

[@johngr1747]

IN THE FUTURE! AGAINST SUPER-ROBOTS OR SOMETHING!!!!

[@chubbyninja842]

This was seriously the best pitch meeting you've done in years. So good.

[@gamestation130]

I’d love to see a Back To The Future pitch meeting !

[@carter_lovejoy]

That needs to happen ASAP along with The Mandalorian S1!

[@simonkr844]

I would love that

[@ehi_ij]

Game Station *Genius*

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

A pitch meeting for Back to the Future will be tight.

[@SharpDesign]

"His Mom wants to sleep with him." "What?"

[@hidan125]

"So does this count as terrorism or is that that's something different?" Almost spill my drink when he said that 🤣

[@beccaxbee]

“she’s with child, and stuff”

[@pranavps851]

I felt that

[@ericjourdain892]

This is a one for the ages!

[@alisaurus4224]

The “and stuff” is the placenta

[@caleshriver134]

“Wow wow wow.... Wow” Gets me every time...

[@KingcoleIIV]

"Creatine ocean's eleven" lmao I'm dead 🤣😭

[@lotus6953]

"He's from the first movie!" That line is now as necessary as the rest of the catchphrase!

[@samwitherington8202]

Producer: "Any plans for how to save the Fast and Furious franchise?" Scriptwriter: "No, I'm kinda struggling, it'll be impossible at this rate!" Producer:"Actually super easy barely an inconvenience" Scriptwriter: "Oh really?" Producer: "Yeah" *rings bell* Scriptwriter: "What the heck was that?" Producer: "The Rock alarm bell" Scriptwriter: "The what?" Producer: "Yeah, any time a franchise isn't making money we ring the Rock alarm bell and get the Rock in to be a main guy in the sequels" Scriptwriter: "I didn't know we had that" Producer: "All studios do. That's why he did Journey 2, the second GI Joe film, the Mummy 2, why he'll probably do something like Jumanji 2 and 3 and why he'll definitely be a main part of this franchise" Scriptwriter: "Ooh, convincing one of the most famous actors to do sequels is tight" Producer: "You said it brother"

[@inalina9955]

This!

[@mariposa9506]

Only problem with that strategy is I refuse to watch anything with the Rock in it. He can't act! He just stands there smiling and being big. Cannot stand watching him.

[@carlrood4457]

They actually tend to be more successful than his original, solo projects

[@puneethvenkatrao332]

@akshay satish not sure about potc but definitely transformers.

[@machinaeZER0]

"He's from the first movie!!" was said so earnestly that i snorted my drink, good job!

[@nicraines1990]

You should a Nic Cage “Gone in 60 Seconds” pitch meeting!

[@vikashkthakur]

So in short, plot of Fast X is inspired by producer guy's concern about dying villains in this movie.

[@alexielmarquay]

"So does this count as terrorism or is that something different?"

[@brentgilliam1209]

This... so dead after hearing this sentence. 🤪🤪

[@govindraghavan9493]

😂😂😂

[@Karifi]

When american do is never terrorism.

[@Axterix13]

The answer to that is that it is something different. This is just a heist with collateral damage. A lot of collateral damage. The money is the goal, not causing fear for an ideology.

[@LoganBluth]

@@Axterix13 Wait, I thought getting back at the bad guy was the ultimate goal. Stealing the money was just the method by which they got back at him.... 🤔 and stealing all his money WOULD make him fearful because he's now penniless and looks weak, so rival gangs would be emboldened to move in on his turf and depose him as king of Rio.........., so it IS terrorism!!! 😃

[@kingironside2381]

“He opens up a business? Wouldn’t that be easy to track?” Lmaooo right 😂 he’d be on google maps, yelp, everywhere

[@jason420jv1]

I just discovered this channel a few weeks ago and have been binge watching the pitch meetings. I just got done watching the entire marvel compilation and thankfully there are still pitch meetings I haven't seen...YET! Now I must end this long ass comment so I can watch this new pitch meeting, which is super easy not even an inconvenience. ✌️😎👍

[@v4vndta911]

Welcome to the club. Please, do spread it around.

[@teloxy6579]

And now you're never gonna be the same...

[@alyberop1]

we have all been there

[@gronkgrunk]

Welcome to the Ryan-verse, buddy! 😁

[@gronkgrunk]

Me: I came for Ryan George. Producer Guy: Coming for Ryan George is TIGHT!

[@Traisas]

This is one of the best openings across the series! it's so eloquent the fast vs furious in the title bit lol

[@LeftRightSquare]

“Darkness forever for that guy. Kill that guy Dom.” Best line lmao.

[@commentsaremypulse5362]

„You know, it‘s fun and they‘re dead and we move on and it was a great time !“ „Ok, that‘s fair“ 😂😂

[@rafadesenhista]

0:50 "I am completely satisfied with that explanation" lmao

[@justthinking650]

pls. do pirates of the caribbean pitch meeting next, either your gonna do them one by one or it's gonna be a franchise pitch meeting that would be tight

[@shlepad]

A bus flip would never kill Dom, this dude flew across the highway saving whatshername, he's got insane plot armour that even that stunt couldn't crack.

[@MarcoKlammer]

"Darkness forever for that guy, his family will have to mourn him!"

[@Jupiter_Claw]

Michael Pickleseller sent me here . . "A sandwich with an extra large pickle"

[@jotheunissen9274]

The adstronauts brother sent me Coincidences are tight

[@raydunakin]

"...a big, uh, pretty big pickle in them. It's not that big of a pickle but I wouldn't say it's a small pickle."

[@markusanderson5536]

Let's get some Muppets action up in this meeting. We got 9 movies of varying levels of silly and disturbing. Perfect for the whole family.

[@phenel]

Muppets suck

[@Klm49]

Yaaaaaaassss!!!

[@markusanderson5536]

@@phenel All the more reason for a pitch meeting.

[@phenel]

@@markusanderson5536 do we have to? I like it when he tears down stuff I like.

[@markusanderson5536]

@@phenel Ah, but if that was always the case, we wouldn't have the Mario Bros movie pitch meeting. And that one was quite the gem.

[@BassPurge]

"Darkness forever for that guy!* Bro I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@marks3582]

Thanks!

[@bryanf6638]

2:34 I'm pretty sure the studio used this part as the actual pitch meeting for F10

[@ericdugal8818]

"Creatinine Ocean's Eleven" - lost it at that.

[@capewest9452]

I can't wait till Ryan covers Furious 7. Ryan: "And at the beginning we're reminded that Han died and it's revealed that Deckard Shaw was behind it" Other Ryan: "Oh no! I repressed that memory! Han was my favorite, why did you have to bring that up?!" Ryan: "I'm sorry, don't worry though, we'll bring Han back in the 9th movie just like we did with Letty"

[@kinggordoproductions6203]

0:12 I was excepting a Kung Fu Panda joke here...

[@KGisthename]

He has a bunch of skits on his personal channel, incase some of you didn't know.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodmi2286]

Me: I'm afraid of screen rant pitch meetings Therapist: Oh really?!

[@chrissawyer1484]

Therapist: Wow, Wow, Wow...Wow.

[@wade_bo]

Is overcoming that fear going to be hard to do?

[@simplyhenrytube]

😂😂😂 omg, I'd love to see a series of movie producer guy just doing different types of jobs like this!

[@Tomgd420]

Henry Tieu Something tells me Ryan wants to stay as far away from therapists as possible.

[@playerpage]

"We can't stop and do a Deep Dive on every person Dom kills, you know. It's just fun and they're dead and we move on and it was a great time." :)

[@Klm49]

Ryan, oh Ryan, these pitch meetings make quarantine so much easier to tolerate! Whenever a day gets too stressful, I watch the Cats pitch meeting to see Ryan roll his shoulders and say jellicoe over and over again!! Between the crazy delivery and perfect description of these crazy movies, I can't stop laughing.

[@boysiesingh4293]

A lot of these questions were answered in the movie: Dom found out about the train heist from Vince. Dom pulls to up to Vince’s house just before the train scene. Dom wants the car that the bad guys want because the bad guys are prioritizing that car so clearly it’s worth more money. Reyes wants all the cars rather than just the radio from one car because if his men get caught then the DEA will know to disassemble the radio. It’s a shell game. Hobbs is able to boss around the Brazilians because he’s a foreign federal agent that was brought in to track criminals from said foreign land. Hobbs does track Dom’a known associates so said associates get flagged in “the system”. Terrorism has to have a political aim otherwise it’s just violence. Dom left Vince’s wife a duffle bag full of money.

[@snukastyle]

I'd love to see one for the A-Team movie. I need to know if flying tanks is tight or wow wow wow.

[@MMIGOR]

2:29 I'll never watch action movies the same.

[@BumBum_420]

The greatest showman pitch meeting would be great

[@brucebaker810]

It might even be the greatest.

[@felipesouzaferreira9408]

Being brazillian, the hardest part to believe in the movie was that 1 guy controlled Rio. I mean, guys, it's a total clusterfuck over there

[@1.5Hours]

Love your pitch meetings mate. They crack me up everytime. I'd love to see you do a P.M. for the Saw movies. & The X-Files, both show & movies. Keep up the great work.

[@GoldenUnlimited]

*Hello person, scrolling through the comments, I hope you have a nice day! :)*

[@25thturtle48]

I wish you good fortune as well!

[@jotheunissen9274]

Thanks a bunch, you too

[@nateofalltrades1448]

Thanks, you too

[@vivala70s]

Back at you my dude.

[@hjfreyer]

\o/

[@ChampionOfHammerfell]

Insert Brazil “safe chase” scene that was actually filmed in Puerto Rico here and.... done.

[@karabomasibi2331]

"If George Clooney fell into a vat of testosterone" , this is extra funny after watching the Rick and Morty vat of acid episode

[@SeraphsWitness]

And then took a Mario Bros. mushroom, then you've got The Rock.

[@rachelmae8635]

I’m telling my friends about this channel this is quality content with barley an inconvenience yet!

[@daddiodizzle8990]

Your format always delivers and never disappoints. Often highlighting things left unspoken. Thank you !

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

Can't wait for Train Guy's kid to be the villain in FF25.

[@adeeltk]

The producer is the best boss ever.

[@MrMovieRecaps]

God I love your pitch meetings Ryan!!

[@Euxiphipops77]

0:35 'Oh yeah, he murdered someone or SOMETHING" I just cannot with this guy.

[@joecross5335]

I love watching these for movies I haven't even seen. This is awesome.

[@larrydeck5169]

Love your Pitch Meeting skits! Please consider doing one for “Snow Piercer”... one of the worse movies ever made! 🤪

[@arigat-o9670]

“Hey, man, so glad to hear your wife’s having a baby.” “She’s with child and stuff.” “Wut?”