The Dumbest Lines from EVERY Fast & Furious Movie

We love the Fast & Furious movies, but we have to admit they don’t have the best writing. We compiled the dumbest lines from every movie in the franchise and ranked them to determine the cringiest movie in the Fast & Furious universe. Put on your funderwear, this is the D-List!
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[@Donut]

There are so many lines we couldn't fit in this video! What's your favorite quote that we missed?

[@RayanM50B25]

Cum

[@yamafz6r]

The 20 speed transmission in every car is cringe

[@amaansiddiqui2030]

Donut media bring up to speed back

[@SkyHighGD]

32 Minutes of actually good content. Thank you, James and Nolan, for your dedication.

[@17969296]

WHERE THE HELL IS UP TO SPEED -me now

[@modellingseb9304]

This cringe is strong, but not as strong as family

[@vanessalionel7614]

*Mexican music starts playing*

[@sxnn3rz]

@@vanessalionel7614 omg yess hahahah

[@maseehmohamed8785]

im crying

[@viniciuslima210]

@@vanessalionel7614 Ao quen diga quien soy, lo bandolero donde oy...

[@piccoloatburgerking]

Family was the ultimate cringe all along!!

[@thehandyguy]

"Doesn't matter what's under the hood what matters is who's behind the wheel" Me in my moms corolla: 👁👄👁

[@YuShawStang]

That Line is suitable for the first and second seasons Initial D only.

[@weloveturbos1404]

@@YuShawStang agreed

[@PITMGN7]

the funniest thing is that most they do is drag racing. what's "under the hood" is 99% what matters, if you got a faster car to win you just need to do a decent launch and shifting fast. you could launch the car with the skills of a dragster driver and be shifting as fast as keiichi tsuchiya , but if your opponent's car is potentially half a second faster on the quart and he can do a decent launch you'll definitely lose lmao who cares who's behind the wheel, you're not even gonna use it lol

[@HKSFangirl]

@@YuShawStang nah, up to fourth stage.

[@YuShawStang]

@@HKSFangirl You are wrong. Takumi has 4A-GE, which is a big deal under the hood.

[@wyattsmith6694]

When Dom goes “…pussy”, and Nolan turns an entirely different color while laughing…that’s the good stuff right there 😂

[@Andrewje85]

Wait they bleeped it, how did you know what he said?!?!

[@BiggestNightmareJim]

Its not censored in the movie of course​@@Andrewje85

[@IanSlatas]

As someone who's "slightly" older than these movies, we were saying NOS or nitrous interchangeably way before this movie was written. The movie series definitely mainstreamed a lot of terms, but definitely didn't invent anything.

[@Teknakill]

CHURCH.

[@654Crossman]

Exactly

[@jkleinhu4406]

The way Paul walker says “I need Nos” like he’s a junkie

[@RandomStuffGarage619]

No he says "NAWZ". THAT is what makes it so funny! And a motec exhaust hahaha that's like saying superchip wheels lol

[@andrewmccumber5871]

He's addicted to the nos energy drink lol

[@charliepayy]

@@andrewmccumber5871 not from uk

[@shanehampson8704]

thats back when he was hangin with steve o

[@aryooon1493]

its like Ozzy Osbourne

[@3LZ0RR0]

Everytime Dom says *FAMILY* , 500HP get's added to all of his cars

[@CrippledMerc]

So that must be how he had 5000 horsepower in the scene where they all harpoon his car!

[@No-sr5fb]

He's really just been giving his party a buff all this time

[@Fosi94]

loooooooooooooooool

[@wunder9613]

L

[@thereal1kmoney308]

😂

[@kirk0respite]

The thing about the “keep your car your respect is good enough for me” is actually very sweet it’s referring to what Brian said in the first movie about respect being more important to some people and Dom learning this from him showing that a piece of Brian lives on in dom RIP PAUL

[@rengab137]

That's the first thing I thought of!

[@ImaginaryNate]

As a main character, only 18 total points from Brian is pretty impressive. Especially bc 10 of those came from one line.

[@brodiwheeler7583]

Drop it. I don’t wanna talk about it!

[@seand.g423]

Drop it, Hel! I wanna hear em on _this,_ ​@brodiwheeler7583

[@brodiwheeler7583]

@@seand.g423 I said fuhgettaboutit Cuh!

[@Nate34]

When my friend points out my car hasn’t moved in three months Me:Forget about it cuh

[@Nate34]

HELP THERES A BOT HEEEELP

[@CARandDRONE]

@@Nate34 there's too many of them! Save yourself!

[@weirdbeardgarage]

Try 7 years...

[@Nate34]

@@weirdbeardgarage lmao gl

[@samuelorellana2603]

Poor F me Rita. I'm sure she'll be satisfied by posting in the youtube comments of a popular video. Hang in there, Sweetheart

[@jeffconstantino5235]

They should call the 10th movie “fast 10 your seatbelts”

[@colbyparsons9794]

dude yes my guy

[@4rsh193]

Yes.

[@earthisgood]

nice

[@dissomeboolshiethowsyourda3443]

Most people would call that cringe* Even tho it sounds good .

[@RakibHasan-hs1me]

I died out of laughing

[@jonnymac86]

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" was expecting this to show up. i laughed a lot in this one. thanks donut.

[@heyhocodyo1997]

I like that line

[@santavgc5950]

Dude whoever is cackling in the background I love you 🤣 makes me feel like I'm in the same room 😂

[@ryancurley2351]

James: **Says something funny** Woman in background: ahAhAHAHAHAHA

[@brycewiggins6677]

I swear she was doing it just for attention

[@843arms]

That laugh made me cringe more than any of the lines hahaha

[@stoff3r]

That was the only thing that made me spit out my cereal during this whole thing. love her !

[@Loebane]

Haha I loved it.

[@ronpaulssecretary]

@@843arms "woman has fun in a video" you: THIS IS CRINGE

[@deathberry33]

The girl's laugh is so consistent it almost sounds like it's canned

[@ThePower1037]

IKR (some camera/set lady.)

[@vadapartyannapurna]

It is, mostly

[@connornifong9861]

Like she was payed to laugh at the dumb jokes.

[@ZDCPW]

It was kinda annoying, ngl

[@lucasfennema6778]

I wasn’t the only one to notice and the ones she laughed at weren’t that funny

[@ddblink02]

This might be my favorite Donut video. This is two buddies talking shop about one of their favorite things. 10/10

[@I_am_Soulfix]

God, this is easily the most I've laughed during a Donut video.

[@spartans5952]

bro where is The Rock saying “Daddy’s gotta go to work” and then tearing off his cast like its a plastic bag 😂😂

[@MRREE-zw6xc]

I really appreciate that they have both matching Dom necklaces!!

[@krimsonk-9478]

"Imma beat you like a cherokee drum" Idc how big you are, this threat would throw me off and make me crack up if you're about to kick my ass.

[@THESLlCK]

@@krimsonk-9478 the proper response is "I'm gonna take your land and introduce you to dysentery then"

[@juancerda3188]

@@krimsonk-9478 super sus line the first time I heard it😂😂I stared at the theater screen like 🤨

[@matijapavicic2224]

wtf thats just cool hows that cringe hahahahaha it the rock

[@Yungbsao]

James and Nolan: *breathes* Lady in the background: *HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@garlicbread4244]

Thats where the cringe is

[@azzz..6]

I swear it was so annoying

[@max_x2]

She's having fun. Remember that feeling?

[@gamingden444]

I think it might even be fake

[@azzz..6]

@@max_x2 I think we all do wouldn’t we if we’re a human being, I’m just saying her laugh is annoying af

[@Staying_Dangerous_Official]

I don't think I laughed this hard at a YT video before. 2 years old and it took me back in a time machine. Thanks

[@melindat.1259]

I just discovered this channel. Love it. I'm a nurse and this video reminds me of how healthcare workers yell at the TV when watching medical shows. I didn't think about any other types of careers. I like how this is mechanics doing the same thing with car movies. So funny.

[@woohunter1]

Haha, sorta same thing here: I’m a remodeling contractor, sometimes I loose my sanity when I watch a house flipping episode in tv. I have been known to pause the show, rewind it, and show my wife the mistake they just made.

[@TrinidadCardonaOfficial]

I never noticed how hood brian was in the 2nd one 😂 “lmk right quick” “forget about it cuh” LMAOO

[@topography]

pockets aint empty cuh

[@GreenRanger91]

I thought i was the only one lol

[@hostileaks4495]

I like to think tyrese was feeding him those lines or something I can't think of any reason his character would change that much from the first movie.

[@LordPrometheous]

how did you not notice it? that shit was terrible. He's never been a great actor to begin with, but the code switching as soon as he's talking to Roman was just wack as fuck.

[@LordPrometheous]

@@hostileaks4495 it sounded like the first time in his life that he wanted to try to "west coast hood", because of course that's how we all talk. He should've said, "no, I'm not saying that stupid shit".

[@kevinarias6843]

I'm sorry but that Ludacris line about divorce is actually hilarious, has to be a 0

[@bigthumpernick4150]

right that's what I was thinking. It wasn't cringy at all I just lmao

[@seanharrison6162]

I think most of his lines is just him talking no script

[@SuperXtremeJosh]

Sameee

[@eastrock9805]

Yeah and it's soooo original. Literally never done before.

[@Enigmaz]

It wasn't cringy...the men get it!

[@badsonsentertainment]

I think in the Fast 1, when Vince was hostile towards Brian I think it was because of his intuition telling him that Brian is bad news for the group that maybe he might be a cop.

[@kiaba360-4]

Vince also has a thing for Mia iirc.

[@girlytomboyx]

@@kiaba360-4yep Vince wanted Mia all to himself

[@madMARTYNmarsh1981]

'It doesnt matter whats under the hood, only who's behind the wheel' I want to see Dom driving a Reliant Robin in the next film if he really believes that.

[@god.mp4]

"Did you sleep good?" "yes." "what did it cost?" "my friend's office"

[@mclarenspeedtail8988]

ouch

[@norbertlisiakiewicznorbert2576]

What's going on with comments - i mean look up ∆ |

[@god.mp4]

Why am i getting so many bots on this, i just wanted to make a joke on the amazing ads Donut Media makes

[@neeljavia2965]

@@god.mp4 Lol. I noticed that.

[@bradelson2181]

“Do you even know what DK stands for?” “Donkey kong?” “Nah, DRIFT KING”

[@markdelauwste]

I thought that was rather funny actually

[@jeremyramesh3389]

@@markdelauwste it is

[@jahimuddin2306]

That was pretty funny.

[@yeah.2596]

That was a good one

[@mstripling86]

Do you even know what DP stands for? 😉

[@mymomsthedevil]

Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that, he just went into Harry's, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a Motec exhaust.

[@MirkoDestiny]

"Forget about it cuh" is a national Treasure.

[@tristanmurry7484]

“it doesn’t matter what’s under the hood. all that matters is who’s behind the wheel” me in my riced out 2002 altima 2.5: 👁👄👁

[@LucidPsiloc]

Me with a stock 93 integra: 👁👄👁

[@user-cg9zq4bt5q]

How about a 07.... ...PRIUS!😆

[@TheCarpenterUnion]

You are speed

[@BigMosh]

Mean while I got my s197 5.0 coyote with turbo but if dom drove your car I’m getting the gap sauce 😂😂

[@LucidPsiloc]

@@user-cg9zq4bt5q sheeesh bro sends civics with laptops to grapple bees

[@AnotherMC]

“Better hide your baby oil” “Better hide that big ass forehead”

[@jake3854]

nah that was the funniest line in movie history

[@mujahidfr8333]

That is literally the best line in entire franchise im serious

[@bragemerkesdal6973]

that was so great wym

[@baylorgray1983]

Lol that was a GREAT line not to mention it wasn’t even in the script. Pretty good improv if you ask me

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Thats funny i got to admit

[@Theofilusnata]

“It's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car that's doing the driving.” Vin Sorento, Superfast! (2015)

[@broceratops1337]

James and Nolan's friendship on full display ❤️

[@sirsawtooth4044]

One of the producers laughs is like revving a Honda.

[@znismo1]

😂😂😂 that was a good one man

[@dylan8736]

Like a parrot too

[@michaelbenitez2639]

it is, but it's also contagious...love it!

[@luizbruno2010]

16:58?

[@luismariafernandezperez6931]

Kinda annoying

[@lanadee4835]

The line where the rock says "daddy's gotta go to work" and literally explodes his arm cast by flexing is an 11/10

[@candycorn4912]

Incredible moment 👏👏👏

[@youknow2849]

Holy f lmao im so glad i quit watching after Tokyo drift

[@ddm62571]

Maybe the most cringiest line of the series. 😆

[@lanadee4835]

@@ddm62571 lol yeah, it's in my top 3 for sure

[@WL2K]

@@youknow2849 Im glad I quit watching after the first one. I think I'm *up to speed* just by watching this video

[@mattwilkinson5605]

Forgot about “pockets ain’t empty cuz”

[@caramelthunder1980]

The amount of times in my life I've said, "forget about it cuh," "still a buster," and "I live my life a quarter mile at a time."

[@guillermococofrito9196]

"You just earned a dance with the devil, boy. You are under arrest" sounds like a Steven Seagal line.

[@fridaycaliforniaa236]

Omg so true !! ^^

[@esmokebaby]

Ya I here the line in his voice

[@latinbeandip]

If a kid said that at any point he’d definitely get my respect lol 😂

[@MrMJmusicLover]

Stolen from the first Batman movie

[@wesley4125]

Seagal is the king of cringe

[@Mexifrench311]

"You can have any beer you want, as long as it is a Corona" - Dom best line

[@InTheZoneAC]

"what was that restaurant you wanted to take me to?"

[@Mexifrench311]

My bad there are better, for instance "Hey Einstein take it upstairs! You can't detail a car with a cover on."

[@TheDennys21]

"You can have any virus you want, as long as it is a Corona"

[@Leon.Hickey]

"Pussy" -Dom

[@greensnake00]

Ad long as it's not a bud or Coors 😂

[@Lexyboogie]

That granny shifting double clutching line confused me for years, until I realized that you wouldn't double clutch on a drag race anyway. LMAO

[@lostgubbins]

i would absolutely love a running commentary track or watch along of the fast series with these two

[@FoureyedErik]

You guys forgot when Tyreese said “you better hide the baby oil” and The Rock responded with “you better hide that big ass forehead” 😭☠️

[@0Heeroyuy01]

fun fact that was all improvised and Ludacris's reaction is genuine

[@markmcdonald6665]

I thought that was funny as hell

[@serialhater7360]

@@markmcdonald6665 same..i almost choked on my popcorn when i heard that

[@JDMKEV]

@@0Heeroyuy01 yeah thats what makes it even better when you rewatch it ahaha

[@terminal_veloster986]

That was actually funny though and completely improvised😂

[@anthonys3892]

“I said forget about it cuh” - The Late Paul Walker’s greatest line

[@stevenlosey3144]

Fuhgetabout it cuh

[@xtrasnaxy2094]

Arguably the greatest line in film history.

[@davidriverajr8332]

El cuhhhh

[@RooMan93]

What a bout "Bridge!?!"

[@planetdee3587]

Did he mean cuz?

[@R.A.G-xe6sd]

I don’t sleep on any side, I roll around like a gas station hotdog.

[@Lang77609]

You should've added Dom's line from number 1 where he says "Almost had me? You never had me you never had your Car" The way he says it makes it extremely Cringe and also he did almost have Dom Cause it was less than a 4 second difference

[@dominickbraun8116]

Suki as she is jumping the bridge: “Smack that ass.” I’ve been so confused by that line for years

[@Abel-Alvarez]

Or when she hits the RX-7 and says "Bend over boy". 🙃

[@NPC-Gamer]

Yesss I hated that since the first time I've heard it It just doesn't make any goddamn sense

[@wcj_ink]

I think it means how hard the rear of the car is going to smack the concrete when it lands and as for “bend over boy” she’s hitting it from the back so bend over

[@austingilreath2741]

@@Abel-Alvarez Suki and Orange had a quarrel at the beginning of the race, then Orange taunts Suki with a sexual innuendo and other types of taunts. But Orange is hogging both lanes of the road which leads to Suki tailgating him. Suki is pissed at Orange so she taunts him with a sexual innuendo. Orange lost focus on the race and came in so hot around a corner, which in turn he left a wide enough gap. Which Suki takes advantage of and overtakes him within the race.

[@austingilreath2741]

One half of that quote is a sexual innuendo and the other half is her way of stating Newton's laws of gravity.

[@var1ables854]

The girls laugh in the background literally is killing me.

[@Zanamo]

Cringy remove her. Not girl sounds lie 50 yo women

[@KamaleLoco]

Yeah was annoyin me alot too lol

[@JaykuzZa]

She has the joker laugh

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

In a good way or a bad way?

[@var1ables854]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 good way.

[@jamesredneckterry1223]

Man I love your guys stuff!! I've seen damn near every video yall have

[@FleccaRobinson]

21:04 if this movie was a comedy they would have all just looked at her for a few seconds and then just been like "anyway pink slips you in?"

[@YeeSoest]

When Dom stomped the Parking Garage in half, someone in the movie theater stood up and left and the ONLY reaction from the rest of the crowd was someone yelling "oh THIS is where you draw the line? fawk off then"

[@manuelbaezmb]

I’m dying at this comment

[@TheNord06]

Lmfao amazing

[@richiehoyt8487]

They had me as far as cars punching through the side of mountains; that's what finished it for me... I mean, it's like: are they taking the rise out of themselves, or as someone who's spent 12 quid into the cinema to see the film, are they just taking the pi55 out of me?!

[@callmedragon5321]

Hahaha, ive only ever walked out of one movie. I had gone to see it with my girlfriend at the time and a couple other friends male/female. The movie was mr. & mrs. Smith, as soon as they stopped trying to kill eachother, the plot was clear. I stood up, announced, this movie f*cking sucks, and walked out the emergency exit, to applause. Leaving my friends and gf still sitting there. They all left minutes later, and i dont think anyone in that showing made it all the way through the movie. Sometimes you just gotta go. But your story is like walking out of an avengers movie wtf were you doing here to begin with

[@frumsmcnoodles323]

@@richiehoyt8487 or in f9 when they flip the giant truck and somehow it speeds up despite sliding on its roof. Also magical magnets that apparantly have directional control and only grab things relevant to the plot.

[@b1llc0llect0r3]

“I said forget about it cuh” - Best line ever.

[@MrMpm3001]

😂😂😂💀

[@gabrielperez2198]

EJECTO SEATOO CUHHH

[@b1llc0llect0r3]

@@gabrielperez2198 That’s definitely the one lol

[@ultimatum117052]

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

[@MrMpm3001]

@@ultimatum117052 yeah but he still won’t have over 100k under the hood like Johnny Tran 😂

[@ripple4652]

So "Thunderwear" is the underwear you get issued to you when you enlist. It's like "Whitey Tighties" but they are brown. So essentially he was saying be ready to shit your pants. Lmao

[@noobrou5857]

These two are the wrong people to be calling things cringe😂

[@EdgarHernandez-eb9op]

Favorite quote: “I said forget about it cuhh”

[@ls7_eric853]

Its a edgar cuh thats why

[@JuanFlores-oj1fm]

WOW, literally an Edgar saying "Cuh". This is magic.

[@ItsYurVatoAlex]

To this day I wonder “did Brian really say cuhh??..”

[@nazz2406]

Bruh, I fuckin hated that line n how many times tht shit was used. Like you just couldnt get over how bad it was lol.

[@saimamerzougui7981]

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[@redacted8567]

The Paul Walker “cuh” line is so cringe it loops back around to being a good line

[@TunaMayoInumaki]

Stop callin it cringe, cuh

[@ryisz1257]

That line was supposed to be that way

[@jaynyce5923]

“Cuh” is Florida slang so it made sense since 2 Fast was in Miami

[@redacted8567]

@@jaynyce5923 still cringe as shit

[@Brian-pc5xe]

@@jaynyce5923 still turbo cringey

[@TheOficialShortKing]

I will always thank Donut for that yellow time bar so i can skip the ad lol its the little things that make this channel great

[@lanceareadbhar]

I just happened to turn on Furious 7 and saw "The Street... Always Wins" line and thought it was the worst written line and delivery I had ever seen. I very much love the movie after starting it from the beginning.

[@kakakaseygagas]

Tokyo Drift: -what are you doing talking to my girl?! -well she was just admirin’...*turns head* mah riiiiideee.

[@martinv3126]

*guy in the background * “mah riiiiide”

[@a.castillo2190]

@@martinv3126 and that's in the subtitles so it wasn't adlibbed lol some guy got paid to obnoxiously yell Mahh Rayyhhhddeee, lololol

[@ethanpetty3108]

Hahahahahhahahaahhahahaahhahahaahahahahahahahagagahahahahhaahhaahhaahhaahahahahhaahahhaahaahahahahagagag

[@victorxdavid]

wow you watched the video aswell??

[@untiedgabriel4850]

Na it’s mah raaaaaade

[@scottcarroll7782]

The street wins will always be the cringiest line for me. I remember bursting out in uncontrollable laughter when I heard it in the theater. 😂

[@ProjectEurobeat]

I cringe every single time I hear it

[@alba4132]

That one and “words haven’t even been invented yet” were the ones that made me physically cringe in the theaters

[@icecreampimpdeux]

Oh yeah, I lost it when he said that shit then he just did his little stomp to collapse the whole structure lmfao

[@ZombieByte]

i can just imagine the screenwriter room during that scene writer 1 "and then he say's 'the street always wins" writer 2 "sweet... but wait aren't they on a roof in this scene?" writer 1 "yea shut up, and then he's gonna stomp and the whole building they're standing on is gonna collapse around them" writer 2 *exhaling a lung full of nitrous oxide* "...awesome"

[@AngelFknTasty]

And the earthbending, masterpiece of cringe

[@cannabishornliu6119]

"This car is literal perfection!" Dom: "It will be if its driven by family!"

[@philip1065]

My cringiest one was when dom catches letty in the air crossed gap in the road and lands on a windshield of a car going opposite way on highway, later letty asks “how did you know that car would be there to break our fall?” Like really????

[@connordavis5268]

They missed the best lien in the whole franchise, EJECTO SEAT-O CUZ

[@familyelkins7273]

Fr 😂

[@hamirthapar6788]

That line isn’t cringy. It’s iconic.

[@markoz673bajen8]

Use em bus tokens partner.

[@manostsompanakis4021]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@38llee]

I love that line! hahaha

[@rarestpepe7157]

The girl laughing in the background is like me laughing at my crush’s jokes.

[@recklessgenesis3476]

So true 😂😂

[@mrb8584]

Word xD

[@richardsalad414]

Yes

[@bengeorge9063]

Sounds like a hyena

[@thech33f39]

@cancerbath its a trap

[@kanomorojele4956]

🔴 1st One.. When Dom literally became a Marvel superhero.. He's basically 'Ghost Rider' without the flames and Skeleton.

[@tim3172]

27:55 is *by far* the cringiest, bar-none. If it's a 10 the next-cringiest is ~1.05/10.

[@Kiddomike]

Cringiest line / scene for me was Dom saying: “This is Brazeealll!” With arms wide open.

[@LeWildTurd]

With the subtitles reading "This is Brazil" across the screen like we couldn't tell? LMAO I agree that shit was hilarious cringe tho

[@Douglastrds]

Yes! Thank you!

[@Realizinq]

That shi was kinda real tho cuz it shows americans how other countries are run by the mafia n not the government. A lot of Americans really dont know that exists.

[@Douglastrds]

@@Realizinq the organized crime in brazil is actually way worse than that. The cringe was an american rich dude trying to act tough and actually commanding the gangs.

[@mrlazygenius2816]

@@Douglastrds Bruh.. Seriously.. You makin' that out to be like if that really happened lol, in a damn movie!

[@Sebasdiezl]

Nobody: The girl in the back: ah haha HAAAAA

[@jannikheidrich2035]

I think it must be fake, if there's another person in the room it most probably can't see what they're seeing

[@tungabunga4107]

@@jannikheidrich2035 yea its basically the same laugh every time too

[@b.roa2366]

@@jannikheidrich2035 it is actually real because they have a female employee and also the whole crew are watching in a big screen

[@Ispeedymg]

@@jannikheidrich2035 yeah I think she’s one of the shows crew/producers, she was in the background a lot in HiLow. I don’t judge her for laughing too hard, James was a pretty good stand up comedian before he started hosting for Donut.

[@ArlethSmith]

@@b.roa2366 Closed fists, he's mad and he throws fits Thinking 'bout me making money fucking tits I don't give a shit!

[@gannicusnobody7782]

I enjoyed this video so much. Thank you guys. ^_^

[@vandalg282]

The reality; all actors are cringey front of the class nerds who took drama in school... So they never say no to over the top stage plays, which is exactly the franchise is.

[@quentinkelley]

Best line: "you got anything to eat up in there? We HONGRY"

[@AL-ov9wx]

Hongry 😂😂😂

[@Koz6336]

"we ain't hongry no more bra"

[@youknow2849]

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[@youknow2849]

What do you get when you put 2 socially awkward guys and 1 annoying girls voice in the background..? Donut Media

[@jkuhede]

Hahahahah XD

[@chrisgonz19]

"I said forget about it cuh" is the best line in any movie ever.

[@tWo-hu8mk]

It’s was so. Genuine it had to be improvised 😂

[@DuBstep115]

I forgot how full of cringe these movies are

[@kataraxo]

“EJECTO SEATO CUH!” comes second😂

[@lukasnovikas2838]

Eject-o seat-o cuh!

[@spartanking1405]

It’s alright but I prefer Rome’s “we hungry”

[@alloysmugoh1701]

Did dom just earth bend😂😂😂

[@kimebrahim4560]

This is the funniest video I’ve seen on the channel!! Watched it multiple times!! Please do cringiest/dumbest lines from other car movies!!

[@WtbgoldBlogspot]

I love the alternate reality, where Dom says "The Street Always Wins" and stomps his feet....but absolutely nothing happens.

[@valentincelestite9861]

And this is why he became the bad guy in F8, he was just traumatized and wanted revenge from the street

[@acorn4461]

@@valentincelestite9861 what? That is definitely not even close to why he went rogue

[@valentincelestite9861]

@@acorn4461 But it's an alternate reality so I think it's possible x)

[@mr.gilbert2790]

@@acorn4461 shut up

[@47.FortySeven.47]

Or better, He sprains his ankle.. and Jason just shoots hi.

[@jeremytheimer7443]

"the thing about street fights, the street always wins" Is by far the worst one in all of fast and furious. especially since they tried to make it a good one-liner and paused the scene to deliver it.

[@consensus688]

It would work if every street fight happened during a earthquake

[@yashasvik2958]

@@consensus688 or if every street street had a vin diesel superhero to stomp their foot and break the floor in 3

[@Xsonic378X]

I loudly said “wtf?” in the theater and then me and my friends missed like a minute of the movie from laughing so much

[@shadow105720]

This one felt like it should have been a callback to something Vince said to Brian in the first movie while fighting over the tuna no crust, but that just never even happened. It's a brand new line (kinda dumb one at that) that they just throw out like it's been in the 7 previous films as well.

[@storkie1]

Plus, when he says it, he isn't even standing in the street he's standing on a roof XD

[@fastlane2914]

I laughed so hard at this 😂 great vid guys

[@larsw3967]

This was so much more hilarious...since I recently watched the first 5 FFs...and it's fresh in my mind. 🤣🤣🤣

[@matisse8684]

“Try 5” Plot twist: Shaw was actually talking about shoe sizes

[@edgiestofcars]

No he meant 5 horsepower

[@danielh9981]

Edgy Car bruh

[@CYMotorsport]

you put "Granny Shiftin" on a t shirt I'm buying off the first press in every color boys believe that 😂

[@Tellemtobringoutthewholeocean]

Love your channel

[@youknow2849]

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[@youknow2849]

What do you get when you put 2 socially awkward guys and 1 annoying girls voice in the background..? Donut Media

[@rally2727]

They couldn't, Universal would sue them bad

[@joshgee8714]

stick to Indycar yankee

[@OrcinusLaryngologist]

“You never had your car” will forever be my favorite line out of these movies. It goes so hard.👌

[@jaredbezes7806]

Granny shiftin not double clutching like you should is the best line in all of fast and furious movies. I wish Vin would say it again.

[@honeydewd4847]

Y’all just forget “more than you can afford pal, Ferrari”

[@germansherman9395]

Nah that’s just how Ferrari owners are

[@dylanvanderburg9704]

“Closes laptop” Smoke him

[@en3myspott3d54]

That's just a average Ferrari owner

[@sweetssandbox3526]

If only he knew that Dom had made so much money off of stolen DVD players

[@jth_printed_designs]

Yeah, but that line was intentionally cringey so it doesn't make sense to ding the movie for it.

[@user-iz8tw2yi8q]

Be honest, we all want a Fast and Furious with street races again.

[@nicholasschwear789]

I knew the series was dead in fast five when they do a huge setup for s street race and then just cut to them driving in with the cars they won. Like WHAT THE HELL

[@spidermonkey6987]

But it "endorses people to copy that illegal behaviour on our beloved streets and we can't encourage that!!!" -Cops, Mayors, Karens

[@Ash-fy3cx]

That's what got us into it in the 1st place

[@jujurodriguez5196]

People try to recreate so many times the truck stunt from first movie that they decided to do kid friendly stuff instead same goes for wwf/wwe ikno different subjects but same pov

[@IiI_Gogeta_IiI]

Watch craig liebermans video he helped on the first 2 fast and furious’ and explains why they stray away from the street racing scene. I cant remember what he says but it makes a little bit of sense.

[@MJW238]

By not doing Hobbes and Shaw you missed The Rock and Jason Statham going at each other - the entire movie is a perfect collection of classic dumb action hero lines.

[@bassplayer2011ify]

So about the Skyline in the first film it got crushed in the end because it wasn't Imported properly. The GTR was going to be the original hero car. But because of the import laws they went with a Supra. Craig Lieberman the tech advisor has a KZbin channel and worked on the first two fast films. And in goes into all the details about the cars. Also, the Eclipse was originally purple with a yellow interior. But apparently, Tyrese didn't like the Lakers so they changed the interior to grey.

[@SPARTAN-mb6gx]

I'm convinced everyone in the fast films except Statham is drunk

[@AzureRaven2]

Putting that Corona sponsorship to use I guess lol

[@jealou4088]

wait only in the last ones? I think all of them are bad

[@madMARTYNmarsh1981]

They aren't drunk, they're on mushrooms.

[@nombreespablo]

@@AzureRaven2 😂

[@dr._breens_beard]

Would explain the constant crashes with no serious injuries

[@cristianfranco979]

“Your respect is good enough for me” I think that’s a nod to Paul Walker’s line that talks about respect in the original Fast and Furious

[@youknow2849]

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[@uriels4097]

Since we see him again in the movie, it feels like "now you own me a favor"

[@SkylerKingTW]

"This is just sooo racist" "He's got a lot of POWERFUL WOMEN in his life..." "He says the OTHER f-word" "And you KNOW a guy wrote that" How to tell everyone you live in California without saying "I live in California".

[@jandbyoung1]

Very true. These dudes are woke as shit

[@RailsofForney]

14:10 I think the idea is how wolves have a strong sensitivity to scent (they have a great sense of smell). More likely than not, they included the aforementioned line to complete the wolf reference.

[@ApexAviation9782]

The last time I was this early, fast and furious was actually about cars and NOT 3 bald guys fighting bots

[@gabbytimpug8399]

@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? BOT

[@L0VE2T0NGA]

*me slowly adding together all the bald characters like I'm in the 3rd grade* "DAMN THERE ARE 3 BALD GUYS"😂

[@MDDeGrande1994]

It *never ever was* about cars (nor street racing) in the first place. It's an *ACTION* movie franchise where the cars and driving/racing are (or at least were) included.

[@patomullers6302]

"Do you know who is dk?" "DONKEY KONG? "

[@merika.n.pitvipers701]

That’s my favorite fast line

[@saimamerzougui7981]

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[@giovannigiorgio514]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFathomNight]

Surprised that line didn't make it lol

[@theapexpredator157]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust...

[@amiwrongaboutsports]

I’m sad they didn’t say “it doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning” and the original is the winner

[@vertisce2845]

Dom's "Your respect is good enough for me." line is a throwback to the first movie when Brian raced Dom for his respect.

[@ki11atj49]

Sort of but I wouldn't give them credit for that

[@sakuraa2008]

I know right

[@sakuraa2008]

I think they choose to put that line in the movie in honor of Paul Walker tho. It wasn't cringe at all.

[@jrpueyo7531]

They could have included/delivered that way better than that.

[@robertmoore3904]

@@sakuraa2008 They put everything in recent films for Brian to the point the blue Skyline is his character now.

[@professionalgamer3024]

*Flipkart sounds like an F1 car* Brian: “It’s a turbo diesel”

[@runeshark22]

in fairness, audi had been running a turbo diesel at lemans for years and did pretty well with it, and the flipkart does sounds pretty similar (at least the canned effects they used for it)

[@Weird_Cat_Thingy]

"Sounds like something you'd run at Le Mans" at what point in time was a turbo diesel used at all in Le Mans?

[@runeshark22]

@@Weird_Cat_Thingy audi r10 tdi. Ran from 06 through 09, won 75% of its races.

[@NA-ij6pc]

@@Weird_Cat_Thingy DU-MB

[@deAdsPAcE9]

@@Weird_Cat_Thingy every car Audi has entered since 06

[@BLKBRDD]

Jeff from the wiggles ?!?!?! That the most obscurely Australian reference from an American Ive ever heard. 😂 that caught me off guard

[@charldb972]

The first one is definitely the most cringe but at the same time the most iconic and best

[@trumulletman]

"I'll have the tuna on rye" "No crust?" "Nooooo crruuuust" Gets me every time

[@yohnny8839]

i think its tuna on white.

[@ninthcloud6331]

Those 2 were destined for each other from the very first moment we see Brian eat Mia's tuna 😏

[@manuelsilva3365]

Vince doesn't like it when Brian leaves the Tuna creamy

[@greenieman26tube]

Guys...the exact quote doesn't matter! Because No one likez the f**King tuna!

[@trumulletman]

My bad, I think you're right, it's been a min since I've seen the OG FnF 😂

[@GladeAir-Freshener]

Dom is the only type of guy to say “Pussy” after murdering someone by sandwich press

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Exactly and it's not off Character

[@stckarma6673]

Nah, sounds like something Riddick would say

[@GladeAir-Freshener]

@@stckarma6673 as if they’d have sandwich presses in that place

[@akiraodu]

Yeah, it's like "Pussy. If i were you, i would have survived after that" lol

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

especially since he thought he killed his girlfriend. You don't macho over your love's murderer for ego, you just kill him and make sure the bastard's dead.

[@WomFPV]

Good lord who is the cackling banshee in the background? She made me laugh more than the video! 😂