Fast Food, Churches & Dancing Dogs - Joanna Responds

[@gabrielabarragan4478]

Am I the only one who subscribed to FLAMA because of Joanna?

[@dancecentralYESXD]

+Gabriela Barragan Nope. Another one, right here...

[@sofiaalayon3340]

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[@eddstactitudcaribe8046]

my same reason.

[@johnlawrencevaldez3941]

No....I subscribed because of her...

[@mayerly5837]

facts me too XD

[@supb1437]

I'm not South American. Just a homesick Filipino kid studying overseas, and it's so strange because I can relate to your videos like 80%. Dem Spaniards colonized us for like 300 years so I understand most the Spanish and am able to relate to the Latino culture. Imo, my country is more South American than Asian. Gaaah, I guess what I'm trying to say is that your videos remind me of home. Man, I talk too much. Sorry...

[@SandiRMayor]

jajajaja i like filipinooo!! we have so much in common ^^

[@leechin610]

THIS IS A GREAT HAPPY LIFE FOR I AM, ME! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! @iamleechin Get all the Joanna antics we get into!

[@1vanessadelarosa]

+Lee Chin u wanna be famouse so desperated right hahahahahah

[@Stayner]

+Lee Chin I will open a twitter account just to follow you.

[@FutileGrief]

Because "donkey" translates to "burro", and people call "burro" a dumb person. So it's basically "dumb people's skin is not invisible" which is funny because no one's skin is invisible lalalalalala...

[@JonathanRodriguez-sg7hm]

+ThatOnePerson Pretty used by kidsin each elementary school in Venezuela.

[@FutileGrief]

Jonathan Rodríguez also in Colombia

[@cabellones]

+ThatOnePerson brazil say it to....

[@FutileGrief]

Christian Cordoba Basically every country in latin america

[@tuanoful]

+ThatOnePerson Ohhh, that makes sense.

[@khernandezpardo]

I've always heard it as "éramos muchos y parió la abuela," and it seems to make more sense

[@Rosi_in_space]

+Kevin Hernández Yes, grandma doing something VERY unnecessary.

[@Stayner]

+Kevin Hernández el que posteo el dicho se equivoco.

[@niceceleon]

Because that's the right way to say it "eramos muchos y parió la abuela"

[@8mad]

Just started watching your videos today and I LOVE them.

[@Yuri7707]

I ship Joanna and the faceless guy.

[@miacarvajal9146]

The faceless guy is named Kris and yes, we all do

[@brandoncastner6607]

Joanna is my favorite, these videos are hilarious and make my day!

[@lizgaga89]

I mainly subscribed to Flama because of Joana, I need more videos of her!

[@sophiamunoz2674]

In my country it's "por plata baila el mono"😂

[@tharcblack]

"Éramos pocos y parió la abuela" doesn't mean that. It means that when a bunch of bad things happen, and you think nothing else can go wrong, it does. Aka Murphy's law. At least, that's the original meaning.

[@anny16110]

Love you, Joanna 💖

[@GustavoCaucayo]

THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU

[@angelsalaiza5014]

Fast food, fast food, church. Fast food, fast food, fast food, church. Fast food, church, walmart.

[@franciscopodadera4170]

Te amooooooooooooooo! Solamente me suscribí al canal por vos! Saludos de Argentina!

[@birdieperchy4501]

Joanna. Donkeys can procreate. It's MULES that can't. A mule is a donkey and a horse procreated together. Yeah... just yeah.

[@melanievalles1233]

I love this episode SOO much

[@zenaidamcr13]

"Donkey skin is not invisible" I CANNOT EVEN WITH THAT ONE. I'M CRYING

[@aledonir]

It really goes like this "Eramos muchos y parió la abuela*"

[@MadonnafanPuertoRico]

Love your randomness and craziness! I'm so happy that you're proud of being a Latina and don't mind showing it to the world 💖

[@OmarGidi]

Jo no puedo dejar de ver tus videos literal, no me habia reido asi en anos

[@beautifulenoughforme]

2:06 i lost it lol mainly cause i do the same when the frkn flame decides to become my 5th vocal cord

[@4drian79]

I was speeding once in Texas in a road trip and I'm from Mexico and my SUV has KM not miles so I had to pulled the "I don't understand and that on my car says 80Km" so the cop let me go hehe

[@mariavictoriaperezdiaz3590]

Tus videos son los mejores Joanna! Sigue así. Me rio demasiado de todo lo que dices xD

[@carevv]

jajajaj..joanna está loca de remate pero es super genial escucharla hablar...saludos y felicidad a todo su grupo

[@katecolvin7531]

i always call burritos little donkeys. so when my friend gets chipotle i go "hows ur little donkey?" she gets pissed.

[@ThePhanomas]

4:19 T-Rex rapper arms, loved it

[@dianapenasolis7081]

Joanna I want to see more videos of you, you are so funny. You should have your own program or something we all love you.

[@XavierLoquesea]

its "éramos muchos y parió la abuela", we are a lot and grandma gave birth, its used when its crowded and people still arriving.

[@JoseGarcia-xy9pb]

I love these videos

[@andreabriceno2162]

And thats the moment when you realize, that you can't show any of joanna's videos to your friends because no one of them knows or understand english.... Greetings from Venezuela!!! ILY Joanna

[@lizettevaldivieso780]

+Andrea Briceño i know right? is so sad. joanna es la mejor venezolana :D

[@bianca7328]

I love how Joanna is always like in pain when's she's speaking or maybe only when she's rapping.

[@abril9764]

"quieres ver a Dios comiendo arroz?" do you wanna see god eating rice? this is said when someone threats to hurt you

[@marzapan8736]

"ver a dios comiendo arroz" (to see god eating rice) it also means to be in great pain

[@feuerengelzwei]

Joanne right here there are some Nicaraguan sayings: "El muerto al hoyo y el vivo al bollo"..."Gato no come gato"..."El perro manda al gato y el gato al garabato"..."De lejos parece pendejo, de cerca no quedan dudas".

[@dancecentralYESXD]

+Carlos Danilo Perez Centeno Heeey, Nicaragua, up top! And also. Are you sure you wanna translate that first one into english?.

[@misbmt1]

waiting for the next one

[@EthanNeal]

Yep. I live near Atlanta XD It's so true.

[@TatoTips]

Joanna Eres las mejor!!

[@shanlovesluan]

joana you make my day . you are my idol

[@marcoscastro868]

Idk but Johanna is my favorite

[@isabellasarno1585]

C'mon Joanna! In Caracas we say "Ver el diablo en tanga" o "ver el diablo en pantaletas" all the time! And "La carne de burro no es invisible"

[@LuisBorja1981]

"Ver el diablo en tanga" can be used for pain, but for me is more about extremely frightening situations like being assaulted or in a car accident.

[@indeciso15]

1.80??? suddenly I feel like a midget haha

[@Rosi_in_space]

+Jose Flores She's taller than the average latino man, right?

[@indeciso15]

turbostewi​ specially central American men

[@luuchoo93]

+turbostewi not all latinos are short. White latinos, like the ones you find in Argentina and Uruguay, are way taller.

[@indeciso15]

+luuchoo G still I feel like a midget lmao

[@Rosi_in_space]

+luuchoo G I agree, the whiter - the taller(in average). According to wikipedia, the average height of a Mexican male in 2006 is 1.67m, women 1.55m. There is a tendency for tallness in middle and upper class, maybe because of better nutrition and European background. I'm half Mexican-half Swiss, 1.76m (thanks to my Swiss father). Joanna is even taller than the average Swiss male at the age of 20 years (1.78m).

[@vanecaba9290]

YOU ARE 20 CM AWAY FEOM BEING 2 METERS LONG?! uou, that is awesome

[@joseandresgutierrez4041]

HAHAHAHAHA i loved your performance of dancing dogs

[@Elhuggante]

At 2:14 the correct saying is: "éramos muchos y parió la abuela"... we were a lot, not a few that doesn't make sense... Our family was already big and grandma has now given birth adding one more to the family is the correct context of the popular saying.

[@jeffpro8]

Joanna looks so beautiful in this video ;)

[@ericac6787]

THE JOKE AT THE BEGINNING MADE ME CHOKE ON MY TORTILLA CHIP

[@gustavodelascio7269]

It will never be the same without chris :( hahahah

[@AslanKyoya1776]

What I want to know is how did she go 120 MPH without knowing? Especially when she lives in the Northeast, where there’s always traffic and the roads curve with the hills.

[@bookworm3756]

I've always heard it "Carne de chancho no es transparente."

[@ThePhanomas]

1:03 T-Rex Aaarms, yeaaah!!

[@willneverforgets3341]

"Donkey" as "dumb" :-)

[@TeamChaosYugi]

Now I ain't gonna lie, I could say anything constructive about the video, but I think this time I'll just be honest and say it. I'd seriously do Joanna. 9/10

[@notorious.scoundrel]

Te amo Joanna

[@pandachan5251]

2:05 lovely

[@starfire0789]

don't forget about the fast food place called church's (chicken). in regards to the fast food in america comment and your response about your trip through atanta. obviously. : )

[@cast0r]

here in guatemala is all messed up the measuring system, we use metric and english, distances are in meters and km, but weight is in pounds not kg, but water is in liters but fuel is in gallons IDK, what the hell here

[@teresacueto]

In Chile we put the pig (chancho) en vez del burro (que pasa a ser más secundario)

[@jjptech]

2:08, correccion! Eramos Muchos y pario la abuela!, "we were a too much people and then the grand ma gave birth"

[@MarianaRodriguez-fk7we]

She ain't lying about Atlanta.

[@mecha90002]

lmfao i used the "donkey skin is not invisible" on my mom one time and her being a savage responded the only way a little old mexican lady would "la carne de burro no es transparente!!" - baby me "pero los ojos de buey tienen aumento" -savage

[@GuidoDavidN]

It's not "éramos pocos y parió la abuela", it's "éramos *muchos* y parió la abuela". An already bad situation gets even worse in an unexpected way.

[@andrearodriguez6033]

"Ver el diablo en pantaleta" o "ver el diablo en tanga" (how we say it here in Maturin-VENEZUELA) is something very common to describe pain or something very scary like "mariscaaa me di un golpe tan duro que vi el diablo en tangaaa!!!" (Girl I hit myself so hard that I see the devil in his underwear) " Or "marico el malandro se monto en el autobús o te juro que vi al diablo en tanga"( men the choro get into the bus and I swear I see the devil in his underwear). Saludos un beso desde Venezuela

[@killerone807]

joanna plz plz tell us when you are going to have your own channel thank you

[@Nincadas1]

It may be too late but here in spain we say: No hay tu tía (There is no uncle ) this phrase is used when something or someone doesnt change like: This is the third time Peter has an accident cause talking on the phone while driving, no hay tu tía. (He will never change) This expresion doesnt make any sense. Anyway great vid.

[@carlosojeda1207]

te amo mi velezolana!!!!!!

[@missgiroud97]

En Cuba decimos: ''Eres blanco, no invisible. así que quitate que no veo'' o algo así

[@DanielCastro-vz2vy]

1:17-1:34: there is another variation of that saying: “el carne del burro no es transparente,” and it refers to somebody’s ass (lol, que albur, lo que significa burro ingles aplica así en este escenario), y por eso usen el animal “burro”

[@kylepearsall513]

Fucking love you lol 😁😆😅

[@micaelalaner4619]

here in Uruguay, the first one we say it different. por la plata baila el mono.

[@Mononabb]

Si es Venezolana, sabe todos estos dichos... Es muy raro que pretenda no saberlos.

[@thedman05]

Lol didn't know if the efforts to rap were serious or not but it was funny regardless

[@BassDat33]

1.80 omg eres altisima !!

[@JonathanRodriguez-sg7hm]

Joanna I love ya D:

[@Goronfanado]

I am trying to understand every single part of the video but there is a point where i only heard: imagine..... ajsdhadja ... indiana.... adjasldjakd.... shoes. asdjakdsjas. I really need to improve my listening skills. Great video... Like always. Have you always lived in the US? or someone knows if she had

[@MariangelQuero]

She's from Venezuela but nos she's living in the US

[@lerquian1970]

+Stefano Venegas Regrat (Goronfano) difference between class's english and real english xd

[@suhma2011]

Hey!!! They used my comment!! #literallydyingrightnow

[@alemorenopaez]

she is really tall for every women of any ethnic gruop around the world, even for men. I mean a guy whos height is 1.80... that's a tall dude you know?? i'm 1.75 and I'm on the normal male height

[@johnjacob688]

Where did you get that chrome skull phone?

[@ivanbc49]

what part of Atlanta did you drove by

[@missgiroud97]

I think that we want to see Chris. For laughing.

[@SammyArchive]

SHOW US CHRIS!

[@CuDobh]

Swedish got some weird sayings as well: "Your father is not a glazier" (Din pappa är inte glasmästare) - meaning "You are not transparent and thus in the way when I try to watch..."

[@danielleporter1829]

In America, we say , your father wasn't a glassmaker to mean the same thing,

[@alisenisredice]

My mom told me one and I have no idea what it means. Doña María mató a su tía con un cochillo que no servía. I know what it translates to but I don't know what it's trying to say. Any ideas?

[@AbsolutFlippy]

another version of "La carne de burro no es transparente" is asking the person "tu pap'a es vidriero?"

[@kentix417]

The same as in Swedish above.

[@hello_pillow5128]

Tbh Chris sounds like graser which is a minecraft youtuber who always play with Stacy plays also a minecraft youtuber like go watch at least one video and he sound like him

[@Rosi_in_space]

Kris and his Dad-sneakers

[@XavierLoquesea]

"A caballo regalado no se le mira colmillo", -do not look the teeth to a Free horse- if somebody give you a free stuff take it, even if you do not like it, or do not be picky it´s free stuff.

[@Chemeleon15]

The English version of that phrase is "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"

[@mexicanjerry]

Show us Kris!!!

[@amandadc3164]

We say that 2, carne de burro no Es invisible 😂😂😂🇩🇴

[@inspgonzalez]

lol 😜

[@breannault]

WHY INDIANA?! You make me feel so bad 😂

[@anniemacleod8264]

Joanna do you know what a Haiku is?

[@SheikTV1]

So many of these are said wrong!!!! ahhh

[@REVALG]

Bota lo que no es green jello. lol

[@matiasdanielgamon3996]

HOLA!!!

[@andreavivas80]

Debiste haber comentado el dicho que te puse la vez pasada: Más put@ que la gallina que aprendió a nadar para que el pato se la cogiera... es con animales y es... jajaja tú descríbelo! Saludos desde Margarita!

[@arturo435]

wtf is that saying?

[@dancecentralYESXD]

Khris, c'mooooon!

[@whateverwhat816]

I think "con dinero baila el perro" translates better to "with money dances the bitch", although it sounds pretty bad...

[@jltdqw]

+Afrolatina PTY paisana 🇵🇦

[@GabieRetana]

Mr. K Knight

[@conibenavides]

En chile se dice "con platita salta el mono" significa que si quieres que haga algo me debes pagar