Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep10: All Aias On You

[@ProjectMouthwash]

The song is "Stranger I Remain" by Free Dominguez. We picked it because it perfectly sums up Caster (and to a lesser but still wonderful degree, Archer), and is highly fitting for her final battle. Also because it slaps. Go play Metal Gear Rising.

[@klarpkant]

Goat decision

[@ironoakstudios2026]

I remember you used red sun from metal gear for Shirou fighting casters master. Glad you are people of culture as well.

[@angelchocwave]

i did play rising, but i cant remember every song, the ones that mostly remain are im my own master and it has to be this way, thanks for the reply tough

[@azurestar-ch1]

I am, on the PS3, again

[@daveroberson7386]

I 100% Maximum agree with that statement! 👍

[@trentreffner5699]

Archer: "Potatoes are a compromise... not a food..." Me as an Irishman: "So you have chosen death?"

[@CognizantCheddar]

Relevant trivia: potatoes were imported from the Americas; they aren't natural to the Gaelic diet.

[@anniesama5729]

​@@CognizantCheddar Cú also lived in the 1st century, and never would have eaten one XD

[@jakariashafin1695]

​@@anniesama5729 the grail gives him knowledge on potatoes though.

[@anniesama5729]

@@jakariashafin1695 I mean yes, we're deconstructing the joke here, but he's a first century celt, which is a different culinary identity than an Irishman.

[@BekindBekbek]

Archer: Somehow I always did.

[@Emiya_Angelo_]

“Hey do you have protection from arrows?” Archer collecting info for his multi timeline bingo.

[@draochvar9646]

Just for it to be completely useless in the Heaven's Feel run 🤣

[@ZAH33D]

God I want a Heaven's Feel run so freaking bad.

[@---rm8do]

Who did Lancer last against for a whole day? (I have not seen DEEN/stay night)

[@re4ptilerea4er55]

​@@---rm8do Gilgamesh.

[@re4ptilerea4er55]

​@@---rm8do you know Kyrie has lancer and Gilgamesh..... Archer "where is your fourth" "Why didn't he send you both" "No wonder you were able to last a whole day against him." Etc.

[@JamesCPotter13]

“He was CLEARLY an Archer since he just threw weapons” Oh NOW you get it RIN.

[@FlaschenJoe11]

And I love the way she just automatically thought. "Damn...he got me..."

[@rubix4195]

Archer's are on their own level throwing weapons apparently.

[@MattwosRandomNonContent]

Technically launching because he GoB doesn't use his hands (Gilgamesh wasn't really known to use weapons himself) but yea.

[@anhilliator1]

Speaking of hands there is an Archer that actually throws hands

[@theendersmirk5851]

​@@MattwosRandomNonContentIn fairness, in the myths about him that's more a result of either him being a wrestler, or a lack of focus on weaponry, forget which, been a bit.

[@claytabulusshogun]

Archer: THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE Rin: THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE Shirou: THIS IS A TIMELINE

[@joecrazy9896]

Your average Fate fandom argument

[@okita_souji_alter]

Route arguments in a nutshell

[@tjjordan4207]

Linkara: "WHAT TIME IS IT?!"

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

@@tjjordan4207 Ben Tennyson: It’s hero time! **slam watch**

[@wisdomlight4570]

Y'all guys getting timelines? I need this interaction as that one meme format that slowly degrades to that one guy asking something like that in confusion

[@JavinHutto]

Shirou: "Saber stop him!" Saber: "Let him cook."

[@dylanmullan2993]

Idk why but this comment took my ass out like a mf Hassan

[@RONINKOGNITO]

Cooking, both literally and metaphorically

[@ReleaseZeKrakken]

Lancer - "Do you know what happens if it's thrown?" Archer - "What? No.. Wh.. If you throw it does it do something else?" Underrated exchange.

[@Juju2927]

It's always funny to see Archer be like "Wait, that's not something that happened in my Timeline, how do I approach this ???"

[@henchme976]

Why even did he throw it? He could have easily taken out Archer with the anti-unit version. Only Saber can actually avoid it in close combat. Redman would be deadman.

[@VioletDeathRei]

​@@henchme976100% maximum no chill?

[@danguy6591]

​@@henchme976archer pushed his buttons

[@ashxerer1088]

😊

[@rafaelcastor2089]

Archer: "UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS" Shirou (quietly): "i~ want~ this~..." Archer: NO YOU DO NOT!

[@Youngblood-Pirates]

Shirou: I'm getting it!

[@pareidolist]

Archer: Have you LITERALLY not been listening to a single word I said??? Shirou: Wow there's... so many swords......... it's majestic... Archer: You know, I was actually starting to wonder if I could deal with you without resorting to murder. Crush your dreams, refute your principles, steer you off your path. That sort of thing. In retrospect, that was one of the dumbest ideas I've had since... well. Since you.

[@luigiboi4244]

MEANWHILE (in another timeline): SAO Abridged: Shirou's VA has ALL the swords.

[@ignisofficialgaming]

@@pareidolist this NEEDS to be in the script for next episode!

[@davidj.medinag.6524]

Technically speaking, he already has it.

[@Allyoops02]

Rin: "Your sword creates my destiny, my will creates your banging body. I hereby swear that I shall become all that is maximum in the world" Saber: "I respond to your summons in kind, my pledge to you is a simple one. That you and I shall fuck up all the bitches" My absolute favorite part of this whole episode following the timeline joke xD

[@Allyoops02]

I will say, Unlimited Blade Works was always my favorite timeline. I love Rin Tohsaka

[@ProjectMouthwash]

Absolutely the best.

[@christleybarton6561]

For real tho, hilarious and badass

[@anonnimoose7987]

​@@ProjectMouthwash Did that timeline just filled it when Shirou heard that line? Archer episode 0: Together, you and I shall fuck up all the bitches. Saber episode 10: That you and I shall fuck up all the bitches.

[@garreonlefay6703]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@Maribro4]

“Then you accidentally kill your own son. Cause I guess names are too hard” I love how Cu’s actual mythology is brought into this

[@johnnyjoestar850]

To be fair, Cú made him not tell anyone his name.

[@joshuab4799]

@@johnnyjoestar850did you know cu chulain killed his best friend by shoving Gae bolg up his chocolate starfish.

[@flamingrubys11]

@@joshuab4799 im sorry he killed ferd HOW?

[@GAarcher]

@@flamingrubys11 and you know that *CU in portuguese means ass? His name reads like Butt Asslame* for me

[@BrettonianKnight]

​@@GAarcherit means dog of culainn in Gaelic lmao

[@lanuel2208]

Shirou: "Trace on" Kuzuki: "Fist on" Shirou: "wait you don't have to-" Kuzuki: "FIST ON, let me have this" Completely understandable

[@anonnimoose7987]

7:25

[@jkosch]

That had me laughing out the loudest while watching this episode.

[@markedelylumbao1609]

Spoken like a true drama teacher. He grew on the role

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

I actually kind of feel sympathy for Kuzuki... He was only just now starting to discover actual real human emotions and now he's dead.

[@snirkeshet394]

Well he DOES love fisting Madea

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

“I just wanted to say that you deserved better.” Does he ever not?

[@jthunderboldt]

no

[@beefystu559]

Did he refer to the Lancer the guy or the class. Yes.

[@imatiu]

Grand Order is a pretty good scenario for him... Until Karen or Scatach arrive at least.

[@DracoInduperator]

He did pretty well as a Caster.

[@draochvar9646]

His Caster vessel did pretty alright.

[@ignisofficialgaming]

"This is the best timeline!" nobody tell Rin that in Fate she, Shirou, and Saber have a three-way. We don't want to burst her bubble

[@ArnulfoSalgado]

UBW has this as a happy ending. In Fate, Rin screws them both but ends up with neither.

[@DSilverio]

@@ArnulfoSalgado Hence the joke that this is the best timeline lol because of that fact in fate she got neither.

[@krisiskitsunegamer2967]

This is a timeline

[@aledforbes6278]

Ye but in UBW rin gets both the man and the girl in the happy end. Fate it’s more like a one night fling with your friend and their partner. Kinda weird but fun.

[@mugenuchiha5335]

I would but I have a feeling that Rin would kick my ass harder than what she did to Caster.

[@levantdiggerus3473]

"According to him, he has amnesia." "...OH yeah?~" GOD THIS RUNNING JOKE-

[@soedragons3582]

Well, you're not gonna drop a bomb like "My servant is my boyfriend in the future" in front of said boyfriend and the guy who stabbed and killed said boyfriend

[@SnakebitSTI]

@@soedragons3582 Would have been funny though. Rin: "Archer's true name is Shirou Emiya." Lancer: "Fine, if you're not going to tell me, I'll stop asking."

[@Humblepiegames]

Archer admitting his cryptic messages come off so naturally that no one could hear his subtlety had me laughing.

[@7o743]

Nice🤣

[@evancross2566]

Awesome

[@andrehowardhoward4770]

Haven’t really seen the Fate series that much, is archer really that cryptic in the show

[@davidj.medinag.6524]

@@andrehowardhoward4770 Not really, he is very blunt and straightfoward like Shirou, but with a lot more of open sarcasm (Shirou tends to keep his smartass comments on his head, unless is about teasing Rin and to a lesser extent Saber), generally he tries to act like a robot that only follow his masters orders, but ocasionally show sings of being more to him than that, usually around Shirou. What is presents as cryptic about him are his powers, Archers magic is very weird and the way he fights confuse the people around him, him using Rho Aias to stop Gae Bolg actually made Lancer mad with him and wonder how an Archer could have a shield capable of stopping an anti-army weapon.

[@Takintomori]

@Andre Howard Howard David said it right. Though I will add that once you know what Archer is, his parody really fits him. He's not trying to be an elusive asshole, he's just really good at it. Archer is a very tired man at the end of a VERY taxing timeline

[@sirsmiteful6285]

6:03 “There was a snide archer in red. No woman would join him in bed. He picked the wrong side And fate will decide If this fight will end with him dead!” “Did you just call me a virgin through limerick?!” Dear god, the savage.

[@anoaboadosaro]

Technically Archer got more bitches than Cu, considering he only has like two. Archer at least banged 6, after the fate route.

[@psga5555]

Of course It was savage, its Lancer

[@skyereave9454]

He was of course wrong. This shirou is indeed not a virgin.

[@sirsmiteful6285]

@@skyereave9454the insult worked though, Archer angy.

[@indraelfallen5524]

By command seal

[@j.vermilye3816]

The fact that people keep telling archer to stop being cryptic when he's being about as subtle as a neon colored sky scraper is both hilarious and infuriating

[@tetragaming6332]

The neon skyscraper is easier to miss honestly

[@Cdre_Satori]

I mean, he is cryptic to someone who is new to Fate. :D But yeah

[@anonnimoose7987]

​@@tetragaming6332 add more neon skyscrapers and you won't see it

[@tetragaming6332]

@@Cdre_Satori I was new to fate when this abridged started and I could see the hints like a speeding school bus

[@RikkuEcRud]

@@tetragaming6332 Seeing the hints and knowing WTF they mean are very different things. That said, I could've sworn Rin figured out the hints about Archer's true name already, but in this episode it doesn't seem to be the case anymore.

[@Youngblood-Pirates]

*Archer betrays Caster* Caster: "Looks like trusting a manipulative man was my undoing again." Archer: "Hey! I'm nowhere near as bad as Jason!"

[@captaindonkeyballs]

Let’s be honest, that is a really, really low bar

[@assisnetoassis6418]

well i mean the person that manipulated her was hera not jason

[@captaindonkeyballs]

@@assisnetoassis6418 oh boi, you should look up what happens after the argonauts complete their journey, very different story afterward

[@floricel_112]

knowing how Archer got to become....well.....Archer, I'm not sure he'd agree with that statement. Jason at worst can be accused of being unfaithful and has nowhere near the body count Archer is responsible for.

[@luigiboi4244]

@@assisnetoassis6418 I don't think that's how the myth went. If I recall correctly, Medea was in love with Jason, and in the eyes of the gods (especially Hera), was doing the right thing helping Jason and the Argonauts obtain the Golden Fleece. Jason however started courting the princess of another kingdom while already married to Medea, which is a BEEG no-no in the gods' eyes, especially Hera, goddess of marriage. That is why Medea gets away scot-free with murdering the princess, her and Jason's two children, and unintentionally the king. Meanwhile Jason dies at the hands of the only monument of his accomplishments, that being squished by the rotting lumber corpse of the Argo, his ship.

[@bencoates7618]

"Oh so this is the world where you find you humanity, this one, where it's the biggest pain in the ass for me!" "Where was this when..." Dude Logan kills it on a good day, but those two lines, there was so much pain and frustration, and the unspoken 'Why couldn't you do that for me.' Those lines were such a gut punch in the best possible way.

[@seprithlicastia463]

It is one of the most twistedly tragic aspects of EMIYA's backstory; that he still had feelings for Saber, but failed to save her heart. He is essentially a Fate Route Shirou that never sought Avalon -- who followed Kiritsugu's path until it destroyed him just like his father.

[@sauravsaha7465]

​@@seprithlicastia463Doesn't WoG say that his past is "mostly" like Fate route, except he doesn't start a relationship with Saber? The result would be that he wouldn't have that exchange under the church where he defends Saber's past and his own saying that undoing it by magic would be an insult to everyone's suffering and beliefs and they have a joint understanding that even if the results of pursuing an ideal aren't what you wished for, the good you did in the pursuit of it isn't rendered worthless. Also, Fate route Shirou will not give his soul to Alaya, he plans to pursue the heroic ideal for however long it takes to find Saber again.

[@DJ2DARKUserON]

​@@sauravsaha7465Yes, but from what Nasu said Archer "understood Saber" which means he saw her past. It is precisely because he understands and sees her past that Shirou falls in love with her. So Archer probably loved her too, the fact that he never forgot her is another point for that.

[@sauravsaha7465]

@@DJ2DARKUserON It is possible. And I do believe he saw her past. But, I can say with certainty that he did not have the Church basement scene. THAT Shirou would never resent his life choices even if he ends up becoming a counter guardian. The realisation that Archer has at the end of UBW is something that Shirou has had in the Church Basement when he rejects the opportunity Kirei gives him to unmake the Fuyuki Fire disaster using the Grail. This action also sets him apart from Kiritsugu, who was so broken by the time of the fourth HGW that he was depending on a literal miracle to save the world

[@DJ2DARKUserON]

@@sauravsaha7465 Surely the basement scene never happened or if it did, Shirou had a different response. I bet Archer EMIYA from that Timeline never interacted with Shirou, this created a domino effect that resulted in Shirou not saving Saber

[@raveelemental4928]

"We both *drew* from the Earth a responsibility we had no way of understanding." I love the double entendre there. Arturia literally drew her responsibility from the earth in the form of Excalibur, and Archer did so in his contract with Alaya, the will of the earth. That's rad. GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR SHIROU TO SEE HELL AND PERSEVERE REGARDLESS.

[@ProjectMouthwash]

In the form of Caliburn, rather. Excalibur isn't the sword in the stone.

[@raveelemental4928]

@@ProjectMouthwash Right, thanks for the correction. Great vids!

[@seta2710]

@@ProjectMouthwash although to be fair, in Nasuverse I think Excalibur was forged from the planet so both work.

[@macamud6043]

I thought Alaya is the will of humanity and Gaia is the will of the earth.

[@BekindBekbek]

​@@macamud6043 correct, but IIRC, Alaya is basically former part of Gaia, so it's still works

[@HDLLHANZ]

I enjoyed Archer's little outbreak towards Artoria for choosing THIS timeline to finally have humanity because of this Shirou, when the one he knew wouldn't even do the same for him.

[@okita_souji_alter]

He should've went to the MAIN Fate route timeline (oh wait he died in that one nvm😭)

[@ThatGuy-en2nn]

I did too. Even felt a little offended for him 😂.

[@SilverSoul255]

Could you please elaborate? I haven't seen the other series.

[@FLYYADIGG24]

​​​@@SilverSoul255may be wrong but i think hes from heavens feel which is why he makes the cripple joke cause he was crippled in a bad end fighting saber alter

[@danboii137]

@@SilverSoul255 Archer is shirou from a saber route, this one is the rin route. Saber lacks humanity and would rather fight for the ideals and be the perfect king [but her wish is to undo all that due to her failing as a king in her eyes]. In Archer's experience saber wouldn't do the same for him and believed she would step aside in this timeline to accomplish her goal. You could also think of this as a new game+ for archer and nothing is going as he saw in the last playthru

[@scaleofjudgement]

MEANWHILE IN CHALDEA Muramasa: Hey look it's the batman who laughs. Emiya Alter: F*** YOU

[@aekambeerbains3966]

I hate that it took me a couple of minutes why he’s the Batman who laughs

[@soundconduit2254]

@@aekambeerbains3966can I get an explanation

[@aekambeerbains3966]

@@soundconduit2254 Killer alternate version of Batman was what I remembered

[@ArnulfoSalgado]

@@aekambeerbains3966yea but why would you refer to Emiya alter as such?

[@okamisamurai]

Because alter Emiya is a corrupted version like the Batman who laughs due to his backstory

[@blazereaper7890]

Lancer: "I *did* kill you" Shirou: "Oh right, he did kill me." To reiterate Saber... SHIROU YOURE WAY TOO CALM ABOUT HAVING BEEN KILLED AND UNKILLED

[@SalinaMoonfall]

It gives an extra layer of hilarity cause it does lampshade actual Fate's Shirou, having developed a rather unhealthy disconnect with his own mortality because of the scabbard's healing properties. I'm pretty sure his having the scabbard led him to be saved from injury a bunch when he took risks, which, combined with his survivor's guilt and hero complex, led him to throw himself at danger, not appreciating the danger he was putting himself in because...hey I've healed from all the other times. This, of course, does not work when you're facing magical servants that can cleave you in literal two...and that does happen in at least one of the bad ends of the VN when he throws himself in front of Herc's blade to protect someone...it does not end well.

[@tetragaming6332]

Shirou: “I have never been killed because I didn’t die when you destroyed my heart. I am a person, and a person dies when they are killed.”

[@ClasherofWorlds]

bu-but... people die when they are killed :(

[@anonnimoose7987]

Shirou: Pretty sure I died 10 years ago.

[@tetragaming6332]

@@anonnimoose7987 Shirou: “but I didn’t die then so I probably wasn’t killed”

[@Austin_Triebe]

18:59 “Has Robin graduated to Nightwing and taken issue with Batman’s methods?” I love the whole running joke with Batman.

[@DSilverio]

I mean its a bit with Izzy lol so i mean we have to because i bet it is a reference to SAO abridged

[@markedelylumbao1609]

Only Shirou can understand Emiya

[@naxgulengames9863]

@@DSilverio You just made me remember that. Izzy must have a hand in writing scenes. Even if it is just for the batman jokes.

[@DSilverio]

@@naxgulengames9863 glad I reminded you lol

[@juhabach7922]

Tell me should batman still kill hitler?

[@KigaiOkasu]

Rin: "If I want to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend, that's my business. Don't be such a boomer." Caster: "I'm Greek, so this is nothing new to me."

[@exumbra1399]

You are several cycles of society behind me.

[@ironicweeb4111]

If y’all remember the original myth and tragedy she’s from she was not cool with it then, but then it was mostly Jason’s fault

[@jeffreyherrera5069]

​@@ironicweeb4111 Jason is an ass that way. Good thing Herc is always willing to "accidentally" use him as a weapon from time to time 😂

[@salvadortoscano2534]

@@ironicweeb4111 Only topic that Zeus and Hera *agreed and cooperated* upon. You've gotta be a real piece of work to piss off the two gods that are usually at odds with each other 24/7 enough to make them drop their spat and make you regret your asshole behavior

[@000Dragon50000]

@@ironicweeb4111 Cheating and polyamoury are different things. Even happily poly people are often FURIOUS when we're cheated on, because it's a shitty asshole thing to do. (Which is still possible if, say, we set a boundary of wanting to be informed about new relationships BEFORE anything actually happens and the other person fails to do that).

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

Gotta appreciate the fact that the Lancer vs Archer fight turned into "Let's hype up Cu as much as possible." From references to Medb and Connla to the fact that he actually held his own against Gilgamesh for 12 hours to the incredible limerick diss, he truly did deserve better. Here's to you, Mario Mario.

[@Lkdog]

…where were the references to medb and connla?

[@owlflame]

@@Lkdog At the start of the fight when he straight up name dropped her before the limerick.

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

@@Lkdog 2:11 Connla is the son he mentions killing here. 5:26 This one tends to throw people off when they hear it out loud, but Medb's name is actually pronounced "Maeve".

[@prehistoriccreator9600]

@@EpicNerdsWithCamerasThat is me that is thrown off. I still call her "Meh-deb"

[@mariomario-dy1kc]

Uuh, thanks?

[@ShiraFuyu2022]

"Did you just call me a Virgin through Limericks ?" The amount of quips you can get in an Abridged series never cease to amaze me And here I thought things could not get any better. Makes the entire Year of Waiting all the more worth it

[@sidecharacter7165]

I just want to hear Emiya call Gilgamesh “goldilocks” and ask if “ if you can pull an actual personality out your infinite storage.”

[@assassain0425]

Yeah not gonna lie now I feel like I need to work on my limerick insults

[@salvadortoscano2534]

@@assassain0425 Same, I could smell the smoke from that xD

[@salvadortoscano2534]

@@sidecharacter7165 I know I would xD

[@sidecharacter7165]

@@salvadortoscano2534 Goldilocks is apt too. He doesn’t know the boundaries of others and treats everything as his. This eventually ends up being costly.

[@isleschild]

Lancer's VA on point. Lots of folks praising Archer, and he deserves it too, but Lancer's line delivery was just making me chuckle the whole time.

[@exumbra1399]

And he shows just how dumb/straightforward he is at the same time.

[@MarkEdwardRom]

Those lyric phrases were crafted with style

[@crimsonbat5000]

he has such a lancer voice

[@DarkHopeAssassin]

I cannot agree more. This whole episode has been an absolute treat to listen to. All the rewatches coming just for hearing all those great lines some more xD

[@Cthululululu]

"I like this war better now, you guys are chill." Glorious

[@SnakebitSTI]

UBW Abridged in a nutshell.

[@reginaburks7414]

"Did you just call me a virgin through limerick!?" When archer's voice cracks he sounds like Shiro and it's great.

[@liammiller299]

Everyone talking about the jokes and references, which were all admittedly bangers, but can we just take a moment to appreciate the amount of power Logan put into that "Rho Aias"? Holy shit.

[@mr.macgregor5203]

Fucken Eh, man. I got chills.

[@Lkdog]

By the delivery I could tell it had been boiling in his throat since the beginning.

[@TsukabuNosoratori2]

I mean seriously, this voice acting was killer all around. I also loved the actresses' scream of "YEEEEESSSSS' towards a certain scene when something finally went her way.

[@EpyonRules]

@@TsukabuNosoratori2 "THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE!" Rin spitting straight facts right there.

[@tetragaming6332]

If you told me this entire abridge was just an excuse to say Rho Aias like a badass, I’d believe you

[@LadyGrayce]

fun detail I haven't seen anyone point out: when Kuzuki attacks Rin, she calls for "Emiya". Shirou doesn't manage to help her, but the other EMIYA does

[@thunderrider0368]

This comment has been Liked by the channel so they knew what they were doing, like always 😂

[@samuelcoleman5050]

I don't got him rin

[@animelover10011]

I was watching this had to pause and explain to my friends why she called him Emiya.😅

[@luigiboi4244]

So… Archer is Darth Vader? Huh.

[@thunderrider0368]

@@luigiboi4244 that is wrong XD

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

As everyone knows, Limerick Disses are the highest order of dis. But Archer could've fired back by saying he is the opposite of a virgin. He's been screwed by Saber, Rin, _and_ life.

[@stardust8797]

*Especially life*

[@MrCat-zz5eo]

Everyone knows that bards are great at debuffs. Heck, ol' flyting and Viking bard insult poetry was form of cursecraft in itself!

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

And Alaya. And himself.

[@Haka-f3k-u]

And by Saku- Wait, wrong timeline.

[@sawools]

@@Haka-f3k-u That's the next one, easy mistake.

[@simonfloden1221]

"I want that!" really is such a perfect catchphrase for Shirou. Tracing and UBW allows him to almost perfectly recreate and copy nearly any weapon he has seen with his own eyes. Including copying the skills needed to wield the weapon equal to its original owner, and also use its magical abilities. Even with Noble Phantasms. In other words, Shirou and Archer's entire magic potential and combat philosophy is all just centered around seeing something cool and then being able to immediately achieve that cool thing and use it for themselves. It really is the ultimate manifestation of "I want that!" It's almost like the writers did that on purpose...

[@TheGamingplayer12]

“What? No. Wha-what di-does it do if you throw it? Does it do something else?” I love how he stayed with absolute confidence what it did then was like wait I have unlocked this collectable yet I haven’t seen this yet

[@corphish129]

The absolute fear of thinking you know what you're up against and then realizing there is a noble phantasm you didn't know about.

[@TheGamingplayer12]

@@corphish129 yeah exactly especially given what the noble phantasm already did

[@CenturyBlade]

He said that with the most absolute excitement and knowing everything in hindsight you still can't even tell if it's because Archer is a weaponry enthusiast and finding out about new weapon abilities is awesome to him, or if it's because his original plan was to bullshit a way to block Gae Bolg's normal Noble Phantasm and now that plan's been subverted and this is much easier, or if he actually does know about Gae Bolg's thrown NP and was trying to force Lancer to use this exact thing the whole time.

[@TrueJunebug]

​@@CenturyBlade it's pretty clear from his internal monologue when Cu throws it that he had no idea what it did. He was less excited and more terrified that whatever secondary ability gae bolg had would be something he couldn't block with rho aias, screwing up his entire plan.

[@CenturyBlade]

​@TrueJunebug That doesn't entirely make sense, though. Rho Aias wouldn't have been able to block Gae Bolg's main NP, the one that Archer was supposedly prepared for, so what in the hell was Archer's original plan to thwart an attack that rewrites cause and effect? Using Rho Aias was a last moment reaction to a subversion that, all things considered, is a lot simpler to deal with. TBH it honestly never made sense, even in the source material, for Lancer to use that.

[@darthogge1844]

I love that Shirou's usually comedic "I WANT THAT"-line became so ominous.

[@avroarchitect1793]

especially if you know what it is and what you have to do to get one in lore.

[@thunderrider0368]

I think it’s actually in Fate/GO when Archer is talking about Archer Alter xD.

[@mrguy89]

@@thunderrider0368 I couldn't believe it when they dropped that line in game. LOVE that the devs (or at least translation team) follows FSN Abridged and included that.

[@harryrinaudo5525]

@@thunderrider0368do you know exactly where that appeared? I want to see it for myself

[@thunderrider0368]

@@harryrinaudo5525 sadly no as the place i saw it was in a meme video with other fate memes. but i know it is in fate go, possible in a SEARTH/MOON mission and with EMIYA archer and his alter for contex. ask the person above me since he seems to know it too.

[@samuelbonafe258]

13:55 Emiya: "... Lancer you deserved better." Bro was really rooting for the guy and wishing him positive because he knows what is gonna happen..

[@adammcelroy3143]

It's not that he knew what will happen to him in this timeline, it's that he knew what happened to him in the other route.

[@bidoof4426]

​​@@adammcelroy3143basically no lancers win the holy grail war lancer always loose and cu luck is so fucking low that his noble phantasm that is a NP that never misses actualy misses

[@boxtank5288]

Seriously, Lancer is the fucking GOAT. We only joke him as the Yamcha because it's IN COMPARRISON and mainly because of a spin-off. All 3 timelines he goes down like a fucking badass.

[@FaultyParadox]

​@@boxtank5288 There's only one lancer I've seen that has a satisfying ending, and that was Karna in Fate/Apocrypha. Vlad in Apocrypha gets betrayed, in heaven's feel Chu Chulainn gets disrespected but goes down fighting at least, in Fate/zero lancer gets absolutely violated, the saddest part to this is that this is the worst timeline for Chu Chulainn...

[@nintenster]

In FGO hes only an ☆☆☆ :( Truly worst luck

[@ThatMan99]

Shirou: I want this.... Emiya: No, you don't.

[@tjjordan4207]

Gollum: "You guys have issues."

[@popejpv]

No you said something

[@757reaper]

I was waiting for that.

[@emeraldpichu1]

Like an entitled rich kid he just gets it for free Because he gets to coast on archers lifetime of suffering and eternity of servitude

[@MH3Raiser]

was waiting for this line XD

[@Zamamikol]

Archer: I'm more into blondes Ereshkigal: Lemme introduce myself real quick

[@jeffreyherrera5069]

Fujimaru: Ereshkigal?? What about me? 😢 Kiyohime: You still have me, my dear Anchin 🥰 Fujimaru: 😰

[@sakispdsw]

​@@jeffreyherrera5069You took a funny reference and made it cringe bro

[@jeffreyherrera5069]

@@sakispdsw If I can make an asshole like you cringe, then I'm doing it right. Right here, prick 🖕

[@SakarianOutcast]

I need context

[@LilyKazami]

Rin II (Extra): Well, this is awkward.

[@ryanpaloma4951]

When Shirou finally fights gilgamesh I want him to say "I WANT THAT!" everytime Gil shoots a sword at him.

[@mr.raphael1507]

“I WANT THAT! AND THAT, AND THAT, AND THAT, AND THAT! You know what, I WANT ALL OF IT”

[@csab8642]

More like- "I want tha-oh wait 😁! I can have that😠." Then proceeds to copy Gils blades and shoot back

[@randykeyes8203]

Shirou: "I want that! Trace on! Now it's mine" Gil: "You dirty little faker...”

[@rubix4195]

I think everyone has got the gist that it's going to "I want that" to "I can copy that" to "I got a knock off just like that!"

[@grimwolf485]

​@@rubix4195"hey i have that!"

[@daffyhat]

"This the WORST timeline!" "This is the BEST timeline!" "THIS *IS* A TIMELINE!" I can't tell if that's Shrio adding his input or if he's actually starting to put it together, not that Archer-despite his cryptic language-is being subtle at this point. Okay with my typical joke out of the way HOLY SHIT THAT ENDING WAS AWESOME

[@DracoInduperator]

I thought it was more of him questioning like: "This is a timeline?!?"

[@daffyhat]

@@DracoInduperator That's what I thought at first, but listen to the way Yamato annunciates it a few times, if he was saying it like a question the word "timeline" would be pitched higher at the end, but the pitch actually gets a little lower, making it sound more matter of fact, so less of a "this is now happening?!" and more of a "Yep, that sure is a thing you guys are saying!"

[@DracoInduperator]

@@daffyhat now that you mention it I 100% maximum hear that. 😆

[@tetragaming6332]

Shirou has no idea what’s happening and is just absorbing the information while trying to not be obviously ignorant

[@davidj.medinag.6524]

​@@tetragaming6332 Ironic, considering that by this point Shirou figured out what was happening in canon lol.

[@timlerch7425]

As an Irishman, that potato line GOT me

[@wulle8509]

German here, I feel with you.

[@jthunderboldt]

as both Gerrman and Irish how dare he slander the potato

[@wulle8509]

@@jthunderboldt Double the damage for you

[@timlerch7425]

@James Boldt as someone who is 50% Irish and 25% German, I feel surrounded by my brethren. It's a good feeling.

[@timlerch7425]

@@wulle8509 my grandpa was half German! Small world.

[@alicewandermeer998]

Archers reaction after seeing Saber finally being there for Shiro despite her goals is sooooooo underrated. It has such a perfect delivery... With all that pain and frustration from his on story

[@exumbra1399]

His timeline is likely closest to FSN, so yeah...

[@t26e44]

It’s so fucking painful man.

[@AnhNguyenHaTUan]

Imagine timetravel to kill yourself because you're younger self is so cringe, then you see your crush fell in love with your younger self without even trying. Imagine the pain, man. The Pain.

[@t26e44]

@@AnhNguyenHaTUan and then your past self gets mom zoned by the girl you loved (and fucked).

[@alicewandermeer998]

@@AnhNguyenHaTUan Good sir! She is not in love with his younger self. She is his Tiger Mom!!!

[@jeremycullen]

13:54 “you deserved better” Cu: “Alright you weirdo” Cu is the best lol.

[@SaintBeowulf]

Fucking seriously, every Lancer and usually every Rider is dope

[@DerangedPacman]

mario*

[@ninjartist36]

Every Cu Chu laine fan felt that line

[@AniGaAG]

Full power Saber is still one of the most satisfying moments ever. Like, "OH, SO _THAT'S_ HOW BROKEN POWERFUL SHE IS MEANT TO BE."

[@xSkysilver]

I feel that's archers line

[@rubix4195]

You can see why Archer likes blondes.

[@Nikato]

Technically thats no where close to her full power. She can't unleash the full power of excalibur unless the world itself is in danger, as (for fate anyways) its the weapon that protect the world. So it powers up in response to a need, which is also why its considered by many heroic spirits to be the most powerful weapon, despite their obviously being weapons out there that are better at killing / mass destruction / etc. Theoretically, the only true limit to her power is how much "energy" or mana/spirit/chi/energy drinks the world itself has, since the world is its power.

[@Str1ker9876]

Nope she's nowhere near her FP as her full power Excalibur is so strong that it could literally deflect Ea even though gil used 1/4 of it's actual power but it wouldn't make much of a difference if used at full power because of Avalon but however Ea could still kill saber if Gil used Ea at the earth below but then the counter force would kill Gilgamesh if he ever thinks of doing so and yeah pretty much Avalon saber is one of the few counters for Ea

[@lucasalkas3540]

11/10 BEST Episode so far Lancer’s disses: Perfect Voice acting: Climactic Choice of song: Strange (I remain) Medea and Kuzuki’s deaths: Poetic Ending: cliffhanging even though we know whats comes next Hotel: Trivago

[@randorookie8587]

Everytime people list things in the Thing:other thing Way and it goes on for more than 2 things it has to end in Hotel:trivago Doesn’t it it’s like it’s the law

[@strawberry_simp]

ye: haw

[@JDWalker495]

Emiya: I’m into blonds Gilgamesh: Keep dreaming Mongrel

[@alexanderwang540]

Emiya: Sorry, I didn’t mean the hoarder king banging his stone doll.

[@anniesama5729]

I mean, it isn't just circular causation that Emiya wanted to be an archer~

[@Selverna]

Obviously he meant Angelica Ainsworth

[@alispeed5095]

I think Gil is specifically into Green coz clay

[@jakariashafin1695]

​@@Selverna no I think he meant luviagelita edelfelt.

[@okita_souji_alter]

Also I like how Archer pointed out that everyone in the room was an idiot and he and Saber are the main ones trying to change that. Perfectly sums up the entire situation 😭

[@HunterXMoon]

Poor Archer... all that pain and regret, and losing his own Baber. World's not fair man. Dude literally had a pure love with Saber and lost it because she's just too much of a good girl... ouch...

[@daniell1483]

Archer: Oh, this is the world where you come into your humanity? The one where it is the biggest pain in the ass for ME?! Archer has all the best lines, I swear.

[@wortexpaladin2527]

Emotional DAMAGE! 😫

[@anonnimoose7987]

I hope Archer calls her Tiger Mom or tells them straight out that they are Shirou

[@adamchu2001]

Also did Archer forget that Gilgamesh is still around at this point? He was like only Lancer is still around but we know he knows.

[@Zing05]

@@adamchu2001 he knows Gilgamesh is around, implied it during his fight with lancer, but Gilgamesh is not part of this war and doesn't need to die in order to get the grail.

[@anonnimoose7987]

@@adamchu2001 he knows. He's got the Fate route

[@craxnor]

Rin is instantly more successful than the majority of Harem protagonist.

[@FizzyPopVevo]

She got 2 wives (Shirou and Archer) and 1 husband (Artoria) to her name.

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

@@FizzyPopVevo Lmfao, extremely accurate.

[@EndymionMhr]

​@@FizzyPopVevo bi and insane love her

[@TheMewtata]

Rin is the true harem protagonist.

[@historian252]

Eh disgusting.

[@academicace]

Cutting back and forth between Rin wailing on Caster and Rho Aias shattering? Absolute perfection. The original had the two scenes play out one at time, but this is so much better thematically and for pacing.

[@herodestime4380]

Completely agreed these two scenes really just build each other up props to the editing on it too like I know how annoying editing is!

[@mattwo7]

I just now realized why "Potatoes are a compromise, not a food" would make Lancer angry: It's because he's Irish.

[@DaLatinKnight]

As other people have pointed out, wonder if lanced would realistically have any hangups about it since potatoes weren't known until centuries after his supposed life. Or maybe the grail told him they were a big part of his countries culture in the near past. Wonder if he likes St.Patricks day in the states.

[@agentdon1760]

You don't diss an Irishmans Potatos

[@agentskud]

ARCHER!!! THOU SHALT NOT INSULT THE DELICIOUSNESS THAT IS POTATOES!!!

[@x-omnistar-x9602]

That's a hate crime lol

[@DredgenStorm]

Any Irishman, myself included, would be SEETHING at that comment. You DO NOT insult an Irishman's potatoes

[@AJLaz000]

Seibah: "she poisoned the dress... why would anyone do this" Jason, Artoria... the answer is Jason

[@BlueAngel7]

At least she didn't kill anyone's kids this time or tricked children into killing their parents with a false promise of healing them.

[@salvadortoscano2534]

The only bastard so fucked up Zeus *and* Hera stopped fighting for once xD

[@zestranfaubert6860]

@@BlueAngel7 Wait what. I assume this is part of our world's myths? What exactly happened???

[@BlueAngel7]

@@zestranfaubert6860 You assumed right. Medea killed hers and Jason's children, saying their deaths are his fault for betraying her. She tricked two girls into killing their father and cooking his remains claiming he'd regain his youth.

[@Jachidos]

​@@zestranfaubert6860 let's just say Jason had it coming x)

[@TheCaptainKuhn]

So, my favorite bit about the universal greeting is that it means of one three things and I don't know which is a funnier idea: 1. Kirei is a fan of Transformers and showed it to Rin and Gil a bunch 2. Tokiomi was a Transformers fan who then subjugated his family, Kirei and Gilgamesh to the film 3. The Grail deems the universal greeting more important information than Hiroshima

[@ToaDaGardeKat]

4. Foreigner Class? (Non-Lovecraftian, literal alien, like Voyager)

[@SnakebitSTI]

5. Gil had a LOOOOOT of free time on his hands. Wouldn't be weird if he watched a lot of movies.

[@michaelverde-io8hl]

Logan killed it with the voice acting for Archer this episode.

[@rasengan124]

Honestly, he kills it every single scene!

[@jmmproductions6741]

​@@rasengan124He does, but I think this episode was particularly good for him. Chills man.

[@trey429]

Can only imagine how much he was looking forward to finally saying that last line.

[@quincysharp639]

Everyone did such a good job this episode. Casters death gave me chills

[@The_Murder_Party]

@@trey429 that entire speech is super good honestly, as stated "chills man"

[@blazereaper7890]

7:26 "Trace on" "Fists on" "Y-You don't have t-" "Fists on, l e t m e h a v e t h i s" I love this exchange lmao

[@jacksobel6630]

Lancer "I'm a spearman. Perceptiveness is kind of my thing Bite Me." Also Lancer: "Nooooo waaaay."

[@HappyPotat]

"Saber! Stop him" "But he's just so interesting, what is he doing?!" Probably the most genuine reason an anime character has ever given for why they stood there and did not interrupt the enemy charging their ultimate.

[@justsomerandomcrusader7271]

Literally bust out laughing at how real she was about it. Like finally we heard the answer we all knew.

[@Future_Vantas]

Pretty lights are pretty

[@Halvos12]

Nah I want a good fight.

[@benjaminlee985]

"He waited to kill Shirou until I was done making my contract. The least I can do is let him finish his own powerup!"

[@euro.cash_3053]

Ngl it was exactly what I was thinking at the time

[@richarddeleon3094]

Archer: If I can just DRAIN AWAY all of your magical energy in this fight, I'll be good. I just have to DRAIN AWAY all of YOUR MASTER'S mana. Lancer: What are you on about Archer: I could NOT have been more clear than that

[@JesusFreak98]

Can someone explain to me what the hell is going on? Even in the anime I didn't understand the point of this fight, specially since Archer is back up with no injuries after that

[@HuzzaLoux]

​@@JesusFreak98Archer was helping Rin by draining Caster's magic.

[@xuxu2020]

archers was barely hurt, he changed direction of the spear,when you see him after the hit there is barelly a wond, he just remade his clothes He was just burning casters mana, as she was his master now, all he needed mas to expend as much as possible@@JesusFreak98

[@timelesssalmon7257]

⁠​⁠@@JesusFreak98Rho Aias takes a large amount of mana to both cast and maintain. Adding on to this, whenever archer receives damage from the backlash of one of Rho Aias’ shields breaking, he heals himself, all making liberal use of casters massive supply of mana

[@timelesssalmon7257]

Archer “betrayed” rin in the first place to get himself this exact situation where he could exhaust most, if not all of casters magic supply and make her easy to kill, as you can see in the lack of magic she casts to protect herself during rin’s physical attacks

[@michaelcgrigori7823]

Archer: THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE *Angry, Depressed and Resigned noises* (Heaven's Feel Superhero Ending) Rin: THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE *Waku Waku noises* (Emiya-san Chi no Kyou no Gohan) Shirou: THIS IS A TIMELINE *FBI noises* (Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya)

[@DracoInduperator]

11:20 Rin: "Hey nerdoid how you holding up back there?" Nerdoid: "Well I'm not dead." Me: "That's actually a fairly good outcome in a Holy Grail War fight."

[@matohibiki]

He didn't die, because nobody killed him. People only die when they are killed, after all. At least, that's how it should be.

[@Klaaism]

@@matohibiki Anos Voldigoad smirks knowingly

[@KiskeFriedChicken]

Every single joke through the series had a deep thematic reason for being made. There were no wasted lines. How do you even write this well?!?!

[@Klaaism]

Years.

[@i24kpandamonium26]

Basic understanding of connections and underlying themes and conflict

[@patrickbailey2799]

Aaaagh this is so great! Archer getting so upset at the end was wonderful. "Oh, this is the world where you come into your humanity?! This one! Where it's the biggest pain in the ass for me?! Where was this... when... (sigh) Never mind."

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Archer trying to hard course correct by making sure Caster and Kuzuki die to an Archer after figuring out his game guide is both out of date and full of the wrong information. It probably hit him when Cu was absolutely wrecking him. All he remembers about Lancer: 1, the blue guy who was fighting evenly with the red guy in the school courtyard. 2, guy whose spear he wanted. 3, guy who stabbed him through the chest. 4, guy whose spear he didn't want anymore. 5, guy who lost pretty easily to Saber. 6, guy who fought Gilgamesh for a day and died nebulously. Archer gets to actually fight Cu. The real Cu.

[@draochvar9646]

Yea, he was NOT prepared for the sheer amount of "f*ck you" that Cu could actually put out.

[@trollking4058]

Everywhere i go, you appear

[@pabloosset2533]

The fact that one of the strongest Servants in the War gives off such a bad impression purely due to the fucking priest's orders is hilarious to me. Kotomine really be fucking everyone over in any way he can.

[@matohibiki]

Wait, there was no guy in red the first time Archer did things. He would know, because he wasn't there.

[@TheSequimKid]

@@matohibiki Well, he was there. Just a younger and more naïve version of himself.

[@casuallectures2655]

18:30 The sheer audacity of Saber's line to Archer of all people is astounding lol

[@SnakebitSTI]

In fairness to Saber, as far as she knows, she's just Tiger Mom-ing some asshole who wants to kill her kid. She can't know how cruel that line is in context.

[@huskyland1259]

Can you explain why it was cruel to say it I don’t really know much about the saber route

[@casuallectures2655]

@Husky Land In essence, Archer's timeline is like a failed version of the Saber route: they were close but not close enough for Saber to choose him over the holy grail. What makes this cruel aside her blueballing him from killing Shirou, is the fact that this version of Saber is fully willing to choose her Shirou over the grail, despite not even being romantically close to him like Archer was to his Saber

[@dylanmullan2993]

@@casuallectures2655 was this the fate/night fate route? Do I need to read the visual novel to fully appreciate this?

[@casuallectures2655]

@@dylanmullan2993 No, the Fate route is entirely different, the timeline Archer came from was similar to it but ended badly As for the visual novel, I mean, I'd say it's the best option but the animes should do a decent enough job if you're not into reading for 64-ish hours

[@barnes9211]

"But he's-" "Unknown to death, nor known to life" Absolutely nailed the theatrics 👍🏾

[@Falconwing66]

“Gotta be honest with you, I prefer blondes.” I had a feeling he might.

[@accipiter160]

idk if Gil feels the same

[@sidecharacter7165]

Yeah who doesn’t love Gilgamesh

[@InternetSyndicate]

@@sidecharacter7165 Gilgamesh, apparently

[@ubadman1]

but the blondes never prefer him. life is rough

[@brucewayne8550]

If we take Hollow Ataraxia as canon to Archer's own timeline, yes he most definitely does lol

[@carlosgarza400]

I just realized an excellent line that can reveal Archer's name if they don't get it "So, Saber you dealt with the Father and the Son (children) now how about dealing with the Heroic Spirit of the Emiya family

[@MrCat-zz5eo]

...by that logic Fate/Zero is the Old Testament and _oh gawd that makes an unsettling amount of sense as an analogy_

[@carlosgarza400]

@@MrCat-zz5eo glad to see my genius wasn't wasted

[@MrCat-zz5eo]

@@carlosgarza400 It all makes sense. Zero is grim, filled with bloodshed and divine retribution for hubris, and almost a "foundational myth" for the later parts of the saga. Stay night is way more heroic and uplifting, and don't tell me Shirou and pals chasing after Sakura in her darkest hour ain't something some youth pastor could spin into some salvation story.

[@carlosgarza400]

@@MrCat-zz5eo in every timeline everyone was being saved, but how they get saved and how that worked with their karma in which they find salvation Medea was saved by Kuzuki in a couple of ways, but because she never *matured* she got killed for being a b** Saber was saved by Fate Shirou by becoming content with her life and everything about herself and because she fundamentally changed she no longer had regrets and saw herself as a human being with flaws Shirou got saved by Kiritsugu but because he never got those anchors that are Saber, Rin, and Sakura he was but a makeshift raft in a vast ocean doing only what he knows through the one dream he had I could go on more, but I guess you get my drift that a small choice could have a large impact and determine how someone gets saved and how they reach salvation

[@anniesama5729]

Beautiful

[@PennTankerGuy]

"Even if I have to set aside my wish, I won't abandon Shirou." We love Baeber in this household.

[@exumbra1399]

"Shirou is like a son to me!"

[@fromspainbutsissilent2376]

Prefer her being like a mom rather than weirdly being in love with a 17 year old boy when she's at least in her 30s

[@HDLLHANZ]

Holy Fuck, it took me almost an hour to realize it, but Shirou and Emiya thing about being, Nightwing and Batman, WORKS. Archer as Batman works way too well, plus his parallel with Shirou being Nightwing works too! Shirou is about to show that those ideals don't have to be dark and gritty, but hopeful and full of light. And Archer has to realize it himself.

[@TheSequimKid]

And the thing is, Bruce wanted Dick to not turn out like him. Which ironically, made Dick the perfect person to take up the mantle of Batman when Bruce has disappeared for an extended period or died.

[@ajnapalm]

So Shirou needs to join the Teen Titans?

[@TheSequimKid]

@@ajnapalm Or he just needs to go to the Clock Tower for a while. Either way, time away from Fuyuki City will do him some good.

[@TheInsomniaddict]

It does get a bit muddy since Archer is now willing to kill, becoming something like a Red Hood to Shirou's Nightwing.

[@hound89]

Is emiya alter Red hood?

[@ArcaneIllumination]

Wait a second, Shinji isn’t Lancer’s master. Ooohhh, you mean the other actual worst person alive.

[@Lemuel928]

That’s rarely correct..In a ironic way.

[@prehistoriccreator9600]

But, Zouken isn't Lancer's master either, unless you mean the other actual worst person alive.

[@kakroom3407]

@@prehistoriccreator9600 Lancer's master is Jeff Bezos

[@ChefMonke07]

Well, it's not Zouken either. Unless he meant the other OTHER worst person alive.

[@kakroom3407]

@@ChefMonke07 Lancer's master is Jeff Bezos

[@scrawnyclownsnatch9656]

I love Archer when he is out of f*cks to give and fully remembers previous timelines. The sas he gives to everyone with the knowledge he has no reason to know in their minds is such a great mood.

[@ErenxJ]

18:24 Damn, Archer's outburst hits hard as hell when you know the context.

[@wortexpaladin2527]

I know 😭🤧

[@OKOK-bs6jk]

As a person who’s just about to go in and read the novels. Did saber do something stupid in archer’s timeline?

[@readthiscomment6748]

@@OKOK-bs6jk Basically archer is from a timeline similar to the fate route. Except he didnt save saber.

[@AnatoliasAce3341]

@@OKOK-bs6jk Archer's from a timeline very similar to the Fate one, only he never managed to save Artoria.

[@thecasul1524]

@@AnatoliasAce3341 From the sound of his voice, looks like Saber was way to easy to convince here that in his timeline for some reason and he's angry about it. Cant't blame him tho.

[@skyereave9454]

Archer: I prefer blondes Holy crap he admitted he still thinks about her. Also, the "where was this when..." That hurt. That really hurt.

[@faouzilakhlifi2378]

Can explain that line, about saber coming into her humanity, I didn’t get it

[@animeworld5847]

@@faouzilakhlifi2378 He met her in many timelines. Especially the first Fate route. The one time he decides "You know what? Fuck Shirou". She decides that the people around her are worth more than her ideals.

[@paponvichchattrapronvichia4126]

@@faouzilakhlifi2378 The thing about Saber is that she put her duty as a ideal king before her need, even killing her people to save her country. It was viewed as her discarding her humanity in order to become a king. In fate route, since shirou treated her as a normal girl instead of a servant. She is considerably more stoic and serious than in ubw or hf. And her wish was not that she wanted to redo the sword of selection and be happy. She wanted to delete the girl Artoria from the past and the saber herself would become a counter guardian once she obtained the holy grail. So the theme of fate route was shirou trying to accept her past, move on and live for herself(preferably with him). He succeeded in the end by making saber rejecting the grail even before they realize it was corrupted. According to Nasu, Archer's route played out almost like in the fate route except that he could not save saber's humanity. So he was being salty that abridged shirou made saber stop pursuing grail without trying.

[@guccifer764]

@@paponvichchattrapronvichia4126 Not only did UBW Shirou do it without trying, he also did it while _not in love with Saber,_ which Archer was when he went through these events in his timeline.

[@skyereave9454]

​@Guccifer It definitely touched an extra nerve for him that her loving him mattered less than her ideals, yet she is so quick to discard them here.

[@selenaautufuga7597]

12:25 can we just appreciate how Rin's catchphrase goes from saying "100% Absolute, NO CHILL!" to straight up "1000% UNLIMITED, NO CHILL!", and I am living for this reference.

[@dutchvanderlinde7348]

What I'd the reference?

[@selenaautufuga7597]

@@dutchvanderlinde7348 EMIYA's Reality Marble is called "Unlimited Bladeworks". It's in the name of the anime.

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

Shirou: I...want this Archer: Hey no no no Shirou: Yesss Archer: STOP GETTING EXCITED

[@jeremybk54]

_cue happy squealing noises_

[@ZAH33D]

10:59 Not enough people recognized the sheer perfection of "A Stranger I Remain" kicking in at this moment. Literal chills man, literal chills. Hats off to you lot.

[@ZAH33D]

"Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war, I've finally found what I was looking for."

[@pedrorosa9893]

I get

[@andrewli8900]

Which version is playing? I can't really tell, but it sounds amazing.

[@InfiniteComboReviews]

Thank you! I needed to know the name of that song. Also you are 100% right!

[@ZAH33D]

@@andrewli8900 the ingame one if I'm not mistaken. So it's most likely the one by Free Dominguez.

[@avallah6349]

I love everyone in this cast, everyone is perfectly picked, but man, Logan Laidlaw, with his berserker, archer or Gilgamesh is an absolute best (and absolute beast :D ). 12/10 Edit: oh and i just realised he's also responsible for this top tier writing. I changed my mind then : 22/10

[@michaeldaniels642]

Fun Fact: All those Heroic Spirits can and have classed as Archers

[@aguyuno]

"If I want to have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend, that's my business... Babers always going to have a place in my heart." Shirou, knowing far better than to argue with frankly completely sound logic: "I accept this."

[@justinaysien6451]

Truth my friend

[@SnakebitSTI]

It's not like Shirou was unaware of Rin's obsession with Baeber from the start. Rin made it very, very obvious.

[@SuperSayianWarrior]

​@@SnakebitSTI even Saber called Rin Self aware as soon as Lover Medea came into the picture

[@Sonicsion]

I mean. She is on the list after all

[@exumbra1399]

Shirou you coward! Today is ruined!

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

There once was a snide Archer in red. No women would join him in bed. He picked the wrong side, And fate will decide, If this fight will end with him dead! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A VIRGIN THROUGH LIMERICK?! - Archer

[@whateverwhatever4476]

Y'know funny since Extra CCC does confirm that EMIYA/Nameless was James Bond

[@smellyuncle]

And technically Shirou Emiya in general did sleep with Saber so yeah, there’s that.

[@7o743]

What a master poem 👍 grail

[@tabkg5802]

Don't disrespect Archers game like that. Bro had more 🐱 than every heroic spirit combined

[@anniesama5729]

@@tabkg5802 you have never read about Heracles or Cú, have you?

[@Khajmer]

"1000% Unlimited No Chill" is absolutely Servant Rin's Noble Phantasm.

[@ATownCalledJake]

Literal chills at that delivery of Unlimited Blade Works!

[@SnakebitSTI]

Kinda hard to blame Saber. I mean, who would want to miss out on that performance?

[@diegosernadas1883]

EVEN WITH THAT MUSIC THAT UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS WAS GODLY

[@connorr8071]

5:26 "Medb would be ashamed!" This reference came out of nowhere and I love it! 🤣

[@neilhinton6477]

I thought he said Maeve

[@bangzell6885]

@@neilhinton6477 Same figure, different spelling, proper pronunciation for his intention.

[@Ohimeshinso]

@@neilhinton6477 that's how you pronounce Medb.

[@neilhinton6477]

@Bangzell oh shit, really? My bad I thought they were separate characters

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

@@neilhinton6477 A lot of the Celtic servants' names are like that. I doubt I ever would have guessed how to pronounce Scáthach's name without hearing it out loud.

[@Hyperdragon1701]

I really like the "change" in story. In the original i never really understood EMIYAS Motives. Clearly his words never matched his actions but i never noticed that this was actually part of his plan. So i appreciate the "dumbing down" for me by this series a lot.

[@LegendPurpleDragon152]

12:02 Aw Dangit, this was the perfect time to have a callback to Shirou’s “You’re a mage, so you neglected your body” line.

[@anxiousearth680]

Yeah, especially since canon Rin specifically capitalised on the weakness of ancient magecraft of not having any cqc skills as opposed to modern magecraft.

[@Josnaci0]

@@anxiousearth680 I don't think it's a modern Magecraft thing, most mages are pretty much hopeless in cqc. It's just that the Tohsaka wrere originally a martial arts family before they stole the Edelfelt's stuff, and she has been raised by the Kung Fu Priest.

[@megabyte01]

It would have been a neat callback, but there was so much crazy awesome going on in the fight that it might've gotten in the way.

[@LegendPurpleDragon152]

@@megabyte01 Fair

[@sylent_viper]

@@Josnaci0 no, it is in fact a very modern mage thing to train physically, because everyone and their grandma KNOWS that mages are weak at fighting.

[@JDWalker495]

“All I wanted to say is that you deserved better” That should go for ALL Lancers, seriously did the creator have a hate boner for spears? Nasu 8:18

[@MrCat-zz5eo]

Every Lancer has the worst luck ever. Seems Luck of the Irish holds heavy for the likes of Cu and Diarmuid.

[@lucygirl1111]

that would not suprise me but Cu culain is my favorite Lancer

[@salvadortoscano2534]

@@MrCat-zz5eo Bro, Virgin Diarmuid vs. Chad Cu xD

[@Youngblood-Pirates]

Especially Diarmuid. Vlad's a close second since he was forced to become what he hated before dying.

[@blackvial]

Karna seemed to have pretty decent luck, better than Cu's anyway

[@Psykolord1989]

"My master is the actual worst person alive." Wait...I thought Zouken was *Hassan's* master... ...Oh wait you said "alive," forgot Gil fixed that problem for us.

[@janseanmarwyn4703]

Kotomine lowkey makes Zouken look like an innocent man

[@Psykolord1989]

​@janseanmarwyn4703 Ehh...I don't know about that. Zouken is basically a body-hopping lich who convinces "allies" to give up their daughters to be violated by evil worms. Kirei at least was *trying* to not be a monster at the start of Fate/Zero until Gilgadouche had to show up and urge him into evil. Really most of the HGW crap traces back to Zouken's ambitions, since he and his buddies came up with the HGW system in the first place, no?

[@thomasschmelzer7676]

@@Psykolord1989yeah. Kirei is a bastard, sure, but he doesn’t quite flat out enjoy being a monster like Zouken does. He’s still got a working moral compass.

[@rancorious7785]

@@thomasschmelzer7676 yet he gleefully makes others suffer

[@thomasschmelzer7676]

@@rancorious7785 he gets off on it sure, but he’s also got enough of a moral compass that he’s still conflicted about stuff and hopes the Grail can answer the question for him. Meanwhile, Zouken gets off kicking puppies, and has zero issues with it. They’re both evil bastards, but Zouken is worse.

[@MrSupersonic2012]

This episode was 100% maximum no chill. So worth the wait. Ever since practically the beginning of this abridged series I have been waiting for the day when Rin would finally become Saber's master, and it finally happened.

[@ikaros4464]

It was 1000% unlimited no chill even :D

[@lucygirl1111]

it was unlimited no chill

[@levikay1745]

Well they were being pretty chill with lancer. So like maximum 99.9999999% no chill.

[@SwordGoCrazy]

This episode was actually beautiful from the Archer's interaction with Lancer and Kuzuki's final stand. I absolutely cannot wait for what you guys will do with Shirou versus Archer and Shirou versus Gilgamesh.

[@yurazah]

they actually did shiro vs gil already, it was like a test run before they started this series. they'll probably redo it though, but the old one still goes hard

[@SwordGoCrazy]

​@@yurazah would you mind linking it to me because the only one I could find was done by BlueDrakma and not Project Mouthwash

[@yurazah]

@@SwordGoCrazy no, that’s the right one.

[@SwordGoCrazy]

@@yurazah it's a completely different channel though so they haven't done Shirou versus Gil yet

[@yurazah]

@@SwordGoCrazy it’s the same guys, it’s clearly the inspiration to do the full series

[@mastermindmonokuma]

This is unironically one of the highest quality abridged series to exist, like some episodes alone put it at the top, its just so high quality in terms of effort and care, which is not to say others dont show that, but there's always very genuine about how mouthwash does things and thats communicated so well in the script, voice acting, editing and music choices.

[@leogazebo5290]

Actual Satan regret and rant towards Beaber was so sad gotta love that Fate route reference... But hey at least we're at the best timeline

[@draochvar9646]

Well, Archer is from a Fate Route where he failed to save Artoria, so I'd expect him to be a bit bitter.

[@thomasschmelzer7676]

@@draochvar9646 I mean, considering that (unless I remember my flags wrong) you basically NEED high affection with Artoria to survive the basement, it’s gotta sting even worse for him. His Artoria was almost in love with him, but wouldn’t put aside her wish. Meanwhile THIS one, who really barely knows Shirou, is willing to do so? That’s cruel.

[@srchavoso6731]

Yeah, he's was rejected two times, my man really don't have lucky with woman

[@rokia360]

@@thomasschmelzer7676 To be fair you only need 4 which the game gives you plenty of chances to do so. You really have to try to get that bad ending.

[@thomasschmelzer7676]

@@rokia360 Oh for sure. I'm just talking about Archer's perspective here. He had actually gotten to know Saber pretty well, and she still wouldn't set it aside for him. Meanwhile, from his perspective, she barely knows him in this timeline, and she's willing to do it for him? That's gotta burn.

[@Doralga]

Medea and Rin: Roasting each other Shirou: Kuzuki should we Kuzuki: best let them finish 🤣the most passive aggressive romance ever

[@bleachbleachBLEACHER]

0:51 Rin - "Shirou! Shirou, what do we do? He can practically teleport, we have no chance in hell! Not smart. Maybe we should run? No, he'll like catch us - we have to flank him and murder him like really hard! Uhrm- this is all happening too fast! Usually I have a chance to prepare, but right now I'm not ready! Shirou... Shirou.... SHIROOOOU! Shirou: "Rin, calm down. When you panic, it makes me panic, and now we're panicking! I'll- I'll act unusual! Alright, I'll just flail wildly so he- he won't know our next move, and maybe we can get a headshot or stab his butt or something! It's been an honor serving beside you Rin. Oh, is this how it ends!?

[@BoredOuttaMyMind]

Dude, thanks! Much appreciated!

[@Aka-ou4wi]

I love when they are arguing like this

[@marlonpastorbarrantesdelca5900]

Do you think you can do the subtitles for this and the past episodes? Since tthe others one havr no "official" subtitles, please? Standing by

[@bleachbleachBLEACHER]

@@marlonpastorbarrantesdelca5900 Nah, mate. KZbin got rid of the feature that allowed anyone other than the creators make captions. Trust me, me and a thousand other fans would have already taken care of it if we could.

[@marlonpastorbarrantesdelca5900]

@@bleachbleachBLEACHER maybe as an external archiv3 /file to download? English is not my native language, so I miss some jokes and references (and I lo e the canadian subtitles; my listening is not to good, but my reading is excelent and help me to improve the first one... yep, I can read those subtitles with no pause, except the faster-than-second speed)... thanks for the answer, standing by

[@alexmueller719]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how amazing Caster was in this series? Everything about her, the writing, the voice work, her personality, all of it just came together beautifully into the very best kind of villain; the kind who truly enjoys being the bad guy. RIP Medea. Gilgamesh will never replace you in our hearts.

[@ghostlightgaming1720]

Rin and Shirou now being together is peak! The way she’s just like: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU HURT HIM! From being like: I will kill you if I don’t get to kill him first! I love this series-

[@levikay1745]

pretty spot on to how teenage love works though. lmao

[@reireiryuuji]

"I prefer blondes". Had always thought we needed a Gilgamesh route, so true archer 😔

[@exumbra1399]

Um. No. A Curse of Opposites be upon thee!

[@grimwolf485]

Ah yes original vs knock off but in bed

[@SnakebitSTI]

Mirror match. But like, the Smash Bros. version, where they're separate characters with the same move set. Also, pun.

[@varnix1006]

Only Hakunon is capable of pulling off Gilgamesh Route.

[@TalonSilvercloud]

Rin's voice acting on 'the plan' was flawless. I can hear the exclamation marks jumping off the script and into my ears. Shirou's deadpan was the perfect counter part. STEP 1! (I'm already laughing) STEP 2!! (I choked on some water) STEP 3!!! (Pause, choke and laugh and choke and laugh) And then Kuzuki says 'fists on' and I'm dead.

[@karma4859]

“Fourth? Do you mean my master?” “He didn’t send both of you- ooh yeah, yes. Your master. Uehh is he uh. Uh they, they- are they going to not join us?” Aah. That was neat.

[@VaibhavMane604]

Who was fourth person that archer was talking about in this scene?

[@guccifer764]

@@VaibhavMane604 Gilgamesh. He knows Kirei and Gil are in cahoots.

[@demonkingsparda]

​@@guccifer764 i thought maybe he meant Cursed Arm

[@guccifer764]

@@demonkingsparda He wouldn’t know about the Cursed Arm though since its heavily implied he’s only lives through the Fate route

[@hunterwilliams2833]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that he was expecting to fight Cu and Gil at the same time and still just brought himself?

[@AlexanderTheBloodraven]

Rin: Baeber will always have a place in my heart. Shirou: I accept this. Unlike Rin, Shirou’s got his priorities straight…

[@stevenconfident5883]

Just found out this is actually kind of Canon

[@x-omnistar-x9602]

@@stevenconfident5883 Yeah, in the visual novel of Fate/Stay Night

[@nameless_moon]

Yeah, unlike Rin, he surely is straight.

[@therodrigosaurio1093]

@@nameless_moon Shirou has beaten the non-straight allegations... for the most part. We still have that "Issei incident" and his "chat" with Lancer on HA.

[@abrawolf]

​@@therodrigosaurio1093 and the canned shinji and issei routes