Fatima Takes Forrest G. to See the Quack Quack Doctor!

[@GoldV316]

Good to see wife #3 grandma is back she's the best find yet I seen her gum down some pizza a while back very impressive she never has any violations always cleaning a real keeper.

[@davenormandunn7123]

Have seen those local doctors do some amazing things, it really works.

[@canucksteel]

The American version of the quack doctor are educated doctors who advise COVID shots for children who weren’t suffering to begin with

[@reidadams4277]

OMG it's so funny when she gets frustrated trying to explain to you. Lol. Cuteness factor 10.

[@fayestueben-oe4dg]

When I was a child, I was really sick, and my mom took me to the qack qack doctor, and I got healed, and I do believe her, that's where I was a child ❤

[@garthoberg8853]

When the food been left out to long even there is fridge just there through in the bin takes a while but when they come looking for it next day haha

[@Eddiecrystal]

I love it im Puerto Rican and my beautiful wife is Philippina living there in olongapo and both of our cultures believe in the same thing she always helped me out with stuff like that 🥰

[@jdedad]

Sounds like a faith healer. Give your money and hope he gets better

[@richbuang2]

Great vlogging by Fatima 👍

[@backtothePI]

I knew this would be a good one. We’re getting deep into Philippines culture now.

[@piacash5216]

😂😅😂😂👍

[@ashsamlegend5356]

It's the old thing in the past dude.. only a few in the remote places of the country practice that..😂

[@blackdiamond696]

You are such an intelligent man, Marco, and respect other people culture within reason. That's why I watch your videos ❤

[@flinx649]

I learned to just let them believe what they want... there's no sense in arguing unless it's harmful.

[@mr.randolph5582]

Thanks Marco for putting things in the right perspective

[@stannmcb3]

She saw him before about putting a spell on a difficult husband. 😅

[@roberthicks9191]

fatima seems so much happier close to her family

[@richbuang2]

It would be great to have Fatima and the ladies explain more about the quack doctor, mangkukulam and the different types of aswang and wakwaks

[@Tony-mw7uo]

Hahaha..such a funny interview with Fatima...😂..well done bro ,!

[@jeffgreagrey4585]

I got dengue fever in Mindanao, my wife and wife's family brought me to the Quack Quack's Doctor. Gave me a potion of Robitussin, supposed to cure dengue 😂😂😂

[@charlesalvarez2421]

Hope your son gets better quickly

[@edic2619]

Marcos... I would be asking a ton of questions myself. Great job... "Foreign guy #1 dad"

[@harryfredricks3627]

That is always inevitable when you live in a rural part of PI - I usually let the wife have her way until the witch craft starts

[@AluviumOSRS]

Mate this interaction is so genuine, the whole thing had me laughing my ass off. You have a new subscriber :)

[@43coralsea]

Jax on station #1 here we go!

[@davidconley6267]

Aside from Forrest feeling a little ill, that video is hilarious to me. Not just Filipinas do this. My wife (Mexican) over 25 years has taken herself and the kids to a healer. I call them brujo or bruja (witches). Was never able to talk her out of it. But you are extremely lucky, finding and using a bruja in KY is quite pricey.

[@TB-xx4gc]

That's one of the real concerns I have about the PI - getting food poisoning. I never had any issues eating off the food carts in Pattaya and rather enjoyed it. But, I've been to the PI once and was not impressed.

[@AaronOlafson]

Thailand vs. Vietnam would be a more comparable version. Philippines is still decades behind neighboring countries. They are able to inflate the cost for rentals/hotels/dining out places because they speak English to a point. However, many foreigners aren't going there because food quality/tastes are limited outside of the touristy overpriced areas.

[@rosenorcia2614]

Quack, quack university is that like the school of hard knocks?

[@charlesbronson5235]

Ohhh boyyyy 😂😂😂 witch doctors run rampant there. 2 eggs 🥚 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KingNewJersey]

I busted my gut ~ Marcus says " How much is the quick doctor?'" Fatima says "50 Php" Marcus says back "That a price of a beer?" You can't make this sh*t up! Only in the Philippines?

[@harryfredricks3627]

Have a closer look at Fatimas face when asked how much - more like 100p God bless her soud she is such a down to earth woman

[@anneb3170]

Please don’t bring those kids to the quack doctor.Some of those quack will use their spit too

[@richbuang2]

​@@anneb3170that's disgusting

[@mls515]

Admitted my 3-yr-old to the real hospital. Had a little fever and couldn’t keep anything down. He needed an IV put in for fluids and antibiotics. 3 days/2 nights cost about 300 USD. Would have been less had we not upgraded into the private room with aircon, or if we went to the provincial hospital instead of the private one. The co-pay alone at home probably would have been more.

[@LVclubbouncer]

In USA, I'm thinking the closest equivalent would be like a holistic doctor ? To become a holistic doctor. You need to complete a professional-level program at an accredited naturopathic medical school...additionally, Holistic doctors, like traditional doctors, can prescribe more than just medicines. They can prescribe certain kinds of medicines that are allowed by the state in which they practice. Sounds better than the Phillippine Quak Quak doctor to me...

[@mikek9488]

yeah, or maybe a chiropractor

[@KingBeeinthePhilippines]

I love it how Fatima looked at you like you were crazy for thinking that he isn't cured by the quack.

[@BaldandInsecure187]

😂😂😂😂the same thing I was laughing at. The looks on her face are funny

[@thebeachoflife]

I liked that golden sun backlit shot with Fatima hair. That’s a winner

[@edic2619]

We love Fatima Grandma Flo... Thanks explaining how Quack Quack medicine works magic.

[@KC-in9px]

I guess that I was lucky af....I stayed in the Legazpi area for a week last year to explore around the Mayon Volcano a few months before it erupted.....AND I visited several of those towns where people died of rabies recently. (No Quack Quack Doctors for me).

[@rollee223]

It is amazing how all of a sudden, out of nowhere, something simple like this, can turn into a nice short yoochoob video! But while I was laughing, it reminded me of the old "Beverly HIllbillies" TV show from the 60s, specifically the episode where Granny has a "cold cure"! The fancy Beverly Hills Dr finds out about it, and wanting to get in on it and make money, he goes out to the mansion, and has a talk with Granny. She tells him it is nothing and she has had the cure for the common cold, for years. He is vastly intrigued, and Granny finally tells him the directions of her cold cure. She prepares a small drink of some kind of "medicine". She then tells the fancy Dr that after taking her one does of the "medicine", that the cold will be gone, in a matter of 7-10 days! I mean, how great of a cure is that!!! Of course, one could do nothing, and the average cold will still be gone in about 7-10 days! That was what made it so funny! So this video reminded me of that, whereas, Fatima takes little ForestG to this quack Dr, she rubs his tummy, and says he ate something bad, [hot dog], but he will be fine within a couple of days! Too funny!

[@anklebracelet5907]

Hilarious bro. Great problem solving as usual.

[@tomcataleno9128]

Very good,,thanks

[@chlupl]

Sorry, being from the South in the US, traditional medicine is definitely here. There are herbalists, message therapists, midwives, bone setters, etc. Acupuncture and acupressure is common here, though more imported. Many actually work alongside medical doctors.

[@adampaulwillis1976]

Pure entertainment! I am glad I am watching and not having to deal with that

[@alanjohnson6369]

You too are funny than hell thanks for sharing king. You have a house phone there? You don't see many of them anymore

[@Sipods]

Lots of 'Kwaks' here in Korea as it's a Korean surname. I have seen several Dr.Kwaks, seriously. You do tease Fatima, but her reactions are so priceless and amusing! Thanks for sharing.

[@charlesanderson6986]

I’ve been through this with my Philippine wife taking our kid to the local medicine man. So I feel your pain brother. Keep rolling strong in the kingdom king Marcos.

[@judithacaballero9676]

Much better go to the right doctor And give a right thing medicine for the child .

[@marvindockery-lo9cw]

Marcos, get him checked for worms. Lots of children in Philippines have worms

[@AmericanpapainPH]

He is sick from the day old chicken in the crockpot the other day. Lol

[@Neal_only1]

Lol watch him throw up on them lol

[@garywhelansr5602]

😂😂Fatima go to sori sori store for some 7 up or Ginger ale for Forest G. tummy ache n poops will be gone. 👏🤠🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@onekerri1]

The article you put up with the names of the quack doctors, all sound like Mexican last names. lol

[@hitechburg]

A spoon of pepto bismol and FORREST G will be fine.

[@mls515]

I don’t think they sell that here. I always bring the generic Walmart brand when I come over. My wife worked in a pharmacy and she never saw anything like that until she got to the States.

[@flinx649]

You were thinking voodoo doctor.

[@3starsandasun999]

in the US theres a voodoo ritual practice too..specially in the part of countryside

[@jamescasey780]

You have to roll with it, some of those herbalists faith healers have skills. My Filipino mother in law is one.

[@norbertosoto3733]

They have them all over south America they're like home herbal doctors and we have them in my country Puerto Rico

[@ksmithpmp]

The time it takes to digest a hot dog can vary depending on several factors, such as the individual’s metabolism, overall health, and the specific ingredients in the hot dog. On average, it takes about 24 to 72 hours for food to pass through the digestive system. However, hot dogs are generally processed meats that can take longer to digest due to their high fat and sodium content. It’s best to listen to your body and give it the time it needs to properly digest food.

[@Mac-zq1js]

The doctor knows what he's doing. He will simply have a little bottle with dead spiders in it made Into a necklace. To protect him from evil. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@edic2619]

Maybe Quack Quack Dr is related to Snake Oil Sales Lady.

[@55555711]

Fatima still looking cute ❤

[@FredSmith-q9k]

In these times peach tree bark from a peach tree.boil and make hot tea with peach bark and add a little honey and let.the child or grown up drink it .and it will take care of the trouble .it works .I learned this from my grand father on my mother's side. When a child was and teeth coming in it worked.

[@RollinCoco-Nut]

Like trying to push a mud puddle up a hill during a rainstorm ...

[@clintoni856]

And one of their requirements is daddy can't go? 😮umm no sir!

[@feralranchu4150]

Kwek-Kwek is delicious. To have a doctor that specializes and also give massages sounds good to me.

[@Neal_only1]

Voo doo shit right there

[@Tahkayaw]

now everyone will be on poop watch to see if the treatment worked 555

[@twofarfromhome]

💯%🇵🇭Filipina 😂 Love it!

[@junettebelleza4787]

Hilot or Massage for kids is part of our culture in PH. It’s healing a slight sprain in our body esp. kids are proned to cause they moved a lot and accidents happen. Slight accidents only. Just an opinion. TY.

[@tinaraphael9783]

It's normal to little ones to get diarrhea or fever symptoms sometimes. Let them go they believe that Quack Doctor. 😂😂 Get better Forrest.

[@yolandelyle]

That's what happens if you dont put your food in the refridgerator, or you just eat old food that is standing out for many hours! Yep,.......surprisingly many filippinos that dont have fridge,or have a fridge are not very aquainted or familiar with using a refridgetator!

[@annatheinnotz4901]

The placebo affect works 67% of the time, it's worth 50pesos😊

[@CrowsQB]

Forrest taken one for the team !

[@KC-in9px]

Most of the treatments are cheap rum based tonics that include roots/herbs. Asian traditional medicine isn't all that different from what's practiced everywhere outside of the West.

[@bingtorres9238]

TAKE FORREST G TO THE DOCTOR CAUSE HE MIGHT GET DEHYDRATED …NOT THE QUACK DOCTOR .

[@TB-xx4gc]

Uh, no, a brotha can't get some coffee! BUT, what a brotha can get is a table dance!!! 😁😁😁😁

[@janetceniza8091]

husband listening in - keep some imodium on hand. Witch Dr. holds a powerful control over the Filipino people. For our lot on Vistamar Resort, my wife, college educated, lived in America for 47 years, still tells me what her mama told her about certain things. We had a witch Dr. come to ask the sprits of our lot to please allow us to live here. cost one poor chicken his life. One low point in her life where she was really depressed she came to the PH and spent an ungodly amount of pesos on Quack Dr.'s to help herself. You can not erase generations of beliefs no matter what you know. Grand ma is filling your wife's head with all her beliefs,

[@stannmcb3]

I remember people payed to come into an apartment to pray, exorcize ghosts and blest the home before you move in.

[@Mac-zq1js]

I have to tell you this story. The spiders in the bottle over 20 years ago when I met my wife in a northern region, her mother. Made a bottle made up with some bugs in it to my wife and told my wife. Make sure I keep it in my pocket to keep me safe while I'm in the Philippines. At that fucking Moment I knew I was entering the Twilight Zone. 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@kevink1214]

those philippines hot dogs are vile. Beet red on the outside, and grey on the inside, and the taste is not any better. 🤣🤣

[@THEPAPASMURFTHEOG]

whats quacking at the quack dr? lol. flo is just so beautiful, just flawless! i hope forest and everyone gets to feeling better.. having a upset tummy sucks,, fatima and flo, dig dig dig!!!

[@sunnydazz7]

FATIMIA Don't want you to go cos she's going sneaky snack or lipstick shopping😎hehehe I bet sounds Suspicious 💯

[@janetceniza8091]

# 2 38 years ago when our son was born, wife is at the hospital, waiting waiting, then she says she has this herb that was given to her by her mom to help with the delivery, should I take it. HELL NO, you are in the best hospital in our town at that time. Leave all the old time meds alone. My wife will be 75 in Feb. 24 and still surprises me at times with what she says I should do with my health.

[@AaronOlafson]

quack quack...welcome..me name rosita. too hilarious. Marcos magic in village. lmao

[@m3lgil]

Maybe he has some kind of flatulence issue or indigestion? A quack doctor or traditional herbal doctor can only help minor health issues by doing the right massage using their herbal topical oil lotion. Massage is good for blood circulation. When it comes to serious health condition the quack doctor or traditional herbal doctor do not do injection, operate surgery or administer medication. They can only give advises on what to eat or drink, give you a good massage and some do pray using their dialect (it may sound weird or creepy) but they pray for your healing or recovery! :)

[@CaliforniaBear619]

Marcos didn't you know that UCuackMed has world best specialized graduates in hot dog piece detection? 🌭 Dr Quack Cuack Rosita 😂😂😂😂

[@ramonasuggs9961]

Please buy her a baby buggy so they don't have to keep carrying your huge baby boy 😅

[@fayestueben-oe4dg]

Some are good of what they do the doctors

[@richardparker1290]

It was that bad chicken 🍗 you wanted to throw away yesterday or the other day . When in doubt throw it out 🤢🤮🇺🇸🥷

[@Brushy01]

Its those damn chicken nuggets!

[@bong4538]

Poor hotdog 😣😅

[@JohnCarrol-r1c]

hilot is not quack doctor. She is traditional masseur

[@jdedad]

I had a bad dog in Tijuana one time it happens 😂

[@angies.4961]

Mark, you probably paid over 50 Pesos for that QUACK! Fatima sure looked like she MIGHT be telling a Story, when you asked her how much the QUACK charged her!! I hope that Forrest G is feeling Better!!😊

[@ethandeuel4313]

Wine 🍷 please more wine

[@piacash5216]

😂😅😂😂 Quack Doctor really 😂

[@AUSTRALIAN-GUY]

OMG 😮 The Stress ,Your Filipinas put U Under ! Ledgend. Quack quackery, witchdoctors. Possibly that gamey chicken 🐔 from a few days ago ! Or probably the 3 Day Old "Double Dead ☠️ Hotdog " Poor little Forest G ❤ U better have a 🍺 A Beer & get ready for Christmas with your Beautiful Philippines Family, & Have a Merry❤ Christmas 🎄🎄🎄🎁 Look forward to video at the Farm in Beautiful Philippines ✅🦘 AUSTRALIAN-GUY

[@riclove55]

daddie of the year AWArd

[@LordTaylor007]

I don’t know how you do it Marcos. That Bisaya attitude is way too much for me.

[@bourbontrail565]

Forest G. Drank too much pool water. That pool water was tap crap. Respect the King.

[@dingssimpleliving5911]

I knew it,Marcos,its like a faith healer and also called ( manghihilot ) theres no fees its just an offering.I believed that also.Many instances happened faith healer healed the sicked person.

[@stevengonyaw1617]

Well, its my understanding that you need to learn patience to live in the Philippines, but what in the voodoo hell is this ?

[@alanjohnson6369]

Where's Flo???

[@johnlim8727]

It’s just all in the mind.