Fauxcahontas Hilariously Owns Self

Ben Shapiro laughs hysterically at Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren's failed DNA test.

[@jimgodfree1]

Trump should get his DNA done. Maybe he has more Native American lineage that she does. How funny would that be?

[@lmcc8798]

Jim Godfree ...and some black and Hispanic just for good measure.

[@mikeansley5306]

Jim Godfree Naw. All of Trump’s grandparents were born in Europe. He has no native ancestry. And the media would just attack his “dog whistle” DNA test meant to appeal to white supremacists. I’m not wrong.

[@jordanboyle539]

Dude that would be fucking hilliarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikeansley5306]

jfsfrnd Scottish ancestry is Northern European. My father had a DNA test done. Completely European heritage here in Canada. My grandfather was born in Scotland. It’s a long ways from Africa.

[@tysonhawk5437]

That would be so hilariously epic!

[@positrondave]

"So, according to science, if you have 1/1024 Native American, that is STRONG EVIDENCE of Native American ancestry, but if you have two X chromosomes, that doesn't mean you're a woman". COMMENT OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@candicelee8922]

That is an awesome comment!!!

[@j.2903]

@@candicelee8922 Agreed!

[@rsnip9888]

That's "strong evidence" that they are a woman, but that evidence is trumped by their FEELINGS! Duh 😂

[@ronyeahright9536]

This comment more than any other I've ever heard, puts on display the deranged and demented logic of the liberal.

[@johanswede8200]

4KBuddz ...PERFECT!!!

[@FOO261]

I recently bought a Jeep. I named it “Elizabeth Warren”, because it’s all white but it says it’s a Cherokee on the side of it! 😂

[@kevinmask8652]

You get the corny joke of the year award... clap, clap

[@flolacandola9396]

THE Q Hahahaha

[@davidbarnsley8486]

THE Q that’s good I will steel that and call my Jeep Lizzie 😂😂😂as well

[@mickeydrago9401]

that is TOO perfect...

[@mickeydrago9401]

now eat some oreos in your white "cherokee"... just don't call your cookies black ;)

[@jerrdog5568]

Shes less native american than a jeep grand Cherokee

[@alcaholik6435]

😂😂😂

[@laveyanpride9362]

Lmao

[@pepsicola2796]

HAH

[@hei-c4620]

DAAAAAMN

[@maximaldinotrap]

To be fair those things are made by multiple people with possible Native American ancestry, the robots that build them are operated by these people in some way too and there might even be an actual Native American involved in it lol.

[@TheAmazingLucas]

There's even stronger evidence that's she not Native American. lmfao

[@1st1st]

Trump has got to do DNA test as well , How funny would it be .005% or something

[@SumThingFawful]

@@1st1st If he does it better turn out he's 0.001% black man

[@johkupohkuxd1697]

@@SumThingFawful well his grandfather was from germany, so i guess Trump is Aryan.

[@declanh2314]

99.9% not even close to being native American

[@howdydocowgirlcowgirl181]

Can't Stop Digging Herself a Hole-Awatha in re: her latest campaign ad defending her native American heritage claims LoL 😹👽 👾😹

[@mac11380]

The Cleveland Indians are more Indian than she is.

[@taelorwatson9822]

That is a win

[@BelieveLand-jk5nq]

The Cleveland Indians are named the Indians in honor of the first American Indian to ever play baseball.

[@yaelrar.4460]

Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dionpeterson6606]

mac11380 thank you

[@nhmooytis7058]

mac11380 GO CHIEF WAHOO~

[@declanh2314]

She's been researching this since Trump got elected and this is the best she comes up with

[@saturnascendz]

...or her team held onto it for campaign purposes. Holding onto information(even stupid information) is political strategy.

[@bloozedaddy]

She's a typical Dem nitwit....had she just come out and said "I was mistaken about my heritage" this would've been over....but she couldn't do it...she had to try and snow everyone....I SOOOO hope she's the Dem candidate in 2020...maybe with Corey Booker as VP....what a massacre that would be.

[@KandiKlover]

Goes to show what a massive failure she and heard pathetic excuse of a political party are. Liberalism is for losers.

[@jgd5535]

She won...he owes a million dollars to charity, but he'll never pay...he's a shit talking liar.

[@iv3966]

@@jgd5535 how did she win? 1/16th is the minimum percentage accepted by native Americans. Not 1/1000. Did you just fart on your phone and that comment came out?

[@kageshira]

She has less % of Native American than the test's margin of error , this is silly

[@MrHoliday2usir]

Thank you!!!

[@rickdees251]

I was thinking the same thing about % of accuracy. Don't know what it is but these test can ONLY be as accurate as the size of the data base they are compared to. I'd like to know how many Peruvians, for example, are in that data base. Calling her Pocahontas is insulting to Pocahontas, as a bare minimum.

[@guerguistoyanov137]

Most of the institutions making DNA tests are officially admitting that ANYthing less than 1% is considered acceptable error and qualified as "lab noise",BUT 0.000974%(1/1024) is "iron proof" of Genetic evidence??? Cheap populism and propaganda....

[@twiceisworst]

@@guerguistoyanov137 1/1024 is actually .0976%, you are off by two orders of magnitude. But I suppose if it is within the margin of error, it really isn't saying much.

[@guerguistoyanov137]

@@twiceisworst OK, my bad. I'm getting older....😕

[@Mahoneyyay]

Cherokee Nation basically denounced her

[@dumpeeplarfunny]

It must suck when a white person gets the job that was supposed to be given to them as a handout. The fact that she's doubling down on what is effectively the longest running trolling in history, that must be frustrating as hell.

[@JordanBeagle]

Not basically, literally

[@juliuscaesar5397]

Ha!

[@adrianbundy3249]

jfsfrnd, he was the spokesperson sent out by the government of the Cherokee people, the tribe that Warren has at many times tried to point that she was a part of 'I am Cherokee doh'... He was the closest person you can get for someone speaking on behalf of the group. Coming out and flat out telling her this time: "No, and this charade is insulting, this test is stupid". The burn is too real, it is too funny.

[@imout671]

Basically? They bent her over a stump!

[@Mikazuchireborn]

Verdict: Whiter than two polar bears kissing in a blizzard.

[@Earthling108]

lol

[@calebray8895]

Like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm 👍

[@glennso47]

Whiter than the toilet tissue in my bathroom (before it's used)

[@stalwartservant4063]

Mikazuchi that is really white

[@mick6876]

White as snow shite in Antarctica 🇦🇶

[@GH-cp9wc]

I don't believe someone ignorant enough to release those DNA results should be a Senator.

[@trentmansly5834]

Our current *president* is a dipshit reality TV star who thinks you need an ID to buy groceries. The bar is pretty damn low.

[@identifyyourself5684]

Trent Mansly How did he get to be on the show?

[@thumpybones]

Trent Mansly: Let's say you're right. Let's look at a few things he has done. www.courant.com/opinion/op-ed/hc-op-thiessen-trumps-10-accomplishments-1228-20171227-story.html

[@trentmansly5834]

Identify Yourself Daddy's money.

[@trentmansly5834]

Timothy Powell Oh boy! An op-ed by a Rumsfeld goon from the W. era? It must be my fucking birthday. This shit can't even name 10 objectively good things, so that right there is telling. A few of them are actually unspeakably awful. #2 Yeah, THAT'S turned out great, hasn't it? That shit just got us Mr. "No" Means "Yes" devil's triangle over there. The prospect of MORE conservative judges is only appealing if you're one of those morons who thinks a dick in a mouth is more offensive than a bullet through a head. #7. Leaving the climate accord was a good thing? Literally all it did was make the entire country look stupid. All the accords were was a tentative promise that we'd try and improve the environment any way we could. What exactly that entails was self imposed. We set the goals we wanted to achieve. Pulling out was just Trump dick waggling to his dumb anti-science base. Given that we just got a climate report telling us we have maybe 30 years before we irreparably destroy the plant that's not really something to be celebrated. #8, He did this by accident and it nearly caused an international incident. #10 What's that? One of the positive things he's done is not fuck up something the previous, better, administration did? I mean, awesome, but it's not particularly unique to Trump. President Untied Shoe could've done as much. Fuck Trump.

[@enigmaahhart8802]

Seeing Ben Shapiro this giddy is worth hitting the like button alone 😁👍

[@iminapunkband]

Wow, I’m 1/16th Indigenous Australian and I used to joke about its insignificance. Cant believe I’ve been missing out on my poc status this whole time

[@lyartbane2115]

My mother's side swears we have native American ancestry. But I know it's either bullshit or such a small amount it's insignificant. I often joke about it as well. My Indian name is runs with clouds lol.

[@TheMe0wsCat]

Lyart Bane My estranged father says we have some Blackfoot Indian in our lineage... but he leaves out that his uncle married a Blackfoot Indian. Meaning it's not within our bloodline AT ALL. You can't get that family line to run in my bloodline with a knife and a hose. But, hey! My Indian name is "Runs in Diapers." Yeah, when I was young, I had diarrhea a lot. ;-) To be clear those last two sentences are just a joke. I don't have an Indian name or anything.

[@rrteppo]

you also missed out on all the free casino money.

[@theworstkazuma2629]

it depends on the tribe. I'm a registered member of the leech lake band of ojibwa (Chippewa) and you need to at least be 1/8 blood purity to be registered. I'm 1/4

[@100fredkrueger]

The Worst Kazuma your right. Some tribes have a cutoff. Mine doesn’t I don’t believe. Thank goodness because my son was able to get a card!! I am a citizen potowatomi nation Indian.

[@ffjsb]

You could shake hands with a Native American and get that much DNA in your system....

[@low87dawg86]

Lmao

[@tadm123]

lool

[@micahiswright]

All you gotta do is try...

[@gilesotojr]

Loll

[@terriesmith8219]

Lmao!!🤣😂😂😆😆😂😂

[@jx5008]

It's like a 99.9 % black person claiming to be asian...

[@ClickToPreview]

But I have slanted eyes and therefore I am CHINESE even though my whole family is clearly black... LOGIC.

[@Rao665]

jx 500...actually with the stupid amount of people claiming Native Americans are from India (Indians) you might as well call black people "Koreans" while we are at it.

[@prestonbrooks7418]

The ad before this video was Elizabeth Warrens family discussing their heritage lmao

[@iamcrimsonspecter2]

1/1,024 Chinese here.. means I know kung fu.

[@yahulwagoni4571]

Well, I eat Egg Foo - does that make me 1/1,024 Chinese? Maybe for a few minutes.

[@tjnaples]

Hiiiieeeeeeyyaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

[@iamcrimsonspecter2]

Upwards of 8 hours of pure kung fury after eating Egg Foo .. then it all goes away as soon as you sit on a loo.

[@codyytuarte1101]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidvenegasramirez6001]

You should try Elizabeth's Pow Wow Chow that her and paw-paw used to eat 😂

[@mohawk3371]

She is between .09% and 1.5% native American. On average American whites have been estimated to have anywhere between .18%-3% Native American ancestry. So basically she is as white, or whiter, than your average white person. Shocking!

[@dormantlogos7814]

On top of it, the scientists.. who administered the test said that he compared DNA samples from Mexican, Peru and some other database to draw comparison. So technically she's like less than 1 percent Mexican.

[@aurora123borealis]

She`s also closely related to Bigfoot.

[@vanessaladolcetta6660]

aurora123borealis good one. I found Bigfoot in my DNA ancestry chart

[@nh8048]

Well if her DNA test is anything to go by, she's more closely related to the Loch Ness Monster than Bigfoot, as Bigfoot is a native :P

[@AerysTMD]

She's closely related to Ma'iq.. a liar.. a NPC.

[@attitudeadjusted9027]

That's why they call her "Snatchsquatch"

[@piman9280]

Her tribal name would be Big Foot In Mouth!

[@davidtomlin2518]

My dog is more native American than Elizabeth Warren.

[@nick624179]

steve b 😅

[@darkhorse5932]

I am 1/4000th attack helicopter on my father's, barber's, dog's, half sister's, grilled cheese sandwich's side..

[@goosesteppinggulagt.v.9980]

Grilled cheese sandwich side😂😂😂😂😂

[@slyfoxx2973]

I love grilled cheese sandwiches!

[@darkhorse5932]

I would appreciate it if you didn't use that term it is very offensive to my people, only us grilled cheese sandwiches are allowed to call each other grilled cheese sandwiches.

[@slyfoxx2973]

Fo chizzle my sandizzle

[@memascarenhas]

J M me too! 😂

[@Psycorde]

1024th of a million dollars HAHAHAHA You're a riot, Ben

[@sammygoodnight]

No kidding. It would be epic if Trump really did that too.

[@travv88]

$976.56, not bad really. I'd be happy to get that. Would be fucking hilarious though.

[@aali4929]

yeah that cracked me up 1024th of a million$ LOL

[@tdognschooch]

If trump does this, it'll get me out to vote!

[@haninazarali912]

I like how she's less native American than the average American citizen

[@michaelogrady232]

She obviously comes from a long line of bigots.

[@trailblazer632]

Lol noticed that huh? "Im native american you bigot!" Uh actually.... No no youre whiter than a fucking snowflake

[@DripStopShop]

*did the math: average american is 20 times more native american than she. you're welcome. (EDIT: ACTUALLY, SHAPIRO GAVE THE WRONG DECIMALS. IT'S REALLY 135 TIMES).*

[@michaelk.steinberg6204]

B does the percentage you used include people in Native American tribes? Because I think that would skew the statistic quite a bit

[@killerdeviant]

Her family always says she’s just like her great great great great great great great great great great grandma.

[@HR-yd5ib]

LOLOLOLLOOOLLL

[@sinderflaem7000]

Ok, that was funny.

[@SillyYou1]

Lmao!! Good one!

[@nickh5408]

Tyler Petty dude, u win comment of the day for sure lol 😂

[@brandont4433]

Tyler Petty best comment

[@MimiRAM0NE]

Trump should donate to Cherokee Nation instead of the charity she chose and say, "I'm sorry Warren doesn't respect you, and your wishes. But I do."

[@hippiegrinder6692]

Love it! Toss that leftist hypocrisy right back in their faces. You know for a fact though people would still shit their pants and act like Trump donating that money was some kind of insult

[@marcusholtzheimer9316]

That would be epic style pwn

[@socialseahawksfan9325]

Pochahonkey just proved her great great great great grandfather raped an Indian.

[@babycakes4206]

He should onlt donate 1/1024th.

[@WorldwideBushcraftSurvival]

As a CDIB card carrier of the Cherokee Nation, I say that Trump does not owe a thing. We are a wealthy tribe. Give the money to the poor tribes of the north or southwest, if he is to give any at all.

[@johodges4399]

Time to stop calling her "Pocahontas" since she is clearly "Sitting Bull".

[@anthonysanjose2730]

"Talking Bull(shit)" would be more appropriate

[@omicrondec]

"Spitting Bull"

[@andrewbowers_]

Anthony San Jose: Agreed. But we should be respectful of the true Sitting Bull. Warren is a feminist parasite on humanity. As of this day forward, and as named by your good self; Warren the human parasite will be known as -> ‘SITTING BULLSHIT’

[@akbeautyrose7775]

But that would be a REAL DISRESPECT and even DISHONOR to the great true Native American. I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT.

[@andrewbowers_]

Alaskan Rose777: Perhaps you’re right. A mere similarity may be a risk not worth taking for the sake of preserving a good man’s name.

[@ragalthor]

She just got Trump'd.

[@facforrester]

Another one bites dust, hey hey

[@LetsgoB]

Ragalthor Sitting Bull(shit)

[@formerevolutionist]

"Six to ten generations ago. In other words, her actual Native-American ancestor could be Pocahantas!" Wit like this is why people love Shapiro.

[@anthonypoole6901]

Bro don't insult my ancestor lol . Pocahontas is in my family tree lol no kiding like 5 gens ago. I go back to her father even. I'm gonna tell ya right now unless her maiden last name is Randolph she's lying like hell. I have the tree to prove it.

[@joelv4495]

I love how he has to count the "great"s with his fingers!!

[@howdydocowgirlcowgirl181]

Can't Stop Digging Herself a Hole-Awatha in re: her latest campaign ad defending her native American heritage claims LoL 😹👽 👾😹

[@apolloxiii5574]

Skeptic Psycologist, since the researcher had no native american DNA to compare her DNA to, this report is of no value at all.

[@jojosbizarrecomments]

@@anthonypoole6901 u can now go around saying that ur great great great great grandma has a movie based on her

[@bloozedaddy]

Best meme so far - "an Indian and an African walk into a bar ...just jokin'...it's just two liberal white women..." (photo of Warren and Dolezal).

[@leveljoe]

goo.gl/images/eVcxjV

[@mroberts7519]

They took this meme and added Beto O'Rourke too lol...

[@TheColemancreek]

"A Mexican and a Black Man walk into a red wall..." (Beta O'/Talcum-X)

[@mikemcgill9874]

Now that's funny, lol

[@112233JORDAN]

She has probably been taking these dna tests this whole time until one finally said she had a miniscule amount of Native American dna

[@Mr_Boss_Smile]

she got the idea from southpark

[@AlanGresov]

That's like Joe Rogan on stupid tests, funniest shit ever.

[@dogman15]

I like the $900 check idea.

[@irishluck7461]

....deliver it in Penny's lol

[@kingmathers8049]

Dogman15 yeah but can we talk about your profile pic

[@Mikedeela]

Yes, and give it to Young Republican Federation of Virginia in EW's name.

[@EvelynL.1112]

Yeah $976 is approximately 1/1024 of $1,000,000!

[@visi2tirana]

That LUNATIC doesn't deserve a penny.. shes the most white person in USA 99.999% white wtf

[@Janellelle]

I'm a little more than a 1/4 shoshone and assiniboine Sioux. My whole maternal side are a mix of many tribes. In my grandmother's day, she was sent off to the Indian boarding school at Flandreau. Im the first generation of my family born of the reservation. Im enrolled with a Tribe. I grew up with the culture. I can actually trace my ancestors by name through my Family to the dawes rolls. It's insulting of her to appropriate our culture for her own selfish gain. She doesn't understand the culture, the struggles, or anything really regarding American Indian life. So sad and quite pathetic.

[@newyorkyankees81]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

[@zaccyo]

It's not sad at all - it's disgusting. If she were lying because of delusion or because she has a legit psychological disorder - then maybe it would be sad. But she is lying for perosnal gain. That's fucking pathetic and disgusting.

[@SuperFlowback]

I was just about to type basically everything you just did. Both my grandparents were put in boarding school and my great grandparents were original enrollees on the Dawes roll. If your Native American it’s not hard to find out that information. She’s not native and never will be. She might as well had said her great grandma was an Indian princess. Cause I hate that shit too

[@IRISHSALTMINER61]

Hubert Binienda your condescension is palpable....... 😎🔫🐸

[@SaintNobody]

Yep, and she exploited all the folks wanting to atone for past sins.

[@d00mshr00med]

An ad called "Elizabeth Warren's Family Story" played before this. Let's just say it was a little biased.

[@ChrisAmirVado]

D00M SHR00M same LMAO I wanna call the police 😂

[@Painfulwhale360]

D00M SHR00M yup, saw it too lol

[@timk6909]

Christian Alvarado had this also

[@jonny87kz]

Me too! ???

[@sircamington]

Same wtf

[@95TurboSol]

The 1/512th was fake news, they retracted it to 1/1024th lol

[@suelviana1982]

95TurboSol actually it is more than 20048/1 When they point that her great....ma was PART INDIAN.

[@Wintermute909]

She's whiter than the average European-American........she'll be editing Stormfront soon

[@MrDynafxdc]

There is more native American dna in a Jeep Cherokee than in her.

[@danc.1908]

1/512th is the best it possibly could be....not that she is definitely

[@Leo-lr4eq]

Jeff's RGU in the xj yes

[@FakhriAunurrahim]

I'm a 1/1024th Vulcan

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Fakhri Aunurrahim I’m a 1/2048 Klingon

[@sebassanchezc-1379]

I'm 1/4096 Borg...new wristwatch 🙂

[@Geerladenlad]

Having Vulcan semen in your stomach does not make you Vulcan!!

[@FakhriAunurrahim]

no shit, it's like eating a piece of rice doesn't count as eating rice

[@justsayinfornow5274]

I'm 100% broke.

[@firstcitizen3753]

What's terrifying is the number of people who say that Trump owes her the one million. Because she technically is Native American, seemingly. I cant even laugh at this anymore. The state of things is disturbing.

[@shahrukh.f4790]

It's in the law you fake constitution nuts. Trumps only defence could have been it's a joke which it clearly wasn't

[@jsquared1013]

@@shahrukh.f4790 what's in the law? By law, Warren is *NOT* Native American, as she has nowhere near enough ancestry to be considered legally Native American. In fact, she has *LESS* then average! What "law" are you squeaking about?

[@Veritas-invenitur]

@@jsquared1013 Trump should donate something not because he has too but because he could spin it in his favor. Either Donate a million dollars to a military charity sighting that he is doing so because he doesnt believe that veterans should loose out because of Warren's Lies or Do what Shapiro said.

[@maggiemoran7747]

I voted for him, I like what he's been doing, but I don't think he should've bet her the million dollars in the first place, never mind not following through. You know what would make him look awesome right before the mid-terms? By giving that million dollars to the Cherokee tribe. He can afford it and it'd make him look great. Straight to the Native Americans.

[@maggiemoran7747]

John Adams.....no, he should donate it to Native American tribes or for scholarships for them.

[@am_greg25]

Just had an ad bashing trump for calling her Pocahontas... coincidence?

[@ghettomedic9971]

Explains why she cares so much about Latin American illegal immigrants. They're family after all.

[@Charistoph]

Odd why she doesn't just sponsor them, then. As a citizen and in a member of Congress, she has access to many ways of setting that up, including introducing bills to change immigration law!

[@UnfaithfulServant97]

It would be funny to see those illegals disown her too.

[@mroberts7519]

I just saw an article now saying one of her ancestors was a solider that was involved in the deaths of Native Americans. It is getting even worse for her if that is true lol.

[@facforrester]

@nunya inct this just keeps getting better 🍿

[@jeffreywillis4258]

Tribes recognize 1/16 and they are considering 1/32. Keep in mind you can only use ONE tribe. My father was 1/8 Chickasaw my mother was 1/8 Choctaw. I was only allowed 1/16th with either tribe even though they are both on American Indian registries. I chose my mothers Choctaw side. My fathers Indian blood is not even counted with the 1/16th. Warren would not be recognized as a minority American Indian for any tribe or job application with this silly 1/1024th DNA test. It's not that simple. She USED our heritage to take advantage of liberal affirmative action policies.

[@Life-Row-Toll]

Thank you for the explanation!

[@jamiesmith8197]

You need to tell every American with ears exactly what you said here

[@alanguages]

Elizabeth Warren has Native Mexican or Native South American DNA. NOT Native American (Cherokee or Delaware tribe), which she tried to fool the public with.

[@jakwnd]

The report says they used the Mexican and South American DNA in the test... not that they omitted North American DNA. So it could be either or.

[@anotherks7297]

Citation for your last sentence. There was an interview with multiple of her employers and the staff at harvard citing that her admission had "nothing to do with her ethnic background".

[@jchors2947]

They also found she's 8% iguana.

[@ghostl1124]

Yeah, then she can be on those Geiko insurance commercials.

[@theleftfield93]

We need to VOTE in HUGE numbers Nov 6th 🇺🇸 VoteDemsOut 💪

[@BigTigerWoman]

I am 100% Native American. I wish she would just stop. It so embarrassing.

[@maggiemoran7747]

Marlys .....this is the worst case of cultural appropriation I've seen in recent times. She should give that money back from her universities that she took away from a Native American student !

[@BigTigerWoman]

@@maggiemoran7747 Just goes to show the content of her character. A liar. You're right though.

[@subscribetomefornoreason7294]

Yeah I thought you had to prove you were at least 1/4 for that I’m 1/8 and I wouldn’t try any of that although Im not a big fan of the percentages since you can’t tell how much of those genes the person got for instance my dad is only 1/4 but the features are very prominent in him so he looks like he’s at least 1/2

[@caseyplooy1696]

Marlys N'Wanape ..........and I’m sure your not 100% Native American. Your lying just like she is. 100% anything in America is pretty unlikely.

[@BigTigerWoman]

@@caseyplooy1696 whatever igit. My parents come straight from the rez. Exactly where the us government put them. I know exactly what and who i am. 100%

[@spencerokeefe438]

I'm 1/4th Mexican but you can't tell that by looking at me. It's had such a small impact on my life that I sometimes forget that my grandfather was from Mexico. I can't even begin to imagine how pretentious you have to be to think that 1/1024th is worthy of respect. edit: Oh for crying out loud! I know "Mexican" isn't a race but my ancestry stems from there (or at least 1/4th of it) so "Hispanic" seems too general.

[@RogueReplicant]

Spencer - Mexican is not a race, it's a nationality. Perhaps you mean your grandpa had Aztec or Maya blood.

[@cazgerald9471]

Mexican is not a race, it's a nationality.

[@Chaoskillrkitty]

@broccollin she's actually referenced saying she's a minority multiple times. Just not Cherokee. They have quotes of hers as far back as 84 and she had an interview in 2012 stating how she used to put it on school directories ("I listed myself (in the) directory in the hopes that might mean that I would be invited to a luncheon, a group something, with people who are like I am," Warren told reporters May 3, 2012. "Nothing like that ever happened. That was absolutely not the use for it and so I stopped checking it off.") So can I be black now?

[@ARescueToaster]

Good for you; don't let what you are be what defines you. To "Mexican isn't a race" people, you know what he meant. I love the gratuitous nitpicking, though.

[@Chaoskillrkitty]

@broccollin this is her saying it. She says this is part of how I identify when asked if someone was 1/32 black should they identify as black. I also included a quote from her own words below in case you didn't feel like watching the video. Since you also didn't feel like googling anything. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJLYYXRrrJiCjKs You know, I’m proud of my Native American heritage,” Warren said. “I’m proud of my family. It’s now the case that people have gone over my college records, my law school records, every job I’ve ever had to see that I got my work. I got my jobs because I do my work. I work hard. I’ve been a good teacher.”

[@antonnym214]

Correction: The $1 million/1024 = $976.56. Further, he shouldn't send Faucahontas the check, he should send it to a charity in her name. I recommend The National Alliance on Mental Illness. They obviously didn't get to Warren in time, but there is hope for others.

[@CarrieArt7]

This comment is awesome

[@AngryBaldyGaming]

This deserves more likes 😂

[@Mr_Boss_Smile]

Only an NPC would care so much about the exact math.

[@antonnym214]

I'm not an NPC, I'm autistic. Maybe you were trying to be funny. All good wishes, bro.

[@ChrisAmirVado]

Anton Nym MY GAWD 😂😂😂

[@fondoftheduh]

she should claim to be of Mexican heritage instead to go for those votes.

[@JoseSanchez-jp5ft]

She'd still not got a lot of our votes. Dems don't realize how much of their former base woke up and grew up.

[@iskiinthefastlane]

+Jose Sanchez yuuup

[@jeanneanderson6656]

Hahaha seriously delusional

[@manoman0]

Trust her, she'll do that. She's the modern day Bo Gritz.

[@Bronx19]

Oh but Harvard Law was SO proud to have the FIRST Native American graduate! PUKE

[@sm7ylol393]

Nice Guy Eddie person of color my left buttcheeck

[@Bronx19]

Which colour is it?

[@HonorableTaco]

White.

[@jasonjackson5696]

Elizabeth Warren logic - I guess if I put one drop from an orange into a glass of vodka I can now call it a glass of orange juice, right? 😂😂😂😂

[@iambeing4328]

Precisely. This is exactly how I gave up (hiccup) drinking.

[@VivinViswanathan]

Take that idea to bars and call it "The Elizabeth Warren"

[@zeejay4458]

Screwball

[@simchad613]

If you pay one thousandth of your taxes, it’s enough to say you paid it all. I’m backing her.

[@Brandon_metab]

Nope that’s a cocktail.

[@fuairbainne9753]

Please oh please get with Trump's people and tell them about that brilliant idea of sending her a 1/1024 check. He would do it!

[@DIOSpeedDemon]

My Siamese Cat just took the DNA test from a Reputable 23 and Me AND Rachel Dolzalel website. To our surprise , my cat is strong evidence of being a native and just got Admitted to Harvard...

[@thomashodgson-jones7594]

Given that the DNA test used a mix of Columbian, Mexican and Peruvian blood all it really proved was that she is 1/1024th part really good coffee.

[@WouterCloetens]

That qualifies her for a “decaf native American” label.

[@Hunt1275]

Or cocaine

[@scrolex]

@@Hunt1275 ohhh I like coke.

[@emiromiranda1214]

ColOmbian

[@thomashodgson-jones7594]

@@emiromiranda1214 many apologies.

[@ZenRhino]

You don't determine someone's ethnicity by the smallest amount ethnic group in your DNA makeup percentage-wise. You determine a person's ethnicity by the largest percentage of ethnic group in your DNA makeup. You can't be less than 1% of something and then claim to be that group. Or to put it in a more common sense everyday and Allergy... If I had a sandwich in front of me that was comprised of just over 99% shit and less than 1% ham would you call that a ham sandwich or a shit sandwich? Of course you would call it a shit sandwich and refused to eat it... So Elizabeth Warren needs to stop giving us a shit sandwich and calling and Ham.

[@piman9280]

A gross, but awesome, comment!

[@ryanm7263]

This is the best comment I've read in a long, long while

[@Christian-oi7sd]

Lol she IS the poop in the sammy

[@Moonboy9001]

But.t...simple anal.ass.is proves that demo.craps always give us shit sandwiches

[@Cinziaking]

I was trying to understand ‘and allergy’... once I stopped laughing so hard I realized he meant ‘analogy’ and started laughing again

[@mtthielsen8342]

A rigged test still doesn't support her wild claims. lol

[@trikkerman1]

♫ My father married a 1/512 Cherokee My mother's people were ashamed of me The Indians said I was white by law The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw"...♫ ♫ 1/1024 breed that's all I ever heard 1/ 1024 breed, how I learned to hate the word 1/1024 breed, she's no good they warned Both sides were against me since the day I was born...♫ ♫ We never settled, went from town to town When you're a grifter you don't hang around The other children always laughed at me "Give her a feather, she's 1 part in 1024 Cherokee"...♫ ♫ 1/1024 breed, that's all I ever heard 1/1024 breed, how I learned to hate the word 1/1024 breed, she's no good they warned Both sides were against me since the day I was born...♫ ♫ We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame My life since has been an Affirmative Action scam But I can't run away from what I am...♫ ♫ 1/1024 breed, that's all I ever heard 1/1024 breed, how I learned to hate the word 1/1024 breed, she's no good they warned Both sides were against me since the day I was born...♫ ♫ 1/1024 breed, that's all I ever heard 1/1024 breed, how I learned to hate the word 1/1024 breed, she's no good they warned Both sides were against me since the day I was born ...♫

[@macjordan3901]

Yer a nut. A good nut.

[@cathicross7819]

[@ericking4072]

BRILLIANT!!!YOU CAUSED ME TO SPIT COFFEE ACROSS ROOM!!THANX!!

[@brett1468]

It's great if you sing it to the tune of the Beverly hillbillys lol

[@jesseward4115]

That was one of the funniest things I ever read! Take my thumb up.

[@consequence8836]

Does this mean I can also apply to Harvard as an African American, Asian American, Native American, Somoan, Middle- Eastern? Dude, I'm like 1/1000th Adam and Eve too.

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

Soooo, Trump should donate at MOST $977.00 to her charity of choice (1M/1024)... PLEEEEEEESE let this happen... and do it on the Whitehouse lawn with full press coverage. Then hit her with a bill for subsidies she's received claiming Native American Heritage.

[@Mxlifegirl]

Haaaaha .. I love it.

[@johnjanicki6524]

that should happen

[@Jekyll_Island_Creatures]

No, Trump should test his own DNA and see if he has more native DNA than she does and send her a bill lol

[@S_P_A_C_E_PUBGM]

Quik maffs, much clever. I like.

[@Elunev]

If only Trump was clever enough to think of that on his own, that'd be pretty good

[@cnmckenna]

He should donate $976.00 to her favorite charity. That's 1 million divided by 1024.

[@thomaswilson3827]

cnmckenna she would just use it for her 2020 campaign anyway :)

[@schmidtythekidd]

he did the math

[@jettsquirel9636]

That's the funniest comment on here.

[@ignanthunter6050]

This is gold!

[@mattroberts86]

Why didn't you divide by 32 or at least the midline 528

[@nolansavage4143]

I just love how giddy Ben gets when leftists get caught lying/acting stupid

[@Life-Row-Toll]

The Democrat Party still using their *ONE DROP RULE*

[@Life-Row-Toll]

@@Standinthegap0 _"One Drop Rule Warren"_ 😂

[@doingmoms3483]

This is the best comment ever.

[@hzuiel]

If I could give this a thousand thumbs up I would. Bravo, you win the internet.

[@charlesashworth6805]

I hope some political commentator uses that one on CNN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@117JamesRoss]

just said this to my coworker haha, then scrolled down. great point. it's time the American people rediscovered the racist history of the democrat party

[@ruforeal5991]

Pocahontas no... Sitting Bull$hit absolutely.

[@WizardOfAtlantis]

Cracks my shit up when Ben's having so much fun.

[@mikecorleone6797]

Her reasoning for believing she’s native american is “high cheek bones” literally that’s what she said on live tv...

[@jeremybyl]

Maybe she should buy a jeep cherokee. That has more indian in it than her lol .

[@Thor-rs1pc]

jeremy byl 😂 😂😂😂😂

[@malph123]

ITS NATIVE-AMERICAN, YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE!

[@glennso47]

Especially if a Native American works in the factory that built it.

[@Rao665]

@@malph123 sarcasm aside... how fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand a map and realize Indians are from India? Might as well call a white person Chinese...or a black guy "Norwegian"

[@caseyo2880]

The Washington Redskins are more Indian than she is...

[@IanCCal]

Brilliant

[@nsoldt]

So is a Jeep Cherokee.

[@chuckbakerisright]

You win. Awesome.

[@tjnaples]

😭

[@andrewnalewski9101]

This ^^

[@ABlackPatriot]

White as snow.

[@strawhatluffy1880]

Sedrick Campbell But, only 99.9 percent so.

[@tobiabidoye7548]

Ayy lmao

[@TheAwsomeKilaShow]

She really wants that oppression card though...

[@pauljohn5554]

Sedrick Campbell yellow snow or lemonade snow cone lol

[@Driftwoodgeorge]

Like white on rice"

[@TheY2AProblem]

"If only I checked myself." -Elizabeth Warren after wrecking herself, 2018

[@gagamba9198]

When Liz was little girl her great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather sat her on his knee and told her tales of Indians living in harmony with nature, smoking peace pipes, and communing with the bison. Her Indian name is Dances with DNA.

[@Dragon_Lair]

Maybe also attacking homesteaders and killing every man, women and child on farms when the United States and the Indian Tribes (some of them) were in conflict. Or about human sacrifice to the gods. When you think about it and do a little research, the Native Americans, while they did get a raw deal because they lost the conflict, were also doing just as bad things as some of the colonists or army were doing. That's something that's not taught in school anymore.

[@elfpimp1]

@@Dragon_Lair such as how they were always warring with each other? So much for living in harmony, yeah?

[@elfpimp1]

@ClutchPedalReturnSpr if true that's funny as hell!!

[@El_Descarriado]

More like Shits with Bulls.

[@csmith4463]

I was thinking..."Running Joke"

[@beckweth]

My great grandmother was Cherokee, my mother had a Cherokee burial. I don't even claim to be Cherokee.

[@THXx1138]

My great grandmother was native - not sure which tribe. What percentage does that make me?

[@beckweth]

If she was 100% then your parent would be 50%, that makes you 25% = one quarter native.

[@siegfriedbraun5447]

You're smart enough to know that, being American is the most important 'genetic marker' a person can have. Congratulations!

[@ShankarSivarajan]

@@THXx1138 12.5%, or 1/8.

[@THXx1138]

Thank you Shankar :)

[@ROTAXD]

I have absolutely no idea of what my lineage is because I'm adopted. You know what...I don't care, because it dosen't matter. I'm an American. Anybody who insists on hyphenating their American status by placing their lineage ahead of their citizenship clearly takes this country for granted.

[@donf5502]

23 and me. They can tell you your heritage, but not your family tree. Soo, if ur romanian, ukrainian, egyptian, greek, roman. Where these land in your lineage and such. Try it. You may be surprised

[@ROTAXD]

Don F I appreciate it, but I'm not concerned with where my biological forbears hailed from. My (adoptive) parents and my grandparents are my family.

[@priscillanotpresley]

Well said. The thought of being defined by your DNA is kind of scary .

[@ROTAXD]

priscilla esstrada unless we're talking gender. In that case, dna most certainly determines what we are.

[@117JamesRoss]

Well said!

[@justinpierce1440]

Trump should get a dna test too! Lol he's probably is native American too!

[@charleschaney8730]

He dont care though.... hes not trying to play a race card to better his privileges.

[@jasondevine4443]

Yes please!! He could easily be more Indian than she is, and it would silence a lot of blather really fast.

[@lizlambert]

My guess is mostly Clever Celt.

[@ericbyers9554]

I would probably be more native american than that moron and i from the north east of England and as white as casper the ghost

[@zeez9650]

Highly doubt it his family is from Germany

[@DarthEvilicus]

Can we really trust someone to hold office that seriously thought releasing these DNA results would have been received positively? Seriously, if she thought this was a good idea and it would help her claims she needs her head examined and I would never trust any decision she makes

[@stephenjones796]

But of course our president is so straight forward and honest. Give me a break 😄😝

[@Danceofmasks]

To be fair, both Colbert and Kimmel are claiming that Trump owes her a million dollars. It is received positively, by mathematically retarded people.

[@danhantheman]

Frank the NOOB lol libs just don’t get how ridiculous this woman is on multiple levels. Not only is she dishonest and hypocritically high and mighty, but she’s also a balloon head moron who’s too silly to even see the angles of this move. She’s not a politician I can’t even give her that. That takes some cunning. she’s just a cult extremist for the left

[@donf5502]

@@stephenjones796 i dont think anybody was as hell bent on using fake heritage to gain popularity as EW. Nice try though. Only the left depends on identity politics to rule

[@cyrilsol4526]

Ohhh... good Lord. What's happening America? Pls pls pls let the demoncrats out of politics already. For the sake of the country's and world's future.

[@aaronmcintyre9582]

If you can't see the lies and corruption comes from both sides you are blind.

[@petergreen4890]

Aaron McIntyre Its your side who has no values or morals. Fuck the left

[@ColonPal]

This is what's happening. Conservative won't stop raping children: • Republican aide, Alan David Berlin, was arrested on charges that he wanted to engage in sex acts with a 15 year old boy while dressed in a panda costume. • Fox News producer Aaron Bruns pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 10 years for possessing child pornography. • Republican activist and former presidential campaign chairman Jeffrey Claude Bartleson was arrested on charges of sexually molesting a 5-year old boy. • Republican activist and former chairman of the Christian County Republicans Royce Fessenden pleaded guilty to two counts of first-degree child molestation and one count of second-degree statutory sodomy. • Christian Republican parole board officer and former legislator George Christian (Chris) Ortloff pleaded guilty to attempting to lure 11- and 12-year-old girls to have sex with him. • Republican legislative aide Robert R. Groezinger pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography. • Christian Republican legislator Robert A. McKee pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography. • Christian Republican chief of staff Eric Feltner pleaded guilty to showing pornography to a 13-year old girl. • Christian Republican presidential campaign official Matthew Joseph Elliott was convicted of sexual exploitation of a child. • Christian Republican city councilman John Bryan killed himself after police began investigating allegations that he had molested three girls, including two of his adopted daughters, ages 12 and 15. • Christian Republican legislator Ted Klaudt was charged with raping girls under the age of 16. • Christian Republican city councilman Joseph Monteleone Jr. was found guilty of fondling underage girls. • Christian Republican congressional aide Jeffrey Nielsen was arrested for having sex with a 14-year old boy. • Christian Republican County Commissioner Patrick Lee McGuire surrendered to police after allegedly molesting girls between the ages of 8 and 13. • Christian Republican prosecutor Larry Corrigan was arrested for soliciting sex from 13-year old girls. • Christian Republican Mayor Jeffrey Kyle Randall was sentenced to 275 days in jail for molesting two boys -- ages ten and 12 -- during a six-year period. • Christian Republican County Board Candidate Brent Schepp was charged with molesting a 14-year old girl and killed himself three days later. • Christian Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after "sexually explicit" emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy. • Christian Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times newspaper pleaded guilty to soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the internet. • Christian Republican chairman of the Oregon Christian Coalition Lou Beres confessed to molesting a 13-year old girl. • Christian Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd pleaded guilty to charges of soliciting sex from an 8-year old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for Denton County, Texas, constable. • Christian Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. • Christian Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy. • Christian Republican petition drive manager Tom Randall pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in the petition business. • Christian Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano pleaded guilty to fondling a 14-year-old girl. • Christian Republican teacher and former city councilman John Collins pleaded guilty to sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls. • Christian Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child molester. • Christian Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. • Christian Republican Mayor Tom Adams was arrested for distributing child pornography over the internet. • Christian Republican Mayor John Gosek was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls. • Christian Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. • Christian Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. • Christian Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor. • Christian Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. • Christian Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered. • Christian Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. • Christian Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. • Christian Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. • Christian Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. • Christian Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. • Christian Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer was sentenced to six years in prison for molesting two 8-year old girls, one of whom appeared in an anti-Gore television commercial. • Christian Republican fundraiser Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. • Christian Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. • Christian Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. • Christian Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. • Christian Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children. • Christian Republican campaign chairman Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child and was arrested again five years later on the same charge. • Christian Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page. • Christian Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. • Christian Republican Judge Ronald C. Kline pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer. • Christian Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. • Christian Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. • Christian Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. • Christian Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography. • Christian Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. • Christian Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. • Christian Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl. • Christian Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her. • Christian Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. • Christian Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. • Christian Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. • Christian Republican legislator Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). • Christian Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was found guilty of molesting a 15-year old girl. • Christian Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. • Christian Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl. • Christian Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. • Christian Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl. • Christian Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy. • Christian Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

[@peace-yv4qd]

Bob.Wow, you need to get out more.

[@cyrilsol4526]

@@ColonPalthat's too few for just one democrat like killary clinton. The difference is that they get away with them while they're in power.

[@Jak-tm4xz]

99.9%? Even wonder bread is 95%.

[@adrianbundy3249]

The fact that her test shows she has a higher % of European ancestry by a good margin even compared to Richard Spencer's publicly given DNA test awhile back is pretty funny to me. She could be the candidate for the KKK's extreme Aryan purity candidacy :) It is so hilarious. Claiming to be native American, when it turns out she isn't just white - she might be the whitest person in politics.

[@sinderflaem7000]

Going to go buy some wonder bread now.

[@willus259]

As a Chinese guy living in Australia, I have some Indian in my ancestry and that was only 3 generations ago... I don't even bother telling people about it because there's not really a high chance of people believing me. That puts me at 1/8 Indian, that's a slice of pizza! Warren's claim to being "Native American" is essentially the same as a piece of pepperoni on a slice of pizza.

[@dumpeeplarfunny]

Less than one pepperoni. A 128th of a slice. So, more like one crust crumb.

[@JimmysTractor]

1:21 I hear you channeling Steven Crowder

[@JonatasAdoM]

@Scott Adam Oh it does hahahaha

[@massarassa]

Lol!!!

[@ColonPal]

Who the fuck is Steven Chowder?

[@bleepgloop]

I live for that bromance 😂

[@jacobbranker159]

Understanding this was like pulling teeth... Proof-read before you post, buddy!

[@sarcasticstrawman841]

wait wait wait so the same media that claims that 2 % false accusation rate is a statistical anomaly that should be ignored is claiming that she with less then a tenth of that statistic is legitimately native american seriously.

[@yoloswaggins2161]

Ben "1/16384th Jesus Christ" Shapiro

[@Geek_Chorus]

I was stung by a bee as a child, but I haven't found any scholarships for Insect/Human hybrids! My people must be represented!! Bzzzzz Bzzzzzzz

[@deansley174]

😂😂

[@NewNoob-vq4uh]

When my great-uncles were talking about how their mom, my great-grandmother was part Native American, they couldn’t agree whether she was Choctaw or Cherokee. I remember thinking how cool it was and I started checking the boxes on my school forms and telling everyone I was an indian. Then I turned 12 and grew out of it.

[@graemdubya613]

New2022782000 Noob 😂

[@scrolex]

I do wonder why it is considered cool to say you are Indian. They got a beat down of all beatdowns then Europeans went balls deep in their women. Pokeahotass

[@Rao665]

then...you realized that INDIANS are from fucking INDIA! and you slapped your 12 year old self afterwards. "thank you come again"

[@wildberry752]

Some African Americans have a small percentage of European ancestry but that doesn't mean they are white

[@Jekyll_Island_Creatures]

Actually they're about 20% European.

[@youknowwho7520]

Can someone meme this 1:21

[@fatalrob0t]

I'm 1/8th choctaw, Cherokee, and Iroquois. I'm more native American than she is snd I'm as white as milk.

[@charleschaney8730]

I call bullshit on you being an 1/8....

[@deansley174]

Bullshit.

[@slojoegtstang5775]

Its official! My dog is more Native American then she is.

[@glennso47]

Mine too. And he died about 20 years ago.

[@veranya2074]

u got husky too? 😁 😁 😁

[@anonymousanonymous9370]

@@veranya2074 aren't husky's like russian/ siberian and aren't malamutes the american/Alaskan variant?

[@slojoegtstang5775]

Which are still more Native than White Lady Warren.

[@freedomfighter2233]

Did anyone else get that Elizabeth Warren AD before this video????? 😂😂😂

[@marilynr7469]

Marc Rodriguez lol they spin it to that everyone who question her heritage is racist!

[@braxbonner5506]

I sure did. Sweet, sweet irony.

[@freddymercury7427]

Damage control, even liberals think she's an idiot now.

[@leveljoe]

Sure did.

[@averageyoutubeviewer1790]

Marc Rodriguez that exist

[@blinkyblonk4912]

200 years ago a distant relative ate a Taco.

[@gregoryalbert6020]

See trump is indeed smarter than you think, he picked out a name very fitting of the situation 😂

[@Aidian1]

This is great! 😂 I got Elizabeth Warren's overblown ad when I first clicked on this video! Can't believe she's trying to capitalize on this. What a joke! can't believe someone can be so dense and miss why this is such a joke!

[@southernlights3682]

Aidan Schmitt Warren obviously has an ego problem. And I used to think that if someone is a law professor it would inevitably indicate a high level of intelligence....obviously not so.

[@MrClownWorld]

Aidan Schmitt I got the same ad

[@ChrisAmirVado]

Aidan Schmitt absolute cancer

[@truthitis.3288]

Trump should donate 1/1024 of the one million to her 😂

[@autumnlp7072]

That's still like 1,000 bucks

[@autumnlp7072]

Martin Barba not worth his time in my honest opinion😂

[@lucaslam3482]

that's still almost a thousand bucks. that would be like giving someone 1000 bucks for being an idiot.

[@JTM1809]

We all step into a poo once in a while. It takes a special kind of person to keep dancing in it.

[@trailblazer632]

Thats her name dances with poo

[@foresttrump2583]

oh yea, I'm native american like her to. I once watched an indians baseball game.

[@pooky1474]

Trump should make the check out to POCAHONKY- LOLOLOLOL

[@vikingmama93]

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! 😂

[@claytonrealist8868]

So my DNA shows more than 1% South African (Much higher than her claim), does that make me a black American?

[@Christian-oi7sd]

As long as you want to be a black American then of course

[@YouKnowIBePro]

I have never seen Ben so excited.

[@michellebachellet8992]

My friend recently purchased a Jeep. He's naming it Elizabeth Warren because it's all white, but claims to be a Cherokee.

[@Jekyll_Island_Creatures]

I bet Trump has higher percentage native DNA than Warren. That would be poetic and hilarious!

[@TestTest-fm2cu]

That’s the best video title I’ve ever seen

[@colleenposadas8415]

In another video today he said she is Supremely White. Lol. He is so funny.

[@izzyjimenez6951]

5:32 - 5:45 😂😂😂 a mic drop moment. It pwned the whole leftist movement!!! I am dying right now. 😂😂😂😂

[@daniel.a1804]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@GreyGhost-r4z]

So.... using this DNA Math. A Duck is 1/1024th Eagle 🦅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hvrtguys]

So basically she exceeds the Nazi racial purity standards.

[@AngryBaldyGaming]

Jared D oooohhh shots fired 😂

[@trailblazer632]

Um... Yeah actually lmao.

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

Pretty much yes. She is so pure that it's rare.

[@donf5502]

Oh, this ones gotta sting!