fboy island

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[@cranberryjuice1288]

"i trick women into thinking im a safe space and a nice guy" thats actually fucking terrifying someone should look into that guy thats the biggest red flag ive ever heard

[@amy9910]

sociopath island

[@bobbersmit]

Almost every guy tho does that

[@cryforhelp7270]

@@bobbersmit alr every1 embrace the gay cuz- WTF

[@wtfisggon7251]

@@bobbersmit no don't project your shit personality on good decent guys

[@bobbersmit]

@@wtfisggon7251 its sad but true.

[@pinkredsun0707]

"im such a brat im gonna end up getting us both arrested" "so you're... toxic?" "bITCH DON'T CALL ME TOXIC" what a catch

[@axxwqw3117]

she has a very mid-2000s type personality

[@AnimeFan9833]

"Im gonna get you arrested in a non toxic way okay"

[@mattcox8121]

@@axxwqw3117 I'm giving 3 to 1 odds that she says "You can't handle me." at some point.

[@julieblue3592]

@@mattcox8121 From what I remember no but there are plenty of guys saying other contestants "cant handle a woman like her"

[@ljj9494]

The modern woman

[@maxfitz8577]

The scariest part about garret is how weirdly self aware he is.

[@user-id9qj9rf5t]

Gold

[@tomasruckett]

That's basically the definition of a psychopath lol

[@whutdafeq1715]

That's cos they gave him a script and told him to say those things, you daft child

[@TootieVirus]

@@whutdafeq1715 I went to college with Garrett. He’s actually a sociopath. He doesn’t need a script.

[@-cs6ni]

@@TootieVirus I’m ready for the 🍵!! What are some examples of him being a sociopath?

[@britt1953]

Garrett definitely thinks he’s wayyy hotter than he actually is. I’ve seen an interview with him and he truly believes he can pull every woman in LA…someone needs to humble him

[@jenni4312]

I’ve never seen a more average looking person, like he’s hasn’t got one redeeming quality

[@astrefate2610]

@@jenni4312 would say hes like a 7 7.5 at best hes seemed really tall and quite muscular but his persona is straight out of a dumpster

[@JW-qd3ol]

well he got humbled on this show but... spoiler alert... some fboys can't be stopped

[@Thnkrgames]

@@JW-qd3ol how did he get humbled? he won she picked him. The point that girls will piock him was proved

[@ianleonard3264]

Lmfao bc it keeps working. Its a hilarious self fulfilling prophecy most dudes get caught on the other side of.

[@jatziri_marsol]

“I’m Garret and I’m a certified F boy” Has the same energy as: “Sup My name’s Kyler and I’m a piece of sh*t” From that SNL skit

[@khadijahamza2419]

I immedialtely thought of "Hi I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never learned how to read"💀

[@faye4426]

@@khadijahamza2419 same 😭

[@LifeOfLiana]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmOcZqGOqbqMo7c !!

[@thatguynick6737]

@@khadijahamza2419 we think the same

[@magic7993]

best snl skit ever

[@paramveerlove7428]

fboy island is just a dorm party where the guy hosting says "don't worry there are plenty of girls here"

[@alysonb551]

lmaoo the bots replies wtf 😭😭😭

[@gruntythefinestwench]

@@alysonb551 yeah I’ve seen her everywhere in here I wanna know about this red cap!

[@basement_dweller7593]

Why is CJ so obsessed with getting arrested? She said it twice in the episode so far and it's like...girl are you bored???

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I think it means that the show's police check was lousy. Girl's clearly got a rap sheet as long as her arm :-/

[@Trixzterpaul]

And the fact that she said it so non-chalantly to a black guy who would undoubtedly have a different relationship with police and law enforcement due to his culture shows that she has zero awareness. She is a moderately attractive (white?) female who has probably been spoilt all her life and told she is perfect and can do now wrong. For her getting arrested probably seems like a fun thing to do. "I get arrested all the time, I'm so spontaneous and quirky" Like that's a fucking goal or something to aspire to.

[@jinglejanglespinglespangle]

@@Trixzterpaul she's def white. she just sprays tan too often but agree she's so unaware

[@missg8861]

@@jinglejanglespinglespangle I read an article that said she was creole but idk how legit it is

[@Babyteef]

Ima be real,as someone whos had alot of sexual partners who were brats theyre lowkey annoying asf, its probably just that

[@evangeline2230]

I was honestly shocked and horrified that Sarah was attracted to Garrett, he said he only hit on Sara because she looked the easiest to manipulate. This show was wild

[@vleaky3430]

The girls on the show were so dumb

[@vflarsh]

Honestly

[@chazgames3690]

“was” has it already stopped 🤣

[@wlammy3171]

“I mean, look at this smile” Reveals tiny rodent like grin

[@Sisterlisk]

Hopefully that part was scripted

[@staybizzyentertainment1759]

Your comment made me die laughing , thank you 😂😂

[@Emma-gn2vh]

💀😭😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@lillygrace2115]

no bc i gagged

[@mikeorange7910]

Lammy with the slammy XD

[@MIXDDRINKS]

“Among Us for Chads” is some of the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while.

[@yourcousinsbrokenps2400]

Fr, I lost it when i heard that 🤣

[@puppyblue_4784]

Should have been the video title

[@sovietstevey1174]

Among us isn’t funny

[@elliemesa]

fr😂😂

[@nikkigibbonsiscool]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sibbun]

The dudes standing around and attempting small talk sounds exactly like NPC's in games

[@h3ly4nw36]

help, so accurate xD

[@samanthabutler3751]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE 😂😂😂😂😂 PLEASE

[@kwrbt2979]

Yes sir! Let's fuckin go

[@Random-sk6hm]

Fr, ''did you see that new art show in the Maze Bank? Totally derivative''

[@abigailstone823]

10:28 it would have been so much funnier if they casted three introvert girls and watched the chads 100% strike tf out.

[@bananasinfrench]

Honestly I would watch the hell out of a show where they get these guys and the ladies just keep denying them. That would be funny

[@morsmordre3]

Yeah but introverts don’t seem the type to be on these type of shows

[@abigailstone823]

@@morsmordre3 exactly. It would have been one of those Joe Millionaire tricking situations. Maybe they could tell us we’re going on a book/movie franchise trivia show with prizes and we’d show up.

[@Gman1998]

I feel like that would just be 10 episodes of all 3 girls staying in their respective rooms, only talking to each other when they happen to go to the kitchen at the same time

[@oliviasommerville4733]

Or get three girls that aren’t even interested in guys haha

[@TheZombifiedGuy]

I love how Garrett says he "knows he seems intimidating". Dude, you look like an extra in a college sports movie, relax

[@user-bd6hn]

this is so specific lmao

[@ginao6810]

Personally, I’ve never been able to take blonde men seriously. No grown man should be blonde

[@philip5273]

@@ginao6810 wat

[@KatKrumbz]

LITERALLY

[@alexlestrange8662]

@@ginao6810 I'm sorry, what? People can't help their hair colour, and some just like to dye their hair blond. Your preferences are what they are but saying "No grown man should be blond" is a strange thing to say, even as a joke.

[@conifer27]

I absolutely lost it when the first fboy listed "Bitcoin investor" as his job

[@ohman9068]

my favorites were "fridge mover" and "dance master"

[@cristianalcantara101]

Sigma male grindset

[@lavarelease2928]

I don't claim him

[@lolboii8275]

That is a job tho ngl 😂. All you do is buy, wait, and earn money

[@htm5814]

What about the exotic dancer/real estate agent? Whatta combo

[@nerdebrief149]

“Make a dating show in the middle of winter in Manitoba” that is the most lesbian concept for a dating show I’ve ever heard and I’d absolutely watch that

[@shmeepness1700]

How tf is that lesbian

[@widethigh6ix9ine]

Primo denim and flannel weather

[@deliabenson7215]

They show off to each other by chopping wood, preserving vegetables, making the cabin cozy. Dates are snow shoeing through the forest, drinking hot cocoa. Yeah I’d watch that.

[@user-xt3bf8uz9n]

You should watch 12 dates of Christmas (the second season). It's terrible but fits your description 💀

[@morsmordre3]

How did you get lesbian from that I got chad snowboarder vibes

[@jacobsamuel1796]

When I read “fboy island” I thought it was a joke but it’s actually the name of the show 💀

[@nobodygnomes]

me too LMAO

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

You're smarter than me. I thought it was pronounced "Faboy" and was a place name. And yes, I am drunk, thank you.

[@jacobsamuel1796]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 🤣🤣😭

[@chi1610]

HAHAAA ME TOO💀💀

[@MrTchupam]

There’s no filter anymore…

[@danieltree8553]

Alpha dudes going to a funeral: "You ready for this shit bro?😢😢" "Yes sir.😔Lets go😭😭😭"

[@arthurgarcia7538]

Ahahahahah😂🤣🤣

[@jayah_8557]

BYE

[@kyles5412]

Then they scramble to be the pallbearers

[@Kira-zz3el]

plss😭😂😂

[@carolaika]

🤣🤣🤣omg

[@caitlynmarsh1792]

“How do you view life?” “I’m bratty” That’s not what he asked but thanks for the warning

[@gabrielrangel956]

in all fairness, it's a pretty common bdsm fetish

[@cadenceolivia6304]

* runs away *

[@yusha1059]

bratty sis is the onky thing that cane to my mind at that time

[@vasya1019]

@@gabrielrangel956 trueeee

[@vasya1019]

LMAO

[@toastman3421]

"Cody Ko looks like He'd sell weed to high schoolers Behind gas stations" - A Haiku by Toast Man

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

This is a beautiful rendering of this art form. Also - accurate :-D

[@walkerlocker6126]

Yeah but he'd be cool and not rip them off

[@samanthabutler3751]

Walker Locker yes. And it’d the good Kush ((also excellent poem m8, 10/10))

[@sophiaako7663]

thank you Toast Man. may I have some toast, I'm hungry

[@toastman3421]

@@sophiaako7663 yes, my child. Eat. 🍞

[@Yassifiedjoker]

The fact that these guys are really out there and really think like this is why women can literally never let their guard down

[@Rico401Prov]

Woman these days are charmin ultra soft 💯

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Yeah true. But there's also hella women out there like this too. Not the same, they use you might not ghost you. So no matter your gender, dating is pretty scary there are some dangerous people

[@megan-wl1ym]

why do people always gotta add some shit about how "women do this too" or "no but it's not just men" blah blah blah. shut up. definitely agree op, it's terrifying as a woman and replies like these piss me off

[@dabiskitt]

Damn, somebody got hurt pretty bad

[@talbino7821]

It's only for the cameras.

[@whyusothirstybro]

Garrett is literally the guy who gets killed first in a slasher horror film

[@meganfordyce5390]

"BRo I CoUld TakE ThaT (insert villian here) In My SLEEP! ALL DAY, BRO!" Is surprisingly easy to kill

[@cctproductions6976]

@@meganfordyce5390 🐸🐹🔫👆

[@sakurasai781]

💀💀💀💀

[@awesomekid069]

Damn I would like ur comment but it's at 666 so I can't my bad lol hopefully it stays like that tho lol

[@MadDunhill]

too accurate

[@federicodelagarza1455]

"Among Us for Chads" is actually a better title

[@debslavalamp5117]

Garrett is such a sussy baka 🙄

[@stina263]

Way better

[@Chkprofilename]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nX69ZWaQn9Ocaq8..

[@thetruth4654]

I mean they`re a bunch of men competing for the validation of three women. That certaintly doesn`t sound like a Chad to me

[@pizzatime7433]

Indeed

[@samanthabutler3751]

Holy shit, Garret just gave me a whole new genre of trust issues

[@apostacies6248]

Him saying he wrote her a poem activated my flight or fight response.

[@tys3rdeye497]

I am normally unphased by a lot of the things cody reacts to but this show was really hard to watch 😭

[@carlaviz6605]

Spending time with a self proclaimed "fuckboy" or "nice guy" honestly sounds like a nightmare.

[@29jgirl92]

It's just two different flavours of toxic to be honest.

[@zoealana6842]

i don’t even know which is worse

[@DillardDonger]

I think that fuckboys are your pool if you’re first thing you tell strangers is that you’re a brat

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

@@DillardDonger yep, that's certified Chad magnet right there

[@zach6746]

now imagine hanging out with 24 of them

[@dalto07k60]

*whispering * “ayo real talk, I’d love to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty”

[@clarewoo2246]

It’s free realestate

[@darkson485]

It's rare that a comment makes me laugh lol

[@itay1ful]

LSHRN (laughing so hard RN) that my mom told me to be quiet cuz dad's asleep.

[@dejuices]

Ever heard of Ross creations? He does that in public as pranks

[@yusha1059]

new meme template pls

[@Maxiesveganeats]

3 girls and 20 guys? That is my worst nightmare.... I'd run away

[@bryankochar7615]

You would have loved the parties at my house in college. It was literally a 10:1 ratio of girls to guys and by the end of the night I got to pick the hottest, horniest one of the bunch. Then I would do degrading shit to her and end with a facial and make her walk to the kitchen for a paper towel to clean it off with, in front of everyone at the party lol

[@annabanana2665]

THE HOST GIRL WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH DURING THE POEM GUYS SPEECH ITS FREAKIGN HILARIOUS

[@whitedenzel6967]

Fboy island is actually the journey of fridgeboy trying find his true self while looking for love in all the wrong places…

[@artemkuznetsov5931]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@louisekenn517]

This made me laugh so hard!

[@ona512]

like in a fridge

[@LBGemma]

Hahaha

[@ladysarcasm6226]

This would be awesome 😂😂 Looking for that plug the whole season while everyone else is flirting

[@mrbetch2909]

The casting process is literally: TrUSt mE BrO

[@johanaklaudyova8764]

A lot of the self-proclaimed nice guys do actually turn out to be nice and genuinely good people, surprisingly lol

[@kaihibbs]

cody ko, our favorite bro, wishes hot people would date in the snow. he’s sick of the villas, thinks they’re the real killas. a self proclaimed fridge boy writing this poem, to prove i’m a nice guy from the comfort of my home. -garratt powers

[@publicenemy1405]

BARS

[@purplemoose7]

Damn that was a good poem, I would totally love to have 2 minutes with you

[@Hailey_said]

omfg never read a poem that made me laugh so hard, thank you.

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

B-B-B-BARS!

[@Sainte-adresse]

Its actually amazing how many eccentric people exist that are made for television and we have yet to scratch the surface. Keep these crazy villa dating shows coming

[@mchlle94]

"How do you view life?" "I'm bratty". That wasn't even an answer to the question lol.

[@NinjaTaker3]

That’s how into herself she is 😂

[@lejamesbron4055]

Oh but it’s so much more

[@KimdraStBiryukova]

Did you really expect a competent answer from her, though?

[@luisalvarez9976]

“I’m bratty” “Okay well I think imma go hit on one of the guys” lmao 😂

[@tfigmoney520]

Seriously. Why would you be touting that as a personality trait, let alone your 'view on life'

[@Yumyum-yo6op]

@@tfigmoney520 Cause it's true why else

[@kstar1489]

@Ralph Jeannevol to be cute and quirky idk

[@dimes5905]

Its a thing, you can look it up. Like a scripted personality girls can “choose” to pick up in their life so they can make it seem like they’re “not like other girls”. It can even be a kink I believe

[@jaronnoskey4628]

8:18 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[@kaitlynstefaniuk7946]

As a Manitoban, I agree that people stuck in a cabin in freezing temperatures would be an amazing show

[@haleykirkton3655]

“The plight of the modern straight woman” is actually the name of my book releasing next month

[@Julio-wr7pz]

Cody looks like he handles the surfhouse on that island

[@Maggie4519]

i wanna watch a movie where cody's role will actually be this

[@tregiangreco9225]

@@Maggie4519 yesssss and he is shirtless the whole movie😩😩😩

[@alahna]

@@tregiangreco9225 or wears tank tops with those beach shorts💀

[@sirsusgamer]

lmfao

[@K1saaa]

LMFAOOOOO

[@elyan_]

*Plot twist:* the F in "FBoys" actually stands for farm boys and the show is about living in Texas and who harvests the best fruits

[@ishopeatsea]

i dont think this was meant to be a show suggestion but that show actually exists in Australia and is called Farmer Wants a Wife

[@zipos3457]

we need dwight on that show

[@goodneighborsw]

it stands for fridge boys duh

[@DaMazzaf97]

Ram ranch vibes

[@zephyr0407]

Yes

[@Moonlight10198]

Garrett feels like the kind of guy who would be really good at dropping a pill into a girl's drink without anyone seeing it

[@ashleyz7473]

The “it’s like among us for Chads” got me 😂

[@cheri618]

paul: “i’m a fridge boy.” girl: 😬

[@thatguynick6737]

That joke might’ve been good if he could actually time it lol

[@thefruityghost]

It was funny ! I laughed

[@cheri618]

@@thatguynick6737 agreed. the delivery was all off lol

[@cheri618]

@@hate.it.here_ffs you have the same pfp as me and i got scared when i saw your reply. i thought someone h*cked me or something.

[@valaya.3]

@@thefruityghost me too haha. It was just so dumb that it was funny

[@rhiannajd4412]

I’m sorry, but out of all of the “jobs”, Fridge Deliverer was the best.

[@TheZombifiedGuy]

Yeah it's like one of those job descriptions they make up for Onion testimonials lol. "Carrot Connoisseur". "Hat Troubleshooter"

[@baumanb3]

Did you miss "forensic nutritionist?" That one is by far my fav

[@rhiannajd4412]

@@baumanb3 I just can’t with these shows 😂😂 Their egos are SO high that they don’t even have the balls to just write, “unemployed”.

[@feetdavidson4994]

my personal favorite was exotic dancer/realtor

[@nitrosherbert888]

Come on cranky ticket to the fridge.

[@knightmare47]

"among us for chads" my new favorite quote

[@mirandalovelandrodriguez]

With the pottery joke you 100% should have said "yessir let's throw" that's a good ass pottery joke right there

[@leann4265]

Garrett gives immediate vibes of a guy I would be terrified to leave my drink around unattended.

[@jamespeck10]

fs

[@MM-ol3kx]

Fr like mans prolly has a record..

[@jamespeck10]

@@MM-ol3kx more than one yea

[@dakotastirneman3730]

Don't forget Garratt with an "a" too. lol

[@jamespeck10]

@@dakotastirneman3730 yuck

[@ariannabevier189]

Honestly, as a woman, this sounds like the most terrifying and stressful situation ever. Imagine just being followed around by a group of like 12 guys 😳

[@petralizzy7383]

Girl I would be SO scared tbh. I would also immediately hate like all of these guys

[@superfan364]

@@petralizzy7383 and then they keep saying like they're "nice guys", imagine a herd of 2,000 men running after you chanting "don't worry, I'm a nice guy 😉😘😊"

[@christinehoek3195]

And the fact that a bunch of these are assholes trying to use you for sex or money..... I could never

[@y.e.a.h5634]

The payday is their driving force on the show.

[@blitz9445]

I dont know. It might suck in the moment but it would do so much for my self confidence. I think it will make me happier. I'm a guy tho so I idk

[@twilight457658]

“Filler phrases that alpha dudes use when they feel awkward” band name called it

[@lydiamulfinger6781]

I met an fboy in real life. They're not as scary as the "nice guys" though. Nice guys can have some pretty terrifying vibes, especially if you pair it with sad-boy vibes.

[@fishteeth9726]

If it was actually called “Frickboy Island” I would watch it for sure

[@Chkprofilename]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nX69ZWaQn9Ocaq8..

[@hamdiprincess9013]

I was in the bathroom and I clicked your link. It scared the life out of me bro. My Sheikh will be hearing about this.

[@bathingapes328]

@@hamdiprincess9013 What was it?

[@cassiewogsland9438]

Duckboy Island

[@selinatoliyatt]

Nah nah I will only watch "flipboy Island"😹😹😹😹💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

[@cheri618]

garret has the energy of a high schooler in a early 2000s movie and that’s not a compliment.

[@rosecanpunchmeandIwouldsaysorr]

LMAOOO fr

[@Nicole__Natalia]

Paul Walker’s character in She’s All That

[@deathrays]

hahaha yes, the dude that high fives his football player friends in slow motion in the hallways. i immediately thought of the football dude from Bring It On that makes fun of the male cheerleaders.

[@josiefreeman6348]

He graduated from the same college as me and let me tell you, he is the prime example of half the people there

[@Nicole__Natalia]

@@josiefreeman6348 lol which college?

[@reemabakshi4758]

"F-boy? More like F-byee" You can 100% tell Nicki is making fun of this as she hosts it :'D

[@hugoveliz1667]

Does the F stand for “frictionless”? Asking for a friend..

[@kadomox]

“Too high to be anything but nice.” I feel personally attacked

[@betulla96]

That's our yearbook quote now

[@ladysarcasm6226]

I shared an apartment with a flour addict, Cody is lying to you

[@LifeOfLiana]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmOcZqGOqbqMo7c !

[@katdeasyy]

this whole bit was too relevant lol, I do just talk cosmic existential bs to people in casual conversations

[@l4neybug]

@@katdeasyy yupp!!!

[@laura8496]

“Bitcoin investor” man… just say you’re unemployed.

[@NaudVanDalen]

That guy is probably a millionaire even though he doesn't do anything but looking at Bitcoin charts all day long.

[@nijeldunk]

@@NaudVanDalen if he was a millionaire he wouldn't be on this show😂 unless he wants even more money I gues

[@freudiannipslip]

Why do I feel like Garrett's internal monologue is "Villainous Laughter: Volume 3" just like on repeat lmao. I didn't know they made himbos in evil :(

[@StimPakTskAwwYea]

Nearly died laughing when Cody called out the "You ready for this shit???", "Yessir! LES'GO!" cause of how spot on it is.

[@three7446]

He lives in LA it’s his native language

[@mrtripster3918]

I died with the pottery one “yessir let’s go okay I’ll guide you👁👄👁😂😂

[@tysmith2248]

bang on job BANG ON

[@kaelaann1184]

Ok

[@yourthepower]

he sounded like the sims 4 interaction xD

[@nourmahmoud2010]

The clip at 9:50 of all the dudes standing reminds me of when you create too many sims and lock them in the yard to starve and die

[@ralmainglam1800]

Lmaoooooooo

[@gruntythefinestwench]

HASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😂 this made me laugh aloud thank you

[@erinalysa86]

omg best comment ever

[@_arod1313]

i actually just giggled aloud

[@cocolime6496]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rydermcmullin2817]

That koi fish analogy had me exhaling not even gonna lie.

[@finncocoman3164]

“So it’s like a among us for chads” -Cody Ko

[@isaacc.mp4]

"Amongus For Chads" woulda been a way better title. Somebody hire Cody to produce reality tv

[@zoenayru]

Chad-mongus

[@jujujualinna]

As soon as I read ur comment Cody said “amongus for chads”

[@f-ckmyr0fil788]

‘Who is there?’🍹🍸🍷🍾🍶🍵☕️

[@f-ckmyr0fil788]

Once upon a time there was 😅😄😃🤣😂😁😀

[@f-ckmyr0fil788]

was nothing that she would 🙄🤗😍😄

[@alexipaternoster8823]

this show sounds like a horrifying experience as a girl. Literally liking a guy and then finding out he doesn't care about you at all, and just feeling straight up uncomfortable, its good tv tho lmfao

[@tebo9334]

I don’t think the girls are looking for a relationship either tho

[@alexipaternoster8823]

@@tebo9334 well that's probably true lmfao

[@Sisterlisk]

I'd be turned off by guys trying so hard to get my attention.

[@Fivefootflaccid]

6:51 "I'm a Fridge Boy" *bongo sounds*

[@Currentlyprocrastinating37]

So we aren’t talking about how Garret’s listed job is “Bit-coin Investor”? Could he fit they stereotype any better?

[@michaelastevens7486]

“child care/influencer that’s like?… exactly what kelsey does.”

[@vickycarr7114]

teacher and child care … not the same lol

[@bloxygigi7736]

@@vickycarr7114 oh shes a teacher? i thought it was a joke cuz she cares for cody lmao

[@emd4390]

@@bloxygigi7736 she’s a preschool teacher. raising the next generation

[@kaylacatoe3891]

@@vickycarr7114 she is literally caring for the kids she teacher it’s pre-k

[@Blernster]

Yeah we heard it in the video too

[@fifiweebunkinz2760]

If a guy calls himself a "nice guy" he's 100% worse than a F-boy. At least an F-boy will ghost you.

[@grantramirez7548]

Oh yeah my bad…I’ll start sayin “hey I’m grant and I’m a total piece of shit😃👍🏾” shut up dawg that’s so stupid😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fifiweebunkinz2760]

@@grantramirez7548 I mean if you really do suck that much it might be nice to introduce yourself with a warning.

[@dimetrodonz]

@@grantramirez7548 if you have to constantly talk about how nice of a guy you are, you probably aren't..

[@ImprovXI]

@@grantramirez7548 they taught you in 6th grade you should never start any form of writing with “Hello there I will be writing this paper today to say…” Show don’t tell smh

[@extasja]

@@ImprovXI thats actually a nice response

[@Bree3355]

Truly can't wait until Cody finishes the season and posts another commentary video. This was the WILDEST most disheartening show I've ever seen.

[@Ydoi3v3nBoth3r]

after finishing this show it was actually amazing! the rules constantly shift, the girls work together, and in the end, the thing you'd expect to happen does but it is so rewarding! definitely one of the best dating villa shows I've watched in a long time. even got my boyfriend hooked on it

[@hopie0]

I've actually known some people that thought being "bratty" was quirky and cute. It gets old real quick

[@aaroncantleberry277]

yeah, im assuming she meant it as a sub thing, otherwise why would she bring it up to all these potential partners?

[@apricotcotlet197]

@ I'm right there with you

[@nightmare9597]

What's a Bratty sub if you don't mind me asking?

[@shiannafoxx]

@ No, definitely not. That was my first thought 😭😭

[@heather_doestruecrime]

Neverrrrr understood it lol who told these girls this

[@ryanross706]

I'm willing to bet that when fridge boy gets eliminated he will say " see you later refrigerator"

[@jaelynn5401]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I literally laughed out loud this was too good 😂

[@zishort9100]

Refridgulator alligator

[@brooklyn4198]

But for now, in the air, Frigidaire!!!!

[@ecetheplatypus]

funniest shit ive heard today

[@mik6694]

dude this is living rent-free in my head ahahaha

[@m4heshd]

Alt show name: "Sociopaths out themselves on national TV"

[@tumeloselex]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lurklingX]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 haha truth

[@alexsyed1530]

"Its like among us for chad" best line ever

[@carolinev7958]

Why doesn’t anyone ever comment about Cody’s skin… this man is glowing

[@brazenlilhussy5975]

Whisper it in his ear..I heard he likes that 🤣

[@lolbutt124]

Kelsey got him on that skin care routine

[@michaeladillman4638]

YES SIS!!!!!!

[@kevin-wo4rs]

Has he ever dropped a skincare routine. I’d follow it

[@konstantinavasileiadou1626]

I think he has a dealership with curology

[@the_nikster1]

Cody's chair consistently falling at the best/worst possible moments is the best recurring character on this channel.

[@thatguynick6737]

The chairs got a mind of its own

[@anonymousnotthegroup6013]

If he replaces it I'm going to shake and cry

[@the_nikster1]

@@anonymousnotthegroup6013 he'd better not!

[@H3lloJannica]

Cj “bratty girl” and Cody would actually be fantastic friends

[@MomoIsMyHero]

13:23 this is why i'm afraid of dating men

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I've never seen a bunch of dudes be so proud about being an Fboy until now

[@LilBaguette-ej8gb]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@Chkprofilename]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nX69ZWaQn9Ocaq8. ..

[@lauratroy13]

Lucky you

[@ArcaellusV427]

Waiting for Matpat to make a theory bout you

[@EricSp33r]

I’ve seen this dude even on Smite videos. The man is everywhere, meanwhile the mustache stays missing

[@Samiju]

Garret: "I MeAn LoOk At ThIs SmIlE" *him smiling like the guy from the impostor meme*

[@QuinnTaran]

Jerma*

[@lillie4431]

i didnt think i'd find a jerma reference here

[@QuinnTaran]

@@lillie4431 i mean that streamer is FUCKED

[@NaudVanDalen]

He's literally the impostor too.

[@RandomProductionz121]

you mean THE Jerma985?

[@edwardangelus5832]

on garrett when he said the "100 % of the time it works every time"- i feel an Anchorman "60% of the time it works everytime" could have fit in there. then fridge boy was a total spicolli from fast time at ridgemont high. casting did a good job.

[@andrewcarlson4484]

I’m convinced the pothead was straight up just experiencing ego death. “Who am I? No seriously I have no idea who I am or where I came from”

[@MrRoxaneW]

Who gave Garrett the confidence ? He is solid 3/10

[@sovietstevey1174]

He looks like obese pewdiepie

[@davinaalphonso6601]

Giving him a 3 is generous tho

[@isabelle_4207]

He has some conventionally attractive characteristics but they do not work together for me at all. Plus he RADIATES bad vibes before he even opens his mouth lol.

[@Gook-gbbjvf]

thats too high

[@ninimoose]

his mom.. probably.

[@amytrieger8283]

I watched this show and am comforted by the fact that Garrett is probably a genuine fan of yours and you tore his ass to shreds here.

[@laurenquinn4716]

He’s inspiring him to change his ways 😂

[@kevin-wo4rs]

Next video is gonna be. FaceTiming Garrett 😂

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

That guy should be told, "Child care" doesn't count if they're your kids bro. That's just a parent. (Even though parents work hard)

[@gh0st_b0yfriend]

The way I physically recoiled 4 feet from my phone when you whispered even though I'm wearing earphones and there was no escape

[@cassidyheath2471]

How is Cody slowly turning into a suburban dad? Now all he needs is the grill.

[@ImNuffler]

And the kid

[@hawktalk639]

@Ok Dirka dirka Muhammed, dirka dirka.

[@conormulligan7966]

Is he a propane man or a charvoal man though? Id put my money on propane

[@NicaeaBunnies7]

he already has a grill lol

[@towel9646]

I’m confused, is he a surfer or a suburban dad

[@Julesmarquette]

*About to get surgery* Surgeon: you ready for this bro? Patient: yessir! Let’s go 😎

[@charbellahaisch4654]

no garret is the villain of the whole season. its crazy.

[@TheIsaacm1994]

Why the "no"?

[@eric11ify]

I watched this show literally cause of this video and it was surprisingly entertaining with some twists lol would love to see Cody make a video on the rest of the season

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

the real question is why they're calling it fboy island when they're allowed to say the fuckword on hbo

[@Chkprofilename]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nX69ZWaQn9Ocaq8. ..

[@broskination]

“The fuckword” 💀

[@hooman4835]

the fuckword

[@JO-bd1ty]

id personally like to congratulate you on this original AND witty comment, well done vesper, well done

[@lilymorgan9787]

they might have a limit on how many times they can say it though, like sometimes there is a swearword "allowance" per like episode or season? idk i could be wrong

[@nikkihenninger4303]

this is fridge boy’s world and we’re all just living in it

[@ayyylmao101]

He's up there with Bling Bling

[@fayet8296]

The fact that I thought the title of this video was a joke explains the entire show

[@naterdawgg]

I think my favorite part of this show is how mad the girls get when the guys are nice to eachother or are having fun together lmfao

[@quinui2984]

oh poor cody.. when girls say "oh that's funny" they don't think it's funny one bit, they just didn't have time to fake laugh because they're shocked that it was an actual joke

[@benicedarnit]

as a lady, accurate

[@user-vm6mw5xw7o]

this is exactly what that means lol

[@rfldss89]

yeah they're only laughing because they dont wanna get kidnapped

[@Random-sk6hm]

Polite laughing so they don't get violent and attack you is the vibe

[@maribethmorgan7886]

Fuck that’s really true….I’m just now realizing that

[@audreyblaya9231]

“It’s like among us for Chad’s”😂

[@uasw6573]

SUS?!?!?😳😳😳😳😳😳😐😐😐😳😐

[@freakingpackachu9015]

Cracked me up hahaha

[@dffddddfdfdfdfdf]

@@uasw6573 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳AMONGUSS

[@natelehman6923]

among us is already for chads

[@lyletheegg]

SusBoys😳😳😳😳😳

[@smiley6080]

Cody talking about sending people to a cold place and hook up. Norway had “ex on the beach after ski” because we couldn’t send them outside of Norway during the pandemic

[@annadarragh]

please make more of these

[@saram3449]

Garrett: 10/10, I don’t lose Also Garrett: looks like every other guy in Vancouver

[@zookng]

You from van too?

[@saram3449]

@@zookng hell yeah 😌

[@zookng]

@@saram3449 canada right, cus theres a vancouver in Washington state too

[@saram3449]

@@zookng haha yes here in BC - vancity folk are a special breed

[@wa4645]

He looks like the quintessential white guy they cast to die at the beginning of every war movie

[@LumTum]

It’s adorable how Cody literally writes book reports on shows we might wanna watch

[@juanmatias5932]

I could watch the whole season with cody just imitating all the perpetually high guys

[@snowy4815]

"My name is Aubrey, and I'm a certified lover boy"

[@leslieknope3394]

Plot twist: Cody is gonna end up hosting his own love dating reality tv show lmfaoo

[@sunsetsandskylines2361]

may the prophecy be fulfilled as you have written 🙏

[@nairabee245]

And then react to it after each episode airs

[@jvaillancourt21]

I volunteer as tribute