Feeding the BFT!

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On this episode of Dragon Tails, Coyote feeds a HUGE Galapagos Tortoise named Buckshot!
Buckshot tips the scales at around 140lbs and is nearly 25 years old. The crazy thing is she’s not even half grown so she is eating constantly…seriously, don’t let this tortoise near your salad bar!
Speaking of tortoises… are they actually turtles? Or are they something else altogether?
Get ready to find out and to see the feeding of a BFT! (Big Friendly Tortoise)
Dragon Tails explores the incredible world of snapping turtles and all of the folklore and myth that surrounds one of the planet's most ancient and misunderstood creatures. Get ready to take a journey deep into the remote swamplands of the Eastern United States with adventurer and animal expert Coyote Peterson as you join him on his quest to find a world record sized mud dragon!
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[@caijonesmason745]

6:38 I swear she just winked at the camera 🤣

[@en_rgy3641]

She did

[@7340garza]

Ya he did

[@Roody_Patootie]

Cai Jones Mason Awww she's so cute when she did that ya know I'm gonna need to hug her

[@ichneumon2776]

She wanna smash that cameraman.

[@adamwest1]

Saurabh Sharma tortoise hub

[@thunderouscat9030]

idk about you guys but its so satisfying everytime she bites a vegetable...

[@waterislife1365]

its indeed satisfying

[@FaithsStardust]

Thunderous Cat Honestly , its literally the only reason why I clicked on this video. I knew I'd be satisfied 😱🤤

[@Firdausdaus-de4ge]

I feel the same way

[@GuyWithAnAmazingHat]

Tortoise ASMR, someone's probably going to start a channel on that now.

[@paganorcaluva]

Thunderous Cat I agree

[@suntrail4860]

Who else finds it so satisfying when the tortoise is eating

[@candyandfruitc7496]

Sun Trail i wish eating vegetables was that satisfying for me like ugh that crunch!

[@suntrail4860]

I love fruit and veg so it's good for me xD

[@hamzy1989]

Sun Trail yeh when it tooj them nice chucks out of the vegetables uhh that was good

[@hookoffthejab1]

Sun Trail yes

[@Nadaters]

CRRRUUNCH

[@jamielthashepherd6870]

Just think, this tortoise will out live all of us.

[@JadetheGoober]

Morbid

[@maxalaintwo3578]

@@JadetheGoober Hardly. It's kinda cool tbh. A piece of history

[@jaynemorgan9216]

Mine was 95 ish when he died. He be longed to my gran for 55 years and when she past he came to me. He was with me for 40 years. He was a handsome brute. I miss him

[@Icetea-2000]

Not really, 25 years old right now, living up to 100 years. Many are younger here and will outlive that turtle, but it’s really impressive that they get this old. Just think about how efficient their whole life is, with them conserving every bit of energy, sleeping 16 hours a day, and moving at speeds that make the best value for energy. But then also consider how amazing it is that we humans can live to about the same ages while we are being A LOT more active in our lifes

[@hungrytortoise4341]

@@Icetea-2000 the Galapagos can live up to 230 years

[@snowy2619]

“Is she full?” “She’s never full.” Same.....

[@annaprzywara827]

Lol... me when i have cookies, milk, ice cream, or anything sweet that counts as a dessert. Im never full, but when i see vegetables and ate nothing, i would say im full

[@Fob-bj4xx]

At first I thought it was a dirty joke

[@qballhd]

Bru

[@qballhd]

Bruh

[@sofiajaramillo848]

the turtle is biutifull

[@randompersongoingthroughyo4271]

Is it weird that I find the tortoise eating is satisfying

[@okasunayumi3660]

Random Person going through youtube Nope! This can be an ASMR! Your not the only one!

[@purpleface4016]

Random Person going through youtube Makes me wanna eat a vegan.

[@Xifihas]

Random Person going through youtube It's a very satisfying crunch.

[@HeIIboyKev]

Random Person going through youtube Made me kinda jealous too make it look like a bag of chips.

[@unknownguymandude2444]

tortuise hub

[@gantrieltharxius28]

Appreciate the gentleness when removing the tiny turtle from his pocket!!!

[@sangeetakanse8984]

Me too

[@StupidNSimplesns]

I like how everyone is surrounding her talking about her and her body structure and she's just chilling eating that lettuce

[@moisess_0811]

Imagine the role s switched. A human eating lettuce and a bunch if turtles surrounding it

[@bridgetdonovan3290]

@@moisess_0811 I’d volunteer to be that human i love turtles

[@AnHuynh-zv2jx]

Meh, I was just here for the mukbang

[@gshorses928]

Turtles and tortoises are my moms second favorite animals

[@farihahrn]

hahahahaha 🤣

[@juewang3614]

coyote is the only guy which doesn't do CLICKBAIT, doesn't swear(at least not on camera), educates children

[@toxicboogaloo8102]

jue wang exactly

[@626dazzletheredshiningdiam8]

that is right my 2 year sister showed me this youtuber and love his channle

[@crc_mircea]

jue wang not only children , im 20 and i think this facts are awesome

[@sanssucreajoute790]

jue wang tu te co tu bientôt la fin de la vidéo de la convo

[@cleggyplays7074]

just because you dont know about them, doesn't mean they don't exist. There are plenty others

[@InkyBoiArts]

Coyote: trying to explain the history of the Galapagos Tortoise Buckshot: *_C R U N C H_*

[@lukegameboy6530]

feeds the turtle so much food it evolves into blastoise

[@Awesome-vq5bv]

Luke Magruder it's not wartortle it doesn't have the little wings

[@Seif97ify]

How u know Blastoise ain't a tortoise? o.O

[@horsedude5000]

Awesome 122444 it's a joke ....

[@Adzerdobie]

Luke Magruder Or Torterra

[@k0ta-_-613]

Luke Magruder funny

[@jenniferbuckle273]

I have a greek tortoise and watching her eat is what I wake up for everyday. She's incredibly fascinating and I adore everything about her🥰

[@tropic1018]

Who else loves that satisfying crunch of the food

[@breadeats]

kinda made me hungry.

[@GFAYZOS]

Isaac Fuentes me

[@-onlinenamesarestrange-1769]

Isaac Fuentes I do, I wish they would would have stopped talking for a moment so we could hear it eat.

[@darrencounter3831]

Isaac Fuentes me

[@honeywoffl1665]

Isaac Fuentes def me

[@lemonpie8819]

tortoise : *bites off cayote's nose* cameraguy: you ok ?

[@dantheman920]

Thejfjhbdudhcoihonuy uhcbu the camera guy is named mark

[@nasagacha7717]

Dan the Man It's Mark and Mario...but maybe they didn't know so don't be mean

[@cadencelabs]

Thejfjhbdudhcoihonuy uhcbu would mark say that or Mario

[@dannypace5059]

DrWins

[@nasagacha7717]

Danny Pace wat Danny :3

[@l1xs4ndr0.]

Now she is 27 years old Happy late birthday mrs.tortiose

[@xiaoshen194]

she's dead?

[@l1xs4ndr0.]

Bruh Coyote said in a episode I saw a few days ago that a turtle and a tortiose can live up to 100 years She’s not even half way through her life

[@Br1ttany1992]

I'm the same age omg

[@leTr0ll]

Lixsandro jr Villafan aww happy birthday buckshot

[@leTr0ll]

Lu Shen NO

[@keaton_jb_meme_central]

I just wanna hug her, she’s so cute 🥰

[@Ramen.eater1000]

*S H E W I L L B I T E Y O U =)*

[@joegaming2189]

@@Ramen.eater1000 no.

[@whaleshark5444]

@@Ramen.eater1000 don't they eat plants?

[@deezelfairy]

@@joegaming2189 If its got a mouth it can bite you 😂

[@imcodezero1112]

@@whaleshark5444 I thought u said dont they eat planets lol

[@timli9468]

I like turtles

[@bearizawa]

TheLegend 27 That meme is dead

[@gniruh]

TheLegend 27 yea

[@davidoman4133]

TheLegend 27 nice Jonathan

[@roguerages]

TheLegend 27 i like trains

[@Sonictails54321]

TheLegend 27 Okay, you're great zombie.

[@djmatt1205]

Nobody: Coyote: has turtle in his pocket 🐢🐢🐢

[@alicarney5676]

I put a baby snapping turtle in my pocket Lol

[@MrAledro84]

That turtle looks pretty pissed off

[@dennyb871]

I Do

[@kimmoreels7950]

@@MrAledro84 lol how would you feel been carried everywhere against yoru will xD but the small turtle is on the safest place it could be inside a pocket of wild coyote an expert! so it does not need to fear life and its dangers lol!

[@noodlesfrags]

Ali Carney i tried that and i got bitten

[@matthewkellgren1344]

It was so satisfying when buckshot was eating all the vegetables

[@randomslender9636]

Stinky Cheese902 wow buckshot is kinda cute

[@randomslender9636]

Stinky Cheese902 he isn't scary at all he is more friendly than scary

[@iilovedanganronpa9333]

Dee da pro it is cute ok😁😁😁😘😋

[@mansooralimirza7942]

Gfjgenjnyty4mymrvbg ege tenDee da pro

[@Abbie_Loves_John]

Stinky Cheese902 yay

[@Femaiden]

Coyote : "this tortoise could totally bite off my nose. . ." Mark : "do a lady and the tramp with the cucumber " Coyote : "okay" *he does it* Steve Irwin + Steve-O = Coyote Petersen

[@abandonedchannel8821]

aaaay 69 likes!

[@user-zb9sl9pg7u]

@@abandonedchannel8821 you meant 216

[@technobladeisinhell5319]

Fire3847 do you know how time works

[@aliddda328]

Well ya can say coyotes name is nathaniel

[@rogerminnick6470]

@@user-zb9sl9pg7u you mean 354

[@Segojo]

lmao this tortoise make the vegetable look delicious

[@QuacksXD]

i like traps

[@massojupiter3436]

Thought I was the only one.

[@Roysendough]

I was thinking the same thing

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Hideyoshi Kinoshita Sure does. I'd need at least a warm Subway bread around those plants to feel half as satisfied as she looks, or some olive oil and plenty of black pepper.

[@Voult_Bioy]

Hideyoshi Kinoshita Right, but cucumber is delicious.. But lettuce, god no.

[@callmegabriel5856]

Buckshot: *bites off coyotes lip and nose* Mark: *describe the pain*

[@jaymorpheus11]

Murmurmurmur

[@Ihate_andthosearoundme]

Nobody like this it is at 69 likes

[@animelife1187]

Danganronpa

[@LePoneyPosey76]

Arrrgh! Searing pain !!!

[@moyai9590]

Coyote:murmurmurm: bc of no lips

[@theolav12]

Coyote not scared of huge spiders, snakes or bears. A tortoise eating lettuce is his only fear.

[@fwir711u2]

Balzsack mcdouchwad they have massive biting strength, I don't blame him for not wanting to lose a finger

[@jackleo4435]

Balzsack mcdouchwad it can break his finger

[@fwir711u2]

Liam Hall yeah that does not stop bone dislocation

[@fwir711u2]

Liam Hall yeah they will, you really don't know animals if you think like that. They don't know any better and can potentially bite.

[@jasonletrolle2027]

Balzsack mcdouchwad his fear is a puke fruit

[@ARMYALEX1869]

"is a herbivore" Tortoise: "not until i 'accidentally' chomps ur finger off"

[@crazycactuar1465]

hello fellow cactuar!

[@Giuliuzexe]

@@crazycactuar1465 Do you know tortoises eat cactus?

[@crazycactuar1465]

@@Giuliuzexe do sentient ones count?

[@belofost]

@@crazycactuar1465 I guess the cactuars do not even fear dragons. Dragons fear them.

[@Sw33t_t3as]

"The more it eats, the larger it grows." Lmao, me

[@ElFlores1984]

Katsuki Bakugou hahahaahahaha lmao im fat and ahahahah i love eating relatable yayayayahahahahaaaaaaaaYESSSSSSS

[@Xaydex87]

Same

[@neurotocksin3403]

and it grows bigger and bigger, then... It pops! Pop the pig is unending fun by goliath!

[@sweatyyt137]

Awwwwwww don’t say that to your self

[@Sw33t_t3as]

@@sweatyyt137 Thanks for the advice, not gonna use it

[@lolomuscousin8850]

Awh the way she munches and gets food all over her face is so cute

[@jeandrake.-.9675]

Ikr! She's adorable!!! I wish I can have a tortoise or a turtle

[@qt.sophia3426]

Ikr

[@gachalizzy1439]

booooooooooooo. eewwwwwwww

[@theend2703]

@@gachalizzy1439 im sorry but my names dee g and im talking to myself. im a horrible person who discraces people for sharing their feeling which i do all the time to therapist .... atleast before i killed myself

[@jeromejackson4969]

Yo I almost died have through the video because of turtles

[@PretenderCS]

That chomp sound is so satisfying.

[@arpitadutta4073]

9:20 Me after coding for 12 hours straight

[@immortalhamster1645]

Literally

[@jaidenlittle770]

I like how the tortoise dosent care about other people 😂

[@benm6366]

what do u mean other people that turtle aint a people

[@lisamissmewitdatbs]

BenM 10/10 grammar

[@youngballer1034]

Skeem Squad lol

[@edwarddavidson7774]

BenM c

[@goferboy2374]

Who else likes the idea of Coyote carrying a little turtle in his pocket at all times 😂😂

[@RTWLR]

Goferboy 237 It’s like Ratchet and Clank

[@joyroth374]

me i do some times when im out side

[@damienfernando1553]

@@RTWLR lmao something like that

[@goferboy2374]

Rottweiler Entertainment what? 😂

[@FerociousPaul]

@@RTWLR Ratchet doesn't carry Clank in his pocket.

[@nickcrawshaw9348]

I have never heard a more satisfying crunch

[@gdragonhyung8816]

Nick Crawls haw asmr

[@casperdhli7477]

So true

[@bryceatwood3533]

Nick Crawls haw IKR lol

[@Byrds0ng]

tortoise asmr

[@vj9943]

Nick Crawls haw me either it’s kinds funny XD 😂 😆 😝

[@slacks8817]

This feels like an episode of a kids show about turtles, and I love it

[@evilwolf130sd6]

Coyote: he’s stepping on my leg! Mark: Describe the pain!

[@lunaoscura915]

😂😂😂😂

[@shonierena]

Evilwolf130SD omg lmaoooo factz

[@seanqi72]

Its a she

[@koka_pepsi]

You mean she

[@SoyLeyenda420]

You need more water?

[@mskate0nly]

am I the only one that thinks the way it eats with its tounge out is so adorable

[@HMSHOOD1920]

TOTALLY SENSIBLE it is adorable.

[@chaos8585]

They are!

[@flygamerhappy1970]

TOTALLY SENSIBLE yeah

[@danielc2530]

Their tongues are sticky and helps pull their food in :) But, yes, it is one of their most adorable traits.

[@mskate0nly]

Daniel Ching wow,didn't expect this comment to blow up like that

[@mixedupdude3849]

"I'm the Galapagos Tortoise, and I'm about to enter the cucumber zone with Coyote Peterson"

[@ChrisZukowski88]

Chomp on coyote Peterson's cucumber*

[@israelrodriguez7975]

@@ChrisZukowski88 oh nope

[@israelrodriguez7975]

@@ChrisZukowski88 Not the cucumber in his pants right?

[@alexinder2648]

that is sooooooooooo true

[@ananddhanola4623]

@@ChrisZukowski88 after reading ur reply I feel like gouging my eyes out

[@wd3185]

Fun fact: turtles and tortoises actually have nerve endings in their shells, so they can feel when you touch or scratch their shells. I've actually seen several videos of turtles enjoying getting their shells scratched because they can't reach it themselves (I don't know if every turtle would enjoy that, just that I've seen videos of it).

[@faithandmercy8036]

Her chomping sounds so satisfying

[@tristanlau1213]

ASMR

[@Young_Savage_904]

Hell yes!!😌

[@DirpyMaster05DA]

CCGCHOOMMMFKCHKC

[@jawbreakergito7154]

Sounds like my parrot eating carrots

[@tiffanyd6360]

Pooryou

[@yourlocalsadboi3519]

She’s like: “Gimmie that” *stretching intensifies*

[@wackycj3751]

Underrated comment.

[@r1otrobo]

*STRETCCH*

[@raiyan9308]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@GoldRetriever]

PΔRAD1GM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@arathc9747]

（＾＿＾）

[@samanthalarupay4918]

Who else was satisfied with the sound when the tortoise ate the vegetables?

[@JessicaListens]

Samantha Larupay tutrle asmr :3

[@shyanncakes9531]

definitely me:):):):):) ;)

[@nikkimp5977]

i loaf turtles/turtles. they are so cute!

[@SaidsChannelofshadows]

Samantha Larupay iio

[@mikes.4136]

She is amazing! I am learning so much from your channel. Thank you.

[@unknownlps1659]

Man, that tortoise is eating healthier than I ever will!!!

[@TheMrExemplar]

That's not healthy food Humans are carnivores

[@OG-me4qc]

*ominvores*

[@vivianhawkins7980]

Ya betcha 😂😂😂😂 its adorable

[@thefoxgaming7528]

Lol

[@cambamslam3510]

@@TheMrExemplar Since when were humans carnivores?Inform yourself.

[@MemoriesInMonochrome]

Grandparent Tortoise: "I am great and ancient and I eat cucumber and romane lettuce."

[@lemonsquasher7273]

Blue Velvet HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@juliag1097]

The crunching noises are so satisfying :D

[@princessceleste3326]

JuliaG109 I know right

[@nasagacha7717]

JuliaG109 ikr

[@duffy360l]

JuliaG109 right know i

[@derpiedragoon5085]

JuliaG109 f$&$ yes

[@rickybobbie6697]

ASMR

[@vqsmos7132]

“Feeding the BFT” Me thinks that BFT means “big fat turtle”

[@neal2399]

From playing Doom with the BFG, I thought “Big F****** Tortoise

[@jamesbarnicks4863]

Same

[@gumbly4174]

Me thinks, what are you a caveman

[@ryzxn4703]

Bendy Brofit probably meant me:

[@JohnAteMyNuts]

I thought when I saw BFT that it stood for “Big Friendly Turtle/Tortoise”

[@swaggyminecraft606]

turtle winks at you 6:39 lol

[@hanchonteh5739]

swaggy minecraft NICE

[@randomgames2692]

swaggy minecraft 😂😂😂

[@no3ironman11100]

TORTOISE*

[@serv1894]

😅😅😂😂 dude thats cool

[@dumbdumb1264]

swaggy minecraft omg lol

[@goldie8127]

That tortoise looks like a mini version of dinosaurs specially with her long neck and scaly legs .

[@garageman_]

Tortoises are so chill, i want to hangout with one

[@alfonsoramirez8015]

saltywok i hope they dont bite me though and i luv veggies

[@cgull_95]

I have a tortoise

[@willc1661]

Someone get that guy a napkin.

[@deleriewilliams2661]

Will Cash girl

[@Justronnyeditz]

Delerie Williams

[@Trinescity]

Salma Dildar

[@danmcginniss927]

will cash

[@rabbitzrule2445]

It's a girl XD

[@hubfried]

Tortoise: eats vegetables 34 Million people: iNteResTing

[@سبحانالله-ي6ص6ض]

When he said:it is game over if he bit my finger. Me:looking at the tortoise let me try after a while(aaaaaaaaahhh I willl never try like this again)

[@سبحانالله-ي6ص6ض]

When coyote said*

[@travissuggashie9293]

30M

[@hubfried]

@Mali Abdulazizova yes I do

[@yomamajohnson6143]

travis Suggashie 31M

[@lamontpruitt614]

He’s a boss for being able to hold turtle with his finger

[@freestylecosplay6264]

Did anyone find that tortoise eating food satisfying?

[@sagnorm1863]

Sooooo satisfying! Yess eat up and get nice and fat girl. Then my family can eat you in a giant feast.

[@chickenburger9466]

Sag Norm YOU NEED HELP

[@decayed9255]

Freestyle Anna me

[@triceybasmr4096]

shut up li girl

[@ajjones4407]

Freestyle Anna did anyone seen the vine (I like turtles) at 10:42

[@josel3495]

Anyone else the crunch in the turtle when she’s eating sounds satisfying

[@josel3495]

Think*

[@tactical_viper4258]

Bro it's soooooo satisfying here that "cccccrrrrrruuuuunnncccchhh

[@ashton3404]

Jose L That’s called ASMR

[@eskimo5973]

*tortoise

[@marshmallowcoolboy5308]

I dont get asmr i think its weird

[@toastghost3174]

Coyote: Look how utterly beautiful she is-- wow she is amazing! Buckshot: - ∆ - 🌿

[@ankylopea]

🥒 🐢

[@scwibbilywibbilywoo]

（＾∇＾）🌿

[@Ramen.eater1000]

( Ò *O*Ó)🥬🥦🥬🥦🥬🥒🥦🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

[@KNGexp]

Galapagos Tortoise is a great animal. It is what I call the moving tank.

[@ChesterRGC]

English people: is this turtle or tortoise? Spanish people: *T O R T U G A*

[@axehead45]

This sadly makes me think of Wild Kratts more than the Spanish language

[@tcs15]

Portuguese/Brazilian people: T A R T A R U G A

[@wemersonlopes2039]

@@tcs15 im brazillian

[@wemersonlopes2039]

@@tcs15 AND I APROVE IT

[@atomicrc5189]

AxeHead 45 saaaammmeeee ._.

[@scanlonkids]

Coyote: Accidentally gets face bitten off by Buckshot Mark: R u ok?

[@devilchy]

Describe the pain

[@bailiesemmel3312]

Literally what mark would do

[@minimonica1]

MeowMeowPants642 lmao

[@mikenov.3468]

*yes*

[@d3m0n4dayz]

Describe the pain

[@calebazlin2845]

Turtle cucumber ASMR

[@thepoopmonster2492]

Its a tortoise

[@Vexling]

@iCupid. It's both. He even says so in the video. "All tortoises are turtles. But not all turtles are tortoises."

[@Azure_fae]

0:00 now this is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down

[@ElephantWhisperer222]

Should Coyote win channel of the year??

[@simplyCutiePieAlex]

Conner Cox is there such thing?

[@Namic175]

Conner Cox hell yeah

[@ElephantWhisperer222]

Simply Alexandra there is now

[@thelarch5280]

YES

[@pharaohpolystyrene6411]

Conner Cox No. He exploits these animals, and more often than not does more harm than good.

[@curlyfrysanai4008]

The turtle crunching was actually satisfying to me.

[@Bullfighter55]

Shamaya Davidson I hope that you are joking

[@thomas_0105]

@@Bullfighter55 no and the other 56 people also Not

[@Misscookies288]

ASMR MUKBANG

[@leTr0ll]

1:50 Mark: nobody is excited for vegetables Me (sees cucumber) Me: that is not correct

[@fatass131]

Either you gonna eat the cucumber or you gonna sit on it

[@leTr0ll]

HELP ME JWEISH GOD HELP ME TOM CRUISE eat it

[@sippypithon234]

Mmmmmmmmm cucumber

[@user-rd4bd7mg9p]

You absolutely ruined the comment.

[@leTr0ll]

Nate Garcia how?

[@Zachzyplayz]

1:40 that blink just matched the sound lol

[@solodudeontherun2964]

feed the beast edit: the crunching noise is satisfying for some reason Another edit: JESUS 1K LIKES?

[@edgcthwopffknbnjgyrdpl4791]

SoLoDuDeX3D

[@solodudeontherun2964]

what

[@iliketofuckwomen1265]

SoLoDuDeX3D lmaoooo

[@elet.5214]

SoLoDuDeX3D lol ikr

[@oliviergotfame9207]

SoLoDuDeX3D is lrlhlyllryyhlyellylil llama eeeeeeoellhllehhhhhh

[@andrewp2228]

I swear this needs to be a TV show

[@wasabcwasabc]

Andrew P Yes, I'd love to see an ogre TV show.

[@foxymutt1235]

Pretty sure it is

[@jazlynbell8202]

Nobody watches TV, he's doing fine on KZbin

[@fae2148]

your Profile is just..... stop it go and get some help. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHREK THING :O

[@kev4850]

Black River Shrek is life...

[@Happythonk]

Plot twist: Coyote’s nose is actually romane lettuce

[@AnaRodriguez-jf1jw]

Interesting twist

[@Daph_n3]

😆

[@bababoiiiiiiii5732]

Lol

[@tiltedbanana6595]

Tiny turtle: exist Me: NOM

[@nolanelrod9688]

When he put his head on the turtles shell it reminded me of dr. Allen Grant putting his head on the triceratops in Jurassic park

[@CoyotePeterson]

That was totally the idea ;) good catch!

[@djpermian5078]

Coyote Peterson real? I am honored

[@nolanelrod9688]

Coyote Peterson I caught it right away! I guess it doesn't hurt that I just rewatched that movie the other day

[@MrBDF2000]

Glad I'm not the only one that caught that!

[@elisabethjoyner3160]

“NO my nose is not Romain lettuce” turtle: *hangs head*

[@dazzleasmr-i4b]

TORTOISE!

[@Angel-iy9rs]

@@dazzleasmr-i4b 😂

[@BeStrong_BeCourageous]

TORTOISE

[@SnorlaxWhisperer]

I read this as he said it

[@isaac-ze1ny]

It's like: Tortoises are Turtles, But Turtles aren't Tortoises. Similar to Rectangles being Squares, but squares aren't rectangles. Right?

[@sequorroxx]

Basic set theory. All humans are mammals but not all mammals are human. Not nearly as complicated a concept as he hams it up to be in the vid.

[@frenchtehllama]

Other way round: Squares are rectangles, not all rectangles are squares.

[@isaac-ze1ny]

Oh. Sorry, but well, you get my point right?

[@maxjones503]

It's more like 'rectangles are cuboids, but cuboids aren't rectangles'.

[@FirstLast-lk3dq]

Triangles are illuminati, And vice versa. Triangles have 3 sides, Illuminati is not a shape "Not a shape" has 9 letters 9 + 3 = 12 "Twelve" has 6 letters "Six Letters" has 10 letters 10 + 6 = 16 Remember the 12 a couple lines before? 16 - 12 = 4 The twelve is at line 6 And 7 lines before this one 7 + 6 = 13 The number "4" is 4 lines before this line 4 + 4 = 8 13 - 8 = 5 Now take all these numbers we got: 13 8 5 4 4 8 4 4 7 6 13 7 6 16 12 4 12 10 6 9 3 9 and 3 13 + (8x2) = 29 29 - 5 = 24 24 + (4x5) = 40 40 - (7x2) = 26 26 + (6x3) = 44 44 - (13x2) = 18 18 + 16 = 34 34 - (12x2) = 10 10 + 10 = 20 20 - (9x2) = 2 2 + (3x2) = 8 We have 8 There are 11 problems Continue the adding and subtracting pattern 11 - 8 = 3 A triangle has 3 sides Remember how triangles are illuminati? This is _why_ triangles are illuminati

[@litwolf1402]

Is any else satisfied by the crunching of the food

[@Clipsfa11]

I know you will never see this message but you are living a dream that I have had since I was young. Thank you for allowing yourself to pursue a career with the animal kingdom despite whatever challenges you have faced. It is an inspiration to my young ones and I. Thank you for your hard work and efforts to provide your viewers with amazing content and accurate information about whatever animal you are focusing on. Thank you for taking the risks to your health to provide us knowledge of the experience we might face in an encounter. You are a legacy my friend and I hope you nothing but success and happiness in whatever may come for you. Thank you...a sincere fan of your work!

[@JadetheGoober]

The first sentence sent me into the twilight zone.

[@luminoustorus548]

@@JadetheGoober loool good I’m not the only one, like we are all dream people OP was tryna bust out the matrix

[@Abyssiac]

:')

[@wyrdlock]

Simp

[@Jackdman25]

Jeff what heck are you talking about

[@trappjunior8154]

The 8.6k dislikes are the other turtles that didn’t get fed

[@GALAXIIA]

T 👏🏼 O 👏🏼 R 👏🏼 T 👏🏼 O 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 S 👏🏼 E 👏🏼

[@evancasper2804]

Tortoise!

[@dayana_mendez9488]

Tortoise but faxs!

[@aphresuax]

Or the ones that died.

[@Argonak1]

Tortoises are turtles, even Cody said it. Come on now people.

[@Convoy-16]

Tortoises aren’t just big They are so cute

[@sadiakamran8404]

I agree! Tortoises are my personal favourite animals!🐢

[@swagsio3273]

I have two

[@egg9017]

Tortoises are also small Mines the size of my hand And yes they are definitely cute🐢

[@kxmara5184]

@@swagsio3273 I have one

[@JessMurgatroyd]

Totally. Decided owning one is a life goal.

[@DigitalThinks]

THE BIG FRIENDLY TORTOISE 🐢 HAHAHA I LOVE THAT THE TITLE IS AWWWWESOME

[@hishmish9268]

WHY DO PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL

[@nerdburger234]

Hexal Gaming they must’ve thought it said “dis I like”...

[@birdwatchingwithdrrajasaur4410]

Arghhhh ! I freaking hate those turtle haters!

[@birdwatchingwithdrrajasaur4410]

@@nerdburger234 😂😂😂 😎👍

[@nisfiyahmacasalong3007]

Cus they are uneducate Maybe✌😂

[@tangiblemammal5273]

Because they probably feel that he shouldn't be making money off them, because they probably feel they should be free in the wild.

[@Abokenzah]

who thinks coyote should be the owner of his own zoo? Edit: *coyote gets bit by a t-rex* Mark: did he getcha?

[@yourdestination6897]

Addison Brockway he'd place all his subscribers in the enclosures. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I INTRODUCE TO YOU THE WILD PEOPLE WHO PUSHED ME INTO BEING STUNG BY A BULLET ANT."

[@Abokenzah]

lol ikr

[@Nayr1994]

Addison Brockway Zoos are one of the cruelest things that humans do to nature

[@Bananananananaanananana]

Ryan Gonzalez ikr

[@jaquelinevelazquez6248]

Caillou

[@elissa8955]

Was it just me or did the tortoise just wink at us at 6:39?

[@RaulDiaz-mp8ms]

The tortoise knows!!!!

[@coolkendallgaming6318]

Monie ikr

[@samimations9297]

yup

[@just.justice111]

Omg yes

[@STDeath]

Monie lol

[@FieniX_]

If the tortoise pooped out pellets, the name “Buckshot” would be very fitting.

[@koriwinzer9193]

who else thinks its hella satisfying watching this tortoise eat its dinner

[@prestonturtle9637]

kori winner this vid was made for me

[@eliseelderkin5198]

awesome

[@rinnie_06]

"No. My nose is not romaine lettuce!" Buckshot begs to differ

[@wendycarey5260]

I just got to that part when I read this comment!

[@GrogIsDying]

Loooooool

[@nikhilpolekar8325]

3:53

[@LOLmusics]

Mark steps in tortoise poop... Coyote “Tell is how you feel..”

[@coodedy7958]

There should be tortoise asmr

[@adorable1018]

Cooper Cribbs you are right 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌

[@charlesmonroe1347]

I will go search that now

[@denice2724]

@@charlesmonroe1347 Omg I didn't even know tortoise asmr was a thing. 😂

[@crosshairdidgeridoo]

Nooo

[@jesseybarra3408]

It's would be the longest ASMR ever

[@THE______TRUTH]

LMAO camera man 5:28 "no no no it'll be fine" Said every friend who secretly wanted to watch their buddy fail.

[@lucylouise6497]

Who els found it satisfying with all of the crunching ??😂😂❤

[@hervinamuco5010]

Lucy F me too

[@nethaye]

Lucy F Its ASMR.

[@Keyspirits]

Lucy F atleast we have sumthing in common baby lucy 😉

[@syline01]

Just discovered this channel and I’m just addicted to it

[@gizmo5297]

Coyote: I love turtles Tortoise: I love vegetables Vegetables: AHHHHHHHHH 🥒 💀

[@nevaeharlette.6604]

silly lemon mix Coyote: I love turtles Turtles: I love vegetables Vegetables: I love water Water: I love oxygen Oxygen: I love earth Earth: I love how you humans keep littering 😐

[@eatthis1795]

Sksksk Idc true..

[@redginger1191]

Omg so truuuuue

[@egg69420]

R/youngpeopleyoutube?

[@sneetsnart44]

@@egg69420 yus

[@daisybuchanan8205]

Watching animals eat is the most amusing fun activity ever.

[@daisybuchanan8205]

@@jenniepryor1606 I know right.

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

I guess people might be satisfied with me eating a whole pepperoni pizza from Pizza Joint. It only takes me 10 minutes. I'm not even joking, I love their pizza THAT much!

[@jig7810]

Big friendly tortoise

[@longlivebdspak3559]

YEP BFT too or big fat turtle's too yep. all wild life's are friendlies dude.

[@AnotherStudent96]

longliveBDS pak35 nope

[@sammydrumm]

oh i thought it was big f*ck#n tortoise my bad.

[@spooderweb5239]

sammydrumm same lmfao

[@irelandsugar6991]

it thought the big fat tortise

[@ruffruggednraw]

The tortoise is like the gentle wise old man While the snapping turtle is like the aggressive snapping manic

[@Rockhard1492]

The tortoise is the wisened old man who teaches you wisdom at the top of the mountain. The snapper is the cranky old man who yells "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN PUNK KIDS!"

[@coolaveri5100]

7:08 it's just how all pickles are cucumbers but not all cucumbers are pickles

[@paulphillips323]

+Iam Sam not all white gentiles are invader/colonizer but all invader/colonizer are white gentiles (just a joke)

[@sieepy2996]

Paul Phillips not all time tells watches but all watches tell time

[@marxschultz9782]

+Paul Phillips yes you are right, white gentiles are still invading non-white countries by sending their white military NATO to murder thousands of innocent civilians in Africa & middle east.

[@TaucelinkR]

Nope, rectangles have two sides of one length and two sides with another, squares have four equal sides.

[@laubang6656]

Not everyone from Slytherin is evil, but all of the evil people are from Slytherin.

[@jax1don]

She likes to munch She likes to crunch But also She likes to eat lunch.

[@jax1don]

I know they say dinner, but I wanted to say a rhyme so, sorry.

[@Wurmss]

OMG I love this! But unfortunately my penut sized brain could never think of a ryme like this

[@potbelly8280]

@@Wurmss its bad imo

[@cutemaxwell8159]

@@potbelly8280 no more honey for pooh

[@erendiraeri578]

Ooooooooklllll

[@liagarcia3443]

They look like mini dinosaurs!!!! 🦕 🐢🦖 😂

[@Individuallll]

Not rlly but I guess a little

[@adamdergham1944]

Ikr

[@firewolf2772]

Lol

[@ams_029]

Lia G they actually used to be dinosaurs.

[@Choombingus]

@@ams_029 not really they were around in the time of dinosaurs

[@meganclinner7985]

Everything about this video made me happy.

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

"Feeding the BFT" *Doomslayer has entered the chat*

[@SibaNL]

Coyote is like the Vsauce Micheal of wildlife.

[@thebigboi5357]

SibaNL I have never made that connection but it's so true

[@KimikoTheWolfgirl]

SibaNL so true!

[@hookoffthejab1]

SibaNL even the same hair

[@HypermatterYT]

Coyote's hat serves as his glasses to the wild.

[@nateprice3779]

SibaNL he needs Christ Jesus!

[@Naijiri.]

I saw a video of a girl thinking she was saving a turtle and threw a tortoise in a pond. Would it survive?

[@deadmemes4857]

Ya Boi probably not

[@TheSuperBowie]

Ya Boi Nope. Probably sank like a rock.

[@pokemon05100]

Except that same woman said that the tortoise didn't die because she noticed it wasn't swimming or it climbed out, I forget which.

[@sirvolatile6775]

pokemon05100 i would think it would but i dont know if tortoise are good swimmers, probably not

[@everyonewantsmedead]

Actually it's interesting that you bring this up because the answer is no they cannot swim and in fact it's become such a problem in places like Florida that wildlife experts have had to tell people that they cannot swim as many people were releasing tortoise into the ocean mistaking them for sea turtles. Unfortunately it probably died from drowning.

[@snipertweenkyx1110]

You know what I like so much about this channel. It reminds me of when I was a kid watching the crocodile hunter

[@cloudiicoffiie]

Him: ThErE u R The tortiz: *tries to run away*

[@sientjerotinsulu6186]

The guy:why are you running!? Why are you running!? Why are you running!?

[@gameclips5482]

It's tortoise

[@cloudiicoffiie]

@@gameclips5482 ik I was purposely says that

[@gameclips5482]

@@cloudiicoffiie oh okay 👌

[@minaashido7038]

CloudiiCoffiie saying*

[@roombaslayer6986]

Tortoise ASMR

[@MakcumPycckuu]

Mukbang

[@fdl88]

XD

[@kingjosh0453]

Eve Sheldon this comment deserves more likes

[@thepixelatedpug8952]

Awwww Turtles are so cute

[@thepixelatedpug8952]

Tortoises are too

[@102allenwalker]

The Pixelated Pug there like little old man 👴

[@traplayz6652]

The Pixelated Pug I got one

[@ImSlightlyAutistic]

The Pixelated Pug yep

[@pawbulhed5558]

Agreed!