George Carlin - Balance the Budget

[@frogboi8166]

The most inspirational TED talk I've ever watched

[@JohnDoe-dj3lw]

LMAO good one

[@camt603]

Bowie knife Fuckin rights 😂

[@motanelustelistu]

@Bowie knife What is "TED" ?

[@teresathomley3703]

The best comment I've ever read

[@motanelustelistu]

@@teresathomley3703 Wich one ?

[@christophercox8927]

What a privilege it must have been to see George Carlin live.

[@woodyanderson922]

I was so lucky. The tour before his last comedy special. He died only 3 or 4 years later.

[@loutorres2270]

P-LEASE!!!! WHAT AN UNFUNNY / NO TALENT FUCK!

[@a2ndopynyn]

@@loutorres2270 What color is the sky in your world, snowflake?

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

Christopher Cox I saw him on the Life Is Worth Losing tour. It was good but not much better than watching it on HBO.

[@medicah]

Lou Torres maybe you don’t find him funny and that’s ok for sure. But to say he has no talent is objectively false

[@abb5596]

The more i watch of this guy, the more im convinced he wasnt doing stand up

[@a2ndopynyn]

He was a philosopher with a sense of humor.

[@Eranell]

It's funny because it's true.

[@georgeovia]

Hamza Jay I agree aha

[@mariogonzalez1540]

Me too. He isn't funny. This is more of a motivational speech.

[@tyronenathan8209]

No, not at all. He was always talking his shit.

[@whobitmyname]

"The ones who live out where the buses don't run." In the crowd: "That's me!"

[@paulgrodkowski5839]

@whobitmyname some guy there

[@ianfortuna9385]

If George Carlin was still with us today he’d have one of the most successful podcasts of all time.

[@gangstapenguin2773]

regardless of what one thinks of Joe Rogan, Carlin's JRE episode would be something to see

[@ianfortuna9385]

@@gangstapenguin2773 got to be something

[@yusifhuseini]

wrong, he would be canceled bcos some ppl are offended.

[@ianfortuna9385]

@@yusifhuseini wrong!

[@ianfortuna9385]

@@yusifhuseini you can’t cancel people who fight cancel culture.

[@TheJay144]

This man was way ahead of his time

[@MrKenny777]

Jason Great comedians are always highly intelligent. None more so than George Carlin. Bill Mahr is a pale imitation of this man.

[@michaponka846]

Problem is he was only hour and a half ahead ;)

[@HowlyPhook]

J.R. Ewing Bill Burr?

[@Muscle462Memory]

trouble is, he was only about an hour and a half ahead

[@jamesmoore9271]

George Carlin was blunt, real, and breathtakingly honest. Bill Burr is an arrogant ginger cunt basket.

[@Clem-Kadiddlehopper]

"We don't have time for rational solutions!" Great line...

[@carreviewer6345]

"You could outlaw religion"

[@andrina118]

And that's just thrown in. Some comics would try to build an entire career off of a few lines from this bit

[@FNMarketMaven]

😂😂

[@niranjannaik8787]

Valid, no bullshit, blunt, remorseless and a genius who comes around once in a lifetime. And he always, absolutely always, spoke the truth. We miss you so much George. Rip...

[@SPAnComCat]

Not to Mention he is Honest While being Hilarious.

[@niranjannaik8787]

@@SPAnComCat very very true

[@SPAnComCat]

@@niranjannaik8787 👍

[@jaymiller8268]

The best of all time!!

[@SPAnComCat]

@@jaymiller8268 Indeed!

[@root19733]

"Drug addicts and alcoholics. Not all of them, don't get nervous." Oh, thank God. I mean, thank Pesci

[@riotraverv4518]

Lmao, good one

[@krmdagger1126]

Tell ungbungalo that

[@shadekiahpops8988]

Nice, very nice. You are a very funny person. Many would be offended , not me. This genius is not well known in my country South Africa. I wish he was.

[@randomvswhat5193]

We get it you smoke weed and drink a six pack before your shift at Wal-Mart, you're so cool and funny!

[@sean8102]

@@randomvswhat5193 And you seem like a fun person to be around...

[@Dezdichado1000]

Even if we ignore the fact that he was way ahead of his times with his intelligence, humor etc etc, he also had a way with words like no one else ever had.

[@nimmernomma8830]

ahhhhh, a way with words

[@ATFprdepartment]

5:12 exhibit A

[@thecpmr6276]

7:41 or the beginning part of life is worth losing are great examples. He'd be a weirdly good poet, I think.

[@NO-gh4qp]

youtube A Modern Man - George Carlin or his first bit off Life Is Worth Losing. Phenomenal spoken word fr

[@applejacks971]

On his 'A Place for my Stuff' album, he literally stated just that. He said "I'm ahead of my time. The problem is, I'm only about 10 minutes ahead" :)

[@AnimusPrime87]

I love the enthusiastic guy in the crowd responding to him. “That’s me!” “Fuck ‘em!”, “Delaware!”.

[@genevieverheuban8365]

Don’t forget when he said “ rrrr’a”

[@begirbigger7843]

Where will you put this guy? Utah?

[@AnimusPrime87]

@@begirbigger7843 He volunteered himself for that group.

[@KickflipGnasty]

Hahaha I know I love that guy too. The more I listened to this bit the more I noticed how much he was contributing lol

[@dant7072]

I'm guessing it's him doing all the shrieking as well

[@scottmcamis2127]

George is sorely needed today!

[@scottwade7073]

Agree 👍

[@Mines00]

He would simply say, "Told you so."

[@cybercat29]

I second that!

[@Petequinn741]

Most definitely..

[@schr4nz]

Brilliantly layered, he's basically mocking the government for caring about balancing the budget whilst not caring much about its people

[@TheBaseballGuy9]

And a terrific critique of the prison industrial complex and private prisons that care less about rehabilitation and more about profits

[@turbostyler]

He's not mocking government, he's mocking society. Our government is a reflection of society.

We need a revolution. Of the people by the people. Congress men will have term limits. And their jobs are subject to immediate termination should they do what we dont like. New law. All laws must be approved by popular vote by the people by national vote. Also the 2 president candidates, if we dont like the 2 that made it to primary's we get to have a redo as many times as we want based on popular vote

@@turbostyler hummm. I see your point their. However the governemt doesnt always reflect society. IE Hitler's nazi governemt. Most germans didnt know exactly wtf was going on. All evil is attracted to power, ALL psychopaths and sociopaths always make it to the top of our society for some reason. Those in power have identified themselves as psychopaths simply by being their. Anouther law. No more bribery lobbying. Only the representatives of the people get to talk to the president. Corporations are not aloud into the political world at all including campain donations. Campain donations will be equa set ammount paid for by tax dollars and at least 10% by the runner so they have a stake in it. New law no governmet bailouts unless the company pays back the tax payers threw cheap prices and free give aways. New law anybody intrusted with public office of any kind found to be stealing or abusing their given power is subject to the death penalty or punishment of choice of the people by popular vote. New law no more club fed. All criminals will be sent to prisons everybody else must go. New law no illegal immigration, we will wall of the boarders and patrol them with national guard everybody must be a citizen to be here or be shipped back to wherever they came from no exceptions. New law the constitution is unchangeable and your rights are irrevocable. New law the governemt shall never deny citizens guns of any sort ever and those who try are considered treasonist and will be subject to the death penalty. New law. No usa jobs and factories are to ever be shipped to other countrys. Trump 2020

[@kevinkieb904]

@@turbostyler FACTS!!!

[@SirParcifal]

My father introduced me to George Carlin when I was 11 years old. My mom was soooo pissed. While other fathers were taking their daughters to dances and treating them like princesses, my Vietnam Vet dad made me watch George Carlin; John Belusi, Sam Kenison, Richard Pryor, and taught me how to work on my car; paint, clean a pool and mow a lawn. Thank you dad for introducing me to the 2nd greatest man on Earth! RIP POPS

[@ahpacific]

Good dad!

[@trythinkingforachange4201]

Forget Kinison, the rest were good except Carlin - he was great.

[@dittokitty85]

Likewise but grandpa ww2 instead. Plus rated R movies too lol.🕯

[@honeygfunkypish8404]

I live your dad

[@unboy915]

damn, is you dad Chuck Norris? lol

[@hapowoverhere7951]

Is George Carlin’s comedy anyone else’s therapy at a time like this?😞

[@marcelocaraveo6028]

Hapow Over Here man he was right about everything RIP

[@nikaqavtaradze4443]

You're not the only one man

[@hapowoverhere7951]

randy Ladouceur No need to “look it up”. I grew up watching George Carlin on a big wooden box tv on HBO, have seen him twice, and this is not the virus that turns out insides to “liquid shit”. This is a very mild virus that is HIGHLY contagious. Unhealthy people are dying from this. If it was a super virus, healthy and unhealthy people would be dying with the same contagion

[@goodun2974]

@@hapowoverhere7951 , "unhealthy people" includes a third or more of the (tyoically obese, sedentary, semi-diabetic) American population; and 95% of *grandparents*, which includes my wife and I. I am 62, not obese, mobile, but I had heart surgery a couple months ago. Do I deserve to die? PS, viruses can, and often do, mutate, becoming increasingly virulent as it jumps from host to host; if this one mutates, it could become deadly to people of all ages. Better to isolate ourselves and let it burn out from lack of new victims than to let it continue its course.

[@BGcam]

Hapow Over Here somebody listens to too much corporate media. COVID19 is a serious virus that’s killing healthy, young people. Also, the people for whom the virus reaches the lungs may have long-term damage to their lungs. www.dw.com/en/covid-19-recovered-patients-have-partially-reduced-lung-function/a-52859671. www.itv.com/news/2020-03-31/13-year-old-boy-with-covid-19-dies-as-uk-sees-biggest-day-on-day-rise-in-deaths/. www.goodmorningamerica.com/wellness/story/healthy-18-year-speaks-contracting-covid-19-happen-69968217. gizmodo.com/teen-who-died-of-covid-19-was-denied-treatment-because-1842520539

[@ElusivEnigma]

His message went over SO MANY HEADS....

[@ImOK68]

12 years after his death hes still up to date on current events

[@sunnysmiles8211]

1000000000%%% absolutely ON POINT

[@Spongebob0911]

Truth never gets old and has no expiry date ...

[@lordfogg9728]

Society hasn't changed much...

[@jerrylee2698]

he was our Plato and jester

[@thelastword4616]

There is nothing new under the sun.

[@maximturcan1722]

This is pretty much how Australia started.

[@neo2419912]

He's right.

[@squatch545]

Lol...

[@turtleboy8827]

You dont know much about history do you?

[@maximturcan1722]

Stefan Kovacevic wow, way to waste your time responding to me. Turns out you're not too much of a genius yourself.

[@quizmaster85]

Maxim Turcan I may be from Australia, but I'll pay that!

[@streakydrip8792]

"We don't have time for rational solutions" I felt that hard.

[@flyingleaf8929]

What a great guy he was. Thank you for sharing your talent with us George. Nothing has changed you called out the Truth. R.I.P.

[@niranjannaik8787]

@@flyingleaf8929 Yes. Thank you George for the spectacular entertainment and your hunger for the truth. You are missed by millions like me. RIP

[@davidkarstensen9677]

It's too bad George isn't still alive today. He would be going nuts seeing his prophecies fulfilled

[@davisnicholas9123]

So much material for him

[@twmax6525]

God, I would give my life to make him live forever.

[@amicloud_yt]

@@twmax6525 Why would you curse that upon the man? :c

[@RevenantCheetosx]

Release the Uncle Daves.

[@sha11235]

He would've loved Trump and the Wall St. meltdown that occurred after his death.

[@uditbhatia4196]

I must have watched this like 200 times in past 10 years and honestly, I think this stand-up deserves a Nobel prize for comedy and writing.

[@donwilcox728]

I could see reading this in a book and being amazed at the writing.

[@sandraalegria3439]

He his so transparent. The truth .

[@silverwindspirit]

"Everyone will have guns, everyone will have drugs and no one will be in charge. Just like now!"-george carlin. Has anything really changed since then?

[@itookallthenames]

from australia it seems like yes, and the republicans still want to take your drugs and the democrats still want to take your guns!

[@Gardstyle35]

@@finn264 until the first shoots and the paranoid druggies with guns join in

[@jajupa78]

Knowone.

[@twasgracethattaught]

No

[@focusaddiction3460]

Yes, too many people are in charge now, they're taking over, everything changed. Carlin, the poor guy, had it good back then and didn't know haha

[@betsyveritas1055]

I'll always love George Carlin. He was the funniest, most right on comic in the early 70s during the height of the counterculture. He was brilliant & poignant & painfully truthful. He made us laugh at ourselves. I miss him terribly.

[@DH-xm3hc]

Me too✌️ So glad I got to see him for the first time in a suit and tie, with his Military hair cut on the Johnny Carson Show. ✌️❤️🌼

[@B0NY_HAWK]

There will never be another George Carlin. This man was so ahead of his time.

[@txmale1977]

Political correctness killed Comedy

[@CamRebires]

There will never be a time that matches him, that motherfucker was truly larger-than-life

[@markcarey67]

Tim Dillon is pretty much the closest as far as contemporary comedians

[@CamRebires]

@@markcarey67 dude's never had an original clever thought, he's just a fat kid angry at everything. If Alex Jones didn't read. No comparison to mighty G.

[@chrislaprise7745]

Amen Bony!

[@SquirrilahFish]

“You give em a couple hundred dollars for their inconvenience” Covid-19 comes to mind.

[@miket.220]

"Just like now!"

[@automatonm99]

More then 200, when are they sending the fourth stimulus btw?

[@duncanotema]

“Stimulus”

[@saberiandream316]

@@miket.220 And we don't even have a balanced budget!

[@C0SMICP0TAT0]

Agreed, the worst symptom of covid was being moved out of the state of Kansas

[@KaizokuKevin]

Lol carlin just pitches the hunger games

[@pepperroni2810]

battle royale is earlier than this.... it is the inspiration behind the hunger games

[@sirchris6047]

But not like this

[@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337]

We should do this....

[@harfast10]

Escape from New York.

[@DlcEnergy]

Harfast these bloody kids these days. i'm surprised they didn't say fortnite.

[@BrandonMinguez]

After hearing the news about Patrick Carlin today, it’s time to binge as much George Carlin as possible. RIP to another comedy great.

[@MayoRopeRusty]

the world is at a loss without this philosopher !

[@NoizyBoyUS]

Anyone else on a george carlin marathon?

[@rynegreen7902]

Davidx yes, if only he was alive today so he could take Trump and Hillary a couple of notches

[@ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge]

for 3 days now ;)

[@drummarr61]

Davidx Yep

[@androidangel787]

Davidx Oh yes!

[@MrJimheeren]

Davidx me, whole afternoon

[@jaymana2569]

I came for the laughs, I stayed for the Knowledge.

[@barneyblack7944]

@Nickito Juanito Fuentino doesn't matter how old you are, George speaks volumes to everyone. I'm 22 and going to listening to im old as fuck. Yes its deep. All of his stuff is deep

[@Tecolote41]

Barney Black Woosh

[@chrisirving4735]

He was facsinating. Love to listen to him. So intelligent.

[@lugialover09]

@@barneyblack7944 I'm 25, and I personally find this kind of material extremely cynical and over the top. Yeah, shit can be fucked at times, but he genuinely painted society like it was some goddamn nightmare. This isn't even comedy really. He just ranted for awhile without making any valid jokes. Contrast this with his earlier work which I actually think is funny.

[@tomijsx]

As you should

[@Artiej0hn0]

One of the amazing things about Carlin is that he never let his audience own him. Some really fine and celebrated comedians have fallen into that trap.

[@godnotavailable2094]

His style is a lot more rehearsed than most. I've heard that he wrote entire specials down word for word and just memorized them. He definitely did not have the time nor the patience for hecklers.

[@tapasprinsen]

George would have a field day with 2020... “Pandemic you say? About f***ing time!!!” 😂 Edit: Hey guys! Thanks for all your likes - hope you are safe out there. Peace!

[@Behemoth9030]

Technically he did predict this shit 🤣

[@tapasprinsen]

Paul Borst Wow.. Nice fact. I was not aware of that. Anyways.. he is missed sorely 😓

[@victorywoo]

@Paul Borst So you think George wouldn't have done a routine on the pandemic because of how sensitive it could get?

[@victorywoo]

@Paul Borst I guess we'll just never know for sure. George was a very thoughtful man, yes, but at the same time was ruthless at making fun of everything. And because COVID-19 is a different beast than 9/11, I personally think he would have at least made a joke or two about it, maybe in the way he passingly mentioned 9/11 in 2002. Just a thought though.

[@EatPezzzz]

He did do a bit about a "pandemic" that's later on in this show. Watch the entire thing or search "George Carlin germs".

[@markmarderosian9657]

It took me awhile to get up to speed with the genius within that ending. He starts off talking about something outlandish for the future and brings it around to the fact that these are the conditions that exist right now.

[@lukusblack6442]

I suggest you don't read 1984, or watch Idiocracy if you're starting to note similarities with real life.

[@richardbarry04553]

Somehow George Carlin’s brilliance was such that his words just age like the finest wine - no one knew just how right he was about everything

[@TheAtkey]

We knew. I think he wants to be said "my job is to remind you of things you forgot to laugh at" or something to that effect couldn't find the exact quote.

[@kaymedra6665]

Absolutely!

[@J5mobile]

If you think about it. He predicted Colorado Now everybody's getting stoned

[@brianm.armstrong70]

The man was a genius...saying it like it is, and, at the same time, giving us all a laugh at our own expense! Genius!

[@scottlee9373]

Practice Awareness Religiously.

[@mrgames4people]

4:41 "The ones who live out where the busses don't run" "THATS ME" 😂

[@bradleycotton3237]

mrgames4people Said Bertie to Thomas.

[@theghost1234100]

David Ullman if you think it is bad in the US then try it here, i can walk faster to school than taking the bus and i have 3,5 miles

[@dezmonddurham7366]

Off to Utah with you

[@thatcrystalpie]

G: "They gotta go over to Utah." Everyone: * laughing * that one guy: *dELAWARE!*

[@JoeyTofMetroMusic]

That one guy was very annoying. He yelled a couple of times during the performance.

[@omega1575]

“People who live out where the busses don’t run” That one dude: “THATS ME!”

[@howardOKC]

@Rental Cyprus sorry, i was that fucking idiot. I love Utah and I don't want my state to be full of maniacs. But my ex is from Delaware.

[@christopherch]

@@howardOKC ok!

[@AlexOtto]

@@howardOKC Ex is from Delaware ahahahaha. Now that makes a lot more sense 🤣🤣🤣

[@ninearthify]

RIP George Carlin. Hero of those who were not born to be mindless consumers.

[@baayzil97]

ninearthify so you're a mindful consumer.. good for you 🙂

[@grandmasterhashmixtapemast910]

That guy probably has a broken wrist from patting himself on the back so much.

[@kaptaintrips]

What guy?

[@grandmasterhashmixtapemast910]

"RIP George Carlin. Hero of those who were not born to be mindless consumers". Self-congratulatory as fuck.

[@yankee2666]

In other words, you're broke.

[@franciscooctavius5957]

I am so lucky to have been able to seen George during his later career. The man was an epic and unrelenting genius. The writing of his specials was and is second to none.

[@aristogan]

Carlin told Playboy in 2005 that he looked forward to an afterlife where he could watch the decline of civilization on a "heavenly CNN." "The world is a big theatre-in-the round as far as I'm concerned, and I'd love to watch it spin itself into oblivion," he said. "Tune in and watch the human adventure."

[@jackvanderpool3417]

George isn't in Heaven

[@synthwavedreamin2268]

no hes dead

[@trythinkingforachange4201]

There is no heaven Jack. It's all an imaginary story from an ancient book written to control others (like ALL religions)

[@EC-pl3px]

That’s religious people belong with the crazies in Utah

[@EC-pl3px]

The majority of people are religious today, (stupid). No wonder everyone are slaves.

[@krypticunlimited6925]

0:56 "The only thing you give them is lethal weapons and live ammunition-" *FucK EM!!*

[@lickdacat2]

THIS IS A TRULY INCREDIBLE IDEA THAT WOULD BALANCE THE BUDGET QUICKLY WHILE REMOVING THE WORST CRlMlNAL SCUM OF S0ClETY. IT WILL CREATE FOUR MOSTLY CH0C0LATE STATES WHICH WILL MAKE A CERTAIN GROUP OF OVERLY PRlVlLEGED "PE0PLE" HAPPY AS HELL.

[@klutz3955]

There's another one later on "THATS ME"

[@alexgreen1559]

@@lickdacat2 I hope you like Utah...

[@55187706344]

@@alexgreen1559 lol

[@noddle045]

“rectangular states are cheaper to fence, saves the taxpayers some money” lmfao. You can tell he’s thought really hard about this lol.

[@khalilrahme5227]

He'd been doing this for 40 years or something.

[@procompsys]

If they touch each other and have common borders, yes. For all other cases: Of all rectangles with same circumference, the square covers the greatest area. Taking ALL shapes with same circumference into account, the CIRCLE covers the greatest area!

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@procompsys Hexagons. Hexagons are the shape that fences in the largest continuously touching areas with the least circumferences. Not squares.

[@k1ln1k37]

More thought than our actual government puts into non-hypothetical engagements lol

[@michaelbarlow6610]

@@davidwuhrer6704 . But, as George Carlin would point out, there are no hexagonal-shaped states!

[@taleleny5999]

Back when George was listened to, no one was in charge...Just like now.

[@tysonromaniuk7674]

Tale Leny he didn't really fall out of the public eye. he died

[@taleleny5999]

Tyson Romaniuk He's not dead, look at how many views these George Carlin videos receive, he's live-er than ever.

[@tysonromaniuk7674]

Tale Leny he passed away june 22 2008

[@taleleny5999]

Tyson Romaniuk And yet he's still living. Look at the views.

[@jonsnor4313]

.. just like now, best quote.

[@capmendonca]

This is how you hear the truth without getting depressed

[@joechapman2981]

Exactly Charles. I get freaked out sometimes hearing this crap on the news

[@volcryndarkstar]

4:40 "The ones who live out where the busses don't run." "THAT'S ME!!!" 🤣

[@cryterion7770]

I was hoping somebody in the comments noticed it too 😂

[@billyboy4797]

same at 1:00

[@cadlewhitney3276]

That guy was annoying

[@dariushlarijani8083]

@@cadlewhitney3276 how? this is just comedy.

[@cadlewhitney3276]

@@dariushlarijani8083 That guy was yelling through his entire set.

[@georgejordan5611]

Side splitting humor! George Carlin always put me in tears with his comic delivery!

[@supersaiyanzero386]

The culmination of all of this into "just like now" was one of the best things I've ever heard.

[@Isaac0110]

4:43 Did anyone notice someone yell "that's me." When he talked about crazy people?

[@haydengroover590]

Came down here to see if anyone else did lol

[@Murderbation]

This was back when people weren't offended if they were made fun of 😂

[@brienmaybe.4415]

He was wearing a bugs bunny outfit during this taping.

[@Equitay]

4:45 "The ones out where the buses don't run.." "Thats me!" Hahahah

[@Mazaroth]

+Equitay That guy is fucking awesome, he keeps yelling the loudest all the time on this show :D

[@Equitay]

He is hilarious. Sitting beside him would have been great XD Mazaroth

[@russelltalker]

A unique insight into the mind of a heckler. Please continue.

[@guikirsch9758]

A few seconds later some other dude made some hilarious noise

[@Furykidxxx]

The case when the hecklers can actually be funny! :D

[@justlooking4771]

Holy shit. Watching this in July 2023 and he was spot on!

[@mojojim6458]

You move everybody out of Kansas. You give them a couple hundred dollars for the inconvenience. Brilliant.

[@davethelong5093]

I love the guy who shouted "That's me!" when George started talking about the crazy people

[@Laverti12345]

It was annoying

[@DockingFreidmanRecords]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@natepark2973]

"A lot of tattoos, a lot of teeth broken off at the gumline. The True face of America." LMAO

[@randyaldridge4414]

whats your face look like

[@bradleycotton3237]

Nate Park Said Thomas’s driver.

[@CharlesButler1]

This man is the greatest of all time at his craft.

[@dale8809]

God I freaking miss this guy. Makes me so sad he's gone.

[@davidmcmichael8843]

George Carlin was a true gift to humanity, and this is my favorite bit by him. 😂🤣😂

[@tomh3652]

My favorite is a list of people that outta be killed. It is funny as hell.

[@niranjannaik8787]

Oh... You Are so right

[@niranjannaik8787]

Absolutely

[@elizabethferrier6429]

Discovered this amazing man about 18 months ago. Now watching anything I can find. America, you had the best.

[@danz58]

if u know anything about american sports watch his comparison of baseball versus football. Classic.

[@danieljakubik3428]

Legendary comedian George Carlin was a master of social commentary comedy.

[@BA-de4pn]

He hated liberals. Couldn't be to bad.

[@hazelXin223]

"The ones who live out where the buses don't run. " "THAT'S ME!!"

[@anamericanpatriot1026]

George: "The ones who live out where the buses dont run." Some dude: "THAT'S ME!!"

[@thenameless2379]

There is not one George Carlin stand-up that I do not find funny. And all this comedy is actually the truth in comedic form pure freaking genius George Carlin you need to come back.

[@criztu]

You are irrational. You're telling me you know the truth. God is the truth, you ignorant. Carlin was godless. he struggled with drugs and alcohols all his life, a slave to the Corporation.

[@Raiden-the-Goat32]

@@criztu Well I would not call an unproven hypothesis like god truth. Do you know why ? Considering you probably do not I will tell you. Simply put it need's confirmation and god has yet to be confirmed. Truth is Simply what ever the fact's are. Fact's are Simply what we have enough evidence to say is a fact. Example gravity is a fact. Another example is +2=4 is a fact. Another fact is you can stream TV show's on hulu. Calling an unproven god hypothesis Truth is to degrade the meaning to Truth. Infact it is to degrade the meaning to Truth so low that anything can classify as Truth when it has no Truth. With such definition to Truth being excepted I could come up with one just about as useful. Do you want to know what that is ? If so the answer is the pink leprechaun is Truth it is about as useful as calling an unproven god Truth. Considering 1 both the pink leprechaun and god are unproven currently. Is this to say a god or a leprechaun doesn't exist ? Well no it's not. What I am saying is if you try to use an unproven idea an act like that is true than you are lying. What if you turned out to be correct in the end ? Yet still that does not matter Considering when you made the claim it was true neither you nor anyone else had the proof to back it up.

[@Raiden-the-Goat32]

@@criztu You say " he struggled with drug's and alcohol all his life ". Okay when and where was this stated ? Furthermore using drug's and alcohol in and of itself is not a struggle. To struggle would imply he would 1 over consume alcohol and drug's and 2 wanted to give it up. Finally 3 it would imply he could not give it up. Furthermore even if what you are saying about him being an alcoholic and drug addict was true this does not invalidate everything he say's. If you think it does you one do not know how logic and rationality work and lastly have a flawed methodology.

[@10rrtyyssx769]

This dude really is a master. Dark comedic and satirical storytelling at its finest

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

“Next, drug addicts and alcoholics.” *The Gang Goes to Colorado*

[@KarlMySuitcase]

I mean trees? Everywhere trees? What the hell is this place?

[@louispride7695]

Iasip?

[@jerminator356]

RIP GEORGE 😢 you were one of a kind and the world is a lot less funny now

[@Cazz8203]

kindly fuck off with your meaningless RIPs

[@y7952]

CazzSDMF he has good intentions with it, if you get so annoyed by it. Simply don’t transmit your feelings to others since it will only cause bad feelings and negativity

[@rare80]

Image working hard for decades to finally afford a mortgage on a house and George Carlin comes out of nowhere, gives you $200, and forces you to move…

[@SaraH-jn5db]

Are you suggesting you cant buy a house in Kansas for 2 shovels and a bale of hay?

[@alexanderbyrne9684]

@@SaraH-jn5db what do you think they spent the decades on

[@matturner6890]

Kinda like what the IRS did to him.

[@TheHouseontheHill]

Fuck Kansas.

[@mcdoodledood2463]

You can buy a house in Detroit for the price of a VCR.

[@topsouter]

This Guy was a true Master of Comedy.. took you on a walk with him for every joke and put 'life' in it's place.. loved him.. Ricky Gervais is the only one to come close for me.. raises a glass to George.. cheers!

[@kenkaplan3654]

Gervais who I like has gone off a cliff and likes to provoke without a point. I saw Carlin do that just once.

[@ryanolink5054]

If he was still alive his Twitter account would be the most famous account ever I love it😭

[@ericbarkewitz7586]

He wouldn't have a Twitter account

[@27jerry27]

Twitter wouldn't allow that...lol

[@theflipper404]

@ProteusXF nah I don't think they would cancel him, he was actually pretty liberal lol.

[@jaidendeprez1842]

wbt John Lennon?

[@anormalguy511]

@@theflipper404 He wasn't even liberal he was pretty close to being a communist. His views were really close to the likes of Noam Chomsky

[@SupaBlank]

Ha holy shit Carlin predicted reality TV and colorado as a drug state, lookout naustrodamous

[@goaway8871]

Not hard to predict "reality TV" when Survivor was already on the air, and MTVs Real World had been around for over a decade.

[@SuperSaltydog77]

mrcannfodder,smoking weed IS the zombie apocolypse

[@b.a2921]

John Denver

[@SupaBlank]

Go Away holy shit your right, i forgot about those trainwrecks.

[@5secondstudio771]

Actually he was parodying a Kurt Russell movie.

[@topnotch4564]

Earth was Blessed to have George Carlin, even for just a little while.

[@jaymiller8268]

It’s 2024, December 21st, Holiday Season. I am a 79 year old lady. We are in deep “Do-Do.” I now pray to George Carlin. Under the circumstances since the Presidential Election is decided😢It seems like the right thing to do. He always cared about us.

[@Sylnaya]

I miss George we need someone like him today so badly

[@stefanandreipopa6681]

Colorado actually sounds like a great time

[@Gamerthinkersman]

stefan andrei Popa it really is

[@jasonjames5292]

Is Trump going to have gates on the border

[@Matanumi]

Until you open the gates... Shit they'd probably be partying with locals who never left and normals who fly in at all the ski resorts like Vile... they'll be the only. Desginated safe zones in the whole area

[@BowzKnows]

And they just legalized shrooms!

[@sjjahoda5622]

In reality it's true 😂

[@commodityjane]

Brilliant delivery of a near perfect monologue. He must have had a photographic memory

[@joemartines3545]

He was sharp when sober...

[@mohammedxyxmomtaz3314]

After tens of videos of G. Carlin, this very original and completely new revelation/ observation occurred to me: Carlin isn't a comedian he's a philosopher with a Sense of humer.

[@su-san675]

"The rapists and molesters - those hopeless romantics..."

[@spanishinquisition4616]

"who are so full of love, they end up getting a lil on ya, usually on your leg."

[@jstravelers4094]

The Trumps of the world who get away with everything.

[@Mad9977]

"...predators, degenerates, crackheads and fruitcakes..." lmao 😂

[@purplekitkatemily]

2019 in a nutshell

[@lickdacat2]

THIS IS A TRULY INCREDIBLE IDEA THAT WOULD BALANCE THE BUDGET QUICKLY WHILE REMOVING THE WORST CRlMlNAL SCUM OF S0ClETY. IT WILL CREATE FOUR MOSTLY CH0C0LATE STATES WHICH WILL MAKE A CERTAIN GROUP OF OVERLY PRlVlLEGED "PE0PLE" HAPPY AS HELL.

[@joemarshall4226]

Didn't Geprge had an addiction problem with cocaine? Maybe he should go and be their entertainment....

[@theultimatebro9278]

@@lickdacat2 someone stick this guy in Utah

[@Xyx524]

Woooohhhh ahaha

[@thomasj5722]

And we are watching this in a time where we needed George Carlin more than ever!!

[@Dr.JamesOtt-xj3jr]

My only regret is not seeing him in person! His last show was about death and shortly thereafter he did. Amazing! Did he know?

[@daredevil1956]

Can you imagine, for a moment, having George Carlin, Ricky Gervais, and Jimmy Carr on the same stage, discussing the state of the world today? I would mortgage my house to see that.

[@jayakumar8294]

The legend lives on the digital footprints. Don’t we all miss this genius?

[@iluvber247]

I'd be lying if I said I laughed a lot during that bit, but that was easily the most entertaining, impressive stretch I've seen from any comedian. And that's what makes Carlin one of the very best to ever do it.

[@eec589]

Hell, these ideas would've made a perfect sequel to "Escape from New York".

[@98izzark69]

Have you seen Ghosts of Mars?

[@eec589]

@@98izzark69 Now I will.

[@BDBrawler77]

This is the best special he ever produced as far as I'm concerned that I love this one

[@butternuts842]

I really do miss this man...

[@bluerox3]

You know he basically describes Black Friday lines.

[@bubbastill2040]

You just made me laugh out loud in April !

[@morrismoore1892]

This man was one of a kind.

[@raylemieux3477]

Seen him live three times and never a disappointment ❤

[@pedroking8202]

George Carlin is the most under rated comedian of all time for being a genius!!

[@jerrygoldfarb7739]

Under rated? I disagree-any serious critic of people like him put him on Mt. Rushmore-he was a social/cultural critic using stand up as his delivery mechanism-saw a special about him recently and all the comedians without exception rated George as the greatest ever

[@halimahjedani7477]

how strangely prophetic bout Colorado... ;-)

[@TRVBAL]

I was thinking the same thing!!!

[@peteroz7332]

Not prophetic => they watched his show and said 'good idea, why not, let's try it'

[@rtaha93]

7

[@kylealexander7893]

Halimah Jedani hahaha I know right?

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

But Colorado is quite decent and beautiful... take Nebraska instead

[@Naruto4life3D2Y]

Man this dude was unfiltered gold. Every line was very intelligent and very blunt. Gotta love it

[@dam6075]

A man gone too soon, An absolute comedic genius. May you rest in peace and I hope you make God laugh as hard as you made all of us laugh

[@morbidmanmusic]

You selfish creep. He didn't believe in god and thought you all were stupid. He grew up. Don't inflict your pathetic god on the man when he is dead. He can't defend himself now...

[@msmaelia1733]

I’mkuj

[@moonscar119]

I left too late. His final 2 years were just awful material. I saw a 2007 show and he openly admitted he realized earlier in the week his material was 90% about death. It wad dark and not funny. And he was all over the place. Not sharp as a tak like he was the year before

[@jonathancooney8855]

4:45 George Carlin: The ones who live out where the buses dont run "That's me" lol

[@TRVBAL]

lol I heard that too ha.

[@arcad1an292]

Heard it too

[@bbjornst07]

This is where the majority of America lives! Okay, maybe not majority, but lets face it. All those that vote for Donald Trump live in this area.

[@russelloriely6343]

as opposed to the ones that vote for clinton? he may be an ass but at least he isn't a total wack job.

[@dougfoston4578]

BINGO

[@PawelAztec]

I love the guy at 4:45 "that's me!" when Carlin speaks about maniacs.

[@bdr5150]

One of the true kings of comedy!! He was awesome!!

[@blissfulhumanoid9536]

One of the greatest comedians of all time!

[@ZubairKhan-vs8fe]

This gated fenced off criminals is actually a brilliant idea. I'd pay to watch this on tv

[@anomous2307]

ever hear of a prison?

[@michellevuong4877]

One of the best comedians

[@wakt21]

George Carlin did make me laugh and chuckle but he was never one of those people who made me roar with laughter. Instead, most of the time, I'd be listening to him very carefully and then nodding my head in agreement. He always came across to me not as a comedian, but as a philosopher - kind of like a reincarnation of Plato or something.

[@Abood99222]

One of the few people in my life that made me laugh hard and gave me chills at the same time

[@brendaestrada1782]

this man is a legend!!! im so happy someone like him ever lived! i love how he always kept it real! r.i.power george! :)))))