George Carlin - Balance the Budget

George Carlin's brilliant idea on how to balance the budget by eliminating prisons...
RIP George...

[@abb5596]

The more i watch of this guy, the more im convinced he wasnt doing stand up

[@a2ndopynyn]

He was a philosopher with a sense of humor.

[@Eranell]

It's funny because it's true.

[@georgeovia]

Hamza Jay I agree aha

[@mariogonzalez1540]

Me too. He isn't funny. This is more of a motivational speech.

[@tyronenathan8209]

No, not at all. He was always talking his shit.

[@maximturcan1722]

This is pretty much how Australia started.

[@neo2419912]

He's right.

[@squatch545]

Lol...

[@turtleboy8827]

You dont know much about history do you?

[@maximturcan1722]

Stefan Kovacevic wow, way to waste your time responding to me. Turns out you're not too much of a genius yourself.

[@quizmaster85]

Maxim Turcan I may be from Australia, but I'll pay that!

[@ianfortuna9385]

If George Carlin was still with us today he’d have one of the most successful podcasts of all time.

[@gangstapenguin2773]

regardless of what one thinks of Joe Rogan, Carlin's JRE episode would be something to see

[@ianfortuna9385]

@@gangstapenguin2773 got to be something

[@yusifhuseini]

wrong, he would be canceled bcos some ppl are offended.

[@ianfortuna9385]

@@yusifhuseini wrong!

[@ianfortuna9385]

@@yusifhuseini you can’t cancel people who fight cancel culture.

[@niranjannaik8787]

Valid, no bullshit, blunt, remorseless and a genius who comes around once in a lifetime. And he always, absolutely always, spoke the truth. We miss you so much George. Rip...

[@root19733]

"Drug addicts and alcoholics. Not all of them, don't get nervous." Oh, thank God. I mean, thank Pesci

[@riotraverv4518]

Lmao, good one

[@krmdagger1126]

Tell ungbungalo that

[@shadekiahpops8988]

Nice, very nice. You are a very funny person. Many would be offended , not me. This genius is not well known in my country South Africa. I wish he was.

[@randomvswhat5193]

We get it you smoke weed and drink a six pack before your shift at Wal-Mart, you're so cool and funny!

[@sean8102]

@@randomvswhat5193 And you seem like a fun person to be around...

[@frogboi8166]

The most inspirational TED talk I've ever watched

[@JohnDoe-dj3lw]

LMAO good one

[@camt603]

Bowie knife Fuckin rights 😂

[@motanelustelistu]

@Bowie knife What is "TED" ?

[@teresathomley3703]

The best comment I've ever read

[@motanelustelistu]

@@teresathomley3703 Wich one ?

[@markmarderosian9657]

It took me awhile to get up to speed with the genius within that ending. He starts off talking about something outlandish for the future and brings it around to the fact that these are the conditions that exist right now.

[@lukusblack6442]

I suggest you don't read 1984, or watch Idiocracy if you're starting to note similarities with real life.

[@supersaiyanzero386]

The culmination of all of this into "just like now" was one of the best things I've ever heard.

[@christophercox8927]

What a privilege it must have been to see George Carlin live.

[@woodyanderson922]

I was so lucky. The tour before his last comedy special. He died only 3 or 4 years later.

[@loutorres2270]

P-LEASE!!!! WHAT AN UNFUNNY / NO TALENT FUCK!

[@a2ndopynyn]

@@loutorres2270 What color is the sky in your world, snowflake?

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

Christopher Cox I saw him on the Life Is Worth Losing tour. It was good but not much better than watching it on HBO.

[@medicah]

Lou Torres maybe you don’t find him funny and that’s ok for sure. But to say he has no talent is objectively false

[@AnimusPrime87]

I love the enthusiastic guy in the crowd responding to him. “That’s me!” “Fuck ‘em!”, “Delaware!”.

[@genevieverheuban8365]

Don’t forget when he said “ rrrr’a”

[@begirbigger7843]

Where will you put this guy? Utah?

[@AnimusPrime87]

@@begirbigger7843 He volunteered himself for that group.

[@KickflipGnasty]

Hahaha I know I love that guy too. The more I listened to this bit the more I noticed how much he was contributing lol

[@dant7072]

I'm guessing it's him doing all the shrieking as well

[@scottmcamis2127]

George is sorely needed today!

[@Artiej0hn0]

One of the amazing things about Carlin is that he never let his audience own him. Some really fine and celebrated comedians have fallen into that trap.

[@godnotavailable2094]

His style is a lot more rehearsed than most. I've heard that he wrote entire specials down word for word and just memorized them. He definitely did not have the time nor the patience for hecklers.

[@NoizyBoyUS]

Anyone else on a george carlin marathon?

[@rynegreen7902]

Davidx yes, if only he was alive today so he could take Trump and Hillary a couple of notches

[@ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge]

for 3 days now ;)

[@drummarr61]

Davidx Yep

[@androidangel787]

Davidx Oh yes!

[@MrJimheeren]

Davidx me, whole afternoon

[@hapowoverhere7951]

Is George Carlin’s comedy anyone else’s therapy at a time like this?😞

[@KeenerDude]

yes.

[@marcelocaraveo6028]

Hapow Over Here man he was right about everything RIP

[@nikaqavtaradze4443]

You're not the only one man

[@hapowoverhere7951]

randy Ladouceur No need to “look it up”. I grew up watching George Carlin on a big wooden box tv on HBO, have seen him twice, and this is not the virus that turns out insides to “liquid shit”. This is a very mild virus that is HIGHLY contagious. Unhealthy people are dying from this. If it was a super virus, healthy and unhealthy people would be dying with the same contagion

[@goodun2974]

@@hapowoverhere7951 , "unhealthy people" includes a third or more of the (tyoically obese, sedentary, semi-diabetic) American population; and 95% of *grandparents*, which includes my wife and I. I am 62, not obese, mobile, but I had heart surgery a couple months ago. Do I deserve to die? PS, viruses can, and often do, mutate, becoming increasingly virulent as it jumps from host to host; if this one mutates, it could become deadly to people of all ages. Better to isolate ourselves and let it burn out from lack of new victims than to let it continue its course.

[@flyingleaf8929]

What a great guy he was. Thank you for sharing your talent with us George. Nothing has changed you called out the Truth. R.I.P.

[@brianm.armstrong70]

The man was a genius...saying it like it is, and, at the same time, giving us all a laugh at our own expense! Genius!

[@scottlee9373]

Practice Awareness Religiously.

[@schr4nz]

Brilliantly layered, he's basically mocking the government for caring about balancing the budget whilst not caring much about its people

[@TheBaseballGuy9]

And a terrific critique of the prison industrial complex and private prisons that care less about rehabilitation and more about profits

[@turbostyler]

He's not mocking government, he's mocking society. Our government is a reflection of society.

[@kevinkieb904]

@@turbostyler FACTS!!!

[@firstandlastswagman269]

People piss All ur faith full

[@firstandlastswagman269]

Hammerd

[@KaizokuKevin]

Lol carlin just pitches the hunger games

[@pepperroni2810]

battle royale is earlier than this.... it is the inspiration behind the hunger games

[@sirchris6047]

But not like this

[@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337]

We should do this....

[@harfast10]

Escape from New York.

[@DlcEnergy]

Harfast these bloody kids these days. i'm surprised they didn't say fortnite.

[@danieljakubik3428]

Legendary comedian George Carlin was a master of social commentary comedy.

[@BA-de4pn]

He hated liberals. Couldn't be to bad.

[@betsyveritas1055]

I'll always love George Carlin. He was the funniest, most right on comic in the early 70s during the height of the counterculture. He was brilliant & poignant & painfully truthful. He made us laugh at ourselves. I miss him terribly.

[@DH-xm3hc]

Me too✌️ So glad I got to see him for the first time in a suit and tie, with his Military hair cut on the Johnny Carson Show. ✌️❤️🌼

[@silverwindspirit]

"Everyone will have guns, everyone will have drugs and no one will be in charge. Just like now!"-george carlin. Has anything really changed since then?

[@itookallthenames]

from australia it seems like yes, and the republicans still want to take your drugs and the democrats still want to take your guns!

[@Gardstyle35]

@@finn264 until the first shoots and the paranoid druggies with guns join in

[@jajupa78]

Knowone.

[@twasgracethattaught]

No

[@focusaddiction3460]

Yes, too many people are in charge now, they're taking over, everything changed. Carlin, the poor guy, had it good back then and didn't know haha

[@TheJay144]

This man was way ahead of his time

[@MrKenny777]

Jason Great comedians are always highly intelligent. None more so than George Carlin. Bill Mahr is a pale imitation of this man.

[@michaponka846]

Problem is he was only hour and a half ahead ;)

[@HowlyPhook]

J.R. Ewing Bill Burr?

[@Muscle462Memory]

trouble is, he was only about an hour and a half ahead

[@jamesmoore9271]

George Carlin was blunt, real, and breathtakingly honest. Bill Burr is an arrogant ginger cunt basket.

[@BrandonMinguez]

After hearing the news about Patrick Carlin today, it’s time to binge as much George Carlin as possible. RIP to another comedy great.

[@topnotch4564]

Earth was Blessed to have George Carlin, even for just a little while.

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

"Everyone will have guns, everyone will have drugs, and no one will be in charge. Just like now! But at least we'll have a balanced budget." Among GC's best quotes.

[@MrWalker1000]

never really understood what he means by this. Because lots of people are in prisons so what does he mean just like now.

[@sirchris6047]

You mean all of the cops?

[@dasein9980]

MrWalker1000 perhaps he means we live in a kind of lawless anarchy or perhaps he means the guys with the guns aren't really in charge. For instance, owning guns or being a policeman doesn't automatically make you one of the people in charge, the powers that be. They don't need guns. They have others do their dirty work.

[@peanutt98]

Who knew he could have predicted Colorado. Weed is legal everyone has guns. And your budget is busting out the seams... lol!

[@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T]

I was looking for a comment with replies on that...at the end when he said that got me wondering what all that had to do with a balance budget.? Can you elaborate that quote and what it meant

[@SquirrilahFish]

“You give em a couple hundred dollars for their inconvenience” Covid-19 comes to mind.

[@miket.220]

"Just like now!"

[@automatonm99]

More then 200, when are they sending the fourth stimulus btw?

[@duncanotema]

“Stimulus”

[@saberiandream316]

@@miket.220 And we don't even have a balanced budget!

[@C0SMICP0TAT0]

Agreed, the worst symptom of covid was being moved out of the state of Kansas

[@furiousgently2960]

You are the greatest George!......RIP! ❤

[@TheeKorovaMilkBar]

"The only things you give'em is lethal weapons and live ammunition...." "FUCK'EM!!!" "So they can communicate in a meaningful way."

[@ImOK68]

12 years after his death hes still up to date on current events

[@sunnysmiles8211]

1000000000%%% absolutely ON POINT

[@Spongebob0911]

Truth never gets old and has no expiry date ...

[@lordfogg9728]

Society hasn't changed much...

[@jerrylee2698]

he was our Plato and jester

[@thelastword4616]

There is nothing new under the sun.

[@jaymana2569]

I came for the laughs, I stayed for the Knowledge.

[@patriotwave3975]

Jay Mana I'm 14 and this is deep

[@barneyblack7944]

@@patriotwave3975 doesn't matter how old you are, George speaks volumes to everyone. I'm 22 and going to listening to im old as fuck. Yes its deep. All of his stuff is deep

[@Tecolote41]

Barney Black Woosh

[@chrisirving4735]

He was facsinating. Love to listen to him. So intelligent.

[@lugialover09]

@@barneyblack7944 I'm 25, and I personally find this kind of material extremely cynical and over the top. Yeah, shit can be fucked at times, but he genuinely painted society like it was some goddamn nightmare. This isn't even comedy really. He just ranted for awhile without making any valid jokes. Contrast this with his earlier work which I actually think is funny.

[@franciscooctavius5957]

I am so lucky to have been able to seen George during his later career. The man was an epic and unrelenting genius. The writing of his specials was and is second to none.

[@michellevuong4877]

One of the best comedians

[@davidkarstensen9677]

It's too bad George isn't still alive today. He would be going nuts seeing his prophecies fulfilled

[@davisnicholas9123]

So much material for him

[@twmax6525]

God, I would give my life to make him live forever.

[@amicloud_yt]

@@twmax6525 Why would you curse that upon the man? :c

[@RevenantCheetosx]

Release the Uncle Daves.

[@sha11235]

He would've loved Trump and the Wall St. meltdown that occurred after his death.

[@Clem-Kadiddlehopper]

"We don't have time for rational solutions!" Great line...

[@carreviewer6345]

"You could outlaw religion"

[@andrina118]

And that's just thrown in. Some comics would try to build an entire career off of a few lines from this bit

[@Realtalknofilter]

😂😂

[@Unga_Bunga]

"We don't have time for rational solutions." Hey! That's my whole life in one sentence!

[@robertzeeland]

LOL!!!!!!!

[@rustybeskar4664]

The longer I live, the more that George Carlin’s ideas start to makes sense.

[@karenielsen4713]

George would have a field day with 2020... “Pandemic you say? About f***ing time!!!” 😂 Edit: Hey guys! Thanks for all your likes - hope you are safe out there. Peace!

[@Behemoth9030]

Technically he did predict this shit 🤣

[@karenielsen4713]

Paul Borst Wow.. Nice fact. I was not aware of that. Anyways.. he is missed sorely 😓

[@victorywoo]

@Paul Borst So you think George wouldn't have done a routine on the pandemic because of how sensitive it could get?

[@victorywoo]

@Paul Borst I guess we'll just never know for sure. George was a very thoughtful man, yes, but at the same time was ruthless at making fun of everything. And because COVID-19 is a different beast than 9/11, I personally think he would have at least made a joke or two about it, maybe in the way he passingly mentioned 9/11 in 2002. Just a thought though.

[@EatPezzzz]

He did do a bit about a "pandemic" that's later on in this show. Watch the entire thing or search "George Carlin germs".

[@Dezdichado1000]

Even if we ignore the fact that he was way ahead of his times with his intelligence, humor etc etc, he also had a way with words like no one else ever had.

[@nimmernomma8830]

ahhhhh, a way with words

[@ATFprdepartment]

5:12 exhibit A

[@thecpmr6276]

7:41 or the beginning part of life is worth losing are great examples. He'd be a weirdly good poet, I think.

[@NO-gh4qp]

youtube A Modern Man - George Carlin or his first bit off Life Is Worth Losing. Phenomenal spoken word fr

[@applejacks971]

On his 'A Place for my Stuff' album, he literally stated just that. He said "I'm ahead of my time. The problem is, I'm only about 10 minutes ahead" :)

[@justlooking4771]

Holy shit. Watching this in July 2023 and he was spot on!

[@pedroking8202]

George Carlin is the most under rated comedian of all time for being a genius!!

[@jerrygoldfarb7739]

Under rated? I disagree-any serious critic of people like him put him on Mt. Rushmore-he was a social/cultural critic using stand up as his delivery mechanism-saw a special about him recently and all the comedians without exception rated George as the greatest ever

[@noddle045]

“rectangular states are cheaper to fence, saves the taxpayers some money” lmfao. You can tell he’s thought really hard about this lol.

[@khalilrahme5227]

He'd been doing this for 40 years or something.

[@procompsys]

If they touch each other and have common borders, yes. For all other cases: Of all rectangles with same circumference, the square covers the greatest area. Taking ALL shapes with same circumference into account, the CIRCLE covers the greatest area!

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@procompsys Hexagons. Hexagons are the shape that fences in the largest continuously touching areas with the least circumferences. Not squares.

[@k1ln1k37]

More thought than our actual government puts into non-hypothetical engagements lol

[@michaelbarlow6610]

@@davidwuhrer6704 . But, as George Carlin would point out, there are no hexagonal-shaped states!

[@thatcrystalpie]

G: "They gotta go over to Utah." Everyone: * laughing * that one guy: *dELAWARE!*

[@JoeyTofMetroMusic]

That one guy was very annoying. He yelled a couple of times during the performance.

[@omega1575]

“People who live out where the busses don’t run” That one dude: “THATS ME!”

[@howardOKC]

@Rental Cyprus sorry, i was that fucking idiot. I love Utah and I don't want my state to be full of maniacs. But my ex is from Delaware.

[@christopherch]

@@howardOKC ok!

[@AlexOtto]

@@howardOKC Ex is from Delaware ahahahaha. Now that makes a lot more sense 🤣🤣🤣

[@brianblumenreich9026]

George Carlin TRULY KNEW HIS WAY AROUND DIFFERENT SUBJECTS IN HIS STAND-UP ROUTINES!

[@morrismoore1892]

This man was one of a kind.

[@SirParcifal]

My father introduced me to George Carlin when I was 11 years old. My mom was soooo pissed. While other fathers were taking their daughters to dances and treating them like princesses, my Vietnam Vet dad made me watch George Carlin; John Belusi, Sam Kenison, Richard Pryor, and taught me how to work on my car; paint, clean a pool and mow a lawn. Thank you dad for introducing me to the 2nd greatest man on Earth! RIP POPS

[@ahpacific]

Good dad!

[@trythinkingforachange4201]

Forget Kinison, the rest were good except Carlin - he was great.

[@dittokitty85]

Likewise but grandpa ww2 instead. Plus rated R movies too lol.🕯

[@honeygfunkypish8404]

I live your dad

[@unboy915]

damn, is you dad Chuck Norris? lol

[@krypticunlimited6925]

0:56 "The only thing you give them is lethal weapons and live ammunition-" *FucK EM!!*

[@lickdacat2]

THIS IS A TRULY INCREDIBLE IDEA THAT WOULD BALANCE THE BUDGET QUICKLY WHILE REMOVING THE WORST CRlMlNAL SCUM OF S0ClETY. IT WILL CREATE FOUR MOSTLY CH0C0LATE STATES WHICH WILL MAKE A CERTAIN GROUP OF OVERLY PRlVlLEGED "PE0PLE" HAPPY AS HELL.

[@klutz3955]

There's another one later on "THATS ME"

[@alexgreen1559]

@@lickdacat2 I hope you like Utah...

[@55187706344]

@@alexgreen1559 lol

[@freindlycannuck1591]

Wow not only was he one of the top stand-up comics of his time but shit he could see in the future! Just an amazing man!

[@neverpass04]

Carlin’s hypothetical story telling is unmatched

[@mrgames4people]

4:41 "The ones who live out where the busses don't run" "THATS ME" 😂

[@diggitydoo5836]

mrgames4people To be fair, it's because America has no public transport. Almost everyone lives where buses don't run.

[@bradleycotton3237]

mrgames4people Said Bertie to Thomas.

[@theghost1234100]

David Ullman if you think it is bad in the US then try it here, i can walk faster to school than taking the bus and i have 3,5 miles

[@dezmonddurham7366]

Off to Utah with you

[@aristogan]

Carlin told Playboy in 2005 that he looked forward to an afterlife where he could watch the decline of civilization on a "heavenly CNN." "The world is a big theatre-in-the round as far as I'm concerned, and I'd love to watch it spin itself into oblivion," he said. "Tune in and watch the human adventure."

[@jackvanderpool3417]

George isn't in Heaven

[@synthwavedreamin2268]

no hes dead

[@trythinkingforachange4201]

There is no heaven Jack. It's all an imaginary story from an ancient book written to control others (like ALL religions)

[@EC-pl3px]

That’s religious people belong with the crazies in Utah

[@EC-pl3px]

The majority of people are religious today, (stupid). No wonder everyone are slaves.

[@alexcrawford5350]

“The ones who live out where the buses don’t run.” *“THAT’S MEEE!”*

[@10rrtyyssx769]

This dude really is a master. Dark comedic and satirical storytelling at its finest

[@su-san675]

"The rapists and molesters - those hopeless romantics..."

[@spanishinquisition4616]

"who are so full of love, they end up getting a lil on ya, usually on your leg."

[@jstravelers4094]

The Trumps of the world who get away with everything.

[@ninearthify]

RIP George Carlin. Hero of those who were not born to be mindless consumers.

[@basilmweramakokha9557]

ninearthify so you're a mindful consumer.. good for you 🙂

[@grandmasterhashmixtapemast910]

That guy probably has a broken wrist from patting himself on the back so much.

[@kaptaintrips]

What guy?

[@grandmasterhashmixtapemast910]

"RIP George Carlin. Hero of those who were not born to be mindless consumers". Self-congratulatory as fuck.

[@yankee2666]

In other words, you're broke.

[@georgejordan5611]

Side splitting humor! George Carlin always put me in tears with his comic delivery!

[@vijabhinav]

This is so beautiful. Such a mirror of society as it is. Violent and predatory yet calm and cultured. Animalistic yet civilized.

[@capmendonca]

This is how you hear the truth without getting depressed

[@joechapman2981]

Exactly Charles. I get freaked out sometimes hearing this crap on the news

[@volcryndarkstar3283]

4:40 "The ones who live out where the busses don't run." "THAT'S ME!!!" 🤣

[@cryterion7770]

I was hoping somebody in the comments noticed it too 😂

[@billyboy4797]

same at 1:00

[@cadlewhitney3276]

That guy was annoying

[@dariushlarijani8083]

@@cadlewhitney3276 how? this is just comedy.

[@cadlewhitney3276]

@@dariushlarijani8083 That guy was yelling through his entire set.

[@dam6075]

A man gone too soon, An absolute comedic genius. May you rest in peace and I hope you make God laugh as hard as you made all of us laugh

[@morbidmanmusic]

You selfish creep. He didn't believe in god and thought you all were stupid. He grew up. Don't inflict your pathetic god on the man when he is dead. He can't defend himself now...

[@msmaelia1733]

I’mkuj

[@moonscar119]

I left too late. His final 2 years were just awful material. I saw a 2007 show and he openly admitted he realized earlier in the week his material was 90% about death. It wad dark and not funny. And he was all over the place. Not sharp as a tak like he was the year before

[@topsouter]

This Guy was a true Master of Comedy.. took you on a walk with him for every joke and put 'life' in it's place.. loved him.. Ricky Gervais is the only one to come close for me.. raises a glass to George.. cheers!

[@kenkaplan3654]

Gervais who I like has gone off a cliff and likes to provoke without a point. I saw Carlin do that just once.

[@streakydrip8792]

"We don't have time for rational solutions" I felt that hard.

[@uditbhatia4196]

I must have watched this like 200 times in past 10 years and honestly, I think this stand-up deserves a Nobel prize for comedy and writing.

[@donwilcox728]

I could see reading this in a book and being amazed at the writing.

[@sandraalegria3439]

He his so transparent. The truth .

[@plasmodesma7569]

Easily one of the best pieces of stand-up comedy of all time.

[@blissfulhumanoid9536]

One of the greatest comedians of all time!

[@Equitay]

4:45 "The ones out where the buses don't run.." "Thats me!" Hahahah

[@Mazaroth]

+Equitay That guy is fucking awesome, he keeps yelling the loudest all the time on this show :D

[@Equitay]

He is hilarious. Sitting beside him would have been great XD Mazaroth

[@russellwalker3830]

A unique insight into the mind of a heckler. Please continue.

[@guikirsch9758]

A few seconds later some other dude made some hilarious noise

[@Furykidxxx]

The case when the hecklers can actually be funny! :D

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

“Next, drug addicts and alcoholics.” *The Gang Goes to Colorado*

[@KarlMySuitcase]

I mean trees? Everywhere trees? What the hell is this place?

[@louispride7695]

Iasip?

[@honestone490]

I think every US President needs an advisor like George Carlin. Someone who can keep the President well grounded and off kilter at the same time.

[@bdr5150]

One of the true kings of comedy!! He was awesome!!

[@B0NY_HAWK]

There will never be another George Carlin. This man was so ahead of his time.

[@txmale1977]

Political correctness killed Comedy

[@CamRebires]

There will never be a time that matches him, that motherfucker was truly larger-than-life

[@markcarey67]

Tim Dillon is pretty much the closest as far as contemporary comedians

[@CamRebires]

@@markcarey67 dude's never had an original clever thought, he's just a fat kid angry at everything. If Alex Jones didn't read. No comparison to mighty G.

[@chrislaprise7745]

Amen Bony!

[@Isaac0110]

4:43 Did anyone notice someone yell "that's me." When he talked about crazy people?

[@haydengroover590]

Came down here to see if anyone else did lol

[@Murderbation]

This was back when people weren't offended if they were made fun of 😂

[@brienmaybe.4415]

He was wearing a bugs bunny outfit during this taping.

[@ElusivEnigma]

His message went over SO MANY HEADS....

[@davegreenlaw5654]

I was laughing so hard that I was in tears. Miss his comedy genius.

[@hazelXin223]

"The ones who live out where the buses don't run. " "THAT'S ME!!"

[@SupaBlank]

Ha holy shit Carlin predicted reality TV and colorado as a drug state, lookout naustrodamous

[@goaway8871]

Not hard to predict "reality TV" when Survivor was already on the air, and MTVs Real World had been around for over a decade.

[@SuperSaltydog77]

mrcannfodder,smoking weed IS the zombie apocolypse

[@b.a2921]

John Denver

[@SupaBlank]

Go Away holy shit your right, i forgot about those trainwrecks.

[@5secondstudio771]

Actually he was parodying a Kurt Russell movie.

[@jonerrek7806]

I still remember Carlin on the Ed Sullivan show. I was in high school. He came on stage as the Hippie Dippie Weather Man. I was glued to every word he uttered. Absolutely cracked me up and I have been a fan ever since.

[@pearlschoice1988]

Same here! Al Sleet, the hippy dippy weather man. 😬🥳😂

[@e.foster1284]

OMG. I'd forgotten how funny, and brilliant, he was. Can't imagine what he'd do with today's comedic opportunity!

[@richardbarry04553]

Somehow George Carlin’s brilliance was such that his words just age like the finest wine - no one knew just how right he was about everything

[@TheAtkey]

We knew. I think he wants to be said "my job is to remind you of things you forgot to laugh at" or something to that effect couldn't find the exact quote.

[@kaymedra6665]

Absolutely!

[@J5mobile]

If you think about it. He predicted Colorado Now everybody's getting stoned

[@natepark2973]

"A lot of tattoos, a lot of teeth broken off at the gumline. The True face of America." LMAO

[@randyaldridge4414]

whats your face look like

[@bradleycotton3237]

Nate Park Said Thomas’s driver.

[@raylemieux3477]

Seen him live three times and never a disappointment ❤

[@dstyKchp]

4:41 I heard a "that's me!"

[@ryanolink5054]

If he was still alive his Twitter account would be the most famous account ever I love it😭

[@ericbarkewitz7586]

He wouldn't have a Twitter account

[@27jerry27]

Twitter wouldn't allow that...lol

[@theflipper404]

@ProteusXF nah I don't think they would cancel him, he was actually pretty liberal lol.

[@jaidendeprez1842]

wbt John Lennon?

[@anormalguy511]

@@theflipper404 He wasn't even liberal he was pretty close to being a communist. His views were really close to the likes of Noam Chomsky

[@Mad9977]

"...predators, degenerates, crackheads and fruitcakes..." lmao 😂

[@purplekitkatemily]

2019 in a nutshell

[@lickdacat2]

THIS IS A TRULY INCREDIBLE IDEA THAT WOULD BALANCE THE BUDGET QUICKLY WHILE REMOVING THE WORST CRlMlNAL SCUM OF S0ClETY. IT WILL CREATE FOUR MOSTLY CH0C0LATE STATES WHICH WILL MAKE A CERTAIN GROUP OF OVERLY PRlVlLEGED "PE0PLE" HAPPY AS HELL.

[@joemarshall4226]

Didn't Geprge had an addiction problem with cocaine? Maybe he should go and be their entertainment....

[@theultimatebro9278]

@@lickdacat2 someone stick this guy in Utah

[@Xyx524]

Woooohhhh ahaha

[@erikahentschke5208]

So astute, so memorable, wonderful ideas, sadly missed.

[@gandalfthegray7349]

I love the "THAT'S ME!" from an audience member at 4:44, when Carlin is talking about Maniacs.

[@davidmcmichael8843]

George Carlin was a true gift to humanity, and this is my favorite bit by him. 😂🤣😂

[@tomh3652]

My favorite is a list of people that outta be killed. It is funny as hell.

[@niranjannaik8787]

Oh... You Are so right

[@niranjannaik8787]

Absolutely

[@anamericanpatriot1026]

George: "The ones who live out where the buses dont run." Some dude: "THAT'S ME!!"

[@rockroll3065]

George Carlin: Maniacs, the ones that live out where the buses don’t go Some random guy in the audience: That’s Me!

[@mojojim6458]

You move everybody out of Kansas. You give them a couple hundred dollars for the inconvenience. Brilliant.

[@davethelong5093]

I love the guy who shouted "That's me!" when George started talking about the crazy people

[@Laverti12345]

It was annoying

[@DockingFreidmanRecords]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@francispeltonen3772]

A true comedic genius. I miss this guy. Ninety nine percent of the comics today couldn't hold a Candle to him.❤

[@chocolatefrogs1992]

Prophetic! One of the greatest natural stand up comics ever

[@halimahjedani7477]

how strangely prophetic bout Colorado... ;-)

[@TRVBAL]

I was thinking the same thing!!!

[@peteroz7332]

Not prophetic => they watched his show and said 'good idea, why not, let's try it'

[@rtaha93]

7

[@kylealexander7893]

Halimah Jedani hahaha I know right?

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

But Colorado is quite decent and beautiful... take Nebraska instead

[@shrilleth]

4:45 "THAT'S ME!"

[@gothamsmostwantedclownbitc7107]

I was wondering if anybody else heard it.

[@jessefuck3]

Hahah nah your 1:55

[@justtalk5970]

5:07 "BDDDDOOO!!!"

[@zirak93]

Jesse K THAT'S ME! xD I bet you find interesting things like that on rule34. xD

[@kythenfloyd7207]

He coulda been my president he wouldnt ever leave office...

[@BDBrawler77]

This is the best special he ever produced as far as I'm concerned that I love this one

[@wingsoffiergirl1279]

George was ahead of his time. Boy would he have endless material today and nothing was taboo.

[@pholtable]

the world is at a loss without this philosopher !

[@taleleny5999]

Back when George was listened to, no one was in charge...Just like now.

[@tysonromaniuk7674]

Tale Leny he didn't really fall out of the public eye. he died

[@taleleny5999]

Tyson Romaniuk He's not dead, look at how many views these George Carlin videos receive, he's live-er than ever.

[@tysonromaniuk7674]

Tale Leny he passed away june 22 2008

[@taleleny5999]

Tyson Romaniuk And yet he's still living. Look at the views.

[@jonsnor4313]

.. just like now, best quote.

[@JadeB628]

I definitely support his plan. today more than ever before.

[@Markkaiseriii]

God this might have to be my favorite Carlin bit.

[@scottallen7212]

It’s so hard to choose

[@bluerox3]

You know he basically describes Black Friday lines.

[@bubbastill2040]

You just made me laugh out loud in April !