[FF14] Totally Accurate Guide to Lalafell

[@scottkeough7126]

Important to note that evilness in a Lalafell can usually be gauged by their level of facial hair

[@K41ZR]

Little known fact tank lalafells are the hardest to cook, for we put up the greatest fight.

[@Rhigitar]

Lalafell tanks are indeed difficult to cook. I advise placing your lalafell tank directly in an oven with little prep beforehand. Their tough exterior then actually helps in the cooking process acting as tinfoil assisting in the baking process. Do not mind what sounds like screaming. That's just air escaping from within the armor, I swear.

[@nopenotmemaam228]

My uncle managed to escape last week. He was screaming "it burns!! The salt and pepper burns!!". Tough times.

[@oligb1469]

lalafell healers are small enough to be pocket healers

[@Rhigitar]

ba-dum-tish

[@Deathbytroll]

Guide to Lalafell or "the finer points of Irish cooking"

[@Rhigitar]

That... is a pretty good one.

[@melissagodwin1594]

Well done. 👌🏼

[@KageJason]

they be laughing til the lala monk punches your toe in with minimal effort and it feels like you stompped on lego.

[@randomizer1666]

This is why I lancer main.. A toothpick in the eye is a horrible way to die...

[@KageJason]

@@randomizer1666 if you're going with the regular dragoon armors with spikes, then picking you up is a danger, like an echidna or a hedgehog Too spiky to touch

[@leonkennedy6206]

This made me laugh more than it should have

[@k1champ9]

dont forget that lalas are mostly free ranged and unmarinated. it is hard to find the wild ones in the open field

[@Rhigitar]

How could I forget to mention the importance of free range lalafell! Not only do we believe this makes them happier (granted, we are still studying if Lalafell can feel happiness beyond having gil in their hands) but also because man... Do they cook so much better. We encourage you to contact your local authorities if you do encounter wild lalafell... So we can round them up and send them off for taste testing.

[@professionalfangster1510]

You forgot to mention how they evolved to transmit diseases by looking cute. Everyone pets them, and that's one of the newly found ways that Lalafell can reproduce, by transmitting a parasite via petting. On a serious note, I've never played this game but this video was pretty good. It needs much more than 85 views.

[@Rhigitar]

Hmm... This hypothesis by reproduction via petting is an astounding theory... A similar disease has been seen in the Miqo'te population. Dubbed Toxoplasma gondii, this makes them appear cuter and makes the general population more at ease around them.... Could... Could the Lalafell have evolved a similar method but for mass reproduction?! Terrifying... Thank you! I hope more people find this stuff. It's a ton of fun making these and it really is so motivating when people say they enjoy the videos.

[@taruthemenace]

Rude to call it a disease, they're just our lalarvae. Though I have heard the actual lalamorphosis can be quite painful.

[@kuronaialtani]

There’s a reason all my lala’s gearsets are named around beating in your legs Hot Foot, Ankle Breaker, Bane of Shins, Knee Snapper, etc. Apex predator right here

[@proffittusmc]

That's it I'm starting a revolution. All Lalafell are to report to the Lalapop Guild for bite training immediately. 😂

[@yoggerzzz]

As a lala main, I'm terrified xD

[@Rhigitar]

Don't be terrified! Be delicious

[@Mimi-sh1em]

Same!!!! XD

[@Deadpool_the_Merc_with_a_Mouth]

Same. :D

[@TakeItEasy2019]

Soooo basically Lalas are closely related to WH40K Orks but smaller, more adorable, but equally as deadly. Neat.

[@Rytonic69]

probably more deadly

[@DangoSings]

I play as a lalafell and i am soooo very very very traumatized right now~~

[@awkwardliiwastaken]

... Brand Sticker... too real

[@bean2122]

This is why I have formed lala cult ... to cook all tall ones. It's either eat or be eaten. I shall feast on the tall ones ❤

[@someoneyoumightknow2795]

Lalas friends not food :'(

[@Rhigitar]

But the rest of them are

[@Rytonic69]

I don't have any lalafell friends because my mom says I shouldn't play with my food

[@drunemeton]

I choose Lalafell so I could have Tallies touch my head when they pat me.

[@vindoodles7346]

Purpel Nurpel killed me rofl

[@Darkishappy_2872]

as a lalafell myself i also do enjoy consuming lalafell meals once in a while, as a treat

[@darkpaw1522]

Fear. Oh no. Not fear. We are welcomed. Our darkness is hidden. No one will believe you. - Zen

[@turgidbanana]

Lalafell mushroom risotto with lalafell rib roast. 🥰

[@Rhigitar]

now you're just making me hungry

[@KenanVonKaiser]

The Best Race!

[@WillowTitov]

Lalafell are friends, not food! D:

[@pascalheinrich3990]

No

[@AnvilMAn603]

Lalafell Master Race

[@jameswest9684]

you shall not eat us bad humen bad we are not food O_O

[@Rhigitar]

Not just food! Researchers have discovered that Lalafell make for excellent sports equipment. They are aerodynamically perfect to be a football! Plus the flailing of limbs actually helps push the ball slightly further! Truely, there is no end to the wonder and usefulness of you little vegetables.

[@jameswest9684]

@@Rhigitar haha what server are you on also some lalafells run the mafia 😇

[@Rhigitar]

@@jameswest9684 Middy server is best server! Only a rotten potato would run in a mafia! We all know what must be done to rotten potatoes... The tragic waste of Teledji Adeledji is indicative of that. Never let your potato go rotten! Such a waste of a good potato...

[@jameswest9684]

@@Rhigitar my maria is on exodus 🙂 we had to remake i am a very evil lala Muhahahahahaha

[@MidnightMagpie73]

I'll show you vegetable ._. *angreh barbarian lala raaaaage*

[@Nate_McD]

This video was…. Ooo LaLa Thanks for the content, you have a new subscriber!

[@Droid15243Z]

They're basically Advanced Potatoes!

[@telenNG]

As somebody plays as a lala and also somebody's massively into 40K saying that are reproductive cycle is similar to that of orcs in the dark future I'm kind of ok with XD

[@zayl07]

What the heck, man? **angry potato noises**

[@valkyrieregalia]

I'm starting to think you aren't a qualified Zoologist.

[@Rhigitar]

Hey listen here, that website charged me 50 000 gil for that degree.

[@RionCousland]

based on the comments you seem to have a lalafel fanbase(myself included), are you sure it's wise to eat them? consider me subscribed, definitely interested to see this channel grow. Also touch Nanamo and you as well as the other races will know what's like to be food thats a lalapromise

[@actuallogic6411]

"I'm pretty dead, kiddo". Me too lol

[@redreaver5598]

I cannot understand why you don't have more views and subs, your content is great.

[@Rhigitar]

Teeny tiny channel... Just gotta hope the KZbin algorithms are kind to me and folks who find me like/comment/sub. That helps promote the videos more, and thus more people finding the stuff, and the loop continues. But the channel is actually growing faster than I thought it would! I just hope I can keep it up and release more videos at a pace you guys are okay with. The little community I have and comments I get really do help drive me to make more.

[@redreaver5598]

@@Rhigitar I only just stumbled onto your channel myself a few days ago. Hopefully the Endwalker hype and people watching more ffxiv videos because of it, helps a bit with people finding your channel. That's how I found it anyway. Here's hoping the algorithm is good to you.

[@jijipoid]

no one knows how to cook Lalafell better than other Lalafell..

[@robertbartley2409]

What do you do when they have a gun

[@ragnose1]

be nice to lalas

[@myaastmyaast6541]

The dunes folk Me: reaper leviathan

[@Paz_Cazador]

Is there a lala minion pet?

[@Narifamen]

Commenting for the KZbin gods. Don't mind me.

[@michaell3302]

As a lala main i love you and hate you

[@minhngai8243]

lol that diagram looks like ORKs spore from 40k

[@Rhigitar]

it may or may not have been an adaption of the orkoid cocoons.

[@ryanandmelissabrooks5013]

LOL that intro :)

[@emublanket]

hey look at that bp youre on the thumbnail!!!!

[@SniperKing-O]

7:26 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!? SUBSCRIBED!!!!!

[@jamescah9230]

Coming up on 2 years old, and I just started the game, yet you called out my name. Also I am not ever in any way a troll

[@madambutterfly1997]

You take back all those distasteful comments about us being evil. Just because a group of lalafell is called a conspiracy, that doesn't mean we're evil

[@Sharea-Yang]

hope you all get heartburn from me :P

[@AeltgenXIV]

You need like 100x more subscribers way awesome

[@Hannibal_Grim]

:O !!! /panic

[@evieyorisou2586]

Oi lalafells are friends not food

[@themirrorofthetruth2055]

Potatoes are tubers not vegetables

[@Mogfails]

I subbed but as a lala main I'm scared... I think that catboy and that au ra girl im friends with only keep me for food supply.

[@andylarkin5779]

The other other white meat.

[@DenpaKei]

NOT FOOD

[@mionmayu6241]

cute i was thinking of changing to a lalababy for BLM , i believe i will