FIESTA PAIL MADNESS MECHWARRIOR ONLINE STREAM HIGHLIGHTS.

#BATTLETECH #MECHWARRIOR #MONTAGE
Edited by this man! / @thecourtesyflush
Music by Epidemic Sound:
ALSO OTHER Music: EPIDEMIC SOUND ATTRIBUTION
Production Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound www.epidemicsound.com
I AM A TERRIBLE LEADER. But sometimes inspirational. This was taken from a stream. Streams are things I do badly. Watch at your own peril as I play Mechwarrior Online and convince random people to leave me alone with the power of my voice.
Mechwarrior online is a game that's free and its on steam. Yes, its a free steam game. Yes there's a pay-wall in that you must pay them to get mechs faster. Sometimes junk is on sale and its cheaper. Sometimes its not. But overall, Mechwarrior online is okay with friends. There's a lot of games that are okay with friends, but mechwarrior online is the game thats only okay with friends that I'm playing right now.
Just play mechwarrior online if you want to. If not, play something else. My editor put this together because he's cool like that. He also punched a hole in four babies. His power is growing. GROWING!.
On Mechwarrior Online my Handle is TEXICUS and joining the BPL, well, you have to figure that out.
TL;DR - Mechwarrior online is pretty okay. Roguetech is also great. Battletech I love forever. Mechs 4 Lyfe, SON!
/ bpltex This is a patreon. It's where supporters go.

[@tomd2666]

"I am fighting like that third monkey on the ramp up to Noah's ark" Sweet jesus that's my newest, favorite thing.

[@DHTheAlaskan]

"I died as I lived" "Raving like a madman?" Truer words were never spoken.

[@BriantheSane]

That was the most realistic depiction of life aboard a mercenary DropShip I've ever seen... Hats off, sirs.

[@boomboompow1249]

Of a mercenary that is fueled by vodka

[@mehmarcus1995]

Fiesta Pail Madness *Allow your MechWarriors to cook the stuff in the package* Tex has gained 1 injury Literally any others have gained 1 injury Catch has died Neoviking has died Morale has increased by 1

[@willdavis3802]

Including the one dude with black painted nails to be edgy.

[@haineko1101]

@@boomboompow1249 as if there was any other kind

[@arixander7913]

You all probably dont care but does someone know a tool to get back into an Instagram account?? I somehow lost my password. I would appreciate any tricks you can offer me!

[@hawkslight]

"Listen, I am fightin' like that third monkey on the ramp up to Noah's Ark and it's starting to RAIN BROTHER!" Truly, a greater use of literary allegory we have not seen in our time.

[@khaosterminator]

up voted for killing a madcat mk II in an urbanmech :P

[@KMCA779]

I solo'd a stalker in my Urbie.... and he saw me coming. Remember folks, leg armor is NOT optional. (especially not 20 points of it in an assault.)

[@jonathanpudim]

Not just a urbanmech, but a renowned tactical spy urbanmech XD

[@makeeye2867]

@@KMCA779 that stalker might have been me

[@QuestionableObject]

*Cries in clanner*

[@veeot_dragon300]

you sire are a Hero Tex, headshots to all the Clanner scum out there. that was so funny.

[@Skepperly]

As a fellow owner of a colon and/or sphincter, I'm compelled to petition to designate the Fiesta Pail as a WMD: Weapon of Mighty Diarrhea

[@GhostBear3067]

WMC- Weapon of Massive Constipation. Seriously, with all those preservatives that is the more likely effect. Damn thing is probably banned under the Ares Conventions.

[@dannylamb456]

It certainly looks like a chemical weapon

[@RRVCrinale]

@@GhostBear3067Enough synthetic material to make you count as a Manei Domini during digestion, quiaff?

[@GhostBear3067]

@RRVCrinale I was about to say there is insufficient metal but I am not confident in such a claim.

[@RouterChain]

​@@GhostBear3067 You know what? ...Ares Suggestions.

[@jabur7]

17:42 Urbanmech destroys MadCat MKII with guerrila tactics. (Holovid. Battle of Tukayyd)

[@Gillymonster18]

*sees “Fiesta Pail Madness” “Oh this’ll be good” *Sees 20 minute runtime “Oh fuck yeah.” *has 12 pack now from laughing so much

[@michaelsolomon3496]

The sound of absolute horror and dismay in Tex's voice when the first guy to try the beans said they weren't bad 😂

[@jokerstix66]

there should be an honest to god legitimate battle tech book, the entire book is Tex Retelling the story of the time he killed a Mad-Cat MK2 with an Urban Mech

[@GhostBear3067]

But who should write it?🤔

[@stopmotiongarage220]

@@GhostBear3067 Boatbomber should write it.

[@bcgambit80]

I pity the poor proctologist that has to witness the aftermath of Fiesta Pail....

[@jensaversjo316]

Wonder if that's the entrance exam into becoming a proctologist? Or just the punishment you get when your colleagues hate you. "Okay, you go and deal with the Fiesta Pail incident."

[@Meeko1010100112]

So, the fiesta pail is actually real. Dear God.

[@taylorkitchens578]

I didn't expect it either

[@robrib2682]

I'm still surprised that he didn't eat the pail, it being a closer approcamation to food and all

[@rahulshah1408]

The pail is the only useful part.

[@octopunch9300]

As a Mexican, the fiesta pail offends every mexican sensibility I have... What abomination is this even?

[@26th_Primarch]

@@octopunch9300 American

[@justmutantjed]

I have eaten some of those "just add water" things before. I regretted it. Repeatedly. Over the course of SIX HOURS.

[@krisvires]

I almost choked on my drink as you slowly changed from Macho Man, to Sheriff Buford T. Justice, and back again... Well Done Sir. :)

[@theblackpantslegion]

sometimes I have me some drank

[@rosietsureai6963]

Oh dear god... The fiesta pail didn't come with ready made tortillas? WTF? I know you boys aren't chef's, but it hurts me to see masa being treated like that.

[@HoveringNebula]

You know, for what it's worth I actually did tell some friends about Fiesta Pail after this. They were mad that I did, but they have to live with the knowledge now like the rest of us.

[@GhostBear3067]

The Urbanmech will henceforth be known as the "Fiesta Pail of Madness"

[@asgrahim9164]

If you ever get an Urbanmech in MWO, you are hereby required by space law to name it the Fiesta Pail

[@GrenadeMcSticki]

This fiesta pail footage is even more terrifying than Tex described.

[@Sgt_Glory]

I can see the news at 6 now: "Devastation has been wrought on this quiet neighbourhood In a bowel movement law enforcement officials have deemed 'Apocalyptic'..."

[@clayendfield4850]

Somehow Tex made post apocalyptic Tex Mex look appetizing. All it took was grandma Tex’s secret ingredient: Guns.

[@rosietsureai6963]

Urban Cop: He's a loose cannon. Because he doesn't have arms to hold the RAC-5

[@YukonWilleh]

The reason Hes taking time off? He hasnt gotten off the toilet since eating fiesta pail

[@Pathetic_Dart]

Tex is like that one guy in the party who speaks nonsense but he makes his nonsense so glorious. Especially with that manly voice he has.

[@1228carlito]

The food segment was hard to watch...........until i realized i wasn't eating it HAHAHAHA

[@Dwarf_Lord_Thoden]

This channel is gold

[@theblackpantslegion]

bronze, at best

[@Dwarf_Lord_Thoden]

I don't know man, not many people who willingly risk dysentery to fake shill a product.

[@Shotgun_Gospel]

It should be ironic that the most American meal known to man is just full of Mexican food. But I'm not feeling it. Fiesta Pail is what you bring into The Chernobyl Exclusion Zone if you don't want Ivan to steal your lunch because even Stalkers have bare minimums.

[@joskarifinaukr6503]

Not for nothing, but the name FIESTA Pail should have been your first clue as to its contents.

[@RRVCrinale]

Note how the whole Legion felt the need to hold that spread at gunpoint. They knew what they were dealing with.

[@JohnSmith-uz6xo]

The national British pastime is getting grumpy and mad about things and then not actually doing anything. For more information see the entire brexit process.

[@SirusDiarota]

British here. Can confirm.

[@Gothmetalhead13]

Eh, its not that so much as we love to gripe. About everything. Especially the weather. Speaking of which it was too damn cold and wet last week and now its fooking boiling and dry.

[@orionhan2431]

American Independence: Step 1 = Throw tea into sea to piss off British Step 2 = Kill soldiers that british send Step 3 = Gain Independence UK Independence: Step 1 = Cry about vote Step 2 = Go back to Step 1

[@trisjack82]

Orion Han forgot the flammable White House trick

[@maramagnus2587]

@@trisjack82 Those things happened at different times, and the White House was Canada.

[@JohnSmith-uz6xo]

"Urban Cop: When it's time to take out the trash, send a walking trash can."

[@cannibalpenguin19]

You would have thought we had just been served a Fiesta Pail at my house when the 3rd monkey on the ramp to Noah's Arch came on, there was rolling on the floor in pain, lots of tears and I'm pretty sure somebody shit themselves!

[@Gorbz]

As an English person, I do not get mad. I get disappointed to the point of having to write a strongly worded letter!

[@allenmorgan1007]

Would it push you towards madness if I admitted that I, too, use Earl Grey to make iced tea?

[@Gorbz]

*Writes a strong letter about using PG Tips as a more economicaly viable alternative*

[@JimBobJoeB0b]

Expected from the people who used to war by lining up and firing inaccurate pellet guns, with the occasional ball dance because that’s how negotiation works.

[@potatoradio]

CZ-75 & 1911! My cereal only came with a plastic boat. C&Rsemel uses patented plastic pokie to point to things on guns, Tex uses another gun... Even Steve1989MRE won't touch fiesta pail. & he ate civil war hardtack I mean literal civil war hardtack, & lives on ww2 c-rats...

[@Solon_The_Lich]

"Alright let's get this out into a tray" -Steve1989's last words

[@Relyk714]

Still looks more appetizing than the veggie omelet MRE's

[@hoteleight4217]

When you look in the box and realize those are the only ones left and choose to starve.

[@GhostBear3067]

@@hoteleight4217 or decide to eat the box instead.

[@JimBobJoeB0b]

Veggie what?

[@defiantance]

@@JimBobJoeB0b If you don't know, you have lived a blessed life.

[@JimBobJoeB0b]

defiantance Please, tell me, what is a “veggie omelet?”

[@Hippie629]

14:35 "Sir I am compelling you to lay down your weapons!" Begins shooting him with an Rotary AC/5 Yep very Capellan.

[@ostegonation]

Huh... I thought it was kind of obvious Tex: The hard streets are filled with hard truth. It takes a special kind of cop to clean up the streets of Solaris, in a trash can. ;)

[@BlaineCraner]

I'm falling in love with this channel. You guys feel like so awesome people to hang out with. ;_;

[@theblackpantslegion]

we can be

[@michaelgmail5968]

I'm glad that using an M9 as a hammer is universal.

[@Schregger]

**Sees a bunch of guns in video, orders 1000 rounds of 5.56.**

[@flare9757]

I was reminded how much I love this channel. It is chaotic good and I LOVE IT!

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

Fiesta Pail: "UUNGH, OH GOD, AT LEAST IT WAS CHEAP."

[@Doomwolf82002]

$54.98-$86.49 isn't cheap.

[@drakkenmensch]

Killing that Mad Cat while piloting a Brave Little Toaster earned you my upvote, good sir!

[@Jaseon747]

one year later and im still laughing my ass off as you rave like a madman.

[@EnsignGeneric]

Given the choice of everything in the bucket, I think I would have tried to eat the revolver first.

[@wolfo1931]

Boomer Shooters, CZ75's, Urbie, Macho Man, and toilet shattering dumps. This is the quality content I expect from Tex.

[@Nonsensical_Mecha]

Earl Grey Sweet Tea = Tea elixir of the Urbanmech gods.

[@remx15]

Tex and the BPL are the best thing on KZbin

[@elete0447]

Fiesta Pail: For When You Run Out Of Enema.

[@shekelsteintheshellshocked7000]

"boomer shooter" that thing won 2 world wars ya know!!!

[@blackops555]

MUH .45!!!

[@Skepperly]

STOPPIN' POWAAAAHHH

[@cropathfinder]

nah i am pretty sure it just kept jamming trough 2 world wars

[@shekelsteintheshellshocked7000]

@Tech Priest omnissiah's grace! A tech priest!

[@veeot_dragon300]

@@cropathfinder hey now my M1911 was carried from north africa to normandy by my great uncle (he survived the war only to die in a motorcycle wreck a few weeks after getting home, the pistol was passed down to me by my grandfather when i turned 18). it has never once jammed and still shoots like a dream.

[@samblackwood4525]

"I need a pointer" Gets handed a gun. They're mechwarriors alright. XD

[@Proto1Dude]

The amount of Freedom Seed Planters in this video is glorious! *laughs in liberty*

[@thomascruise4966]

Oh my God, Fiesta Pail is actually a real thing... It was so cringe-worthy I thought it must be some joke... but no! It's REAL... and that makes me sad.

[@kevinthefox]

That mad cat II couldn't have been more clueless. I guess its that clanner superiority kicking in!

[@harvestblades]

I've seen the sponsored by Fiesta Pail clip "because Plan A failed, & Plan B requires money.", but this is absolutely amazing!

[@TheOdst219]

Earl Grey sweet tea sounds...good. Imma try it later. Edit: I can taste, smell and remeber the pail. And I wasn't even there man.

[@Thunderchicken69]

Fiesta Pail™️, the official long range patrol MRE of the Van Zandt Militia

[@Bloodname_Gaming]

Ah man, I love Bob's Iguana Bits. Absolutely the finest and most morally sound food business in the wasteland.

[@civosborne]

Urbanmechs are the new mosin nagants

[@themightyculsh]

You should have called the fiesta pail segment "cooking with gats"

[@Firealchemist24]

That was freaking hilarious man, as a new sub I'm really enjoying the content, and hope you guys at BPL are doing well after all that awful looking food. Also, for anyone that may be wondering, the song in the urban cop segment is "Fugent" by Lupus Nocte.

[@nemamiah7832]

Inner Sphere doesn't want you. Fuck off, we're full. - I think this perfectly summarized our feelings about clanners.

[@AlVainactual]

You know what, this was insane and also the reason I am subscribed to you.

[@theblackpantslegion]

reasonable

[@Starman_Dx]

Oooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! Cream of the pail! Step into the domed circle!

[@georgesulea]

You make me want to play MechWarrior again:) It was never this fun though.

[@genericname42]

That is because the urbanmech wasn't used

[@thecollector5887]

I bought one of the survival pails but not the taco one. This is the most satisfying youtube video I've seen in days man.

[@KBraid]

12:20 i was almost expecting you to say Praise Zorg. I think i watch your SS13 vids too much, every time i hear a P i anticipate PRAISE ZORG!

[@theblackpantslegion]

praise z0rg

[@AtomicHombek]

Setting themselves up for porcelain shattering colon harmonics.

[@dayaninikhaton]

The sound of porcelain cracking abounds, but I cant hear because my ears are bleeding from barotrauma as the pressure in the room changed.

[@georgesulea]

You are the Lord Of The Urbanmechs!

[@elee1086]

Thanks Tex and BPL. Was sitting in dispair of quarintine and there was the kingdom of madness......OH YEAH!!! made my day.

[@Gillymonster18]

I think this video is still the perfect encapsulation of what the BPL and AUX is about. Glory, madness, humor, camaraderie and occasionally slightly questionable decisions.

[@michaelgimenez4032]

" I killed a Koduak in an Urbamech, your welcome, and all that happened on stream". I recall seeing duct taoe in the Urbanmech cockpit.... Says it all

[@umngyr]

Tex would make an excellent mad scientist with that laugh, i think :p

[@OfficerCharon]

"I died as a lived." "Raving like a madman?" Top. Fucking. Kek.

[@TheHarmfulOrb]

The Fiesta Pail segment was the most "bunch of guys just hanging out" thing.

[@lukascreech3229]

That manic laugh should be the definition of Infectious.

[@themightyflip]

Couldn't stop laughing, well done Sir, well done.

[@rasiabsgamingcorner2258]

I love that "I'm gonna get em....omg it's the whole team im out" scene

[@GhostBear3067]

Story of my life...

[@professorworm3426]

Captain Morgan Cannonball... Haven't seen a bottle of that in a while, I juggled them once, and my manager about shit himself. Worth it.

[@alphaandomega4422]

I wish I had grown up watching wrestling, but this is just as good, swear I'm hearing this in Randy Savage's voice

[@Lieutenant_Dude]

I learned about Fiesta Pail from Drunken Peasants back in 2015ish. It's kind of them to give you a pail to shit in immediately after you eat the "food"

[@leifisaacson4624]

I wonder if Fiesta Pail regrets sponsoring BlackPantsLegion....because i dont. It has been a positive content addition.

[@graywolfalphaone]

I ve laphed so hard so manny times. I swear it gets funnier every time I come and see it.

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

Noooooo! A Kodiak wiped out by an Urbie! The shame!!! (Well done!)

[@dr.rumack7668]

Fiesta Pail looks worse than most MRE's, yuccckkk. I'm stickin with german MRE and cat meat, if the apocalypse drops upon us.

[@manictiger]

So many people overlook the most obvious and tasty of choices: human meat. Just avoid the brains and spine and it's finger-lickin' good.

[@wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131]

Ramen is your friend too. Mr Noodle will be a god after the apocalypse.

[@shaunmcfadden7407]

Rewatching this again. "Slow and Slightly upset" Nearly cried, I was laughing so hard.

[@RoflcopterPunch]

@OP, there is no shame in OOS Barbarian walk. Sorcerer Teleport and/or Telekinesis, on the other hand... Glad to be watching this again in my life. Thanks, BPL! :D

[@khmnc]

you know, when ever you guys mentioned the fiesta pail, i always kind of imagined something like the kfc bucket but from taco bell, i never realized it was some sort of emergency ration...

[@jeffweskamp3685]

It was sold by Jim Bakker (the disgraced televangelist) for a long time. At a price of about $50 per pail. I don't think he's selling them anymore.

[@HangmanVa]

My grandmother had a closer full of this garbage. Slightly more reasonable since she lived on the coast in Florida but damn if it was practically inedible.

[@nigelsmith7366]

Tex you are a mad puppy.... Don't ever change

[@fallonsky_]

earl gray sweet tea? god damn that sounds awesome. ima make some

[@Gerald-xv1pq]

4:47 I'm fightin like that 3rd monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark, and it just started raining. PRICELESS!!!

[@NikovK]

I had my first brush with salmonella after a long splurge of BPL videos. While cycling between MWO's urban mech and the dropship's vacuum latrine, I was able to enjoy the full Fiesta Pail experience. You see, I didn't realize it was salmonella. I thought it was just an upset stomach because I took my medication on an empty stomach. Armour brand Chili with Beans; like Fiesta Pail, but pre-hydrated.

[@doc_sav]

Noble bright and kind.

[@Anthony-qe8lr]

Omg Tex, please don’t ever change.

[@GorFrag]

i just looked up fiesta pail to see about buying one... sold out. thanks 2020!!

[@veeot_dragon300]

i have watch this many times now and i wish Tex would play MWO more often. if more people would have fun with it like Tex i would play it every day. that sort of just who gives a shit RP is what we need.

[@Yacovo]

Thanks for the video,

[@dmbook]

Fiesta Pail: when you want dysentery without the Oregon Trail

[@stuartrobertson1576]

In an Innersphere full of hard Mechwarrior's and hot metal death, it takes an equally hard cop with a huge cannon and his tight, cramped little can to clean the streets.... This is Law and Order : Solaris .... *dohng dohng*

[@lordvanazir1007]

mad respect for that Madcat MK II double headshot there

[@derubersoldatx]

its an urbanmech preacher the one and the only that can make the enemy punch themselves in the face .... if they could only listen to him...I wonder how the F*ck this is not viral yet this is eFFing EPIC!!!! soo much freedom been dispensed .... lol....

[@dinodog6068]

Why didn't you mix it in the bucket? That's what the bucket is for.

[@cropathfinder]

nah its a shit bucket

[@texteel]

you mean dump everything into it and bring an industrial paint mixer or something?

[@dinodog6068]

@@texteel Yes! You've got to really destroy those bowels.

[@Solon_The_Lich]

@@dinodog6068 i guess they mixed it all into the bucket, but on the way out of their intestines

[@robrib2682]

No, the bucket is the meal. Look at that slop and tell me that's food

[@Kalebfenoir]

I don't know what's scarier; knowing that the typical Urbie has a top speed equal to a riding mower or mall floor scrubber ride-on machine... or that the K-9 cop variant can somehow kick up to nearly 100kph. When you're expecting riding mower speed, something that can suddenly catch up to a vehicle on city streets and leap over traffic just cuz it's a trashcan on legs with a ROTARY AC/5... is legit scary. LoL. Also I'm surprised that the warhorn for the K-9 isn't a 'Whoop-whoop' police siren with accompanying flashy lights.

[@GhostBear3067]

You can turn on the lights and sirens whenever you want with the "/" key, though.