Fifty Like Tweet - Segments - 02

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[@JakeandAmirPods]

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[@daiteach3505]

Gotta give Geoffrey James a lot of credit for letting these guys get a foot in the door by allowing them to guest on his podcast, "The Headgum Podcast."

[@cherryslat5702]

Yeh he really throws Amir a bone by basically having him co-host.

[@GregTurismo]

Kind and joy of Geoff

[@takatotakasui8307]

Gotta give Geoff a lot of blame

[@annalatos627]

I felt ill reading this

[@johnwhalley8270]

​@@annalatos627Your stomach must be upset. Too much undercooked rice?

[@samwell54]

I’m a Seg-manic. Honestly Seg-addicted. I am segment pilled and in my segment era 👏

[@MrSvs99]

Im now smoking segmenthols like a true segmaniac

[@JentWatches]

I agree with JACOB - when you started the podcast I thought you guys wouldn't know which segment the other one came up with, and I'd love for it to be spontaneous for one of you. I can see a lot of good comedy coming from that.

[@ZeeboBeebo]

It also could be good to split the segments to two surprise segments each and one joint idea that they’d have time to prep for

[@coffin7904]

Agreed

[@mig4266]

fifty like COMMENT

[@xHaste]

WE DESERVE THE POEMS AS A WEEKLY SEGMENT

[@jakepollard2779]

You guys need to make the poem segment from ep 1 reoccurring, most i have laughed in a while

[@VijiogFrito]

do a segment where you two venmo me 10 thousand dollars and who puts the funnier memo wins

[@HarrisontheManaDork]

My favourite segment is when Jake pays Amir $80

[@80lemon80]

28:55 petition for “close your eyes and I’ll give you a treat” to become a new weekly segment

[@leeohx7174]

How about a segment called "Would Jake Amir" and it's just Amir asking Jake if he'd do things that only Amir does in his free time or something

[@SummerLove047]

Segment idea: Cool Takes. Opinions that everyone has.

[@dolo8811]

Segment idea: You guys writing the script for "Jake & Amir: Werewolf" based on the story of Amir being lambasted for playing the game correctly at a party.

[@matiasreba]

one day we're gonna have to watch a compilation with al the Faris' name calling transitions

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

I deserve so much more than this

[@BlessedDawgz_323]

I was just diagnosed with SEGMANIA!!!!

[@jonwalters5395]

Segment ideas: - Jake and Amir each pick a movie title. You find out that the movies you’ve chosen are getting 5 more sequels, and it’s your job to come up with names for those movies. - You both take turns reading lines from J&A episodes, or completely new made up lines, and you each have to guess if you’ve used it in a video or not. (I think you’ve done something like this on IIWY.) - Hearing Test. Play each other audio clips and try to guess what the sound is. - Show and Tell. Bring something from home and talk about it, how you got it, why it’s meaningful to you, etc.

[@WorldPancake]

This podcast should have Golden Mic awards.

[@Mrfishybobboo]

Some segment ideas: bond of the week, minaj or sixx: nicki edition, Michael or Buster: Keaton edition, Cartier or arbor day, dating in LA, wax, the price of rice, jakeardy, and of course GASH CAB

[@carltonascarf7694]

I wish all laugh tracks were just Casey's off screen laugh

[@agneseditsstuff]

I second this

[@joepro4090]

We deserve so much more than this...6 segments

[@Psychol-Snooper]

"I went a little cuckoo." ~Vincent Van Gogh.

[@anthony7960]

Having the boys back on Mondays makes me so happy 🥲❤

[@joedurbin5246]

Thanks for all the help to my mental health and anxiety issues your content has given me for 10 years man you’re OLD

[@dreamassassin22]

I’m so glad you’re back and I can stop listening to all 589 episodes of If I Were You on repeat.

[@nj.2468]

As a day one: I'm really happy you two coy kings are back at it!!

[@agneseditsstuff]

The return of Sir Faris Monshi to the Headgum cinematic universe is the highlight of the year for me

[@Shellitronnn]

as m

[@mattager5548]

Y’all got such an unique sense of humor bet my buddy Parker would like this what d u guys think?

[@Mrfishybobboo]

Parker died ten years ago Matt. We were all happy to play along when we thought this was just part of your grieving process, but this has gone too far. You NEED to let go, Matt

[@takeback181]

Gonna miss fan themes but I can’t lie Farris did his thing with this one🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tylerdrama]

guys i really love this podcast. keep it up

[@RacleandRaHill]

if i were you ended before the whole OceanGate titanic submarine debacle and i was desperate to hear your guys commentary on that

[@royalkakler]

i need 6000 more of these

[@phillipbrown5042]

Love this guys! I hope you’re having a blast with it. A cool segment would be a blind wine tasting, see if you guys can figure out where it’s from! I’m a winemaker from Canada and would love to see you guys joke and go in on some wines.

[@kelkanta]

Jake should have a segment for fashion and Amir and Jake should have a segment where they carve a melon to see if it’s perfectly ripened

[@michaelretzlaff4083]

I'd love to hear ya both talk about Amir's song with Fate on Shuffle.

[@Smiththebat]

Hey. I’m still part of the Cleanliness Army!

[@Handwoven8138]

Loved the treat segment, I wish it was a little longer so the guys could get more guesses in!

[@micahbutonline]

Fifty Like Tweet - good segment - good job boys

[@pbant25]

I was at the London gig for that hotel bit. Good times? Nah, hood CRIMES

[@LLsunflower]

I feel like this is the podcast that the headgum podcast is a parody of

[@ejoshcoron]

I don't love random photo..too likely to result in kind of an unremarkable anecdote

[@adw4m]

Yesssssssss

[@utft5719]

Amir gets the Turdy for subconsciously rehashing the "foreskin - 2 skin" joke that got him a Turdy in a live episode of If I Were You with Ben and Thomas! This is absolutely a public shaming of him, the stench of his failure permeates every podcast, it permeates every medium, absolutely it does.

[@Test-iv4pm]

Love the episodes. The transitions between segments are kinda loud.

[@Enzombie]

I'm so freakishly jewish that I'm circus size

[@LOTUSELISE340R]

Bring back the poem segment! One of the best!!!

[@TitanOfClash]

Segment idea: Who's your daddy? Each of you figures out which celebrity daddy would have been the best father figure for the other. Example: Mark Wahlberg for Amir. I think he would have come out a real tough cookie, unlike the unset flapjack of a man we see today.

[@prototomtroy]

I knew I should have liked that tweet...

[@TimmyBadger]

Welcome to the British way of spelling things with an S rather than a Z!

[@bobsonny]

Doesn't even make sense for Amir to think it has a Z in this case because the "-cise" part means "cut", like "incision"

[@juliandossantos523]

Love having you guys back, but it would be really great if you had guests on the show again

[@simonhughes2902]

idk how much you guys wanna do throwback stuff, but id love an unsolicited advice segment, could even use the old rift and not explain the ending at all

[@TheIrishluck2332]

Definitely bring back the poetry segment!

[@robriley6135]

jake's tweet is genuinely one of the worst, most dated jokes i could imagine - started strong with the jewish idea, then made a bizzare 'yo mama' joke. absolutely hilarious couldn't imagine a funnier outcome

[@bethanycox8548]

an entire segment listening to two people chew directly and loudly into a microphone is maybe, the worst thing ive ever heard on a podcast 💀

[@imsoharmony]

Has anyone suggested time stamping each segment and then linking to each in the info below?

[@late_blue]

What could a meal cost, $160?

[@jcdrummerz96]

This podcast is fine, but not enough wax segments

[@-o8314]

Segment where u write song w random topic from number generator

[@Skittishjoker]

What happened to the poetry!?

[@altidego989]

That was just a one time thing

[@Skittishjoker]

@@altidego989 nooooooooi

[@altidego989]

@@Skittishjoker they said they might do some segments multiple times if the fans want it, so maybe they’ll do the poetry again.

[@coffin7904]

More poetry would be taupe

[@Skittishjoker]

​@@altidego989a one time thing yea? What a fool you are for this.

[@12iley12]

Retire gameboy imo, rest were solid, just don't pick a grape.

[@matiasreba]

i want these segments to repeat always...

[@wafflemaker6590]

Defintely keep the segments private you can always have casey approve and select them

[@SwordSaint892]

~~SEGMENT IDEAS~~ Bother Ben - Just facetime Ben Schwartz with no other plan whatsoever. A Bad Amount of Money - Share something that you spent more money than you should have on, have the other guess how much money that was. Song Imploder - Choose a song you love and make up your own backstory of how and why it was written. Ad Break - Choose/make-up a product and workshop a great/awful ad-read for it. If I Were You - Take emails from fans that have need for advice and give them humorous notes but also help on how to deal with their current situation. The Headgum Podcast - Just tell everyone Geoffrey James' real address and phone number or something. Did I Do That? - Each of you pull quotes from Jake and Amir episodes/If I Were You episodes/etc and quiz the other on which of you said it. The Golden Mic - Both of you make a case for why you deserve a Golden Mic in the current episode and then Jake will announce who achieved the award. Scroll - Come up with the subject and rhymes for a classic "Scroll" formula episode of Jake and Amir. Elevator Pitch - One of you role plays as a celebrity that the other encounters in an elevator, the other has to pitch an idea for a project that the celebrity would want to be part of. Feel free to use and adjust any as you two see fit. Thanks for the years and years of entertainment. Will try to come up with more next episode.

[@IAmDollop]

I still vote for Segmania!!

[@commas1]

should have posted the egg tweet again i fear

[@royalkakler]

cant believe jake named jemma after hardwun's girlfriend

[@adamrodger5351]

So, did Jake name his daughter after his D&D character's dead girlfriend?

[@joseaguilar3323]

Forgot to upload the audio you doofs

[@firstnamelastname4752]

Is Amir wearing a jean skirt?

[@Jonny6904]

How about a segment where you come up with a pointless invention that doesn’t benefit or negatively impact anybody’s day to day life. No improvements to our world. No pros or cons. It is hard to think of new segments so kudos for you guys to undertake this!

[@Sthaetic-d2v]

compare circumcision scars. no, reallly. it could be off camera, i dont care at this point. my mom wont answer my calls.

[@Allisself]

Please invent a new sport. My lawn darts have really lost their edge

[@ZZ29993]

I get there has to be an idea for the podcast and different segments and all of that but why can’t you just do episodes where you just chat with each other, you guys have amazing banter and bounce off each other so well why can’t the podcast just be that instead?

[@coffin7904]

I like the segments.

[@ZZ29993]

@@coffin7904 tbh I enjoyed this episode more than last week, so it may just grow on me.

[@agneseditsstuff]

I think they like to have some structure :) But the banter is great