New Restaurant - Segments - 04

In this episode we discuss fatherhood, food, and Jake & Amir quotes.
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[@JakeandAmirPods]

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[@VijiogFrito]

do a segment where you guys pay my car payments every month and i call in to tell how the cars doing or whatever

[@HopDances]

I'd love that

[@johndavey2340]

Can we signal boost this? Sounds like it has the potential to go for maybe 8-9 years of content maybe 800 episodes

[@eman2k2k2]

Truly insane to have a video podcast on youtube for a show built on segments and not have chapters set up

[@theflamingmushullama]

For a media company, they are so bad at youtube

[@devgonewild839]

"I'm actually locked in child-rearing so I can't speak with too much detail..." "So what's going on?" "WE'RE SIX MONTHS DEEP"

[@frzpop]

Jake hasn't aced a test this hard since the sleep test.

[@LukasVonAnka]

its an exam...

[@pluradox]

We need a segment where they theorize potential segments for upcoming episodes

[@gftgrtrtyrty]

2:45 - Inventing a New Restaurant 12:00 - Jake’s Parent Quiz 33:55 - The Newly Friends Game 43:45 - Jake and Amir Trivia 49:21 - Saying Words until we Laugh 54:50 - Guess Where I’m going to touch you

[@Mommy_Moss]

Thank you for this because they never do it!🤦🏽

[@ejoshcoron]

Thank you

[@oopsallsegments]

53:05 - True Justice is Finally Served

[@takatotakasui8307]

Saying "people come to our restaurant for law and order" is the surest way to attract the Joker

[@oopsallsegments]

Thanks for the shoutout boys! #OopsOnSegments

[@tylerdrama]

you deserve so much more than this

[@oopsallsegments]

@@tylerdrama Spread the word! Scream it from the mountains! #OopsOnSegments

[@emilycrocco8127]

1) Jake takes the CT notary exam 2) name that song based on only the first few notes 3) celebrity (yes or no 20 questions) 4) create another Amir scroll (top 10 _____)

[@donotworried]

I can listen to these two talk about anything. Effortlessly funny. 💯

[@STS-Dreamer]

jake’s reflection in the headphone award is haunting me

[@LegitimateContent]

I want to see Amir make a painting

[@jackhentschel2223]

"Midnight in Marrakesh" is an unconscious reference to Road Trip Part 1

[@wrjackson17]

Segmania or we riot

[@TheKyyyle]

keep the artwork. segmania

[@xXTwigManXx]

nah. Segments is way better

[@nickvilleneuve374]

​@@xXTwigManXxBoooooooooo

[@gimmeyourknees4042]

​@@xXTwigManXxboo this man

[@JibJab67]

Are you freaking keeting me!? If they do that then they'd jump the carp man!

[@karenvalencia4821]

jake has aged like fiiiiine wine

[@taylork9610]

I think they both have honestly

[@devonscotttaylor]

I double dog dare someone to say "I'll have water and cock and swine, and a side of mash and hash and sweet potato flasks." the next time they order at a family restaurant.

[@imsoharmony]

This episode was even better than the next one! Segmania RULES!!

[@lowtdog]

I didn't realize how much I missed Jake bragging about his Helix sleep TEST

[@unlimitedwill]

This Amuse-Bouchmenfeld guy is pretty funny. I think he'd make a great goblin named Yugo

[@YesMyNameIsKarl]

I think they took almost that same exact parenting quiz on an episode of Testing Testing

[@LOLHICRONO]

the jake and amir trivia part was so good

[@ShowMeTheHenry]

loving jake's sweater in this ep, but his freaky friday answer in the newlyweds game segment was craaazzyyyy

[@ClubNicholas]

Love segmentania

[@joedurbin5246]

I’d like a segment where they actually go back and punch up old J and A videos maybe even reshooot - they talk about it all the time on Patreon and Also a segment where they try to write, sell produce and launch a new web series but only all within 15 minute podcasts segments here and there would be fun haha

[@johnknight9762]

Piggy backing on this idea, a segment where they read through old J and A videos, but as each other (Jake reads Amir, Amir reads Jake)

[@t1merickson]

I demand Segmania, I will not rest until the vibe is different

[@carltonascarf7694]

I'm imagining "segmania" said like invigaron is on always sunny in dee's ad

[@ejoshcoron]

The Josh Ruben emoji: "🤗Still five....still five lessons to be learned..."

[@amandaparkman552]

I laughed so hard when Jake said, "guess where I'm going to touch you" as a possible segment idea.

[@Thickolas]

100,000 strong to reboot entirely with Segmania Episode #1

[@samwell54]

another segments episode and another segment pitch: At the start of the episode you swap phones and send out a fake text to people, and read the responses at the end

[@Bendoverstoke]

One million strong for Segmania

[@subeysmarth]

Shamelessly got a perfect score on that quotes quiz

[@Tobiasberger]

I got ALL of the quotes right! I want that to be a repeat segment

[@alexpersson5692]

Segmania!!

[@georgerichardson6479]

Segment Idea: I have invented a game called the English place name game. The game is played by zooming into a random section of England and choosing two ridiculous names of small rural villages or towns (e.g Fimber, Wetwang, Donkey Town) and then inventing an equally ridiculous name. The other person then has to identify which name is fictitious. I'm not sure if this would translate well to American place names.

[@georgerichardson6479]

In fact, I've looked and it HAS to be English or British

[@C4rps]

the last 2 segments were a dime piece of themselves

[@phillipbrown5042]

Really enjoying guys! Fun to grow up with you both.

[@Eaidin75games]

Incredibly, I lost the Jake and Amir trivia but I nailed the spousal guessing game (??)

[@Sean-qt8sj]

song writing segment would be goated

[@Superroc0614]

The way I pumped my fists when I saw this posted

[@frzpop]

Segment idea: Jake DMs a one shot.

[@tylervalois5257]

my work uses Mailer Daemon for its email and every time I open my email I think "Mailer Daemon?? That means she's with Matt Damon!"

[@grahamiii]

Troll named Rod segment

[@redgreen2453]

Feel like Jake is pushing hard for Segmania just as an excuse to change the theme song

[@ejoshcoron]

I love the Jake & Amri quiz

[@nogoodboyo1200]

Can we make a collective agreement that, if and when this becomes 'Segmania," we form another coalition to change it back to "Segments." no reason

[@jacobnelken5508]

SEGMANIA

[@megharoni]

Graco is the first brand that comes up when researching strollers...

[@TheKyyyle]

segmentania …. works it’s strong luv the phoenix ref (my first concert)

[@xenofes2]

Calling Phoenix adjacent to Modest Mouse is kinda wild, ngl. They're both pretty good, but wildly different sounds.

[@jcdrummerz96]

We serve cocktails and swine tails. So that's alcoholic mixed drinks served alongside a curly pig's tail cooked medium-well

[@BIDZ180]

In a hat

[@jcdrummerz96]

​@@BIDZ180with a side of sauce

[@ComeAtMeBroImTooLazy]

you guys should do party quirks as a segment

[@tylerdrama]

have drew carey host over zoom

[@azamat_bagatov69]

@ 36:20 lmfao

[@rustytube42]

good pod boys #HotSegs

[@frogthejam]

I'm a segmaniac

[@chriswolfe403]

loved the proper pronunciation of coxswain

[@RacleandRaHill]

do one of those Tiermaker things for J&A episodes or some other theme as a segment

[@SpartansAndHeroes]

Henry!

[@ebadkhan7649]

Where do I send my Segmania theme song submission?

[@jacobnelken5508]

you gotta learn how to name podcasts, man

[@crazyguy338]

36:08

[@johnknight9762]

Pls keep the name as segments

[@Sean-qt8sj]

plz bring back theme submissions

[@beclops]

Segmints, and they’re refreshing and shit, how about that

[@JotakRTS]

"cock and swine" bothers me to no end

[@SpencerArinhaveamom]

Wake and bake and make her make you a steak

[@TheKyyyle]

also good morning

[@Daddyhack4prez]

Shoutout Nick Domeyel

[@jackdigiandomenico913]

The Cock and Swine is a great pub name

[@walterdingwall1635]

Segmania now

[@chrisliden716]

Jake and Amir 2 juice that you can’t forget! In twenty ten they were big on the internet! God I hate how catchy your theme songs always are, even the random IIWY ones

[@connortisch481]

there is a restaurant down here in australia called the cock and bull, you guys are several steps behind

[@kelkanta]

Segmania? More like smeg-man

[@Sthaetic-d2v]

Swoedfighting segment

[@Sthaetic-d2v]

Swoed

[@LegitimateContent]

@@Sthaetic-d2v *Swoed

[@Brian-nw3ey]

Is this Josh?

[@coreyperdue1966]

i got 8 of 11 loli was actually happy when i missed one. for i am a loser and not a jew

[@hacker6284]

I prefer “segments”

[@Niskrr]

Is this shit BYONug? Cause I did NAY!

[@GregTurismo]

Get those hoodwinked hosts on the show you stole from them to rub it in their faces?

[@funky7026]

jake looks so sickly this episode, might need to put him down? just a thought

[@CurlyMcNulty]

Baby segment went on a little too long

[@surfyswag]

Be careful with the name segmania, it’s dangerously close to wwe ip and Vinny mcman is mad litigious

[@PepprCabbg]

jake with the fumble of the ep missing “flint and feather” for the restaurant name 9:35

[@LOLninja4]

If I were you segment, where they find an old email and pretend it's their old podcast

[@ciircuz]

This might be the dryest show Ive ever watched. Idk man

[@dr.bigassfartboob5822]

Restaurant is a sad bit because Geoff would propose this on the headgum pod and would be met with silence

[@thedick009]

You can see the reflection of Jake in the thing on the shelf behind Amir

[@Rocketmanrun]

SEGMANIA