Fifty Like Xeet - Segments - 08

[@JakeandAmirPods]

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[@guybrill7162]

I think Jake helping Amir make a D&D character would be a good segment.

[@NYG4ever224]

But how can we possibly top Yugo?

[@gftgrtrtyrty]

2:32 - 50 Like Xeet 14:15 - Guessing Scale 31:09 - Jake and Amir email thread 45:20 - Jake and Amir watch Waitress

[@Mommy_Moss]

You deserve a golden mic

[@trogjor]

Segment idea: find five descriptions of different astrological signs, one is Jake’s actual sign. He picks the one he thinks is most accurate and we see if astrology is indeed spiritual fact

[@tj9714]

Congrats to Jake on the coconut water rant. About time someone put Amir in his place

[@B2Roland]

These dudes drinking coconut water and cold brew are BETA

[@TimmyMcGowan]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@B2Rolandstaying coconut hydrated is sigma. How do you think Tom Hanks got his hot volleyball wife

[@stevemyers3082]

Jake's outfit is giving me strong Obi Wan Kenobi vibes this episode

[@Yolomamba24]

Big high ground energy if you will

[@MagicaManMerlyn]

A surprise to be sure, but a pleasant one.

[@MintOrange]

Perhaps a segment where one of you lists real band names mixed in with fake ones and the other has to work out which ones are the fakes 😮

[@wafflemaker6590]

This is a great one!

[@bethanypapadopoulos6862]

Do it!!!!!!!!

[@Nofro__]

I’ve never screamed croissant at my phone louder

[@koftli8997]

Amir is shockingly bad at guessing breakfast items

[@TaterTots620]

He likes it amir style. With a little bit of salt. Actually it’s a lot of salt.

[@jackfarley9730]

You guys should do a segment that is like the poetry segment but with KZbin comments. Pick 3 or 4 comments and have one of you write your own comment that will be hidden amongst the real comments

[@Timorio]

And it would get noticed by the algorithm as people post fake comments hoping they'll be read on the show! It's brilliant!

[@LOTUSELISE340R]

Game idea: Fake facts. Each person provides five fake facts in a row. Twist? One of them is real. A good player might pick choose four bizarre fake facts and a bizarre real fact, or four seemingly normal-sounding fake facts, along with an equally normal-sounding real fact. Twist 2: After reciting the facts, the fact-giver places a wager on how confident they are the other person won't get the fact correctly (ie "$20 says you won't get it!"). Could also change it around and play it with four real facts and one fake fact.

[@coreyperdue37]

my idea for a segment is rodman or rotman. so you say a fact or story about either championship forward dennis rodman or new england furniture salesman murray rotman. Thoughts?

[@takatotakasui8307]

Taupe.

[@coffin7904]

Grey

[@coffin7904]

​@takatotakasui8307 dope

[@sammystank7174]

Geoff? Is that you?

[@coreyperdue37]

@@sammystank7174 someone needs to forward this to geoff

[@captainbooney]

"You were my brother Amir, i loved you." Jake-Wan screams!

[@eveiveneg6522]

Pls make the jury duty Jake and Amir ep omg

[@battleandjams]

Amir's face instantly becomes a scowl when Jake guesses wrong

[@ejoshcoron]

All those Jake and Amir ideas are hilarious 😂 I love the one of Amir showing up in a hospital gown

[@connorpreston306]

No theme song for the Unsolicited Advice at the beginning? 😠

[@xfusee]

How confident are you that you could order the players on a basketball team from shortest to tallest? What is your level of confidence you would get it correct? You can watch a basketball clip and just order the players actually playing at any one time. My partner just tried it and he got the 1st attempt for one team wrong but the 1st attempt for the other team right lol.

[@dominuce2112]

Do a Jake and amir sketch but have you play the other persons role (jake plays amir and amir plays Jake)

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

segment idea: find one star reviews and five star reviews of products online and try to guess the item based on them. Alt- movie reviews like that one about the mummy where the critic says no part of it was good but he was disappointed with how much fun he had watching it.

[@timgehrsitz3267]

A good version of the "I'm thinking of something" game I've played is where you grab a Wikipedia article (with more than 25k views this past month to make sure it's not insanely obscure) and try to guess the article based on yes or no questions, though it can go on pretty long.

[@donotworried]

Hilarious ep 😂💯

[@wrjackson17]

Release the Segmania cut!

[@anubislee36]

37:00 they are basically coming up with the idea of doing new Jake and amir episodes.. which they already do lmao

[@TestTubeGirl]

A poem segment but with fan submissions and Jake makes one again. It’s cool if we could get handpicked by the poem connoisseur.

[@thewadegreen]

Coming in in a hospital gown, wasn't there the Beeper sketch where Amir keeps telling Jake to remember specific cardinal directions during the story because they're all actually lies? I believe Amir was in a hospital gown for that one because he stole a hospital pager and shoved it in his rear end

[@skalty9868]

I saw the lemon party tweet lol

[@lollmfaorofl100]

*screaming croissant at my phone*

[@CcokeS]

How about we do a segment of commercials so I don't have to skip through 6min worth of Ads

[@royalkakler]

LOVE IT - but i do think the song is a little too deprecating

[@matiasreba]

Amir coconut swigs are minuscule

[@Gorpgoop]

Do people really say slices of gum?

[@SpartansAndHeroes]

He’s right about coconut water

[@ryanokeeffe3139]

Not first but perhaps first to say first?

[@Winteramen]

Nah

[@lukedog80]

I agree with Jake about Coconut water lol

[@eman2k2k2]

Theme song only listenable at 1.5x

[@GaffsNotLaffs]

Get back in the studio together Zoom Podcasts are whack

[@scottmiller3444]

Cmon change the intro