Writing Session (w/Geoff, Amir and Reilly)

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[@vulcan4705]

Cheez Ifs, so instead of "Cheez Itz"... are they?

[@ejoshcoron]

Geoff is a dream collaborator. He's like Bill Hader, an easy laugher. SNL cast and writers said Bill had such a great laugh and laughed so frequently it encouraged them and put them at ease, which is essential for comedy alchemy. 45:43

[@motopixel50]

The absolute dead silence after some jokes here were painful, these guys are not giving fake laughs to make each other feel better

[@smokejc]

@@motopixel50 they're brainstorming. comes with the territory. some jokes will bomb.

[@motopixel50]

@@smokejc I suppose it isn't just friends hanging, they are actually doing their jobs so they need to be honest when a joke isnt funny but it was still painful to see

[@smokejc]

@@motopixel50 a little, but they're used to it by now. i imagine it happens a lot in the writing rooms of places like SNL, Daily Show, Late Show, etc.

[@Pasicho]

@@motopixel50 most of the time it was lag though so it was okay.

[@austinellis7985]

Fear - It's like beer, but I'm constantly scared of turning into my father.

[@nutmaster652]

Amir get a router you can’t keep using your cousin Leron’s dial-up

[@xa1551]

he was on a typewriter

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@xa1551 yeah but it has new ink! The black was just replaces but the yellow is ass old

[@zakesters]

"Amir really hurt me yesterday" is an incredibly strong opening line on Reilly's part, I must say.

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

This is like hive-mind comedy except everyone is the queen bee simultaneously . Shit, I meant wasp.

[@balls261]

Queen Bee? Nah. Queen ME.

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

IAmNotExist banh mi? More like ban me

[@MegaSuperUltraThingy]

@@user-xj2sm3xd5l Really good.

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

With a side of sauce With a side of sauce on a hat

[@nottommarshall2346]

cuckie dough: what I use to make cookies for my wife's boyfriend

[@nottommarshall2346]

Fight club sandwich: Turkey and Bacon on Rye, and I really shouldn't be talking about it

[@Theldonio]

Cheez-Thems: Like Cheez-Its, but there’s more than one.

[@Bubdiddly]

Damien Kirk this is brilliant

[@Evans327]

Sam o’nella reference?

[@Theldonio]

@@Evans327 Nope

[@poponater1000]

despairagus. its where im eating lentils but my dog's dead

[@TheHamster3219]

Henry Jackson This might be one of the funniest ones I’ve seen.

[@nutmaster652]

LMAO

[@shipwreck9146]

NOOOOOOOOO hahahahaha. Oh my god. This is amazing!

[@carlton3363]

Assaulted peanut Like a single nut with salt? No, like a legume that got jumped

[@sampedersen8786]

Last year when I was seeing a movie in theaters (remember that?) and the film's audio wasn't working. After some considerable rumblings in the audience an usher came out and did this joke in a desperate bid the quell the unrest. Guess what, it worked baby. Not really, but sort of.

[@Elysiadon]

Is Reillance dating Barry Chairister? Is my celeb crush off the market? This is pub unfare to me.

[@donedeal00051]

He has to be with in 500 feet of Reilly or risk sitting in low chair for the rest of life (FYI: the zeros are silent)

[@BigbeanFR]

Can’ts on a log: millions of reasons why not. On a log. In a hat.

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

With a side of nauce Sauce that's another reason why not.

[@stinkyman2665]

I'm a bit of peptomaniac. As in, I can't help lifting pepto bismol from an unsuspecting friend's medicine cabinet in an attempt to soothe the aching feeling I get from consuming these so-called snacks. Sue me!

[@nutmaster652]

they might!

[@the-boring-car-guy]

50 minutes huh? I deserve so much more than this...

[@gshak33]

Ben & Geriatrics - it’s a treat-meant for old people

[@peterdurant3678]

The Billy Goat's Cheese Bluff - It's from a goat, but it's not cheese

[@maxseppelt8916]

Pleez-Wiz. It's like Cheez-Wiz, but it asks permission.

[@Sener]

Hey headgum! What's the deal with SNL's Guy Who Just Bought a Boat being an Amir list rip off? Were you guys at least consulted?

[@afrtaigh47290]

Panini, not the sandwich but the song by lil nas x - you eat a song? I eat a gay man out, the rapper Nas - lil nas? Who??

[@Quabbe]

Dork rinds. It's like pork rinds but they DIDN'T go to prom

[@DarlinD93]

Tic-tacs. They’re like Kit-Kats except mints.

[@STeWBaIIZ]

Coached eggs. Eggs that lack guidance

[@jamesh7432]

I resent the implication that I am related to Geoff.

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

John Lennon meringue. It's like a lemon meringue, but it's made with BEETLES. My grandmother was a butterfly, yeah.

[@DMac1234ist]

Wifi - a contractually obligated loved one holding your internet modem from a great height. Technically not a snack

[@Geigez]

More stuff like this on patreon pleaseeee

[@samwiseshanti]

Review Revue is one of my fav pods these days. They're so naturally funny together

[@Josh-st6pu]

Geoff: peace & love Riley: no

[@elonmush4793]

How about chocolead? Sounds like chocolate, smells like chocolate but it's super poisonous.

[@nukiradio]

Cynical

[@elonmush4793]

Well, I french kissed my step-mom. At a pastry shop.

[@stephenmayock6443]

Reilly showing off her abs 🙄

[@kyounoanimematt]

hamdini i get a ham but by the time i get home its gone

[@Ateka9]

CHEERY- O'S

[@xpledgeturnprestigex]

Bad wifi? Nah, bad you

[@yasasvitennety4885]

A Jelly Randwich; it's Rand Paul with jam in between his joined hands which you chew on in an ice cold freezer

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Tomato coupe - soup you can only eat in a 2 door car

[@gabebennett818]

does Geoff know that Cerebral Ballzy is already the name of a band

[@Jytube231]

Reilly's abs got me like...shit... it's Anspaugh.

[@townekid]

So, you've heard of covid-19. Well this is cornvid-19. A video of 19 corns for 19 seconds.

[@Gabeghouls]

Mindless Shenanigans A star is born?? Nah, a star is corn.

[@ushnishde]

Break me off a piece of that tick tack tock You obviously knew what it was called

[@Ponekzi]

how about pre-chewed gum with the flavour re-inserted but the flavour is saliva

[@felixnachtigal8588]

Chocolate Goose, an aggressive waterfowl covered in chocolate in a 5 star restaurant

[@FDLHtv]

I can't believe it's not butter chicken! Margarine and horse meat but it tastes like the real deal!

[@Psychol-Snooper]

More of these PLEASE!

[@Bisquick]

Werther's Plagerisms. Oar-ville Rennenbocher Oar shop.

[@RyanWheatleyDesigns]

Harrison Gourd

[@12iley12]

Rees's Fulls, can't afford to have them taken apart.

[@felixnachtigal8588]

Steel Cut Goats, exactly what it sounds like and not at all a part of a balanced breakfast

[@RebuildingYourRuins]

Quarantini: A Black Cherry White Claw with So Cal at least 6 feet away from the can.

[@RebuildingYourRuins]

French Ghost: A hard to grasp baguette that pretends like you don't exist.

[@RebuildingYourRuins]

Padlock Thai: The all rice noodle dish that's not going anywhere.

[@nategrey86]

45:44 makes me laugh because Geoff laughed so hard. And just like Amir I couldn’t hear what Reiley said the first time so I played it over and over again. Hilarious RAWMEN

[@latro7752]

Bread Armisen, flour leavened with a quirky sense of humor

[@christeebs]

Zooms, Zucchini shrooms, you get fucked up but it's carb smart

[@Erebos2517]

Spagotti. It's like spaghetti but it's in prison for organized crime.

[@maxwellfletcher-beiers4330]

Colin Jost. Nah, Colin Toast

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

YOU KNOW NOVALOCKS??

[@levikai2934]

Murph and turf

[@Haboo65]

Cheery Os killed me

[@smokejc]

It's weird how they did the BLT wasp joke twice and no one noticed it.

[@DenderFriend]

Coming up to one year since this glorious stream.

[@nukiradio]

A guy I dont deserve, denying the earth's curve, makes this engineer boy Swer-er-er-erve!

[@Chiindigo]

yes post more of this i loveee watching the social dynamics between u all

[@vandalistica]

Clam Powder Jerry Ricearoni Bone Spurrito Muffin Tops Baby Food Reece's Peanut Butter Cusp Amicable Ranchers

[@chrisaaron]

Orrrrr!!!! Exactly rice

[@IsaacJoshi]

Wtf 50 minutes of Geoff being a dunbass

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

The death of a frenchman

[@challengerun269]

Bar's Mar. It's a bit of aged mould on a soapbar

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

A three of course dinner: I'll have Starey-Floss, you know, a bag of molten sugar while I look in the mirror. For the main I'll have a boss murger, a vegan burger with a patty you MOSS enjoy. Desert? A single asymptomatic-tac. I'll walk through a bar, a pub, and a clurb and find loose tic-tacs. I'll wash it all down with a bottle of not-a-fanta. It's kinda like sprite but not as good.

[@someguywhocanfly]

THICK mints. Mints so thick they could feed a family of sick. Are you kidding me it's genius it's unbelievable

[@lewjg2933]

Fish is the fruit of the sea

[@Kgnsbdj]

a prenup better jelly sandwich (~peanut butter jelly), its when your jellous of your ex wife for taking your family jewels

[@flamingsketches]

30 seconds in and its gold

[@Pasicho]

"Don't stop throwing shit out" - Geoff 2020

[@alainart]

Yup

[@tapangasoul6928]

corn chomps!!! corn chomps!!! corn chomps!!!

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Myyyy favourite childhood snack?

[@SirTatManTat]

Baked veggiemite, An australian delicacy where you create vegetarian lifeless GOLEMS of mites, and bake them to eat.

[@Kgnsbdj]

shame-pain (champagne) its when your dad publicly hates you, in a hat phot pocket its like a hot pocket ... -(rylai interrupts) but its only a photo? - no, you fuck it

[@brohanime]

geoff stealing amir's KitKat jingle like an absolute diva roach

[@atotheceetothegee]

Filet Minion: when you murder a servant, dice them, and perhaps eat them.

[@bigsiebuzz1728]

Prime Riley era

[@nora_adora]

Peppered Ronis pizza

[@felixnachtigal8588]

Electric Car Wheels, like Wagon Wheels but not completely outdated

[@kyounoanimematt]

a cornacopia, its where you get a cat and a rat that gets spat, on. then it scratches your face "so you dont eat it then" *crying* you eat the tears... in a hat

[@chrisaaron]

Ravocados: Avocados... but raw.

[@fairefozza6406]

Chris Hernandez cooked in the freaking RAW

[@lipglass]

So just avocados then

[@RacleandRaHill]

is this what comedy writing is like

[@adambomb99x]

Little late for this but Amy Shumai

[@afrtaigh47290]

I eat oldtella, thats nutella, but expired

[@nora_adora]

and Amir paid a bad amount of cash for that internet too

[@niccster1061]

rice crispy streets. Where you eat gravel

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

Thick mints like thin mints but thicker.

[@quinnquestions39]

in love with reilly

[@forty_two42]

Rodney Burger King

[@chilldude30]

Chips a Soy

[@kamoroso94]

Goodnight, Oil.

[@Josh-st6pu]

Riley: ...what?

[@SkateOrDie666]

Jeff and Amir

[@erickmatthewlynch2058]

reily: 'a lot of people think Jake and Amir write all the Geoff and Riley stuff.' geoff: 'I don't think anyone thinks that.' everyone thinks that.

[@kylecrusoe5090]

Funniest fans

[@LureThosePixels]

"how could I be any clearer" gold

[@N23-g7x]

Coke Ebola, you know, like the good ol days.

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

He’s cereal, thanks for asking

[@chasseron1]

Let’s go for a brandle, a crazy edible candle given to you by a blood

[@I_Cause_ConFLICKt]

Reilly is so pale it looks like she's never seen the sun a day in her life.

[@fiubnl4990]

Racist much?

[@Kronschnabels]

What a nice thing to say

[@bendover5901]

that “a-spare-a-gas” idea really was ahead of its time