Fifty Shades Freed is the worst movie I've ever seen

[@genaervin3484]

"Duh, Christian." "Duh, Anna." Best. Description. Ever.

[@aastha4532]

Yuh

[@velocity8937]

Duh

[@velocity8937]

*Billie eilish intensifies *

[@michaela14055]

duh

[@itsboyaknow]

I did laugh 😆

[@YBlvr]

gotta love how the big villain is a violent stalker who’s obsessed with Ana, but Ana’s love interest is also a violent stalker who’s obsessed with Ana lol

[@shamarbrown2677]

Yeah

[@faizamughal4897]

Hhaha ..irony😂

[@Ain41N]

@Samritha Senthil this took me out 😂😂😂

[@graskok2863]

@Samritha Senthil shut up.

[@risottopose9970]

@@graskok2863 shut up.

[@SaltyPistachioIV]

This movie should be renamed “fifty shades of red flags” because Anna some how doesn’t see anything wrong with Christians actions

[@ananyasubramaniam7236]

HONESTLYYY

[@indigoluna7374]

And then he make her believe he is worthy to be his life and start and co dependent negative unhealthy relationship yaaaaay! That's romance!

[@opiateutopia]

Italians translated the third book (and movie, I suppose?) as "Fifty Shades of Red", that's close enough, I think

[@Savikelle]

She does, she just forgives him too easily

[@andrewphillips8341]

Hey Anna is a massive red flag!

[@bunkymartian1652]

Seriously, Ana's like a bull. She sees a red flag and she charges straight at it

[@taiyabazaheer9492]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@d-dimness2330]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@amaterasu1222]

That's exactly how to explain these movies. One sentence, 3 movies.

[@simoneangeliquemaloney3990]

Hell... bulls are smarter than that

[@hah-no.]

*...Thats offensive to bulls*

[@bbjuliani]

I feel real bad for their kid tho that kid is gonna have a pretty messed up childhood if he walks into the wrong room

[@kdragon713]

Lol

[@steelsoild6909]

imagine the kid walking around, being 5-year-olds. He then hears weird sounds and looks around, the sounds get louder and he eventually finds a room. He then hears his parents and walks in. --he then walks in his mother getting plowed by his dad harder then anime antagonist--

[@MelodyStar-bt9mz]

@@steelsoild6909 lol

[@kroseandpen4671]

Steel Soild you put way to much thought into this response

[@hollandfray4521]

*kids they have two

[@striderleigh478]

The ‘big ol’ red flag’ marching band slays me every time.

[@haileyguillemette5493]

mood

[@kaylithorsen7017]

Same

[@christineoneill27]

It gets me every time :P and it s even more hilarious when I found out that the marching band is from Final Fantasy VII ''Rufus Welcoming Ceremony''. It s hilarious for me coz its one of my favourite video games of all time.

[@Cargeek-be4wu]

Should be a meme 😄

[@gokuwrightattorneyatlaw5227]

That and the part where he stares at the screen with a blank shock look on his face😐

[@hollandfray4521]

This movie series can be summed up by one thing: Big ole red flag parade

[@RubberDucky-ri1nb]

700th like 😂

[@akshitamohite6383]

Ana's character makes Bella look smart and that says something.

[@purdyprincess]

Nope...bella getting more dumb u mean

[@Rania-vh7wg]

@@purdyprincess at least bella wasnt abused and tortured in a dungeon and actually had a baby that edward loved 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[@DororoXPenana]

@@Rania-vh7wg that's being a bit generous lmao. During the pregnancy, Edward told bella how would he ever tolerate or even love their baby if it ended up killing Bella. I guess luckily for them it didn't but the fact he was threatening that he wasn't even gonna care for the child if he lost Bella sounds pretty toxic 🤨. He can be upset sure but Bella was more important so he would have most likely either abandoned the baby or gave it up to someone else and just forget about it.

[@Aaron-MackHartford]

Yep, totally. I would rather watch Twilight again, then watching fifty shade of SHIT!

[@WilliamsPinch]

🤣

[@inari869]

Who needs Christian Grey when you can have Anna’s gorgeous bodyguard

[@rotemanael323]

Sooo true

[@meetaverma8372]

He doesn't even hit her

[@co2mc266]

I agree bodyguard is cute.

[@jennajones4334]

All I see when I look at him is baby Noel from PLL

[@hannnnnnnaaaaaaa6114]

Jenna Jones NOEL KAHNNNN

[@MarielaQue]

Three movies and these people had no chemistry.

[@missimperfectlyfine7]

tamara kadeishvili true. i read twilight and it’s nothing compared to 50 shades and 365

[@smartalek6183]

@@jadeywadey1015 both

[@anycullen21]

And to think Emilia Clarke and Charlie Hunnam were supposed to be Christian and Anna, but were advised against accepting the role. Thank fuck and all creation 🙈

[@her3048]

Err isn't that the whole point of the movie? Christian is like don't touch me and shit

[@ashleydowney1222]

Jamie Dornan had more chemistry with Regina, the evil Queen once upon a time. He was her love interest. I think it was Dakota Johnson's acting. Her father was a terrible actor as well. He was in the Miami Vice tv show. His name is Richard Johnson. Her Mom is Melanie Griffith and her grandmother is Tippi Hedren from the Hitchcock film "The Birds. She's the blonde hair woman who keeps getting attacked by birds.

[@LoveliestSunflower95]

What's unrealistic to me is Christian Grey wanting to be a married man.

[@carolinamurtha3102]

I hate everything about this story but that threw me off too. After the contracts, the whole “I don’t make love, I FIRETRUCK”, I wouldn’t have guessed they’d actually marry. Like, what?

[@MarianaRZMachado]

If you really think about it him wanting to get married could be seen as him trying to get more control over ana lol

[@nickie2483]

Mariana Zumeta oop tea a ‘if I can’t have you no one can’ situation

[@rufiredup90]

It’s the power of luuuuuurrrrrve

[@dixiecronin7791]

He just wants ownerships over her. This is the only way he can say "You're all mine" without her immediately giving a half-hearted argument.

[@AGJ117]

Ana: I'm pregnant. Christian: HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY PLANS!!!!! *Goes to see the woman who mentally and sexually took advantage of him as a teen.* Women that exist somewhere on Earth: Why can't I have a man like Christian?

[@sarahgoesvroom]

Me a lesbian: dafuq

[@whytheheckarewedoinginhere1886]

Me as straight: what, and I rather have a man who not Christian but a man who is like Superman.

[@salvetre3966]

Me A straight women: WE don't clame her

[@sunandinighosh6037]

Yeah I want Peter Parkar 😂😂

[@avastars3393]

@@sarahgoesvroom same

[@iKitsun]

If Christian wasn't filthy rich, Anna wouldn't have stayed with him. This is a straight up toxic relationship.

[@NJGuy1973]

If Christian wasn't filthy rich he'd be a registered sex offender.

[@haileyguinn5770]

Baby is honey if he got money

[@PurpleMoon799]

if he was ugly too.

[@Dr.Spatula]

@@PurpleMoon799 Not even ugly. Just not super attractive. Like if he was just average

[@rajabuta]

Bruh. Anything other people consider weird becomes exotic if the dude's rich

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

This is not BDSM. This is not Roleplay. This is not Love. This is sexual abuse, plain and simple. IRL Mr. Gray would be in jail.

[@missimperfectlyfine7]

yep. i read a lot of books/fanfic with toxic relationships, even though i kinda hate it. romanticizing s*cual abuse isn’t cute yall

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

@@missimperfectlyfine7 it depends when in the realm of fiction. I sometimes read kinky fics, but they all come with a nice "this shit is not real and is wrong to do" disclaimer. This movies/books pretend to be realistic depictions of dom/sub relationships, but it's clear the writer has no idea what she's talking about.

[@luckyann4300]

@@edoardoprevelato6577 it is a Twilight fanfiction that apparently wasn't even proofread. what do you expect? realism? plot? structure? pffffff

[@meetaverma8372]

Yes

[@bryanmanuel4945]

Mr Gray would cheese his way out of it.

[@mxxhkz]

This sets such a bad example for young women. That's what infuriates me.

[@jbcatz5]

Maggie And romanticises it, making it look desirable.

[@Dr.Spatula]

YA novels do the same shit

[@euphoria7372]

Ugh I absolutely _hate_ it with everything I have.

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

remember when we thought this was the "toxic franchise of the decade"??? Then 365 days and After came out...

[@mxxhkz]

@@DeeFightingDreamer oh my GOD dont even get me started on 365 days

[@trixythegreat2237]

I don’t feel like children would be safe in that house.

[@clairemccallum1287]

that makes me so sad

[@nezuko820]

They're gonna grow up emotionally damaged and think Christian's behavior is a how a dad normally acts

[@joanneblack7697]

@@nezuko820 Noooh! Of course not! The final scene, their son born, and her pregnant with 2nd child shows how, just like in real life, he has completely changed and is now gonna be the best Dad ever!!! 😆😆😆 Just kidding!!!!!

[@EnzoRoberto]

"Dad... why this purple rocket smells funny?"

[@Leilaro1324]

​@@EnzoRobertothe purple what now?!? 😨

[@tamarleahh.2150]

He's a billionaire who gets angry that his wife is pregnant with his baby. Doesn't he have enough money to hire a nanny?

[@berrekarakus7208]

yeah right? he doesnt even needs to see the baby

[@junjunjamore7735]

And she's a millennial graduate student who never had an email until Christian had one of his servants or whatever make one for her. Lots of things are unrealistic in this franchise.

[@stephw.7874]

Junjun Jamore Really?? The universities I went to automatically give all students a school email.

[@junjunjamore7735]

@@stephw.7874 I think that's standard since I have that same experience, but E.L James was in her mid 40s when the first book was published (in 2011), so her 21 year old character in the 21st century somehow had never used tech and never had email until someone else made it for her.

[@burgerpatty]

fr, it makes no sense.

[@Eruanne]

*That freeze frame of Christian's face is absolutely SPECTACULAR.*

[@mauraconticchio266]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV6XlqCjf797hc0

[@happypanda9273]

What time?

[@UandMIP]

@@happypanda9273 4:20

[@happypanda9273]

UandMIP thanks

[@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast]

@@UandMIP Both time stamp and freeze frame are funny.

[@ava.0dwyer]

Anna: “It is Gia, right?” Me: “No it’s lexi.....the vampire......Stefan’s best friend.”

[@earthling03]

Yeah 😄

[@sathyanarayanay.h.9630]

Was about to comment this

[@danielaflores8090]

Omg I knew I’ve seen her before-

[@chahrazed2321]

😂😂 i totally thought about it

[@brittneyann5530]

Best comment ever

[@anisanurraudah8383]

*Unrelated but I really wanna see "Abs: The Musical" lol*

[@MarySanchez-zl1sg]

Fanfic made into movie based on High school musical?? 😂😂😂

[@Ordoxable]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@premiumheadpats4150]

That would be better than this.

[@angelicacabello9142]

Me to me to

[@t.t.timmersonproductions3785]

“Just three reps and you feel the burn, stick with me, kid, and you’ll learn. It’s an ABsolute necessity, A total ABnormality. It’s Abs.”

[@haasher10]

The movie was so poorly written, it was like a fan fiction- Oh wait...

[@BonaparteBardithion]

The fanfic community has made their sentiments of James' attempt quite known. And there's some crazy fics out there.

[@sleepysera]

@@BonaparteBardithion I think the main thing that bothers people is that she had the gall to take money for it. Fanworks are a thing we do because we love and appreciate the original, profiting off something that wasn't our own idea is the complete opposite of the respect most fanfiction writers hold for the works they write for. As you said - there's way crazier shit out there. But the authors of those have the sense to KEEP it as fanworks and that's all.

[@BonaparteBardithion]

@@sleepysera I don't think it's a problem for authors to convert fanfics into original works, especially when the work has differed enough from the source material that it's barely recognizable. In that way, fanfics can make an excellent first draft. (Or proof of concept, anyway.) The issue is her complete refusal to change anything but the bare minimum. On top of that, it's hypocritical to get on people's case about derivative works when her novel is itself a derivative work.

[@sleepysera]

@@BonaparteBardithion "especially when the work has differed enough from the source material that it's barely recognizeable" That's the key right there. Master of the Universe can VERY clearly be recognized as a Twilight AU fanfic, and there was basically NOTHING changed in it's transition into 50 Shades either. Say about stuff like "After" what you will, but at least they don't read as obvious One Direction fanworks and can stand on their own (even though they still suck).

[@fayemedellin3648]

There are fanfics out there that are so good actually. Way better even than other actual published authors.

[@JustinY.]

When you hear that sigh, you know Alex suffered immensely for our enjoyment.

[@Tiger-ks9xp]

when u get the first reply on a justin y comment but don’t know what to comment “Well, guess I’ll just die.”

[@Kookii]

ITS HIM

[@S.R.A.B0XER]

It's been a long time, but he has returned.

[@matteoricca2128]

When humanity needed him the most he returned

[@omotorera]

*The legend is back*

[@euno5165]

This whole series should’ve been called Fifty Shades of Red Flags to be honest

[@mauraconticchio266]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaWnlX2Vfc2qmq8

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Here in Italy, ironically enough, the final book and movie are called Fifty Shades Of Red.

[@undeadladybug7723]

And could have easily been edited down to one book.

[@bella7093]

@@DrGregoryHouseIT really? I was born I. Italy but now I’m in America that is so weird

[@londonlouise9797]

lol good one

[@publicenemy1405]

12:22 "I wanted your world to begin and end with me" *Strangles her*

[@sammybear21]

I- XDDD

[@itsboyaknow]

😂😂😂😂

[@ZombehPanda]

There is an old poem just like that. This guy is in love with this girl and when she sneaks away to come tell him she loves him too he is so happy and doesn't want her to ever stop loving him so he strangles her. :x

[@WilliamsPinch]

@@ZombehPanda 😐😐😐that just ruined my night.

[@driedcucumbertophat]

@@ZombehPanda I was thinking exactly the same. Porphyria's Lover by Robert Browning is the poem :)

[@AMinnie]

The way she says Christian in that annoyingly dry voice is killing me.

[@palomarodriguez475]

Samee lol

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Why? She was in the hospital after getting beat up by psycho Jack. Maybe she had a dry throat.

[@Bushra42162]

@@RedRoseSeptember22 Who said they're just talking about the hospital scene?

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@Bushra42162 lol exactly

[@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow]

Like a smoker

[@annemarievanpeer120]

The AMOUNT of shampoo Anna uses to wash the tiny amount of Cristian's hair is killing me

[@BonaparteBardithion]

Guessing she just globbed it on like she does when doing her own long hair.

[@Suki-hl6vg]

:D

[@Zeilacris4]

Hahaha, I thought I was the only one that noticed that and bothered the shit out of me 😅

[@aimun5255]

My first thought was "so much lube e.e?" but reality turned out to be MUCH worse

[@SixtySecondYoga]

This is me washing other people’s hair! I instinctively use the same amount I would use for myself and my partner will be like tf??

[@SoVidushi]

“Christian is just sitting there like- harumph harumph”

[@maryamgholizad2798]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ifrah5198]

Death 😂😂😂

[@mauraconticchio266]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV6XlqCjf797hc0

[@quinnhall8205]

I love how you drew a plastic bag on Ana's head for her veil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@taiyabazaheer9492]

Same😂😂😂

[@aasthachaurasia4945]

and also a walmart one😂

[@sharyebethancourt3660]

@@aasthachaurasia4945 I was gonna say! 😂🤣😭😭

[@sitarules1722]

Ikr I was dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@M.A.Y.Y]

Cutting off air from her brain making her thinking cloudy hence her "sensible " things she did

[@myricn]

I was like wtf? When christian told anna he didn’t want a kid bc he was worried she’d love it more. Like? It’s 2 different kinds of love? It’s not comparable.

[@Eeep-f7y]

Only a true psycho would say that

[@angiewinchester3384]

And in the end, parents do love a child more than they love their partner. The child is a part of them and any sane person would choose their child over their lover any day.

[@RKhere97]

Yeah like once you become a parent you should put your kid first before your partner or you. He's just dumb.

[@adeleaslan8182]

Your profile pic is perfect for this comment

[@DysmasTheGoodThief]

Bad writing is bad

[@cassiewanek]

i just, when she announces she’s pregnant and alex goes after christian for blaming her i SCREAMED PERIOD SIR!!!!!!!

[@ananyasubramaniam7236]

ME TOO. i was like Period king you tell 'em

[@LannasMissingLink]

No you guys don't get it. Thats the problem, there was no period (LOL jk of course)

[@zombifieddreams5815]

Chris birth control isn’t 100 % I think and also he was really quick to blame her when they both did the deed

[@nothing3376]

Chris, yeah it’s not obvious. Obviously he’s a dick and a terrible person. But he shouldn’t be blamed in anyway if she stopped using birth control that he thought she was on

[@alisaurus4224]

Chris i don’t think it was in the movie, but in the book he 1. Schedules a gyno appt, WITHOUT ASKING, to get her a BC shot and 2. REPEATEDLY cancels/reschedules that appt, while continuing to have unprotected sex with Ana, then 3. when she *gasp* gets pregnant he yells “how could you be so stupid?” at her. True love, folks!

[@debasmitadas4775]

The writing of this video, is zillion times better than the three movies combined. 😂

[@lisab222]

Absolutely! 😂😂

[@BlueMoonlight777]

That's why I'm rather watching this video than the movies xD

[@robertmccully2792]

Written as a soap opera.. if your into that.

[@lisab222]

robert mccully not much into soap operas, but I guarantee literally ANY soap opera is written better than these books/movies 😂

[@merna_alkurdi]

Ikr!!

[@soapboxgamer9877]

"How do these books sell more than 14 copies?!" Alex read my mind.

[@farazattar3723]

People who are sexually frustrated and perverted.

[@kidzfromthebloc]

Desperate housewives and good marketing.

[@Kattywagon29]

The story of the novels was dumb x2, but I did learn about a few things that I had never heard of before, so there's that. LOL

[@Pillzpop]

Everybody has a horny aunt.

[@jennyzarate7086]

Because girls are tired of feminism

[@rebekah6271]

This trilogy should’ve been called “Anna ignoring red flags for three movies straight”

[@pinstripecool34]

😂

[@alysssabear]

Somebody should make a video of that 🤣

[@strahinjagov]

Insert red flag marching band here

[@haileyharmon5298]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theskoomalady]

Literally me with my ex boyfriend.. 🥲🤣

[@FitMedic]

Imagine thinking this is worse than 365. Don't get me wrong, this is really horrible but, "Are you lost, baby girl" is a million times worse

[@vanillamarshmallow]

Yeah, 50 shades freed is bad, but 365 is by far the worst of all these twilight knockoffs.

[@diosol_]

*Are you lost baby gorl*

[@bambi_bbholic6343]

50 shades is like Disney movie in front of 365 days.. Eeks..

[@JillCheese]

Nothing is as bad as *shivers* 365 days, and I watched the whole thing

[@carta360]

That is actually my favourite line in the movie because of how cringe it is 😂

[@haasher10]

I honestly still cant believe this series is sold as a “romantic movies” when it’s literally the story of a toxic relationship and a toxic guy who should go to therapy

[@stefxicilicitici6592]

I mean it also erotica, so it's bound to have toxic relationships. Some fantasies can't be fulfilled, so this is basically a supplement lol. Idk how people would find this hot, but like everyone is different I guess.

[@nalwogafaridah8082]

He does go to therapy

[@sigridbjergbakkemeyer3653]

It is because the moviemakers thought it was a romance novel - but it is erotica for teengirls. You try taking the plot from a porn and make it into a romance novel without it portraying a toxic relationship

[@carolinamurtha3102]

I first heard about this series from some friends/coworkers describing it as “mommy porn.” How it’s so hot and all while maintaining some class. I have no idea what any of them were talking about now knowing what these books and movies are about (and I’m a mommy myself, there is nothing hot about this at all.)

[@ashianamehra1079]

You think this is bad... check out 365 days lol

[@gapeachnow26]

I love how Jamie Dornan (Christian) just gave up trying to do an American accent.

[@sharyebethancourt3660]

He was like, this is just a check and they’re not gonna fire me NOW. 😂🤣

[@farazattar3723]

After 50 shades series, JD just went on to do English and Irish movies and series.

[@shudiptaaaa]

@@farazattar3723 poor guy man🤣

[@abbywolffe4114]

Fifty Shades Freed: The movie where Ana finally gets out of her toxic and abusive relationship with Christian and-- no? That's not the plot? Oh ok

[@bridgettelair370]

It's called Fifty Shades Freed because we the audience are finally free from more of this crap.

[@sammybear21]

Bridgette Lair PREECH.

[@NJGuy1973]

It's Christian that gets freed. The whole series is about him. He had fifty shades of personality fragments, a woman made him go into the dark about himself, and now he's freed of his issues. At least that's the impression I get.

[@sammybear21]

NJGuy1973 that’s interesting... I still don’t like the franchise though. 😐

[@NJGuy1973]

@@sammybear21 I didn't say it was good, I said that was the concept behind the books.

[@emmaothorell]

Him: "I want me and only me to be your whole world" Red flag. Her: "You ARE my whole world" MORE RED FLAGS

[@alisaurus4224]

In the book he says he’s worried she will love the baby more. RUN AWAY ANA

[@dixiecronin7791]

I don't know about the book, but I appreciate that in the movie she said that she'd choose her baby over anyone, including him. He needed to be knocked down a peg.

[@harperandrea4462]

Everywhere is red

[@sleepysera]

@@dixiecronin7791 Movie Ana in general is a way better character. Like, still awful, but she has at least a little bit of a mind of her own. Book Ana is a helpless, needy sheepish little thing that withers away as soon as she doesn't breathe the same air as Christian for a minute, while at the same time being ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of him in most of her internal monologues. It reads like straight from an abuse victim's mind, the way she is constantly on edge around him, always afraid he will flip out, that she could say or do something wrong, while also being wholly dependent on him in every aspect of her life after just mere DAYS of getting together.

[@sheli6948]

I SEE RED, REEEEEED OOOHH REEEDDD

[@vbqbj5132]

honestly if Christian wasn`t a billionaire this wouldn`t be 50 shades, but rather an episode of criminal minds..

[@redacted5078]

i love how u can take most of these kind of movies and change the music to a creepy one and It would look like a horror film

[@ntando_mgabadzeli]

I can already hear the wheels up in 30

[@janasaleh6769]

Keushcbdudjbduw i can’t

[@Visplight]

Nah, it'd be an arthouse film that got praise from pretentious douches for being a "bold look at a controversial issue" or some shit.

[@a.barroca5767]

And not even a good episode...

[@jem_hunni]

“they’re exchanging vows as if their relationship has been worth anything to begin with” 😂😂

[@pinstripecool34]

💀

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"They're exchanging vows as if their relationship has ever actually been worth anything to begin with" Alex spitting straight facts

[@amazing6764]

Your here too...

[@amitmohan3305]

@@amazing6764 He is everywhere . He is a literal God.

[@hannahh8952]

@@amitmohan3305 I know

[@littlepenguin7868]

:p

[@Andre-oe2zz]

There are lots of accounts with that name

[@uwish1144]

Women telling men they're pregnant in series and then the man just going like: ''Ah, it's all your fault, how could you do this, I'm gonna run away'' acting like the baby is not 50% his dna and he is not one of two people who made the baby makes me mad like wtf?

[@indiegala281]

But the women are allowed to have an abortion, essentially abandoning it? Isn’t it unfair that women are allowed to decide that they don’t want to take care of a child, but men aren’t?

[@_questioning_365]

@@indiegala281 Yes but that's not the point. Blaming being pregnant on women is just so wrong in so many ways like,,, who do you think made this baby WITH them douchebag, it's not like women can control being pregnant once it actually happens. Also, yes, women can get abortions but do you have any idea how much it messes up your body and your hormones? It will basically leave you permanently scarred. I don't even want to gen jnto what pregnancy itself means for the woman. In conclusion: ppl should be always careful when having sex and tALK witch e/o and just stop being dumb honestly 😌

[@jackskellington4198]

@@_questioning_365 Preach!

[@KH0LRA]

yeah wattpad stories be like

[@myairv]

indie gala its the womens right. You have no control over what a women can do to her own body. You are not the one having to carry the baby and give birth with the high risks of damage to your own body that usually happens with most mothers. Also lets take a little look at the gender pay gap, turns out a large percentage of women will not be hired or will lose their job and opportunities for wanting to start a family so no fvcking wonder mate, piss off. If a man wants to start a family with a women he should find someone who is WILLING and also wants to start a family. Theres a reason abortions are only available for a certain time period, its only a clump of cells and hasn’t even developed to have a heart beat yet

[@VictoriaHatzson]

I hate how these films confuse sexual tension for "true love" and acceptance. She's trying to fix him, he's controlling, it's not working, they have sex. That is literally all there is to it.

[@LifewithAlelee]

amen

[@Catfood19143]

SPEAK 👏

[@sindisomoyo6026]

Preach

[@siaprasad8400]

You just described delena

[@sleepysera]

Or they go for a helicopter/private airplane ride. It's mostly a 50:50 ratio between them "fixing" their relationship arguments with sex or with going up in the air.

[@bushyracc]

Why is Christian being drunk the only remotely interesting part of the movie lmao

[@user-fo4gv7pk3x]

Omg haha that’s what I was thinking

[@Kattywagon29]

I never actually saw the movies, but I did read the books. I've seen lots of people talk about how dumb and boring the movies are and I realize that most of those people probably haven't read the books. The movies are boring because all the interesting stuff (read kinky) was cut out. When you do that, you're left with nothing.

[@kaitlinellerbe1201]

Because his character completely changed from a brooding asshole to a seemingly happy guy who compliments his wife 😂

[@__crystal5874]

"They are exchanging vows, as if their relationship have ever actually been worth anything to begin with " THAT'S SOME PRECIOUS PIECE OF ADVICE RIGHT THERE

[@keke182]

Honestly 😂😂😂😂

[@RoseBaggins]

Yeah, right?

[@be6273]

I dont got it:(

[@yowatchie]

__ crystal that’s not really advice. It’s just shitting on them.

[@AngelicAutumn]

Disney princesses be like: 👁👄👁

[@버섯-c6p]

The five dislikes are probably from the movie directors...

[@saschamayer4050]

It's the author and her 4 bit... friends. I meant friends.

[@mikirin3349]

I heard that the directors tried to change a few things but the author kept throwing tantrums or something idk

[@danicafugit2697]

horny housewives too

[@exceptionallydistinctivedi481]

@@mikirin3349 really? What did they try to change?

[@amugglewatchingmugglething6585]

I dout even the directors like this pathetic excuse of a movie

[@supercalime]

I feel so bad for the actors on this franchise. They were clearly just getting a paycheck but their careers will always be overshadowed by this movie about a disgustingly toxic relationship that glorifies misogyny and abuse.

[@burneraccountforthewin]

True but it's ultimately up to them to chose better roles moving forward to rehabilitate their image. Like Robert Pattinson did, now lot's of people actually respect him as an actor despite the Twilight franchise

[@Gerbera726]

Also the director shot this like a daily soap. The way they deliver their lines is infuriating.

[@Christinavernon2382]

Yeah and the actor who played Christian in this, Jamie Dornan, did not like this role at all

[@sunnysolaris23]

Ah, I don't know. Dakota Johnson is doing pretty well for herself.

[@trashbasket11]

They weren't forced to take the roles, the original Christian quit because he knew the movie was a bad idea.

[@raissacaba9826]

He watched the worst “romance” movies in history for us: After Twilight 365 days 50 shades of grey

[@shel8968]

"The Kissing Booth" as well.

[@raissacaba9826]

@@shel8968 Oh, yeah.

[@Fimply]

But which one of this is the WORST?

[@raissacaba9826]

@@Fimply I never tortured myself, so I have no idea

[@JasminGardenia]

@@Fimply He says 50 Shades Freed is the worst

[@EhrenRunde_]

Yes, it's the worst, buuut 356 days is even more worse.

[@briannagarcia5938]

365*

[@yoonjinlife9579]

it's his reviews saves lives 😂

[@slipknotter]

they're all terrible

[@sarawithouttheh1550]

Yeah, 365 days was worse than the fanfictions I would write when I was 10, it's like a fanfiction from wattpad written by a little girl

[@EmanNabil]

ArE yUo LoSt bABy giRl

[@barbaranovaes3012]

I literally can’t imagine you as a human being, you’re a living cartoon character for me

[@silenceinthevoid8691]

😂This is the truth

[@belleah5562]

Lmao, why isn’t this the top comment

[@KH0LRA]

yeah, seeing his facecam yt videos felt surreal

[@mspak182]

In fact Alex should be playing Christian here! He really is a good looking guy

[@amitmohan3305]

@Anne Day Alex is very attractive you know.

[@stefers8451]

The Fifty Shades trilogy...one of the few stories that is actually NOT a better love story than Twilight but it is quite possibly one of the WORST stories of abuse and controlling relationships.

[@blauespony1013]

Well, it is based on Twilight, so there was little hope to begin with.

[@ribbityflapflap]

What makes me sad is that so many people like Twilight . Including a girl at my school. She's stupid😌

[@HAPPILYANTALIE]

MyNose IsClogged I like twilight people just love hate to on twilight she’s not stupid just because she likes twilight.

[@ribbityflapflap]

@@HAPPILYANTALIE Just so ya know the comment said "abusive and controlling" I've seen vids on what Twilight is about. And I would be interested in T if it didn't have to be so controlling of Bella.

[@ribbityflapflap]

@@HAPPILYANTALIE It's not just bc of her liking Twilight. It's also other things she says. Most T lovers like Edward and it annoys me sm. He's so controlling towards Bella. Which is why I don't like T. People are starting to normalize(normalise? Idk) abusive men in books and movies. Saying they're perfect and cute and sweet. It's just so annoying.

[@annoningly]

"I'm sorry I'm standing here telling you I'm sorry" 🙄🙄 omg cry me a river. My ex husband used to do that crap it's so manipulative. Obviously not sorry just "sorry" that you feel that way.

[@pollypocket4323]

That bothers me so much too! Like, cool? Saying you’re sorry doesn’t undo what you did and isn’t a get out of jail card 🙄

[@itsboyaknow]

Right? FAAAAAKE

[@lionessbynature8007]

Sorry that she called his sorry ass out for his man child foolishness. You're there telling her your sorry because she became privy while you were sloppy drunk. Dropped the ball there on staying 2 steps ahead of her.

[@hypnoticseptember]

Imo it's like this; I'm sorry you're soooo over sensitive, like calm tf down! I only spent an evening with my ex girlfriend after I got upset at you for being pregnant with my child! *Where's the trust?!*

[@Cloudy-wu9ju]

My dad does that to my mom he says exactly that!

[@vicmattison4896]

Why is the taxi driver more attractive than the main love interest? Hmmmmmmm

[@luvernment]

Victoria Mattison Cause he’s played by the dude who plays Noel Kahn from Pretty Little Liars

[@Stella-cf4cl]

he's the bodyguard. Which I know from a tweet talking about how hot her bodyguard is.

[@itskashkashi]

@@luvernment thank you! I couldn't place him but I knew I knew him from something lol

[@burgerpatty]

Ava Riley-McGovern wait what omg

[@jodel8622]

Exactly what I thought!

[@elysse4929]

Just that she married someone without knowing if he ever wants to start a family is crazy. Now if he said "no" what would she do... Sacrifice that part of her life to him just like that.? These are important steps you need to take before you decide to marry, you really need to know what the other person wants and what to expect from them. This only shows (amongst many other things, this sure is one of the smallest problems this relationship has) how little they actually know each other. 🙃 But sure.... that level of reality can't be expected from this movie... We just have to get over it 😅😅🙏

[@fxncynxncy]

Dude right they didn't even discuss it or anything

[@tanamaraqueen8951]

If that scene doesnt literally summarize almost all american marriages Idk what does😂

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the ALPHA MALE of this comment section and I command RESPECT. Right now I am ordering you to NOT view any of my videos. Instead just look at my thumbnails and be JEALOUS. Bye bye ellie

[@moona3206]

@@AxxLAfriku Wtf is even this comment ?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hellothere-bo7bn]

AxxL wtf

[@Sigh.Klopps]

The fact that this video starts off with a heavy sigh tells me it’s gonna be a good one

[@yoonjinlife9579]

facts though 😂😂

[@xluxie1415]

Yep

[@kdragon713]

Right

[@camillauiterwijk9625]

Anna: injects herself with hormones that have tons of side effects because Christian can't be bothered to wear protection Christian: tHis iS aLl yOur FaUlt 😡😡😡💔💔💔😭😭😭

[@KaliqueClawthorne]

Or like ... him getting a vasectomie : DI mean ... it doesn't make him less a man ...

[@Wynnie1121]

You'd think he would have worked on his pullout game by now

[@kidzfromthebloc]

Isn't that... real life?

[@joeycampbell940]

It's still mostly her fault, her body her responsibility.

[@officiallyholly]

@@joeycampbell940 don't have s3x if you can't handle the consequences 🤷‍♀️ why should we have to inject all sorts into our bodies when it takes two to have a kid, two to sleep together.

[@gabbiekimmel9220]

if christian grey is a billionaire then why doesn’t he have better security on his apartment👁👄👁

[@akosbarati2239]

Marvin Gaye Jr. on his last tour hired a throng of bodyguards because he was convinced somebody is out to poison him, only to retreat to the home he bought for his parents and get murdered by his own father. High octane individuals are prone to make bad choices if there's nobody around them to tell them no and explain to them why it shouldn't happen.

[@ranasafi4858]

I love those big old red flags moments. They're so funny.

[@nate6045]

So good I need it in gif form

[@zeldahyrule3127]

So true!!!!!!!!! i love his humor

[@kittyscreativecorner]

I love the guy with the symbols he’s so into it

[@pixelmeyers4936]

I might have put together a compilation of those moments, feel free to check it out and let me know what you think.

[@myohmyaisa]

If he is so against pregnancy why didn't he get vasectomy?!

[@jiayi5829]

He want to feel like a real man.. I got this idea from a local show

[@jiayi5829]

I just notice that your name is ana lol

[@JackalopeBunny]

Well either that or use protection even after they are married, condoms and the pill.

[@rachatmokrani3248]

@@JackalopeBunny but he hates using condoms....poor christian 😭..........seriously, that guy is just, he's just, i don't even have the words to describe him 😑

[@JackalopeBunny]

@@rachatmokrani3248 Which explains why she gets shots? whatever that is about? I never heard of birth control being given as shots before, of course I never really watched this movie or read the book. I think the only word I can think of is Prick or Scumbag?

[@Nefertiti162008]

10:22 “You know who probably means a lot to you? The girl whose the first person you went to go see in the middle of the night ya dirt dingus!” I LOVE IT!!!! You said what we all wanted to say! SO PERFECT!!!

[@keerthana7118]

I know!!!

[@ameliasegan2138]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@hi-fx3ud]

How was she able to identify Jack? His face wasn't that clear.

[@matthewkoch6937]

That is a textbook example of plot contrivance-something impossible in real life, but that happens in the story simply to move it forward, or to give the concept a reason to be in the script.

[@shiannafoxx]

@@matthewkoch6937 Suspension of disbelief

[@feckingpucky]

Cause she has superpowers

[@hi-fx3ud]

@@feckingpucky That seems to be the only reasonable explanation.

[@youdontknowme6101]

Errr... nothing in this movie makes sense.

[@renatamarie5546]

As an adult female, this is the most unstable, unhealthy relationship I have ever seen be romanticized as something good..I dont get it

[@justinwalton3260]

“How did these books sell more then 14 copies” How did the books even sell more then 2 copies?

[@panicontheargo7034]

How did it even get published in the first place

[@Shiirow]

how did these even get published? the story should have stayed on fanfiction.net

[@mackthechild6877]

Sex sells

[@burgerpatty]

Shiirow lmfao 😭

[@Pipkiablo]

Because fanfic writers will read the dumbest shit and get this kind of stuff attention. And yes I can say this because I'm a fanfic writer and I have read the dumbest shit just because I was desperate for _something_ to read and ended up liking some of it even though I acknowledge that it's actually not good.

[@BabyRainForest]

I hate when movies act like a happy ending is getting married and having kids. Not everyone wants that.

[@reetmoondra1872]

You should watch the movie *the break up* (Jennifer Aniston is one of the leads )

[@mintfreightage7670]

You can say that again. Same want it, sure, but some don't. Love is important sure, but love doesn't necessarily have to mean marriage and children.

[@sarahgoesvroom]

Yeah I wanna be alone and eat chilli chips I dont wanna marry and i am scared that my vag would explode if i get childs And kids needs money.... ....mine money

[@sarahgoesvroom]

@@mintfreightage7670 love isnt important to everyone Some people are aromantic

[@mintfreightage7670]

@@sarahgoesvroom no, I mean platonic love. Like loving someone as a friend or family member. E.g. siblings. You love those kinds of people in a non romantic way.

[@alibali6709]

I really love how he stresses the fact, that Christian acts like a total asshole when he finds out that Anna ist pragnant. And that it is his responsibility too. And that it sucks that birth control is always just for the woman to care about. Love u Alex Meyers!

[@rexgeorgerodriguez7620]

I think now they invented sperm control pill for men.

[@abcdefghij337]

I mean clearly he doesn’t respect sex for what it is, but that’s what sex is for. Maybe he shouldn’t have been having sex if he didn’t want to risk the consequences.

[@smallstepsdaily]

👏👏👏

[@VictoriaHatzson]

Also... when a man tells you that he wants your world to begin and end with him... that's not romantic... that's clingy, egotistic, shows a lack of growth AND a lack of understanding the other person's individuality and need for self prioritisation and it's an overall big ol' RED FLAG. This is the type of guy who sees his own child as a competition over his wife's attention, love and affection.

[@nikhilsharma3563]

This movie really is F**ked up....how is it even legal lol

[@talik7912]

"How has this made over a billion dollars?" "How are people still watching this?" Me: I don't necessarily think it has much to do with the actual plot Alex...

[@umuhanibashir8467]

“You may call me Mrs Grey!!!” Only part I liked

[@oopsy-daisy]

Yeah! That was the ONLY scene I liked lol

[@ljmoore6780]

This movie is terrible but honestly, Anna using wife fu on that one woman was pretty funny

[@sleepysera]

The problem is that it just comes out of nowhere. She's sheepish the entire trilogy and then this random burst of wildcat getting territorial happens for no apparent reason at all. So even the scenes that are fun or feel good in this movie come with the bad aftertaste that they really make no sense.

[@ljmoore6780]

@@sleepysera yeah that's true, on the plus side however, the franchise has died

[@ArabellaTurner]

@sleepysera My guess is that it’s to make Anna look like she’s gotten stronger and more independent, but really it just makes her look as weak as ever. You’re right that Anna’s still as timid as ever, but she found someone she felt she had total control over (some other woman in her employ who she could just fire if things didn’t work out) and lashed out at her. It seems like Anna is still afraid of standing up for herself for real, so she found a strawman enemy she could easily tear down as a way to make herself feel stronger.

[@niamarieliseia6103]

Oh yeah Lexi from Tvd was in this movie.

[@ljmoore6780]

@@niamarieliseia6103 she is so much better than this movie

[@1DNoticeMOi]

Look, if you don't want a kid and just want a partner, that's totally fine. BUT DISCUSS THAT STUFF BEFORE GETTING MARRIAGE!

[@coralinejones2721]

“getting marriage”

[@maximumdinosaur]

Absolutely

[@Yuunarichu]

@@coralinejones2721 Get marriage today! >:D

[@mayankgoud9503]

Getting married

[@itzmomo9]

"What is it with watching girls sleep? You got Edward, Christian, Massimo..." If I'm not wrong isn't Christian based off of Edward and Massimo based off of Christian?

[@TheHiddenDirector]

Its like a conga line of guys with red flags.

[@vaishalideokule9402]

You are right

[@VikingHorseCreations]

Creepception xD

[@abbeynoel2629]

Christian is based off Edward because 50 shades of gray was originally a twilight fanfiction

[@elenaespinoza8158]

@@abbeynoel2629 oh god why they all need jesus and holy water 😱🥶😬😬😬shudder shudder yikes

[@na1959]

I bet they made the whole jack is a stalker plot just to justify Christian's habit of obsessively keeping tabs on her

[@directiontonarnia]

Ron and scabbers had more chemistry than anna and christian over this ENTIRE trilogy 🙄

[@zainabmusa4166]

Girl 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤭

[@anycullen21]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@irellafish8669]

I AM CRYING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@lailagamal7400]

Indeed 😂

[@novabohr4686]

That makes crookshanks comparable to jack and it’s still a better plot than 50SoG

[@kelmoethedinosaur8249]

you can really tell the actors don't want to be there anymore.

[@maryjjaneeee]

They actually had a really good time filming them together...if you watched any interview ever

[@brianfoxx687]

@@maryjjaneeee 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 ITS FAKE

[@alexanderknott9039]

**Fifty Shades Freed** Me: oh, so she’s gonna leave the relationship then?

[@rosie8043]

Honestly if that was it then it would have been a way better movie than the whole franchise

[@thealiachekzaifoundationof3822]

I hope by freed you mean the fem- dies. Don't even respond debating me, I'm a masculinist, gay, & I don't talk to nonMales. Only to males.

[@BookWormNat]

Their relationship is so incredibly toxic and makes me feel icky. I don’t know who would watch this and actually enjoy it.

[@just-trying-my-best-everyday]

Alex is the hero we needed but don't deserve.

[@megjane7]

Yes!

[@chithewoodfairy]

Yes

[@walkerb9092]

You should do the Percy Jackson movies next

[@ameliak0628]

Oh my god no. Don't subject Alex to that horror

[@just-trying-my-best-everyday]

Definitely.

[@leastyleslinson6147]

Don't remind me *crying from the distance*

[@Narra0002]

Yeah the first one sucked, nothing like the book

[@Ana-rf5cu]

What movies??( we don't talk about those in this fandom)

[@rinarama_]

horrifying how this movie really said ‘it’s the woman’s fault for getting pregnant’

[@fabi.6080]

Abi Da Menace true but even if getting mad and disappointed is stupid because it still takes two to make bebe

[@sleepysera]

To be fair, in the movie he's kinda right, they agreed on her getting the shots to avoid a pregnancy and she simply "forgot" to, which is extremely irresponsible, unfair to him and a disgusting form of trapping, really. He's absolutely justified in both blaming her and not being okay with the pregnancy. In the books though, it is very specific that they DIDN'T agree on a form of birth control - Christian forced the shots on her because he doesn't like wearing condoms. Then HE drags her halfway across the globe and keeps her constantly busy so she has barely any chance to even get her next shot.

[@edenrome2245]

"I wanted your world to begin and end with me" RED FLAG RED FLAG NOPE NOPE NO NO NO

[@17bnd]

" And I promise to stalk your every movement and randomly watch you sleep at night and tie you up in the basement a couple of times when I feel like it" "Oh boy, the truest of true loves" I swear, Alex never disappoints me😂😂

[@exceptionallydistinctivedi481]

Of topic ur pfp is cute.

[@mauraconticchio266]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV6XlqCjf797hc0

[@17bnd]

@@exceptionallydistinctivedi481 Thank you uwu 😅😅

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

"how did you even get here." I dunno, I was kidnapped and brought in a burlap sack

[@7delaney]

I mean that's was just what I was gonna ask you but okay

[@kroseandpen4671]

They gave you a sack? I just got sucker punched in the face and shoved in a white panel van.

[@hopefullywholesome1955]

KRose lucky, you got a van. They just knocked me out with a frying pan and dragged me here

[@7delaney]

@@hopefullywholesome1955 they dragged you? lucky. They made me walk 7 miles to get some candy that wasn't even real.

[@gabby4662]

Bubblegum you got to walk? they set a rabid pack of dogs after me and i had to run for like 4 hours.

[@Lexi_Zone]

"I want your world to begin and end with me." "It does." (redundant comment of the century) That's unhealthy.

[@minutemuse]

It's really fucked up that Ana so readily agreed with him and doesn't even add the inclusion of their future child/children. She's not only coddling his controlling nature but comforting _him_ while she's the one lying in the hospital bed bruised and beaten. She could've had a miscarriage for fuck's sake, but go ahead Christian, let your injured pregnant wife comfort and reassure _you!_

[@Maria-hw1uq]

Reminded me of a book named Verity that traumatized me, where the woman was so obsessed with her husband she didn't care at all about her children and even tried to abort them herself so he would care about her only, only here instead of Ana the crazy psycho would be Christian

[@sleepysera]

Well he made sure there was nothing else she had to care about for the most part 😏 He pretty much separated her from her friends and family, multiple times forbade her to go see them until she stopped asking, bought her a company so she didn't have to try and have a career, and he sure as hell tried to make sure no pesky offspring would exist that could ruin it either. Failed on the last one, but see how well he took that...

[@surladanse5621]

@@sleepysera omg i that's true😮 *TOXIC ASF!!!*

[@bobabun]

Im just waiting for fifty shades of child, and its about their kid growing up to be a traumatized child with anger problems or something because of his parents and idk but hey, maybe one day it’ll happen :)

[@taiyabazaheer9492]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarahfromtheneverland9001]

Would've been perfect of hardin from after was their son lol

[@M.A.Y.Y]

Makes sense

[@imveryodd1691]

Imagine if this actually happened and we got a 4th movie

[@AlicesonHarvey]

Well considering how Hollywood, loves a cash grab we might still see a film like this But I think it would be better with a teenager, who is totally spoiled and just a nightmare to be around

[@paypaykate]

The best part of fifty shades freed: Hailee Steinfeld and BloodPop’s song “Capital Letters.” DONT punish the great artists just cause the movie was awful, cause the music was great!

[@sonal_she_her595]

Great music is the only good thing that the series has given us.

[@ks_cerealkiller]

I agree! I thought it was just me.

[@miniaturecreature]

Yaaaaasss

[@sorenaj264]

Payton yes they had great songs😭

[@manasajoshi5813]

I love that song so much! ❤️

[@zoinksscoop20yearsago68]

_"Christian was adopted but Jack wasn't"_ * flashbacks to *meet the robinsons* and the steak scene *

[@N8tron97]

“Mr. steak, you’re my only friend.”

[@ifunenyaisoje9683]

😂😂😂😂.... Genius.

[@Isarai1705]

I came for copper and found GOLD.

[@dixiecronin7791]

"Game didn't go so well?"

[@pal8542]

That's what I thought!!!😂😂😂

[@rexcabrera8398]

Homegirl: "am pregnant" Billionar Abuser 2.0: 👁👄👁

[@asumi7984]

what's 1.0

[@rexcabrera8398]

@@asumi7984 glittery vampire?

[@sevgar5128]

So this whole franchise boils down to ; Weird flirting> creepy ass situation> Anna not seeing giant red flags> kinky scene> chessy dialogue > sad montage> romantic montage Repeat

[@M.A.Y.Y]

🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@frosch6532]

“He isn’t a REAL fan of children..like he’s seen the movies but hasn’t read the books “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@norahroyce3722]

Aye sir!

[@frosch6532]

Norah Royce LoL “ I think so too “ 😂🥰👌🏻

[@victoriabrown3374]

I don’t get it

[@frosch6532]

Victoria Brown lol they’re references from the anime ( fairy tail) because my profile pic is Frosch 🥰 (Also from the anime)

[@13リナ]

@@frosch6532 umm, do you mean about your original comment???

[@catacortis2909]

Why did the rich guy (yes I already forgot his name) act like Anna was going to like leave him for the baby, Mr. Stalker that’s not how parenthood works

[@BlueFlameVampire]

He didn't think that. In the book he says that he's not ready to share her attention with a baby and that she'll love it more than him.

[@elenaespinoza8158]

Well yikes

[@myeeeeeh]

Shana_Fujioka big yikes.

[@BonaparteBardithion]

@@BlueFlameVampire That just sounds like what they'd said. He's afraid of getting dumped for a baby - like the division of attention doesn't go both ways and that love is a finite resource.

[@sleepysera]

@@BonaparteBardithion Which, to some degree it is, if you measure it in time and attention spent. A baby WILL take time and attention away from him to some degree. Of course, the idea that she has to devote 100% of her love and devotion to only him is fucked up in the first place.

[@SuperFlik]

"Where should I keep all my Yu-gi-Oh Cards?" That hits way too close to home...

[@Suki-hl6vg]

Realtalk

[@UnchartedRevolution]

Same. All I could think of when he said that was the Brie Larson meme, "Is that a personal attack or something".

[@anushka5690]

I feel so bad for the poor girl, Christian isn't even worth her day and she basically gave him her whole life lmao

[@fallinlight3944]

i mean- she was stupid too like christian is literally a walking red flag

[@BelFigueVel]

Alex: How does this book sell more than fourteen copies? Me: Sado devil's tango 😂😂

[@sleepysera]

It's not even good smut. Not even average either. A grown woman describing her lady parts as "down there" and her lust as "her inner goddess doing a flicflac over the sofa" or whatever is not sexy. You have to be the type of person who has never in their life picked up a bad grocery store "romance" book, much less seen actual porn, to think the smexy times in 50 Shades are hot 😒

[@medusaaurora7135]

Dude I've read better smuts in Ao3 with a better storyline

[@candycane1744]

Bc how it introduces BDSM to women but! The same people who glorify it also refuses to watch porn with BDSM

[@kdragon713]

Why is Sawyer look better than Christian in this movie?

[@sinkaisen9363]

The movies might be terrible, but at least the guys are nice to look at.

[@flxwercxrpse1871]

I even sensed more chemistry between Ana and Sawyer than with Christian 💀💀

[@skateywatey]

LMAOOOO I thought Sawyer was Christian until she said his name. why do they have the same features lol

[@sophiekouhai]

@@flxwercxrpse1871 IKR! in 30 seconds they proved they were a more interesting couple than the main one lol

[@emotionaldamage9894]

Ikr

[@Charlotte-nn8vf]

Please do The Last Airbender. Now THAT is the worst movie of all time.

[@chaossomeday4343]

This Movie never existed

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

There is no movie in Ba Sing Se. Here we are safe. Here we are free.

[@beepbeep2918]

CasualNickname he doesn’t have to see the series first

[@beepbeep2918]

CasualNickname no one cares

[@jols._.9835]

You know how some awful movies make fun reviews because you have someone you like bashing them? TLA movie was so bad I don't even want to look at scenes while Alex roasts it

[@malmfao]

Ana running away with her swoon-worthy bodyguard would've been a better storyline than this

[@TwilightLvr88]

I really appreciate how you pointed out that Christian had an equal part in the pregnancy - where Christian was getting mad at Ana for missing her shot, and the added commentary about how she has to go through all these side effects just so he gets to do what he wants however he wants. Overall, I love your videos, especially when you pick apart really horrible movies. Keep doing you!

[@barbara9315]

LittleLion21 Those contraceptive shots and pills really mess up women’s bodies and raise the risk to ovarian and cervical cancer,but as long as the men feel good who cares,right?

[@sleepysera]

@@barbara9315 If both partners agree on using that form of contraception it's fine, and it's justified to expect the one who uses it to keep up with it (or notify their partner if they want to stop, so a different form of contraception can be used instead then). I can't tell my boyfriend it's fine to have sex without condoms because I'm on the pill when I'm not, that's on me. Of course, in the case of these books/movies, the shots were forced on Ana by him because he doesn't like wearing condoms, so f*ck him; she never freely consented to using that form of birth control in the first place.

[@vi6126]

@@barbara9315 Hormonal contraception actually decreases the risk of ovarian cancer, which is a big plus since that kind of cancer can't be found with a routine screening and has an high mortality rate. Cervical cancer is almost always caused by HPV (a virus). Hormonal birth control users have slightly higher rates of cervical cancer because they tend to use condoms less frequently, so they're more likely to contract an high-risk strain of HPV. People need to be aware that even if they are on the pill, using condoms is necessary or strongly recommended in certain situations. But blaming hormonal BC because it doesn't protect against HPV and other STIs is like blaming condoms because they don't regulate periods or treat acne.

[@MavenCree]

LOL, when she said she's 6 or 7 weeks pregnant, my first thought was... Have they known each other that long?

[@alisaurus4224]

“Six weeks pregnant” counts from the start of the last period, so it’s only about a month from conception. So sure, probably!

[@bella7093]

I swear they break up like every second why would they think a marriage is a good idea! Like what???

[@heartfullbutterfly314]

Some people think having kids or getting married will magically fix things. When in reality it can make things worse and divorce is so expensive. It's why Divorce is through the roof here

[@bella7093]

@@heartfullbutterfly314 same around where I live what country are you in? Cause it is sooo expensive in the us

[@heartfullbutterfly314]

@@bella7093 I'm in the U.S. too.

[@pinstripecool34]

Lmfao ikr

[@MegaKnight2012]

So it's like Rachel and Ross

[@Marielusi]

It still astounds me that this is not a story written by a man who was living under the illusion that women like this type of men and relationship. But NO. It was written by a WOMAN and thousands of WOMEN love that story. What is wrong with the world?

[@waltermh111]

Yes, because feminism lied to you to make you believe men are such horrible people. Its us men saying wtf when 10s of millions of women were justifying this crap. Women pushed for the sexual liberation movement, not men. What did you expect to happen?

[@dicknock3711]

Respectfully? You look like those weird idiot women who judge women all the time just because they don't submit to their values, you sound unbearable to me. Say it with me, for fuck's sake, this movie is AN EROTICA. AN EROTICA. Repeat after me and for all those idiots in this comment section, it's not supposed to be a real drama movie, it's supposed to be an EROTICA. In case you don't know what an EROTICA is, it's basically softcore porn. It's made to satisfy many of women's desire to live this fantasy where you have this super rich and handsome man running after a simple and nerdy shy girl and then some drama happens and she always goes back to him and he "cares with her" and stuff that makes her feel so "loved" and "wanted" It's not supposed to be a real story with a real conflict. It's just some porn for teenage and adult women with fetish. Everybody knows that this story isn't healthy in any way possible but this is what happens when you turn an erotica novel into a movie, you get this. Sorry for writing all this but I'm just sick of people complaining about this movie all the time as if it's something cool, this movie isn't made for you, the fact that this movie was a box office success albeit its negative reviews is enough to tell you about the kind of the audience that likes it, hint: IT'S NOT FOR THE STORY.

[@ckk5762]

They indulge in "fictional fantasties"