"FIFTY SHADES OF GREY" IS TWILIGHT IF IT WERE A COMEDY| BAD MOVIES & A BEAT | KennieJD

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

I didn't get intimidation from him either and I'm the kind of person who gets nervous when babies make eye contact with me over their mom's shoulder

[@data_storytelling9167]

I feel that 😂

[@starlight1691]

😂😂😂😂😂 GIRL SAME

[@brittneynicole7765]

💀😭

[@Jasminekuwonu]

💀💀fr. Babies and little kids love me but a baby on thier mom shoulder really scares me. They look so mad

[@jeanbastien9424]

Watch "The Fall" he plays a serial killer and he can actually act. I blame directing for this hot trash, or maybe he's just born to play psychopaths.

[@BEngelbrecht97]

"Your voice is too small and your shoulders are too narrow to talk to me like that." This has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

[@makeda6530]

I felt that line lmao

[@jessicasebastiao9069]

I'm dead 😂🤣

[@stephangray9059]

Kennie and her Dorito boy complex.

[@kishinumaayumi]

For some reason I thought that "funniest" was wrong and it should be "funniesd"

[@BangtanNoona]

I subscribed just because of this description.

[@gomolemomorolo6382]

This movie needed a _”Are you lost, babygirl?”_ 😂

[@pixiedust1999]

You did 365 days so dirty lol

[@emmylia]

@@pixiedust1999 it did itself dirty tbh lmao

[@lollipoprandom5249]

He says *Laters baby*

[@leshaeeee]

don't you mean "babyGORL" 😂

[@gomolemomorolo6382]

leshaé That’s sounds so much better actually 😂

[@chimchay5683]

such a shame that the soundtracks for the movie are better than the movie itself

[@starlight1691]

It's like that for all bad movies, there's always such amazing music used, but the movie itself is terrible!

[@kiatorrette5631]

Why we wasting great music on shitty movies?

[@lydiab3039]

@@kiatorrette5631 My guess is that it's to compensate.

[@kiatorrette5631]

@@lydiab3039 You know what, that's fair.

[@tracy_cakkes]

Oh my gosh yes!!!!!

[@michaelmohamed6739]

At some points he just hits her when he's mad at her so?? That ain't BDSM buddy that is abuse

[@AikiraBeats]

Thank you

[@Maryam045]

He spanks her.. it is his way to punish her I guess..

[@Someone-or8tp]

The relationship is toxic regardless of if it's abuse or BDSM. BDSM in reality is not really like how it's depicted in the movie.

[@nessyness5447]

@@Maryam045 first of all, not constented spanking is abuse. and second punish her? for what? for not telling him that she was thinking of visiting her family? like dude, she is not going to move to china forevee and leave you without previous notice or something like that ( which still would not be a reason to punish anyone, just an issue to talk about) she is just visiting her family for a few days, is not something to be remotely bothered about.

[@niaroberts2193]

fr bdsm is based on trust and NOT taking your emotions out on people

[@lexiesawyer1583]

WHEN CHRISTIAN SAID “I’M A DOMINANT” I LEGIT THOUGHT HE SAID “I’M A DOUGHNUT” I-

[@IntuitivelyDriven]

Idk why this made me chuckle so much 😂

[@justanotherweirdo11]

More accurate of a description tbh, lol

[@elliedee8829]

LMAO

[@alex_ze_awsumyt5484]

-vegan doughnut-

[@victoriashevlin8587]

Ok now that's all I can hear 😂

[@kdragon713]

If he was not rich it would be a criminal minds episode lol

[@makeda6530]

_Exactly!_

[@ashantihayes4321]

I felt that lol

[@blahbabe16]

The funny thing is there is a criminal minds episode of the fandom of Fifty Shades of Grey lol

[@chinchilla0708]

Actually it's easier to control your victim with money when you're rich. It's easier to hide your crimes soooo

[@daniellesimone7939]

No because he never broke the law so how sway?

[@schibleh531]

"you're a sadist?" "I am a dominant" "what does that mean?" "Uhhh...it means I dominate??"

[@annalima7166]

"Uhm... It means that I don't get off on pain, I get off on control". Here, I fixed it

[@Firespawnable]

@@annalima7166 in the book she was calling him a control freak since chapter 1

[@lovesplus3879]

Thank you just about to comment that. Like girl you got a degree... I think

[@sierrajade7875]

My favorite part of that is that his whole thing is inflicting pain. That.... that’s sadism. That’s, like, sadism’s whole thing.

[@jiminsfloss4595]

It means I'm a sexual predator who wants to steal your soul :D

[@nayshkamariel]

a tweet i stole: thinking about how when i was 14, my stepmom found out i was reading smut on wattpad and my dad read it out loud while i was screaming and crying

[@sienna3331]

That’s sounds traumatic 😬

[@emmac.3835]

Oh shitttt😂

[@hardskull2349]

Ohh shit😂😂😂😂

[@helloiamnotacrazedbuttstab2109]

Wtf...

[@lorraineachieng1916]

Damn...😅

[@salem7276]

christian may have a dark backstory, but does he wear size thirteen men's nikes?

[@claudepena8482]

Lool

[@salem7276]

@Rose Redwine Ani. yes. mens.

[@soundskindagay2709]

𝙽𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎 5 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗'𝚜 𝙽𝚒𝚔𝚎'𝚜... 𝙳𝚞𝚑

[@bellaelleira]

goblin bastard i- 😩😂😂

[@ananyaneralla5382]

GIRL-

[@meganthompson3340]

"did i ever tell yall about the time i got offered bdsm on the street?" you cant just SAY something like that and not elaborate, im dead!!!

[@elmfao1824]

I just imagine a guy in a trenchcoat being like "Hey, want some BDSM?"

[@isneezedsohardmyleftbuttch111]

@@elmfao1824 *opens trench coat*

[@cottoncandy2023]

@@elmfao1824 lool

[@primeeccel6297]

i can't like this comment it's at 420 likes

[@nosferat-ew]

T H I C C B O I lmfaoo

[@jubilantsleep]

Ana: I want you to SHOW me Christian: *SHOWs her* Ana: Never touch me again *flees dramatically*

[@derpydevilolidk]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theMiighty]

Okay so to give context for this, this scene apparently is the same as the book. The screen writer came up the idea that Christian was supposed to continue after Anna said the safe word for him to stop. Myers flipped the fuck out and refused for it to happen so they changed that one little detail but kept all the rest. I think it gives a lot of context for the scene tbh

[@jubilantsleep]

Quinlan Marchese That actually makes more sense. Thx

[@roselover411]

@@jubilantsleep I mean a responsible dominant would NEVER agree to do 'the worst' to a new sub either. Because that shit will traumatize someone new to the scene. You have to progress in stages and you HAVE to be able to trust your dom, which at this point in the relationship Ana doesn't know him well enough to do so. Christian Grey is not a trustworthy dom. He doesn't understand the concept of aftercare and just *ditches* Ana as soon as they're done with the sex part that he likes without taking care of his sub afterward. You can't just be like 'I just totally destroyed you in multiple ways, now i'm gonna leave immediately, bye' after something so intense. You have to bring them out of it slowly and with care. If you hurt them that way and then don't take the time to bring them back to equilibrium it can wreck them. So of course after he goes all out hitting her, and then does nothing to try to bring her out of sub space and back into the real world, cuddling with her and making sure she drinks a lot of water or tea or whatever to keep her hydrated and healthy, so she knows she's cared for and safe, of COURSE she's going to run!

[@jubilantsleep]

@@roselover411 I see

[@Ciaobellaaa]

“If you roll your eyes at me again I’m going to bend you over my knee” Me: sir this is a McDonald’s drive thru

[@natstewgirl]

As someone who worked Drive-Thru I've had stuff like this happen...

[@imacapricorn9144]

@@natstewgirl Woah! ...How did it make you feel?

[@natstewgirl]

I mean, it's a job? But it got to the point where I would get anxious about it until even my sleep was filled with endless weird people yelling at me drunk so I had to quit?

[@pangkoulee7648]

YES

[@miaa1762]

@@natstewgirl I would quit, ngl 🗿

[@MyNameIsMelissa0000]

In defense of Jamie Dornan 😅 He is actually a good Irish actor, he was in an amazing BBC tv drama where he played an actual serial killer, but he has made it really clear that he hated this movie with a passion so I feel like the bad acting was just from the script being pure cringe

[@deeelleee]

I'm so glad someone else is defending him. I was about to do the same. Boy is a good actor, these movies were just poor judgement.

[@MyNameIsMelissa0000]

@@deeelleee Yeah, I feel like his manager told him that this would be his big break and that the cheque was large so he just did it hoping for the best 😂

[@deeelleee]

@@MyNameIsMelissa0000 actual facts. Bit now he's got the cheque and the fame and he's just sitting there not proud of these movies because they're god awful.

[@frozenelectricdreams]

yo why is it that both this movie and twilight had the actors HATING the movies and their roles in them??? shits hilarious

[@CocoGotSnacks]

Donna Louise the fall is the shiiiii bro

[@mariahgumm8314]

Funny story time: my mom came up to me a couple years ago telling me about how she just watched this horror/thriller that she thought was terrifying. She knew how much I like a good thriller, so she wanted me to watch it, then we could see the sequels together and see how she defeats her abuser (who my mom speculated was secretly a serial killer with a Bluebeard thing going on) Naturally, I was intrigued and asked her to tell me the premise of this wonderful movie I somehow missed. A couple sentences in I realized she watched 50 Shades of Gray. I let her tell me her synopsis of the movie, then had to gently explain that what she watched was supposed to be an erotic romance. She refused to believe me until I pulled it up on Google. Somehow she missed the hype when it came out or she thought it was something different, but damn was she floored. On an unrelated note: I think the problem you described with Cristian being intimidating would have been solved if they'd cast Henry Calvil. He's big, he can be gruff, and, as the modern DC movies show, he doesn't mind being cast in shit movies as long as they are big enough.

[@panicontheargo7034]

I love how she genuinely thought it was a horror movie, it’s comments like this that make me realize that humanity isn’t too far gone

[@Everyyoueverymiau]

Your comment is too good to be true. I’m dying. If it’s true, your mom is pure gold.

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

I heard the actor was in a different movie/show and he was intimidating there. So I think the problem is with the writing itself. I also heard the author was a real bitch while filming so any time they tried to fix something, she would threaten them with bad rep or something. So it's basically the author's fault

[@poppyseed5270]

That's the funniest story I've ever heard... 🤣😂

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

She was right tho, it does seem like a horror movie 🤣🤣🤣 They should've gotten that that tall guy with the Italian sounding name I can't spell from Magic Mike. He was a werewolf or whatever they call it in True Blood. He's hot, tall, strong, has a deep voice and can look/act domineering. Joe...something Italian sounding.

[@poppycartergraphics120]

“She’s usually a Virgin. She’s usually never been kissed.” ...oh, so it’s me.

[@annalima7166]

Lol

[@kuroyuki6254]

Same though. I feel called out

[@khkayla6575]

I feel attacked

[@ItsCharlie-Maincharacter]

It's just not you

[@severussnape8040]

...Never had a boyfriend since 1st grade. Yup. That's me. (;_;) I'm 21 now.

[@yessixx]

the funniest thing to me is that in the book theres this whole ass part where it shows the contract and its the entire contract... so some person on audible actually had to read that out loud 😂😂

[@NiKKey411]

lol eww. "whats a butt plug?" is all you here while in 5 am grid lock traffic 😂😂😂

[@tenshikira645]

😭😭😭😭😭 imagine

[@lailabuford3813]

😂😂😂DUDE!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT

[@mariavitalina4943]

I’d pay for the Audiobook just to get some good laughs from whatever’s in that contract.

[@hayoonpark7454]

LMAOO I NEED TO READ IT

[@ohword9541]

"Now we get into the part that I assume everyone is here for, and that is-" Ad: "OLAY BODYWASH" 💀💀💀

[@carriethomas5080]

I got loreal mascara

[@nymphaea22]

I GOT PAMPERS DIAPERS SDFGHJKL-

[@happyjellycatsquid]

I got... Plan B ? Yeehaw 🤠

[@aoikiriya2071]

olay has a bodywash????

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

I got cheese-itz snapped im done💀

[@abbypearlll]

"yes daddy make me feel dumb" - I died

[@AikiraBeats]

Same here

[@clarawolf2978]

anonymous would be her type tho... like they're hackers AND hot

[@maddie9655]

clara the mushroom ooohh. Anonymous is an absolute daddy!! 😂😂

[@cultwonyo]

@Black Ninja - "Do you?" *FACEASS* 💀

[@kookiecream7259]

@ 😂😂 physics? Won't lie *same*

[@marmelaota1703]

I hate it in movies when they are suddenly "so in love" and she is so "different like all the other girls" but they didn't spend any time or had real conversations so they would get deeper feelings except sexual tension.

[@severussnape8040]

There is a fine line between 'being in love' and 'being in lust' that a lot of romance genre authors like to misconceive in their works.

[@SL-ul3yr]

She was a virgin and that's what makes her a more worthwhile human being. According to the guy with a sex dungeon.

[@starfishcoffee2854]

I don't even get sexual tension from this movie. I swear the two leads come off as cousins that aren't that cool with each other being forced to hang out because their parents get along.

[@jubilantsleep]

This. There is absolutely nothing particularly unique about this girl for him to have fallen instantly for her and to have broken all his rules with her on their first night together. I'm expecting him to at least ALLUDE to what he finds so "different" about her, but he never does. The writing...I can't.

[@7211_]

honestly this is the best depiction of what asexuality feels like. everybody seems to see someone as attractive and you just don't get it or see it. the whole situation just looks very bland, but nobody else seems to really agree or feel the same way. this guy is supposed to be the sexiest thing alive, and I'd rather just be playing Mario Kart..

[@itexplodes3824]

Exactly. Imagine feeling like what you're feeling when reading this, only about all sex, ever .. is weird

[@firewingy]

⁠​add feeling the same way about romance: you are now aroace (I’m aroace btw and this is what it feels like but I prefer Minecraft to Mario kart)

[@sugafree_agustd6194]

"I like men who are intimidatingly intelligent" same.

[@Duchesscarml]

Same

[@flower0113]

Namjoon stan, profile pic checks out

[@sugaspiceandeveryonesrice5016]

mood lmao

[@kookiecream7259]

Well your profile pic explains

[@pissangelmindfreak]

never met one

[@Monique.Marceline]

I love how you say that he’s not intimidating at all bc he’s not in this movie. But the best part is, the actor is actually INCREDIBLY TERRIFYING in a British show called The Fall where he plays a SERIAL KILLER. Lol. This movie just did him so dirty

[@sora1498]

another example of good actors suffering from a trash film. mans is great but he had NOTHING to work with, especially when you realize how terrible the author acted during filming (she is a literal BITCH and the original directors quit because of her)

[@chrissynovful]

I was hoping someone would mention this! He plays his character in The Fall too convincingly

[@canvas_125]

han jisung enthusiast They quit probably because they were actually trying to make it good. 😭

[@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty]

This movie did EVERYBODY dirty. Its a dirty film. Like how else are to get away with falsely advertising it as sexy bdsm funtime? "We told them it was a dirty film. With a filthy script. And impure portrayals. They just assumed from all the nudity we meant sexy."

[@Firespawnable]

@@sora1498 Can you explain how exactly was the author a bitch on set? What did she do? And where did you even find this out because I had no idea. 😂

[@Tossboi]

Anastasia: *gets whipped by a normal belt 6x* Also her: cries Me: *Laughs in Filipino*

[@sienna3331]

I relate (I Hispanic btw) I got it all. The belt, the shoes, the paddle brush, the spoon 😂

[@tarani5aviel]

uwu I feel bad for laughing but WHAT 🤣🤣

[@tarani5aviel]

as a black person, I relate heavy

[@ninarances9074]

I don't know what's even more painful: the tsinelas, the belt, or a coat hanger😂😂.

[@rouddypierre2106]

@@tarani5aviel same

[@practicalpisces]

"Complete with "I believe the children are our future dress."" 😂 "My dude is 5' 6" with baby shoulders...bambi face...he got a short dude voice." 💀

[@nino2190]

I diedddd

[@Catsgivemelife]

I lottery read this while it come on😂

[@XDeCoDeX13]

She was so wrong for that but so right

[@NG-wq9nm]

@@Catsgivemelife egggegegegeoogegodpeggoeogeeeeeweegjjojojjoojijeee feeeeeejeieeeeieeieiiieje eegeg?eee gege reeeewejejeoeeejowjeojeeoeeeeejeejejwjj jjjeee

[@canadaissilentlyjudgingyou3543]

Neil Global r/ihadastroke ?

[@janice9692]

"complete with 'Kogome bangs' and 'I want to save the children' outfit"

[@sweetmiraangel6936]

Michelle I was looking for this thank you 🙏🏾😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way I laughed

[@xfummmblez]

Thank you, I want about to comment this! OMG I actually lost it at the "Kagome bangs" 😅😆

[@Sensitivebetch]

Kagome has better bangs than Ana

[@xfummmblez]

@@Sensitivebetch | Lol very true 👌

[@chameleonrose16]

I thought she said "Homemade" bangs. "Kagome" bangs is way better.

[@Ezaffin]

Fifty Shades managed to make Jamie Dornan, an actually gorgeous Northern Irish actor, unattractive to me...honestly it deserves an award for that alone.

[@maxinewanjiku7204]

"All it did was make my nipples turn into raisins and fall off my body." ~Kennie J.D. 2019

[@cynthiamarin4822]

Best quote, honestly

[@xFolkmore]

“are you gonna make love me now?” “i don’t make love, i f*ck, hard” had me dying... 😂😂😂

[@satansspawn4001]

DreamImpossibleThings honestly with how awkward it was it made me wheeze

[@aliciapearson3120]

'I f&^k hard' always makes me LOL because I flashback to RPDR and this one hella straight guy one of the queens had to make over and his 'I play ball. HARD.' like... No? but also LOL.

[@Kaffee_auf_ex]

I watched it in German and cried tears of laughter for about 20 minutes. I fondly think of it at one of the funniest moments in my life.

[@yeahandthensome]

“The Children are our future outfit” I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yeahandthensome]

Oh my gosh the roast of Christian grey was even better 😂😂😂 those are the words I didn’t have to describe it that he was severely miscast. Jason Momoa would have been a better cast for a masculine domineering role

[@sainapradhan7302]

Jamie Dornan is otherwise is a good actor, but he hates the movie himself. He never talks about it and he had never watched it. He made a wise choice because the movie was kind of a hit. But whatever...he hates it too. LOL.

[@MiraTheeHuman]

Sounds just like Robert Pattinson 🤣

[@sainapradhan7302]

@@MiraTheeHuman yeah...Isn't Jamie's character like the bootleg version of Robert's character? It's only natural.😂

[@MiraTheeHuman]

@@sainapradhan7302 Yeah, I guess it's part of Edward's DNA for the actors to hate playing him even in different universes 😂😭

[@Firespawnable]

@@MiraTheeHuman And it's even funnier that Robert Pattinson and Jamie Dornan are actually friends in real life.

[@MiraTheeHuman]

@@Firespawnable Oh my gosh! You're lying!?! That makes it so much funnier 😂😭

[@imanblose8337]

“Yes Daddy, make me feel dumb” - Kennie J.D Thank you soo much for the likes 😌

[@_k_n_]

I laughed but I truly felt that

[@smh_cassy1568]

The sound that escaped my mouth when she said that is truly amazing

[@NiKKey411]

I could NEVER call someone daddy, but it was at this very moment you made it appropriate 😂😂

[@mssmia04]

I laughed so hard because I feel this in my soul.

[@ariah457]

took me out XD

[@plantemor]

"I don't make love. I quack hard" I laughed so hard hahahaha

[@wise_girl9388]

Watch Alex Meyer's video reviewing Fifty Shades of Grey. I promise you it's even more hysterical, especially with that line 🤣

[@sasgay1141]

"my guy is connor" girl, connor is much more intimating then christian.

[@whoopsydaisy6389]

A sloth is more intimidating than Christian. At least those have claws.

[@JoLynnPaulsen0402]

why is the robot more hot.... idk

[@sasgay1141]

jo p. idk connor is a hot snack

[@galieguerrero7067]

@@sasgay1141 Connor also has the excuse of being less than a year old

[@salem7276]

hotter, too 🥵

[@Beaty0307]

"He got a short dude voice" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@TKZells16]

I don't like Fifty Shades but I do find it hilarious that EL James took a look at Mr. Edward "We can't smush until there's a ring on my finger" Cullen and thought ,"This is clearly a man who enjoys whips,chains, and buttplugs"

[@misha7ify]

They had this whole franchise acting like they were doing some serious stuff and all I he did was give her a whoppin 😂😂😂

[@jessicasebastiao9069]

I can't 🤣

[@sundaycecil4531]

😂

[@vibrantv3nus]

Right? And like??? It was only six, I got worse than that from my momma whenever I did something bad as a kid.

[@prixe12]

@@vibrantv3nus So abuse?

[@sandram1644]

Everytime I hear about this movie I remember when my mom would complain about me not going out and only reading and drawing then my aunt said “my daughter is always reading as well, she even takes it to the bathroom” I asked what she was reading and my aunt said “something about fifty shades” I laughed and said “oh she’s not reading” cue to my mom yelling at me for disregarding what other people do because it doesn’t suit “my taste” I had to explain to my mom who later explained to my aunt that my cousin was reading porn in the bathroom.

[@makeda6530]

Oop

[@madamepaka]

LOL! why'd you dime her out like that?

[@MajeDoom]

You really just told on her XD

[@orangesky8864]

Absolute snitch 😂

[@Firespawnable]

Why would you expose yourself online for being a SNITCH. No one likes a snitch. Snitches get stitches. 😂😂😂

[@hannuchicucuchi]

I'm watching this after your "365 days" video and I've realised that most of the movies that portray this kind of relationship, which is supposed to appear kinky and whatever but in reality is toxic, always use certain tools to make the abusive male character seem a "good guy". For example, the thing with "I'm not going to touch you until you give me explicit consent" which appears in both movies, or, in the case of "365 days", the whole "killing a pedophile" thing. Is that supposed to be cute and romantic? I'm sure there's more examples of this but these are the ones that came to my mind. Btw, I really love the way you expose toxic behaviors and red flags that are usually so normalised. Love your videos! I discovered you today but I'm already subscribed.

[@urbangardenproject]

Why is a hardware store clerk interviewing a billionaire?? I'm lost.

[@gen5704]

yeah🤔 why?

[@thatafricanqueen5053]

Her friend who is in college was supposed to do the interview but she was sick so she( Anna) did it for her and yeah she is also in college

[@mykaelaparadis5264]

To add: the interview was for the college newspaper. Anna is graduating from college and her friend Kate is a journalist. She has the flu and asks Anna to interview Christian, who is going to be the guest speaker at their graduation. I read all three books...and saw and own the movies...

[@maggiemcfly5267]

@@mykaelaparadis5264 really? Why?

[@mykaelaparadis5264]

@@maggiemcfly5267 why did I read the books amd own all the movies? Well, I wanted to see what all the hype was about. Ive only read them once. I tried to read them a second time and I just can't. I kind of like the movies. I'm not sure why but I just do.

[@Shinigami41395]

Although it's true that these books were probably written for older women, unfortunately, older women are just as capable of being brainwashed by toxic trash like this as anyone else. Believe me, I've seen women try to defend this nonsense as being romantic and misunderstood. Romanticizing abuse is never ok, no matter who the intended audience may be. That being said, the movies (and books) are pretty hilariously awful. I love watching people review and commentate on them, it's always entertaining. I hope she covers the sequels sometime.

[@sadtitties222]

@Sginigami41395 Well said! 👏

[@evegene4321]

I've got a MAN on my contact list who defended this book and movie! Talking bout how the romance was so culpable and REAL and I'm like, "somebody got to get this dude outta here"

[@Shinigami41395]

@@evegene4321 Yikes. I hope he doesn't have a girlfriend.

[@evegene4321]

@@Shinigami41395 that is my hope as well. But he apparently writes "romances", so I'm guessing we'll be subjected to more stuff like Fifty Shades of Grey in the world through evangelists like him. The horror.

[@raccoondeityking1147]

Christian’s face is like if you mixed Toby McGuire, Andrew Garfield, and, Tom Holland into one

[@The_Sunny_One]

How dare you state the truth

[@sshy_indigoo]

So he's the Ultimate Spider-Man? This is blursed

[@Alteori]

@@sshy_indigoo blursed 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@lilyberry2]

"My dude is 5'6" with baby shoulders and a bambi face" damn just come for his whole lifeeeee 😂😂🤣🤣

[@pottop880]

Haha is that his real height? 😂 IF it is, I’m taller than him and I’m a girl lol 😆

[@jewlzn7130]

I think he is 5'11. The chick is tall too I think

[@SevenJetC]

@@jewlzn7130 According to google he is 1.8m, so 5'9".

[@lilenwasnothere6867]

he's 5'10 and dakota johnson is 5'7

[@purpleeyebrows19]

@@SevenJetC 5'9 is 175-176

[@b.f.2718]

I went to see this movie with my friend, fell asleep 10 minutes in & woke up to dude screaming “I’m 50 shades of fucked up”😂😂I fell out laughing in the theater. I don’t even remember anything else about this horrible film.

[@morganclaiborne3122]

I just saw this comment now and the fact that no one has replied to it is a CAPITAL OFFENSE IM CRYING 😂💀

[@b.f.2718]

Morgan Claiborne Lol you should’ve seen me in the theater..I had to excuse myself LOL.

[@jenniferc8913]

Brooke F me too! I remember a plane scene and falling asleep until the credits rolled. Zzzzzzz

[@multifandomtrash6560]

Lmao, I can't

[@hollydawn07]

Fun fact: it wasn’t JUST a twilight fanfic….it was a PLAGIARIZED Twilight fanfic. She stole it, revised it, then blocked anyone who tried to expose her. She also used shady tactics on the sites she used to boost her stolen story to the top of the pages she posted it on to make sure it garnered attention.

[@aiyanari41]

Whattt 😨😨😨 she’s horrible

[@kumahkun]

The fact that she called smut fanfic "Lemon" gave me rapid flashbacks back when I was a teenager... JK, I still be reading them citrusy goodness fanfics.

[@Koko24250]

Why is this me

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

@@Catsgivemelife No its a term for Porn

[@freshwoman2009]

Yasss sis, I thought that I was the only one that still read my deliciously refreshing citrus fanfics! I mean lets be honest here people if you find a good one its better than porn. I be clutching my pearls at some and I turn 25 in 2 months lol

[@lorraineachieng1916]

KumaKumi 😂😂ur profile name

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

I only read lemon ironically

[@oliviaherr1980]

“Dude is 5’6 with baby shoulders” 😂

[@starfishcoffee2854]

Olivia Williamson with baby shoulders

[@EnlightenedEncouragement3333]

She straight ripped the dude apart hahaha

[@timia9981]

I didn't even notice how baby he looked omggg😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sims4T]

Isn't he actually like 6 foot?

[@katelyn8444]

“Your shoulders are too narrow to talk to me like that, sir “ 😂 😂 😂

[@writeshello]

I saw this in theaters trying to understand why he was wearing ripped jeans in his sex room. Had me laughing. I was expecting a latex outfit or something else. Not...ripped jeans. *insert Spongebob Ripped My Pants Song*

[@iamsad9107]

*His Dom Jeans!!! XD*

[@marianasobrenome3316]

This is what old people think it's ""naughty"" tbh

[@onlyghxst04]

"I thought he was gonna spin her around like a rotisserie chicken" IM DEADDDDDD I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR SO MUCH

[@auv_guavs]

I've stolen candy as a kid and gotten my ass whooped more intensely than that last scene, Christian Grey has yet to experience Iran's public schooling

[@incognitoburrito7458]

Can we just all take a minute to appreciate how even though every episode, she gets the wrong color foundation but it still turns out fleek in the end?

[@AikiraBeats]

Thank you like how does that happen

[@blammmed]

probably oxidises ?

[@blondebimbowannabe]

If only I could apply foundation like Kennie lol

It's not wrong if it's on purpose.

[@brianarendon111]

Mrs. Arthur Morgan You’ve made a great point and also I want to add that I think it’s a testament to the power of her blending skills, she always looks flawless

[@FernandaLima-cf6dg]

"I'm a virgin" "Eeeeeooowww, we need to fix that"

[@Firespawnable]

I hate the virgin shaming in this story. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin it's not something that needs "fixed." 🙄🙄🙄

[@thgritic102]

Literally that part in the book made me roll my eyes like word? How is being a virgin a bad thing? "Oh, you never had sex with anyone for a particular reason? Get away from me, commoner!"

[@Firespawnable]

@@thgritic102 Yeah and he literally asks her why is she a virgin because she's beautiful. Like only ugly people are virgins. 🙄🙄🙄

[@thgritic102]

@@Firespawnable Gah! Don't remind of that part too.

[@Firespawnable]

@@thgritic102 Yeah, I definitely remember him virgin shaming. 🙄

[@emiliemoe]

“Yes daddy make me feel dumb” is a mood

[@anjab-1769]

I once read something like "this movie only works because he's rich. if he was poor and living in a trailer this would be an episode of law and order" and I never watched the movie. But based on what I just saw I highly agree xd

[@shanaanthonette8161]

I've been rewatching criminal minds and this all I can think is he reminds me so much of a lot of the serial killers.

[@severussnape8040]

@@shanaanthonette8161 doesn't help that the actual actor did a pretty good job at playing an actual killer in a previous work.

[@heatherduke5410]

Oh, that's so true. The only reason women fall all over him is because he's super rich and has abs.

[@kiss2cry]

"ive seen nudity before." we had nudity in Titanic. 50 shades of grey had titanic levels of nudity.... for a BDSM movie! 😂😂

[@raksaisme]

"My dude is 5' 6" with baby shoulders, he looks like Bambi from the nose up, he got a short dude voice." GIRL. I am cackling omg

[@sni8105]

alternate video title: Kennie stomping on the actor self esteem for 24 minutes straight. Sis coming for his shoulder mercilessly I'm crying 😭

[@meena8175]

“Yes, Daddy, make me feel dumb 😩💦” I- I feel attacked

[@YoungMechiee]

Meena 😂😂

[@aunaesanchez4079]

Guilty 😩

[@SindellaOS]

Meena same! 🤣💀

[@DariaElGrellPozina]

I am str8, but Kennie looking at the camera like that and calling me daddy did more for me than any of the 50 shades movies 👀

[@madamepaka]

This movie wouldn't turn me on in the slightest bit either. Too many moments that make me cringe (like you mentioned), plus Sir Grey just isn't attractive to me at all. He's not ugly, he's just super plain-looking imo.

[@Firespawnable]

I wanted Matt Bomer as Christian Grey. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5LQpn-ZqZKKkLs The Fifty Shades of Grey casting directors were very homophobic towards him and said he couldn't get the role because he was gay. 🙄🙄🙄

[@cloudcampos4555]

Alexander skasgard would've been acceptable ( then again i don't wish this movie on anybody )

[@Firespawnable]

@@cloudcampos4555 Alexander Skasgard doesn't fit the role that well.

[@neonecko1876]

@@cloudcampos4555 No, Alexander would've been a terrible choice!! I love him as an actor and no actor worth their salt should reduce themselves to join a project this asinine. They should've just shelved the whole thing until they could develop a plot that had some substance.

[@cloudcampos4555]

@@Firespawnable realy why not ? I mean he's realy tall and has this sorta manly personality he would've been plausible as a intimidating sexy character ( then again i would've been extremely disappointed if he ever chose to be in this movie )

[@sminkleburg]

the comment about christian greys actor being an android from detroit sENT ME- why did you have to do connor like that??

[@ShaniceW494]

ruby Connor does not belong in the Eden Club 😂

[@aethela8712]

I’m dying though he actually does move and act like an android

[@Pancakes4dindin]

"All it did was make my nipples turn into raisins and fall off my body" I'm dead.

[@MissTam2000]

"Yes daddy make me feel dumb" Intimidatingly intelligent. Dudes that make me feel dumb due to their sheer intelligence. I couldn't put my attraction to some guys into words.This how I will explain it to my friends.

[@blackfire416]

And I quote “My dude is 5’6 with baby shoulders” still has me dead

[@coralrose5754]

And a bambi face 💀

[@Tareltonlives]

I resemble that remark

[@umniya3076]

@@Tareltonlives with some charisma you can still be intimidating and looming and attractive, the actor just wasn't giving that

[@Tareltonlives]

@@umniya3076 He definitely didn't try in this film. Never in my life have I seen a cast violently hating the film they're in through their performances.

[@umniya3076]

@@Tareltonlives honestly, I don't think even the director liked the movie. It was a cash grab and grab cash it did

[@_anon_does_art_]

In fairness, the signing a contract thing does happen in bdsm, to prevent it from going to court as abuse- there was a case where two dudes had,,, some hella kinky sex apparently, and got 5 years each

[@azriel82]

"Her voice just sounds like half a peanut." I'm cryinggggg

[@Tvd563]

Y’all don’t know how tired I am of the “bad boy” and “good girl” concept

[@LinneAzalea]

Same. It’s so done I feel like throwing up every time it happens

[@panicontheargo7034]

Can we please have an angry punk girl that takes crap from nobody paired with a sweet lil sunshine bean?

[@LinneAzalea]

Panic! On the Argo The closest I have found is physically and mentally stronger women. The guy is like hopeless or weak and needs to be protected by the girl. It sounds boring but there are some really good mangas and manwhas where they have that kind of concept

[@nessyness5447]

and don't forget that if there is an evil female love rival she is the most slutty thing ever and if it's a guy love rival he is the most boring guy ever. to complete the stereotype.

[@roclesk8872]

@@panicontheargo7034 well it's not a movie but it you have Webtoon, there's a story called "Acception " that follows this trope if you're interested

[@elizabeth-leavesandreads2890]

“ yes daddy make me feel dumb” lmfao I cackled and snorted

[@chaotic6149]

I lost it when she said "my guy is Connor." Christan broke out of the Android club Traci was part of

[@carocampa5269]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@cocodarling7307]

It slayed me 😂😂😂😂

[@tzuyu9283]

"Your shoulders are too narrow for you to talk to me like that" LMAOO IM STEALING THAT

[@bethanybrookes666]

People that say 50 Shades of Grey is “intense and kinky” have both never seen anime (hentai) and have not done their research lmao. Like their relationship is just abusive

[@Flatcetera]

Soon this is gonna turn into “Kennie reviews fanfic”. Honestly I’m not opposed to that

[@lunatree9139]

She should read My Immortal😂😂😂😂😂

[@hayoonpark7454]

@@lunatree9139 YES

[@hayoonpark7454]

Me neither

[@Tareltonlives]

I'd totally be up for that

[@corinebellasearoses3371]

I would like to take a moment and thank you for watching all these bad movies so we don’t have to.

[@brigidmcmahon8454]

“He got a short dude voice” OH MY GOD😂😂

[@sydneyly9454]

“Kagome bangs” we love a good inuyasha reference

[@sketchy_fox24]

We stan

[@nessyness5447]

ideed...does she have a whole video on inuyasha? i am kind of new to this channel

[@Laila-nb7lq]

“This is stroke mode” the way i choked laughing KDBSKSHSKSHD KENNIE

[@jen30551]

Im 45. Probably your target demographic but your videos popped up in my reccomended and now i cannot stop watching. You're not just funny, you're smart. And you have a great message for young women. You're mama must be so proud of you.

[@jocci21]

I remember the people in the movie theater who went to the early show coming out and looking at us in line with such disappointment and disdain just written all over their face🤣🤣 one couple told us we all just wasted our money on this movie

[@tyiauniaharris2235]

The author basically admit her book is basically Twilight bdsm fanfiction

[@cookitwithlemon7266]

She 100% did, it’s pulled from fanfic.net, it was called Master of the Universe. It’s not even legal to profit from fanfic and she literally only changed names to publish it and while some elements are changed to make it ‘erotic’ and switch up the scenery, you can tell beat for beat which scene is meant to be which scene. For example, Bella leaving a bookstore, followed by men - Anastasia leaving a club, unable to dissuade man’s advances, Edward/Christian races to the scene. I’ve never read it or watched the movie but from reviews like this one as I watch it, I know exactly what scene it’s ripping off. Can’t believe it’s not sueable, 50 shades made more frickin money. Fanfic is honouring a beloved art form and practising, authors should see it as a compliment that those learning want to play in their world. This....is ABSOLUTE theft. Thanks for providing the subheading to rant under.

[@adrin5556]

Cookitwith Lemon wasn’t she the fanfic author though??

[@jaimiepayano862]

@@cookitwithlemon7266 It actually was sueable. One of the few great things Stephenie Mayer did was choose to not sue. She was upset about the blatant ripoff and the themes being so far from her Mormon beliefs, but she knew that if she sued and won, it would legally destroy the entire fan fiction community. Lines would be blured and honest fan fiction writers would be sued into silence.

[@Minmin-jy1gq]

@@jaimiepayano862 Fanfics aren't legal unless they're done with the express consent of the copyright holder - usually the author. Totally understand about her being upset at such a blatant rip on her rights.

[@powerpuff4ever]

vs Fanfiction actually is legally protected because it falls under fair use so you don’t actually need copyright holder permission so create it. You’re using character names and are attempting to replicate personalities but creating new content that doesn’t resemble the source material. Even fanfiction that falls between cannon or is set in the cannon universe can be protected as long as the scenes and situations are unique content. What makes fanfiction like Master of the Universe/Fifty Shades of Grey illegal is plagiarism. E. L. James lifted entire scenes, verbatim, from the Twilight books, so much so that 89% of the book is identical content. She very literally just changed names, switched out a couple of words, and added maybe 5 of her own scenes (all of which would be the sex scenes). Unfortunately, there are a lot of fan fictions like this but most of them are younger writers who just want to make something and the majority wouldn’t pursue publishing with that content. The fair use act is slightly vague though so a lawsuit would essentially mean fanfiction websites couldn’t function anymore without a review process which is stifling and could be discouraging to young writers. Stephanie Mayer would be justified in suing and she’s definitely justified in her anger but not all fanfiction deserves the penalization so she really spared the community

[@rolanslide8509]

the saddest thing about this movie is that the female screenwriter and director (who were replaced by men in Darker and Freed) tried so hard to make this into a good movie, but the novel is SO BAD that any attempts to make something half decent were hopeless. really didn't help that E.L. James was on set screaming every time the writer/director made a change she didn't like (basically any change that made it less sexist, rapey, racist etc. because how dare you insinuate that her Twilight lemon isn't a perfect work of literature and that her rich self insert isn't that great of a guy)

[@orangemarissa50]

Female directors and writers get replaced by male directors and writers alot in Hollywood, its really messed up.

[@Tareltonlives]

Didn't she replace the director with her husband for one?

[@rolanslide8509]

@@Tareltonlives lmao yeah

[@rochelle1199]

"The children are our future outfit" I literally laughed out loud😂😂😂

[@ashlovesbats]

This entire movie series is abusive and anyone actually into BDSM that I've known hates it for that

[@satansspawn4001]

Ashli A it’s because it was written by the most vanilla woman ever who didn’t actually do any research into BDSM.

[@may.k222]

Nobody’s gonna talk about the pun in Christian saying “harnessing their efforts”

[@bryyyyy]

I read all three books when it first came out when I was a freshman and I deadass thought it was a good series💀 whew chile the ghetto

[@queeniexox4649]

Me too. I'm so ashamed😭😭

[@MiraTheeHuman]

Baby too ghetto 😂😭

[@melgish26]

The books aren’t the problem it was how the movie lacked the intensity the male lead was suppose to bring from the books so it fell flat. He didn’t look or sound the part which just made it come across as awkward

[@MiraTheeHuman]

@@melgish26 It's always the movies and directors fault, they can never catch the essence of the book

[@prettypleasewithsugarontop4858]

The books were worse than the movies and the movies were garbage

[@blablabla111ful]

14:11 my man connor emotes more than that, don’t slander him like that

[@makeda6530]

Connor doesn't deserve it ₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄⌂‾᷅)̧̢ ₎₎

[@shedevil6034]

Well said

[@luhhoneybun]

isi LMFAOOOOOO fr

[@laoaidan2400]

Connor don't deserve that kinda disrespect he had an entire character arc about learning to be human. Christan grey don't. Connor > Christan

[@moonelysium]

Connor best boi

[@jjmoore3327]

my opinion: if somebody says something like "you shouldn't love me"/"i'm not good for you"...i think you should listen

[@_ayana]

i remember my mum reading that book and me being like "oh, is it about an artist?"

[@twilightisnotsogood]

ayana 😂😂

[@koni5456]

I- KCKZKGKGKH

[@tutushi3413]

LMAOOO HE'S DEADASS AN INCH SHORTER THAN YOU KENNIE

[@tangerinejaja3108]

Tutu Shi3 HMDHDJAH

[@MsDarkLightening]

“Yaaas daddy. Make me feel dumb.” I cannot 🤣🤣 But also, yes 👀

[@breem2446]

"All it did was make my nipples turn into raisins and fall off my body" LMAOOOO this is probably the funniest line I've ever heard you say and this is why I keep coming back for these videos. Love you!

[@rapmilk]

"SOMEBODY GET HIM BEFORE HE GO DEVIANT" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DEAD

[@rjmartin5067]

Fact: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were in a relationship which is why the chemistry in Twilight is real. Next fact: Datoka Johnson and Jamie Donovan did not like each.

[@strawzberrize]

"My guy is Connor" lmaoooooo stoooop he was already dead you didn't need to come for him like that hahahaha

[@tiactus]

"your voice it TOo small and you shOdorS are TOO narrow to tal k to me like that, , , sir"

[@twosleepycats]

"This is Stroke mod." I died laughing too lmao. Why is Kennie so great?

[@lulualamu2509]

"Yes daddy make me feel dumb" - Kennie J.D. 2019

[@irgraham27]

“My cash app is...” 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@zmhs]

Can we talk about how he is just standing when she “bumps” into him? That was so creepy 💀

[@WinterBxrbie]

This movie actually allowed my ex to think he was good at being a 'daddy' and bdsm

[@_k_n_]

Bruhhhh I STILL come across dudes new to everything conVINCed they can top anyone given their wealth of Christian Grey references.

[@bjones2600]

DISAPPOINTING

[@WinterBxrbie]

Actually got me turned off from my own kinks fr

[@mssmia04]

Oh baby no!! 😂 I refuse to talk to anyone man who has even seen this movie🙅🏾‍♀️

[@gabrielleramirez1452]

Like no honey this not a good representation of bdsm