Fights Every Couple Has

[@scarletrosegaming3688]

I love how the camera kept going to the bathroom counter during the hamper fight 😂😂

[@stewfam16]

After 18 years of marriage, I can’t believe I’ve never thought of the “I gave birth to our 3 children” argument. How could I have never thought of that. Totally using it now.

[@kristinanoall]

Same!

[@gret1234]

Same 😂

[@marchingham]

Right?? I only use it to psych myself into thinking I'm a badass, like "You gave birth to twins with a faulty epidural! You can do this!!!"

[@johnvriezen4696]

In our house, its a simple "I had the babies". Short and to the point.

[@kurthanke5788]

I'm surprised, that being a typical woman, that you've never used that whiny argument. 18 years is a long time to have carried your kids. You need to either zip it and get over it. Or, your husband may show you, the hard way, how to get over it.

[@TheBlestmomof2]

After thirty-five years of marriage we have literally had every one of these pointless fights. And yes, I always win with, "I was in labor for 41 hours with our first son and you slept the whole time!"💞😊

[@pattipienkowski4834]

My husband is always so confused about people who cheat….he always says “When do they have time or the energy!?”

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

same with my dad lol. He's very introverted and I've heard him say "Most of us can just about keep up with one woman" 😂 it's a mood

[@Charlotte8591]

That's what I always think as well tbh. I myself would never have the time or energy to have a relationship with two men simultaneously 😂😂😂

[@pbaehr]

And the people who have a secret second family. Like… why?!

[@ndutykevideos]

Like 1 family isnt enuf to keep you busy and broke, lol.

[@deeps6979]

Guess we need to start adding "I will never skip ahead on a streaming show we're watching" to wedding vows!

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

AMEN

[@Mama_Bear524]

Yes!!! I had to give up and now don’t watch the same shows as hubby because he kept doing this

[@ladygrndr9424]

I had to take a very stressful 3 week trip down to see my parents, and there are 4 shows my husband and I watch every week together. I checked a few times to see if he'd watched them, and one night I thought I'd caught him cheating! I called him on it during our nightly phone call, and he said "Look again, babe" and I saw that I'd been mistaken. So glad I have a man who waits for me

[@amrubulliron1953]

I just rewind it back to the beginning after watching the episode or two 😉

[@sonnymominc9483]

The "teledulterer" comment was awesome!

[@jenniereacts]

So on point! Especially when it comes to who is more tired. Usually mentioning that you gave birth to the kids ends up working a little in your favor. Haha 😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

I will always win.

[@Mama_Bear524]

It does! 😂

[@richardmahn7589]

Cheater!!

[@jenniereacts]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs hahaha 🤣

[@jsclayton]

I’m usually eager to make sure my wife sees your videos, but now I’m considering if I want to open the “I birthed your children” box. 🤔

[@Tambryl]

😂😂😂

[@candyboyer]

😂😂😂

[@miriamjohn1822]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Yournansaman]

You can just say “well I gave you the sperm”

[@ghostlevelzero7446]

Wait, you already watched it WITHOUT HER??? 😂

[@SplashOfOrange]

And yeah, I had one so realistic dream of my wife having left me that when I woke up I genuinely wondered for a second who I was in bed with. I was never quite so happy to see my wife as that moment I realized it had just been a terrible dream! She got anything she wanted that day.... which is honestly pretty much every day anyway. lolol

[@Charlotte8591]

You're so sweet! She's a lucky woman!

[@ndutykevideos]

He has the audacity to say: “But your counter…..” 🤣🤣

[@blugreen123]

The "in a minute" argument is so real!

[@sonnymominc9483]

My husband and I just had the "Will you unload the groceries?" Fight. I literally said, "You know what, I'll just do it." Way to call me out! 😂

[@margaretvoorhaar7651]

Oh yes I do this all of the time.

[@sackettfamily4685]

One time I dreamed that I had encouraged my husband to cheat.... and then he did. I woke up just in time to start sobbing completely devastated. Thankfully he was still awake and comforted me. It felt so real!

[@zaynamoore]

Teledulterer...OMG...too funny. I skipped ahead on a show Hubby and I were watching and then accidentally dropped a HUGE spoiler. He hasn't (and won't ever) let me live it down. He still side eyes me every time I suggest watching something together. :D Thanks for the laughs.

[@sarahwilkinson7816]

Every time I see your videos I tell my mom and we go watch them together, they always bring a smile to our faces!😃

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

I love this so much. Thank you for watching with your mom.

[@kacyandlaura]

LOL last night my husband decided he would marry an additional wife just to be nice, the girl couldn’t find anybody. Then he expected me to be cool with it when we met up with her at ihop. I was like ‘this isn’t gonna work out girl I’m gonna pull out all your hair.’ Then I woke up.

[@denisemckinney3973]

Yep! My giving birth to our 4 kids trumps every argument and reminds the kids too that they all owe me 😅😂😂😂

[@whistlenaway3660]

I’m glad Kim’s bathroom counter looks like mine 😅

[@johnhardman825]

Johnny Cash said "The secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms.

[@tiffanysimmons3528]

Those dreams are the ultimate betrayal 🤣

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

How dare she !?

[@GF-qb3uo]

I actually lived this with a high school girlfriend. Seriously wanted me to atone for what happened in her dream.

[@thebestestoneever]

I'm still upset at my mom for something she did in my dream when I was young...over 40yrs ago!!! 🤦‍♀️

[@SRose-vp6ew]

That sounds like it could ruin both your lives and have massively negative ramifications. Forgive. Lay it at the foot of the cross and ask Jesus to handle for you what you can’t handle letting go of on your own. I’m not trying to be offensive, I’m seriously concerned, I’ve seen that exact scenario cause massive harm to both the person who couldn’t forgive and the person who wasn’t being forgiven and all the people that that got hit by the emotional shrapnel of the whole repeated an obvious unforgiveness between the two.

[@lolabear6788]

Bc WHY did I dream it. There must be a reason. lol

[@claudiag7599]

Thanks, man, for making us all feel so normal!!

[@majascharff1483]

I come from a family where it’s totally normal to tell people off for doing something in a dream, to which they will apologize. It’s a whole thing. Sometimes it takes you a while to figure out, that you didn’t actually do something. To us, because we are so used to it, it’s just funny, because usually it’s so ridiculous it couldn’t possibly be true.

[@kortenmary]

The irony that I didn't notice all the mess on the counter until it zoomed it on it bc I was blind to it lol. Good thing I only get ready once every few months bc that's me

[@7longtime7]

Maybe you can use "Paper, scissors, rock" for these fights about chores 😆😎

[@robbymounce5764]

“I hAd A dReAm YoU cHeAtEd On Me! APOLOGIZE!” Lol ❤

[@j_emceee]

I am 100% guilty of the "when are you getting the groceries?" "How about now" "ok I'll just DO IT MYSELF" one and also the 'complaining about a mess when I have a huge mess to clean up' one

[@patkern185]

Too funny! I literally LOL'd at the retelling of why Penn wouldn't cheat on you. 🤣

[@amberyoung4425]

Omg this has happened to me and after 20yrs of marriage, we've had every single one of these silly fights- I use"I have given birth to 3 of our 4 children without meds" lol! Love y'all!

[@evettc7887]

The groceries and the extra episodes are arguments I have had with my husband many times.

[@susanhoch2677]

The mannerisms and the non-verbal language of Kim is spot on!! Our fights are more about how we non-verbally communicate and are passive aggressive actions.

[@annmoore321]

And the fights about the correct way to eat food… And the fights about whether or not daylight savings should exist… And the fights about who is going to deal with the latest crashing sound with our kids… Though, TBH, it’s more like playful banter in our house. 😂

[@bpace2509]

Whoever says daylight savings time should exist is WRONG!

[@maryloumenning3487]

I need to use the birth reason. "I gave birth to our 5 daughters, all without medication." I should never have to do anything again, right? 😄

[@kristinathomas5890]

3 daughters here, never medicated, and yes. You just retire right now from all chores. Especially because later on daughters menstruate, often at the same time, and you need energy to cope with that. 😂

[@DeborahJoshua24]

I had a warning dream that a woman was after my husband, so warned him to stay away from her. He says that falls under the category of “she’s mad at me because she dreamed I cheated.” I say it’s not the same. And she WAS after him, BTW.

[@alysewilton3211]

the "but WHEN are you going to do it?" is a constant back and forth in our conversations!

[@catboxcleaner3532]

Kim’s laugh at the end outtake 😊

[@NODE1975]

The one in the bathroom with her full mess and his one towel was my ex and I. Except he was the messy one and I was the one with the one towel 😂 He used to leave a trail of clothes from the front all the way through our apartment then complain about me not rinsing out the bathroom sink while I was still brushing my teeth

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

There are two types of people and they usually marry each other

[@laurabodycombe7998]

I just watched Season 33 of the Amazing Race on Hulu. They finally put it on. The best thing about watching you guys is that you didn’t fight the whole time (at least what they were filming 😊😊) . You were very supportive of each other and I’m glad you won.

[@LynnsLaunderette]

OMG..... you have cameras in my house, I swear. Every single one of these fights have taken place between hubby and I in the past 20 years. But I gave birth to a 10.5lb baby..... LOL. Great video.

[@Mrs.Laird1234]

This is me and my husband!😂 It's so refreshing to see other people like us who hit the nail on the head!

[@mattkmoch2895]

Tired fight happens every week. “tiredbteaker” using that.

[@ItsAMbutyoutubechangedmyname]

Hahaha well my to go to if I get mad on the family for making a mess and they call me out on my mess is “Here is the difference I’m the only one cleaning so if I make a mess it’s my job to pick it up but it’s not my job to keep up after your mess and since you don’t clean you have no room to talk” 😂😂😂

[@anklez8623]

My husband and I watch the Mandalorian together, but he’s been away on a business trip. We normally watch on my profile, I watched the latest episode on our daughter’s profile.

[@janeanwesthues6389]

The grocery one. Every. Damn. Time. Also dreams. Not on cheating but on other things. It’s so REAL that yeah, upset for awhile. Even YOU know it makes no sense but feeling are feelings.

[@vkajp]

These are great!!! Please do more!!!! I rewatched like 10x I can absolutely relate.

[@DorkQueen23]

My husband always says " I am not responsible for Dream Me!"

[@wraparoundschoolhouse5352]

Totally had the affair dream too.I woke up LIVID at my husband. 😂🤣

[@darlouthia5153]

Ohhh the « I Gave Birth » card. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Kim. Tut tut tut 😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

GUILTY

[@jelenajosipovic2007]

The "who's tireder" fight... Every day...

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

we can't BOTH be the same level of tired.

[@candycemonroe7345]

I have had that tired fight.

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

We can't BOTH be tired

[@cousinbryan3007]

"Teledulterer!" 👍

[@matt5415]

I lol’d at 2:16. I usually say that “ha ha sucker” line in my head.

[@brooketorrence3504]

Hey! This is me and my mom when I don’t put my towel in the hamper…

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

ha! Those wet towels on the floor send me over the edge.

[@stephaniemertz2881]

My husband and I have had every single one of those fights at some point in our 17 years of marriage. 😂😂

[@tinabelcher8116]

That laugh at the end😆

[@pandasarevicious]

We’ve literally had every one of these fights 😂

[@janegreen9340]

As someone once said the marriage vows should be - “For better, for worse, but not for lunch” and I would add”and not in the same house”. Glad to see it’s not just us.

[@gamom1]

Ok literally same fights as my husband & I !! I swear you must have a hidden camera in my house! Except the child part because I had a c-section- omg the dream cheat so true and how dare they watch an episode of white lotus without me, I definitely think that’s a form of cheating 😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

HOW DARE THEY WATCH WITHOUT US

[@Mama_Bear524]

Well as someone who delivered vaginally you win even harder with c-section!!! You can never lose using that 😂.

[@eli484848]

My husband and I gave all these fights. I love it.

[@SplashOfOrange]

"Tel-adulterer"! 🤣

[@trinaq]

Haha, immensely relatable. I could turn arguing with my brother over who is more exhausted or overworked into an Olympic Sport! 😂

[@GF-qb3uo]

Yes, not with my wife, but I had a high school girlfriend who was mad with me for cheating in her dream. Seriously wanted me to atone for my imaginary philandering. She was a huge influence on future relationships--had to kiss that frog long and hard to teach myself that I hate kissing frogs.

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

I agree. We go through those less than ideal relationships to figure out the right one.

[@hannahp0806]

I legit lol’d when they brought up not watching a show together. My hubby and I had one of the biggest fights of our relationship when he watched the series finale of Battlestar Galactica without me!

[@kymmico]

THAT'S BLASPHEMY! I still haven't gotten to the end because we stopped in season 3 and now whenever we try to watch it, we have to start over. 😑

[@jacquelineharper-simmons12]

Hey Penn, if Kim comes home with an accent similar to Elba's , watch out 😆

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

hahahaha

[@aspiringauthorerinrail2890]

I love the mention of The White Lotus and Theo James! And as a big Theo James fan, thank you for mentioning him! He’s the best in the cast! Btw, the fighting is funny, because this is why me and my mom watch General Hospital together, but when she gets spoiled when she reads Soaps in Depth, I yell at her, but I’m no better when I go on social media and see things and she gets mad at me! 😆

[@rachelschappacher1100]

My husband and I love watching your videos... After 21 years, 2 boys, and fur babies its been quite the adventure. Keeping the humor is THE SURVIVAL tool we go to. 😊

[@hislivelystone]

My husband and I have never fought about any of this 😂 if I’m going to fight, it’s going to be for something important.

[@dlklaver]

I use the “I made and birthed the children so…” argument all the time 😂

[@btetschner]

Love the shirt Doing The Best I Can hahaha

[@nathanielandrachelthomas1637]

Why is every video you make SO spot on ?! I just got your book from the library! Yay!

[@SuzetteKath]

I can inform you that not every couple fights. My man and I when we are talking. And we realize that it is coming close to being a fight. We both back off and go think. Not only of how we could have said it differently. But we also try to see the other person's point of view. I STILL remember hearing about how the preschool our girl went to. They had the kids act out their parents fighting. When it came to our girl. She just stood there and said, "My mommy and daddy don't fight." This was a three year old girl. No reason to lie about such things. Part of not fighting. We realize that any fights we may have. That they may end up as ammo for future fights.

[@janeebert4538]

Amen guys! So tired of endless fights! Relatable 🤣🤣🤣

[@josieloveyou2624]

Yes! The hamper skit. I have even moved the hamper where he throws his clothes on the floor. What does he do? Throws them on the floor where the hamper WAS to start with

[@karmakauffman7445]

Ok, where’d you put the recording devices in my house?! The “WHEN are you going to do …” argument happens all the time here. 😂

[@LL-zb3dl]

Every one of your videos is like my life 🤣.

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Ha! Twins!

[@LL-zb3dl]

​@@holdernessfamilylaughs it especially makes sense me laugh because I'm a continent away in Ireland, lesbian - I live with my partner but not getting married or having kids yet despite surface differences the similarities, down to the wording, crack me up 🤣. From 'it's been a minute will I just do it' and mental health needing space with a completely cluttered beauty counter, we've had that exact conversation 😂😍.

[@MTobin1000]

you guys make my day ! You're the BEST. Well, actually my wife and I are the BEST. You guys are a real close second though. :)

[@staceyp4521]

The bathroom light! I’ve had that one a few times for sure

[@isaacparsons3036]

Oh I'm definitely using the "I gave birth to both kids with NO MEDS" card! Thanks Kim and yes I have dreamt about being mad at my husband and proceeded to be mad for days for reasons I didn't even know because I couldn't remember the actual dream... just woke up really mad at him!

[@alexanderdeburdegala4609]

As far as Idris Alba goes, I feel it's important that couples make a celebrity "Doesn't count as cheating list" lol 😂😂😂

[@kevinlewis9369]

Did she say, “teladulterer”? 😂 Loves it!

[@TiffanyCranford-fs5fp]

You guys are awesome! We laugh so much because you get everything so rigjt! I love that we relate to you so well! Thanks for making everyday so much fun.

[@mattmcfarland5563]

"Teledultery" better be Merriam Webster word of the year 2023

[@slowman328]

I feel this in my soul. My husband watches now and watches before me. 😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Love this! (thank you)

[@Imzadi]

The “without medicine” is my go to for getting out of A LOT.

[@deek6115]

😆🤣 "tele-dulteror" 💯

[@CassieBFagen]

😂😂😂 I always shut it down wit “I gave birth to your children without even a Tylenol!” BOOM

[@nanspier5681]

I like your zipping pillow cases! 😄 My hubby and I use the "I'm going to cheat on you tonight." phrase when one of our recorded shows is on and the other person is away! Not sure where that started or who started it. Our stupidest argument is HIM leaving the scrubber IN the sink and not on top where it can dry. Drives me crazy. I just sigh. 🤐

[@finkjeb2779]

I love you guys and your video's🥰 they make my day everytime

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Thsi makes my heart so happy. Thanks for being here.

[@astro-nots]

Wife gave birth to both our kids without medication, and yep, I get to hear about it in every fight :) good job guys, nailed it.

[@kevinfisher7032]

Hilarious! And yep absolutely had the “you cheated on me in my dream” argument. The only difference is that she was mad at me for a whole day before she actually told me what the problem was! (And I made it worse by laughing uncontrollably when she finally told me)

[@kristinathomas5890]

I'm not even a guy and I'm sure I would laugh at her! 😂

[@alexandrabrannon8748]

EVERY SINGLE POINTLESS FIGHT. Yup. That’s us too 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@robolson1576]

My wife and I have had a lot of those fights. Especially the first and second one.

[@truegirl2anna]

This is so accurate it hurts. Almost 6 years and counting lo!

[@btetschner]

The worst is when roommates pick a fight over some issue of order, like a dish that isn't washed or books that are left on the table. In today's world people have outrageous amounts of material items where they live and almost none of which have an agreed place of setting or system. Just ridiculous that the person who has a house full of junk gets angry when the roommate leaves a pencil on the table.

[@mom2kn]

The grocery one is spot on! In our house it also applies to taking out the garbage. Yes I have used the childbirth one....tons of pain and got cut open - twice.

[@Mr.biggstrength]

Thank you so much 😊

[@nrusso967]

My husband and I have had similar very pointless fights! LOL!!!

[@txchristopherreed]

Random observation, I swear that font in the "our pointless fights" graphic is the same one used on The Price is Right.

[@johnangelformby106]

We have all these same fights…..😂

[@nicolevose3066]

0:52 Here is a helpful tip for all the married people out there. When your spouse asks you to do something, only say yes if you are able and willing to do it immediately. I am not kidding. When your spouse asks you to switch the laundry, unload the dishwasher, mow the lawn, take out the trash, etc. you have ten seconds to get up and begin doing it.

[@danielduckworth3100]

“I gave birth to both of our kids, one without medication”…I am cracking up. We have had the Exact same conversation.

[@gmunden1]

LOL @ The "gave birth without medication " card never expires! 😂😂😂

[@danielduckworth3100]

@@gmunden1 Ain't that the truth!!

[@mtngirlbunny9290]

Bingo!!!! You two always get it just right! 🤣🤣🤣 We just had at almost all those fights this last week!!

[@debbydoodler33]

Oh man. The "But when are you going to do x" and "Who's more tired?" definitely hit home 🤣