Film Theory: How DRUNK is Tyrion Lannister? (Game Of Thrones)

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In a world full of dragons, giants, and magic is the most unbelievable thing that Tyrion Lannister is still alive? I mean this guy drinks like a fish - by all accounts shouldn't his drinking have killed him by now? Today we're answering Game of Thrones' biggest mystery - just how drunk is Tyrion Lannister?
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[@Cheerybelle]

Maybe the Lannisters' blood *is* alcohol.

[@rishiparekh4312]

Cheerybelle 😂 😂

[@spirituskitsune]

Cheerybelle we may never know

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

maybe their alcohol is blood IT'S ALWAYS RED

[@wolfydawolf1296]

Duncan Van Ooyen r then red wine

[@financialproblems9308]

so is he the demoman

[@Grubelg]

wrong question. the right one is "what is the blood level in tyrion's alcohol"

[@pawankamran3803]

prizvolix Correct. Just as Brendon Urie keeps telling us that he's not as think as we drunk he is.

[@thestrangefishlikeentity9967]

Pawan Kamran Well, he makes those high heels work!

[@pawankamran3803]

Princess TNT True that!

[@AlexTyrant]

Genius

[@beccas5201]

prizvolix Tyrion's blood is alcohol.

[@jk.smalls]

Re theory: he often drinks weak wine to seem drunk but remain mentally accute people will then underestimate him and speak freely letting him outsmart them, the wedding scene was an anomaly because he was upset about being used as a punishment for Sansa

[@NeattheGreat]

That's what it says in the books.

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

He’s also very experienced at drinking. The more experienced at drinking you are the more functional you can be drunk

[@d.j.rproductions]

you should do "how drunk is captain jack sparrow"

[@madagotthejail420]

D.J.R Productions He’s not that’s his charm

[@kenjiotake]

@@madagotthejail420 Now imagine if he WAS drunk.

[@pissedoffturtle7333]

@@kenjiotake I mean, we've seen what he can do without even a single drop of rum. It's a scary thought.

[@chrisbolland5634]

What about how GAY is he?

[@Black.Rose743]

That would be amazing

[@thecriticalknight8646]

Why not do a film theory on LazyTown. i know it's weird

[@spilledcereals2585]

The Critical Knight yay a lazy town theory like on the fact that Robbie the ''laziest person in lazy town'' is the most active guy in lazy town

[@Evan-bk5gv]

There is a theory that Robbie Rotten was actually a hero but then became lazy.

[@thecriticalknight8646]

I might be, I might not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@FilmTheory]

I've been thinking about it...actually....

[@thecriticalknight8646]

That was very unexpected. :O

[@CdrChaos]

New Theory use; is Cersei ever actually completely sober?

[@CarInMyAss]

I'm not so no way she is

[@michaelgoldsmith9359]

When she’s pregnant

[@rainojc]

@@michaelgoldsmith9359 Nope she still drinks

[@crazyjay6331]

@@michaelgoldsmith9359 pretty sure she aint pregnant, she is faking it

[@thelivingcactus9348]

Kyle Cersei drinking during her pregnancy with Joffery would probably explain his personality.

[@shadowstriker6506]

“[Alcohol] tolerance doesn’t determine your B.A.C, it just determines how long you can stay conscious enough to get your B.A.C higher” ~Matthew Patric 2016

[@meepnope4389]

Shadowstriker ah the wise words of an alcoholic, he would be a great drinker if he were one, lemme tell you, that is ALWAYS the goal

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

Matthew Patthew

[@johnermactavish1162]

My record is .56 Have the hospital bill to prove it.

[@axelelmfeldt6085]

You should do: How drunk were D&D during the writing of the last 3 seasons.

[@vcetutorialshub8599]

underrated comment

[@quantumvideoscz2052]

Unfortunately, I believe they were quite sober.

[@leeroberts4850]

@@quantumvideoscz2052 a drunk walrus could have written better content

[@quantumvideoscz2052]

@@leeroberts4850 That makes the fact they were sober all the worse.

[@leeroberts4850]

@@quantumvideoscz2052 no one is saying they are capable of of creating art

[@AkliSa]

next episode how high is Rick from Rick and Morty

[@user-dq7fl3xk3t]

Akli Sadoun lol

[@Jacob_G9]

OMG YAS!

[@padilla11230]

Yes yes

[@BDL3035]

An even better question: How strong is Rick's liver from Rick and Morty?

[@balls261]

He would be drunk, not high.

[@khaldixon3553]

I wonder how many times Mat messes up and says "its just a game theory" instead of film theory

[@caspercollins342]

Kayla Dixon once⚀

[@giggityking6505]

Maybe he should theorize the following theories. -How aerodynamic Dumbo's ears are -How much BELI is worth in dollars. -Is Dead Rising really a fusion between Kids Next Door weapons and Billy and Mandy zombies? -Could Tails the Fox really fly? -Is Zoro lying about getting lost all the time? -Who is Slenderman? -Dr WHO PART 3 -Is Teen Titans GO really a REBOOT to the original Teen Titans?

[@AeridisArt]

1Rossana26km01 c; He could have done it many times and just not put it in the video.

[@melissal8798]

He also says the legal blood alcohol level in the US is 0.8 when it's 0.08

[@huskiy4719]

Melissa L He say POINT zero eight thus it looks like this : .08 and this just means 0.08

[@purrleterian]

Go drunk, you are home. Wait...

[@zanygemini]

julioCesarNO *sigh* go home YOU’RE drunk

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@zanygemini r/wooosh

[@zanygemini]

TheUndeadNightmare 🖕

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@zanygemini you're welcome

[@nikadavitukela3354]

ON UOY

[@robingoodfellow5092]

Five bucks says that THIS is how George R.R. Martin kills Tyrion... Alcohol poisoning.

[@hannahkrampitz6856]

Deathless Cat gimme 5 bucks... man didn’t die

[@josephcoen6185]

Yet

[@caodogao4327]

@@cerving20 The show did and Martin didn't had any hand on that. The books are what they're refering to.

[@cosmicriptid]

Honestly how it's going that might just be it

[@rattusreads2531]

Or at the most Alcoholic Dementia

[@davidsmithsmith5679]

magic drinking dwarf is not the weirdest thing in the show

[@MrMidge2000]

You are not wrong. Yanno in the books how big Drogon grows? If it is the same in the show that will be the weirdest. Then again Dany is 13-14 so there is that.

[@spikegilfer1997]

At this point she's about sixteen, late-fifteen. In the books that is. In the show she's progressing towards her mid-twenties.

[@ghostlyninja125]

tyrion is 80% alcohol, more alcohol than tyrion

[@FilmTheory]

Tyrion is TheLegend27

[@bluebuzzgamesgamer5968]

hi

[@mattw6916]

do you mean Tyrion the reindhardt?

[@andrewg1gabyte523]

The Film Theorists :0 #exposed

[@themichael8116]

The Film Theorists How's your day goin?

[@onnopleaseno649]

The Film Theorists O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (troll 2 reference)OOOOOOOOOOOO

[@justanotherdamnerd4434]

So, Tyrion’s basically Rick Sanchez. He drinks, and he knows things.

[@redjirachi1]

Rick Sanchez is an alcoholic First Doctor

[@amritkar256]

Gud joke

[@wolfhurricane897]

Tyrion is more a midget André Rusemov.

[@aricahawkins9959]

Rick Sanchez is basically Tyrion Lannister but yes

[@JingleShoes]

Yes

[@jessicafoster1196]

"Every breath you draw in my presence annoys me." How much do you need to hate someone to say that.

[@The-Kelp-conservers]

Umm my math teacher who for redos she made us redo the problem then you had to explain what you did wrong. and as a kid who has ADHD it did not work well

[@skiffy8121]

suprisingly....not as much as youd expect, thats a very speciffic amount, if their breathing is only an annoyance then it really isnt true hatred edit:"every breath you take only makes me wish for your death" more would be a lot stronger imo

[@lambai4114]

@@The-Kelp-conservers my teacher got folded once by a friend dad cause of this

[@psyched.shelby5391]

Tyrion, your home, go drunk.

[@connorshea9085]

Hugh Janus That's what he does whether he's home or not

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Hugh Janus a drunk imp's gotta do what a drunk imp's gotta do

[@LeonidasBr]

you're

[@dracule2882]

This was so funny juice came out my nose

[@juliendacoolien3454]

Hugh Mungus what?

[@relopezgil8]

Could you do a film theory on if it could be possible for dragons (flying, fire breathing, giant, reptilian dragons) to exist in the real world?

[@PrudIsDaWay]

they do exist we call them ufo's,

[@Spectrum16]

Relopezgil MeliMig I think alternate history did a vidon that

[@zebrom7994]

Only Meek those people are called furfags

[@PrudIsDaWay]

Only Meek I've seen grand dragons before they wear sheets and hang people of color. . It's weird, Underneath those sheets they look just like people ... creepy creepy people.

[@britishjack9931]

there's a movie called Rein of fire and in it the dragons have hollow bones like birds and inside their bodies produce two gases that are lighter than air and one is what they breath out and the other they can spit out of a hole on the tip of their tongues and when the gases mix they ignite to breath fire.

[@adellethompson9615]

"How drunk is turion Lancaster?" The answer is always: rather less than he plans to be

[@ginnyofnewstone6142]

I can only imagine Matt Patt drunk lol, hed drunkly be singing broadway showtunes and Disney songs. lol

[@lixy99]

Or crying over fnaf lol

[@unlinedphoton7965]

@@lixy99 matmat and stephanie actualy dont drink they said so in thier hot ones challenge video on food theory

[@LeoHKepler]

@@unlinedphoton7965 that seems about right. I wouldn't have figured he'd drink.

[@DavidbarZeus1]

Here's another theory: Tyrion acted as he did at his wedding in order to get away with his threat to Joffrey. In other words, he's not as drunk as he appears to be

[@orindark]

I mean that was a flat out obvious thing because he threatens him then acts that way because otherwise he'd lose his head. Not to mention Tyrion makes battleplans when drunk and they dont always go so bad...oh wait....riiight the latest season's...miserable plans....Still cersei consoles her child when shes drunk, Tyrion plans on how to rule a country and lead armies when he's drunk

[@orindark]

thanks ^-^ i didnt think of that, must be a genius when drunk idiot when sober XD

[@LuckyLamoura]

drinking contest between tyrion, archer, and rick

[@franzschubert4480]

and Qrow

[@anonanon9535]

Lamoura foxxie damn that would be good

[@adamheighton2536]

Jim Lahey wins. No matter what

[@logancaruso1565]

Tyrion would win

[@adamheighton2536]

Not against Lahey he wouldnt. He is the liqour

[@cosanostra4229]

It's gotta be taken into consideration that podrick, a man 3 times the drawf's size, cannot keep up with his intake.

[@vixxcelacea2778]

True, but alcohol tolerance is a misnomer. The body doesn't process it better, in fact in a lot of "tolerant" people they get drunk faster, bu they become accustomed to the response effect so they don't feel as drunk as they are. That's why BAC is important. Most people don't actually realize how much neurotoxin they downed or how it's affecting them. It's actually often a sign of addiction. The body adjusting somewhat to the response and needing more and more to "feel" drunk is no different than any other feeling of addiction that needs bigger and bigger hits for the same response. Some instances of ODing happens because if you're not feeling it, you assume you didn't take much, but the laws of physics don't magically change.The amount they took is still in the system.

[@korl8524]

Shameful from him

[@superfire6463]

How drunk are you Tyrion? Tyrion: yes

[@martinssempa5764]

I got an ad for beer right before this video

[@kauswekazilimani3736]

everybody a pusher...

[@mandyplodek639]

Was it bud light Budweiser or other

[@dezza99]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

[@Awesomegamer-fx1yo]

Me too

[@tommyvasec5216]

The way you act they know you like beer.

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Those last five minutes are going to trigger all of Buzzfeed.

[@Zau325]

Neo Machine and femenists since they just knew that women get drunk faster...

[@borggus3009]

+rawdeliver *Buzzfeed has a high tolerance to facts ftfy

[@BrokensoulRider]

QUE THE TRIGGERED GAME OF THRONES FANS AND BUZZFEED.

[@tomm7833]

BrokensoulRider cue

[@ShaqNasty557]

Neo Machine Buzz feed? I've been living under a rock so I don't know.

[@jmace2424]

Tyrion Lanaster: drunk all the time and still wins the Game of Thrones.

[@leighcollett66]

true dat!

[@spoonfulofserotonin5629]

no one (and I don’t mean Aria) was a winner in a shitty finale like that

[@slippyy6742]

Tyrion Lannister: I’m a drinker and drinkers must keep drinking. MatPat: *hold my non-alcoholic beverage.*

[@chara_fallen4715]

*Hold my diet coke.*

[@johnrichardson5599]

@@chara_fallen4715 "Mick Jagger would go like this: 'Diet Coke!' And one would appear in his hand!" "If all of us could go, 'Diet Coke!' and one would appear in our hand, we’d do it all day long. Even if you don’t like Diet Coke, you’d just summon ’em so you could chuck ’em at oncoming cars." -John Mulaney

[@TheTheorizer]

The only question I have is this: Is Tyrion drunk?

[@BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera]

The Theorizer no

[@TheTheorizer]

BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera oh okay

[@CourageDaDog5]

I love your vids daddy give me some more

[@rosielove4045]

The Theorizer hey! I saw about 3 of your videos! wow....... OK

[@CourageDaDog5]

The Frenzied Ferret​ bitch please, I watched all of his videos

[@aldendomino3523]

Those in the metric system... so... every non-american?

[@shaydorahl6740]

Aiden Domino Go fuck yourself.

[@ren2070]

Darth Shaydo why?

[@f.g.e.]

Darth Shaydo dude literally only 2 countries don't use the metric system

[@shaydorahl6740]

F. G. E. Sci. It's a stupid stereotype, I use the metric system even though I'm American, most of us use both systems.

[@libbybollinger5901]

Darth Shaydo most use the imperial system colloquially and the metric scientifically. And, oc, typically if something happens in a foreign country, we'll remember it in metric

[@thatidentitythief8962]

"I drink and I know things" so he's basically ever middle and high school teacher

[@KyleTuyi]

If Robert was drinking wine 3x as strong, wouldn't that make it around 60% alcohol?

[@Erowens98]

Problem is, it wouldn't be considered a wine anymore at that point. It would have to be distilled, which would make it a brandy. The strongest a wine can technically be is around 35-40% So if anything, that quote means tyrions wine is only around 13%. Not 22%

[@yagitoshinori9272]

His point of reference was modern day wine at about 11%

[@abraham2172]

Good old Robert is a champ

[@samuelmckillop1676]

@@Erowens98 cersei gave it to him intending for him to die so you never know

[@Archiebiggs04]

@@yagitoshinori9272 nah that'd be 33%

[@equalitystateofmind5412]

GoT is not set on medieval Earth. It's set in an alternate reality where the Age of Knights has lasted thousands of years.

[@equalitystateofmind5412]

There's no reason to believe their wine technology would be remotely analogous to ours, since they're a nationalistic, seafaring civilization that has invented high explosives, but not the cannon.

[@kingj282]

Yeah, I like this channel, but there are huge leaps in logic with every video

[@sadaleks9725]

well they are called theories for a reason., and he's using the fact that they used cork screws...

[@alexanderbloomingdale6677]

What information would he base a theory on then? I understand your point, but with that reasoning then any theory of GoT, or any other alternate reality, wouldn't be based on anything.

[@theharrisonryan]

Fault Official basing a theory on a fantasy world using our worlds history is what makes no sense, if he used it information from Westeros history then it would.

[@cadr003]

I think this can be explained if we instead assume that he ISNT always drinking FORTIFIED wine.

[@khaisha3183]

Lots of conclusion jumping in this one

[@psyched.shelby5391]

I'm only 9 months old, what is fortified wine?

[@Nate-do2kf]

Hugh Janus drink and you'll find out you know what they say, "start 'em off young"

[@diggles2142]

cadr003 right? Also using the top most possibility with capacity of cup based from a single scene then continues to use that number for every drink and continues to round up? Boo Also doesn't suggest that Tyrion could be using hyperbole with people about how much he drinks as I suspect.

[@xavierreichel8254]

Hugh Janus, oh wait I just noticed your username..... Ahem.

[@albertgrunnion2228]

I did the interactive website thing, and let me tell you that I am probably the lamest person ever, because I had one drink of water, played some shuffleboard, got roasted by MatPat because I sucked at his trivia, and then left.

[@oleanderkazzy_]

>Walks up to bar >Orders water >Plays shuffleboard >Sucks at trivia >Gets roasted >Leaves

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

In the books it’s described that after killing his father Tyrion drinks himself blind almost every night. It’s also worth pointing out that Tyrion made himself appear more drunk at his wedding because that was the only way he might possibly avoid severe punishment for threatening to geld Joffrey in front of the court.

[@justanotherlazytrashpanda]

Am I the only one that thinks matpat would be a great teacher?

[@AeridisArt]

Chara the Killer He'd probably be a lot like my high school literature teacher who showed us an episode of South Park in order to teach us about hyperbole.

[@giggityking6505]

Maybe he should theorize the following theories. -How aerodynamic Dumbo's ears are -How much BELI is worth in dollars. -Is Dead Rising really a fusion between Kids Next Door weapons and Billy and Mandy zombies? -Could Tails the Fox really fly? -Is Zoro lying about getting lost all the time? -Who is Slenderman? -Dr WHO PART 3 -Is Teen Titans GO really a REBOOT to the original Teen Titans?

[@subswithoutavideo-bd5yp]

He should be one

[@christophermoore9647]

Chara the Killer agreed

[@merilinalu143]

He would make THE best teacher EVER

[@HDTutorialMann]

I was supposed to be playing game of Thrones but this One Guy keeps killing my favourite charackter.

[@spencerkorstad2003]

Krashes TheLegendRMartin?

[@lizzie4972]

Was it theLegend27?

[@city_ofalexandria]

Krashes was it the Legend 27 if so that guy keeps kicking my butt

[@wolfashb4n370]

Oh I love all of your comments

[@NowAndyPlays]

was it george r.r martin?

[@Little_Lotta]

Tyrion, and even Cersei, still have NOTHING on my man Michael Malloy.

[@wrk_in_progres_2531]

♧ Degenerate Beauty Queen ♤ Sam o nella?

[@corylake9956]

I reached .35 and my heart stopped beating and I woke up in a hospital remembering nothing

[@anniemz6887]

We all love game of thrones and shit but it's time for a westworld's theory!

[@excessiveone9952]

Whats that?

[@anniemz6887]

twistednightmare bruh! Seriously?

[@squid8792]

ana malazonia I think it was a reference.

[@Zeus-gl2tf]

he'll yea

[@excessiveone9952]

***** I don't watch many tv shows.

[@meitsi]

Hey MatPat. I'm not sure if you've watched Death Note - an amazing anime, but if you have, could you do a theory about the lifespan numbers? They appear to be somewhat mysterious and cannot be converted straight to human-time.

[@bathoryiguess4507]

Tröpö hells yeah!!!

[@i-am-a-fangirlbe_afraid2187]

I agree with this 1000%

[@zamen7545]

Tröpö or what exactly caused the shinigami realm to rotten

[@nathanprescott529]

Tröpö I agree! Mat you should totally do a theory on Death Note.

[@yoyoyoaliman]

Tröpö "...and welcome to Anime Theory!"

[@jonnycarcano]

Do you think Tyrion even calls hangovers hangovers anymore? By this point, he probably just calls it morning.

[@mikekortedijk1658]

Considering you did an episode on where people would be twice their sizes i thought i’d recalulate this. First of all for the messurements, the servings stay the same, at 5 oz per glass of wine,, and Matt’s suggested 22% per servingh. But doubling it since tyrion pours his challice completely to the brim, which sets us up for 10oz per serving. Now for Tyrions size, Matt put Tyrion at 100lbs and 4’5 which equals to a bmi of 25.0. We’re gonna make that 400lbs at 8’10 since that would also put him at the exact same bmi. Now for the conservative amount: 2 hours of drinking 2 servings per half hour would put him at 4 servings of 10 oz which would put him at a total of 40 oz wine at 22%. Entering this into a BAC calulator, it came out as 0.135, which is considerably less than Matt’s 0.30. The aggressive amount would add up to a serving every 15 minutes for 4 hours long, which would add up to 160 oz of wine at 22%. That would put him at a BAC 0.6. Yes i totally did this instead of studying for my maths exam.

[@jonathandahlberg437]

Do a theory on LazyTown. Is Robbie Rotten the true hero? Is Sportacus actually the villain, brainwashing the children of Lazy Town with his healthy food and workouts?

[@potato1341]

Jonathan Dahlberg He looks like the villain. But he ain't. And they think most their fans are 6> years old. So did they think we would never catch on to the fact that HE was the villain?

[@captaincapsaicin1319]

Some kids show from several years ago that became a meme.

[@EmiliLuciaOfficial]

Jonathan Dahlberg YESSS

[@chrisstodart1267]

DeltaSpartanGaming especially we are number one

[@Appalachia_haints]

That's why he fears nothing, his master plan has already been carried out.

[@2da12]

Next theory : How BADASS is The Hound

[@user-on6ol8eh5w]

Next theory: How badly does Ygritte want into Jon Snow's pants

[@r.alford3692]

I hear that her favourite weather is 9 inches of snow...

[@dbleo_]

Next Theory: How stupid is Cersei?

[@user-on6ol8eh5w]

Reagon Alford fucking kek'd

[@Rukdug]

If the White Walkers ever make it past the Wall, they will make a goddamn Wight King style General out of his corpse that's how badass he is. Unless of course he's still alive and just hiding out with those monks who claimed to have buried him.

[@silverdandylmao]

I GOT A LIQUOR ADVERTISEMENT DURING THIS VIDEO HAHAHAHA

[@Norrie_Rugger]

Loving that my home town (Cork, Ireland) gets its picture in the video simply because the English translation is Cork. It's a translation/Anglicanisation of Corcaigh, which means marsh, reference to the river delta drained to build the town. It was a merchant town and home to loads of breweries and distilleries mind, so still relevant.

[@trevorpate121]

2:02 He's ROARING drunk. Tyrion: "I'M A LANNISTER! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!

[@leighcollett66]

🤣

[@supernovachaser]

"For those of you on the metric system" oh you mean the rest of the civilized world?

[@williamliu5188]

lol

[@drerob21]

This supernova guy is serious about the metric system!

[@th3highwayman]

While I do agree that the metric system is probably better, you sound really elitist. Damn, son.

[@YourBoyNobody530]

Well I'm a teenage American male who is surrounded by idiots his age all day and personally I think everything would be a hell of a lot better if we all used the metric system instead because then we wouldn't have to deal with this kind of bull shit in the first place

[@ChaoticFeathers]

Who are you, Thomas Corwin Mendenhall? (That felt so good to get out.)

[@chibicthulhu4382]

“Every breath you draw in my presence annoys me.” Say what you will about Cersi but that line is gold

[@anna-flora999]

9:10 took me a moment to process that you were talking about percent and not permile..

[@anemptydrawer5927]

you should do how drunk is rick

[@floppydisksareop]

well he has some blood in his alcohol

[@AngryoldLady]

An Empty Drawer 69 likes

[@gabyvaldes8282]

Angry old Lady 1923 nope 187 likes

[@wolfhurricane897]

I am curious on that too.

[@sam_ze_wolf]

he is just 100% alcohol no blood

[@gingerlivesmatter5675]

Haha I opened up my computer and it said, "1 second ago." That deserves top comment... Right?!

[@ryzikx]

no

[@gingerlivesmatter5675]

AsianGameBox :'(

[@zabik7721]

Bibble The Great no but I know that u ar lieing

[@yesiranoverthatchild6888]

Hes not lying though??

[@yesiranoverthatchild6888]

ey m8 chill drink a cup of water

[@nicloren2220]

i did the simulation and it was such a great job you did ! this is such an important topic, and i really appreciate how you did this collab !

[@bheronz]

In this show we've had dragons, ice dragons, ice zombies, Prince Charming from Shre- wait.

[@t00thman]

I always got the impression their wine was kinda weak, I think I also remember the wildlings mocking the alcohol content of wine

[@peasantlypeasant1986]

Im trying to play game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass

[@snowblind8572]

Peasantly Peasant Yo is it TheLegend27?

[@leot8803]

Peasantly Peasant Is it the legend27

[@patricioaroncastrillonross8372]

Peasantly Peasant IMO this is the best comment trend of all time

[@peasantlypeasant1986]

Snowblind / xIllusionZ yeah the legend 27

[@lavine8450]

who is the legend 27?

[@fatallyfatcat5274]

Cersei is like my mom. She can drink a whole bottle of wine during a party and you just can't tell she drunk anything.

[@lucasking4212]

god watching this in 2019 is so sad, knowing whats gonna happen

[@aristoyates8209]

Hey MatPat, I was recently watching Polar Express and I felt there might be more to it than initially meets the eye. There was this very mysterious character that appeared to be a crazy hobo, but claimed to be “the King of the North Pole”. It was implied that he was some form of ghost or spirit, and he displayed supernatural abilities, such as appearing and disappearing at will. Now I don’t have a strong idea on his role, he allegedly saves The Conductor from falling off the train and he saves the protagonist from the same fate on screen. This indicates to me, that if he is ghost, this might have been how he died. He seemed very much like stowaway when he was first shown, and The Conductor makes a big point of how important the tickets for the train are, and even goes as far as taking one of the kids outside of the train when they lose their ticket! There was also some strange scenes and choices in the movie. For one, there was a somewhat disturbing scene with unattended record players that occurs 55 minutes into the movie. There was also a scene where some elves had to make a decision over whether a child was naughty or not, when their computer systems were saying “naughty”, so they phoned up Santa; however, instead of waiting for him to pick up, they decide to “give the kid a break” and mark them as nice, almost as though they believed Santa would have something different to say. Finally, Santa Clause is portrayed rather strangely. Santa Clause seems very condescending or pompous, and is given an almost Satan-like voice that is not very jolly at all. As some final notes, the hobo turned to snow when he hit, or was about to hit, the top of a short tunnel, which may be alluding to a different cause of death. Happy Holidays!

[@glgina6]

There's some theories on some of this on the "fan theories" subreddit.

[@glgina6]

One person thinks the hobo is a spirit of winter, which I think is kind of interesting

[@Shane3253]

Polar Express has always been a mysterious show that clearly has some deeper meaning behind it. I would love to see Mat Pat do a theory on it.

[@patersonshaw5460]

The title could be "Who is the Homeless Man in Polar Express?" I would say he is by far the most interesting character in this movie. I found the movie deceptively simple, and it leaves me questioning so many of the decisions. If it was directed by any one of the many other directors, I may have just blown off many of the decisions as poor choices. I really enjoyed the mood generated by the art and the sound throughout, even the brighter colours seemed dark. Not a typical Christmas movie, but a classic.

[@Darklovefly]

That site is pretty rad. Binging your vids and going from little wee MatPat to you're recent stuff, did you ever imagine you'd get to this point? Bill Gates asking you for help to spread awareness on things, getting to interview tv show creators, seeing a real life Master Chief suit in person and explaining it you millions of people? You've come so far Mat, we're all proud of you❤

[@jaxd9768]

Like you pointed out, this show has KNIGHTS. By the sixteenth century, guns, although primitive, had been developed. This is a FANTASY SHOW. That. Would also impact when this takes place. We also don't know whether or not Tyroin is drinking fortified wine or not.

[@dennis9583]

me: *sees the numbers .30-.35* me: HOLY SCHNITZEL! everyone else: lol that’s not a lot

[@Loki_K]

Lol I know; when he said 0.85% I literally yelled "holy Fk" so loud I scared my cat who was sleeping next to me

[@sonnygreenley2511]

How can a body that small contain that much liquid, let alone alcohol? He should literally be about to pop.

[@bryanfeliciano4102]

sonny greenley he pisses like a race horse XD

[@monroerobbins7551]

Maybe half of his body mass is his bladder.

[@wate4spout578]

People don't pop

[@monroerobbins7551]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ramrnYh5ocSYoNE this could prove otherwise, Kirkpatrick. :)

[@wate4spout578]

I watched the video but he doesn't say any evidence of popping by alcohol

[@nightnim680]

last time i was this late who is this person again?

[@armendiiibrahimii4761]

Clorox-bleach ! I see you everywhere I go on youtube

[@Marina-ru4sz]

Clorox-bleach ! WHO ARE YOU!!!!!

[@xxQuickShotzx2]

thelegend27

[@Garfield.]

I found you too much to be true

[@tavinhead2922]

Google + shenanigans allow everyone to have the same names

[@laynemartin7914]

I love the detail that westeros wine is red and rich and the description of easos wine as more like Greek wine... I think this needs a refresh to account for him changing continents

[@somegreekdude9225]

Perhaps they could be drinking wine like the ancient greeks and romans did (half water half wine)

[@dukeofasg3280]

Why would they do that? The Lannisters are rich, I'm pretty sure they can afford to drink undiluted wine.

[@hollowed4306]

@@dukeofasg3280 that's not about money, it's for hydration and more diluted taste. Nice, really

[@snootbooper-ey4dp]

Last night at the bar was quite the trip.... But hey, it was just a simulation, a drinking simulation. Thanks for reading my comment.

[@lexiroms2163]

And welcome to the Amazing after party tournament! this time: drunk target practice with bow and Arrow!

[@yunis1997]

BUT IT DOESNT WORK

[@victoriajohnsen-fredriksen6935]

^

[@baggierflame4216]

Tell me how to do it then please i am at the day how old you are

[@docedcrib9079]

baggier flame drummer same

[@fish2567]

My grandfather was drunk every day until he died

[@luke6400]

Thatcher Brown Srry to hear that mate

[@fish2567]

Luke Huang I never met him he died a year before I was born he died of liver sclerosis

[@thefaceofawsomeness491]

My great grandfather stayed drunk too, he lived to be 99 though.

[@weedmastersr]

So did mine. He slept most of the day and always had a bottle of wine under his bed. He lived to 90.

[@gracehaven5459]

yup yup! mine drank everyday since he was 14!..then died at 41.. life lol

[@SoapCkat]

4:37 so my phone fell to my face And mat started laughing Perfect timing

[@sweetpotatofries99]

It's a shame we don't have more data on King Bobby B.

[@FireEmber345]

And I thought Rick had the world's strongest liver

[@Jemppu]

IF that's liquor he's always sipping... and not that brain activity enhancing "pod" liquid.

[@kleinbottled79]

Crossover episode with Rick and Tyrion drinking heavily and discussing their depressing philosophies when. The universe needs this.

[@somethingfunny5571]

He might

[@benwagner5089]

In both Tyrion and Cersei instances, they were in a bad situation so were drinking more than usual, Tyrion being forced to marry a girl he doesn't love and Cersei expecting not to survive the night (she was on the verge of administering death by poison for herself and her son when her father entered the throne room). They wanted to be blitzed so they wouldn't remember their humiliation, and expected rape by the invaders in Cersei's case. Yet MatPat describes it as their normal amount instead of their drink-to-forget amount. I'd instead compare the two having a typically tense Lannister dinner, where each has 3-4 drinks of fortified wine, so cut the 0.36 to 0.18 instead: way past the limit, but still blearily awake.

[@sgt.wolfenstein0818]

I have never been so sad as when i took that shot before heading out and i spotted Door Man Mat looking incredibly disappointed in me.

[@rehtaef5908]

One of the reasons I watch this series is because I like his voice, other channels just aren't the same.

[@wtblack5]

Plot twist, he's drinking nonalcoholic wine and it's all a placebo...

[@crunchbite005]

More like he diluted his own wine as to fool everyone into thinking he was drunker than he really was.

[@gordon1906]

How drunk is Tyrodin? Well it depends on if he is doing placement games.

[@understoodgaming6385]

Tsunami Nexus how

[@user-ug9rs6rz1x]

Understood gaming orgewatch meme

[@callumswain5005]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[@understoodgaming6385]

Callum Swain wat

[@understoodgaming6385]

Velo Flex

[@itshenry8977]

When did we needed this i guess Theory is just about these types of things

[@pervysagemkd]

After your video about the size and scale of westeros, looks like Tyrion is just half that and all checks out! You are on to something with that!

[@jesternario]

Let's face it, the only person that could potentially out-drink Tyrian would be Tony Stark.

[@theinvisiblegentleman1142]

jesternario Dinklage Vs. Downey, I would pay money to see that!

[@shlupedalupe2118]

jesternario what about Rick Sanchez

[@cryingwithrage]

Shlupe Dalupe he used to have the strongest working liver, now it has a hole in it.

[@cryingwithrage]

Shlupe Dalupe he used to have the strongest working liver, now it has a hole in it.

[@pumbobjay]

Or Jim Lahey.

[@NinjaAdorable]

The drinking shown is in extreme cases...... Tyrion did not want to consummate his wedding, since he was with Shaey and he considered Sansa a child, and also thought being forced to be with him was bad enough; thats why he was soooo drunk............. Cersei is drunk in that scene coz she was pretty much expecting the defences to fail and had ordered Illyn Payne to kill everyone once it happens; as it would be better than being taken trophy and raped. It is true that once his life started spiralling down Tyrion is shown to have taken to drinking; but it was not such a strong habit before, say Joeffrey's wedding.

[@Blaineworld]

Yeah that's what Matpat said.

[@SinerAthin]

Yeah, Sansa's situation would be enough to turn off any decent guy That wedding sucked! (though it was not the worst, lol)

[@themajipoorchronicles7541]

Bet if he were told to marry Danaerys, he'd stay sober. Jon doesn't drink much, but he's as whiny and grumpy as a drunk. Cersei drinks as she plots. Don't remember her drinking merely to drown the grief and anger. I wonder if the dragons would explode if they were given concentrated alcohol.

[@RaeDSJ8512]

The Pippin reference at the end. First of all, LOVE. And second of all...WHICH VIDEO??

[@allisonbergh4429]

Rae came here looking for a kindred spirit. Pippin FTW

[@massemarboyo8465]

He's drunk... but he's the most sane character through out the series... the irony

[@AmabossReally]

In the end, it's not Jon Snow or Kaleesi that will rule Westeros but Legend27

[@basichuman2679]

James Kachamila yeah

[@CaitlinLyaneLeman]

I heard that TheLegend27 once axe kicked the Mountain.

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

We should get a Sherlock theory :)

[@dylantayloriskewl]

Absolutely

[@mightylock3223]

DEFINITELY

[@ricardah3411]

Lawrence Calablaster YES!

[@thealienlife]

13:29 when he says the T in tierrian, it sounds like when you repair or rename something in minecraft.

[@wl5420]

If you play that that back fast kenough it sounds like gulping down 🍆

[@huniccc2009]

Mom:what are you watching? Me: **says nervously** *Oh nOThiNg*

[@StephTheory]

the To Do List says make a theory for Gravity Falls! Do a theory for Gravity Falls!

[@zayne1927]

thanks

[@meadowgreene]

DougoftheRatMen I know they talking about doing one a while ago, perhaps they're still collecting data. It's a pretty intense show for theories.

[@StephTheory]

what do you think it will be about?

[@MrAaaaazzzzz00009999]

But Gravity Falls ended?

[@rosetaylor9180]

So did breaking bad but there's still an amazing theory video about it. x3

[@PCIntrovert]

Sorry but this is a weak theory, you're basing your results off of a rare example where Tyrion is unhappy that he is being forced to marry Sansa. I highly doubt Tyrion would be filling his glasses to the brim on a day to day basis and that he constantly drinks at a steady pace. It's reasonable to assume that he would have been drinking more wine during an awkward and embarrassing wedding banquet than he does acting as hand of the king or a prisoner.

[@truints]

You are right , just from remembering tryrion, who is my favorite character, He never poured more than a seconds worth of wine in a glass before sipping it. He more than likely didn't drink as much as everyone thinks, also if he likes to drink that means he would prefer wine with less alcohol content. How do we know that he was always drinking off the top shelf. He is a mad genius and knows how to budget so I am pretty sure he would buy low to mid grade wine. Which is just as good, especially for a drunk. Film theory is bullshitting trying to get views.

[@jamoecw]

another problem is that he assumes that cersi is drinking the same fortified stuff that tyrion is known for drinking. also at the wedding they would be serving whatever the normal wine is, and thus not the extra strong stuff. all of this taken into account and compared to the fact that the extra strong stuff is 3x the normal stuff and the normal wine is closer to our wine (11%), as strong alcohol is about 30-50% (rum, vodka, even kalua fits in this range at 36%). using a cork and letting it breath is stuff we do today, even at the low 11%, 22% is what it was at when it was strong, so 33% being extra fortified would not be too far out there.

[@boris4755]

PCIntrovert He also fucked up with scaling the weight 100lb is 45 kg not 35

[@raghuvaroon2021]

Boris Kupka

[@raghuvaroon2021]

Boris Kupka k

[@milomateer6565]

Film Theory: “Jorah will save Westeros because of prophecies” *Kung Fu Fighting plays throughout Winterfell* Arya: lol that was ez

[@rogerelliss9829]

I love it. I saw a wine add during this video!!! Lol

[@jontek3267]

Dear MatPat, Since you made an episode about the alcohol content of Tyrion Lanister, I am a bit curious if you could make a Film Theory about a certain drink: The Pan Galactic Gargle blaster. This is a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy drink that describes the experience as having your brains smashed through with a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. Is there a synthetic way to experience the taste and effects of the alcoholic beverage without severe or any damage? Of course it possibly has to have some sort of alcohol content, but is there ACTUALLY a way to make one that isn't lethal? I will send an email regarding this, along with posting this on your discussions page, if that is okay. It would be REALLY COOL to try this out. Keep on theorizing, Jontek

[@TheDragonQueen-uh4lm]

Jon Tek that sounds interesting.

[@jontek3267]

Thanks! Just thought it should be addressed. Yes it's in a literary classic, but only appears in one film, I hope they try to take a chance on it. There's bound to be a way to make alternate versions of it.

[@user-il9ij5wx3n]

I'm sorry for replying 4 years late but I do think you might find this interesting: An alcohol substitute that creates effects similar to real alcohol with smaller health risks is being created right now. So it's not much of a stretch something like this could happen in the distant future, I suppose. Especially considering there are a lot of substances that mess with your brain more than alcohol does while not putting you in danger of death (Certain psychedelic plants)

[@1999Dman1]

I'm supposed to be playing Game of War but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

[@emilyjohnson4835]

Thelegend27?

[@1999Dman1]

Emily Johnson Yeah Thelegend27

[@johnnygreenface4195]

He is the best game of war player.

[@dr.catherineelizabethhalse1820]

That woman attacking her friends is such a bitch!

[@gisellec5504]

I don't get this joke, can someone explain?

[@joshualollis7976]

3:55 Wow, what a hit of nostalgia

[@garretburkholder4078]

4:46 I can picture the Cuirasseurs marching through Paris as Im playing Age of Empires 3 back in like, 2008

[@xxDianaxx33441]

WE NEED GRAVITY FALLS THEORY

[@chichinachipancake4867]

FieryDiana I agree maybe he doesn't know the show

[@thegreatpeety2704]

Steven Universe That's what matpat's todo list suggested, that he's working on a gravity falls theory.

[@ketzgaming5124]

Yea

[@curtisjackson3028]

Or a mob psycho 100 theory I wanna know more about ???% mode

[@xxDianaxx33441]

Low BattleGrounds Rewritten I've gotta watch it XD

[@toasterlord9175]

Doesn't matter how drunk is he,he aint as drunk as me ayyy ... I'm an alcoholic

[@andieeve]

Toaster Lord so is my mum, haha! Please kill me, haha!

[@somedragonbastard]

Toaster Lord I am a an alcoholic? Doesn't make much sense.

[@toasterlord9175]

Fiona McCann Accident

[@amorembalming]

Fiona McCann drunk I suppose

[@toasterlord9175]

But no joke,I got so drunk one time I legit didn't know my name,I also passed out and woke up the other morning STILL drunk as hell

[@Dr.STorch]

I had time for one video before going to school and I chose this over the Jon Snow video... and I was not disappointed