Film Theory: How To SAVE Jurassic Park (Jurassic World)

[@wasthatthebiteof8796]

MatPat: Fixes JP's problems and stops the movies Steven Spielberg: That wasn't very cash money of you

[@mindybayes5652]

Underated comment

[@chillsis1650]

Mindy Bayes extremely underrated comment

[@lunasummer9375]

In the box office, no, it wasnt. But the park itself was extremely profitable!

[@joshmay2884]

literally

[@Ginkytorres]

Don’t you mean CP

[@billcipher8976]

I just want to say that, the mosasaurs was actually in a shallow water tank. In Jurassic World, when you look at the tank closely when all the people get lowered down on the stands, you can actually see the bottom of the tank. Considering that they were only lowed a about 30-40 metres, the tank would only be about 60 metres deep. After seeing the length of the mosasaurs that Ingen engineered, the tank would be quite shallow compared to it.

[@fuzzybuzzybee4654]

U can also see how its that in jwe2 (Jurassic world evolution 2) which the lagoon is canon in that game

[@marfa.h3526]

wasnt it a lake or something anyways?? I cant remember right if it was connected to the sea also

[@CrissyBoi_Z]

@@marfa.h3526 in the first movie and second no but in the third and jw yes it was connected to sea thats how it escaped in jw on the volcanic eruption

[@zycloack8124]

​@@CrissyBoi_Zthe accuracy 😂. The lagoon literally changed

[@CrissyBoi_Z]

@@zycloack8124 oh I'm sorry I'm not really such a big fan of jw

[@salemnightlark8161]

I love how in the book the name Jurassic Park is a clear indicator of how little thought the park creators gave to aspects of their park then the movie played it straight without noticing the irony

[@hayden.A0]

Oh so the book actually addressed that, huh?

[@Tarquinthetyrant]

@@hayden.A0 yeah no the book is a completely different thing

[@abiean222]

@@hayden.A0 have you read the book yet? its really great!

[@The_Darke_Lorde]

​@@abiean222 Unfortunately, the book version would get an R rating immediately.

[@Jetstreamsamsbiggestglazer]

@@The_Darke_Lordegood I want to see Hammond to get eaten alive

[@Travissquid18]

I remember Dr. Wu saying he used tree frog DNA to make the indominus live in a tropical climate so he could have done the same for the raptors to make them more comfortable

[@thepikamence1250]

True, but then again the Indominus was essentially a prototype bioweapon he was commissioned to make. Having been taught by his time at Jurassic Park and his own prior experimentation with hybrids, Wu more than likely knew what the DNA he planned to include in it did to the animal's physiology, which in the case of tree frog genes would be to allow it to camouflage itself from thermal scans. That doesn't sound like a useful trait for cataloguing zoo animals with the infrared security systems in the paddocks, even though it's *ideal* for a weaponized chimera like the Indominus. If Jurassic World's geneticists really wanted to have the animals acclimate to a tropical climate, why not turn to heat-tolerant bacteria to fill the gaps that way?

[@Delete240]

@@thepikamence1250 the Indominus was never intended to be a weapon though, it was intended as a theme park attraction to keep their guests interested. Although it was a prototype hybrid, the first true hybrid they had made. The real weapon was the Indoraptor, as they said they wanted something smaller than the Indominus which could follow orders, hence why Hoskins was so interested in Owen’s research into the Velociraptors’ behavioural training.

[@abiean222]

@@Delete240 but it was a prototype! prototypes really look like the finished product, they are made to see if the concept works or not. they usually are bigger and uglier then the finished product and can have flaws or problems that the finished product doesn't. the i-rex was a test run, a prototype designed to see if they could splice velociraptor dna with other dinosaurs and get a living creature. they were also testing, with owen and the raptor squad, to see if velociraptors were trainable! it was all a set up hidden under the guise of providing attractions to a theme park!

[@SpiderWithoutaMan]

@@abiean222 the prototype made by doctor wu was the scorpios Rex, canonically it is his first hybrid therefore indominus was a finished product

[@trishwilson2325]

If he used tree frog, the raptor would be able to change his heat signature/thermal

[@AnoNYmous-bz2ef]

Imagine if the og Jurassic trilogy was actually called Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretacious Park.

[@onyourleft9273]

Trust me it would have been Much less popular

[@baryzilla5875]

Actually Mesozoic combines all three of them so it really should be called Mesozoic Park

[@joshvonbosch]

@@baryzilla5875 did this franchise ever really care about accuracy? XD

[@baryzilla5875]

@@joshvonbosch no take Fallen Kingdom for example

[@joshvonbosch]

@@baryzilla5875 in which case is fallen kingdom more accured then the old movies?

[@playstation.e7703]

Well actually in Jurassic World Doctor Wu says “Nothing in Jurassic World is natural! If the dinosaurs' DNA were pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn’t ask for pure, you asked for more teeth!” So the dinosaurs would have looked more accurate if the scientists didn’t use DNA from other animals to fill in the DNA sequence gaps.

[@progoof9148]

I THINK YOU AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO EVER THOUGHT OF THIS!!!

[@Taikuriketsuppi]

Yea the used things like crocodiles and frogs instead of just the dinosaur dna so they arent cute fluffy birds

[@karakendall9454]

No pro goof I thought this too it’s dumb how people say the dinosaurs are scientifically unaccurate they have to be, it is impossible for 100% of genetic makeup of the dinosaurs in amber or in fossils to be extracted so gaps were filled with dna from other reptiles

[@ctopsfan5456]

What a asa

[@gfuelxfbrick7264]

But it says in Jurassic park that super computers found the missing dna and filled the gaps

[@sonicscrewdrivr5964]

I saw this movie after working at Disney for 10 years. I couldn't get over the amount of theme park negligence that takes place. The movie ends with the Mosasaurus jumping out over the railing... where people would be standing every single day. Park rides not only starting before the guest is buckled in but even before he sits down. The door practically takes his leg off. And one college program employee to manage that entire ride? This park wouldn't have lasted a day or has been paying out tons of money in lawsuits... could be why it was going broke now that I think about it.

[@XaiEia]

I always love comments like this. They give insight on parts of the movie that majority would've glossed over. And actually would explain some things in the movie very well The Real Question is why tf didn't they fix that

[@RisingBeast00]

This movie isn't that good. Its dumb but don't get me wrong it's fun.

[@jameson1239]

Thank you for your service you might not be military but Jesus Christ I can imagine the pain it can be to work at a Disney park all the annoying tourists

[@sonicscrewdrivr5964]

True, some people are... well... not the best. Some are angry before they step off the plane. Others stay happy even though everything goes wrong. People make their trip to Disney what they want it to be. Honestly the majority of my interactions with guest were very positive. I can easily say that meeting new people on a daily basis, talking about their memories of Disney and just life in general, is something I miss. I most likely will never have another work experience remotely like it.

[@jameson1239]

SonicScrewdrivr I know but dam when my family went to Disney world with are cousins they were assholes they would complain about being in the line for two minutes longer then what the sign said

[@enginesummer99]

They could also resolve a lot of this if they made miniature versions of the creatures. They're already messing around with their genetics, and a dog-sized T-rex may not be as big of a spectacle (literally), but people would still want to see it.

[@denisucuuu]

They can accelerate growth rates with cuttlefish DNA so I'm sure they can make dwarf adult dinos

[@abiean222]

@@denisucuuu maybe thats what the "baby" dinosaur petting zoo really is, just dwarf adult dinos lol.

[@head-clanka69]

That’d be smart but they wanted as much profit as possible

[@thesoulserpent4893]

MatPat: It should be called cretaceous park 2 years later : Camp Cretaceous

[@d.s8679]

YEAHHH

[@lorell4467]

Ikr!!

[@omardelgado1835]

Mat: a fan boy of Chris prat Blue: a fan girl of Jeff Goldblum

[@hydrogamingytgd398]

It's the director's and producer's choice to make the title of the movie

[@the8thdeadlysin410]

Ikr

[@tntyeeter3947]

Park protec Dino attac But most importantly, Matt loves Pratt

[@sus_amongus7097]

Lol 🤣😂

[@Lucid_Kitty]

This is amazing and you know what ! You da snack!

[@witchincrow]

#Matpratt

[@uwucatzz3225]

Isn't the third one also meant to end in a "c"? Is this a joke? Am I missing something?

[@IloveCanada-ql5vt]

Most importantly humans be the snacc

[@Reishadowen]

Of course it would help if the people running the park weren't hired from the same talent pool as Vault-Tec and Umbrella corporation. "Ok, we have dinosaurs, so-" "BIO-WEAPONS DIVISION!" "...of f*cking course..."

[@mcdonaldtrump228]

A few moments later* There's been a breach at the containment facility sir !!!!!

[@angelicflxkes]

#PratPat

[@nopity3057]

Sorry for hacking your containment facility here is a professionally compiled list of the vulnerabilities: 1) Keeping organic weapons (e.g. dinosaurs) on the same land as the storage for the biological weapons. 2) Being human. 3) Thinking you corrected what the previous person did incorrectly. 4) Not doing your own research. 5) Even attempting it. I apologise for any inconveniences this compiled list may have caused you, and strongly advise you against reattempting something that has been proven as a fail 4 times successively.

[@jason64nely80]

watching this in 2022 and not going to lie hearing the old intro brought tears to my eyes, my head was instantly filled with hilarious and fun memory's I know matt wont see this but if he does thank you, your channel got me through school and home life I am eternally grateful for what you do

[@paleodust]

The "Raptors" of Jurassic Park, though referred to as 'Velociraptors', were actually meant to be Deinonychus, which lived in the same geographical areas as Tyrannosaurus-only earlier.

[@Griftyfox]

Yeah but you AT LEAST know the real name of the animals in your zoo! that's like a keeper saying, "here, we have uhhhhh... long necked spotty horse.." and it's a giraffe. -__- So it's still Jurassic Park's fault for being misleading. XD

[@auggieeasteregg2150]

I thought Dionicus had a prominent crest. I was told these were more similar to Utah Raptors

[@darkman4204]

@@Griftyfox blame Michael Crichton for that because he thought velociraptor sounded better. At least when he was writing his novel before the movie came out

[@kkzblueeyes0551]

@@auggieeasteregg2150 yeah, "we made the dinosaur, then it was found". It was mostly based on the velociraptor, but the size was more like the dionicus.

[@IXIShogunR1]

the movie raptors are also more visually based on the Utahraptor. i can't remember where i read about it, but i do remember that, although the first one was found in the 70's. it was 91-93 when the naming and bigger finds where, putting in during the filming of the movie. so yeah the raptors are based off Deinonychus in the book, the movie made them the closer to the size of the Utahraptor. and if i remember right, the findings in the 90's kind of paved the way for them to have the raptors be that big in the movie. but this is all rather fuzzy memory of stuff i read so many years ago as i was a huge JP fan

[@RyuuseiBoy]

8:47 He nailed this one, at the end of Fallen Kingdom you can see Blue getting close to a suburb in the middle of the desert.

[@theneoreformationist]

Nah, she clearly prefers SNOW

[@ijustwannabepwrtofyoursymphony]

@@theneoreformationistthis was before dominion

[@Jawbonez_22]

Hey MattPat! Just a thought, since the velociraptors are so wildly mis represented and appear more as Utahraptors, it’s possible that they just straight up are Utahraptors which would mean the environment was fine for them

[@alexcat6]

i think it would be deinonichus, as they are smaller than the utahraptor and utahraptors are HUGE

[@jayyyccTM]

actually utah is very rocky and sandy so I think they do need a redo

[@TheHazza]

The raptors in the JP sexology are based off of Deinonychus antirrhopus. Back in 1989, when JP was being written, there was a debate among palaeontologists about whether or not D. antirrhopus was actually a Velociraptor or not. Michael Crichton likely used this debate as a way to be technically correct about his dinosaurs in the novel. Why? Probably because 'Velociraptor' sounds cooler than 'Deinonychus' to most people.

[@divinaa8442]

@Atomic Yea I live in utah and it does look like that, NOW, millions of years ago it looked completely different like matpat said in the video so more jungle and such :)

[@MB32904]

@@TheHazza deinonychus sounds as cool as velociraptor

[@Jacen32272]

An important detail about the "Raptors" in this series: Michael Crichton wrote the original book at a time when there was an ongoing debate as to if Velociraptor and Deinonychus were in fact the same genus. The Raptors in the movie are explicitly Deinonychus, which are found in similar locations as T.Rex. As such, they should have fit in that environment as well as many of the other dinosaurs did.

[@halfcafian]

MatPat: "But Hey, who's counting?" Dead Meat: Am I a joke to you?

[@Skibiditoiletohiotoilet]

Made the likes 150 made it even

[@samsthebeztatstuff8885]

Coincidence I think not

[@realasfff]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@sireatsalot5725]

James is gonna be pissed

[@KoiKat_]

MatPat's love for Chris Pratt rivals Jacksepticeye's love for Ryan Reynolds

[@tyranosaurusbex2950]

Most underrated comment I have ever seen ever 10/10 im dying pls help 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulacollins2971]

Aw none tried to say you spelled Chris Pratt wrong, was hoping to r/whoosh someone

[@KoiKat_]

@@paulacollins2971 Oh feck

[@brickpillow5846]

Not even close

[@ShitskaterNoah]

What did u edit?

[@owenhoffman7858]

Why is it #PrattPat? Why not #MatPratt? It seems so much better...

[@sasha-vs4pu]

Owen Hoffman let's do both.

[@desc.doc.1367]

No PrattPat sounds waaaaayyy better because usually people switch out the Mat part of matpat when making nicknames like fatpat or pervpat, so PrattPat sounds a lot more natural not to mention the bonus points for Alliteration

[@bigskippa]

Yeah lol

[@sffc95]

Because men come first ;D

[@travismachado4406]

matt prat

[@kdandsheela]

"This guy can do no wrong in my eyes" Well, that has unfortunately aged like milk

[@TheRealFrozenFire]

"It's-a me"

[@UnknownName5050]

He’s not going anywhere and you can’t do anything about it.

[@katiecunningham5]

@@UnknownName5050 no one said they didn’t want him to have a career dawg. he has done some shitty things though, which goes against the “he can do no wrong” that op was pointing out

[@d0llst4r]

Yeah lol that line made me giggle just a bit💀

[@youruncleted]

@@katiecunningham5 chris pratt did shitty things? proofs?

[@JosephBallin320]

I'm surprised you didn't nerd out about the fact that Velociraptors were actually feathered and kinda small

[@BlacklightCakeProductions]

Actually a velociraptor was the size of a turkey

[@sc1178]

If they wanted to have an enormous raptor they may have used a Utahraptor

[@sc1178]

Para_The_Unforgiving Utah raptor

[@Sonnetiger]

The bigger Raptors are called Deinonychus

[@jasminedhaliwal7321]

But you did

[@just_a_mollusk]

7:42 Ok, I was rewatching this scene and you notice that the Mosasaurus actually ISN'T in deep water, you can see the seafloor close below it. I still think the theory is 100% plausible, but that bit of evidence is wrong, however, you can argue that the Mosasaurus's tank is too small. Not too deep.

[@galladegamer3579]

Then: it should be cretaceous world! Now: *Jurassic world: camp cretaceous* "Life...uh...finds a way"

[@spadeboi4055]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

[@captainctc0912]

LOL 😂

[@baconhair-dj3cj]

I love that Netflix movie

[@thesoulserpent4893]

Copied off my comment

[@galladegamer3579]

@@thesoulserpent4893 Oh, sorry

[@hiddendesire3076]

0:58 Honestly in passengers had he just sat through his engineer seminar he would’ve been made aware of the engineer access keycard which would’ve given him bridge access, while also informing him of the replacements parts in storage, enough to build to additional ships. Had he followed this route, he would’ve fixed the damage to the ship, thus avoiding the captain’s unfortunate demise, before learning about the ability to convert the medical pod into a stasis pod and setting himself back in stasis, thus allowing him to awaken at the correct time.

[@couldntthinkofayoutubename6498]

He protec But he also attac But most importantly He eat human as healthy snacc

[@blizzardofdaicewings1657]

I agree.

[@cheez2550]

and he then fell bacc

[@cheez2550]

(when mosy pulled indo in

[@missylittle7562]

While loving chris pratt

[@pineapple_kid2570]

Nom nom

There were two ways to make the park: 1- Spend $$$ to make animals happy, so they don't want to escape 2- Spend $ to lock the animals in a super security cell, where they will be unhappy wanting to escape but will have a very hard time trying to do so Guess what they chosed

[@Dovah_Slayer]

If we smarties who like smarties and watch matpat and ship prattpat ran the world Jurassic park/world would actually work though it’d be called Mesozoic Park/World

[@singaming7228]

They chose 3 - spend like 0 $ to buy a small place withh low security and no fun

[@samsthebeztatstuff8885]

@John Cena making the mosasaur pen shallower would be a cost effective solution

[@galladegamer3579]

They're fucking dinosaurs. How easy could that be!?

[@samsthebeztatstuff8885]

@@galladegamer3579 wouldn’t it be cheaper to run a shallower tank

[@ForestSen]

Another interesting fact I heard recently was that all animals on earth that have had contact with humans have over time been conditioned to fear humans. It is why most animals would avoid humans rather then attack them. So if your taking dinosaurs that don't have this conditioned evolution built into their DNA then yeah....you'll get Dino attacks. So one way to make a Dino park work is to start with smaller predators and herbivores Dinosaurs and condition them over a long period of time to adapt to the humans. This unfortunately wont work for the larger predators but you could go as large at velociraptor as shown in the movie. Heck I think they were going pretty good with the T-Rex too. But as soon as they started genetically alternating the DNA they screwed up. Making a Frankenstein monster that has such competing DNA that would mess with it's cognitive functions was just asking for a mass dinosaur attack. Which leads theory to why the other dinosaurs listen to it. One it was a more predator predator then them with it exuding alpha tendencies so they followed it's command but also because they probably knew this dinosaur was coo-coo and would rather follow it's command instead of being killed themselves. I go with the second one considering that the velociraptors turn on said "alpha" to help the human that raised them and the T-Rex despite being less dangerous then its challenger and older too then this young buck doesn't bulk to its demands of obedience. The T-Rex instead challenges the buck for control as Alpha as is the natural order of the Dinosaur world considering this dinosaur shouldn't exist in the first place. But that's just a theory. I do like your take on this movie and agree to all your points.

[@anglim5579]

I just came across this comment and am sad it didn't get more recognition in 4 whole months. That's an incredibly good point, and even though they're just movies and won't ever dive into these intimate details, this could and should be the cannon explanation for dinosaur attacks in the movies. (on top of having crappy park management)

[@ForestSen]

@@anglim5579 Just came back to check on this comment and saw your response. Thank you so much!

[@cringeperson6333]

velociraptor was actually the size of a chicken and the ones displayed in the movie are acually austio raptors or even Utah raoptos

[@micahclancy9855]

That’s sick do you have sources and links?

[@cringeperson6333]

@@micahclancy9855 just serch velociraptor real life size and a bunch of charts will show up

[@DoubleDOwnage]

I hope most people realize that Jurassic Park was the name of Michael Crichton's novel, which the movie series is based on.

[@nmastando56]

MatPat: *thinks Jurassic World should be called Cretaceous World* Me: WHAT ABOUT THE STEGOSAURUS HUH PUNK!?!?!?

[@gamerman280theriault9]

Not just that what about the allosaurus the apatosaurus and the brachiosaurus

[@toreadum8ass]

They oughta call it 'Mesozoic World' instead. Inclusivity for all dinosaurs, yey.

[@humanbean9969]

the big e you are correct

[@beeluvampie]

Just call it Dino World

[@aegrajag]

Mesozoic Park/World

[@kalisbigley276]

I remember in 5 th grade my class did a grid where we had to map out a zoo, each animal had a different amount of space it needed and we also had to add walkways that were 2 squares wide, and bathrooms,etc Just saying that we fifth graders did a better job than Jurassic world

[@ajmaqs]

now i legit wanna see how you guys did

[@kalisbigley276]

@@ajmaqs it actually looked awesome and I wish I knew where it is

[@AustralianRailwayVideos]

Lol and cool!

[@alexcat6]

are you smarter than a fifth grader? Jurassic World: *NO*

[@jaybea365]

The average Zoo Tycoon player would build a better Park then the guys at InGen.

[@justafaniv1097]

Two words, concrete moats. As mentioned near the end, if done right you can keep predator and prey safely separated almost seamlessly if you know how optical illusions work. But then again, this is a movie and uh, plot, uh, finds a way.

[@math3000]

Justafan IV lol I understood that reference.

[@jerrysmith8326]

Wot

[@DanuProductions]

Well, uh, I guess your uh right

[@imnotsarcastic4085]

best comment of the year

[@MB32904]

also the raptors in jurassic park are actually deinonychus. they're called velociraptors because the movie makers thought velociraptor sounded cooler than deinonychus. plus, the skull shape matches quite well (utahraptors have a similar concave skull shape to velociraptors compared to the convex deinonychus skulls have)

[@finesse1584]

How to SAVE Jurassic Park Make a Herbivore Hybird

[@mr.bonesomega8437]

Make it Vegan

[@DuckiBoiHasPizza]

*screams in Therizinosaurus*

[@chungus816]

Could lead to bad results as well. Not all herbivores are peaceful and creating a herbivore hybrid could potentially make it mentally instable

[@dianalopez130]

Anything is better than that I-Rex 😂 poor creature was made to entertain when it has enough predator dna to own a jungle

[@Actually_Alice_Orchid]

Stegoceratops

[@megasean3000]

One thing I should add is: have Dino research facilities on a different island. The whole Jurassic World plot happened because they mixed research and development with tourist attractions. Isla Nublar is surrounded by four other islands like the panned Isla Sorna. Why couldn’t they use one of those islands to research new species and use the extra space to see if it’ll be a danger. If it responds well and isn’t a threat, they can be tranquillised and sent to the main island, but if it’s violent, then they can exterminate it without it getting in the way of the tourists, breaking out every dinosaur which was previously okay’d but are now just as big a threat as the rampaging dinosaur and create unnecessary lawsuits. And if they absolutely can’t get that right, then they gotta know when the right time is to evacuate the island. You don’t sit around and twiddle your thumbs when your house is on fire, do you?

[@math3000]

mega sean -It's for plot convenience- I think it would cost more to transfer the I-rex via sea or air if it was located on a different island rather when it was on the same island. I'm not sure, it's just my guess.

[@MattHedgern]

It might have some financial disadvantages, but researching the Indominus rex on Las Cinco Muertes instead of Nublar definetly would have saved some lives.

[@ashtonhoward5582]

Have you seen the things that modern day technology can transport? Sure, an Indominous Rex can't be compared to anything normally transported like tanks, but still, transporting them from a different island would be way more cost effective because there'd be less lawsuits.

[@Tavishburn]

they did that before. both the ceratosaurus & spinosaurus were hybridised dinos that were let loose on the island, causing allot of species of dinos to die out due to overhunting as these hybridised creatures were unnaturally agressive, similarly to the indominus. explains why the spinosaur was willing to take a giant fence to the head to get to tiny wee people.

[@Eucep]

Kind of would fit in with the older theory that the whole Jurassic World was a setup to test out viability of dino's as weapons.

[@KheinaMelon]

Thanks, I'll make sure to give my dinos enough space in Jurassic World: Evolution

[@Lopitra]

8:18 Matpat: But remember, we're talking about billions of years ago. Matpat. Theory team. My God... How could you screw this up so badly?

[@RealbluesparkFN]

Wut

[@Lopitra]

@@RealbluesparkFN Billions of years ago dinosaurs did not exist yet. They came about millions of years ago.

[@scifi8880]

We protec We attac But most importantly We ship #PrattPat

[@luisinagalli]

hahahah

[@scifi8880]

deadpool HDX bro, it’s a joke

[@annthomas7625]

SciFi88 we ship it

[@gun2424]

We mus protect the ship

[@anonymousunknown7388]

SciFi88 Nope

[@mubsi.y]

I like it when MatPat unleashes his petty side.

[@JasmineP-qk6ob]

Mubsira Yamin. xD YUP SAMEEE

[@brickmastere5535]

Actually it should be #MattPratt because mat's name is MatPat so that works a little better I think.

[@NIVILI]

nah

[@gamepredator1608]

chris patt

[@owenhoffman7858]

I agree

[@brentage5000]

Nah, their last names rhyme, so that's more fun to say

[@hamsnub]

Nah #prattpat

[@PichuBro8]

"Founding members of the Chris Prat Appreciation Club! Seriously, this man can do no wrong in my eyes" Well that aged horrendously, huh.

[@anza3007]

Scientists: We're bringing back dinosaurs Steven Spielberg: Am I a joke to you?

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Really just a dumb idea though maybe with our armor piercing rounds we can defend against them

[@LocalKamenRider]

@@Dovah_Slayer T.Rex embryo

[@Murder0fCrows27]

Chickens watches from the shadows

[@flyingdonkeywithskincondit8666]

Fr

[@stardust6633]

Steven Spielberg: Did you learn nothing from my movies?

[@nocomment7390]

This theory was just an excuse for MatPat to fangirl over Chris Pratt

[@juniperrodley9843]

LOL probably (#PRATTPAT), but it was still fun.

[@theredtomato8150]

So damn right son

[@mordeterragon7895]

And slightly complain about Starlord supposedly being the one at fault for Thanos temporarily winning. Dr. Strange explicitly told Tony it had to be this way. Not to mention Thanos is strong to manhandle some Avengers even without the Stones anyways. 🤔

[@christianmarrero5196]

Not really he told him he had seen a number of futures and that from those he saw only in 1 they had a chance of winning, but he didnt say he saw all of the possible futures so theres still a chance that there would be a future in which they could win if starlord had kept his cool

[@gaminglion911]

110 Percent true

[@ildefonsobocanegra7791]

Starring: StarLord as The Jurassic Avenger.

[@kavilorin]

Ildefonso Bocanegra LOL😂😂😂😂

[@renagarcia6934]

New movie coming in 2020 avengers: Jurassic war

[@mckallummalanowski4632]

Ildefonso Bocanegra ummm you are wrong He is NOT an avenger! (JOKE)

[@mel0dez]

STARring

[@ildefonsobocanegra7791]

Mckallum Malanowski who invited Thanos to the party lol *SNAP (jk)

[@Uraverageaussie649]

Owen doesn’t control the raptors with a clicker, it’s a relationship based on mutual respect

[@FelipeKana1]

Cretaceous is just as catchy as Jurassic. We're just not used to it

[@greenking9124]

Captain Raz how about Mesozoic park

[@Azteca2300]

No it’s not

[@meep7929]

What about carboniferous park

[@lenosflarrethedragonking4300]

It really is

[@anthonypc1]

If Hollywood wanted to use their dominant influence over educating the public to teach us some real accurate truths. That ship saled long long ago. Most people will not accept updated depictions of that extinct animals looked like if it violates the more popular movie version. Humans prefer the First version of something they learned and incorporated into their sense of reality. This goes for all kinds of things; corporeal and conceptual, from dinosaurs to Disney’s formula for what to expect out of relationships. Too late for the generation which learned it. Which is why it woulda been Great to see an effort made to update the New generation of dinosaur movies. Aside from the name change.. which yeah wouldn’t be ideal for their busines$ and merch, I think they could have pretty easily explained in 2 or 3 lines of exposition that since the first “Jurassic Park” used the frog DNA to fill in the gaps in the dinosaur genes, (as the plot device which allowed some of the females to change sex to reproduce) the amphibian DNA also had the less devastating side effect of suppressing the theropods’ natural Feather alleles, leaving them all which that boring greenish/grey/brown scaly skin. The NEW “Jurassic World” would (presumably) have advanced their genetic technology to correct for that sex-changing frog gene mistake... even though I don’t remember them ever mentioning it... But they could easily have said that the correction also allowed for the theropods’ Feathers to be expressed. And wouldn’t that be an awesome new aesthetic update to the predators ! Check out some contemporary dinosaur art and see how much more colorful and interesting these animals probably were. (their feather impressions were discovered even before the 1993 movie so there’s really no excuse except concervitive aesthetics.)

[@OmarRodriguez-pj3qy]

11:26 Lion: Hey guys? You ever feel like we’re all just pawns in some sicko’s entertainment facility? Like nothing that we experience is real in any way and we just think it is because we don’t know better? No? Yeah, me niether.

[@dinoricky5188]

Lol

[@galladegamer3579]

The sims 4

[@envy7276]

@@galladegamer3579 now with real humans!

[@danbasford7456]

"Eat the red human if you wish to know the truth. Eat the blue human if you wish to stay. Eat both if your really hungry." - Jurassic Matrix, coming summer 20??.

[@StudioH]

How to SAVE Jurassic Park: Never make dinos in the first place

[@themysteriousstrangerthatd8508]

Studio H or, don’t treat them like entertainment

[@StudioH]

yea

[@themysteriousstrangerthatd8508]

Amy Smith you mean carnivores?

[@n2bonsky]

Studio H this should be ❤️ by mattpat

[@cedrikw4972]

Studio H You are fun at party are you

[@EmoBmo0-0]

Matpat is like a teenage girl obsessed with Chris Pratt 😂

[@ttvddlyxght]

How to save Jurassic world: Call it Mezazoic World

[@natalielloyd4326]

it’s big boi brain time

[@AbdullahKhan-on1hy]

**Mesozoic**

[@kestrelkreates8496]

or just prehistoric world in general

[@ArcherOwl]

I think Prehistoric Planet has a nice ring to it (and it was my favorite thing to watch growing up)

[@rencedionson273]

Lol I was thinking about that

[@ShinyGenesect150]

since they still have stegosaurus (late Jurassic) and dilophosaurus late (late Triassic) it's more like Mesozoic World

[@pebblefattree6404]

Old world

[@rebelwolf772]

TheHackingRotom that's actually catchy

[@Benetheburrito]

finally, someone who knows their stuff because the Mesozoic time periods were about 50 million years apart

[@j.blackburn3515]

Exactly!

[@Benetheburrito]

and did you know that velociraptors are about the size of a turkey, 3 feet tall, and hunted as a solo creature? Look it up and you'll see that the velociraptor is modeled after the genus Deinonychus.

[@tylerh.4422]

Why do they keep opening Jurassic Park/World, if every time they do, the dinosaurs always end up breaking out and hurting somebody?

[@ThatOneDude0702]

Dwight Shrute because Dinosaurs

[@WhitestBoy-Alive]

Science

[@vin8523]

Grofit

[@caidenkesler3945]

Bears. Beats. Battle star raptactica

[@ianmiller5013]

False: only one park has been open and caused huge amounts of casualties. Fact: Dinos are super cool

[@jamesgarlick4573]

Fun fact: feathered dinosaurs were already widely accepted by the 90s and the original film actually had plans to use this in the dinos design but was scrapped because they weren't scary enough and in some cases looked too comical for the thriller movie

[@jimmypenguinny]

Can i just say that Mattpatt is the only youtuber that i can watch without wanting to stop the video halfway through to do something else?

[@dralantrini]

that's sad,how you can't keep you attention on tons of youtubers,or you probs don't watch as much as i do

[@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198]

SuperJordanBlast that your picture is from my hero academia😀

[@tennygaa8494]

😭🐊

[@randomcrab4394]

Your right

[@DragonLover-hb7pz]

SuperJordanBlast MatPat*

[@gabinorubiop]

There’s a Joke in, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom When Owen,Claire, And Franklin are running away from the erupting volcano Owen Grady runs up to 70 MPH in that scene which is “Strange”

[@jonarfreim1674]

Considering the “velociraptors” in Jurassic Park and World were actually supposed to be Deinonychus’ which were found in North-America, but they decided that Velociraptors would be better except that they have the claw of a Deinonychus.

[@gabrielmessam2374]

It was meant to be a utahraptor

[@believingsum4958]

Thank you as man of knowledge like me with this video

[@sciencecompliance235]

Gabriel Messam Utahraptor was larger, about the size of a horse. Deinonychus would have been closest in size.

[@Vraptor1]

Gabriel Messam Utahraptor wasn’t discovered until after the original film and novel were made.

[@ramanpgi]

No the DNA 🧬 recipe was 78% Deinoychus anthrpus and 38% Africa reed frog 🐸

[@AmberDrawsStuff]

Jurassic World is my favorite movie franchise. I WUV IT SO MUCH! Thank you for doing this video. When I watched it at first, Blue and Owen were my literal idols and they still are

[@johnmichael3871]

He protec He attac but more importantly He likes Chris Pratt

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

He can flai He can cill He can mucc Only I have to say is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n52bZnhjothgapY

[@joshuaboyd6798]

You mean Kris Prat?

[@thundamuffinz1669]

He protec He attac but more importantly He gives the pope undertale

[@craftychihuahua6728]

Herman 111 * wipes tears away* That was beautiful

[@olivianesta5081]

He protec He attac Most importantly His daddy's Chris Pratt

[@melissablake5961]

They protec They attac They always like a snac

[@Sticky_Hands]

Yes

[@Jared77716]

Melissa Blake wow so originalllll

[@DeezNuts-ud4hh]

You forgot *but most importantly they always like to snac*

[@melissablake5961]

SciFi88 I’m sorry! :(

[@dgray7537]

SciFi88 Wow how original using popular memes in comments. We like it, it gets used. We like the comment and it stays alive.

[@lucasrodriguezgutierrez9602]

if chris pratt commented mat pat would go crazy

[@The_Author_Is_Unavailable]

Someone send tgis video to Pratt

[@insertusernamehere8324]

Dat iz chroo!

[@thedalekditto15]

That whole Chris Pratt bit was sadly not one to age well

[@ASHEXXED]

wait what happened??

[@Cicadacakes]

You mean the Mario Movie? Or what had happened?

[@Cicadacakes]

Or is it because he has a wife now? :0

[@SirZaroque]

Crabs are just spiders with cool armor

[@Scazoid]

Especially coconut krabs

[@badwolf2759]

Lol

[@leonardscott9836]

@@Scazoid You mean especially spider krabs.

[@Scazoid]

@@leonardscott9836 Both

[@chlownee]

Where did this come from

[@whiskeySe7en]

The click bait joke about training the raptors was superbly done. Laughed my ass off

[@dayddestroyer]

Lmao

[@DanielRafacz]

Nice ProZD reference!

[@Mystery-pd6jc]

wat

[@DragonballBlack]

That rendition of Jurassic Parks theme made my ears bleed so bad it soaked my shoulders.

[@weaponisedfarts1382]

Dragon Ball Black Geez, that's a lot of blood. Also, didn't expect for you to be here, doesn't matter though. Let's just watch some theorising.

[@DragonballBlack]

Weaponised Farts I’m everywhere

[@weaponisedfarts1382]

Dragon Ball Black Can't argue with that logic.

[@SeanFerree]

Dragon Ball Black lol

[@DragonballBlack]

Weaponised Farts John Williams would be rolling in his grave if he heard this

[@elizaalmabuena]

10:20 clicker is used as a communication tool rather than a marker; it was being used correctly in the movie, just wasn't its common use in marker training (actual name of the method commonly referred to as clicker training)

[@LifesWildAdventures]

12:12 you did not just say crocodile and show me a picture of an alligator.... WHYYY DUDE WHY Seriously though I liked the real life comparison’s with how they raised the Dino’s in the movies, compared to how nature centers and zoos do it.

[@heathereberly3479]

Crocogator

[@jeremiaht9921]

Riley Draws or gatordile

[@heathereberly3479]

Lol

[@rebelnightowl9719]

jojo abrams Hybrid's are coming!

[@piperyatt3870]

Life's Wild Adventures he’s American he probably thinks their the same. (I know it sounds mean but the amount of time I’ve had to explain this is ridiculous)

[@SamButler22]

Jurassic World's park was doing well until they created the I Rex. Then again they say it was losing money, but I don't think that'd be realistic.

[@LoneWolf20213]

yeah, i mean, where else are you going to see a LIVING dinosaur in the world, they should have been swimming in dough the second they opened

[@mattstorm360]

leon fierce Spare no expense can get very expressive.

[@mattstorm360]

Sam Butler If you have Spare no expense ideas then money will be a problem.

[@theinkslicer]

leon fierce what you need to remember is that in Jurassic world the park had been opened for at least a decade or more and the dumbass general public were starting to get too used to the animals hence why Claire mentioned some kids are looking at a Triceratops the same way as an average Zoo giraffe.

[@LoneWolf20213]

jurassic world is going to be crazy cheap because of a few (coughs) death's in the previous park's made to get people running

[@Finn_76652]

THAY PROTECT THAY ATTAC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY THE DINOSAURS ARE BACK

[@fiannakit]

ooooooob mmU

[@rottinstien7629]

most importantly! They Treat people like snacc

[@kiminkink6788]

Radio family Freandlyness They protecc They attacc But most importantly matt has pratts bacc

[@TooTrajic]

SÍ

[@knightsofthegame8499]

That's beautiful. I'm moved.

[@idkjwjwjwjw]

9:21 “how do you solve a problem like a raptor?” Instead of the sound of music it should now be The sound of Jurassic park

[@Lavenderjams]

As soon as he mentioned a polar bear in the jungle I thought of lost, then he made the reference. Glad to see were on the same page.

[@cassieg208]

Jamila Emerson-Elliott ii

[@rosesareblue610]

Jamila Emerson-Elliott Same XD

[@sarahthompson4505]

How does Steph feel about PratPat?

[@SasukeUchiha723]

she doesnt care...... she'd be happy for mat I guess

[@AugustTheStag]

Really? PrattPat? Why not MattPratt?

[@neuralnetwork17]

@@AugustTheStag Because of alliteration.

[@NiteLights]

This whole theory is just about MatPat And Chris Pratt.

[@umbreonespeon4972]

Ava In Currant Red Lol

[@CarroLeenah]

MatPratt is canon? XD

[@S4r4h_xx]

I realised that at 5 seconds in

[@oh3034]

I ship

[@trldent2915]

Hikki 0_0

[@nosyweird2972]

8:19 i think matpat confused "billions" with millions, no dinosaurs existed even 1 billion years ago

[@rhyderrek6155]

I’d totally ship #PrattPat, ship it like FedEx.

[@rhyderrek6155]

Daniel Heidenreich damn straight, or in my case, damn bi!

[@rhyderrek6155]

G O F I S H oh fuck you, it was clever.

[@willsander3500]

Stop breaking the law!

[@owenhoffman7858]

Wade Rhyderrek nice

[@kerberb5994]

Why. Like seriously.

[@natalipatrocinio9234]

Even tho you know instead of putting an huge door they could've put a small door for humans, but ....whatever you know. Edit:Sorry For Not Getting My Facts Right! Thank you for pointing out my mistakes and I apologize!

[@melainewaye9513]

How are they gonna get big a ass hellicopter

[@margogoralski6294]

Well, there is one, on the other side of the enclosure. During the Indominus paddock scene, Owen and one of the workers walk out of it towards the other side of the enclosure where the claw marks are with the other worker and the big transport gate. Later, when they realize that the indominus is in there with them, they move away from the claw mark/gate area across the enclosure back to the worker door, but the Indominus cuts them off. Then, they run away from it i.e. towards the big gate area where the other alive worker opens the gate slightly to escape. Him and Owen do make it out but so does the Indominus. So yeah, they did have one, and its easy to tell thanks to simple logic. I'm not trying to be rude but you can't nitpick/make fun of something until you know and have all the information needed. Besides, they would need the big gate to transport the Indominus in or out when tranquilized or move equipment inside for maintenance. You can see the same thing in modern day zoos.

[@bernadelfin2878]

But then how were they going to get the I-Rex out of the enclosure when they finished testing it if there was no huge door

[@margogoralski6294]

@@bernadelfin2878 Thank you. That's one of my points. :)

[@stagergamer4172]

Mmm plausible

[@Dandelion914]

"Right you are two eyed Nick Fury" 😂😂

[@overratedclock]

Technically nick fury does have to eyes ones just blind by a magic space alien cat not even joking

[@anonymuscat1933]

@@overratedclock Did you see the after credits clip?

[@balaurgaming3427]

You haven't seen a bloodthirsty dinosaur yet until you've seen a horde of emus running you down, *emu war flashbacks*

[@MB32904]

australia literally had a war with dinosaurs

[@Gojira5400]

Matpat, you made a massive oversight when talking about the conditions necessary for the raptors and dinosaurs in general. The habitats that the dinosaurs would have inhabitted in real life are not relevant. The dinosaurs in Jurassic World are not complete dinosaurs. Their DNA has been altered with multiple animals including fish, reptiles, amphibians, and more but the most important that is actually mentioned is some species of south African frogs. As mentioned in the first film Grant finds out that the raptors changed sex because of the alterations in their DNA. This means that the changes effect their traits extremely, enough to be able to change gender. What this means is that instead of what a Raptor's natural habitat and climate would be like it would be more adapt to a frog's climate type which matches a wet and tropical climate setting. The best example of this is the Indominus Rex using camouflage, body temperature control, splitting jaws and etc. This doesn't just go for the raptors though, it goes for all of the dinosaurs meaning that it just depends on what DNA is used.

[@KuWota2k]

You hit the jackpot!

[@Gojira5400]

Gigantis Lol funny seeing you here.

[@rayshiotile9487]

that just makes it easier to plan accordingly as they know exactly what their putting into these dinos

[@Gojira5400]

Rabbit #32 Probably swept away but I'm glad other people noticed it like you.

[@Gojira5400]

Rayshio Tile Your right it does but it has the complete opposite effect lol

[@kaipilled]

I like how some (but most) of The Film Theorists intro images are theories that he's never made.

[@petergriffin2176]

Sarcastic Kai He’s made a theory on everyone one except the Jon Snow one but even then he technically did

[@mr.yonnigtinthe1st580]

Sarcastic Kai it is Cassidy

[@christianpolitician6090]

He did the hunger games chances of winning one, and I guess you could count Breaking Bad.

[@wunderlichcatt4420]

🗻🗻🗻 *I МАSТÙR!ВАТЕ Т0 VIDЕ0S !0N МY СHАNNЕ!L! !L00K!* 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨👁‍🗨

[@ggles.]

He did a Spider Man one I think

[@FirstNameLastName1162AD]

When I first saw the jurassic park movies I just kept thinking it would be a lot safer if they just made herbivores Seriously not one person in any of the movies died to a herbivore

[@rainbowangel5264]

Unless it get protective of some food...

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

Unless they're big enough to crush them

[@FirstNameLastName1162AD]

@@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 But the really big ones are pretty slow

[@historicflame972]

The Therizinosaurus: Yet.....

[@damusaetrum6742]

Wrong I can name a few. First pachycephalosaurus smashed a guy through a car in the lost world.second parasaurolophus lifted a guy in the air and when he hit the ground he died also in the lost world.and I forgot the last one sooo bye.

[@woosk1252]

Watching old film theories makes my nostalgic brain feel again.

[@joshuahowington9952]

Idfk how in God's name these unbelievable good editers make the animals have expressions like sad and happy blows my mind

[@quillquail]

#PRATTPAT ! And I'm totally a part of the Chris Pratt Appreciation Club!

[@compucocina5567]

You forgot the detail that these dinosaurs are not pure in DNA, they were made by combining lots of species. So i guess that it will be a lot harder to know what they need or will do.

[@arfn1973]

Compu Cocina i think with good observationt by scientist is maybe more easy •_•

[@trevorn5753]

Compu Cocina Changing DNA might make behavioral stems change, but most of all animals act the same way. Nevertheless, Jurassic Park still should’ve known the ways to make their animals happy.

[@therealnuggetball]

Love how matt made the opening gag to joke how the movies are wrong and then says that a trex was 12m(40feet) tall.

[@halodude7239]

"Is it feathery now?" MatPat, 2018

[@oliveroest1070]

Loved the video. One little interesting oversight from matpat thought. The Velocitaptor Mongoliensis, yes, lived in Mongolia. However the Velocitaptor in Jurassic park are based on the Deinonychus formerly known as the Velocitaptor antirrophus who lived in North America.

[@pastmasterjt6186]

Oliver Oest that right man

[@katyexley8190]

It annoys me every time 😂😂😂

[@benisiran3124]

The raptors in the films were based off of Deinonychus, not Velociraptor, despite their name. And Deinonychus lived in North America, making the climate of Isla Nublar suitable for the raptors.

[@dondemitri3760]

I'd say what they are called in the films are more important than what they are based off of, as they are therein considered to be that species.

[@benisiran3124]

@@dondemitri3760 that's a very good point, and also proven in Jurassic World Evolution, since deinonychus is a separate species from velociraptor. But, if the DNA is indeed deinonychus, Isla Nublar would be a suitable habitat. Also, Alan Grant is digging in the Badlands of Montana, where deinonychus, not velociraptor fossils are found. Either point is valid.

[@maggiehydeck8182]

Yeah, don’t get me started on all the scientific inaccuracies in these movies.

[@chelseavictoria3312]

@@dondemitri3760 it's worth noting that the films (and the novels), clearly establish that these are dinosaurs as we expected them, not 1 for 1 copies. The raptors for the book were modeled mostly off of the Deinonychus and then renamed because Velociraptor was more commonly known. The book was written before the Utahraptor was officially classified and essentially Crichton was writing about the Utahraptor before it was confirmed to have existed (it wasn't clear if the fossil discoveries that were being made were larger Dienonychus until the 80s when they started to find a more complete fossil record and it wasn't officially classified until 1991 - Crichton was in constant contact with those who were in the process of discovering the Utahraptor).

[@MemeMan99]

TheYJJ120 they should have a scene where the raptors eat and kill tetonosaurus

[@sockstactical]

Matt you forgot to do your reaserch on the raptors. Acording to Crichton himself, he based the raptors off of Velociprator Deniochyus, not Velociraptor Mongolius. Velociraptor Deniochyus lived in north america.

[@hengyuzhu897]

4:24 “Your genetically mutated brother” Me: I-Rex is a girl bro

[@samd2612]

Ok boomer

[@samd2612]

@Go̸ ղց ok jeez

[@zodgilla3926]

@Gong I know but just let them be

[@zodgilla3926]

@Gong ok I understand sry for the misunderstanding

[@erinkarp6317]

FINALLY! SOMEONE ACTUALLY MENTIONS THE INCORRECT NAME OF *JURRASIC*!

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Ethan Karp, but some of them are actually from Jurassic, so a more correct term would be Mezosoic Park, because this era includes all dinossaurs (except moder day avian dinossaurs).

[@oliviawilliams6204]

Yeah if I’m not mistaken the Dilophausorus are from the Triceaous period... they have Dino from all 3 periods dinosaurs lived in

[@Nightmare-sc3dn]

Olivia Williams hell Yeah What They Bring Them To Life On Defferent Period?!

[@Soress9]

But he's complaining about the wrong person, it was Michael Crichton's book.

[@thegalaxywasamistake2366]

Oi put the "!" in the "*"

[@LordBloodraven]

Jurassic World: Evolution accounted for the space/habitat requirements for each animals. Some dinosaurs need a minimum amount of their enclosure to include wetlands, grasslands and forest. If you make an enclosure too small, you won't be able to meet their minimum requirements and they'll get stressed to the point of breaking out of their enclosures and threatening/eating the guests.

[@2muchLev]

I know it’s been like three years but I don’t know why anyone hasn’t mentioned this, but the sizing for the rex on 3:50 is completely wrong. A trex isn’t 18 feet long and 40 feet high. Even switched it’s not completely right. An actual size of an average tyrannosaurus is about 12-13 feet tall, and 40 feet long. But for Rexy it’s larger, Rexy is 17ft tall and about 44-46 ft long. I don’t know where they got these measurements from but they’re completely off, but so are a lot of things in this video

[@iHomez]

8:15 "Montana may seem like a far cry" .... MONTANA? FARCRY? What a lovely coincidence

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I don't think it is a coincidence.

[@Data_Corruption]

i lost my shit when he said it lol

[@aidanmckee2820]

Same

[@heyitsmeshar7610]

My Teacher: What do you think your watching? Your supposed to be studying multiplication and division! Me: LEARNING ABOUT THE SAFTY OF JURASSIC WORLD AND HOW THEY COULD'VE SAVED IT!!!!

[@pinkcat33d76]

Extremely important

[@biggiecheese1931]

Epic gamer clap

[@sugoidxth]

You're, Safety*

[@haihai9022]

Teacher: Charlotte, studying is more important than saf- *Gets upper half eaten by T rex*

[@cardsandhearts94]

@@haihai9022 me:told you-wait RUN!

[@isaacrobertson4374]

I JUST CAME FROM A FILM THEORY VIDEO WHEN I GOT THIS NOTIFICATION, coincidence? I THINK NOT (happy now)

[@crystalkirlia4553]

Isaac Robertson *I think not

[@adrianfibiger7618]

But Hey thats just a theory! A film theory! Aaaaand cut

[@jaxson6117]

Same #lion king surviving off bugs lol

[@technicaldifficulties3289]

***I THINK NOT

[@raafayhemani2018]

Yeah, Scott Cawthon doesn't do coincidences.

[@bubbybigalo_flr]

0:54 its-a me mario

[@TheRealFrozenFire]

Was just about to make this comment

[@SylvitaHandmade]

Im worried for Stephanie should Matt ever meet Chris Pratt 🤣

[@DraigoDragon]

you know she'd love it XD

[@434444334]

shed watch :P

[@reynaldocastillo2803]

Maybe he is Matt's free pass XD

[@accountdeleted5193]

If he does I hope she records it,, xD

[@434444334]

Timeisntmoney I have a feeling matpat is facepslming himself saying why did i do this XD

[@1LP1]

he protec he attac but most importantly he record videos in the closet like a matpat

[@sir_john_hammond]

Just bring back Nedry, he'll solve everything. (I'm completely serious)

[@rayshiotile9487]

as nedry said "do you think this stuff is easy or cheap." it doesn't justify his actions but he's not completely wrong either

[@raeelemental7084]

Is he Nedry the Dino guy?

[@DaniMartVTen]

(Sample Taken From Digested Remains Within Dilophosaurus Scat) 100% Genetically-Engineered Traitorous Obese Computer Programmer. Oh sure, they really didn't think if they should on that one?

[@jpfan4life812]

Laverne Blaszczyk He would likely just keep asking for more.

[@mysecretyoutubeguy6181]

“We are talking about billions of years ago” - Matpat while talking about a dinosaur from ~67 million years ago.