Film Theory: How To WIN The Purge

[@voze6770]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: goes to McDonald and ask for a water cup and fill it up with soda

[@Springdude11]

Welp... R/MadLads. Edit: Looking back, not really the appropriate reaction or something, but eh, an interesting thing to do in the moment regardless.

[@noonespecial5038]

You do that and youll get shot

[@parakramsharma7551]

r/madlads

[@aidanpedersen]

VoZe B absolute MAD LAD!

[@Instinctv]

Gangsta

[@Matthew0640]

one problem: possession after the 12 hours would still be considered illegal. you gotta get those bodies cut up and sold FAST. meaning you need to communicate a deal BEFORE the purge and if your caught your done

[@gingerinajacket8519]

Is there any rule against plotting to commit a crime during a time of crimeless crimes? Then we might have some bad news for all of those murderers who bought weapons prior to the purge.

[@angelzz.wings0]

Exactly! And anything you do within those 12 hours that affects life outside that time period, will still make you a criminal

[@user_3460]

You do that beforehand

[@sleeptide3350]

@@user_3460 yes. Thats illegal to plan such thing. It all has to happen within 12

[@aethersaltaccount3551]

@@sleeptide3350 organise it the purge before.

[@feral-introvert]

i wonder how many watchlists matpat is on "how much is a human heart worth?" "is organ harvesting illegal?"

[@shykid8408]

🤣😂😂yeah

[@harry_8107]

Dont you mean how many he isn’t on

[@crocuslament9680]

"How much money can I get for a dead body?" "How to poison someone?" "International laws about printing fake money" "How do I make cocaine?" "World's deadliest poisons" Just a few other highlights.

[@Tacocat-eu1zj]

I think it’s easier to ask how many watchlists he isn’t on

[@ahmer4021]

thats what my friend thinks about.

[@megananderson7454]

I just imagine seeing a new purge film and MatPat is in the background asking someone who just killed someone else if he can have the body.

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

"Hey, can I have that body? I want to... do some science experiments on it. And by do science experiments on it, I mean find a way to make the body into Diet Coke."

[@thekingnerd6639]

@@RobocopStealerOfFridges "hey, buddy, I'll give you fifty bucks for that guy you just stabbed." "What? Why?" "Cannibalism is a crime. It is now legal. One night a year, I can eat my favorite food. And I offer you fifty dollars for a dude you don't need."

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

@@thekingnerd6639 "Uh... thanks? Weirdo..."

[@killianozio1074]

@@RobocopStealerOfFridges your welcome 😋

[@R4d6]

Well, there *is* a new Purge Film coming out...

[@Blake_murray16]

I love the fact that it’s implied that everyone still has to work during the purge. Like you could still rock up to a McDonald’s and get a cheeseburger and then just take it cause purge. Those poor employees

[@justameremortal2457]

most places are closed and locked up during the time. I doubt many casinos and banks will be open.

[@karlwittenburg5868]

@@justameremortal2457yeah I thought about it, since your employer could make you work through the purge and then fire you illegally anyway at the end. But on the other hand what’s to stop you from just walking away with the cash box

[@rosestar1324]

Will a bank atm automatically reject counterfeit cash?

[@Psilomuscimol]

I'm getting a double quarter pounder.

[@babytoshiro7014]

What stops you from murdering your boss? Nothing.@@karlwittenburg5868

[@p3zzer]

For literally collecting dead bodies, this is a suprisingly wholesome theory.

[@venezolanoanimatios5863]

yeah, like, people get the transplant that they would need it, and the organs won't go to wasted. except for the families the whose organs were harvesting.

[@ked49]

@@venezolanoanimatios5863 I feel like if a part of their friends would like that the friend lives on

[@sayba6766]

Mhm

[@Tooth-fairy_tf.]

. . .

[@gh05tnoh24]

@@venezolanoanimatios5863 Well….they kinda died anyway. In this plan you aren’t hunting, just making everyone organ donors.

[@yonyx119]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *signs up to club penguin without parental consent*

[@phantomnite]

Rip Club Penguin

[@usedcondom3125]

You didn’t hear did you

[@usedcondom3125]

I’m so sorry

[@joshpeddie2065]

But that's not illegal🤦‍♂️

[@Threethreethreezero]

@@joshpeddie2065 that is the joke

[@gunnar_k01]

This is why they won the Content Creator Award 2020. They literally took the most violent thing you could do on a night with no laws, and made it profitable, mentally stable, and good for other people

[@emekmek3197]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGqppqF7oM2HhNE ,

[@valsayshi1166]

Do not

[@ethandavis2522]

The reason why people love this stuff is because, secretly, inside people can be very violent. But sense most violent acts are illegal, the best the average person can do is watch people murder each other.

[@mikhialkalshnikov5573]

Laughs in AK-47

[@ElsaTwetten]

I feel like MatPat is the only person that can make the purge wholesome

[@natolaldearias]

just like he’s the only person that can take a wholesome movie and make it evil

[@user_3460]

"All crime is legal for 12 hours." Police: Arrests people Criminals: Hey! That's illegal! Police: Exactly!

[@willowoodz]

TOP TIER JOKE 😭😭

[@camdenprime5430]

Smart.

[@_core221]

😂😂😂

[@FGC_Beta]

this made me think lol

[@xundine]

PARADOX

[@luxembored2411]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me:steals unoriginal comment format

[@VictorGreinvolfe48]

Eskmo Scratch nice

[@beepboop4612]

Eskmo Scratch “For one night, all crime is legal” Me:steals your comment

[@luxembored2411]

Matpat thx for the like but, I have a theory idea for you. It's a lesser-know youtube series, but I think the hidden meanings and themes throughout it would make great theory fodder. The series is by a guy named "Dead Sound" and the series is called "The AutoDale Series". It is a dystopian series that brings up some serious ethical ideas and themes. Please do a theory on it. (I swear it's not my second channel)

[@thenightmaricsenpai524]

*proceeds to make Rockstar release info on GTA 6*

[@celjhona3629]

Lol

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

How to win the purge: Tell John Wick that the entire city is after his dog

[@yesyesyes729]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache ayo wsp

[@spacerat9676]

Tell John wicks dog they killed john wick.

[@deshmukhajit]

U again!!!!!!

[@K_B_C]

Dun dun dun dunnn

[@adrienneislost1320]

I can sort of understand why he went on a violent spree though. If someone killed my beagle, then I would be extremely enraged too!

[@accio_firewhiskey8256]

Purge victims: *get unalived* Matpat: 🎶 It's all about the money money money- 🎶

[@water6006]

🎶dollar dollar, dollar dollar🎶

[@01ramcummins]

He'll be dancing around like Glitchtrap in Help Wanted

[@DenisBalterDan]

*killed

[@nachonoodle8468]

😭@@01ramcummins lol

[@Just-A-Cosplayer-Online]

@@01ramcummins FR 😂😂

[@FunBoxGamingPOG]

Theoretically, if there were no laws, the crime rate would be 0%

[@cam.s2]

Wait-

[@Methlover69]

Hol up

[@patheic8036]

Brain level 0-100

[@VenomQuill]

Breaking news! Crime drops to _0%!_

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

Wait... that's illegal Edit: 2 years later. Guys, I'm ok with the "not during purge" but atleast be creative with how you say it. I have about 10 saying this. (If it's easy to think of it's been done before more then likely)

[@Jitssyu]

Guide survive the purge: Step 1: live near the border Step 2: wait for the purge Step 3: move to Canada Step 4: when it’s done, move back Or... Step 1: move to basically any other country. Step 2: profit

[@pandapotato5121]

Yeah I’m surprised that in creating the purge, millions of people didn’t just move to another country

[@maximrarancean848]

Yasssss😇

[@trashchild5945]

*laughs in canadian*

[@AnarethsEnde]

@@pandapotato5121 In Purge: Election Year (I think it was Election Year, but not 100% sure), we see the Purge as a two-way movement. Every year, millions of people leave the US to evade the Purge (and return later, probably because they have a stable job and don't want to restart from 0 in another country), while it also attracts tourists from around the world who visit the US in March to do some Purging of their own.. And I think that when the Purge was introduced, emmihration rates went up for a few years, it just wasn't mentioned in the movies.

[@frog7235]

Just take a vacation to another country and go back once everyone has calmed down

[@randobando3758]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Every youtuber: Puts copyrighted clips in youtube videos

[@aden4364]

@@Xenithn I mean, all that other stuff already happens without the purge.

[@joeut49]

Sorry I can't like ur comment its to perfect.

[@ro4ry]

so true dude

[@idioticdemon2619]

Yep.

[@artemiscabiao9955]

i would just go to a supermarket and take what i need and want

[@sweetlemoncreations215]

If the purge happened I would be at hobby lobby stealing all the art supplies 💀

[@gasodemik]

@simplyxrainbowcloudcan’t wait to take my moms ciretd card

[@theducknamednewepicla9507]

😂😂😂

[@JordonSnyder-u6b]

Ngl i would raid the apple and microsoft store.

[@jaydenisaperson._.]

Imagine how much money hobby lobby would loose after you steal all the copic markers

[@argus_was_taken]

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Matpat knows A LOT about how to commit felonies?

[@smol9109]

@Mr. Dude why wonder?

[@argus_was_taken]

@Caelum Coburn well I only know how to commit minor felonies

[@tomatowithatophat3029]

He knows too much! *pulls out shotgun*

[@devilsANGL]

My dad works at Disney, MatPat stole an Elsa costume

[@devilsANGL]

@@JustSomeFroit no matpat stole the costume

[@comicfan1324]

“For One Night, All Crime is Legal.” Me: *Looks at a Batman costume* “My time has come.”

[@caylortisneros]

Give this more likes!

[@shade_zz1585]

Me: *looks at clown make up* **OUR TIME** has come...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[@Ray-ul9rw]

@@shade_zz1585 🤣 it takes two to tango

[@Detective_Mike1]

Glad I can help

[@mahbrodas6612]

@@shade_zz1585 IM THE JOKA BABE

[@Exepal-chan]

Everyone always asked "how to you survive the purge" not ever "how do you win the purge" ..until now!

[@llordmakisigsantiago7098]

imagine his FBI agent reading this internet history "WHAT IS THE MOST PROFITABLE CRIME TO DO"

[@junaloubelderol9483]

hmmmmmm

[@theultimatebros240]

i want to see matpats search history

[@Addi_The_Boxhead524]

@@theultimatebros240 me to

[@minameispi4289]

VPNs: why did we sell to this guy?

[@desadograisedrobot515]

That guy has to watch and match the videos he make.

[@esp20.76]

Matpat: Whats the most effiecient way to break all laws Media: *very interesting*

[@superbeltman6197]

I can imagine "Corporate Wars" happening in the Purge. Pepsi and Coke hires armies to destroy each others factories, classic pranks

[@superslimanoniem4712]

I can imagine epic games getting some EMP device and frying apples datacentres

[@asetheticaii3001]

EA charging other companies to live

[@randomcallum]

making the purge sound like a good idea 😂😂😂

[@shiny4984]

pepsi got a bunch of battlecruisers, destroyers and other ships from the soviet army at some point... for some reason.... so they actually have an entire navy worth of ships, and coca cola has... nothing

[@rob585]

@@shiny4984 No, sorry, that never happened. When Pepsi went to the USSR, and the Soviets needed to pay Pepsi, one of the ideas was for them to give Pepsi old navy ships to sell for scrap, but the idea never went anywhere. It would’ve been pretty cool, though.

[@NottherealLucifer]

The only flaw in your plan is that you're not accounting for the fact that people aren't going to just accept you taking the bodies of their loved ones and harvesting them for organs. Someone is absolutely going to identify the vehicle that comes out every year and collects bodies to take to a human chop shop, they're going to find out who you are and they know exactly what vehicle you'll be driving and what routes you like to take. You'll be making just as many enemies as the thieves will because you're also stealing something form those people, their friends and family members.

[@Gacha_gays]

Can't they make a deal with the people and explain what you're doing? If they don't allow it, just find another body.

[@natasha_lorensky]

​@@Gacha_gaysSo they are just gonna ask everyone and hope they die next year?

[@Gacha_gays]

@@natasha_lorensky Go after people with no one around the bodies

[@Just-A-Cosplayer-Online]

What if you use a different vehicle each time?

[@Susu-sp5eu]

You could just use a common car with no plates “Don’t eat where you sleep” drive far to different county/state each time Just need medical practitioners on board Could just rid of the body after. No need to announce you took it. Probs lots of missing people after a purge.

[@lukeberg8453]

“For one night all crime is legal”. *turns on light in car while your parents are driving*

[@Cap_1726]

Luke Berg lol that’s so true

[@pannacottafugay6391]

Luke Berg you fucking monster

[@Mj-vn5bc]

What

[@cheezeondeeznutz8755]

Ok chill out we get it, your a mad lad

[@LazoLad]

How dare you!!

[@s4ndr3x98]

“For one night, all crime is legal” me: *takes 3 vitamin gummies*

[@Shrodingers_Box]

Bruh I've taken 4 at one time! WHO NEEDS THE PURGE!?!?

[@penyu1913]

bruh thats universaly illegal u cant do that

[@SkeletalsBoneWorks]

I've taken handfuls

[@OmarLopez-xo2jp]

Gets arrested in the purge

[@ActuallyNTiX]

YOU'RE TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE

[@middleearthelite8286]

Matpat is the type of guy that would kidnap game designers and force them to leak lore

[@StellarLittleStars]

Yes

[@rosstheboss1014]

"For one night, all crime is legal" *McDonals ice cream machine starts working*

[@roubroud]

That's too illegal

[@cheyennearnett8534]

*sigh*

[@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal]

It had always worked for me

[@highpeddle9543]

"for one night, all crime is legal" Me: *fixes ice cream machine*

[@Alex-ik2eh]

When you edit a comment but don't correct spelling

[@joseph4810]

“For one night, all crime is legal” *Cites wikipedia as a source*

[@lucerohernandez946]

Every teacher has left the chat

[@josephalvarado806]

Whoa whoa whoa calm down there buddy lol

[@fischaventine8313]

That’s to far

[@No-xd4vb]

You’re insane!

[@melinthebuilding]

LMAO

[@salty4life]

"Organ harvesting is illigal in all countries exept in iran." *and China*

[@binsaremyfinsbamf7173]

The only thing Chinese people are free to do Edit:misspell

[@sappireflames0009]

he literally said that line as I read this comment!

[@killerinstinctbaits]

I'm gonna mention Hong Kong So we get banned

[@dead-well5277]

I live in iran F***

[@NightMythHunter]

hossein dargi how u even get internet

[@santiastronomo]

Gosh, imagine MatPat´s search history after this video .... - How much is a dead body worth? - How quickly does a human liver decay after dying? - Is a heart useless after death?

[@Just-A-Cosplayer-Online]

Nah he probably looked at William Afton's search history 🤣🤣

[@flminiqueen1633]

Fun fact skin is sold for $10 an inch

[@givrally]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me : *makes a second account on mobile games to double my profits*

[@godofworlds9442]

Nani

[@MangoSorbetss]

r/madlads

[@memowl3663]

it won’t be a crime that day

[@goldfish9773]

Okay but like, this dude is a dad He has custody of a child A tiny HUMAN And I'm so proud

[@laneblair6491]

Fish, where is Pukicho?

[@Spiceodog]

@@laneblair6491 purged

[@long-dead-king]

fish?

[@machoboys8884]

Fuck u owen

[@machoboys8884]

Street man only sluts watch south park

[@skywang9502]

"For 12 hours, all crime is legal" me: turns in overdue homework without doing it

[@yashas1911]

I do that already

[@erroscovubasto2272]

Just destroy the school already

[@Fishyspag]

yes

[@rodneyrogers999]

lol

[@rodneyrogers999]

@@yashas1911 wat you bad kid lol

[@AWESOME_GUY]

MatPat: **donates kidney** Receiver: **plays FNaF but doesn’t understand the lore** **closes door on Chica** TAKE THAT SUSIE Friend: How do you know it’s name is Susie? Receiver: I have a feeling in my kidney

[@mueller9._.]

“All crime is legal” Me- puts my hood up in school.

[@Maximum_Spider-Man]

Teachers:Wait no that’s illegal You:today is the one day

[@fatherbeef348]

youd still get in trouble even though you cant legally get punished

[@Maximum_Spider-Man]

@@fatherbeef348 But then you do something horrible to the teacher You just got vectored

[@kewmiemie1091]

@@blahblahblahgames2986 probably some hide a gun in it bullshit or something

[@chicken9721]

Locks this person up

[@GhostHunterDipperPines]

“For one night all crime is legal” Successfully outpizzas the hut

[@bucket4255]

``Hey kid, you successfully outpizzas the hut? Hm, interesting. How about you meet me in that alleyway over there? Don't worry, I won't do anything that, say, will leave you a corpse.``

[@johnadler6987]

"Wait, that's illegal!"

[@nerfcontent9429]

Dipper pines you are under arrest for a international war crime

[@chokoloko97]

No, it’s impossible, you can’t!

[@mlgprosam2873]

Hi dinner pins

[@lameimsi]

“Where all crime is legal” **makes password with 7 characters**

[@starlight6438]

>:0

[@FatherlessFemboy]

**forgets the password**

[@artificlallcla]

*makes a password with 6 CHARACTERS*

[@onlooker31]

Uh Marioluigiyoshipeachdaisybowsertoad ?

[@GangsterWaluigi]

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[@placeholder5877]

The opening skit is definitely what I would do. Pirate everything.

[@cubeson868]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: brings water bottle through airport security

[@senpai9453]

Well the airports are international so yeah you probably still have to throw that bottle out.

[@krybling]

airport security: blows your brain out

[@maxrojo7323]

You are to dangerous to be keept alive

[@rohithramesh1251]

"For 12 hours, all crime is legal" Me in 2020: Goes outside

[@lalunenomikoto]

Lol

[@luisg.15yearsago18]

Lol

[@luisg.15yearsago18]

@A girl named Tristian well if it saves someone...im happy to stay inside

[@adeleaslan8182]

Lmao underrated

[@rohithramesh1251]

@Mateo Alvarez What? SQUARE UP

[@anyoneofus9948]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: illegal lego building techniques

[@gabrielmartinez1169]

🤔what techniques

[@theboostedbass5297]

Gabriel martinez it’s illegal

[@silverstormer168]

Changing my age to 100 and building a lego set

[@gabrielmartinez1169]

@@theboostedbass5297 no it's not your legally allowed to tell me

[@anyoneofus9948]

Curses! foiled again!! So close to beating my record number of likes.

[@rosesavocado8557]

Step one: Don’t wrong anyone Step two: Leave the country on purge day Step three: You’re safe

[@wesleybennett9767]

Step one and a half: Buy a crematorium and a bunch of freezer trucks and negotiate a contract with the city.

[@wiskyr6510]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Nick Cage: "I'm going to steal the declaration of Independence"

[@Jcknight7996]

As ya do.

[@muhamedhani4419]

My god, he’s a madlad.

[@Rancord123]

WiskyR6 best one I’ve heard!

[@XPsykic162]

Me: *Raids area 51* Be smart pls

[@SheriffOfLoserville]

@@XPsykic162 the actual mad lad

[@zoinky]

"For one night, all crime is legal." Adults: Bruh, imma eat some Trix

[@umarberjees4511]

But trix are for kids

[@Random-fg5vr]

@@umarberjees4511 R/woooosh

[@moremuffins]

Umar Berjees exactly

[@literallyjustalamp9149]

Bruh, just kill the trix rabbit so you can eat them all year instead.

[@katana_on_a_keychain]

@@Random-fg5vr (whispers) he's implying that he gets the joke

[@Lakesid]

to be honest i think if the purge happened irl, things wouldn’t be as chaotic as it is in the movie

[@hinakhan5178]

somebody copied ur comment (or u copied their comment idk)

[@elitecoder955]

People would be more scared than they would like to admit

[@SamuraiDoggo14]

Most people would probably be in bed, trying to sleep through it.

[@nobrakes7892]

@@SamuraiDoggo14 tbf i think thats what most people do but that wouldn't make a interesting movie

[@Lokabrenna1789]

"For one night only, all crime is legal." Scott Cawthon: Time to rewrite the lore and send MatPat a picture of me doing it.

[@morbids8299]

Matpat: rage mode on

[@bennetrichard3390]

That is TRUE EEEVVVIIILLL

[@julwoshere]

the PAIN. oh THE PaIn ItS UnBeArAbLe

[@justthatoneguy737]

Scott Cawthon: *Makes the bulge bigger*

[@tra12048]

Well then Scott better hope he can't be found, because come next purge Mat will have a score to settle XD

[@chewychew3816]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Everyone in the comments: *its free real estate*

[@r4b1dbunny]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 UNDERRATED COMMENT-- I'M WHEEZING--

[@ryanabbali7370]

Good one, good one have a pat on the back

[@jackh.9330]

He became the person he wanted to destroy

[@topazprism77]

@@ryanabbali7370 you mean... have a MATpat on the back? sorry.

[@freddiemercury2075]

I would do lots of illegal downloading

[@zarkmuckerberg8341]

“FOR ONE NIGHT, ALL CRIME IS LEGAL” Everyone: Ah yes, time to rob... Me: Ah yes, time to use those forbidden LEGO techniques

[@somethingclever4297]

Me:ah yes,time to take a bite out of the KitKat before breaking a piece off

[@yaneighborhoodbigbrother3180]

Excuse me but you would be arrested for international laws with that

[@kierangibbons3311]

Patricia Leach there is no redemption for that.

[@miniman649]

as a danish official, I am gonna need your name and address. We will be there shortly to confiscate any lego you may have and then make sure you do not spread the knowledge of these techniques.

[@AdmiralWillisLee1942]

Literally, i would just loot walmart of all the lego instead of paying 99.9$ for the infinity war and engame sets.

[@andrewdittman1329]

"All crimes are legal for 12 hours." Me and my friend: pours the milk before the cereal and does a few lego building hacks.

[@rosstheboss1014]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *Switches the Fiction and Non-Fiction sections in a library*

[@vitorialinhaus]

That's evil and marvellous, love it

[@fredchallenger5278]

Dude, that's just being a jerk.

[@qures5763]

That's just evil

[@abbi2602]

You’re a monster

[@pewdiepieshallwin9179]

@RossTheBoss 101 you hav bpth the top comments

[@user-mt4bk4ml7t]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *finds a way to break the laws of physics*

[@animefbi5460]

You crazy son of a bitch

[@stardustcomet4714]

nope nope You my friend are a mad genius.

[@somdudewillson]

legal =/= possible It's already legal to break the laws of physics. You might even get an award for it.

[@dragonarchive7443]

Naisu

[@germancosta5491]

Galileo,Stephen hawking and Albert Instien and old newton wood be proud son

[@izumiya5308]

Normal people : aww no there are dead people on the floor... poor lives Matpat : ehh moneh moneh moneh moneh moneh moneh

[@Metxyl]

lol

[@somnvm37]

well, he also talked about helping people too

[@cristinagomez3283]

*MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY*

[@willowoodz]

🦀🦀🦀 monehhh

[@omduggineni]

Looking back at this after the final game theory video makes me understand so much more about this stuff lol

[@gabbymiller6384]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: teams in Minecraft hunger games

[@TheMaskedFool56]

Chicken Nugget how evil could you get

[@kylevinson2817]

I remember when that wasn’t against the rules

[@Noam_.Menashe]

bajan hates you now

[@misfit2548]

You monster

[@TheGoreTheorists]

*joins team* Git all de loot...

[@FunBoxGamingPOG]

F.B.I agent: Sir, we have flagged a suspicious seacrh about profitable crimes. AGENT: Who's doing it F.B.I agent: It's that guy again, Matthew Patrick AGENT: Ah, just leave it

[@yvngmoses4579]

Underated comment.

[@Cap_1726]

Darth Vader wait you’re alive?!

[@FunBoxGamingPOG]

@Krzysztof Bartczak yep

[@FunBoxGamingPOG]

@@SparklingWater445 sup

[@notorious_waffle_6387]

Very under rated comment

[@crescent-863]

I love how the first thing that first comes into the mind of the people in the purge is "murder" and not like what matpat say in the video like rigged gambling or bank robbery

[@space7939]

"For one night, all crime is legal." _Goes biking without a helmet._

[@emeteriorubio2462]

*gasp*

[@sgoobab2988]

Underated

[@oOoOoOrangeOoO]

**GASP**

[@shiex0739]

BRO chill....

[@hollowayz8772]

No

[@RyelynCaster]

nobody: MatPat: ORGAN HARVESTING

[@YounesLayachi]

The Bronze Eagle don't spoil for 0 comedy effect you dumb nugget

[@Bleup._.]

MatPat: "The casino can cheat you" Me: "Werent they already doing that?"

[@liamnehren1054]

yes but now they don't have to pretend they aren't or pay people off for that specific day! XD

[@bigweld1947]

Hehe 420 likes

[@FrenchToastLion]

Yeah lol

[@NuclearRaven13]

but jow they can cheat you... in a illegal way.

[@Bleup._.]

Thank you guys for all the likes!

[@kylebell9364]

It was really cool to see your call to action at the end of the video for signing up for Be The Match Registry. I signed up to be a bone marrow donor in 2015 and in 2021 I was matched with a 25 year old female with aplastic anemia. I ended up having the surgery in Washington DC after they flew me all the way from Indiana. I am proud to say my marrow saved her life, she was about to be declared terminal and was given months to live, and now she is in remission to this day. So cool to see this being referenced. Not going to lie, I didn’t see it coming after watching this video 😅

[@farhanrosli1046]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me : Touch a "Do not touch" sign

[@General_Townes]

*dies*

[@sh0ryualfa393]

thuglife

[@ictjetcity8370]

Yes best idea

[@awkward_8260]

R/madlads

[@tads8723]

@@General_Townes Wow, just wow Just straight up mentions *DIES*

[@svisuals4932]

_For one night, All crime is legal_ Me: *Deletes the Student Loan Records*

[@felman87]

Make sure you get rid of the backups. Deleting files is all for naught if they have a backups, whether digital or physical.

[@renboardley-evans9866]

Thank you

[@shadowstalker1857]

Facts mate the purge will save us from loans 🎃

[@ssumbody6251]

I would take this one step further and delete all debt from people. So much better for people’s lives.

[@djdevyn1967]

@@ssumbody6251 but then how will the universities fund their services if they don't have money coming in from students?

[@teasis4285]

“For one night, all crime is legal.” Me: *Turns on back seat light in the car*

[@flint7277]

*Gasp* You Monster

[@reubenna]

:O

[@justjeff9645]

Woah buddy that’s a bit too far

[@shoe421]

Yo that's my ps4 picture

[@PurpleArrow_o7]

Handholding

[@moonariley672]

favourite vid of this channel. i seek things that aren't sunshine and rainbows

[@quinndenson3489]

"for one night all crime is legal" Me: deletes my student loans

[@DarkwearGT]

.

[@DeflatedHorse]

Why not everyone’s loans?

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

Weak. You Need to go Full Tyler Durden here. Go big or go home.

[@Randus1058]

@Eric Zheng (Gets shot by everyone raiding and the guards)

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

Samee

[@spiderczyk]

"For one Night, All Crime is Legal" Me: *Registers with a Username already in use*

[@gooeysundew]

Nope that’s still illegal

[@keteruyamiko]

Dayum

[@fancen]

no international crimes buddy

[@TheSolitaryEye]

That's sick, you're sick

[@Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo]

An absolute madlad right here 😳

[@Sentreez]

You could also donate some of those organs, then you are a hero to many people making you less of a target to other people during a Purge.

[@miriamwheeler8104]

“For one night, all crime is legal.”: Me: *doesn’t pay parking meter*

[@adelinablaise745]

MiriMoo most parking meters don’t need to be paid after 9:00 so...

[@miriamwheeler8104]

Adelina Blaise: Jokes on you; I’m thirteen and I can’t even drive.😂

[@CristianGonzalez-ud9or]

He is to dangerous to be kept alive

[@gabrielmellino6219]

“For one night all crime is legal” Matpat: *drinks NORMAL coke*

[@ttd0000]

Let's Not Get Crazy!

[@Stonecargo21]

I'm going two use two instead of to Also fuck a melon

[@moemuxhagi]

@@Stonecargo21 No, don't fuck melons, whenever I saw something like that. *gasp* It sounds very sexual, do not fuck melons, but, you know, _fuck the melons._

[@thetruecake5923]

@Anthony Lozano oh melons? You clearly haven’t tried pineapples!

[@Stonecargo21]

@@thetruecake5923 the acid in the pineapples burn

[@azgaming9291]

this is one of those videos where taking a while to find the answer is a good thing

[@con6951]

“All crime is legal” Steals spy gear from the scholastic book fare

[@williamtang2299]

You brit or commonwealth? I'm New Zealand.

[@77vauxhall]

@@williamtang2299aye a fellow kiwi

[@themicronationleague9441]

@@williamtang2299 hello there mate, I drink tea and stuff, I guess... what are the other stereotypes Americans place on us? Oh yeah, um... I where a top hat! Ok, f*ck it, I'm a brit, so hello my brothers

[@Milkcake00]

@@williamtang2299 it’s an American thing that happens at schools this year my school couldn’t have it

[@Hepatic_Cardiomyopathy]

How'd You Know

[@Oxcarthor26]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *Sneaks into zoo to pet animals*

[@LucyTheBox]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Zoo animals: *eat the person that broke into the zoo and tried to pet them*

[@jessicanewmaker8233]

@@LucyTheBox I'd steal the cute animals

[@sailormoonstone5172]

Jessica Newmaker You can’t... if you kept them past the 12 hours then you’re prosecuted for stealing🤣watch the video next time

[@williamstark9568]

Or steal the more harmless exotic species as pets.

[@beccag2758]

Me: *steals a lemur and names it Momo*

[@popcorncrew7111]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: use money cheats in gta online

[@arturoduran4244]

I’ve seen some shit, but YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN

[@Elkaramy]

Popcorn Crew DUDE calm the fuck down

[@dorikua]

He/She is too Dangerous to be kept alive.

[@Skyllalala]

Hacks animal jam accounts and takes their diamonds

[@Blue-bg1nb]

Oh my god, it’s Jason Bourne

[@PenelopesPlayground]

I love the guest appearance from Ollie. Never seen a picture cut out of him like Mat and Steph have.

[@giladbauman6927]

I have a theory on how to win the purge: step 1 leave the US to a country where their is no purge, step 2 come back once the purge is over

[@hi-db2mf]

if the purge was real I'm going to Japan...that makes me wish the purge was real

[@luisserna7985]

good idea

[@sweetbean2009]

that's what a lot of people try to do in the movie right? but all the super poor or super-rich get left behind cause they can't afford it or they see their home as safe enough

[@godofrapeofficial]

Just don’t come back

[@njschulze514]

Wait a minute, if all crime is legal, that makes the Purge the perfect time to immigrate.

[@thej_8]

“For one night, all crime is legal” *Searches up bing on google*

[@someoninte456]

Welcome to r/madlads

[@sashawallace1916]

Crimes are legal not atrocities.

[@zayedibrahim]

This crime is beyond comprehension

[@woohd3588]

wait

[@sydneyyox1768]

“For one night all crime is legal” Me: brings out side candy to the movies

[@kuragelvr]

Thats not illegal i found that out when i was at the movies and a bag of skittles fell out my bra when i bent over to tie my shoes the lady who checked my ticket told me like honestly how rude i didnt spend a solid half an hour hiding food all over my body

[@mattmarie1517]

Art by Madison actually I’m like 75% sure that it’s legal, but they don’t want you to. I’m pretty sure the only food you can’t bring in are hot foods, like a turkey or steak, or alcohol

[@johnfromsubway5868]

No that's legal

[@nessa6909]

Art by Madison o m g YOUR PFP IS FROM CASTLE SWIMMERRRRRR EEE

[@tereza9526]

XD

[@LindaFinersone]

The opening Steph and Matt: let's relax Ollie: I got a gun

[@iwantwafflefries7599]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *bootleg musicals*

[@JotaroKujo-fe8gt]

We found another one bois

[@syuseiion6609]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *opens the toy boxes in a toystore*

[@Redpanda-ix7ry]

_.weirdo ._ your a madman 😦

[@rigby3727]

Open Pokémon cards in toy store

[@cy4182]

Rigby now you’re thinking!!

[@lethalwolf7455]

In the Purge universe I’d always rent a home, never buy, keep portable wealth in a small portable safe, keep all my insurance paid up for my vehicle and possessions and disappear on a camping trip into the deep woods 3 days ahead of time with amphetamines, a couple of 9mms and my AR15 with my Dobermans with canned food for me and the dogs, my safe, and we’d camp without a fire very far from the vehicle and I’d stay awake and alert during the event

[@j_g9724]

It’s easier than that. Just book a plane ride to Canada or whatever and just spend a week long vacation outside of the states. The purge could become a holiday for people who aren’t idiots.

[@crimsiden]

Ya, the point of the purge is that it's easy to escape for rich people while the poor are left to die. People with no money can't afford a plane ticket to Canada.

[@StellaLoreley]

Yesss, I would like to spend my birthday in Canada every year

[@acecutioner]

you clearly havent watched the video. its how to WIN the purge, not survive it.

[@tempestjewel]

The purge literally exists to target the poor and working class so that wouldn't work for everyone and you could come back to your home and life in shambles

[@suitdoggy4707]

Or who are financially struggling lol. I would bet prices rack up around purge time.

[@TearDaTaco]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Film Theory: Makes a fnaf Theory.

[@Lyd1aaa]

“All crime is legal for 12 continuous hours.” Me: Turns off ‘restricted mode’ on my school KZbin account

[@dogocatostudios8719]

:O

[@josephge4223]

EvanGaming2000 g r/woooosh

[@Eternal_Wolf_69]

Hahahahaha

[@_gold___]

*GASP*

[@redditegg113]

You’re a madman

[@FragMaster0900]

matpat:sell someones organs for money me with 18 kidneys and four hearts

[@YourLocalStranger1288]

🤨📸

[@H3LGAS]

not only does donating organs help save other people, but it also helps alliviate some of the pain of a close one dying, knowing that they saved another human beings life with their sacrifice. My father recently passed away, and him being an organ donor helped 3 children keep living, which is a major trust!

[@sundaymyhusband]

I might be one year late but sorry about your father

[@gasodemik]

*the day after the purge* “Hey where’s Dave from accounting?” “Oh I harvested his organs for some kids” “W-what?”

[@theducknamednewepicla9507]

Oh

[@renegadereshiramus3762]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *Puts pickle on burger when they ask for no pickle*

[@juliarose3826]

you monster

[@germancosta5491]

You are diablo 😈

[@SepticShockAKAVin]

Let's hope they aren't allergic. I mean, it would be legal, but that's just assholey.

[@cupidzz6747]

YOU MONSTER 😭😭😭😭😡😡

[@dmanthetiger7179]

Chickfila workers do this normally

[@Arnoldismouldy]

"For 12 hours all crime is legal" Me: cuts the Tags off my mattress.

[@therabbit555]

Arnav Tibrewala lol the funny part is that that tag is to help you know what’s in the mattress so that companies can’t just put anything they want in there.

[@iisorrowfullbaconii9811]

Now that’s to evil for the purge.

[@therabbit555]

Jofuss The conqueror Oh your right I just googled it. Though a website advises that you keep it for the warranty.

[@hansf.6463]

@@therabbit555 also sleep on matress

[@olivia.wilson.]

You guys are running the JOKE

[@mrpenguin8731]

Don't forget, if you can't take the organs, you can still just pick off the guns, wallets, and jewelry off of the corpses, also, another reason for a bank robbery to fail is that EVERYONE wod try their luck at that

[@jacksonfidler9521]

matpat: grabs his chainsaw "I coming for you scott cawthon!"

[@wishnuis]

Jackson Fidler UNDERRATED COMMENT 🤣

[@scootagecore]

Considering my name is scott... I'm scared now

[@chip___chip1445]

Scott's better

[@Skel1001]

Paranoia Person he was talking about Scott cawthon but now I love the idea of Matpat getting so fed up with fnaf he declares war on all Scott’s

[@regrice4631]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: let me change my grades real quick..

[@Gavirael]

Wed RegRaw "perfect crime" lol

[@casual_ganker9046]

Best crime ever for students

[@hopeiscoolio9533]

@@spoopy9689 kill em. They can't do it from the grave

[@cy4182]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: steals some textbooks

[@fuadjanjua3778]

It may be legal but its against school rules

[@9764Danny]

"For 12 hours, all crime is legal" Me: *eats a Kinder surprise egg in the US*

[@alexisguillen8400]

Whait what? How is that a crime? Serious question.

[@cheechpria4962]

Yeah Kinder Eggs are now legal and have been for months

[@someguitarist2729]

@@alexisguillen8400 kids have choked on the toys inside them making them outlawed * I have no clue if they are now*

[@9764Danny]

@@cheechpria4962 Then I'll fall back to bringing an entire suitcase filled to the brim with water bottles through customs

[@ncohagan0541]

I can legally eat kinder surprise eggs

[@Loaf_F]

I feel like something not that many people realize is that it never says that you won’t be arrested after those 12 hours

[@zzaayan]

“For one night, all crime is legal.” Me: *Runs up the down escalator*

[@ThWeird]

1DreaM3ateR You maniac!

[@type-1-awesome499]

No Run with scissors

[@mmmgluten]

XXMysticXFaeX X ...while going up the down escalator !

[@saturn8811]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: Goes on Roblox and doesn’t add parents confirmation

[@vapinglasagna]

monster

[@rociobilbao8712]

mad lad

[@Ver0ssgz]

@@vapinglasagna copied

[@mizuu_btw]

_o o o f_

[@pugboigamer9591]

scrub dat ez

[@kanonlore]

FBI: *sees matpat search history* FBI: I’m gonna pretend that i didn’t see that

[@incredibilisman2909]

Found the FBI agent agent

[@dogeboigd5377]

Me noting down everything matpat said: “Money money money”

[@an-animal-lover]

Dollar dollar bills yo!

[@gavinfichter1798]

The best part of this is he thinks the rich and powerful would wait a year to get back at you if you screwed them over.

[@akirasakuchi]

Technically he is correct though. The whole premise of the purge is that by allowing criminal acts in a dedicated time, people won't think about doing it on non-purge night, since it's far more risky and you can just wait for the purge to do it "legally" and avoid the consequences

[@gavinfichter1798]

@@akirasakuchi Okay sure, that's what you and I would do if we were wronged on purge night, but the rich and powerful, the people that can get away with it anytime they want and have egregious amounts to spend on lawyers and even bribes? Those people would absolutely do it sooner. Not quite the same thing but have you ever seen or hear of this show called "The Blacklist" in there's a secret organization called the Kabal. They have control over almost everything in the world or at least parts of everything.

[@akirasakuchi]

@@gavinfichter1798 I know that most people see the "rich and powerful" as evil and immoral, but they also know which is the better option for them. If there are 2 ways to get the same result obviously they would take the less risky one, in this case just wait for the next purge to come to avoid any liability. If they were to do it outside of purge night they would have more burden of proof since what the other party did is not illegal. Also, since crime rates are much lower, the remaining few crimes happening outside the purge will get more coverage than usual which is something they would avoid

[@Djangolavella]

@@akirasakuchi But have you considered that the one who committed the crime can just leave America?

[@akirasakuchi]

@@Djangolavella Again, why risk it on non-purge night if you can just do it on the next purge. If you flee the country because of a crime (most likely a major one if you had to escape) the receiving country could extradite you. And even if they don't extradite you, you still won't be able to return because the moment you step foot you'll just get arrested again

[@lynchbobb]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: turns on car light at night while my mom is driving

[@sarahseedsXD]

Jasmine Lynch WJJSJEJSNSEMJS WAIT THATS ILLEGAL

[@Taylor-yt1tu]

NOOOOOOO

[@AC-oc7rb]

Jasmine Lynch not actually illegal

[@lynchbobb]

A C r/woosh

[@AC-oc7rb]

Jasmine Lynch but you can do that right now your joke is shit Lmao. Guaranteed most people liked your comment cos a lot of people believe the misconception that it is illegal to turn on the light in your car whilst driving at night so Woosh yourself cos ur dumb 🤣