Film Theory: The Tragic Life of the Cocomelon Baby!

[@shawnheatherly]

I love how MatPat's son has truly impacted Film Theory.

[@orrorsaness5942]

Indeed! Next up, Film theory on The Pensuke Files coming soon?

[@CyanideDiablo]

True

[@MatiNuva1724]

Maybe if YT will still be a thing by that time, and His son will be like 17 or 18, maybe HE will ask to make videos on the channel instead

[@blueblack3591]

True

[@Pepsicoladrink]

@@MatiNuva1724haha so true

[@Kulkogo]

Nothing escapes Matpat and his horror theories

[@UTTPCaptain]

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[@We-will-run-out-of-handles]

so many bots

[@Puppet_123]

FR

[@Aario_gaming]

Why so many bots

[@RealByzantium]

​@@UTTPCaptain Reported

[@DatPlumGuy]

Out of everything, I would have never expected MatPat to make a theory on Cocomelon, even then, it is MatPat we're talking about

[@UTTPCaptain]

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[@UTTPCaptain]

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[@electronically-charged]

I think MatPats gone crazy, but I’m not complaining.

[@DatPlumGuy]

@@UTTPCaptain I literally saw ur comment on the GTA trailer how tf did u find me

[@DatPlumGuy]

@@electronically-charged Makes sense.

[@aredboxnation]

Nobody ever notices the fact that in the new year special, JJ speaks PERFECT RUSSIAN. The fact that a 5 year old has the entire language of russian under his belt and that he can just casually say Happy New Year in russian is insane.

[@RandomPerson-yl9ge]

He's a russian spy

[@livywithane]

He’s practically that short dude in those memes😂

[@mightymiggle]

​@@livywithaneHasbulla?

[@greywolf7577]

I think it is pretty obvious that JJ is a Russian spy.

[@redfire1492]

​@@greywolf7577Yea...

[@ruskygelovich5469]

The fact MatPat just explained Mendel's biology laws out of Cocomelon is mindblowing

[@Doomsdayyoucancallme]

Fr The coco melon gonna make him lose his mind Like paw patrol did

[@polariancat4373]

Passing AP Bio one theory at a time lol

[@wawa-gtag]

This quite literally what I’m learning in science class right now

[@noonespecial311]

He made it sound and look so simple and that's one of the reasons I watch him

[@quizzlit]

I have never heard of Cocomelon this was the first time i heard of Cocomelon

[@krio1267]

I just love how MatPat really knows how to find lore in things that dont even have lore.

[@hoobadoobamaster8551]

Tbf he's a dad forced to watch cocomelon

[@Ilikebugsiguess]

He’s running out of theories 💀

[@Dougoul]

​@@IlikebugsiguessI think Ur right lol

[@zu5926]

No no, cocomelon has a lore 😭😭😭

[@dizzydrake4433]

As someone who also has to watch this show it actually does weirdly have a lot of lore in the modern episdoes.

[@emcat52]

Kinda funny how this is one of the least dark kid's show theories MatPat has made. The hopeful ending was a pleasant surprise

[@1smene]

all the children in cocomelon at J.J’s age like Cody and Nina have 2 teeth on the top so the second dark part is wrong…

[@croassung3721]

2:06 "creatively named *Mommy and Daddy"* 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

[@Not_satorougojo]

So creative

[@AuraTCG]

Matpat finding dark lore in cocomelon is impressive.

[@UTTPDIVISON]

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[@UTTPDIVISON]

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[@5tup1t11ii]

​​@@UTTPDIVISONDIDNT ASK:YOUR CONTENT=NOT BETTER!!!!I 😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🎏 Edit: I'm not a bot, just mocking the bot I guess?

[@5tup1t11ii]

​@@Madcatter_1yeah. The bots really need to get a life.

[@rick9793]

​@@UTTPDIVISONyour existence is a mistake

[@danielwolfgang5853]

There's no way anyone has a weirder search history then MatPat

[@Maimorou]

foot fetishers. . . D:

[@emeraldpistol1251]

It’s just par for the course for him to end up on a new watchlist like 5 times a year

[@Mr_questionman]

"How fast would a kid die if they were mauled by a bear"

[@GeoBlits]

is that a challenge?

[@danielwolfgang5853]

@@GeoBlits no, don't go insane like he is lol

[@apishi]

I absolutely love how Matt’s son really affects the lore of the theory channels 😭

[@HamterGgaming12]

Are you trying to say that I am adopted😂😂😂

[@toolbot4343]

​@@HamterGgaming12 huh and yes

[@TurtleSB]

Stolen from top comment + Gen Alpha + Bad pfp + Bot

[@RizzyKing7]

@@TurtleSB 2/10 comment, Sorta dry, some good chunk of information but it doesn’t add up and isn’t very true.

[@kayfletcher258]

Hi MatPat! Now there is this show my younger sister watches called Gabby’s doll house and I think it would be a good theory! Story: My sister was watching it when I noticed that gabby’s room have zero doors, it made me think she was maybe in a coma and all the little cat people are her family trying to wake her up, and she might have gone in a coma as a young child who adored cats. More evidence is that we never were introduced to her first finding the magical dollhouse meaning it could have always been there until Gabby went in a coma. Please consider this theory❤

[@atree5915]

i love this episode of film theory. as a nursing student we have to learn everything about mothers and infants. and everything matpat said was very accurate, down to the number of days and months and how many words babies could speak. or when can they ride a bike, etc.. kudos to the film theorists' research team!!

[@ceinwenchandler4716]

Thank you for confirming that. I now know I can use this video as a reference for those sorts of milestones.

[@09archange]

There is just one problem here, the diagnosis, yea sure the kid COULD have what they said but it could also be Cushing’s or Osteogenesis Imperfecta or something else entirely, the way i see it they just picked whatever horrible condition they could find and ran away with it, finding symptoms that are common for alot of other diseases and convincing students like you that this is the only thing they could have, the reality here is that the days where you could diagnose someone just by looking at them are long gone, now the only thing that determines whether this poor kid has HPP or something else is tests and without doing one there is no way to know what he has.

[@kylerivera3470]

I'm proud to say that I have, in fact, dodged this series... until now. Thanks MatPat.

[@doublea1148]

I have dodged it as well. Until this video. The way I avoided Cocomelon was never looking for it.

[@clasherking4528]

My escape from this series has ended as well ...... Dear gods please help me

[@randomperson8375]

same. I had to dislike the video and I'm going to remove it from my watch history all in hopes that I never see anything related to Cocomelon again. Probably won't work, but it's all I can do to try...

[@kylerivera3470]

@@randomperson8375 You shouldn't have replied. Now KZbin probably thinks you are extra interested.

[@vectorwolf]

Yep, me too. I initially thought Cocomelon sounded like some teen clothing or beauty brand.

[@Roy-tl3wh]

Nothing can escape MatPat, not when he even manages to make a theory about a food delivery service ad.

[@ani4301]

And an M&M ad. Next thing you know he’s going to make a theory on Godzilla 😂

[@Jazkal-V420]

@@ani4301 he's kinda had

[@bakingandcookingclubbymoon5306]

My guy literally explaining Genetics better than my Bio teacher. ABSOLUTELY APPRECIATED

[@studio7389]

Once your son ages into Nicktoons like Rugrats, Loud House, and Fairly OddParents, a theory video about why child services are nonexistent in most kids shows would be very interesting.

[@dafilmqueen556]

I think the answer has to be similar to the one he presented in the Could The Squid Games be legal video..

[@jardex2275]

And then an Anime Theory about why protag's parents are never seen.

[@abbylaska3828]

I don’t think we’ll be having those anymore 😞

[@dafilmqueen556]

@abbylaska3828 , yeah, I know. I saw recently. Our man is retiring, so let's respect our man and see the last 10 theories he's gonna make..

[@kazuhaluvscara]

the way we don’t have to worry about this cause he’s resigning 🙁🙁

[@amyy.y9318]

matpat is the kind of guy to say "is anyone gonna theorize on that?" and not wait for an answer.

[@dorothygale9648]

It's nice to know that MatPat has been spending quality time with Ollie.

[@idkbalvan6303]

I'm pretty sure he once said he doesn't allow Ollie too watch Cocomelon

[@Rbotones]

Matpat is the definition of overanalyzing everything and i love it🤣🥰

[@maroonluckyblockgames7062]

Can we appriciate the effort matpat puts into saving newborns from deadly diseases from an early age?

[@funfantasy3500]

Yes we can

[@orrorsaness5942]

@@funfantasy3500that is amazing

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Yea lol

[@Boyo-real]

I never thought I'd hear that sentence in a million years

[@Sacky_The_Artist]

This has been said many times before but MatPat has truly gone insane

[@UTTPCaptain]

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[@kingaxolotl262]

For me I think he lost it when he brought up fnaf world

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

He was a theater kid, can't break what's already broken

[@Floofi_13]

​@@ItsChevnotJeff ye

[@K.O-ANIMATIONS]

Agreed 😆

[@TKWyyatt11]

Coco melon: has a cartoonish baby with 2 front teeth Mat pat: HE HAS A HORRIBLE DIASESE

[@Mario_432]

Hey Matpat love your video! I would love a more meta video about how Cocomelon affects kids' psychologically and why its so insanely popular. I've heard stories of toddlers who were addicted to how overwhelming and stimulating the show is and I think it would be great if you looked into this

[@King_Ghost777]

Yeah, I'm kinda missing te grounded and informative theories, I watch blues as much as the next young guy but these are starting to sound like something from an insane asylum.😂😂😂

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

​@@King_Ghost777go to the loony bin 🤡

[@_Rainy_Weather_]

If you're looking for a video like that I could recommend savantics. They made I pretty good video on this topic comparing cocomelon to other kids shows figuring out why kids are so addicted.

[@bramweinreder2346]

No kidding. My four year old couldn't get enough. Now she's into Lellobee and Pinkfong.

[@ussanicesophie]

Wow matpat really goes insane

[@astridd0]

Mat has gone from horror games to.. kids shows?.. Give this guy some affection!

[@ceinwenchandler4716]

He had a child. Of course his content consumption changed.

[@orenjinokawa]

@@ceinwenchandler4716..had?

[@ceinwenchandler4716]

@@orenjinokawa I meant that him and his wife having a child, as in bringing a child into the world, is what made him go from horror games to kid's shows.

[@riktheyellowmonkey]

To be fair, this theory IS a horror show..

[@Pureinsanity1011]

I mean he did make a theory about invincible so

[@yorelyoung6407]

I'm am thoroughly convinced that MatPat has a vendetta against kids shows at this point. MatPat : *"If I have to suffer by watching this with my kid, then I'm going to make the most of it by ruining some childhoods."*

[@TheQuietTyper]

I don't think he has a vendetta against the shows. I think the reason he comes up with these theories is that it makes the shows more fun to sit through and it's more child friendly than starting a drinking game.

[@yorelyoung6407]

@@TheQuietTyper So you are ignoring the fact that he said that he can't escape it. He obviously wants to make it stop. That sounds like a man in suffering. My opinion still stands.

[@Minetendo_Fan]

The game theory channel slogan is literally “ruining childhoods”

[@yorelyoung6407]

@@Minetendo_Fan My point exactly. He turns his suffering into sweet, sweet childhood ruining content. If that's not revenge, I don't know what is?

[@azuresstuff]

@@Minetendo_Fanyeah I was gonna say that too u beat me to it lol

[@npaul12]

The day I found out I was having a kid, I started having cocomelon recommended to me. It wasn't a matter of me suddenly noticing it, I noticed before, but it blew up I my face at that point.

[@something_error]

Matpat is the kind of guy to make a theory of a kids show that took a dark turn

[@LordBakon]

This isn’t the sambucha comments section buddy

[@smileylullu]

Hi, mom here who also has a son that drives her crazy with Cocomelon. Question: since all of JJ's friends also has only the upper front teeth do they all have HPP? Have they perhaps built a community for parents with kids that have this disease? And thank you MatPat for addressing JJ's age, I have made several comments about how it makes no sense. I kinda feel like I have been heard now

[@yorelyoung6407]

That actually makes a lot of sense. Think about it. Imagine being in an environment where JJ grows up around normal people. He would stand out then be bullied for looking weird. However if somebody makes a community for these children with HPP then they'll be in an environment where everyone accepts them. They'll be able to live somewhat normal lives.

[@1smene]

Exactly what I thought! Even Cody and Nina have 2 front teeth on top

[@yorelyoung6407]

@@1smene I don't think you realize just how dark the implications are. In the CocoMelon universe, HPP is so ridiculously common that they had to make an entire town to give them a normal life! This is hereditary so in the future the children of these kids will have an even HIGHER chance of getting it. But what would be in it for the town maker? Why would they do this? Research subjects of course. The entire town is most likely a government funded research site. Think about it: Have you ever seen the parents go to work? Now I haven't watched it but chances are that they don't. Although, Even if they do they could be faking it. They could just be giving the scientists their reports. Think about that!

[@MozartTheGOAT]

Only MatPat can make literal nursery rhyme videos have secret horror lore

[@CommanderTommyParky]

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[@CommanderTommyParky]

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[@ThatWeirdLegoBuilder]

@@CommanderTommyParky bot

[@osmosisjones4912]

Capitalism private health care systems save Lives

[@aistieramusic]

​@@CommanderTommyParkyAnd we never asked you if your content is supposedly "better."

[@kattycatlooksee7543]

the one person Matpat uses in 10:00 as an example for the parent looks a lot like charlie spring from heartstopper volume 3-5 and that makes me happy for some reason

[@legorobloxnoob]

2:52 I love when matpat explains the entire fnaf lore to a homeless guy outside his house

[@See_eyeSSSSS]

What?? 😂

[@DenizAcar-t5b]

1/10 comment, entirely not true and is just misleading and uncreative.

[@teoniflynn6588]

@@DenizAcar-t5b read what it says at that time

[@legorobloxnoob]

@@DenizAcar-t5b learn to take a joke

[@TraceHolstein-rw1nk]

@@DenizAcar-t5b Dude why do you got to talk about yourself like that.

[@modularb]

As someone who’s been around kiddos before, I’m still plagued by memories of that gosh forsaken wheels on the bus song, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, an-

[@VanNessy97]

Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends! (edit: that was a Steven Universe reference)

[@spacemainenerd]

and over, until you make it to the end.

[@IceMetalPunk]

And yet, a certain toothy fish child is still so much worse...

[@Mitchel-r6p]

turns out high school students like this too. we had an excursion once and 4 different divices were blaring wheels on the bus.

[@orrorsaness5942]

@@VanNessy97yup! It is a real shame

[@aidandoesanimations]

No simple show can escape MatPat. He just makes THEORY after THEORY for anything he can find. I think MatPat has gone crazy

[@ICj-MC]

Crazy I was crazy one they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy Crazy I was crazy one they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy Crazy I was crazy one they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

I think mat is off his meds

[@Blandy8521]

In this case, it's just cocomelon causing the insanity

[@Charlie_the_dog]

I'm pretty sure he almost always been crazy - Matt fan for 5+ years who watches every video he posts

[@RandomDude1487]

Respect to MatPat for suffering through Cocomelon just to make this

[@VerbiGereando]

I love that Mat could have taken two paths in this video, one being that JJ is a genius and the other being that he is brutally ill-formed 🤣🤣 The choice he made speaks volumes about his personality.

[@smelloodle1070]

In this case it would be more likely that he has a relatively common illness than being a super genius infant though

[@erubianwarlord8208]

i think he picked this direction to bring awareness to the condition he does similar with other characters if you look for it

[@dustinkantor773]

Gotta salute MatPat for slowly going into madness for our viewing pleasure 😅 thank you for your service

[@ItsMicola]

How to avoid: be blissfully ignorant and only connected where you want to be.

[@skelobones]

16:18 dude this is fricking awesome. This is where the statements of “matpat makes lore out of anything” feels a bit off. I never knew about HPP and you just explained the gene thing that i couldn’t figure out before

[@NaturesCalling12]

0:18 Mat stop, you're scaring me

[@kaetlynzapa384]

Truee

[@grrg5679]

I love how matpat reached a point where he explains ageing as "its like levelling up"

[@vine_boom_sound_effect]

matpat needs an adoption theory channel

[@BLET_55artem55]

💀

[@Aayuuush721]

I’m going to be in a theory? Great!

[@jjkitty-qo8vm]

Omg like tha show that Maury guy had “you are not the father” or whatever but it’s “you are/are not adopted”

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@jjkitty-qo8vm I only remember his name because of a Jarvis Johnson video 😭

[@Phone_guy_parody]

Adoption theory Therorizlsing how adoption is bad for your mental health

[@ilovetallyhallalot]

"When I started seeing theories floating around online that JJ is adopted I got really excited." - Matpat

[@crosswind_7323]

Bruh.

[@clawyraptor9029]

Sounds like shotacon

[@gary_bug]

We call matt wierd for making a theory on cocomelon, but are we any less weird for willingly watching it.

[@daemonbug]

one major flaw in the whole language and dexterity point is that JJ is also a child who has been taught sign language his entire life, so not only would his development of words likely be more vast, but his dexterity from his fingers would be more developed. Not to mention, you accounted for JJ's height to prove that he's too short, but I didn't see you account for the other people in the family's height since they would presumably be average size if they don't all have the disease, because if they are average height then JJ's design can be more attributed to the way he looks rather than some random disease. I feel like there are a bunch of other theories that could have held more ground to come up with, this one wasn't much fun.

[@cathrynbouabboune5668]

Plus JJ’s entire class would have to have this disease too

[@sapomen1352]

Mat makes theoryes that get most attention There are times he ignores important info like This

[@Ale-km3ux]

I agree with this one being a meh theory But hereditary deseases don’t necessarily mean that every person in the family suffers from the symptoms My aunt has Down’s syndrome, so my dad, all his siblings, me, my siblings and cousins have the genetic information (or rather malfunction) to cause it when born, but we don’t actually have it, it’s up to chance My kids probably wont have Down’s unless my partner has a history of having relatives with it, and even then the chance is super low; you get the idea

[@Meowth_HMC]

Not only that but jj goes to preschool so he should be 4-ish anyways not much of a theory there and also all the kids look and do everything jj does so does that mean they all have this rare disease? No i dont think so. i love matpats theorys wish he would've dug a bit deeper this is just basic stuff anyone would know from being forced to watch the show 10 times

[@bluelink45]

Did MatPat really upload on Cocomelon? He really can find lore in anything.

[@XPlayzzGamz]

I love how matpat said he was excited for a child to be confirmed adopted 😂

[@JefferyDonkor-lq4xo]

15:13 is just crazy, matpat did him dirty💀💀💀😭

[@AdoggerGamer]

Matpat: something that I wouldn’t want to wish on anyone Me: well I’m glad it’s on the nuance of the cocomelon baby

[@22kitten33]

I had thought it was odd that he looked so different from everyone else and just figured he was adopted myself without allowing myself to think too much on it after that…there is only so much confusion and questioning I can do about a weird children’s cartoon without going insane…

[@Father_Bohawk]

This video is a combo of "I am so sick of wasting memory space hearing Cocomelon songs on repeat" and "As a parent I've learned more about child development than I ever expected and want to flex that knowledge" I feel that

[@jie5739]

Mat: If two people have the same hair color, it means they are related Also Mat: Babies sometimes have different hair color than their parents

[@s271a]

That's an error in logic you have made there. 1st Statement: (Deductive Reasoning) Correct: Major Premise: In the context of the video, people with the same hair color are related Minor Premise: 2 people have the same hair color. Conclusion: They are related. Incorrect: Major Premise: People who are related have the same hair color. This is wrong because the major premise is false. Comparing the 1st and 2nd statement, you can see that it is part of a bigger set. Both groups mentioned in such statements are subset of people who are biologically related, meaning that the 1st statement does not contradict the 2nd statement. For example, imagine a family with two kids. One kid got their brown hair from their mother, while the other got his blonde hair from their father. However, that doesn't mean that the first kid and their father are unrelated due to difference in hair color. Same can be said to the second kid and thier mother. Of course, this is largely simplified, but it proves the point. *These 2 statements can be true at the same time.* However, I do agree that there are flaws in Mat's reasoning. After all, it's just a theory.

[@s271a]

Follow-up: The parent example was an extremely bad example. However, I'm too lazy to explain a better one. So, just search about Mendel's laws 👍

[@Eugene-k5b]

The mom could have had blond hair but as she got older it turned brown because blond hair sometimes turns brown as the person gets older

[@MeaslyMisterMinigun]

Another kid’s show that has an extremely dark secret? Oh, that’s just a normal Sunday.

[@zorororonoa02]

Nice seeing you again

[@milezattack7032]

thank you This is very far down

[@refrigerated-films]

No way this mf has descended to this level

[@RealByzantium]

​@PastelLavanderReported For spaming

[@xxtealdemonxx7570]

Thank you bro

[@marleyanderson333]

I have never seen HPP talked about on a KZbin video like this! As someone who has HPP, and suffered my whole life with it, it’s pretty cool to hear someone researching it! Especially matpat!

[@rhiannehamad2269]

I hope you're doing ok now! I don't have it but I agree, it shod be talked about more!

[@Amokra]

The kid on Stranger Things has it not talked much about but he does mention it a few times

[@funtimefreddy4204]

I love how Matpat can turn a cartoon with nursery rhymes and over analyze it so much to make something sinister. It’s actually impressive.

[@sryahtoppinhammondakaqueen8293]

jj’s sister is also adopted because her hair is ginger,the parent’s hair and the son’s hair are brown and brunette

[@QuintessentiallyQuin]

I got to give Matt and his team some respect. They risked watching all these cocomelon videos and have forever doomed their feed. Thank you for your sacrafice Game Theory

[@hannahk07]

film theory

[@HeisenbergFam]

Matt has mastered the art of turning wholesome into surreal dark theories

[@UTTPDIVISON]

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[@UTTPDIVISON]

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[@brianechavarria]

Hello heinsenburg plz respond

[@ParallaxOfTheVoid]

You again

[@chobies5383]

​@@UTTPDIVISONYou guys have thousands of more people than Mat Pat, but your content is worse.

[@BlackKnightOfTheWind]

Matt's on the money with the hair color theory, everyone in my family has dark brown hair except for my brother who's blond so I can confirm that hair color as a genetic trait can get weird.

[@ulikeMushrooms1]

I just wanted to say, my brother (who is not adopted) Was born with COMPLETELY blond hair even though everyone in my family has brown hair. Later in his life his hair grew to be a dirty blond.

[@PhyscoDivian]

I learn more with MatPat than my class.

[@ashleywilliamson7267]

Yes fr

[@burvy]

What's your class? Pre-algebra?

[@noushinshafagh9924]

LOL

[@VAnotes2]

I can't believe Matpat made a cocomelon theory. It's impressive

[@DexTheTVMan]

*looks around*

[@VAnotes2]

@@DexTheTVMan oh-

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Hey Mat Pat and the theorist team, i got an idea. What if you made an energy drink? It could have 4 flavors based on the channels, with one tasting like Diet Coke

[@UTTPDIVISON]

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[@allie_fnaf]

@@UTTPDIVISON💀

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

I think it's better they stay out of the path of the Paul, and let Gfuel or other energy drink corporations sponsor them

[@Rasimlol1380]

The last emoji in​@@UTTPDIVISON's comment fully describes all your subscribers

[@lolekpllolekpl7560]

Game theory should be half life 2 medkit flavour

[@Patryk_V2]

Dad tip: beatbox to the cocomelon songs and its actually fire

[@Narra0002]

I’m glad our friend Jj will be okay. Thanks MatPat

[@fishful-doodles]

Matpat is the only person who can find dark stories in a children's tv show-

[@JustaRandomDunce]

Bro why the "-" its almost like you use that the same way you would use a period.

[@Wanderingsage7]

Not seen many children's shows have ya!

[@EirwenVivantel]

It's the happiest one yet.

[@orrorsaness5942]

No he’s not. A lot of The new FNAF fans saw this and came to FNAF to run away from the horror of Cocomelon, only to be brought back into it by the graphics of Security Breach.

[@Titanmonkey]

JJ is shorter than a ruler lol

[@user-qe8jg4kf8y]

This reminds me when my and my cousin found basically a Cocomelon ripoff called "Tutu boy" where we found evidence and theorized that he was trapped in a coma and was hallucinating his whole life. We were interesting children.

[@UTTPDIVISON]

DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🎏

[@UTTPDIVISON]

DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🎏

[@もちの花]

It's funny how there's so many shows I've never heard of until Matthew makes a video about them

[@Strcrk]

I can already tell this will be an distur- entertaining episode!

[@UTTPCaptain]

DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🎏

[@keziahjacobs8167]

​@@UTTPCaptainwhy are you in every comment 😭

[@Strcrk]

Why did my comment become ground for spammers

[@chobies5383]

​@fpsZNTPWhy didn't you say that on his old videos, AYE?

[@Droopythefurry]

Can’t believe we have cocomelon theories before bfdi theories

[@MORONIC_official]

Baby JJ could just be a genius because of his enhanced vocabulary and learning skills

[@MozartTheGOAT]

I think we can officially say that Mat has gone insane now

[@UTTPCaptain]

DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🎏

[@strife2746]

I think that ship has sailed long ago with the amount of FNAF video's he's made.

[@ilovetallyhallalot]

never thought id see mozart comment on a cocomelon film theory

[@CuuBluu]

Bluey's getting more episodes soon, so he just needs to hang on a bit longer.

[@MarkRocha09]

​@@UTTPCaptainOh yeah, I reported you you're going to be gone for good.

[@Dragonflame6284]

11:27 “MatPat horribly out of context”

[@adonisrudolfhdistrito7179]

*cocomelon lore starts* The wheels on the bus go round and round *lowers and slows the song* Round and round round and round *kept lowering and slowering the song* the wheels on the bus go round and round *¡JUMPSCARE!* 0:03

[@CrawlingBdog]

I’m convinced mat pat can smell lore

[@Unkn0wingly]

We don't need a Godzilla Analog Horror Film Theory.. We needed THIS! LOL

[@corydevious]

How does this have 0 comments 0 likes bruh

[@TheAsianKids-lv6pz]

Keep up the great work on the horror series man! Don’t let the haters get to you 😎🫡

[@brianechavarria]

MatPat has now descended into a realm of crazinesses, cocomelon. There is no saving him now

[@osmosisjones4912]

If your disappointed in your son he can still change or do better. If your disappointed in your daughter at same age she's more of a lost cause

[@ruthmel2520]

We will miss you matpat😢

[@alexandercarter9598]

Once again, Matpat finds a way to make me scared to death of the idea I may one day be a parent.

[@kyellverdonschot9922]

This actually reminded me of a kid in my elementary school. He was a few years below me, but he had something known as ED(in Dutch, I don’t know the full name) which caused him to get sunburnt really quickly and caused him to lose his teeth. He was really cool, and I hope he’s doing well

[@SkydiaStrike]

This is probably a stretch, but is it albinism?

[@irishuisman1450]

@@SkydiaStrike most likely not, that has a different name in Dutch

[@Anastas1786]

Ectodemal dysplasia (ectodermale dysplasie)?

[@kyellverdonschot9922]

No I actually found it, Ectodermal Dysplasia. I wouldn't wish it on anybody@@SkydiaStrike

[@kyellverdonschot9922]

Yes. He was a really cool kid, it really sucks, but as far as I know, he's managing@@Anastas1786

[@cherylng4859]

The fact that MatPat used JJ's 'stiff animation' as evidence of JJ having HPP feels like a diss honestly and it's kind of funny

[@Volt8404]

Bye matpat, we will remember you

[@mas8705]

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Right down to the part where we can take something as seemingly innocent as Cocomelon and turn it into a horror story.

[@vinn3790]

Never in a million years would I think MatPat would make a theory about Cocomelon

[@orrorsaness5942]

Since I heard security breach came out I saw it coming. They both have similar graphics and both have everything new FNAF fans were trying to run away from like lazy plot line, bad characters, sad bad plot lines, and irl corporate soullessness (but was baited into regurgitating it in Security Breach.)

[@MRmeme1564real]

this is the most "looking to deep into something" moment of MatPat ever, MORE than in his fnaf theories

[@Lordduckington-oi6nf]

2:18 “yeah, tolerate”

[@Thrarm]

using the kid having blond hair as the only evidence in the og fan theory is absolutely insane to me, when i was a baby my hair was blond and as i got older it got darker ah yes he mentioned it in the video, thats good

[@lidkasplus]

Ive been watching Cocomelon dubbed in different languages for the purpose of language learning, and have been always interested wether the internet has ever dug out any hidden lore, my Swedish lessons will be a lot more interesting from now on

[@Sanseye]

Matpat has officially gone insane

[@Puppet_123]

Yes.

[@CommanderTommyParky]

DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🎏

[@Sanseye]

@fpsZNTP best comment in internet history

[@castcatse1837]

He's gone insane long ago

[@Sanseye]

@@castcatse1837 agreed

[@eguonoimana4501]

Now I’m convinced he’s going to make a theory out of any movie game food clothes, anything he sees even Cocomelon Aiden safe anymore

[@saltypepper3340]

7:46 this is what happened to me. i was told that I was a blondie with blue eyes (yes, really, there are pics) but now I have brown hair with darker eyes.

[@Trainboi1983]

My hair fell out when I was baby

[@FlameyClockspeed]

Yeah i was confused why in my baby pictures i looked blonde, but now its more of a dark brown

[@Obviusly_Gigi]

Not even kids shows are safe from MatPat anymore... Its hillarious😂

[@baulbsor]

OH THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN SAFE

[@orrorsaness5942]

@@baulbsorThis! Just check out my series, The Pensuke Files! It’s a kids show and it makes Madoka Magica look like My Little Pony in comparison

[@sceetherthenadder]

Were they ever?

[@thejuliusnow9754]

Gotta say that Theorywear is probably my favorite line of youtuber merch, its literally things i would buy for me in the store and not just a billboard for the content creator

[@ya3_m1k03]

mother goose club, super simple songs and brainy babies are the real og baby channels

[@Lightningpaw]

I am a bit of a science nerd and I got excited when I understood all the genetics stuff you were talking about! I just took my genetics class and wrote a paper on incomplete and codominance.

[@juliancabrera555]

I was literally thinking to myself the other day that matpat is the only one that could make coco melon entertaining

[@heather.not.the.musical]

There is something I wanted to make note of that I noticed, and for reference I am a graduate student currently working on my master's degree in Speech-Language Pathology. Given what I saw in this video along with a few other clips from tiktok (because I do not want to sit through these whole songs), JJ actually has every sound in his phonetic inventory within the American English language except the glottal stop. Typically children are not able to correctly articulate all of the American English consonants until between ages 5 and 6.

[@sianearl1402]

This is the first time hearing about cocomelon 😅 every time Mat Pat says if you miss this I don’t think he understands that the theory channels are my main source of media information, thank you for keeping me updated 😊

[@help9_-0]

I like how matpat makes every thing darker Edit MA IM FAMOUS

[@UTTPDIVISON]

DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🎏

[@Mr_Hotdog823]

@fpsZNTPno he doesn’t

[@dansattah]

I like my theories like I like my tea, dark and no sugar.

[@ksaweryiscool82]

@@UTTPDIVISONbot

[@yashsinghal403]

13:43 HE'S A RABBIT?!