Film Theory: Was SpongeBob ADOPTED?! (SpongeBob SquarePants)

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SpongeBob SquarePants is quite the odd character. A yellow pant-wearing sponge with an unmistakable laugh. The lovable son of two… well… different looking parents? Are we EVEN sure those are his parents? There’s only one way to find out Loyal Theorists! Time to buckle down for some good old biology to solve this once and for all!
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[@napho5451]

Ok sooooo my science teacher literally used this episode as a lesson

[@martha-hy7vq]

they deserve a raise

[@covtatmin]

Wow cool teacher

[@PhoneCrab]

I'm soo freaking jealous

[@layshagarcia3356]

wait- so your class had to go through the part where he talks about sexual reproduction between sponges 💀😀

[@Boxed204]

It's either this person has a cool teacher or this person is making stuff up probably making stuff up

[@poachedpenguin8170]

Matpat: "and no he isn't the son of two cookies" me: "oh..."

[@janiriuszine1769]

I thought his parents were used sponges and that's why the don't have color and lost their square shape

[@official6686]

@@janiriuszine1769 same

[@idiot_smh]

@@janiriuszine1769Same i thought that too

[@Mr.Beep_]

He said even if his parents are two cookies

[@jacobfranchi4904]

They aren’t cookies they are old used sponges

[@mokinsen]

I always thought, that the reason for Spongebob's parents being round and brown was because the're old and used up (because they're sponges and you see Spongebob several times being used as a kitchen sponge). If you use the same kichten sponge for about 50 years I think it's pretty plausible, that it'll change colour and shape over the decades

[@alexzero3736]

You are actually right. They are old, there is episode with their younger looks. But this also proves that Bob is adopted, they are already old while he s just a baby...

[@bluerabbit4010]

Thats a good thought tbh

[@spongeintheshoe]

I thought it was because that was more accurate to how actual sea sponges look.

[@tayloranderson7547]

For real life

[@empiregaming1343]

But his grandfather is old too but he is still yellow and square

[@SnowLily123]

Fun fact: Sea sponges were actually used as dish sponges before the dish sponges we know of today.

[@burntorange4231]

Wait so we're talking about this when there's Pearl and Mr. Krabs?!

[@JC_RW11]

Burnt Orange fr

[@janrosa7243]

Burnt Orange Her father was revealed to be in jail.

[@innocentlittleme702]

Burnt Orange she's probably an orphan as well

[@haydentaylor152]

It is too stupid

[@haydentaylor152]

Also we don't know the dad

[@inc0gnit09]

me when finds out spongebob’s parents aren’t cookies: *impossible*

[@hopesesay9598]

Ikr

[@randomguy-jd8su]

WHAAAAAAAT!?!??!?!?!

[@Leo58-]

Ikr

[@bayleejosabatine8496]

LOL

[@navidraayatgar7414]

Is you memelord you're majesty?

[@wavestrider2160]

0:45 spongebob doesnt seem to have much skeleton in his closet Alex bale: let me introduce myself

[@joshdrenth4526]

Wasn't there an episode where they defined SpongeBob's parents as older sponges who have started to shrivel up and have been discolored over time?

[@Lord.Viraak]

I know I'm replying very late but in one episode Spongebob is shown as a baby in his mothers stomache.

[@Mr.-the-Mr.-Mr.]

@@Lord.ViraakThis video clearly shows that part was SpongeBob’s imagination. He’s still not an orphan, but that part wasn’t possible.

[@NightCloudI]

​@@Mr.-the-Mr.-Mr.Yeah, SpongeBob certainly isn't an orphan. There are many sea sponges in his family that look like him, like cousin Stanley and his grandfather and his eyes look exactly like his mother's eyes.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

MatPat is that substitute teacher that you want to replace your actual teacher with

[@IamveryConfused18]

Everywhere I go, I see your face

[@muffix3111]

Everywhere i go i see you lol

[@casualcarl8978]

:0 he’s here

[@animatorj2798]

@@casualcarl8978 yes he will magically give u mustaches when ur older

[@noninooo4879]

Well, my Biology teacher is actually pretty cool so

[@kahulakangaroo9488]

“. . . Or yellow” *food theory laughs in the distance*

[@pink_bunny_fluffy5936]

I hope somebody likes one more, you’re at 99-

[@user-cd4bx6uq1y]

266, new comment

[@ledzeppelinrestores]

Now 291 as I am posting this

[@ktj1635]

360!!!!!

[@Ranposusedcondom]

@@ktj1635 plus the likes you have

[@HyperMushroomYT]

LOL 11:40 THE MEM AT THE END "I swear, It's not what it looks like😳..." I HOPE IT'S NOT LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@jackgomez7033]

"Spongebob doesn't seem like it has any skeletons in there closet" *looks at the hundred of dark theories on spongebob*

[@level7000]

*RIP Stephen Hillenburg...*

[@therealslommy]

*R.I.P STEPHEN HILLENBURG*

[@brooklynnn379]

He died the day before my birthday

[@superstargames9908]

#(

[@wak3040]

oof I'm rlly saaad! Literally. ;-;

[@WallyMcWallerson]

He died?

[@lavender_flannel9237]

Me: Couldn’t someone just have dropped a sponge and it sank to Bikini Bottom? Matpat: goes off in his world of research and facts.

[@jordangonzales2485]

Not coming at you but i dont think it would come alive after it was dropped again not coming at you

[@lavender_flannel9237]

Jordan Gonzales- People have said before that Bikini Bottom is based on Bikini Atom, a place to test nuclear weapons, maybe the radiation somehow mutated the sponge and have it life?

[@jordangonzales2485]

Funtime gamer-sorry i didnt know about that

[@lancewang4923]

@@lavender_flannel9237 Somehow I doubt radioactivity animates non living things.

[@misdafireinfexus5828]

@@lavender_flannel9237 sponge gar disproves that.

[@gavinlybert7756]

Another thing that was COMPLETELY ignored is the fact that spongebob in terms of facial features looks very similar to his mother He has her blue eyes her nose and dimples

[@Koshigameoverr]

The intro was hilarious 0:01

[@puremulp1001]

Mat:"That's a very safe for advertisers joke" *video shows no ads*

[@jmoneyy4103]

Cicelia The Introverted u spelled ad wrong

[@puremulp1001]

Banana Dork - Gaming oh thanks

[@jmoneyy4103]

Cicelia The Introverted np

[@glitchygaming0480]

Banana Dork - Gaming Ads = more than one Ad and Ad = one Ad

[@teomeogaming8814]

Cicelia The Introverted 69th like!

[@kaylee_keen]

*when I was 6 I convinced my cousins that spongebob's mom was actually a cookie and they called her a cannibal because she made cookies a lot* *k bye*

[@firegaming-vx2bo]

Same

[@brodyroberts3707]

Lol. That funny

[@vam2640]

?𝖔𝖗 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖙¿

[@erniegangmember4445]

🀄️🃏🀄️🃏🀄️🃏

[@ignoremelol2576]

Lol

[@ioanadima9691]

I like how he went into detail while I was like mmmmmm either mom cheated or he’s just adopted… I blame the society I grew up in.

[@silverlemon8166]

Same.

[@roofogato]

4:50 :000 bigender sponges!!

[@minotaur470]

MatPat: Hey, I should do a SpongeBob theory about genetics! Also MatPat: *ignores Pearl and Mr. Krabs*

[@mint437]

Dominic Quist do you really need a theory for that? Its pretty obvious pearl is adopted.

[@minotaur470]

TheKing maybe Mr. Krabs is her sugar daddy? I need answers

[@mint437]

Dominic Quist krabs is too cheap for that

[@uzumaki01_]

there was an episode where he found her alone somewhere as her mother died or something so I don't think that needed an explanation

[@queenofquacksons2745]

Dominic Quist yeah how the fuck do you get a whale out of a crab

[@LucarnAnderson]

i always thought spongebobs parents were cookies when i was little.

[@ndgulli1225]

Lily Kleinschmit uhhh ok?

[@poil0culs522]

Lily Kleinschmit Shut up let people die

[@poil0culs522]

Lily Kleinschmit Stop

[@Umbooms]

Same 🤣

[@RAWRzooted]

Lucarn Anderson same-

[@shatteredhearts.]

I've learned more watching this channel than I did in 6th grade.

[@brokencriminal508]

this seems more like a homework than a theory

[@afefqfewqqetlb5244]

“Think back to sixth grade” Me currently learning this in 10th Grade:

[@bee8632]

We're learning this right now in 9th and I came back to this video in hopes of understanding it better

[@Aisha_Luv]

@@bee8632 SAME

[@loop5307]

I learned about it in 7th grade

[@stickystick4556]

me learnig in 2nd grade and getting in 3rd grade:

[@paperfoxka]

Me learning it in 6th (well I already knew because i watched this but yknow): 😎

[@annawiley5823]

When a KZbinr talking about spongebob explains genetics better than your AP bio teacher.

[@ashleyknott9229]

LITERALLY

[@loop5307]

Mood

[@damper86_74]

why its so true

[@Spartan5984]

no lol bc he uses the prosecutors fallacy i think is what its called

[@weirdcat3282]

TGEN YOU TEACHER IS USE-

[@usti1966]

I was very upset you didn't reference Princess Bride until 7:34 and I was relieved that you remembered the infamous Six-Fingered Man!

[@durandus676]

7-8 years ago I had a science teacher use your old barrel roll video. Good too see teachers are still using your vids.

[@user-pj5yc5rs8k]

my science teacher showed this to us in class. I love her.

[@yourmomgayyourdadlesbian9051]

Bleach sorry for drinking you a sec ago

[@omarsukar4342]

U got a shit school 😂

[@lindsay16]

@@omarsukar4342 nah that person has a lit school or just a lit teacher

[@juliadietrich3584]

I should suggest that to my teacher when we go over it this year. Or I think were going over it this year as I haven't been over it yet. She always shows us lots of videos, maybe I can convince her to show this one. I probably wont cause she's pretty strict, but if I get a couple friends maybe I will

[@billyanderson321]

No she really didn’t

[@maxinetumarao2005]

Matpat, you literally taught me the Punnet Square years before we discussed this at school. You are the best Science teacher ever😂😂

[@BreadOnInternet]

Maxine Tumarao same

[@coffeelover6372]

Same no one but me in my class knows what a pundit square is

[@isusoveSandale]

same but when we studied it at class I had no idea on how to do it

[@HappynessAJ]

Because of eLearning we have an online test with 3 questions and I now realize the past week of studying genetics was useless. I could have just watched this video and passed ; - ;

[@cynthiabrogan9215]

Maxine Tumarao same!

[@Oliver_9017]

Nice video bro keep up the good work 👍

[@helmetongrass1893]

9:22 who knew that a show from your childhood was actually setting you up for mendel's laws of inheritance

[@kimdalton8670]

People with six fingers are probably nice people. They don't have middle fingers

[@NWinter1271]

Kim Dalton they do

[@earthisadonut7213]

Doesn't have to be the middle finger, could always be the third finger from the left or from the right

[@lazer_gunner397]

All they have to do is put down there extra finger and put up the middle finger DOI

[@earthisadonut7213]

@Terry 20 people with six fingers could combine their two middle fingers, now they have double the power

[@broggers9973]

actually the thumb isn’t a finger so they are the only ones with middle fingers

[@senorcrabs1730]

The film theory:is spongebob adopted? Me: *chillin in the bikini bottom next to the ocean with my bonfire* nah

[@theamazingcatwizard3654]

Wait, if we are underwater how can there be a fir- (fire unlights)

[@isadoraalvarez5572]

me: *chilling in bikini bottom in the rain* I agree spongebob isn’t adopted

[@foogaga741]

is this DHMIS

[@lunaticcultist3764]

@@theamazingcatwizard3654 wizard surprisingly enough it's actually possible

[@KK-icecreamkitkat]

This comment makes me want to listen to James Blunt

[@Wolo_g1300]

This is funny cause I had a genetics lab for science a month ago and it was literally about SpongeBob 😂

[@donnyhaasnoot9388]

Oh... i thought his parents were old used sponges.

[@pugzmcstewson5603]

They are lol

[@oof6184]

Same

[@oof6184]

Guange Enterprise anemone

[@_kyle_6253]

Lol

[@jacksonfett3808]

donny haasnoot I thought that they were cookies and he was adopted, but I was pretty little when I watched sponge bob

[@de4d.lexx15]

Me: *watches the video* *gets 87% on test* Me:thank u mattpat

[@max-isnt-real]

Only 87%? *Disappointment intensifies*

[@nova_no6840]

Yes it does

[@JianCB2]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, that's pretty bad.

[@meepmeep3384]

@@JianCB2 depends what country you are from. In Malaysia, 87 is A-

[@ronaldraygun1029]

an 87% is a c in my school so 😖

[@hatboi124]

Years later, I still think this is one of your best episodes.

[@NiceMicePlayz]

Hi MatPat! Love your vids! My science teacher is watching this video tomorrow!

[@ordinarysaki]

No one can avoid having a theory not even spongebob

[@Royal_ram_]

that or spongebob's mom had a little fun with a different man

[@Royal_ram_]

or well different sponge

[@zabrinacooke6495]

Itay Yakobowitz I thought spongebobs parents were potatoes xD

[@This_Pleases_The_Nut]

Itay Yakobowitz I bet she had too much fun......(One night stand)

[@bengimelfarb6667]

Lmfao

[@stevetaranto6732]

The milkman

[@complex2live]

We were learning about punnet Squares today, and this episode came to mind. Thanks for teaching me this

[@8bakedcats890]

i’d like to sincerely thank mat pat i watched this when i was 11 and now when i’m in high school my biology class was a breeze cause i alr learned half of it from this

[@valuhgood]

Idk man I think Mr. Krabs having a whale daughter is a bit more concerning

[@Nezel47]

Mack Things lmao true

[@australiaaustralia3159]

Mack Things he's clearly a sugar daddy not genetic

[@SpicyofSpades]

Mack Things I know right?

[@uniqueusername_]

If she's not adopted, then that would've been some wild sex

[@daniellecaro8065]

yes that is true

[@astroesegg]

Matpat : “Sponges don’t have wombs” Me : Yea good point. Funny how they faces and can talk and have their own cities and language and schools and jobs and currency. I always get a laugh out of that when I go swimming. A spectacular world down there

[@guizhong805]

Lol

[@Irreverent_Radiation]

@FandomKween13❎ ?

[@a.s.h.a118]

based

[@JohnMkrv]

@Jenna Farley so inspirational

[@spongeintheshoe]

When I was taking biology in middle school, they handed out these SpongeBob-themed worksheets, and one of them was based around genetics. The first scenario involved drawing up a hypothetical Punnett square for SpongeBob and SpongeSusie, a girl he apparently met at some sort of sponge dance, in order to determine whether their offspring would be square or round, given that the gene for being square is dominant, SpongeBob is heterozygous for his square shape, and SpongeSusie is round. When we did this, I remember thinking that SpongeBob's parents were both round, which, if this were true, would make it biologically impossible for them to have a square child.

[@sanes1140]

this vid helped me out with my science lesson lol

[@elfl0ck]

Ok Matt I get it but are we not gonna talk about how pearl the WHALE is Mr. Krabs’ the CRABS daughter.

[@theoneandonly7019]

Go Away well I mean, Pearls mother was a whale soo

[@tapewyrm997]

Krab’s*

[@pizzagrenade]

No one ever said Mr. Krabs is her biological father. Clearly, she is adopted.

[@patdav56]

Go Away his name is Eugene Krabs, and it would be Krabs'

[@liz1583]

it could be her sugar daddy since all she wants is money 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Jo-chilin]

He looks like his mom though, what you really should've done is make a video about how mr krabs has a flipping whale as a daughter haha

[@ficagames475]

Just Chilin its obvious, he adopted her

[@pizzawashere8940]

You sir, just ruined my childhood

[@kinglagga2883]

its not so obvius, in one episode she says that she thinks all step parents are mean

[@Anthony127ify]

Her real father is in jail. If you watched jailbreak and when you see a whale. I'm assuming that.

[@naknamapanjangkependek7969]

Damn...I never realized this😂

[@supersonic873]

Hello Film Theory, I love and fear your channel, it's so good to not only learn new things but also get a good scare during the month of October, yes I do agree with you about sponge fish unable to raise their young fish in the wound but didn't you say in another video that SpongeBob could have been mutated to wear he is now, so is it possible that his parents were mutated before SpongeBob came into existence and were able to raise SpongeBob in the wound years after they were mutated, so they developed human like qualities like the TNMT.

[@rachelpinho5715]

IMAGINATION 🌈 🌈 🌈 2:25

[@anonymousbob8576]

Do one on mr crabs and his daughter

[@spaghettimaster9368]

Anonymous Bob Either mr.Krabs dick is bigger than we thought or pearl is adopted

[@royaltyfries3372]

Mike Gans 😂😂😂😂

[@xx_v4mpirism]

Mosese Sofa King Savage wait, really? How do u know?

[@Epicmonk117]

Pearl was obviously adopted - Eugene is a Crustacean, and Pearl is a Mammal

[@tbush6657]

Anne Marie Ever notice how whenever Krabs is suprised, he says "Mother of Pearl!"

[@FunkyFreshFellow]

Actually, in one episode, Spongebob and Patrick look for Squidward's long lost brother, then see his mom, who tells them that he never had a brother. Spongebob and Patrick then decide to get adopted by Squidward's mom so that Squidward can have a brother. Basically, Spongebob is adopted, it's canon.

[@pyrosdad5864]

very good my child

[@thebarkknightne5116]

Funky Fresh Fellow f

[@reneesmith7044]

Funky Fresh Fellow . Yggg ttc

[@Mrjkunstopable]

#1 Comment

[@abilashsuresh4379]

tropical gamer Yeah I wanna know too

[@prayingmomma]

RIP Stephen Hillenburg

[@ash_ketchup2584]

I don’t usually comment on videos but MY TEACHER USED THIS FOR A GENETICS CLASS IT WAS SO COOL

[@user-quasar2907]

I just want to point out that, if Spongebob and his family were humans, he'd be called HumanBob

[@aspenator4091]

Huigh mahn bob

[@yeahscramokaywereclosedfor6770]

I miss ten seconds ago when I didn’t see that

[@Colinop]

stop stop stop stop stop

[@1kulik]

Just BOB

[@user-quasar2907]

Kulik 1 well you'd think so, but the point is that there's a sponge before the Bob. And he is a sponge. It's a bit sad if you can't get that

[@nominatorchris5591]

For years I thought they were cookies.

[@rachelwalker3017]

Grammar Police Same

[@Merepi]

fricking same.

[@panicattheblackparadeforcr9978]

Grammar Police me too...

[@thedaedricdragonborn757]

Me too

[@requiem760]

There just some old ass sponges

[@jumbowhisper3118]

MatPat: "Think back to sixth grade" Me currently in sixth grade: "I just learned this"

[@Showtunediva]

Hi MatPat I would be interested to know if there are any theories about how Mr. Krabs and Pearl are related.

[@shawnmcmillan4438]

I just always thought they looked like that because they were old

[@happyklownkore4958]

Shawn McMillan me too

[@cuckoo-clockheart]

We all did, we all did....

[@thecringest8415]

Same though lmao

[@ratwoman248]

Great the cake is a lie and so is my childhood

[@sytycdt]

Yeah I thought they were like old sponges

[@eveforprezyoukana6236]

I thought SpongeBob's parents looked like that because they were old and lost their color and shape

[@laprincesa3608]

Super Squad like wrinkled, I thought that too

[@alaskayoung1988]

If that was the case, his grandfather shouldn't be square and yellow

[@oliveanddadvstheworld4283]

matpat: "i don't see many theories in sponge bob..." alex bale: hah

[@aniyaharvey9710]

Can you do a video of every crime Mr. Krabs did and the punishment for said crime

[@chr9688]

Sometimes I wonder where he gets these theories from.. NEXT THEORY : HOW HARRY POTTER IS RELATED TO BAMBI AND HOW BAMBI IS RELATED TO TRANSFORMERS

[@lizziemistle4356]

Cavvie The Artist Hahahah. Lmaooooo

[@liaforrester2444]

😂😂😂😂

[@colelamon2194]

I’m gonna right this shit down It’s brilliant

[@zaimahalam7693]

I can actually make a theory/see how you could relating Harry Potter to Bambi...........

[@caritahearts2405]

Bcuz Bambi is a transformer and can transform into a hippogriff and Bambi’s transformed name is buckbeak THEORY CONFERMED!

[@haruyanto8085]

I'm more concerned about Pearl and Mr.Krabs? and possibly what happened to Mrs.Krabs.

[@vvolatiile]

Haru Yanto YEEEEES

[@crackedemerald4930]

She is definitely his daughter

[@sire3977]

He fucked a whale.

[@ANARCHY.050]

yeah she was a whale, A WHALE OF A GOOD TIME! *raises hand* UP TOP!.....no? Ok ill see myself out...

[@Neseine]

There is à theory about that, that since sponge bob is symbolizing the major sins, Mr krab being greed , it may touch on other prohibited things and according to the theory pearl is his sugar baby not his daughter, that's why she spends his money and calls him daddy

[@DUCKEN_QUACKEN]

"And no, he isn't the son if two cookies" I also thought that at the beginning lmao

[@Maddiegachashorts]

Omg he teaches me so much but he is also rly funny and i MEAN RLY FUNNY more than i love books xD

[@Eva-kl3fy]

What about MrCrabs having a fucking whale as a daughter? Are we all just going to ignore that?

[@TheRezro]

Wasn't it established that she was adopted? Or at least obvious?

[@XxPeaceNinjaxX]

I mean he does always talk about her mother but because of this I always assumed that her mother was like a family friend or something that died either giving birth or young and he adopted her daughter. But now that we did mention it that's probably the theory we should have had today

[@izabulla_4095]

Mr. Crabs is her sugar daddy that's why she calls him daddy and always asks for money

[@joeytheestallion]

Mr. Krabs is Pearl's sugar daddy, because she only calls him daddy and always asks for money from him

[@helpmefortheloveofshrek6623]

Eva I was literally thinking about that during the whole video

[@badvlogs8141]

After watching this theory I LITERALLY know more about punnets square‘s then my entire class

[@megssketches]

BAD VLOGS! Same, everyone else was so confused and I was like “Hehe, I know some of this stuff.” Don’t say KZbin doesn’t teach you anything

[@thatmomentwhen597]

Same lol that’s what I’m learning in science class right now and I feel like a genius since I watched this

[@badvlogs8141]

cARdbOarDFur Draws omg me too😂😂

[@ignoremelol2576]

School: 2% Movies and games: 4% KZbin: 94% lolololololololololol

[@deleto5066]

To be honest, I knew about Punnet Squares way BEFORE watching this about a year or two ago. And some kids in my Science class STILL don't know how they work...which is hilarious, considering theyre 16.

[@mercuryvincent6796]

Its Feb 2024 and ever since MatPat announced his retirement, I've been binge watching all old episodes especially the ones that still use the into theme song. We will miss you MatPat!

[@kirapfeifer1866]

This video was made 5 years ago today. Happy birthday

[@jacenskywalker507]

I always thought SpongeBob's father looked like a potato, his mother looked like a chicken nugget, and his grandmother looked like a chocolate chip cookie. But that's just me.

[@morshulinton4112]

Potato + Chicken Nugget = Sponge

[@tropicalsadness2407]

A well-balanced meal.

[@spongeintheshoe]

@@morshulinton4112 Put that in a Rebus Bubble and meme it.

[@katgalang5549]

Nah that's not just you-

[@tayloranderson7547]

But that's just me

[@humbertoquackenbush3932]

0:49 “Who makes enough to provide for himself” He had to pay Mr. Krabs 100 bucks a week during his first few weeks of working there.

[@changdang4176]

HE sold seaweed on the low

[@1nkFalcon]

Mr. Krabs only pays him 5 cents a week.

[@chrisd5554]

RandomKidGaming U He earns less than a dollar a year.

[@shamusday]

Makes sense

[@Helloyou-tube]

This after him leaving just hits different

[@SilverShot007]

Real bro

[@rosemary-wt9td]

Same😔

[@ScaramoucheValley]

MattPatt: There is no dark to spongebob The Evolution Theory: Am I a joke to you?

[@ajks9039]

Hey! Stop talking about me and start talking about *Pearl* and Mr *Krabs* I don't know what it is but something doesn't add up there.

[@jessemccree448]

Spongebob himself. Do you remember that badass-cowboy familiar of yours?, pretty sure you do!

[@placeholder6055]

SO TRUE

[@DaGrumpyTaco]

Spongebob Squarepants Krabs is really Pearl's sugar daddy

[@pepinoconnoisseur]

Spongebob Squarepants holy shit

[@jahniyacollins8092]

Are you a orphan

[@llewgee7525]

In “Not Normal” when Spongebob becomes normal he’s round. And his family is pretty normal EXCEPT the square ones. Thus, square sponges are the weird ones, still family though.

[@freedom3798]

I was thinking maybe since they’re old they get worn down. They lose their color and shape, just like a old person would.

[@gameypiettvgamergames7463]

@@freedom3798 But Spongebib's Grandpa was square and yellow

[@tayloranderson7547]

The square sponge is are worried one of the ones fits one still family ones that are still family through

[@brokenmileful]

some cartoon that doesnt have lore: exists, matpat: oh no you dont

[@MK-tq5ec]

I just think the older the sponge the more old or rounded it gets from wear and tear

[@mdoggy4701]

No hate, but you realize you're adding logic to a show that has underwater fire and drowning fish

[@JesusPerez-pe8vk]

Dude those things were put in as jokes and yeah y not thats the fun of theories

[@RebZOfficial]

Fish can drown irl

[@malavirus3478]

Mdoggyhood a you're about 5 years late

[@elijahh2070]

Both of those things can actually happen irl... gas fires don’t go out underwater and a pure concentration of water with no amount of air mixed in actually can drown a fish

[@nettlebrand]

Mdoggyhood it is hating and no one asked u and that's why I think the hole thing is in patches head and his suffering from deppresion

[@RandomAwesomeDude]

Ok, you can explain the heritage of Spongebob, but explain Pearl and Mr. Krabs. That's the real theory

[@Lavender_Fox]

pearl is adopted.

[@MrReifer]

maybe mr krabs used to be a whaler and killed pearl's mom and then adopted her......watched spongebob from its debut and still do occasionally now and only just thought of that as i read your comment

[@Wiifanbro]

MrReifer Yeah, and Pearl was still a baby when Mr Krabs adopted her.

[@theswordsmen900]

I would say it but it would probably get taken down

[@jonathanstoltzfus5564]

You have the perfect profile picture.

[@gabrielagustinhomas]

I thought that his parents were brown and round because, you know, they’re supposed to be kinda wrinkly and old. I mean, Spongebob is already an independent adult with his own job and home, so it’s also possibly that his parents could just be elderly at this point, or certainly close to it. That woould explain why their yellow skin with darken over time, and the shapes of their bodies would sag and wrinkle a bit. I mean, while his mother doesn’t look old, his dad already had glasses and has a grey mustache. That would also explain why his body shape is more round than his wife and his skin is darker.

[@sailorgallifrey1365]

It’s possible Mrs SquarePants just ages a bit slower than her husband

[@deadpaan7391]

I just thought SpongeBob’s parents were old used up sponges and that’s why they looked like that while SpongeBob is a young sponge so he still looks normal

[@Shelbkip]

"The idea that spongebob would have actual memories dating back to before he was born is just as ridiculous...." Excuse you lol! I actually have a couple memories from in the womb-- I was very confused and felt very cramped as to what was happening-- and I remember being born. It's VERY rare for someone to remember being born. I remember it being dark and cramped. It was my first memory. I didn't know what was happening so I went back to sleep. The next time I "woke up" or consciously came to, I was confused again, and then I looked to my left and there was a bright light. For the longest time, I thought it was the norm that everyone remembered being born until I talked to my family about it ; and none of them remember being born and all have memories from later on in life when they were kids as their first memory.

[@jayniel5991]

Do a theory: Who is Pearl's father? Why I'm asking this is because, there is an episode in Spongebob where Plankton is in jail and he has a friend that looks like Pearl. What if Pearl's Father was a criminal thats why Pearl's Mother left her to Mr. Krabs?

[@roshni_saxena]

LuCCian YES

[@palmtop_studios]

LuCCian yes

[@cryptedyt7915]

LuCCian YES

[@zuko1569]

No!!! Lol jk YESS

[@otothouse8904]

maybe crabs just impregnated a whale then got pearl, after its just fiction that is also related to science in someways :)))

[@Sirxeko]

Or maybe all sponges are yellow and square, and they just become round and brown as they age, like wrinkling or getting grey hair. With the exception of grandpa squarepants (who we only see in imagination), all of the yellow square sponges are young. Or at least pictured young when we see them. And all of the brown sponges are old. It seems to be a pretty big coincidence for you to leave out. Especially since sponges in the real world do the exact same thing, they lose their vibrant colors as they age.

[@raymonddugas2180]

RosekiSommers Cousin Black Jack is round and was always brown

[@kenz758]

This is exactly what I’m thinking

[@haydentaylor152]

That can be true

[@Sirxeko]

Cousin Blackjack has a medical issue preventing him from maturing properly, who knows how that would effect his aging process. But even if that weren't the case, it's more likely that he is adopted, than Spongebob is.

[@devonspence7055]

But you see his grandpa is yellow and square

[@Just4TheFunOfIt]

I love your videos a lot it's so good so what

[@slimegaming6280]

I like how he's talking about this crazy theory with happy techno music in the background.

[@FirstNameLastName1162AD]

Question: What is squidward? Because of his name we assume he’s a squid. But think about this, He may have the six tentacles of a squid but he has the round head of an octopus. Not only that but in the episode Patrick the game he said he was an octopus. So which is it?

[@insertusernamehere8324]

@Subscribe To me for no reason THAERY COEMING SOON

[@Karmeon1982]

He's an octopus

[@Name-fe2ef]

@@trollsbroppy5543 Well here at The Film Theorists we tend to take cartoons more series then it should be. But i see what you mean, 75% of the ocean is unexplored there could be another animal out there like that. No judge btw.

[@jaida_was_here]

I say genetic mutation

[@dogwithascythe]

Squids have ten tentacles. To longer ones for grabbing prey.

[@ChinmaiNaregal]

Matpat- The systematic destroyer of childhoods since Aug 2009

[@Espo11B]

I always just thought his parents looked like old crusty used up sponges.

[@ayegaming14]

I remember watching this years ago ago and not knowing any of that science stuff and now I can watch this and say I actually know what all of this is

[@nolongeramirror]

If anyone was adopted it was Mr Krabs's daughter Pearl.

[@YoEmeli]

Sounds like a roast

[@Rainykel]

Anthony Gives Up obviously haha

[@knives.3733]

Tru, and i think we see her real father in jail in that one episode.

[@vickytubbie997]

Im more interested in knowing why mr Krabs has a whale as daughter

[@wanbe2128]

Same

[@artswithfreja3711]

hahahahah lmao ikr 😂😂😂😂

[@logansmith7517]

Adopted or Sugar daddy... you decide.

[@elxgenius783]

Logan Smith sugar daddy probably a milfhunter

[@Geelz]

vickytubbie Obviously because he fucked a whale

[@angelofdarkness286]

This theory makes sense I never really thought about a deer like this

[@sarahloveless1726]

"SpongeBob doesnt have a lot of skeletons in his closet" Alex Bale: Hi How are you?

[@marceloforce002]

Sponge bob drowns underwater Sponge bob makes fire underwater Sponge bob drinks water underwater Don't question sponge bob... Just don't

[@Sendittothemoon]

How does it not make sense to drown underwater? How does it not make sense to drink underwater.

[@marceloforce002]

@@Sendittothemoon they drown in the water that is underwater They drink water in a cup while underwater

[@yufaeliassecretoldaccount0862]

Well I may sound like a nerd, which I am, but there is an existing ocean that can kill fish, so this does sorta make sense to drown underwater.

[@zareffarhaan6106]

Actually fire can be made under water it's called a class b fire. Watch matpats gametheory on fire type pokemon

[@swampmonster6716]

That one episode were he drowns is in goo because it’s goo lagoon

[@emeraldflame6194]

Who’s here after Stephen Hillenburg died😭😭😭😭😭

[@Doormxts]

cupcakelover _775 yep on the 26 of November by an sicknesses

[@superstargames9908]

:-(

[@arthillidan1905]

:(

[@luke6495]

Krish Bb57 so sad 😞😢

[@ashleyxo7349]

Krish Bb57 me😭😢r.i.p. Stephen Hillenburg

[@purpleangel1784]

I love how when you say "Most likley not gonna happen" you show a picture of half-life 3 XD