The Titusville Culture Report: Valentino's Pizza of Garden Street

[@Patrick7Star]

I dreamt I was dining in Titusville last night, only to wake up to an empty stomach and eyes full of tears.

[@tgproductions97]

I feel your pain

[@Devilyaki]

***** I caused your pain !

[@tgproductions97]

Devilyaki Why? I just want to go to Titusville

[@Wizardofexisting]

This is one of my favorite shows. Can you say, "Keep 'em coming"? Uhh, Yes please!

[@ImperfectWeapons]

Titusville Culture Report is the most uncomfortably captivating comedy... anti-comedy... "thingy" on the internet. I don't know why I watch them, but you have sure as hell gotten me to watch them.

[@StarCrusher.]

I've been CRAVING for another Titusville Culture Report, I think I'll be taking this one home with me.

[@freesheep0]

My family and I made our summer vacation to Titusville because of these videos.

[@Devanprice]

How is this not airing on every local channel in existence?

[@Devilyaki]

Wow one picture had a Titusville citizen in it, maybe taken before the huge eagle swooped down to eat them. Or it was a photo shop picture.

[@cocoa-pf4fh]

Wow. Valentinos. Nice to see they're still around. I used to go the one in the Searstown Mall back in high school. Go Astronaut High War Eagles!

[@TheMegaNattoMan]

I have a feeling that one day these videos are all part of a meta-comedy skit that nobody will understand until the last episode.

[@PogieJoe]

This is one of the longest-running jokes I've ever seen on the Internet. XD

[@giorgiohsiao9663]

I STILL don't know if I should take this seriously

[@Patrick7Star]

You shouldn't take this seriously, as with everything else in life.

[@ams2364]

this is filmcow. do NEVER take filmcow seriously. :)

[@robertbaur3145]

Sir Isis uhhh yes please!

[@elevendyseven4227]

It's extremely sarcastic

[@MaartenvanRossemLezingen]

Does Titusville ever run out of new restaurants?

[@WolfeSpeider]

I feel as if Titusville is going to become a real life Silent Hill.

[@Spawn3X5]

Mmmm scrumptious! And the food aint bad either 😮

[@kinofrosty]

I figured it out. This was so you guys could write off meals as a business expense.

[@chairshoe81]

is this the first restaurant review where they said they'll be coming back to eat there again?

[@FergusDerpson]

hey chris did you ever have these companies look up the videos and comment/send you a message about it?

[@daveincognito]

The cajun chicken alfredo sounds really good. I wonder if anywhere up here sells that sort of thing.

[@Robasiewicz]

how many restaurants can a city have?!

[@TheCharlieChitty]

Due to a severe underemployment in the United States, Titusville foots the bill in order to keep the numbers looking manageable. You see, every resident of Titusville holds down 10 jobs. All ten jobs are one hour shifts in local, family owned restaurants as Titusville only has restaurants. No houses. Just diners. In order to keep this covered up, the government pays for the running of the restaurants despite the lack of customers due to everyone running their own restaurant. (Similar to the empty propaganda town of North Korea.) Only two people are not employed, Chris and Jennifer, who work for the local tourism board. Chris needs to keep making videos otherwise he'll be in danger of being employed to work in restaurants. Why do people do it? Why don't people simply stop working or run away? The massive eagles that you can see in the sky of Titusville are freakish mutations from a government project, injected with testosterone and with video cameras strapped to their bodies. The government survey all of Titusville to make sure all citizens are doing their mandatory ten shifts and, in the event that they slack off, they are food for the eagles. Okay. That's the last Titusville conspiracy theory. I'm sticking to it and it's the one I feel it is clearly the most likely to be right.

[@sladikk]

It's all due to the radiation from the launch pad.

[@kred4849]

sladikk The launch pad is the only escape from Titusville. But is it really a chance for freedom, or is it simply a cruel dark joke, a decoy placed by the government to see the despair in the eyes of the would-be escapees when they find out that there is *no escape*...

[@valeriewb5498]

greatest comment ever. I live in Titusville, just finished my 1 hour shift at Valentino's. again thumbs up!

[@FoxWolf87]

TITUSVILLE IS NOT JUST A SERIES OF RESTAURANTS!!!! They also have a ton of medical facilities. Look it up on Google Maps. Does this mean we'll be getting a "Titusville Health Report"? YES PLEASE!!! Wow, look at all those magazines! You're sure not gonna get bored waiting around in this office. Jennifer had an x-ray of her femur, while I had a standard prostate exam! Hey, doc! Warm up your hands a little next time!

[@DrTryloByte]

I like your comment :)

[@mrmariovideo1522]

Can I get a rest in peace for that place so many memories of eating pizza over there the first restaurant closed and now with the demolish of the old Sears town mall the second location is gonna close

[@MrRunAwayFive]

ah haha, YES PLEASE!

[@NotCthulhu]

Wow. Were those sprinkles on that cannoli? Someone must be having a birthday! AHAHA

[@kkehoe5]

That pizza sure did look good, but $31 is too rich for my blood.

[@Fools_Requiem]

Cannolis were $4 each. Looks like they got a large pie too and added an extra topping. The pizza actually looks cheap considering a small specialty pizza at Domino's is 12 bucks compared to the $9.69 a small version of the pizza they got would have cost.

[@sladikk]

Then just charge them less for your blood.

[@gigahoe42]

$15.50 is too much per person for you to eat out? Don't come over here to the UK. That meal would have been the same but in £s.

[@Pieterjanvdhd]

Will they ever run out of places to go to?

[@Meme.Machine]

That pizza looks so fucking good.

[@xGrundisx]

God damnit Jennifer finish your foo---Oh its pizza, thats acceptable to take home.

[@ShockwavesFTW]

OHOHOHO WOW, THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS! YES PLEASE!

[@gino3298]

That pizza is fucking loaded, I'd love it if more pizza places put this many toppings on.

[@reednaylor1894]

Still not sure if to take literal or not

[@krudmuphinstudioz]

I kinda of freaked out when I saw this. There's a large famous chain of pizza places where I live called Valentino's. I always overreact to normal coincidences -_-

[@JaredRemstedtVids]

Fuck I knew I should've gone there when I was in Titusville

[@ncrim5882]

i dont know if i should laugh or feel informed what are you doing to me chris

[@TAGMedia7]

That actually looks like a delicious pizza!

[@marachime]

hahaha - yes please! XD still can't get over this

[@ppnotevenanarchive]

There's got to be a twist PLEASE TELL ME OH GOD

[@marachime]

XD you guys are amazing.

[@Lebontempviendra]

wow

[@TheEuropeanFox]

31 bucks, holy hell!

[@gunman5550531]

I'm not gonna lie, that does look pretty good

[@piercehoagland5799]

That's how we roll

[@90sIbizaDanceParty]

these make me hungry

[@TROPHYEARNER]

Those cannolis are a rip, oh man. Four bucks for two of those?

[@nezalok270]

OHOHOHO WOW

[@sladikk]

Jennifer's fist is made of steel

[@Tennisers]

shit now I want pizza

[@lonewolf4561]

Food!

[@prolego]

yum :)

[@bozcarson7768]

"LooKs well donE and a Fine joB inside the PiZZa Pazarazzi PaLacE!"

[@xaviarsly]

look aT ME sitting in my newyork apartment eating a pizza...that looks nothing like what people refer to as newyork

[@enthdegree]

this time's yes please threw me off

[@Mattquaza]

Whoa, did you just insult the taste of gumballs compared to cannolis? Not Unsubscribing, 0/0

[@NickTobi]

First.... thing I will do when I go to Titusville is eat myself into a food coma.......

[@TastySnax12]

What.

[@phillipshepherd4128]

Throw* .... syupid swipe and auto correct.

[@cindervarela5118]

What's a matter? You too good for this 10 dollars? You too good for it? You know what Mikey you make me laugh you know that.

[@ErebusErebus]

I am unsure if they are mocking the crap out of these restaurants or not

[@enryu4953]

lol amis and pizza

[@kylelucero615]

Lol

[@phillipshepherd4128]

You sure their down allot of money for our enjoyment on this site. How do you supplement your income. Does jason pay your morgage? Is there a local soup kitchen that is running on low donayions, because you recently stopped previous charity work yo follow your positive spin videos of local restuarants? These are all questions we must seriously ask ourselves.

[@drewshearing300]

Ha ha 7th view

[@danukenator123]

FIRST LOLOLOL