Morbius - How to Get Bullied by the Internet | Anatomy Of A Failure

[@Filmento]

Use code FILM to get Surfshark for 83% off: surfshark.deals/FILM For every use I'll donate (pledge) 1000 Morbius Dollars to a children's hospital. Meaning that I'll pay nothing.

[@jessetorres8738]

I feel sorry for Jared Leto. He's a great actor who keeps getting cast in bad movies.

[@abdulazizmerdad4093]

Yo filmento the poster finally arrived thanks again man this was greatly appreciated

[@rontheturtle4117]

I'll donate (pledge) 100 morbillion dollars aswell. Also I did not punch him, I was hitting him.

[@valentinocozzi]

​@@jessetorres8738 fortunately he got the morbiest role ever

[@arianzd2933]

we need morbius 2

[@joshuakim4402]

Morbius was one of the movies of all time. The actors acted. The director was directing. And the effects were animated. It was truly a movie.

[@michaelstrong5383]

It's the movie of 2022!

[@videodvd]

I think you meant the effects were effective.

[@michaelp2952]

@@michaelstrong5383 its a movie , mostly

[@Darkrezta]

@@videodvd it's effecting for sure

[@azahel542]

It even got released!

[@lilgabriel0517]

I still get chills remembering the scene where Morbuis stands up against the antagonist and says “It’s morbin time”. It’s bone chilling

[@MikeOxlong70]

what is this, some kind of morbius squad?

[@crazymoosee]

We…are…Morbius

[@ramgolamhans7244]

That's my secret, I'm always morbius

[@zykler8097]

@@ramgolamhans7244 You should’ve gone for the Morbius *snaps*

[@kongmengyang1098]

Because I'm Morbius!!!

[@belgiumbunlover5787]

When he said "I'm going to morb him an offer he can't refuse" it sent shivers down my spine.

[@michaelzane3823]

Morbius is gonna be a new “The Room”. Morb my words

[@Kinobambino]

reminds me of the time I got morbed at a grocery store

[@memomemo8818]

If you think about it, Morbius is like Star Wars. There's space, it had actors, it even had animation. Morbius is much better than any movie I can make.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

I totally just morbed all over the place guys I'm sorry.

[@FantasticMrFrog]

@@michaelzane3823 "I did not morb' her, I DID NOT. Oh Hi Morb' "

[@mysteryone8462]

The fact that Sony got bullied because of Morbius and their response was to release it again will never not be funny

[@thepunkkingkingofthederps7686]

Wait, what do you mean by releasing it again?

[@mysteryone8462]

@@thepunkkingkingofthederps7686 Morbius largely flopped right out of the gate, grossing just $164 million at the global box office. Despite its iffy performance during its initial run, Sony executives decided to bring it back for a second release once the film took social media by storm for all the wrong reasons.

[@mysteryone8462]

@@thepunkkingkingofthederps7686 so they decided to release it twice because of the memes

[@LegendPurpleDragon152]

@@mysteryone8462 And the kicker? It lost to the Minions, the Rise of Gru. Twice.

[@mysteryone8462]

@@LegendPurpleDragon152 yup

[@mulleolsen]

"We're gonna need a bigger morb" sent literal shivers down my spine. Whole theater stood up and applauded

[@datadavis]

Lets take off and nuke the whole site from morbit. Its the only way to be sure.

[@drdeadbeat1604]

Originally that wasn't in the script. He's master of improvisation.

[@Jim-pq9pm]

@@drdeadbeat1604 Method acting is a disappearing art, but Leto is a master.

[@dylanjohnson4624]

@@drdeadbeat1604 morbibsprobation

[@mercuryblack]

All two of all people!

[@Maggisoo]

I loved the scene where his teachers threatened him to throw him out of school if he doesn't stop morbin. So what did he do? Instead of stopping he was morbin even harder than before, truly a genius scene.

[@haiqal5333]

This is a better idea for a scene than what's in the actual movie tbh 😂

[@SamukySan]

@@haiqal5333 ??? It's in the movie bro. Righ after the scene when he says "It's morbin time".

[@davyjones2994]

“ you won’t like me when I’m morbin “

[@GWKrae]

@@haiqal5333 ??? did u watch the movie? I’ll morb you up man

[@apseudonym]

they had a morb-off

[@DurvalLacerda]

Fun fact: this movie sold so many tickets that it forced the International Bureau of Weights and Measures to create a whole new measurement of quantity: the *Morbillion*

[@suisui5930]

The only white people metric that I fully agree being made instead of the cringe feet, fahrenheit and miles

[@nemo9509]

>metric >feet, fahrenheit and miles ???

[@frankhorriganfromfallout2]

@@suisui5930 what does this have to do with white people lol

[@davidfoldberg8004]

@@frankhorriganfromfallout2 He thinks that White people made everything.

[@bullet6140]

@@suisui5930 white people metric. Ah yes 1 African American person by one coloured is that what you want or smth?

[@cheetaro8657]

When he was diagnosed as “morbiusly a beast” I cried my eyes dry . Truly one of the scenes in film history

[@MODEST500]

What kind of High IQ joke is that.

[@onelesswitness589]

@@MODEST500 -jered Leto

[@baldmista1907]

@@MODEST500 one of the high iq jokes ever that’s for sure

[@Mizzraim]

This is one of the few good morb jokes around here.

[@BlackMetalGraffiti]

Lmao “I had two tickets for morbius in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more.” I can’t man that one made me laugh probably more than I should have.

[@محمودمحمد-ر8ج2ك]

S U S

[@dionlewis5630]

LMFAO

[@Jabranalibabry]

That one cracked me up a lot more than it should have too

[@zamirstuff]

And to think that in real life some friends invited me to the theater, I agreed to go and they bought me a ticket, but when I discovered they were planning to watch this movie, I didn't go and haven't paid them back 😅😅😅

[@6nosis]

@@zamirstuff since when does anyone “agree” to go to a theatre without knowing what your going for?! Aeyo Sony writers; is dat u?!! 💀💀stop trying to comment ironically , like yous da 666 million dolla man writing bionically. Lucky 4 u that I writes phonically as well as be shmokin trees chronically… don’t make says it!! Ahh ish too late: BET

[@ballisticboo7808]

Nice criticism but unfortunately, Morbius is the greatest piece of cinema ever, as evidenced by its box office return of 12 morbillion tickets.

[@davis3138]

he's lost his morbles

[@acetpro3338]

Didn't the people of the internet gaslight themselves into watching it?

[@Bondy222]

Imma morb you

[@TheRobag]

Correction: It has sold 20 morbillion tickets. Get your facts straight before you attempt to morb.

[@derangedcrouton1864]

It is one of the films of all time

[@NG.4769]

Jared Leto did a job as Morbius. The way he played his character made him a paycheck. The movie's special effects are able to capture our line of vision when we look at the screen, and the storytelling existed in a way that I can definitely say it affected me in some manner. I would gladly give this movie a rating, because my time spent watching it left me feeling the same way that I felt when I watched another movie. If you're interested in watching Morbius, it is a movie with things that happen on screen, people talk, and there are credits. What a job, Sony! You made a movie - it's Morbin time!

[@chickennuggets1837]

why so morbius son?

[@dkkanofkash8798]

@@chickennuggets1837 No Morbussy?

[@yetrz]

Morbius is definitely one of those movies that are very made and very acted

[@rensaudade]

to describe it, he was there 🤷‍♂️

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

"and the storytelling existed in a way that I can definitely say it affected me in some manner. " I don't know, the story seems so dry that it didn't affect me at all. >:)

[@quasarkwell4823]

"We have kids bullying disabled kids for no established reason." Sounds accurate, to be fair.

[@ARandomNerd88]

That isn't true. Kids bully disabled kids because children are unbridled forces of honesty, and when they witness the abnormality of a negative kind, they will react to it accordingly. That's basic human nature. Something many types of modernist scum want to suppress.

[@xenidus]

Yeah, that was a point that was missed. Kids can be as prejudiced and as horrible as adults for as simple a reason as in-group bias.

[@gvsd3]

Yep, this I agree, bully doesn't need any reason regardless their age

[@chrisl5582]

Yes, bullies generally attack people that look weak. They are cowards.

[@lexruptor]

As a disabled kid, can confirm, is accurate.

[@CozyVemgeance]

Morbius is such a paradox. Like seriously. It's so famous but nobody wants to go see it. It's so mediocre it's somehow unique. It's one of the most popular films on the internet right now but everyone hates it. And then the trend is to pretend to love it. You could break Hal9000 with this movie.

[@Prototype-357]

It's your fault for thinking a mere super advanced space AI would be able to comprehend Morbius, the movie of all time.

[@CozyVemgeance]

@@Prototype-357 you're right. I can't believe I even considered pitting something so juvenile against one of the movies ever made

[@michaelzane3823]

Morbius is gonna be a new “The Room”. Morb my words

[@Vixa_Jaz]

It’s the, it’s so bad, it’s good, type

[@CozyVemgeance]

@@Vixa_Jaz if I could be serious for a moment, nah. It's mediocre as fuck.

[@sombertempest4840]

“Echolocation. Or bat radar for the uninitiated.” Give the writer of this script all the awards for this genius human dialogue.

[@Drawnartist]

🤣

[@steveweast475]

They definitely did their morbwork

[@heretic3334]

Absolutely garbage line right there... I can't believe they didn't scrap/re-write it. 😬

[@ungenbunyon5548]

Thing is aswell that those notes are for himself, so he literally dumbs it down for himself

[@TOM-ro7rt]

What's wrong with this He's not talking to himself he's talking to people of the future who find his log

[@erikm8373]

I loved when he looked right at the Anti-Morb and told him "Looks like you bit off Morb than you can chew" before throwing it into the sun

[@samholt9177]

Then he morbed him while saying “I’m gonna- I’m gonna- MORB🤤”

[@vectorsahel5420]

@@samholt9177 why man

[@spaghetto9836]

You satisfied the pun monster inside me, take my like and go.

[@LuisSierra42]

The wholse anti-morb sequence was masterful

[@minalsingla6357]

@@spaghetto9836 the pun morbster*

[@ZERO4LIFE]

When he said No, I am your Morber i literally cried, it was such an unexpected deep and heartfelt scene that really touched me straight to the core.

[@valuehunter5544]

literally awoke my morbingan when he said "wake up to morbality"

[@OlafavonGoeding]

I can't tell how many of these quotes are really uttered in the movie and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

[@TheMamaluigi300]

“No… that’s not true… That’s immorbable!!”

[@Golecom2]

Friend: "I want the Morb!" Morbius: "You can't handle the Morb!!!" Best scene ever.

[@AlleonoriCat]

"If you are nothing without the Morb then you shouldn't have one!"

[@pandarabbit961]

"I am Morbius"

[@tarisoala9717]

@@pandarabbit961 "I am the one who Morbs"

[@wokeyoda96]

It’s Morbin Time

[@zalrick]

Don't forget the best line " i am immorbiteble"

[@Fours444]

Morbius was truly a life changing experience. Now however I am scared that my general cinema experience will be forever ruined as no movie could ever live up to its greatness

[@moonwhooper]

Ikr! Everything is just meh now

[@Hi-bf4ft]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5mqdpZ8gZiXaqs Finally it's here.

[@Nativefall]

morbness

[@applepie1272]

Im gonna say it, im so done with this dang meme

[@delitatactics6721]

you'll always remember the time you witnessed the greatest piece of cinema of the past 100 years

[@zed-up]

Morbius being corrected as "More BS" by subtitles is freaking hilarious.

[@oldfan4049]

XSDDDDDDD

[@kko9329]

😂😂😂

[@KeithFraser82]

[BS intensifies]

[@GimOA]

@@KeithFraser82 extremely shidding the floor

[@maizen1403]

even subtitle bully this movie xd

[@FriendshipandPonies]

When he said "Frankly my dear, I don't give a morb" my grandmother came back to life to give this movie a round of applause.

[@Erribell]

Grandmorber*

[@Midnightingeorgia]

This made me seriously bust a gut lmao

[@RazorVfx]

Amongst all the movies out there, Morbius certainly is one of them

[@need4speed5353]

Amongus

[@Hi-bf4ft]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5mqdpZ8gZiXaqs Finally it's here.

[@jordanpizano]

Wow I laughed surprisingly hard at this

[@chasehedges6775]

@@jordanpizano 💯💯💯. Same

[@spike5499]

Nice pfp lol W

[@BanjoFret]

When he said “Don’t you dare morb with me” my entire family stood up, did 6 backflips, then died. It was truly the movie.

[@oofihavenousernameideas2451]

🤣

[@Scazoid]

Then died 💀💀💀

[@thegoldengamer9315]

😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@jayplayz9080]

So random things is happening when I watch morbius?

[@erwin2869]

lmao

[@elijahbrothers224]

ill never forget the audiences reaction when he yelled out "its morbin time". Truly a masterpiece of cinema.

[@wokeyoda96]

It’s Morbin Times

[@criticalsurria6773]

We are sinners and can’t be justified before God. Nothing we do can make us worthy in God’s sight. But out of His own love He made it possible for us to be justified and therefore be worthy of Him and His kingdom. 2 Corinthians 5:21 “God made Him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in Him we might become the righteousness of God.” Jesus Christ was the perfect sinless Son of God who agreed with the Father and gave Himself as a sacrifice for our sin. He was the righteousness of God but was put to death as if He was a sinner, so sinners like us can benefit from His sacrifice and be made the righteousness of God. By having faith in Jesus Christ, the saviour of sinners, you can be cleaned and forgiven of your sin, being justified before God in the holy blood of His Son. Have a giddy ✝️💟

[@unbrokenm6817]

@@criticalsurria6773 you are not allowed to morb god here

[@MALware7170]

​@@criticalsurria6773 EVEN GOD WATCHED MORBIUS !!!!!!

[@May-Hope]

"older kids bullying a disabled kid for literally no reason" mate I don't think you're aware of how cruel kids can be

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

This and the complaint that morbius tested his abilities in a lab were the 2 biggest issues I had with this video

[@reiendowo]

What he was trying to say is that the film wants to show something about how being disabled difficults the main character, but shows the kids bullying him like if it was any other kid, not with he being disabled, like making fun of how he can't walk properly, this film is not trying to portray reality like "kids can be so cruel sometimes", it's showing a motivation for the character to not be disabled, because he gets bullied, that's what I think he was trying to say

[@Eskaite]

@@reiendowo but the kids are specifically shown to be mocking the main characters for the way they walk and calling them freaks.

[@criticalthinker3262]

In the movie they walk to the hospital to point up at the window and laugh. Cruel, sure, but honestly it's just weird lol

[@totallyormalpinoyguy1998]

Breeding

[@t.c.bramblett617]

I've paid to see Morbius 38 times. 16 other times I snuck in and left money on the seat. 25 other times I paid twice to get in. Basically my only criticism of the movie is that I never quite got the 5 minutes of extra Morbing I needed after becoming desensitized. The only cure is a Morbius sequel.

[@RHR199X]

Well it’s apparently been confirmed

[@onouphrios]

More-bius

[@niggardlylad2008]

Soyfacing rn bro

[@dkoykoala1488]

Its not enough morbin time.

[@rampagepotato4307]

Cringe.

[@susragejr477]

The internet turning Morbius into a meme legend is one of the most hysterical things I've ever witnessed

[@SamukySan]

He morb himself into a pickle, funniest thing I ever seen

[@susragejr477]

@@SamukySan he turned himself into venom

[@geraldsorenson6073]

It is incredible to witness. basically memers are taking the place of film critics in tweaking the public opinion on a movie.

[@TheGreatPM1]

Honestly, I hate it. It's not even funny anymore, it's irritating because of how overused it is.

[@susragejr477]

@@TheGreatPM1 well that’s your loss. Sorry dud

[@TheRTDZ]

This movie could have worked if they took a “breaking bad” angle. If Morbius was shown to be obsessed with keeping a squeaky clean PR image, even when the body count was piling up, we could have had a tragic tale of what happens when you try to cover up your mistakes.

[@sadsworth4605]

NONONO it's like saying Child baby boy would THINK about creating a masterpiece art they just can never get the idea

[@remix4098]

So vampire American Psycho?

[@ridwana4037]

A Marvel movie with a nuance? Why? It's just a comic book movie. - Some old executive on Sony

[@Few_dinner]

@@remix4098 yes

[@jtho8937]

@@remix4098 Very nice, let's see Michael Morbius's card.

[@emilia732]

This movie is an absolute masterpiece.I like how it's not just about 'morbi-me' or 'morbi-you', it's about 'morbi-us'

[@buggobricks]

No matter how absolutely stupid that joke is...... it’s still hilarious for some reason 😂😂😂.

[@bluebandit471]

I really liked the part when bad guy said "This is maddness" and Morbius replied "This is Morb" and kicked him into the well. Overall despite all the criticism I still would say that Morbius is very movie.

[@NWB-NerdyWhileBlack]

Morbness, wouldve been cooler.

[@fhadilnahal9556]

THIS IS MORBIUS!!

[@anasdomain9994]

Mighty morbin morbius

[@ArcturusOTE]

If you're being held hostage, blink 3 times

[@roastchicken401]

I can't wait for the This Is MORBIUS remixes

[@bZman]

I will never forget the scene when he yells out its “its morbin time!” And then was joined by 4 other vampires with different color scheme and they summoned their morbazord to battle against the giant monster

[@haseebrehman7334]

Sounds like an Indian Punjabi video song

[@wokeyoda96]

It’s Morbin Time

[@joziequervoyo]

That happened? Wth?! 🤣

[@TheFunnyDictator]

@@joziequervoyo Why? Please reply to me!

[@criticalsurria6773]

We are sinners and can’t be justified before God. Nothing we do can make us worthy in God’s sight. But out of His own love He made it possible for us to be justified and therefore be worthy of Him and His kingdom. 2 Corinthians 5:21 “God made Him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in Him we might become the righteousness of God.” Jesus Christ was the perfect sinless Son of God who agreed with the Father and gave Himself as a sacrifice for our sin. He was the righteousness of God but was put to death as if He was a sinner, so sinners like us can benefit from His sacrifice and be made the righteousness of God. By having faith in Jesus Christ, the saviour of sinners, you can be cleaned and forgiven of your sin, being justified before God in the holy blood of His Son. Have a giddy ✝️💟

[@benjaminarnold51]

The biggest problem with Morbius is that it is clear that Sony tried to put the character into a traditional superhero movie format. A character whose origin had him waking up every 20 minutes to find himself surrounded by corpses. The character should have had a horror movie.

[@zabi_aka]

Sounds like moon knight 😀

[@glebbokhan9777]

@@zabi_aka Which they also fucked up... different "they" but still

[@jaylencoats2610]

Finally a comment that isn’t joking for the millionth time

[@crypt5129]

@@jaylencoats2610 *morbillionth

[@amauriherrera6022]

I honestly thought they were doing this originally. In the cartoon Morbius is a mix of hero/horror tone for the episodes he comes on. This was the perfect excuse to break the MCU mold of Marvel = forced jokes every minute. This would make Sony relevant competition as the producer of edgy Marvel content. Like actual Good Edgy content

[@Dinoakin991]

I think a weak personality isn’t inherently bad- as long as they eventually move past it. Or even then, if they are weak as a person but transform into a “strong personality” when he morbs- that could also be a good way to show that he is more interesting.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Dennis: You can't have a shallow... unmotivated character- and an and- every shot just an exposition setting up the next shot and still expect- Sony: Move past it, just move past it

[@OneMadApple]

"Are you a doctor?" "I am a doctor." ....Oh, yeah. That's a real masterclass in dialogue right there. Cut, print, ready to shoot.

[@nathaniel04]

I am a Marvel Legend. "It's Morbin' time!" *Pre-order the Blu-ray 4k UltraHD version of Morbius releasing on June 14th.* _- Dr. Morbius_ #Morbius #SummerOfMorbius #MorbiusSweep (Morb on brother!)

[@kunaikai]

We in the biz call that rule “show don’t tell”. he should the audience he was a doctor by telling them.

[@ZedElite]

It was "Do you need a doctor?"

[@OneMadApple]

@@ZedElite Then they need to fire their sound mixer, as well as the person who thought that delivering the line, "I am a doctor," in the same overdramatic tone that one might say "I am Batman," would result in anything but a massive, audience-wide cringe.

[@kevinlow69420]

@@kunaikai he should point to his PhD

[@RIGAUX_]

It’s like you haven’t seen morbius, we all know the phrase “it’s morbin time” and how it instantly became a masterpiece overall 100000000 morbid points outta 10.

[@diatribeeverything]

I think more fundamentally nobody likes Jared Leto the person. He comes off as a self-important nobody that is fake. It doesn't matter the role, he'll fuck it up.

[@Draezeth]

For real though, what is the deal with this "Morbin' time" meme?

[@RIGAUX_]

@@Draezeth he says it in the movie

[@clarity-argent2913]

@@RIGAUX_ i watched the movie 3 times and have yet to see that scene

[@OrangeNOrange]

"I am the morb"

[@mr.cobalt1668]

I remember Morbius from the old Spiderman animated series and his story made (moderately) more sense there. He wasn't an established doctor, he was a medical student at the same prestigious university Spider-Man went to; he had immigrated to America specifically to *become* a doctor so he could find a cure for a bloodborne disease that plagued his homeland and killed his younger brother. His plan was to use vampire bats as a possible source of a cure, since they were commonplace back home and proved immune to the disease, so he hoped he could somehow find a way to transfer that immunity to humans. Meanwhile, Spidey was having some impromptu blood tests done to see why his powers were acting wonky and "hid" his samples somewhere Morbius ended up mistaking them as part of his own experiments, and when the latter found out about his hybrid DNA and how much it enhanced him, he couldn't resist. Long story short he ended up replicating the same process that gave Spider-Man his spider powers to enhance himself with vampire bat DNA, and it pretty much went horribly wrong. Also he was a tragic villain whose motivations alternated between "get away with eating people" and "fix myself having to eat people" during night and day, respectively.

[@chrisgund88]

if you'd replace Spiderman blood sample with black market mystery chemical even a revenge plot could be added in Stick to the source if you can't di it better

[@targusmacintosh7506]

"THE MORB YOU KNOW"

[@popopop984]

That actually seems sad and interesting, and could almost be a revenge story with how Spiderman kind of poisoned the dude. You can't just leave chemicals or samples around carelessly.

[@fluffierthenafox2766]

So he was trying to fix the situation yharnam was in, in bloodborne got it.

[@sportyjhf5Q]

That's a possibly more suitable plot for the movie. Lure out spiderman, attack him, the audience is shown flashbacks and montages of morbius' life and how he got to where he is WHILE morbius is attacking spiderman and vowing to make spiderman come up with a cure for him, spiderman finds a weak spot in that moment and escapes, morbius gives chase but the sun's rising so he too leaves, the whole movie is about spiderman finding out who morbius is while he is being attacked by him, the fight scenes are brutal and horrifying, the revelation of morbius' identity and backstory makes peter repentful and sympathetic of what happened to morbius, when morbius pounces on and attacks spiderman one final time his love interest can come in and stop him, she fails due to morbius accidentally killing her and he stops attacking altogether, he mourns his love interest's death and leaves spiderman alone, spiderman promises to find a cure to morbius' vampirism and overall bloodborne disease, but morbius tells him not to hold his breath and apologizes to spiderman for what he did, end credits.

[@pomsYt]

When he says "Sometimes when you cage the Morb, the Morb gets angry" I stood up and stole a car as the entire theatre got pregnant, it was truly a masterpiece.

[@averymerlo4499]

That part where Morbius came out for the shadow and yelled “It’s Morbin Time, get ready to be Morbed” I knew it was a complete masterpiece

[@ORIONVIIXI]

bro that part literally shook my morb I think I morbed myself

[@DeuxExNoir]

He didn't say that.

[@cyrolion1121]

@@DeuxExNoir He did

[@plasticchairguy6471]

@@DeuxExNoir 🤓

[@laporte1625]

I haven't seen the movie, but I have trouble believing they would have him say something THAT stupid... they really did?

[@madisonblackmusic]

When he got the Infinity Morbs and said “now reality can be whatever I morb” sent shivers down my asscrack. Cinematic Masterpiece

[@jequirity1]

Morbsterpiece

[@user-ns4zm8qe9p]

Morbnifigant

[@sunnychoudhary8833]

Morbazing

[@redbaron827]

Morbrilliant

[@insertsound9059]

Morbvelous

[@vedarovski4110]

The problem with criticizing Morbius is that you need to watch it.

[@MarioGoatse]

I'm not even convinced that it actually exists. Nobody can prove that they've really seen it.

[@CaptainPhantom6]

@@MarioGoatse it’s like an Elder Scroll, you lose your eyesight as a result of seeing it

[@cloudy5340]

@@CaptainPhantom6 I kAm Komfirn I w3ñt tø watçh ït

[@Ozraptor4]

@@CaptainPhantom6 that’s why you have a morb priest watch it for you. They devote their lives, training their minds and bodies, to watch Morbius and interpret what they see into prophetic film-critique at the cost of their eyesight.

[@crizzy265]

ive watched it but bro.... im unable to like this as much as other people do

[@Reelverse143]

Cant wait for “how to get bullied by the internet part 2” with Madame Web 😂

[@DuduCosmin]

The one thing I disagree is the idea that kids wouldn't bully a disabled kid for no reason. That does actually happen a lot.

[@dman6261]

False, kids also have reasons to be cruel (usually look at their home, or other relationships they have), not just because. How do you answered to something different is a learned behavior from family and society overall

[@DuduCosmin]

@@dman6261 Not really. The "in group-out group" mentality is very much naturally occurring and animosity towards people outside of your group is natural. Wrong, but natural. To some extent you can influence what people see as "their group", but naturally anyone who's not like them is out of their group

[@blusafe1]

@@DuduCosmin So....you just explained a reason for the bullying. The in-out is artificial.

[@neoniintention4536]

Oh, you're wrong. They will find a reason. Like, "Why is he here, he's disabled. He shouldn't be here schooling with me." This kind of reason. Literally anything to be a reason to bully em.

[@DuduCosmin]

@@blusafe1 It's not artificial, it's a natural tendency. It may very in the details depending on circumstances but there's nothing artificial about it

[@Shiftarus]

I used to think Morbius was the greatest character ever written… but something about Surfshark as a character really resonates with me. He is the hero we need, but don’t deserve.

[@lazylonewolf]

Wait until he achives his Super Surfshark 3 form

[@zato-1766]

Hey finally a joke about this movie that isn't "Morbius is so good it made Xmorbillion dollars" or "I did X awed reaction when Morbius said 'It's Morbin time'"

[@skaetur1]

Brought to you by Burger King.

[@rentstoohigh1587]

Morbtastic

[@ABC-ik9vj]

@@zato-1766 these are funny so doesn't matter

[@brandothefish]

Dude when Morbius Parker turned to the camera and whispered out "With great Morber comes great ResponsiMorbity" I had CHILLS. I couldn't even believe what I was seeing. We are truly living in a vampire superhero movie renaissance. I hope when the A.I. of the future look at human history, they recognize this as the pinnacle of human achievement.

[@BigPuddin]

"With great Morb comes great morbidity." Said Mighty Morbo. Then Morboline proceeded to shit his pants and die.

[@luckyblockyoshi]

I hope they recognize that Morbius was one of the movies of all time.

[@mrhobo4866]

He is not vemon

[@user-sj4uf4ze2w]

@@mrhobo4866 he is a mervel legend

[@TimohaNorveg]

When he said "I’m going to make him a morb he can’t refuse" I clapped with the whole audience at the cinema. Truly on of the movies of all time

[@Војке]

Morbfather reference👍🏻

[@Sephiroso.]

All your points were spot on except the one about kids needing a reason to bully a disabled kid. Kids can be cruel, they don't need some underlying reason to be cruel to kids who appear as different than normal.

[@oldcowbb]

Kids are cruel jack

[@andy5570]

@@oldcowbb and i'm very in touch with my inner child

[@lukecalumlyonwrath7723]

Memes

[@bayronhicks3132]

After two years of pandemic, bullying is at the peak in schools. So yeah, I have heard terrible thing these last months about children.

[@dup1237]

@@oldcowbb I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

[@Scrubermensch]

Love it when villain says "You can't do this, this is brutality!" And Michael the man Morbius replies "No, this is a MORBALITY"

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

How could leave out the villian's chilling death cry as Morbius tossed him off a cliff: YOUSOGAAAAAAAAAAAY. I was literally shaking when thata happened.

[@MixmasterCorn]

He was avenging his partner after she died.....oh sorry spoilers to that scene but it was really daring so I had to.

[@elviejomonca4719]

Haha Mortal Kombat 4 reference

[@satansjihad6353]

Too bad YOU... will die.

[@NennysProkuktions]

I loved the part when Morb was dressed up as that Morbius guy from the marvel comics. Really made it the movie. Also, the script was.

[@2Fab4Uowo]

​@@grimsquad273 That's the joke. The script was meaning the script existed lol

[@rosarialeah]

It's funny that CGI from Pirates still holds up, but Morbius somehow manages to look worse. Like... Davy Jones still looks incredible even by today's standards

[@ThanatorRider]

Somehow every time he Morbs out, the vampire face looks different. Like they couldn’t settle on a design.

[@seekeroftheway]

This movie was set up to fail by spiteful producers, true story

[@Seasonal-Shadow_4674]

@@seekeroftheway 17:45-19:24 So Filmento you are saying that people who bully disabled kids always have a reason? They just can't bully people for the sake of it sometimes? And why do they need a reason that is "realistically" justified? So there has never been a person or instance where they bullied a disabled kid "just because" and always had some morally complex or "realistically" justified reason? Why is it unrealistic that some people be jerks for the sake of it?

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

@@Seasonal-Shadow_4674 you, uh, put a reply under the wrong comment? Or was there a deleted reply

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Well, as we know, in California competence is the fastest ticket out the door. So it's not surprising that Hollywood's CGI departments on on the down and down...

[@mars_12345]

The big issue is that characters like Morbius or Venom were, canonically, villainous in the beginning. So, in order to tell better story with a real character development that fits the original material, we would need the first movie to introduce such villain, second to make a transition, third to end a redemption arc. Could something like this happen? Should it? Or better just make a series? Or even better - maybe keep a secondary characters secondary and just put them in main heroes movies?

[@leileyaravencroft]

This is true. The problem is they don’t want to spend the time doing it properly. So they smash-cut everything together and expect people to be happy with the results of such shotty work.

[@Dookieman1975]

As good as it was it could’ve been a bit better. Milo should be more of a technician and Morbius likes anatomy more. Morbius was bullied because he would kill animals and dissect them. Milo didn’t like either but defends Morbius. As adults Morbius is working on synthetic blood by studying cells and genetics and Milo is his tech savvy partner. Morbius gets all the credit and Milo feels under appreciated. Morbius likes the admiration and doesn’t do anything about it. He’s dating Martine and is a bit neglectful. Morbius gets the cure and is now a vampire, but he doesn’t want to use it to cure others, he likes the power and doesn’t want anyone else to have it. He uses synthetic blood but it isn’t going to keep him going for long and he’ll need the real stuff. He attacks an entire crew on the ship and drinks real blood and realizes it’s more nourishing and addictive. With his power comes a superiority complex and he treats Martine as more of an object and refuses to tell Milo about the cure. Milo, Martine, and the police (who have been investigating the sailor murders) eventually find out its all connected to Morbius and the police attempt to stop him while he attacks the gang. He feasts on all of them and leaves to womanize and have a good time with Martine. Milo (who is dying) realizes how Morbius is able to walk and takes the cure. Morbius sees this as a threat to his superiority and (reluctantly) kills Milo (who uses his powers to defend himself) Martine sees the fight and tries to expose Morbius but is also killed mercilessly. Morbius sees all this as a betrayal and not him choosing his own ego and superiority complex over those he loved.

[@auliamate]

@@Dookieman1975 now thats a movie!

[@mayankbisht7691]

Ok make them a villain like Joker or Patrik Bateman

[@Dookieman1975]

@@auliamate Milo helps Morbius as kids but Morbius can’t even do the same for him years later

[@bunkydoes8048]

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna morb." That line hit me so hard.

[@DonRoyalX]

Bro what the living morb. I’ve been scrolling for ages laughing reading so many morb quotes and trying to come up with one. I came up with “life is like a box of morblates”, thought “I wonder if anyones done this” then see urs literally immediately. I think I’m morbing

[@Unhingeddirtdog]

@@DonRoyalX great morbs think alike

[@DonRoyalX]

@@Unhingeddirtdog morb morbs morb amorb

[@demonsuckafucka6828]

That line had me thinking 🤔

[@planescaped]

Ooooh.... Somebody _morb_ me!

[@AlirioAguero2]

The trope I am REALLY tired of seeing are the childhood bullies. I'm not talking about an occasional specific case that is motivated and drives the plot. I'm talking about whenever we have a primary school or high-school aged character, they are always randomly picked on (sometimes verbally, but in most cases, physically) by several older and/or bigger children with no apparent reason. The only reason why the majority of these scenes are there is to establish that the character is an outcast, and that we feel sorry for them. There is no other reason why 95% of these scenes are in a movie, and almost every story following kids or teens has them. There's little creativity in placing who the bullies are, what's their motivation, or even the diversity of the methods they use in bullying. It's always the same story: One primary bully, 2-3 sidekicks, mostly all bigger and / or older than their victim, they come out of nowhere, push them down, throw their stuff on the floor, make a stupid joke, and then leave. Why is it even in the film is both puzzling and annoying.

[@artist0154]

thats how it works irl idk man

[@river_brook]

@@artist0154 It works like that IRL in some cases, and none of the other ways it happens ever show up on film

[@ekulton1902]

Morbullying

[@goose7215]

@@artist0154 not really. You'd be more likely to see a 4th grader bullying a smaller 4th grader. Not someone in high school bullying a middle schooler. Bullies do stuff that would make them see cool or funny not make them a outcast and a laughingstock.

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

And it's always white kids bullying minorities or LGBT kids..can't tell u the last time I watched a movie where the black kids bullied a white kid

[@minesguy]

The movie was trying to make Morbius killing people a motivation to cure himself from being a vampire, but anytime he killed some one the movie made sure to point out that they were 'Bad' people. It would have been more interesting and more of a horror move if when he lost control he killed innocent people.

[@tankertbone1944]

What about the nurse?

[@ShadowAshe]

@@tankertbone1944 That was Milo

[@tankertbone1944]

@@ShadowAshe I thought it was him I just really never payed attention the whole movie

[@ShadowAshe]

@@tankertbone1944 Yeah I don't blame you, I blanked out though 90% of the film lol

[@minesguy]

@@tankertbone1944 When I watch it I was so excited that he might have killed the nurse. So It was really deflating when it turned out to be Milo.

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Unfun fact: After this movie bombed, Sony realized that there was a problem. Was the problem that shoehorning in a cinematic universe to ride the decaying coattails of the MCM (Marvel Cinematic Multiverse) isn't a good idea? No. The conclusion they came to is: "Vampire movies aren't cool anymore"... Yes, really. After they came to that asinine conclusion they cancelled planned Dracula and Nosferatu movies because of this. So yeah...

[@luisj908]

The Hellsing Family would be proud

[@Hi-bf4ft]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5mqdpZ8gZiXaqs Finally it's here.

[@superheronebil]

I mean Marvel will be making "Blade" soon so idk. Maybe that movie will be successful

[@kongmengyang1098]

Here's a fun fact: if you make a good movie, people will watch it.

[@bluecanine3374]

Yeah, that's basically how the people who fund movie projects think. They don't see quality, which to be fair can be a subjective thing, they see it as IPs, genres and names attached. They try to bring back westerns as a genre and it fails. Must be because it's a western. A sure thing safe bet genre movie fails? Must be nobody wants to see those actors or directors anymore. Etc etc. It's like they are trying to work by some basic algorithm.

[@drdeadbeat1604]

"A Morbini, shaken not stirred" Stood up and clapped when I heard it

[@padoraye]

The name's ius. Morb ius.

[@beatsalgado]

Kajajajaja this is the funniest one so far

[@furrycircuitry2378]

@@padoraye unironically the best one of the lot thanks for sharing! 😄

[@furrycircuitry2378]

@@padoraye in fact it's so good I'm willing to send you money to get you a beer

[@skyeplus]

When he said "I am the one who Morbs, Martine!" the audience burst into cheers. Some men were crying. Unbelievable experience.

[@snowrexilium]

Morbius was peak cinematic experience. It makes you laugh, it makes you cry. I never saw any movie as complete as Morbius. My favorite part was when Morbius finally accept himself of what he is and confronts the antagonist while saying "It's Morbin time!"

[@ZybakTV]

To be fair you do have to have a high IQ and understand all the nuances and complexities to truly appreciate Morbius.

[@linkofvev]

Someone get the copypasta.

[@tobyrightenger9748]

You need to have an IQ and understand nuance and complexity to truly watch Morbius.

[@ZybakTV]

@@tobyrightenger9748 Most people will never reach this point sadly.

[@SivaExperiment]

Yeah like the nuances of when he said “it’s morbin time”

[@HermitKing731]

I turned myself into a Morbius, Morty! It's Morbin time!

[@timothybrown5999]

The part when he was on the walkie talkie and said “Yippie Kai Yay, MorberF*ckers!” made the entire audience spontaneously combust in their seats.

[@TheDweeb002]

This joke didn't Morb well

[@i.d.9754]

How did they survive being lit on fire?

[@concorde837]

Hilarious and original.

[@cocoduck7745]

the he ascended into morbheaven and became morbgod

[@craigsteward1166]

6:55 I kinda disagree on this, you can have a main character that doesn’t seek conflict and still somehow involve them in these intense situations you just need to make it believable or at the very least interesting

[@courtneythompson6179]

You can but also consider the genre as well

[@ThomasFFoolery8383]

When he said “YOU SHALL NOT MORB!!!” My blood was literally on fire.

[@GWKrae]

ooooouu u felt the morb didnt ya

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

Bro you got the blessing from the formless morbther in the theatre. You are now Mohrb, Lord of Blood

[@henryolsen8232]

I’m confident the One Ring couldn’t handle even one morb from Morbius

[@DrFresh-gh6ri]

The endfight was soooo freaking cool. My favourite part was when he was in full morb mode screaming "Morb Smash" as he kicked the badguys mother back in time, killing her 30 years ago so she never gave birth to him. I couldn't help crying, it was so emotional.

[@runningcommentary2125]

It's a shame that this movie didn't do so well financially, because I want them to make a sequel where he really does say 'It's Morbin' time' before taking out, or rather 'Morbing' a room full of goons.

[@MrKing-771]

With all the internet attention it will very likely get a sequal

[@grandangus5285]

It actually went over the threshold financially for both advertisements and production so the chances are actually likely

[@legoyoda9782]

It's hilarious and ironic how hated comic book movies have become, and that originally this movie was a testament to how over saturated and dull the movie industry has gotten with superhero media, and now it's probably going to get a sequel due to people hate watching it.

[@xomi9722]

@@legoyoda9782 but the problem isn't about too much comic book movies, the problem is that it's a godawful movie

[@AtheistPirate]

When all those subway car passengers got between Morbius -- badly hurt and in no shape to fight -- and the villain and said, "If you want him, you'll have to go through all morbillion of us!", I cried harder than I ever thought possible. Truly a masterpiece of cinema.

[@baryonyxwalkeri329]

Honestly I think that the reason behind all the memes surrounding Morbius is the fact that people are just simply tired of shitty, poorly written and comedy forced blockbuster movies (a.k.a. Venom let there be carnage)

[@guccifer764]

But it’ll make money in China, so Sony will never learn their lesson

[@troncho1385]

Also because the name is ducking stupid

[@janwierzbicki3663]

Also people were making fun of the movie for being advertised as a certified marvel legend

[@TheB0sss]

@@guccifer764 avengers is also super popular in china though, right? You don't need to make shitty movies to be popular in China

[@TooToo246]

I think the way Sony is looking at these Marvel movies as if they're making a marvel cartoon or a marvel vidrogame

[@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein]

I liked the part when the bad guy called Morbius and said "Is this Morbius?" and Morbius replied "No this is the krusty krab"

[@lucasgoodwin280]

“No this is Patrick”

[@eldritchkitty2396]

😂👏😂

[@criticalsurria6773]

We are sinners and can’t be justified before God. Nothing we do can make us worthy in God’s sight. But out of His own love He made it possible for us to be justified and therefore be worthy of Him and His kingdom. 2 Corinthians 5:21 “God made Him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in Him we might become the righteousness of God.” Jesus Christ was the perfect sinless Son of God who agreed with the Father and gave Himself as a sacrifice for our sin. He was the righteousness of God but was put to death as if He was a sinner, so sinners like us can benefit from His sacrifice and be made the righteousness of God. By having faith in Jesus Christ, the saviour of sinners, you can be cleaned and forgiven of your sin, being justified before God in the holy blood of His Son. Have a giddy ✝️💟

[@qJusy]

@@criticalsurria6773 u know spreading the word of God wont work when the comment section is full of morbs right?

[@amish249]

@@criticalsurria6773 is this from the morbible

[@MsElViktor]

I've watched Morbius at least 66 times so far. 3 times every day. In the film you get to see how Dr. Michael Morbius manages his illness of a rare blood disorder. And it's evident that no CGI was actually used in the film. All of it is real. Definitely the most underrated movie of all time.

[@Jimbo1221]

You gotta watch it 600 more times!

[@itsgionnie]

66 is a newbie number try 345 morbillion time next

[@DavidPoddany]

- Certified “Morb” Bryan Cranston

[@NexusKin]

I thought the best aspect of it was the dilemma of Dr. Morbius wanting to still be a good guy after he injected himself with the "cure," including drinking synthetic blood he created, but knowing that he would eventually be forced to drink actual human blood. It really made the scenes where he ended up morbing on everyone a lot more compelling.

[@orangeapples]

Jared Leto wants to really get in the head of his characters to give a better performance. For this role he removed a chromosome from his DNA.

[@midegola5623]

about the part where the kids bully the disabled kids, because reasons. that 100% happened at my school. slow kids and a kid that had a leg that bent in ward was bullied pretty much non stop. no one needs a reason to be an asshole. fuck being different is more then enough for some ppl.

[@DarkTemplar981]

Let's not forget that kids also bully disabled adults too

[@beanieweenie1349]

I just watched Morbius, and if I'm being honest, it might just be one of the movies ever made, I was in my seat the entire time while I was watching

[@valtteriitsjames4534]

@@GrayVaaler to walk out of the cinema

[@mariatereza9721]

"early 2000's" is the best way to describe Morbius in my opinion, I think the movie wasn't necessarily bad, it was just a collection of cliches that we've seen before, even the blue filter in the movie screams early 2000's vibe

[@felipecosta-kv2fx]

Maybe it would have been consisted good if it was released in the 2000s

[@thewisemonarch1704]

What if that's the point of the movie to be made, A love letter to that era. Isn't jared leto a bit of that himself.

[@yourshadows3362]

I agree

[@citizenvulpes4562]

@@thewisemonarch1704 ...who wants to be nostalgic for one of the worst and most awkward times in superhero movies?

[@thewisemonarch1704]

@@citizenvulpes4562 original spiderman trilogy and batman nolan trilogy?

[@unknownvariable9239]

Even Martin Scorsese was amazed at the director of Morbius. This film could be nominated for an Oscar award. It is truly on of the movies of all time, and will be definitely remembered as that.

[@imaginefun13]

I'm so far gone that I thought this said Martin Scorbius

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

@@imaginefun13 the film was so morb martin scorbius changed his name. Truly a groundbreaking master piece

[@morbiuscrystal4875]

Watch more movies son of Roman Polanski & Martin Scorsese.

[@morbiuscrystal4875]

And make sure to ask your papa Martin Scorsese about 2009 Oscars.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

@@morbiuscrystal4875 Did you say Roman Scorbanski?

[@recklessroges]

I agree with all of that except the "children bullying for no reason", because when on the receiving end of bullying it always feels needless.

[@madalinam6183]

I was just thinking about this. Being weaker is often all the reason a bully needs to bully someone.

[@Ididitlikethis2079]

This is quite possibly the most Morbius movie i've ever seen. It had story and characters.

[@daudimasinde6280]

The one thing that stood out to me when I watched it was that it is a movie

[@gavrielshemesh7825]

Jared Leto did no acting in morbius movie. Morbius just possessed him and used him as a vessel for this amazing story. There is no cgi or or green screens. It has hidden cameras watching morbius and crew’s every move. This movie should be free so everyone can see this masterpiece.

[@eduardoenriquelopezrodrigu726]

as others had pointed out, one of the biggest flaws of Morbius is that tries really hard to be a superhero movie instead of a supervillain origin story

[@Ynot_maker]

Yes yes

[@someguywithaquestionablese9465]

"Did you just morb inside your stepsister" that line alone is the only thing keeping me alive

[@ramenchilli]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SubSilence]

The scene where he asked his stepsister "do you want some morb?" really got me morbing hard

[@AlexandreOliveira-ei5ig]

What are you doing stepmorb?

[@HowToChangeName]

Maybe dont commit unmorb cohabitation

[@zinnahsayarmahmud]

Dude wtf 😂

[@matnat21]

That scene at 6:49 when Morbius says “time to go morbed, scarlet witch” was a truly cinematic masterpiece. I shed a tear at this wonderfully crafted scene that Martin Scorsese could never achieve. After thoughtful reflection and meditating, that specific scene gave me a new purpose in life. Thank you Sony for injecting this masterpiece into my life

[@Ironbattlemace]

"Scarlet tits, this is morbus, surrender" Best dialogue.

[@zathary564]

@@Ironbattlemace ayo bro? 🤨

[@Makima-l6d]

@@Ironbattlemace 🤨

[@chuviis3508]

@@Ironbattlemace 🤨🤨🤨

[@Drew3966]

What the fuck are you talking about

[@RetroTaylor94]

When the movie concluded, the crowd lost their minds. I clapped until my fingernails flew off, one mother ate her child's face while he sang something in Latin. Finally the horde of shrieking and crying audience members descended into a full frenzy, killing and eating and fucking. It was passion and fury.

[@Dennis-bg7ml]

💀

[@philiamii]

Sounds like they morbed pretty hard.

[@megapunchboy]

Looks like high grade morbidity

[@niklausvonhouck4320]

Did you happen to watch it on the Event Horizon?

[@michaelknox3715]

@@niklausvonhouck4320 LIBERATE ME, EX INFERNIS!!!!

[@karelkana9357]

I think what really resonated with me from this film was when Morbius said "it's morbin time". Truly awe inspiring line and delivery

[@MrHartApart]

I was absolutely MORBED when that happened. 10/Morb.

[@TheFunnyDictator]

Right! Please reply to me!

[@criticalsurria6773]

We are sinners and can’t be justified before God. Nothing we do can make us worthy in God’s sight. But out of His own love He made it possible for us to be justified and therefore be worthy of Him and His kingdom. 2 Corinthians 5:21 “God made Him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in Him we might become the righteousness of God.” Jesus Christ was the perfect sinless Son of God who agreed with the Father and gave Himself as a sacrifice for our sin. He was the righteousness of God but was put to death as if He was a sinner, so sinners like us can benefit from His sacrifice and be made the righteousness of God. By having faith in Jesus Christ, the saviour of sinners, you can be cleaned and forgiven of your sin, being justified before God in the holy blood of His Son. Have a giddy ✝️💟

[@zafool4997]

I never went to see this movie. I heard from the news that when Morbis said “Let’s Morbin”, an entire theatre full of people shivered, jumped up, spun around like a tornado for 68 seconds, and then kneeled over dead. That could been me.

[@nobby3265]

🤣🤣🤣

[@miketaggard309]

Similar thing happened here, I went to the cinema to watch this, once the main character said “it’s morbin time!”, the spectators went wild. Everyone started screaming, pulling eachother’s hairs and peeling the skin on their faces. There were no survivors.

[@thekiller7994]

I heard at my theater, everyone’s faces started melting like Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark when Morbius said “It’s Morbin time”

[@NavyPanther54]

"to morb or not to morb, that is the question" I was so glad to see some Shakespearean influence in this movie as well. It truly has everything

[@buggobricks]

All the world is but a movie theater, and us men and women merely Morbers.

[@nicodemusedwards6931]

The answer is always to Morb.

[@KroggandMohawk]

When his friend asked him "Morbius! What is best in life?" And he replied "To Morb your enemies, see them Morbin before you, and hear the Morbintations of their women!" I literally shit myself out of fear.

[@cameronspence4977]

That was truly one of the lines of all time in a movie! And I think this says a lot of things about how much of a movie this was. I loved the inspiration for the writers to come up with a quote like this, truly a 11/10 classic Morbius Moment!

[@domi7411]

I’m sorry but you’re wrong. Morbius sold 450 morbillion tickets in its opening week. The morbers speak for themselves. Truly a cinematic morbsterpiece. It had an emorbtional ending and don’t even get me started on the incredibly clever one liner: “it’s morbin time.” It left me wanting morb.

[@athleticnrg1310]

LMFAO

[@spoompls42069]

“Morbsterpiece” 🤣💀

[@kylerswamp1075]

I agreed with everything except “they bullied a handicapped kid for no apparent reason.” I don’t know about you but I remember that being disabled in ANY way was WAY more than enough for most kids to bully somebody. I really don’t get what was meant by that point. Maybe younger people now don’t experience bullying as much as we used to but I’m sure that any disability is still liable to get picked on by certain kids now. Plenty

[@aidangreen7006]

This was the movie I’ve ever seen. The 300 morbilion worldwide gross was definitely warranted. Can’t wait for the sequels, hopefully KRAVEN THE HUNTER reaches similar heights of cinematic mastery

[@SSJofZ]

Kraven will sell 200 Kravenillion tickets 🔥🔥

[@wishub]

@@SSJofZ poopy Uchiha

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Please tell me Sony isn't gonna make a Kraven solo movie.

[@anwzdewan6969]

@@MegaManXPoweredUp they're already working on it lol. The shooting has started.

[@deadschooled]

@@SSJofZ “Kravillion” was the joke you were looking for…. joke killer

[@DrBeauHightower]

Venom 2 and Morbius. Better than godfather 1 and 2. Well done Sony

[@robinthebobin6537]

Honestly after the fine visual art piece that is "The Emoji Movie", I didnt think Sony could ever outdo themselves. But boy, this Ven-bius universe is a masterpiece

[@khullaasaand]

Hmmmmm.... All I see is a chiro being salty because Morbius can crack it's own bones. You will never be as morb as the film🤣 oh gawd can't contain laughter from the vid and comments

[@khullaasaand]

He's just got too much morbility in his joints Doc🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donttrustme6262]

@@robinthebobin6537 Hey some of their movies are some of the best... some.

[@mysteryman3054]

What's wrong with venom 2? I thought it was pretty fine. Not incredible but definitely not Morbius level

[@thetopcats.9154]

I was really emotionally moved when Morbius yelled "Stand back, I am beginning to morb!" and then he morbed all over those guys. What passion! Real talk, I get the feeling Morbius is one of those movies people are going to be talking about for a long time, but not for any of the reasons Sony was hoping for. In the end, it is they who got morbed.

[@spinomitegames9000]

I wish we had gotten two scenes especially. One where he regrets killing those people on the basis of the Hippocratic Oath. And one where he just is in awe of the fact that he can walk and won't die soon.

[@adriannaranjo4397]

The fact they're gonna make a streaming exclusive sequel because of all the memes is the best joke that came from this movie

[@fernandosegovia8806]

So is that an actual joke or is it legit?

[@Hi-bf4ft]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5mqdpZ8gZiXaqs Finally it's here.

[@shawerful5209]

Its a joke, right? *Right?*

[@Windwalker88]

So your telling me this gets a sequel but Dredd still has no sequel in sight?

[@Lapeno456]

id go watch it, i hope everyone starts screaming in the theaters worldwide like with no way home. It will be the new "The Room"

[@thehumancomet]

I wanted Morbius to be the anti-hero he was in the comics: slaughtering gangsters and hunting killers. But Sony outdid my expectations: making a 90 minute movie about a guy staying indoors and sucking artificial blood aaaaall the time. Brilliant. Why make a horror version of the Punisher when you can see him drinking blue blood all the time? Greatest film of all time. By the same writing team behind the Academy Award winning Gods of Egypt. Game over, Marvel.

[@valletas]

I hate how sony is taking anti heroes and making them into regular heroes for films Its as if they think one of them is going to become the next spiderman... Like just make a good anti hero movie

[@robertoj.9509]

It's x1000 times better than Avengers, Thor Ragnarok, and even Woke-Trash-Endgame.

[@robertoj.9509]

@@valletas Anti-heroes aren't really deadly machines killing everything in their path... Not even Punisher has gone that far. The one time he went that far, Daken killed him.

[@snkybrki]

@@robertoj.9509 Uhh...sure. That doesn't change how studios love to drag antiheroes out of morally gray areas.

[@sojourndestination3031]

Did you say from the writers of Gods of Egypt? No wonder this film is the greatest movie of our generation. 👏👏 well played Sony, well played

[@eyosh435]

"We have kids bullying disabled kids for no apparent reason" Have you ever met kids?

[@khledsingleton9063]

Right?! Kids could bully you for tying your shoes a different way. They not afraid to bully a cripple

[@mohammedhany5640]

@@khledsingleton9063 kids are cruel jack.

[@tw2ntyse7en]

@@mohammedhany5640 I knew somebody would say that

[@jonesjeremiah]

It is still an overused movie clichè to use bullying kids as the reason why a character has villainous motivation as an adult.

[@citizenvulpes4562]

@@jonesjeremiah I mean yeah, just that it's not an uncommon occurrence to happen IRL. Not becoming a supervillain, you know what I mean. Whether it's a cliché or not doesn't matter.

[@BatDad1984]

Man, when he said the line "I am the one who Morbs!" it was so intense. Best acting Leto has ever done.

[@vonkieffer1126]

I agreed with everything but the kids. "Kids bullying a disable kid for no apparent reason" well, that's the reason. That's a good reason why bullying happens.

[@SuperJosteen]

contrary to popular believes children aren't innocent angels but are absolute nightmare because they have less inhibitions compared to adults and don't think as much about the consequences of their actions

[@GreekHouseEffect]

the reason that bullying happens is because the bullying behaviours and mindsets are cultivated by the family and/or society.

[@cmorris9494]

I got bullied for years because a teacher called me the wrong name.

[@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269]

John 3:16 NIV For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

[@nefwaenre]

@@GreekHouseEffect was about to comment something similar. You're exactly right. They get that behaviour from their adults, who plant the seed of hate in them very early on.

[@miamor2624]

When Morbius looked at the camera at the end and said "Keep morbin forward" with a smile, I cried.

[@AeneasGemini]

They could've actually kept Morbius lacking in his initial motivations and still made him a good character. His struggle could have been that he himself lacked meaning and purpose in life (beyond a cure). This purpose could have then been met by choosing to use his powers to become a hero, after circumstances (at first) forced him to do so. It would have required only a few minor changes and would've reflected many people's real life struggles. You could've had characters asking Morbius what it was he wanted to do with himself beyond having a cure and did he expect everything in his life to suddenly make sense just because his condition was gone? He could react with confusion as he realised that he'd never really thought about it and just expected life to be perfect once his disease was gone. His love interest could be the one who leads him down this path by demonstrating how she herself likes to help people (through charitable works or something), thus both adding depth to her character and presenting him with a potential properly heroic motivation. When he got his powers he could have fun with them initially, but feel ultimately unfulfilled till he was forced by circumstances to save people, supporting the concept that there are no quick fixes in life.

[@josiah2070]

What are you talking about? Morbius is perfect

[@KroggandMohawk]

Steals the Krabby Patty formula: "What are you gonna do now?" "I never thought I would get this far."

[@matiasfpm]

@@KroggandMohawk 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@khullaasaand]

Zero morbs were given to this could've been masterpiece

[@TonyB2279]

Yep - he's spent his whole life trying to cure this disorder. What does he do once he accomplishes that? What does he WANT to do with the life he fought so hard for? I always felt Terminator 3 missed out on the chance to do something like this with John Conner. You're meant to be humanity's savior - then you DO that. What comes next? Get married? Buy a house? Keep a garden?

[@AryOnYT]

You don't even need to be a filmmaker to understand that making Morbius a horror movie would have instantly made it 10x better. Sony was destined to fail right from the start when they put him in a cookie-cutter 2000's superhero movie format

[@BobChillison]

My favourite moment was when he said: This is Morbius. He could eat you in one stroke. I’d advise not getting killed by him. His cult traps the souls of his victims.

[@talkaboutnowt6644]

Matt Smith was undeniably the highlight of this movie He showed up, acted like a cracked up Rooster and then left That man needs to hire a new agent, he's too good for this shit

[@justabagel3381]

That one movie where The Doctor is not the doctor…

[@themightycongueror8383]

I don't get what the deal is with Matt Smith, he seems to be a really solid actor, but has ended up in at least 4, or 5 bad movies within the last 10 years, but is never the bad aspect of the movie, he does seem to have a knack for playing villainous roles after his time as the doctor. I feel like almost every role he did after that was villainous, he's a great actor, but seems to get saddled with awful movies.

[@quakethedoombringer]

@@themightycongueror8383 poor dude seriously need to fire his current agent. He's been literally wasting talents on C level blockbuster for years now

[@JoshisJoshisJosh]

I'm still mad at ONE scene in the movie Jared Harris asks "scale of one to ten, what's your pain level" And they had Matt Smith say Eleven Because of stranger things (right? Right? Rory?)

[@MasterDoctorN7]

I disagree, Moriarty was the highlight of the movie.

[@JukeJonathan]

Your suggestion of adding little moments like the car honking at them crossing the street slowly is a perfect example of how small changes can lead to big improvements. Bravo.

[@FriendlyTume]

That’s actually impossible, Morbius is a perfect movie. Without the perfect, it’s just a movie

[@kayshar3621]

I loved when Morbius said "So you have chosen MORB" and then proceeded to morb all over the tower. That was trurly a spectacular scene which sent shivers down my spine. I intend to name my son Morbius in order to honor this masterpiece

[@buggobricks]

I’m sorry but your son will not be worthy of the title, not for lack of trying, he’ll just never meet the standard. Even Abraham Lincoln couldn’t meet the standard if he tried. So unfortunately your son doesn’t stand a chance.