Film Theory: How To WIN The Purge

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In honor of Halloween, I decided to watch The Purge movies and it got me thinking. If crime was legal for 12 hours like in The Purge movies, how could you come out on top? How can you WIN the Purge? The answer? Get rich of course... but how? I put my brain to the test to figure it out! Theorists, things are about to get VERY messy!
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Writer: Matthew Patrick and Luke Barats
Researcher: Zach Stewart
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[@voze6770]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: goes to McDonald and ask for a water cup and fill it up with soda

[@springdude1165]

Welp... R/MadLads. Edit: Looking back, not really the appropriate reaction or something, but eh, an interesting thing to do in the moment regardless.

[@noonespecial5038]

You do that and youll get shot

[@parakramsharma7551]

r/madlads

[@aidanpedersen]

VoZe B absolute MAD LAD!

[@Instinctv]

Gangsta

[@user_3460]

"All crime is legal for 12 hours." Police: Arrests people Criminals: Hey! That's illegal! Police: Exactly!

[@willowoodz]

TOP TIER JOKE 😭😭

[@camdenprime5430]

Smart.

[@_core221]

😂😂😂

[@FGC_Beta]

this made me think lol

[@xundine]

PARADOX

[@yonyx119]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *signs up to club penguin without parental consent*

[@phantomnite]

Rip Club Penguin

[@usedcondom3125]

You didn’t hear did you

[@usedcondom3125]

I’m so sorry

[@joshpeddie2065]

But that's not illegal🤦‍♂️

[@cascade7345]

@@joshpeddie2065 that is the joke

[@accio_firewhiskey8256]

Purge victims: *get unalived* Matpat: 🎶 It's all about the money money money- 🎶

[@water6006]

🎶dollar dollar, dollar dollar🎶

[@01ramcummins]

He'll be dancing around like Glitchtrap in Help Wanted

[@DenisBalterDan]

*killed

[@nachonoodle8468]

😭@@01ramcummins lol

[@MonsterHunter-nl1bn]

@@01ramcummins FR 😂😂

[@Blake_murray16]

I love the fact that it’s implied that everyone still has to work during the purge. Like you could still rock up to a McDonald’s and get a cheeseburger and then just take it cause purge. Those poor employees

[@justameremortal2457]

most places are closed and locked up during the time. I doubt many casinos and banks will be open.

[@karlwittenburg5868]

@@justameremortal2457yeah I thought about it, since your employer could make you work through the purge and then fire you illegally anyway at the end. But on the other hand what’s to stop you from just walking away with the cash box

[@rosestar1324]

Will a bank atm automatically reject counterfeit cash?

[@Psilomuscimol]

I'm getting a double quarter pounder.

[@babytoshiro7014]

What stops you from murdering your boss? Nothing.@@karlwittenburg5868

[@randobando3758]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Every youtuber: Puts copyrighted clips in youtube videos

[@aden4364]

@@Xenithn I mean, all that other stuff already happens without the purge.

[@joeut49]

Sorry I can't like ur comment its to perfect.

[@ro4ry]

so true dude

[@idioticdemon2619]

Yep.

[@artemiscabiao9955]

i would just go to a supermarket and take what i need and want

[@luxembored2411]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me:steals unoriginal comment format

[@VictorGreinvolfe48]

Eskmo Scratch nice

[@aribari7658]

Ha now this is an epic gamer moment.

[@beepboop4612]

Eskmo Scratch “For one night, all crime is legal” Me:steals your comment

[@luxembored2411]

Matpat thx for the like but, I have a theory idea for you. It's a lesser-know youtube series, but I think the hidden meanings and themes throughout it would make great theory fodder. The series is by a guy named "Dead Sound" and the series is called "The AutoDale Series". It is a dystopian series that brings up some serious ethical ideas and themes. Please do a theory on it. (I swear it's not my second channel)

[@thenightmaricsenpai524]

*proceeds to make Rockstar release info on GTA 6*

[@sweetlemoncreations215]

If the purge happened I would be at hobby lobby stealing all the art supplies 💀

[@simplyxrainbowcloud]

Time to take our moms CIRETD cards💀

[@EverydayOrthodoxChristian]

@@simplyxrainbowcloudcan’t wait to take my moms ciretd card

[@theducknamednewepicla9507]

😂😂😂

[@user-dt8vq4tu7k]

Ngl i would raid the apple and microsoft store.

[@jaydenisaperson._.]

Imagine how much money hobby lobby would loose after you steal all the copic markers

[@ElsaTwetten]

I feel like MatPat is the only person that can make the purge wholesome

[@natatoulli222]

just like he’s the only person that can take a wholesome movie and make it evil

[@mueller9._.]

“All crime is legal” Me- puts my hood up in school.

[@Maximum_Spider-Man]

Teachers:Wait no that’s illegal You:today is the one day

[@fatherbeef348]

youd still get in trouble even though you cant legally get punished

[@Maximum_Spider-Man]

@@fatherbeef348 But then you do something horrible to the teacher You just got vectored

[@kewmiemie1091]

@@blahblahblahgames2986 probably some hide a gun in it bullshit or something

[@chicken9721]

Locks this person up

[@feral-introvert]

i wonder how many watchlists matpat is on "how much is a human heart worth?" "is organ harvesting illegal?"

[@shykid8408]

🤣😂😂yeah

[@harry_8107]

Dont you mean how many he isn’t on

[@crocuslament9680]

"How much money can I get for a dead body?" "How to poison someone?" "International laws about printing fake money" "How do I make cocaine?" "World's deadliest poisons" Just a few other highlights.

[@Tacocat-eu1zj]

I think it’s easier to ask how many watchlists he isn’t on

[@ahmer4021]

thats what my friend thinks about.

[@Exepal-chan]

Everyone always asked "how to you survive the purge" not ever "how do you win the purge" ..until now!

[@santiastronomo]

Gosh, imagine MatPat´s search history after this video .... - How much is a dead body worth? - How quickly does a human liver decay after dying? - Is a heart useless after death?

[@MonsterHunter-nl1bn]

Nah he probably looked at William Afton's search history 🤣🤣

[@lukeberg8453]

“For one night all crime is legal”. *turns on light in car while your parents are driving*

[@Cap_1726]

Luke Berg lol that’s so true

[@pannacottafugay6391]

Luke Berg you fucking monster

[@Mj-vn5bc]

What

[@cheezeondeeznutz8755]

Ok chill out we get it, your a mad lad

[@LazoLad]

How dare you!!

[@zoinky]

"For one night, all crime is legal." Adults: Bruh, imma eat some Trix

[@umarberjees4511]

But trix are for kids

[@Random-fg5vr]

@@umarberjees4511 R/woooosh

[@moremuffins]

Umar Berjees exactly

[@literallyjustalamp9149]

Bruh, just kill the trix rabbit so you can eat them all year instead.

[@katana_on_a_keychain]

@@Random-fg5vr (whispers) he's implying that he gets the joke

[@middleearthelite8286]

Matpat is the type of guy that would kidnap game designers and force them to leak lore

[@StellerLittleStars]

Yes

[@Lakesid]

to be honest i think if the purge happened irl, things wouldn’t be as chaotic as it is in the movie

[@hinakhan5178]

somebody copied ur comment (or u copied their comment idk)

[@elitecoder955]

People would be more scared than they would like to admit

[@SamuraiDoggo14]

Most people would probably be in bed, trying to sleep through it.

[@Oxcarthor26]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *Sneaks into zoo to pet animals*

[@bobthebox2993]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Zoo animals: *eat the person that broke into the zoo and tried to pet them*

[@jessicanewmaker8233]

@@bobthebox2993 I'd steal the cute animals

[@sailormoonstone5172]

Jessica Newmaker You can’t... if you kept them past the 12 hours then you’re prosecuted for stealing🤣watch the video next time

[@williamstark9568]

Or steal the more harmless exotic species as pets.

[@beccag2758]

Me: *steals a lemur and names it Momo*

[@gabbymiller6384]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: teams in Minecraft hunger games

[@aiden6042]

Chicken Nugget how evil could you get

[@kylevinson2817]

I remember when that wasn’t against the rules

[@Noam_.Menashe]

bajan hates you now

[@misfit2548]

You monster

[@graciedrawz3195]

*joins team* Git all de loot...

[@NottherealLucifer]

The only flaw in your plan is that you're not accounting for the fact that people aren't going to just accept you taking the bodies of their loved ones and harvesting them for organs. Someone is absolutely going to identify the vehicle that comes out every year and collects bodies to take to a human chop shop, they're going to find out who you are and they know exactly what vehicle you'll be driving and what routes you like to take. You'll be making just as many enemies as the thieves will because you're also stealing something form those people, their friends and family members.

[@Gacha_gays]

Can't they make a deal with the people and explain what you're doing? If they don't allow it, just find another body.

[@natasha_lorensky]

​@@Gacha_gaysSo they are just gonna ask everyone and hope they die next year?

[@Gacha_gays]

@@natasha_lorensky Go after people with no one around the bodies

[@falgenX]

yeah go for orphans and people who have absolutely no social life

[@MonsterHunter-nl1bn]

What if you use a different vehicle each time?

[@rosesavocado8557]

Step one: Don’t wrong anyone Step two: Leave the country on purge day Step three: You’re safe

[@wesleybennett9767]

Step one and a half: Buy a crematorium and a bunch of freezer trucks and negotiate a contract with the city.

[@rohithramesh1251]

"For 12 hours, all crime is legal" Me in 2020: Goes outside

[@lalunenomikoto]

Lol

[@luisg.15yearsago18]

Lol

[@luisg.15yearsago18]

@A girl named Tristian well if it saves someone...im happy to stay inside

[@adeleaslan8182]

Lmao underrated

[@rohithramesh1251]

@Mateo Alvarez What? SQUARE UP

[@svisuals4932]

_For one night, All crime is legal_ Me: *Deletes the Student Loan Records*

[@felman87]

Make sure you get rid of the backups. Deleting files is all for naught if they have a backups, whether digital or physical.

[@renboardley-evans9866]

Thank you

[@shadowstalker1857]

Facts mate the purge will save us from loans 🎃

[@ssumbody6251]

I would take this one step further and delete all debt from people. So much better for people’s lives.

[@djdevyn1967]

@@ssumbody6251 but then how will the universities fund their services if they don't have money coming in from students?

[@mrplushgore]

MatPat did the reverse of what he usually does in this video: take a horror franchise and make something wholesome(ish) with it.

[@placeholder5877]

The opening skit is definitely what I would do. Pirate everything.

[@GhostHunterDipperPines]

“For one night all crime is legal” Successfully outpizzas the hut

[@bucket4255]

``Hey kid, you successfully outpizzas the hut? Hm, interesting. How about you meet me in that alleyway over there? Don't worry, I won't do anything that, say, will leave you a corpse.``

[@johnadler6987]

"Wait, that's illegal!"

[@nerfcontent9429]

Dipper pines you are under arrest for a international war crime

[@chokoloko9787]

No, it’s impossible, you can’t!

[@mlgprosam2873]

Hi dinner pins

[@Loaf_F]

I feel like something not that many people realize is that it never says that you won’t be arrested after those 12 hours

[@omduggineni]

Looking back at this after the final game theory video makes me understand so much more about this stuff lol

[@FunBoxGamingPOG]

Theoretically, if there were no laws, the crime rate would be 0%

[@cam.s2]

Wait-

[@goldgoblin3049]

Hol up

[@patheic8036]

Brain level 0-100

[@VenomQuill]

Breaking news! Crime drops to _0%!_

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

Wait... that's illegal Edit: 2 years later. Guys, I'm ok with the "not during purge" but atleast be creative with how you say it. I have about 10 saying this. (If it's easy to think of it's been done before more then likely)

[@ricochet0928]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *breaks laws of physics*

[@bananaman747]

Oop-

[@fire-breathingpiggy693]

Ah nice mate

[@iisqyx5586]

you monster

[@dawnbyington7907]

this is the best one

[@idioticdemon2619]

*n o i c e*

[@andrewdittman1329]

"All crimes are legal for 12 hours." Me and my friend: pours the milk before the cereal and does a few lego building hacks.

[@kylebell9364]

It was really cool to see your call to action at the end of the video for signing up for Be The Match Registry. I signed up to be a bone marrow donor in 2015 and in 2021 I was matched with a 25 year old female with aplastic anemia. I ended up having the surgery in Washington DC after they flew me all the way from Indiana. I am proud to say my marrow saved her life, she was about to be declared terminal and was given months to live, and now she is in remission to this day. So cool to see this being referenced. Not going to lie, I didn’t see it coming after watching this video 😅

[@joseph4810]

“For one night, all crime is legal” *Cites wikipedia as a source*

[@lucerohernandez946]

Every teacher has left the chat

[@josephalvarado806]

Whoa whoa whoa calm down there buddy lol

[@fischaventine8313]

That’s to far

[@No-xd4vb]

You’re insane!

[@melinthebuilding]

LMAO

[@phoebecousins7207]

Honestly I just love Ollie at the beginning Also, I am ashamed to say that for a short time I thought the purge was real.

[@NaughtyWackusBonkus]

I also like Ollie with a gun

[@miraculousmongoose2110]

I first heard about it in 7th grade and I was sooooooo confused because no one told me it was a movie lol

[@jaredthegamer369]

lol great intro

[@samm425]

Ok, now I need a Purge movie about a group of swindlers getting rich by collecting bodies and selling their organs, in the best "heist movie" style (just a little more bloodlier)

[@rosstheboss1014]

"For one night, all crime is legal" *McDonals ice cream machine starts working*

[@roubroud]

That's too illegal

[@cheyennearnett8534]

*sigh*

[@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal]

It had always worked for me

[@highpeddle9543]

"for one night, all crime is legal" Me: *fixes ice cream machine*

[@Alex-ik2eh]

When you edit a comment but don't correct spelling

[@crescent-863]

I love how the first thing that first comes into the mind of the people in the purge is "murder" and not like what matpat say in the video like rigged gambling or bank robbery

[@azgaming9291]

this is one of those videos where taking a while to find the answer is a good thing

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

How to win the purge: Tell John Wick that the entire city is after his dog

[@yesyesyes729]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache ayo wsp

[@spacerat9676]

Tell John wicks dog they killed john wick.

[@deshmukhajit]

U again!!!!!!

[@K_B_C]

Dun dun dun dunnn

[@adrienneislost1320]

I can sort of understand why he went on a violent spree though. If someone killed my beagle, then I would be extremely enraged too!

[@Sentreez]

You could also donate some of those organs, then you are a hero to many people making you less of a target to other people during a Purge.

[@moonariley672]

favourite vid of this channel. i seek things that aren't sunshine and rainbows

[@zarkmuckerberg8341]

“FOR ONE NIGHT, ALL CRIME IS LEGAL” Everyone: Ah yes, time to rob... Me: Ah yes, time to use those forbidden LEGO techniques

[@somethingclever4297]

Me:ah yes,time to take a bite out of the KitKat before breaking a piece off

[@yaneighborhoodbigbrother3180]

Excuse me but you would be arrested for international laws with that

[@kierangibbons3311]

Patricia Leach there is no redemption for that.

[@miniman649]

as a danish official, I am gonna need your name and address. We will be there shortly to confiscate any lego you may have and then make sure you do not spread the knowledge of these techniques.

[@AdmiralWillisLee1942]

Literally, i would just loot walmart of all the lego instead of paying 99.9$ for the infinity war and engame sets.

[@wiskyr6510]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Nick Cage: "I'm going to steal the declaration of Independence"

[@Jcknight7996]

As ya do.

[@muhamedhani4419]

My god, he’s a madlad.

[@Rancord123]

WiskyR6 best one I’ve heard!

[@XPsykic162]

Me: *Raids area 51* Be smart pls

[@SheriffOfLoserville]

@@XPsykic162 the actual mad lad

[@PenelopesPlayground]

I love the guest appearance from Ollie. Never seen a picture cut out of him like Mat and Steph have.

[@Thewolfartist24]

0:10 HOW IS THIS EVEN LEGAL? DOES THE UN KNOW ABOUT THIS?

[@lameimsi]

“Where all crime is legal” **makes password with 7 characters**

[@starlight6438]

>:0

[@FatherlessFemboy]

**forgets the password**

[@thanosisepic7146]

*makes a password with 6 CHARACTERS*

[@onlooker31]

Uh Marioluigiyoshipeachdaisybowsertoad ?

[@GangsterWaluigi]

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[@Kira.TR_OfficialYT]

"For 1 night, all crime is legal" Me: * goes to the orphanage * For Techno...

[@people1930]

Techno's last message.. it's perfect

[@mrpenguin8731]

Don't forget, if you can't take the organs, you can still just pick off the guns, wallets, and jewelry off of the corpses, also, another reason for a bank robbery to fail is that EVERYONE wod try their luck at that

[@ben10mama]

That would be a great idea! The only issue is this would probably only last a couple years as the supply and demand would reduce the prices significantly

[@AJ-xv6bj]

if you get like 60,000,000 you'd probably only need to do it once 😂

[@user-iq7mk3gb9w]

Thus greatly helping society. And just a single night is enough for nearly a hundred millions of dollars, enough for dozens of lifetimes.

[@lethalwolf7455]

In the Purge universe I’d always rent a home, never buy, keep portable wealth in a small portable safe, keep all my insurance paid up for my vehicle and possessions and disappear on a camping trip into the deep woods 3 days ahead of time with amphetamines, a couple of 9mms and my AR15 with my Dobermans with canned food for me and the dogs, my safe, and we’d camp without a fire very far from the vehicle and I’d stay awake and alert during the event

[@chewychew3816]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Everyone in the comments: *its free real estate*

[@r4b1dbunny]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 UNDERRATED COMMENT-- I'M WHEEZING--

[@ryanabbali7370]

Good one, good one have a pat on the back

[@jackh.9330]

He became the person he wanted to destroy

[@topazprism77]

@@ryanabbali7370 you mean... have a MATpat on the back? sorry.

[@freddiemercury2075]

I would do lots of illegal downloading

[@Gaming_O_Clock]

BRO NO CAP IS MARCH 20 RN I GOTA GET REDDY FOR tomorrow

[@CooperKorbe]

i love how wholesome he is while talking about the most brutal stuff

[@comicfan1324]

“For One Night, All Crime is Legal.” Me: *Looks at a Batman costume* “My time has come.”

[@caylortisneros]

Give this more likes!

[@shade_zz1585]

Me: *looks at clown make up* **OUR TIME** has come...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[@Ray-ul9rw]

@@shade_zz1585 🤣 it takes two to tango

[@batman5414]

Glad I can help

[@mahbrodas6612]

@@shade_zz1585 IM THE JOKA BABE

[@ItsJustYare]

“All crime will be legal for 1 night” Me: *Brings Water Bottle to Airport*

[@arc_tundra]

Sasuke honestly that should be illegal even during the purge

[@kaitokobayashi6394]

Me: *shouts bomb on every public area*

[@isabellahill2006]

Unsealed water bottle into baseball game

[@moomoomatt5539]

WHERES THE VISCO IN YOU?!??!?! YOU TURTLE KILLLING SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKKS MONSTER SKSKSKKSKKSKSKSK AND I OOP SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKKSK AND I OOP TURTLE KILLING IST COOOOL OKAYYY?? SKKSKSKSKSKKS

[@AWESOME_GUY]

MatPat: **donates kidney** Receiver: **plays FNaF but doesn’t understand the lore** **closes door on Chica** TAKE THAT SUSIE Friend: How do you know it’s name is Susie? Receiver: I have a feeling in my kidney

[@Father_Bohawk]

Fun extra fact btw: Kidneys not only are wanted for those on the list, but there amount of people who are not allowed to even MAKE the waiting list for a Kidney is quite high. Age and lifestyle attribute to a massive amount of people just not being eligible. So you could theoretically harvest extras and sell them for much less to people who aren't on the list.

[@Lydia-on1rb]

“All crime is legal for 12 continuous hours.” Me: Turns off ‘restricted mode’ on my school KZbin account

[@dogocatostudios8719]

:O

[@josephge4223]

EvanGaming2000 g r/woooosh

[@Eternal_Wolf_69]

Hahahahaha

[@_gold___]

*GASP*

[@redditegg113]

You’re a madman

[@jedrzejmisiorny]

"For one night,all crime is legal" Area 51 guards: sweating nervously

[@rickharper4533]

Jędrzej Misiorny Area 51 guards once they notice they are allowed to use all the alien stuff: *_tough guy finger snapping_*

[@s.amm.y]

The purge should’ve been on September 20th

[@tristanphillips8650]

I have seen a video that was basically a fan fic of THIS idea… Id have to look for it, but it was an animated story! 2 guys take an armored medic van and go around the city looking for survivors. To save spoiling the video if yal havent seen it, it covers this whole thing. I have no idea if it was made BEFORE or AFTER this was posted, but watching this made me think of it.

[@saralopezCR]

It's been a while since this theory, so I know MatPat didn't end up in jail for googling prices of different organs, but I was genuinely concerned xD

[@space7939]

"For one night, all crime is legal." _Goes biking without a helmet._

[@emeteriorubio2462]

*gasp*

[@sgoobab2988]

Underated

[@oOoOoOrangeOoO]

**GASP**

[@shiex0739]

BRO chill....

[@hollowayz8772]

No

[@user-mt4bk4ml7t]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: *finds a way to break the laws of physics*

[@animefbi5460]

You crazy son of a bitch

[@stardustcomet4714]

nope nope You my friend are a mad genius.

[@somdudewillson]

legal =/= possible It's already legal to break the laws of physics. You might even get an award for it.

[@dragonarchive7443]

Naisu

[@germancosta5491]

Galileo,Stephen hawking and Albert Instien and old newton wood be proud son

[@Blanco1601]

One thing you didn't take into consideration, is that the people who you sell the organs to also don't have to follow any laws. They could (and probably would) just take organs without paying, and there will be very little you can do. Sure you could fight them, but there is no guarentee you'd win. You also would most likely not have anything to protect yourself because you weren't planning on fighting and even if you win, you would have the problem from before again: crimes wich could be traced back to you. On top of that, i doubt anyone would use their purge searching for organs to buy, when the potential buyers could also just enjoy their own purge, do things wich would benefit themself, and if they do want some organs, why don't they just get them themselves? There are tons of dead bodies lying around, after all, why buy it from some random guy when you can also get them for free?

[@CutStudio4]

gonna miss this matpat ): goodbye

[@argus_was_taken]

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Matpat knows A LOT about how to commit felonies?

[@smol9109]

@Mr. Dude why wonder?

[@argus_was_taken]

@Caelum Coburn well I only know how to commit minor felonies

[@tomatowithatophat3029]

He knows too much! *pulls out shotgun*

[@devilsANGL]

My dad works at Disney, MatPat stole an Elsa costume

[@devilsANGL]

@@JustSomeFroit no matpat stole the costume

[@tenarti]

this turned out way more wholesome than i expected

[@antoinematta1144]

People from Chicago in 2023 :"thx mat pat for the help"

[@regrice4631]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: let me change my grades real quick..

[@Gavirael]

Wed RegRaw "perfect crime" lol

[@casual_ganker9046]

Best crime ever for students

[@hopeiscoolio9533]

@@spoopy9689 kill em. They can't do it from the grave

[@cy4182]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: steals some textbooks

[@fuadjanjua3778]

It may be legal but its against school rules

[@yazz5747]

"For one night, all crime is legal" *says frick on a christian minecraft server*

[@LostandFound4433]

ooooo

[@nauticalcynosurenc2706]

YOU MAD MAN

[@kaioken99]

You are worse than satan ...

[@ohyeahyeah8181]

To risky

[@princezuko9430]

Yazz HA YOU ARE PATHETIC *plays mario for an two hours instead of one*

[@NidotheKing]

"All crime is legal for one night" As a Midwesterner I can finally squeeze past someone without saying "Ope!"

[@sarahpark5918]

I was thinking hire a bunch of people to stand outside and guard, go to a casino, then just completely destroy every machine and take the money. Then there will be less gamblers and I will have lots of money.

[@MegaAugustify]

For one night, all crime is legal. Me: gets a sanitizer that kills 100% of germs.

[@kellyphillips9743]

That's not illegal that's dark magic

[@lost_craig5739]

@@burrowhooman3475 same

[@claireofclairesville4479]

Holy crap.

[@lucianosart6414]

(€_€ ). (. }_})

[@alexthebee5656]

yes

[@FunBoxGamingPOG]

F.B.I agent: Sir, we have flagged a suspicious seacrh about profitable crimes. AGENT: Who's doing it F.B.I agent: It's that guy again, Matthew Patrick AGENT: Ah, just leave it

[@yvngmoses4579]

Underated comment.

[@Cap_1726]

Darth Vader wait you’re alive?!

[@FunBoxGamingPOG]

@Krzysztof Bartczak yep

[@FunBoxGamingPOG]

@@SparklingWater445 sup

[@notorious_waffle_6387]

Very under rated comment

[@ShuckleMan-qq6os]

That intro is SO relatable! Also another way to survive is to make it like a second Christmas for other people, come on free gifts for you and your children or whatever… it makes you a less likely target for people to want to hurt you because you could give them like a ps5 in exchange for your life and you could just go steal another one if you want.

[@lucyandcharlieb2240]

12:45 Its also a possibility for Mr. Afton to experiment

[@givrally7634]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me : *makes a second account on mobile games to double my profits*

[@godofworlds9442]

Nani

[@MangoSoorbet]

r/madlads

[@memowl3663]

it won’t be a crime that day

[@barbmcelderry9164]

“For twelve hours, all crime is legal.” Me: runs around outside singing songs.

[@allthingsaddi]

This is probably my favorite matpat video

[@erengoksu8158]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: carries a stack of 65 wood planks in Minecraft

[@yokai9496]

*Breaks bedrock in hardcore mode*

[@Nyctic0rax]

Wow... Who ARE you people???

[@somethingoffensivetothegen900]

I would sleep in the nether

[@salty4life]

"Organ harvesting is illigal in all countries exept in iran." *and China*

[@binsaremyfinsbamf7173]

The only thing Chinese people are free to do Edit:misspell

[@sappireflames0009]

he literally said that line as I read this comment!

[@killerinstinctbaits]

I'm gonna mention Hong Kong So we get banned

[@dead-well5277]

I live in iran F***

[@NightMythHunter]

hossein dargi how u even get internet

[@thegamersquad7th]

Thank u for everything mat pat

[@yukis-moonbeams]

Ollie in the background during the beginning just reminds me to much of the “Baby with a Gun” thing so now I can here is Mat and him when I think of it

[@phoenixfires1877]

i know he wont see this nor have the time to read it but he puts SO much time into videos yet he still uploads so much and i want to thank him for doing all of this

[@thej8108]

“For one night, all crime is legal” *Searches up bing on google*

[@someoninte456]

Welcome to r/madlads

[@sashawallace1916]

Crimes are legal not atrocities.

[@zayedibrahim]

This crime is beyond comprehension

[@woohd3588]

wait

[@PringlesL0vr]

Bro imagine if matpat existed in the purge universe. Things would be going way different after this video.

[@chilidog2469]

I feel like what Matt SHOULD have did in this video was explain where or how you’d sell corpses, because crime or not I feel a hospital wouldn’t wanna take a random street corpse

[@spiderczyk]

"For one Night, All Crime is Legal" Me: *Registers with a Username already in use*

[@gooeysundew]

Nope that’s still illegal

[@keteruyamiko]

Dayum

[@fancen]

no international crimes buddy

[@TheSolitaryEye]

That's sick, you're sick

[@Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo]

An absolute madlad right here 😳

[@owohaise]

"For one night, all crime is legal" Me: leaks Shrek 5

[@evilpizzasteve9378]

Mad lad

[@airgod231]

You truly are the greatest criminal

[@zackzempel4859]

I’m gonna need you to leak that anyways

[@ethanmayer2380]

Wanna hook a brother up

[@Marlin123]

I'm leaking Finding Marlin

[@tanjiroooooooooooo]

That skit at the beginning of the video was perfect

[@KIWIBABE131]

"All crime is legal" *wipes student loan and mortgage debts*

[@vampirefrompluto9788]

Not all heroes wear capes confirmed!

[@sans1724]

NO,no,no what you should do is burn the whole building down that contains all student loan debt records.

[@scp--297]

YES!

[@DixyBixy]

Wow now I want a purge day

[@robertgage1086]

Banks would have back ups or turn the servers off

[@ordinarybanana9625]

Pat must grow the “Dad Stash” 👨🏽

[@Faithishappy]

nice video dude, the meme made me chuckle a bit

[@megananderson7454]

I just imagine seeing a new purge film and MatPat is in the background asking someone who just killed someone else if he can have the body.

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

"Hey, can I have that body? I want to... do some science experiments on it. And by do science experiments on it, I mean find a way to make the body into Diet Coke."

[@thekingnerd6639]

@@RobocopStealerOfFridges "hey, buddy, I'll give you fifty bucks for that guy you just stabbed." "What? Why?" "Cannibalism is a crime. It is now legal. One night a year, I can eat my favorite food. And I offer you fifty dollars for a dude you don't need."

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

@@thekingnerd6639 "Uh... thanks? Weirdo..."

[@killianozio1074]

@@RobocopStealerOfFridges your welcome 😋

[@R4d6]

Well, there *is* a new Purge Film coming out...

[@p3zzer]

For literally collecting dead bodies, this is a suprisingly wholesome theory.

[@venezolanoanimatios5863]

yeah, like, people get the transplant that they would need it, and the organs won't go to wasted. except for the families the whose organs were harvesting.

[@ked49]

@@venezolanoanimatios5863 I feel like if a part of their friends would like that the friend lives on

[@sayba6766]

Mhm

[@Tooth-fairy_tf.]

. . .

[@gh05tnoh24]

@@venezolanoanimatios5863 Well….they kinda died anyway. In this plan you aren’t hunting, just making everyone organ donors.

[@GeneralPenguinIsCool]

That Oli with a gun is one of the cutest things I've ever seen, and also one of the funniest

[@sheri_licious3655]

"For one night, all crimes are legal" **Me puts pineapple on pizza**

[@H.A.Sproductions]

I don't care what people say, pinapple pizza is ok

[@kanonlore]

FBI: *sees matpat search history* FBI: I’m gonna pretend that i didn’t see that

[@incredibilisman2909]

Found the FBI agent agent

[@legendarygaming5383]

“For one night, all crime is legal” Me: Turns on cheats in survival mode

[@jacindamccormick5420]

lol

[@sceptre80]

More like downloads Minecraft for free.

[@TenshiMoraxe]

I has owner powerz now

[@abadgurl2010]

@@sceptre80 Do you mean Shinginima launcher?

[@williamwells434]

The amount of research Matt had to do into the value of organs for this video is astounding