Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)

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@DeadMeat
@DeadMeat 6 жыл бұрын
You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.
@devont7444
@devont7444 6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the kill count, where we tally up the victims in all of our favorite horror movies. I’m James A. Janisse and today we are looking at...
@jordanjoestar3474
@jordanjoestar3474 6 жыл бұрын
Such a genius man...
@personperson271
@personperson271 6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't the dog just loose all of his stem cells and nothing more would happen cuz isn't he supposed to be exposed to the radiation
@sandranguyen4759
@sandranguyen4759 6 жыл бұрын
Dead Meat hallo james
@adagioredshift1149
@adagioredshift1149 6 жыл бұрын
Dead Meat hot dogs without the hot
@DragonPuppsEntertainment
@DragonPuppsEntertainment 6 жыл бұрын
Just ask him how he's doing and he'll probably open up to you and not want to kill you. Maybe he's just upset everyone asks him what he's doing and not how he's doing.
@arkmclips8793
@arkmclips8793 6 жыл бұрын
Dad is that you??
@DragonPuppsEntertainment
@DragonPuppsEntertainment 6 жыл бұрын
@@fooly592 sometimes it really do be like that
@DragonPuppsEntertainment
@DragonPuppsEntertainment 6 жыл бұрын
@@arkmclips8793 if you are asking me, sadly no, I'm not your dad. Keep on swimming, my dude
@epictimes1959
@epictimes1959 6 жыл бұрын
Here before this blows up🤣
@tin_fu4928
@tin_fu4928 6 жыл бұрын
I'll do you one better - WHY is he doing?!
@RRIVER_CLAWS
@RRIVER_CLAWS 4 жыл бұрын
How to beat Michael: - use spine chill - loop him for 5 gens - open the exit gates > escape
@yeetman6178
@yeetman6178 4 жыл бұрын
I get it
@kyork6488
@kyork6488 4 жыл бұрын
T bag at exit gate
@shadowsovereign6356
@shadowsovereign6356 4 жыл бұрын
Gen rush
@chriszk5754
@chriszk5754 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@parkerb929
@parkerb929 4 жыл бұрын
that’s golden😂
@blake2697
@blake2697 4 жыл бұрын
How to beat Michael Myers: 1. walk faster than 0.5 mph 2. Don't go inside 3. just wait until November 1st Edit: 4. Don't trip
@gamecloudnation3324
@gamecloudnation3324 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao in the movies they always be running like the school walk of thon
@helenhensman
@helenhensman 3 жыл бұрын
Just nuke the county!
@mythicgaming2111
@mythicgaming2111 3 жыл бұрын
Why is no one thought of this this is genius
@mythicgaming2111
@mythicgaming2111 3 жыл бұрын
And not trip over every second
@GrandLynx-kp2zi
@GrandLynx-kp2zi 3 жыл бұрын
Easier said then done
@ZayMaster321
@ZayMaster321 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Matt came up with this confusing way of killing him and all Laurie strode needed was three knives and a fridge😂
@robjassal6638
@robjassal6638 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao exactly what I was thinking
@axela8438
@axela8438 2 жыл бұрын
I expected more from the movie
@thecrew7700
@thecrew7700 2 жыл бұрын
@@axela8438 yep
@pinkstyro
@pinkstyro 2 жыл бұрын
@@axela8438 it was better than kills at least
@allgerfan
@allgerfan 2 жыл бұрын
@@pinkstyro no it wasn't
@nyteblayde9049
@nyteblayde9049 4 жыл бұрын
"He's not murdering muppets" ... yet
@Supasmartguy
@Supasmartguy 4 жыл бұрын
That would be an amazing movie.
@bethanyzamora1146
@bethanyzamora1146 4 жыл бұрын
I want to watch that movie
@Raych666
@Raych666 4 жыл бұрын
Sign me up to that movie 🙋🏻‍♀️
@OhBoyILoveTomatoes
@OhBoyILoveTomatoes 4 жыл бұрын
Sign me up for that!
@PicklesJr22
@PicklesJr22 4 жыл бұрын
Can I be the muppet?
@Gojirawars03
@Gojirawars03 3 жыл бұрын
“He’s human.” Halloween Kills: _”Is he though?”_
@nekogamer2508
@nekogamer2508 3 жыл бұрын
People forget he's possessed by the devil
@hiracoverband
@hiracoverband 3 жыл бұрын
@@nekogamer2508 he still has a mortal body tho..
@neiloconnor7776
@neiloconnor7776 3 жыл бұрын
@@hiracoverband through but the more he kills the stronger he gets and he can't be killed
@someguyinazoo
@someguyinazoo 3 жыл бұрын
@@nekogamer2508 thats not cannon,Halloween 1978,Halloween 2018,and Halloween kills are canon
@kristaherrin4527
@kristaherrin4527 3 жыл бұрын
Right?? He literally is not human lmao
@remyyasui4771
@remyyasui4771 Жыл бұрын
My best friend was diagnosed with Leukemia about a year ago and has been going through a lot. Thankfully she has recovered and is done with her main treatment. I really appreciate Mat covering Leukemia and what people suffering from it goes through. Thanks Mat!
@eduardobucio4073
@eduardobucio4073 Жыл бұрын
Hope your best friend doing well.
@johnconnor3963
@johnconnor3963 4 жыл бұрын
How to beat Michael Myers: 1. Be the cameraman
@Jitssyu
@Jitssyu 4 жыл бұрын
Why would you say something so right!
@helenhensman
@helenhensman 4 жыл бұрын
Be Michael myers
@Dat-Doomba
@Dat-Doomba 4 жыл бұрын
@@helenhensman Can't get PTSD if YOU are the event.
@elisaquintana1588
@elisaquintana1588 4 жыл бұрын
True tho
@teslawolverine7009
@teslawolverine7009 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 6 жыл бұрын
The real reason he survives is why all major slasher villains survive. Paraphrasing Dreadpool, "your power isn't regeneration, it's popularity"
@jackleavens1661
@jackleavens1661 6 жыл бұрын
John Porteous I see that you have read "Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe." Finally, a man of culture.
@justyoureverydayskater3110
@justyoureverydayskater3110 6 жыл бұрын
Killogy less go sherlock holmes and shiii
@nikaash1
@nikaash1 6 жыл бұрын
Just Your Every Day Skater fear does at the man things touch
@jimmy-ou4fm
@jimmy-ou4fm 6 жыл бұрын
No the real reason is because it's a movie
@eckobesteckofromyoutubebes4896
@eckobesteckofromyoutubebes4896 6 жыл бұрын
@@jimmy-ou4fm yah dud
@jaymee5610
@jaymee5610 5 жыл бұрын
Never forget, you're considered a human if you; A: Eat dogs B: Can breathe
@goldey2353
@goldey2353 5 жыл бұрын
A: Eat dogs (I Asia that was a joke)
@brownskin534
@brownskin534 5 жыл бұрын
b: can breathe
@brodywalters3228
@brodywalters3228 5 жыл бұрын
Pass
@anonymousdevil_4236
@anonymousdevil_4236 5 жыл бұрын
If you eat dogs you are considered evil
@cuddlemon
@cuddlemon 5 жыл бұрын
so, asian?
@jamestomato1744
@jamestomato1744 2 жыл бұрын
I think the luring part might be the toughest. As slow as he is, he can be surprisingly clever.
@somethingenglish9723
@somethingenglish9723 2 жыл бұрын
That’s the scariest part of Michael for me. He clearly has no empathy, doesn’t speak, it would have been so easy for him to be basically a walking zombie. But no, he’s intelligent. He lures people, stalks them, thinks through his advances. There’s a mind behind the mask.
@Thegodsunwantedchild
@Thegodsunwantedchild Жыл бұрын
True, he's not an idiot. There's a good chance he'd be able to surmise what you're up to, and find a way around it.
@CheesyJesse
@CheesyJesse 11 ай бұрын
But he IS able to be knocked unconscious, so if you do that and get him into the room fast enough this theory could work
@giselafonseca6656
@giselafonseca6656 10 ай бұрын
We could have a dead dog go in
@Madoka_Raviel
@Madoka_Raviel 7 ай бұрын
You need to find a good actor
@benjieabbas3322
@benjieabbas3322 6 жыл бұрын
I've heard "Leukemia" countless times. But only here did I learn what happens and how it's actually treated. That's nice. Thanks Mattpat.
@WoulouIII
@WoulouIII 6 жыл бұрын
Same, thanks matpat
@r2nzx0
@r2nzx0 6 жыл бұрын
actually currently the main treatment for leukemia is chemotherapy and bone marrow transplants
@chrisallen9638
@chrisallen9638 6 жыл бұрын
@@r2nzx0 Yeah, but chemotherapy still does basically the same thing, destroying cells, just chemically rather than with radiation
@Highwayman21
@Highwayman21 6 жыл бұрын
#ThankYouRoman
@x6xconnorx9x
@x6xconnorx9x 6 жыл бұрын
Conor Dolan I was thinking the exact same thing #ThankYouRoman
@LithiumThiefMusic
@LithiumThiefMusic 5 жыл бұрын
MatPat's criteria for establishing whether something is human or not: 1. Does it eat dogs? 2. Does it breathe? If you answered "yes" to both, it is indeed a human. seems legit
@jancukasu
@jancukasu 5 жыл бұрын
cringeteria
@cassualtea2040
@cassualtea2040 5 жыл бұрын
I guess he's just kinda saying that Michael is in fact alive and mortal since he needs sustenance and oxygen. Unlike Freddy or Jason who can just keep on trucking. Which makes the solution for Michael much different from Freddy or Jason because Michael could still theoretically die.
@jkbutterfly3142
@jkbutterfly3142 5 жыл бұрын
1. it eats 2. it breathes 3. it grows MRS GREF PPLS!
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 5 жыл бұрын
If he breathes and eats dogs, he's a thot.
@mileskimasktheslumpgod
@mileskimasktheslumpgod 5 жыл бұрын
but what if they only do one of the things? i mean i eat dogs but i definitely dont breathe so whats up with that
@luxypher7475
@luxypher7475 4 жыл бұрын
When he said acid, I fr thought we were about to get this boy high
@stevenmorales7814
@stevenmorales7814 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO
@randomstuffnow1171
@randomstuffnow1171 4 жыл бұрын
Good idea get him high then throw him into the radiation room then zap them nuts why am I not removing that text well i need some food
@tonyjohnson3717
@tonyjohnson3717 4 жыл бұрын
Give him about 6 tabs and tell him to buckle up.
@mariyahgamez6755
@mariyahgamez6755 4 жыл бұрын
AAAAAA
@unnecessaryjourney634
@unnecessaryjourney634 4 жыл бұрын
I mean... we could probably do something like that if you really want?
@BRADSFUNFACT
@BRADSFUNFACT Жыл бұрын
Every single villain fears Matpat
@TewityPlays
@TewityPlays Жыл бұрын
lol
@JoshuaDuncan-o1u
@JoshuaDuncan-o1u Жыл бұрын
And every hero does too
@hometimemayhem928
@hometimemayhem928 Жыл бұрын
prep time
@alucarD42013
@alucarD42013 Жыл бұрын
Only one doesn't, the urple man behind the slaughter who always comes back
@dafilmqueen556
@dafilmqueen556 11 ай бұрын
​@@alucarD42013, nice one 😂
@clyff4008
@clyff4008 6 жыл бұрын
Just use a reverse Uno card
@josies2804
@josies2804 6 жыл бұрын
+4 🤣
@geo5378
@geo5378 6 жыл бұрын
Swap hands
@C0mplicat3d
@C0mplicat3d 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😂😂
@soupepictrek1397
@soupepictrek1397 6 жыл бұрын
Michal Meyers: * Reveals hand full of blue, green, yellow and red reverse cards. *
@zelyt
@zelyt 6 жыл бұрын
*Michael about to kill you* *Pulls out reverse card* *Michael kills himself*
@thehappyaipom
@thehappyaipom 3 жыл бұрын
So, funny enough, in Dead By Daylight, Michael is the only killer in the game who has literally Forced his way into the entities realm, and seems to be there and traversing of his own free will. It's a very nice nod to how super ambiguous Michael Myers is, and how truly dark of an entity he now is.
@cdxxlxil9159
@cdxxlxil9159 3 жыл бұрын
Also, other than Pyramid Head, he is the only killer in the game that seems to be able to get away with killing survivors directly without consequences or permission
@thatoneantoid51
@thatoneantoid51 3 жыл бұрын
@@cdxxlxil9159 meanwhile Pinhead just showed up too
@Josh-gn7tz
@Josh-gn7tz 3 жыл бұрын
Love that game
@thehappyaipom
@thehappyaipom 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneantoid51 see without more I thought it was kind of implied that the entity took the lament configuration, and in turn would eventually bring Pinhead or a cent bite at least, when eventually found by a survivor. It's vague but it would seem the Entity planned it this way.
@Ser_Embo
@Ser_Embo 3 жыл бұрын
The blight did force himself in to the realm by searching for it
@thesilverduke
@thesilverduke 5 жыл бұрын
“His own personal little MIKE-rowave” Why waste all that radiation when you can just kill him with bad puns?
@Laki2006
@Laki2006 5 жыл бұрын
Micheal is too powerful, he won't cringe at the puns and the puns will kill you instead
@MrGuy-xq5uv
@MrGuy-xq5uv 5 жыл бұрын
Cuz he'll whip out that goddamn reverse card
@peepock7796
@peepock7796 5 жыл бұрын
Waste radiation?
@jimbo_guy
@jimbo_guy 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrGuy-xq5uv But Then Respond With "No U Infinity"
@candlestone5397
@candlestone5397 5 жыл бұрын
Ok, ive thrown six jokebooks at him and he aint slowing down, now what?
@usarmysupporter
@usarmysupporter Жыл бұрын
The fact matpat made this and now in Halloween ends it’s as easy as knocking him unconscious and then putting him in a huge shredder 💀
@Youtoober-ru4lf
@Youtoober-ru4lf 5 жыл бұрын
I'm an X-ray technician. Unfortunately, hospital x-ray machines won't output that much radiation in the time before he escapes. A single flouroscopy machine can emit about 1 gray in approximately 5 minutes. However, there are so many variables to this. If you put the machine on max dosage it may be closer to 3 minutes for a gray. You would need to have the machine pointed directly at him like a gun for him to receive that dose. Another thing to this, the x-ray machines would more than likely overheat after a single gray at full power and would need to be shut off for 30 minutes. Radiation works like millions of tiny bullets. They can ricochet and scatter all over the room just like bullets and will break apart when they hit stuff just like bullets. So if Michael isn't under direct line of fire, the radiation will attenuate (dissipate) on the lead infused walls and floors. In other words, you would need to have about 30 flouroscopy machines in a single room, which most hospitals don't carry a fraction of that amount. You would have to move them all to that single room, where flouroscopy machines are big, heavy, and take forever to turn on. Lastly each machine needs an operator to hold a button to emit radiation. You know, all while having a killer chasing you. To achieve that much of a radiation dose, you would need to take him to a nuclear deadzone, or a nuclear power plant.
@TheRoadhammer379
@TheRoadhammer379 5 жыл бұрын
so basically, he needs to be dumped in the heart of chernobyl
@b0t_345
@b0t_345 5 жыл бұрын
That’s about 1 fortnite player full
@leviboom0932
@leviboom0932 5 жыл бұрын
Send nukes
@snowangel92100
@snowangel92100 5 жыл бұрын
Well.. We take him to Springfield then. They have a functional nuclear power plant, extreme lack of security and so much neclear material and waste its not a surprised if it's dumped in a lake every other Tuesday. Or make the same plan just for a nuclear facility. I just perfer the Simpsons route.
@polkadotskirt
@polkadotskirt 5 жыл бұрын
Steven Libbon This is too long•_•
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
You can literally run like Barry Allen, but Michael will always walk faster than you
@loguspogus9226
@loguspogus9226 3 жыл бұрын
Searched u up on google, you literally have your own Wikipedia page and multiple images
@noddlelebowski1074
@noddlelebowski1074 3 жыл бұрын
2nd on one of your comments yoooo
@mxrtalboxing
@mxrtalboxing 3 жыл бұрын
yo who even are you lol I see you everywhere
@Monke0
@Monke0 3 жыл бұрын
4th yeah
@spam2680
@spam2680 3 жыл бұрын
Please you need to tell me what you are. I'm going insane
@TheJMReedy
@TheJMReedy 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks MatPat for your shout out to Leukemia Patients/Survivors! Coming up on 14 years Leukemia free myself and your description of the treatment I went through is spot on! I might actually refer people to this video when I describe it to people. Love everything you and Team Theorists do! Fun Fact: Because I was a kid during treatment, I was allowed to bring a stuffed animal with me to radiation treatment, so I legitimately have an irradiated stuffed rabbit named Mr. Bun Bun!
@youraverageguy2495
@youraverageguy2495 6 жыл бұрын
Pinned, 1 like and 0 comment
@Drake-uk5rv
@Drake-uk5rv 6 жыл бұрын
I am also a survivor. I was 11 when I got it.
@nz_am5859
@nz_am5859 6 жыл бұрын
We all support you
@kemps574
@kemps574 6 жыл бұрын
Funny for me Halloween was yesterday I'm in NZ
@imjustlumi1687
@imjustlumi1687 6 жыл бұрын
Are u okay?
@HawkieVFX
@HawkieVFX 2 жыл бұрын
There was a theory by Laurie that the more he fights and kills the stronger he gets. He’s basically a pokemon. And the more he kills and the higher the xp gets. He also has a health bar, if he gets hit too hard he has a recharge period of seconds to 10 yrs. Michael in the old man timeline can’t grow back his limbs or heal from permanent injuries.
@denisiisi5983
@denisiisi5983 7 ай бұрын
Bahahahahahaha he's a pokemon! Love that!
@jaxbartlett4068
@jaxbartlett4068 4 жыл бұрын
Micheal Myers: finds a shotgun Also Micheal Myers: I’m too used to stabbing, so I’ll do it again
@TheFerretofEarth
@TheFerretofEarth 4 жыл бұрын
Jax Bartlett Imagine if they make a new movie and he finds a spoon
@forestlol6865
@forestlol6865 4 жыл бұрын
Corgi Reach he’d be 64x more effective
@helenhensman
@helenhensman 4 жыл бұрын
@@forestlol6865 Just give him a sandal that's pure nightmare fuel and the worst pain
@GAn1ms
@GAn1ms 4 жыл бұрын
*can’t teach an old dog new tricks*
@undeadneko20gaming25
@undeadneko20gaming25 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheFerretofEarth lol this was my reaction to Alice madness returns aka these one enemies have spoons and I was on call like wtf is a spoon gonna do
@michaeljcdo335
@michaeljcdo335 3 жыл бұрын
Even after all these years, this is still my favourite film theory. The humour is on point and the graphics and editing accentuate and add to the humour.
@raptorjesus2516
@raptorjesus2516 3 жыл бұрын
I love this one mostly for the kermit joke
@GregGallagher
@GregGallagher 3 жыл бұрын
All these years? It’s literally been less than 3 years
@imHim710
@imHim710 3 жыл бұрын
All these years? Bruh you serious 🤣😭😂
@mattw8350
@mattw8350 3 жыл бұрын
@@raptorjesus2516 why you so easily amused 😐
@raptorjesus2516
@raptorjesus2516 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattw8350 I'm a simple person
@woolchipmunk
@woolchipmunk 5 жыл бұрын
4:45 Wouldn’t his legs that have been chopped off grow a new body So then there would be two Michels Jesus man don’t do that
@KnightoftheSorryFace
@KnightoftheSorryFace 4 жыл бұрын
4:45?
@hugomwidau6452
@hugomwidau6452 4 жыл бұрын
8:42
@KnightoftheSorryFace
@KnightoftheSorryFace 4 жыл бұрын
@King Furio they wouldn't if they're still connected to eachother
@kathyjpw
@kathyjpw 4 жыл бұрын
Woolchipmunk98 Michael under goes mitosis 😳
@screemingslay5415
@screemingslay5415 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Myers is a starfish lol
@nexxyart3614
@nexxyart3614 Жыл бұрын
This theory single handedly made a better ending than the one they actually gave us
@lili-zv8zi
@lili-zv8zi 5 жыл бұрын
No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers can walk faster.👀 Motivational post of the day!🤗
@nxtlunar
@nxtlunar 5 жыл бұрын
Weird how someone who is walking is faster then someone going at like 40 mph
@umertheclumsytube193
@umertheclumsytube193 5 жыл бұрын
Lily bug poor usain bolt
@thatcrystalpie
@thatcrystalpie 5 жыл бұрын
Unmotivational
@papersmoke5274
@papersmoke5274 5 жыл бұрын
Very motivational
@niallsomething3469
@niallsomething3469 5 жыл бұрын
How "motivational"
@DeadDropGamer
@DeadDropGamer 6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna be real here MatPat. The second you started talking about lethal radiation I was ready for you to talk about nuking him.
@e.j.wizerd2000
@e.j.wizerd2000 6 жыл бұрын
ikr
@345635356
@345635356 6 жыл бұрын
That would be overkill xD
@ItsYaBear
@ItsYaBear 6 жыл бұрын
It would be affective however...
@AdfasSSBM
@AdfasSSBM 6 жыл бұрын
Tactical nuke! Incoming! Boo Weep! Boo Weep!
@DelinquentChibi
@DelinquentChibi 6 жыл бұрын
Old style Atom Bomb. Nothing left of the guy.
@marcelikesthepals8490
@marcelikesthepals8490 5 жыл бұрын
The way to kill Michael Myers is by showing him KZbin rewind
@child460
@child460 5 жыл бұрын
Well played
@teresitaledesma799
@teresitaledesma799 5 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@worthyedge9307
@worthyedge9307 5 жыл бұрын
(in Will Smith voice) *that's hot*
@marcelikesthepals8490
@marcelikesthepals8490 5 жыл бұрын
@@worthyedge9307 *that's hot*
@chvrro
@chvrro 5 жыл бұрын
Good one
@andrewwilson5104
@andrewwilson5104 Жыл бұрын
Also the original 1978 Halloween movie is still the best movie in the franchise
@josephl7930
@josephl7930 6 жыл бұрын
Number 1 way to stop all monsters, vengeful ghosts, and evil villains, in its tracks: Low box office ! ! !
@joeburgess2464
@joeburgess2464 6 жыл бұрын
Ah the old don't look at it and it'll go away. Jk
@chadfalardeau9162
@chadfalardeau9162 6 жыл бұрын
Too late, it broke the box office.
@alexanderm8975
@alexanderm8975 6 жыл бұрын
Just give him his candy and a cookie
@deathkiller2894
@deathkiller2894 6 жыл бұрын
Chop him from the head to feet and you will still have a brain and lungs
@m1ssingnote
@m1ssingnote 6 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT 😂👏
@lukeforce123
@lukeforce123 5 жыл бұрын
Just loop him for the whole game then escape through the hatch
@senormula3534
@senormula3534 5 жыл бұрын
Lukeforce o god ur one of those survivors 😂
@thewaterleaf7929
@thewaterleaf7929 5 жыл бұрын
nice one...
@flippersheep2397
@flippersheep2397 5 жыл бұрын
No all u got to say is :kick micheal myers
@Genghis_Ganja
@Genghis_Ganja 5 жыл бұрын
Nice reference
@panzeratom695
@panzeratom695 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been looking for the dbd comments.
@brymetheous2387
@brymetheous2387 3 жыл бұрын
after watching Halloween kills, this is particularly relevant
@titan5045
@titan5045 3 жыл бұрын
This movie has been scaring the crap out of me so I was like "ah something that'll make me less scared"
@natethejit5304
@natethejit5304 3 жыл бұрын
@@titan5045 ik you’ve probably heard this before but just know it’s not real and you will feel better, my parents made sure I knew that
@brandonsavitski
@brandonsavitski 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice that in Halloween H20 Michael Myers puts his mask and outfit on a random normal guy. That guy gets ejected through the windshield of the Van, Gets up like it's no big deal just like he's actually Michael Myers, rammed by the huge van head on, knocked / tumbles down a few hundred feet down a ravine, van lands on top of his back not snapping his spinal cord, and is still alive like an actual bossanova until he gets beheaded. That man doesn't get enough love. Michael Myers would have been proud of him.
@shreks_ex_wife3271
@shreks_ex_wife3271 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed the whole time
@titan5045
@titan5045 3 жыл бұрын
@@natethejit5304 thanks it was my first one of these which made it worse but yeah it should be better soon
@sallypumpkin8201
@sallypumpkin8201 2 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine wanted to be Michael Meyers for Halloween our senior year and his mom bought him a cat in the hat...hat and he wore it like a badge of honor
@mxavenger2362
@mxavenger2362 7 ай бұрын
Good he aint ben tramer
@michaelgleghorn9779
@michaelgleghorn9779 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think Michael has super healing, I think that he's just filled with DETERMINATION.
@Destroyer-uz3qb
@Destroyer-uz3qb 4 жыл бұрын
No no no he not willaim afton
@oofman6744
@oofman6744 4 жыл бұрын
Harry Reid boi I can’t tell if that’s a joke
@piperboatright7132
@piperboatright7132 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I have no idea why this made me laugh so much
@jennypickle
@jennypickle 4 жыл бұрын
@@Destroyer-uz3qb That's from Undertale, not FNAF. I get why you think of William, though.
@theemeraldking3251
@theemeraldking3251 4 жыл бұрын
You could say he has an iron will to live 🤔
@devillarratt4134
@devillarratt4134 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine Myers coming after you with baby legs like Deadpool
@rylanortheunyielding3811
@rylanortheunyielding3811 6 жыл бұрын
* grabs a minigun and kills Mayers or a last kill Mayers and digs up a hole and throws Mayers,and fills up the hole *
@imacardboardbox
@imacardboardbox 6 жыл бұрын
@@rylanortheunyielding3811 mayo or myers?
@wafflejam9015
@wafflejam9015 6 жыл бұрын
@@imacardboardbox yes
@imacardboardbox
@imacardboardbox 6 жыл бұрын
@@wafflejam9015 y e s
@rylanortheunyielding3811
@rylanortheunyielding3811 6 жыл бұрын
Mayers
@lawrencepoole9724
@lawrencepoole9724 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Myers is so deadly on Halloween Kills. The Avengers could find the Halloween universe within the multiverse, convince Thanos to move to Michael’s hometown, and wait for Halloween. Michael Myers would take care of Thanos no problem.
@lazyliongames6660
@lazyliongames6660 2 жыл бұрын
Or thanos snaps him dealing with Michael as well
@Isildurwasbetrayed
@Isildurwasbetrayed 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah no you tripping
@lucalives96
@lucalives96 2 жыл бұрын
@@lazyliongames6660 either way its a win for one of the universes
@theoneandonlykyle9800
@theoneandonlykyle9800 2 жыл бұрын
lmao even goku would have a hard time with him lol
@sixthesoulreaper1411
@sixthesoulreaper1411 2 жыл бұрын
@@theoneandonlykyle9800 Goku would close his eyes and evaporate him you only need a power level of 10,000 to destroy a planet and Goku is so beyond that I can't describe it
@Moon_dude_plush
@Moon_dude_plush 8 ай бұрын
Matt Pat was like “poor him in radiation” Meanwhile Laurie just needed a couple knives in the fridge.
@jamespotter8467
@jamespotter8467 5 жыл бұрын
I have a friend whose name is actually Michael Myers. His parents had a strange sense of humor. whenever we have a substitute they always do a double take when they read his name.
@spinecollector2054
@spinecollector2054 5 жыл бұрын
Oh god well I guess that’s annoying
@emmajaubert6249
@emmajaubert6249 5 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@jkbutterfly3142
@jkbutterfly3142 5 жыл бұрын
One of my friends last names is krueger! 0.0
@harmc2301
@harmc2301 5 жыл бұрын
James Potter I would so do that to my kid...
@unreal1019
@unreal1019 5 жыл бұрын
@@emmajaubert6249 You can look it up, people have names like Michael Myers and even Freddy Krueger, you dumbass.
@izak4459
@izak4459 5 жыл бұрын
But you forgot one power that makes him invinicble. This special power is the power of main character. It allows them to survive ANYTHING
@forshitsandgiggles614
@forshitsandgiggles614 5 жыл бұрын
Plot armor
@contessa4490
@contessa4490 5 жыл бұрын
You mean the legendary power called Plot Armor?
@kingslushie1018
@kingslushie1018 5 жыл бұрын
Well time to remove his plot armor!
@spezzyspezzy
@spezzyspezzy 5 жыл бұрын
O shit ur right
@thestevens580
@thestevens580 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!! Like the rouge one sqa.... oh wait
@mccreazyy7334
@mccreazyy7334 5 жыл бұрын
Guys I actually have my own theory on Michael Myers. He isn't just one person, hes a cult. (not including the new halloween) Reasons: 1. Don't you notice how Michael changes his mask every movie? Yeah. Different people. 2. Wanna know how he doesn't die sometimes in the end of the movies and just disappears? Yeah. He does die. He just gets replaced by a cult member. 3. Isn't it weird that the effects of aging aren't stopping his strength, stamina, and overall physique? Yeah. Basically the thorn maybe has been going on for a while, spanning from A LOT of "generations" of Michael. This may be a stupid theory but I was just thinking about how it's so weird that the effects of aging don't even matter for Michael but does for everyone else. BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY A "taken out of context but is odd enough to maybe true" THEORY edit: I forgot to mention the curse, the curse more likely than not gives you the prolonged invincibility in your blood stream so get shot or something and more likely than not you will die later on, so basically it acts as a sort of morphine on steroids. I hope this clears a little bit of the confusion on what I meant.
@k-c7345
@k-c7345 5 жыл бұрын
Dun dun dun
@Shmooplemuck
@Shmooplemuck 5 жыл бұрын
McCreazy I can easily knock out all three reasons. 1:The mask changing is the movie designers fault. 2: He gets shot and beat mid way through in some movies and still comes back. I’m pretty sure he would slow down or stop due to blood loss from shots. Even when Dr.Loomis shoots him again and again and pushes him off the balcony, he would be in so much pain but he just gets back up fine. 3:He has crazy strength and that strength would overcome the aging weakness. Also, if older people do keep moving around and doing stuff, they are stronger than old people just sitting around.
@timur5145
@timur5145 5 жыл бұрын
Good theory but debunks it fact that he has burnmarks on his hands in sequels after the 2 movie.
@dantasticmania8728
@dantasticmania8728 5 жыл бұрын
Actually the first two films masks barely changed that much from each other. It was part 4 that had a vastly different design do to copyrights issues going on with the first two films were they couldn't use the original mask.
@jamestomato1744
@jamestomato1744 5 жыл бұрын
Good theory, but I'm going to say movie b.s logic.
@titusbarsczewski7653
@titusbarsczewski7653 Жыл бұрын
The best way to kite him and get him into the radiation room is by taking his mask and tossing it into the room, when he loses his mask that becomes his priority number 1
@noelleswift7249
@noelleswift7249 5 жыл бұрын
The easiest way to kill him would be to squish him. Sure, he'd un-squish but as long as you keep the pressure on him, (example, a car crusher) he wouldn't be able to reform or break out, because he can't break a car crusher while he's practically jam.
@hecatesama
@hecatesama 5 жыл бұрын
Thats good or an old fashion sealing spell 😂😂😂.
@ChronicRen
@ChronicRen 5 жыл бұрын
A simple spell, but quite unbreakable
@deezecats8846
@deezecats8846 5 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong
@totallynotalive5370
@totallynotalive5370 5 жыл бұрын
He never dies, your bound to have a power outage that releases him, or the battery runs out and he escapes
@oscar-wp4sw
@oscar-wp4sw 5 жыл бұрын
DogfaceZed Here is a step 5 plan to initiate your idea. 1. Acquire a car crusher 2. Get Michael Myers in the car crusher ( good luck ) and crush him 3.Place said car crusher several hundred feet underground ( or in space idk whatever you wanna do ) 4. Refill the hole 5. Celebrate
@nith4126
@nith4126 4 жыл бұрын
You could also trap him in multiple inescapable traps. He’s been in jail, so we are capable of getting him into small rooms. Fill the room with molten lead/melting plastic, until it completely encases him. Then put that into a steel cage, then put that as far underground as possible. Even if he does make it out of 1, theres no way he escapes all 3
@sneakysnakesss829
@sneakysnakesss829 3 жыл бұрын
good luck with that he has a god like strength. He's not going to wait like a good boy for you to put him in a cage. He can literally lift an adult 30 cm high in the air with just one hand
@jeanremi8384
@jeanremi8384 3 жыл бұрын
@@sneakysnakesss829 read the first lines, he's been in jail, we are capable of puting him into small rooms
@alexthegreat8001
@alexthegreat8001 3 жыл бұрын
@@sneakysnakesss829 yeah, but apparently he's been knocked out before, just organize a squadron of ploice units to create a blockade, riddle him with bullets until he falls over, tie him up with metal chains, dunk him into a box and throw him into the ocean, or put him in stasis.
@norouziman8748
@norouziman8748 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeanremi8384 you are capable of putting Myers in a small room? you get that he's also extremely smart right? the mask doesnt show it but under neath his mask he's probably as smart as Jason when it comes to planning and stealth, how do you know he will fall for it and how do you know the trap wont fall on you, the man has broken out of cuffs before
@jeanremi8384
@jeanremi8384 3 жыл бұрын
@@norouziman8748 well, i dunno, but since he has been in jail before, he can be caught.
@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372
@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought that he was unkillable because he's a metaphor for human evil
@madisonjames6917
@madisonjames6917 4 жыл бұрын
No that can’t be it
@rhemedyextract
@rhemedyextract 4 жыл бұрын
@@madisonjames6917 yes he is literally a demon or the devil
@xthepotatowolfx2334
@xthepotatowolfx2334 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the original creators of Halloween said that Michael Myers is a metaphor for human evil and that there’s no way of stopping it.
@Welsh7133
@Welsh7133 4 жыл бұрын
@@rhemedyextract what are you doing here? I thought you were dead... How’s Lenny?
@rhemedyextract
@rhemedyextract 4 жыл бұрын
@@Welsh7133 lenny is drinking and here is arthur
@Acatandanomad
@Acatandanomad Жыл бұрын
I feel like the basic answer of simple suffocating could work too. Without oxygen, your stem cells, and all of the cells, start to shut down. Full suffocation, like, say, being buried alive while he's unconscious, it could work.
@HandmadeGoose97
@HandmadeGoose97 6 жыл бұрын
According to the Andrew WK version, watching classic horror movies is also a way to not get killed
@DanielS2001
@DanielS2001 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Staples Tell that to Randy in Scream 2.
@freshchris9457
@freshchris9457 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel S Randy "turn around turn around" why so meta
@formulagamers6689
@formulagamers6689 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Staples really?
@largething5834
@largething5834 6 жыл бұрын
Wait Andrew wk look at my username what are the odds of that
@ihavenosubscribers8845
@ihavenosubscribers8845 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Staples the question wasn’t how to survive the question was how do you BEAT him
@rpaleg
@rpaleg 4 жыл бұрын
Micheal is attacking everybody because he wants to find someone like him that's "immortal", all he wants is a friend.
@arafe.1012
@arafe.1012 4 жыл бұрын
the cult movie says he gets immortallity if he keeps on killing cause of cult powers
@WavyFH
@WavyFH 4 жыл бұрын
Call Jason
@Aeros005
@Aeros005 4 жыл бұрын
Elmo
@Skyler2k5
@Skyler2k5 4 жыл бұрын
@@WavyFH Michael x Jason otp
@3121Bana
@3121Bana 4 жыл бұрын
Literally call Jason or Fnaf or chucky heck I'll talk to him
@coolstory6193
@coolstory6193 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like if he’s chasing you, and you get in a car and get on an airplane to go to another state or country and Michael Myers will be right there waiting for you. Lol. Dude took Gokus instant transmission technique.
@w1ndgeneral226
@w1ndgeneral226 3 жыл бұрын
Now I'm imagining him holding a sign with your name on it.
@Ben7892
@Ben7892 2 жыл бұрын
@@w1ndgeneral226 now I’m imagining it aswell
@SonGoku02314
@SonGoku02314 2 жыл бұрын
"Hmm, trying to run I see?"
@Thisisjuansaccount
@Thisisjuansaccount 2 жыл бұрын
Huge Grinder be like: Am I joke to you?
@jesterjacks3933
@jesterjacks3933 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you know? Powerwalking is the most efficient mode of travel.
@thatcrystalpie
@thatcrystalpie 5 жыл бұрын
Steadily staring at someone while power walking toward them from a long distance is the most intimidating mode of travel.
@themap5482
@themap5482 5 жыл бұрын
Jason, Michael, and 2 million other slashers aprove.
@branislavkocic3518
@branislavkocic3518 5 жыл бұрын
Captain Holt of Brooklyn 99? xD
@notreal5826
@notreal5826 5 жыл бұрын
Or driving, or biking, or you know, uber, basically anything but walking, or crawling
@extrememode6455
@extrememode6455 6 жыл бұрын
No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will always walk faster than you
@andrejoss475
@andrejoss475 6 жыл бұрын
lol imagine Flash running at top speed, zooming across the world and everytime he looks back he just sees Myers casually walking towards him at pretty much the same speed that Flash is running just some slow 50 mile steps
@therealglop8424
@therealglop8424 6 жыл бұрын
teleport*
@kirboysgaming6937
@kirboysgaming6937 6 жыл бұрын
Extrememode lol
@JCResDoc94
@JCResDoc94 6 жыл бұрын
everyone forgets the teleportation run is a power
@kirboysgaming6937
@kirboysgaming6937 6 жыл бұрын
Helllllllllooooooooooooooooooo 😄
@jzoid1351
@jzoid1351 6 жыл бұрын
He is gonna use a gun as a knife? This dude really is a madman
@oxilef8471
@oxilef8471 5 жыл бұрын
And he use a dynamite like a cigarette
@ezgameezdoge1915
@ezgameezdoge1915 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@brysonadams7040
@brysonadams7040 5 жыл бұрын
Skwooks just take his gun away and shove it in his heart not even that maniac can live if something happened to his hart
@phrog2125
@phrog2125 5 жыл бұрын
r/madlads
@ghostlylinks3422
@ghostlylinks3422 5 жыл бұрын
How
@SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese
@SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese 2 жыл бұрын
1:18 In the words of JonTron: "That one didn't age quite so well"
@rocksgio
@rocksgio 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, if you cut Michael in half do both halves of his body regenerate? Could you potentially accidentally clone Michael Myers in an attempt to kill him?
@ninjtim1133
@ninjtim1133 6 жыл бұрын
Gio oh shit
@BeckyNosferatu
@BeckyNosferatu 6 жыл бұрын
That's one theory I've explored, yes... Which is fucking terrifying.
@Rob_Thorsman
@Rob_Thorsman 6 жыл бұрын
Perhaps, but the lower part would have to grow a new brain and thus might not be psychotic.
@wooferjr169
@wooferjr169 6 жыл бұрын
Some asshole would just line them up inside a slaughter house and then have it saw in like a small room of 1 and saw him in half to be 2 then 4 then 8 then 16, 32, 64, 128, etc. And let them all free.
@salamandersharp
@salamandersharp 6 жыл бұрын
that is a very good and also terrifying question
@Ghostkillaz
@Ghostkillaz 4 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I used to think Michael Myers was Jason's Dad. Lol
@tempoticandmeepstar7584
@tempoticandmeepstar7584 4 жыл бұрын
lol I always thought they were brothers
@0ldpeps112
@0ldpeps112 4 жыл бұрын
Mate they’re both Freddy Kruger’s sons
@tempoticandmeepstar7584
@tempoticandmeepstar7584 4 жыл бұрын
0LD PEPS1 *yes*
@riskrunner4532
@riskrunner4532 4 жыл бұрын
Technically that's true because Michael inspired Jason
@eternallight_9292
@eternallight_9292 4 жыл бұрын
U to?!
@StickMaster500
@StickMaster500 6 жыл бұрын
And then he survives the radiation poisoning because movie logic
@JayJay-jd4vl
@JayJay-jd4vl 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dorugoramon0518
@dorugoramon0518 6 жыл бұрын
And mutates into a t-rex.
@JayJay-jd4vl
@JayJay-jd4vl 6 жыл бұрын
@@dorugoramon0518 then forms shreks face and becomes the "shrek-asauros" because movie logic
@andhikasoehalim3170
@andhikasoehalim3170 6 жыл бұрын
Just Chuck him into a Nuclear Waste disposal facility and lock him in there, he'll melt eventually and since he can't teleport, stay there
@lutris6887
@lutris6887 6 жыл бұрын
@@JayJay-jd4vl then forms into part elmo into a shrelmo-saurus because movie logic (whats wrong with me?)
@helRAEzzzer
@helRAEzzzer Жыл бұрын
If Rasputin was a horror movie monster, he'd be Michael Myers.
@RobeonMew
@RobeonMew 4 жыл бұрын
8:56 - Or you can starve him. If his cells are running that fast they need energy probably explains why he moves slow as well.
@cheesefart570
@cheesefart570 4 жыл бұрын
@@Someguy1820 ask him to eat an Arnold Schwarzenegger mass gainer for max energy
@lovelynd3
@lovelynd3 4 жыл бұрын
He moves so slow because of a disease he has
@DeadBelowZer0
@DeadBelowZer0 6 жыл бұрын
Film Theory: There are only two canon movies. Also Film Theory Literally 5 Seconds Later: *Uses all the other non-canon films to describe his abilities*
@BrassFeline
@BrassFeline 6 жыл бұрын
BOI I hope matpat reads this 😂😂😂
@alyssadurante8739
@alyssadurante8739 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ash_sunday
@ash_sunday 6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it just be like that
@supdude1498
@supdude1498 5 жыл бұрын
Facts lmao Then uses THE MOST noncannon movie as a way to explain how everyone knows Michael's story even though it's literally a different universe.
@Robhearts_
@Robhearts_ 5 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@mysticmimir1684
@mysticmimir1684 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he missed the opportunity to say Michael-Wave instead of Microwave
@dylpickle2559
@dylpickle2559 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Ilbråten one, yes it is Two, why the fucking f u c k would you call someone a slur because they made up a funny pun, jealous you couldn’t do it yourself or some shit?? Shut it easy bake oven
@barackobama8309
@barackobama8309 5 жыл бұрын
@@Saucysaucevibe woah chill out my dude
@Saucysaucevibe
@Saucysaucevibe 5 жыл бұрын
@@barackobama8309 Ok, sorry.
@todorokishoto2176
@todorokishoto2176 5 жыл бұрын
@Rockness cool you my sir ma'am are a genius
@mushroombivh848
@mushroombivh848 5 жыл бұрын
That is a very good pun.😂
@BronzeBendyOfficial
@BronzeBendyOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
11:45 you might wanna fact check, he can run, and hes so fast if you blink you'll die before noticing him. If you watch one of the flashback scenes in Halloween kills you'll see how fast he can run, and if he has incredible durability, he could run faster than a car and catch up to you.
@thewolvessquad4045
@thewolvessquad4045 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't he die if his head was chopped off
@daviddow3705
@daviddow3705 Жыл бұрын
He cannot outrun a car tf?
@yahnah9116
@yahnah9116 Жыл бұрын
No he cant
@BronzeBendyOfficial
@BronzeBendyOfficial Жыл бұрын
@@daviddow3705 he's inhuman, he can't feel pain which means he could physically push himself to run at any speed and not tire out.
@Prebuilt_Room901
@Prebuilt_Room901 7 ай бұрын
This video came out before Halloween Kills
@jaeusa160
@jaeusa160 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, you came up with this fancy method... but wouldn't it be better to just dunk him in molten metal like the T-1000 and then let it harden. I'm pretty sure the molten metal would kill all the cells anyway, but even if not, there'd just be no space for them to regenerate anyway... in fact, dunking him in a volcano would probably achieve the same results too. Probably even work on Jason.
@mrslyfox2405
@mrslyfox2405 6 жыл бұрын
And you think a babysitter can just drive a masked murderer to a volcano.
@og_gaming681
@og_gaming681 6 жыл бұрын
Lock him in a helluva hard to get out of insane asylum because he never had super strength
@JayJay-jd4vl
@JayJay-jd4vl 6 жыл бұрын
Next halloween movie is 20 minutes long just the babysitter driving too a valcano and throwing Micheal in lol. Nice idea btw really smart mate
@AmyraCarter
@AmyraCarter 6 жыл бұрын
That would work on anyone, just ask Freddy Kreuger.
@iwansays
@iwansays 6 жыл бұрын
If you could get the local policemen to cooperate, shove the guy into a metal box, drop at nearest sea.
@somethingedgy2185
@somethingedgy2185 4 жыл бұрын
So the last movie in the series should be called "Michael Goes to Chernobyl"
@TheMulToyVerse
@TheMulToyVerse 4 жыл бұрын
Are you insane? Even the radiation mentioned in the theory would prolly end up giving him extra strength, the ability to run and who knows what other powers. Chernobyl would absolutely give him a power-up. Not based on science, just based on slasher-movie logic ----- Even look at TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze... What took days or possibly even weeks to turn the turtles humanoid and Tokka/Rahzar humanoid only took about 2 minutes to take full effect on Shredder... And despite *drinking* the last vial of ooze, it mutates his clothes, his armor/helmet and even his flip’n cape, lol ----- Then there’s the *best* and sometimes top-contender for cheesiest slasher ever; Jason (who’s actually not a bad guy, his is the superhero tale for abstinence) Anyway, those nano-bots regenerated a new mask for him for some reason... as if his mask was literally a genetic extension of him... I mean, I’m sure it has plenty of genetic material on it, but seriously? An über-mask? 😂🤣😅
@gwenbrazier5057
@gwenbrazier5057 4 жыл бұрын
love the profile pic
@Franz0818
@Franz0818 4 жыл бұрын
*CHEEKI BREEKI INTENSIFIES*
@paris5663
@paris5663 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMulToyVerse jesus I can't tell if you're for real or you just don't know that this is a joke.
@TheMulToyVerse
@TheMulToyVerse 3 жыл бұрын
red kinda sus 100% both I know it’s a joke, but I’m also playing it serious as if there were actual stakes in the real world 😛
@allowcoy0413
@allowcoy0413 3 жыл бұрын
11:28 “We have to be really, really smart” Is that why no one in the movies has done it yet?
@Elephant56565
@Elephant56565 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@PurifiedWaterGV
@PurifiedWaterGV 3 жыл бұрын
Ong
@mikeakersa8566
@mikeakersa8566 3 жыл бұрын
can confirm after watching Halloween Kills that being smart seems to be impossible for the characters in the franchise
@slygamer136
@slygamer136 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@Casual-enjoyer
@Casual-enjoyer Жыл бұрын
The hermit joke got me imagining r The Muppets against Michael myers. Priceless
@akramirez
@akramirez 6 жыл бұрын
Comments: “You could just drown him.” Jason and Freddy have been killed by less. Jason drowning was a part of his backstory, and he was killed with a machete. These characters are cartoonish. You have to match it with more cartoonishness, and there’s nothing more cartoonish than basically trying to nuke a single man.
@merashow2518
@merashow2518 6 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking because that would take a lot less time
@alisonturner8501
@alisonturner8501 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck
@Bernard-ue9pn
@Bernard-ue9pn 6 жыл бұрын
leave him in a tank full of water and burry the tank
@dragonk5543
@dragonk5543 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Langfitt drowning is actually valid if you trap them in a safe without weapons and they will keep drowning forever dying and coming back and repeating and since water is already in their lungs they come back to die in seconds Even if they are immortal unless they are taken out of the water everything is fine But actually the nuke idea is cool too
@Ronnoc1235
@Ronnoc1235 6 жыл бұрын
Can you do a theory to determine the secret recipe of the krabby patty
@bradbiesinger8054
@bradbiesinger8054 6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@xaviermccoy4849
@xaviermccoy4849 6 жыл бұрын
You fucking genius
@melike6481
@melike6481 6 жыл бұрын
It's crabs
@hysolace
@hysolace 6 жыл бұрын
Omg bro he should
@jakestar2294
@jakestar2294 6 жыл бұрын
It is crabs
@WillyV089
@WillyV089 6 жыл бұрын
Dope. Can you do an entire series like this? All the classics, like Jason and so on.
@airilerel
@airilerel 6 жыл бұрын
Do what? a tutorial on how to kill some psychotic serial killers?
@DonkeyKnuckleChuck
@DonkeyKnuckleChuck 6 жыл бұрын
Freddy Krueger just have a lucid dream and fuck him up. Jason is simpler. Don't go to crystal lake
@chrisroseexpired3286
@chrisroseexpired3286 6 жыл бұрын
yes do it
@rh8179
@rh8179 6 жыл бұрын
Yes definitely
@aangtroy5176
@aangtroy5176 Жыл бұрын
Matpat's requirements for being human 1. eats dogs 2. breathes
@AdmiralAwsm
@AdmiralAwsm 6 жыл бұрын
MatPat are you insane?! Irradiate Michael Myers?! If horror movies have taught me anything, it would only mutate him into an even worse monstrosity!
@Reishadowen
@Reishadowen 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, kinda have to agree with that. And then his mask would morph into something more sinister, and then he would probably get into space somehow, then finally have a crossover with Jason at some point. :/
@mrbiggielarge
@mrbiggielarge 6 жыл бұрын
@@Reishadowen true dat but uber jason beats ass
@internetwanderer5702
@internetwanderer5702 6 жыл бұрын
Reishadowen the mask turns in his face and he gets super sharp teeth
@Firemalleoandjelly
@Firemalleoandjelly 6 жыл бұрын
He is talking with real logic not movie logic which in yes that would happen.
@DeadMeat
@DeadMeat 6 жыл бұрын
Dude's got a point.
@raymondhoffner3202
@raymondhoffner3202 5 жыл бұрын
He’s a mutant, Disney will buy the rights to him, and introduce him into the MCU with Charles Xavier.
@errorbirdesther
@errorbirdesther 4 жыл бұрын
I need more info please (it sounds good please tell me more)
@Xannyphantom905
@Xannyphantom905 4 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't last 10 seconds in the marvel universe
@errorbirdesther
@errorbirdesther 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xannyphantom905 but he comes back He's like a period They come back
@Xannyphantom905
@Xannyphantom905 4 жыл бұрын
@@errorbirdesther he'll come back twice before he's infinitely fucked over by some mid tier mutant in a non conventional way. Honestly, Shield alone could body him
@khanhpham6823
@khanhpham6823 5 жыл бұрын
Just tell him he’s adopted
@thraxironhide1674
@thraxironhide1674 5 жыл бұрын
Lol. Michael gets roasted
@thecertifieddoctor
@thecertifieddoctor 5 жыл бұрын
oof
@vanessaredwood4921
@vanessaredwood4921 5 жыл бұрын
"ThAtS sAd")))))::::::::
@funtimeragged5045
@funtimeragged5045 5 жыл бұрын
Gia Khanh Pham WHOAH THATS FUCKING MEAN
@Linneom
@Linneom 5 жыл бұрын
THE NIGGA EATS DOGS call in a nuke
@corpselizzy
@corpselizzy Жыл бұрын
Matpat honestly roasting Michael Meyers walking is just amazing😂
@zebmie9719
@zebmie9719 5 жыл бұрын
How to beat Michael Myers Step 1: Be Thanos Step 2: Snap
@rotz394
@rotz394 5 жыл бұрын
You got me.
@BluesMoth64
@BluesMoth64 5 жыл бұрын
ZEMBIEWARLOCKZ0 *Michael Myers survives the snap*
@scoopsahoy4072
@scoopsahoy4072 5 жыл бұрын
3. Profit
@rhoncuscaseus9402
@rhoncuscaseus9402 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god god here
@thestevens580
@thestevens580 5 жыл бұрын
Step 3: Hope
@brandonsavitski
@brandonsavitski 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice that in Halloween H20 Michael Myers puts his mask and outfit on a random normal guy. That guy gets ejected through the windshield of the Van, Gets up like it's no big deal just like he's actually Michael Myers, rammed by the huge van head on, knocked / tumbles down a few hundred feet down a ravine, van lands on top of his back not snapping his spinal cord, and is still alive like an actual bossanova until he gets beheaded. That man doesn't get enough love. Michael Myers would have been proud of him.
@noah3162
@noah3162 3 жыл бұрын
I think originally that was the end of Halloween but they decided to milk it even more
@CW-qw9nx
@CW-qw9nx 2 жыл бұрын
@@noah3162 Yeah, they wanted to end it, but the director quite literally would not allow them to. That's why the ending seems so final, because it was supposed to be
@josephmorrison6549
@josephmorrison6549 Жыл бұрын
I heard a theory that the mask is what keeps him alive and gives him his power
@MeepChangeling
@MeepChangeling 4 жыл бұрын
I just want to point out, that Mike knowing how to drive isn't a plothole. Driving a car is EASY. It's also self-evident how you do it. You push gas, car go voom, you turn wheel, car turns in direction of wheel's rotation. Easy peasy. You can learn to drive by seeing someone drive. What's HARD about driving is doing it under all of the traffic laws. Him operating the car is fine. He's seen adults do it, he knows all you need to know to get car to go from point A to point B. Press this pettle to go, press this one to stop, turn this thing when engine makes this noise, turn wheel to turn. He probably even knows what most street signs mean. What he WOULDN'T know is how far you have to be from the car in front of you, what the speed limits are on diffrent road types if there isn't a posted sign, and so on. As with everything humans do day to day, driving is easy. Driving within the law is hard.
@gsdwdhdfsdgfgsfhdgsf
@gsdwdhdfsdgfgsfhdgsf 4 жыл бұрын
Meep Changeling it literally states in the movie that one of the people in charge of his care taught him how to drive
@andythernda
@andythernda 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the dude murdering people doesn't care about obeying traffic laws
@solodoloact
@solodoloact 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he stops at red lights
@williamwells434
@williamwells434 Жыл бұрын
So i should take Michael on a nice stroll through the Chernobyl concrete dome.
@carson8526
@carson8526 6 жыл бұрын
came for how to kill someone *left with a science lesson*
@unicornPOW1219
@unicornPOW1219 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Blackcop33
@Blackcop33 6 жыл бұрын
That’s what usually happens when you watch MatPat
@hermelindas7798
@hermelindas7798 6 жыл бұрын
lol true
@bluburmuff1787
@bluburmuff1787 5 жыл бұрын
If you chopped him perfectly in half would there be 2?
@panzeratom695
@panzeratom695 5 жыл бұрын
Two bodies, only one would have his brain
@mnichow2146
@mnichow2146 5 жыл бұрын
Micheal Myers Is Bacteria Confirmed.
@WoulouIII
@WoulouIII 5 жыл бұрын
If you mean, down the middle top to bottom, yes
@basicallyyes1796
@basicallyyes1796 5 жыл бұрын
Joey Ferreira boi it will work same other ways
@machopboy1235
@machopboy1235 5 жыл бұрын
Probably
@Versaucey
@Versaucey 6 жыл бұрын
Man, Michael Myers has nothing against moms, if they whip out their flip flops or belt, done it'll be the end of him.
@mimidjr4971
@mimidjr4971 6 жыл бұрын
That is true
@braden4436
@braden4436 6 жыл бұрын
*Angry Spanish*
@braidencurrier3646
@braidencurrier3646 6 жыл бұрын
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@EE-xo9wq
@EE-xo9wq 6 жыл бұрын
Your right
@samsalerno823
@samsalerno823 6 жыл бұрын
Or a wooden spoon ( my Italians should know what I’m talking about)
@tabathawalker5745
@tabathawalker5745 2 жыл бұрын
going back and watching this after watching halloween ends. this is better
@theadequatebee7422
@theadequatebee7422 5 жыл бұрын
Just give him John wick’s dog A knife might not kill but a pencil will
@BrendaSueCook
@BrendaSueCook 4 жыл бұрын
The new crossover of the century. Micheal Myers VS. John Wick coming to theaters near you
@Chris_Brill
@Chris_Brill 4 жыл бұрын
TheAdequateBee don’t do that don’t give him ideas
@biurosutendozmei7906
@biurosutendozmei7906 4 жыл бұрын
@Max Katsiotis if u would watch Halloween movies and see that Michael Myers is fucking invincible , and John Wick is just a figher , James Bond , Steven seagal , jason statham , sylvester stallone will beat John Wick lol , even in real life.
@LuckyDucky1122
@LuckyDucky1122 4 жыл бұрын
John wick would unload 2 mags on him jab him with a pencil throw 3 knives 2 at his eyes and one at his stomach them finish him off by snapping his neck on a book
@ianis5631
@ianis5631 4 жыл бұрын
Movie makers: write that down. Now!
@FannyPackJack04
@FannyPackJack04 5 жыл бұрын
Matpat: how to kill Michael Myers Busta Rhymes: hold my beer
@mercutio6623
@mercutio6623 5 жыл бұрын
"You're lookin a lil crispy, Michael!" Hahaha, love Busta!
@machopboy1235
@machopboy1235 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sarahw7217
@sarahw7217 5 жыл бұрын
Just lay Legos down...and let him step on these...Irradiation what?
@sazuna4024
@sazuna4024 5 жыл бұрын
Irradiation waves and by the way they would just break so I hope you have some 100 layers of them in store in case you have some accidental loss!
@yourmother__
@yourmother__ 5 жыл бұрын
EVIL
@rio55555
@rio55555 5 жыл бұрын
Ultra funny ha
@galactictortoise859
@galactictortoise859 5 жыл бұрын
irradiate the entire body then crush him in a giant lego mold then put it in a museum
@rxdiantskies6733
@rxdiantskies6733 5 жыл бұрын
You're evil asf
@katistix7004
@katistix7004 Жыл бұрын
Least useful, most entertaining dbd build guide to counter Micheal I've ever seen
@suzanne6748
@suzanne6748 5 жыл бұрын
With all those cells growing like mad, it's amazing that he hasn't got cancer yet
@OODLESMCBOODELS
@OODLESMCBOODELS 4 жыл бұрын
His cells would just destroy it they heal the body and everything in it the bad cells to everything bad healed that is why he won’t get cancer the bad cells would just be healed to new one’s
@LT0124-Mythica0
@LT0124-Mythica0 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah! It’s because they kerp giving michale ways to use those cells by DAMAGING him!!
@mrkitloin
@mrkitloin 6 жыл бұрын
Micheal was supposed to die in halloween 2. When he died in the fire. People just wanted more movies. Originally each movie showed a different story, but people wanted mike.
@LordTankian0
@LordTankian0 6 жыл бұрын
So...its the fans keeping him alive?
@bramsteenhoek2674
@bramsteenhoek2674 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but in canon he survived The fire.
@SuperMegaCoffeeGuru
@SuperMegaCoffeeGuru 6 жыл бұрын
He's like that guy in Warhammer 40k who is effectively immortal because all the Orks believe he is immortal.
@pyr0790
@pyr0790 6 жыл бұрын
So his super power is really just plot armor... hmm very original
@axelmok4_channel391
@axelmok4_channel391 6 жыл бұрын
@@bramsteenhoek2674 Actually in canon the fire never happened now.
@mr.cheezit4031
@mr.cheezit4031 6 жыл бұрын
*hAve YOu TriEd TuRnin g it oF anD oN agaiN* thankz for the likes
@bruticus3117
@bruticus3117 6 жыл бұрын
What is this an IT crowd episode
@SansYTLunarWolf
@SansYTLunarWolf Жыл бұрын
shooting Michael Myers is just like burning William Afton
@paulmcbride9139
@paulmcbride9139 3 жыл бұрын
Decapitation. They had to come up with a "body switch" plotline after he was decapitated at the end of Halloween:H20 to keep the series going....for me, that's acknowledgement from the movie creators that we wouldn't have survived it.
@alexferrana3979
@alexferrana3979 Жыл бұрын
And also it was implied that he won't survive a beheading when he put his mask on a paramedic and crushes his throat so he can't talk
@daviddow3705
@daviddow3705 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Sylphydia800
@Sylphydia800 5 жыл бұрын
I've learned more about science here than in school...And it was actually fun, so thank you
@EspeciallyWesley
@EspeciallyWesley 5 жыл бұрын
that's one of mat's main goals for this show. and he is surely succeeding lol
@dr.pradeepginimugewellness3626
@dr.pradeepginimugewellness3626 5 жыл бұрын
Me too man
@mariotron8718
@mariotron8718 5 жыл бұрын
me too also his other channel
@sloth7637
@sloth7637 5 жыл бұрын
Matpat should be a teacher
@jackpadz6079
@jackpadz6079 4 жыл бұрын
It's almost like Standardized Testing is rubbish... *WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?!*
@gedboi1969
@gedboi1969 5 жыл бұрын
Or you could just loop him around a pallet for 5 gens...
@acemagati4336
@acemagati4336 5 жыл бұрын
Ima drop dat
@acemagati4336
@acemagati4336 5 жыл бұрын
Ima get dat door too
@pianonian7314
@pianonian7314 5 жыл бұрын
Nah he would get his stalk meter up. Besides, he would probably figure out to double back on a loop.
@acemagati4336
@acemagati4336 5 жыл бұрын
@@pianonian7314 true
@sealking8
@sealking8 5 жыл бұрын
Love the meme but theoretically, he'd just be back next round.
@rmbwemanplays5567
@rmbwemanplays5567 2 жыл бұрын
“Burning doesn’t effect him” also micheal: stays in coma for 10 years
@_manal_187
@_manal_187 3 жыл бұрын
i love how you can hear the sympathy in his voice while hes talking about patients who have to get t.b.i. hes so considerate and caring i love this man
@e-goose2473
@e-goose2473 6 жыл бұрын
No no no there is only one way to kill any horror movie character... poor box office returns. Dun dun dun
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 6 жыл бұрын
"I'LL BE BACK! I'LL _ALWAYS_ BE BACK!... (sigh)... It's just that... dying is such a BITCH!"
@big-loss_9043
@big-loss_9043 6 жыл бұрын
EliteHaxor789 Hacks GASP* you monster
@djabysmalsaturn1118
@djabysmalsaturn1118 6 жыл бұрын
👌
@jaxthesnowleopard1323
@jaxthesnowleopard1323 6 жыл бұрын
Horror Movie Characters: MY ONE WEAKNESS NUUUUUUUUUUU *dies*
@RisingBeast00
@RisingBeast00 6 жыл бұрын
That's true. Box office dollars is the reason why he and Loomis survived the fire from Halloween II.
@freddiemercury2075
@freddiemercury2075 4 жыл бұрын
The list of ways to end Michael Myers forever 1. The Infinity Gaunlet with the 6 stones 2. The Colt 3. Owen Recce (Molecule Man) 4. Sentry 5. Man of Miracle 6. Saitama (One Punch Man) 7. Franklin Richards 8. Chuck Norris
@splatink
@splatink 4 жыл бұрын
cone
@RobinDJoker
@RobinDJoker 4 жыл бұрын
also John Wick with a pencil
@asafupps
@asafupps 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyy loved that you included The Colt
@meiamojulio6319
@meiamojulio6319 4 жыл бұрын
Ace Q From supernatural right? 😂
@KenhelExcallius
@KenhelExcallius 4 жыл бұрын
where drowning and john wick?
@Toriapress.007
@Toriapress.007 Жыл бұрын
I swear these voiceovers always have me cackling for one reason or the other 😭😭 3:18 aint now way this man just said "Halloween water"😭😭🤣
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