Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)

[@DeadMeat]

You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

[@devont7444]

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[@jordanjoestar3474]

Such a genius man...

[@personperson271]

Wouldn't the dog just loose all of his stem cells and nothing more would happen cuz isn't he supposed to be exposed to the radiation

[@sandranguyen4759]

Dead Meat hallo james

[@adagioredshift1149]

Dead Meat hot dogs without the hot

[@DragonPuppsEntertainment]

Just ask him how he's doing and he'll probably open up to you and not want to kill you. Maybe he's just upset everyone asks him what he's doing and not how he's doing.

[@arkmclips8793]

Dad is that you??

[@DragonPuppsEntertainment]

@@fooly592 sometimes it really do be like that

[@DragonPuppsEntertainment]

@@arkmclips8793 if you are asking me, sadly no, I'm not your dad. Keep on swimming, my dude

[@epictimes1959]

Here before this blows up🤣

[@tin_fu4928]

I'll do you one better - WHY is he doing?!

[@Gojirawars03]

“He’s human.” Halloween Kills: _”Is he though?”_

[@nekogamer2508]

People forget he's possessed by the devil

[@hiracoverband]

@@nekogamer2508 he still has a mortal body tho..

[@neiloconnor7776]

@@hiracoverband through but the more he kills the stronger he gets and he can't be killed

[@someguyinazoo]

@@nekogamer2508 thats not cannon,Halloween 1978,Halloween 2018,and Halloween kills are canon

[@kristaherrin4527]

Right?? He literally is not human lmao

[@ZayMaster321]

I like how Matt came up with this confusing way of killing him and all Laurie strode needed was three knives and a fridge😂

[@robjassal6638]

Lmfao exactly what I was thinking

[@axela8438]

I expected more from the movie

[@thecrew7700]

@@axela8438 yep

[@pinkstyro]

@@axela8438 it was better than kills at least

[@allgerfan]

@@pinkstyro no it wasn't

[@johnconnor3963]

How to beat Michael Myers: 1. Be the cameraman

[@Jitssyu]

Why would you say something so right!

[@helenhensman]

Be Michael myers

[@Dat-Doomba]

@@helenhensman Can't get PTSD if YOU are the event.

[@elisaquintana1588]

True tho

[@teslawolverine7009]

Oh yeah

[@RRIVER_CLAWS]

How to beat Michael: - use spine chill - loop him for 5 gens - open the exit gates > escape

[@yeetman6178]

I get it

[@kyork6488]

T bag at exit gate

[@shadowsovereign6356]

Gen rush

[@chriszk5754]

Yes

[@parkerb929]

that’s golden😂

[@blake2697]

How to beat Michael Myers: 1. walk faster than 0.5 mph 2. Don't go inside 3. just wait until November 1st Edit: 4. Don't trip

[@gamecloudnation3324]

Lmao in the movies they always be running like the school walk of thon

[@helenhensman]

Just nuke the county!

[@mythicgaming2111]

Why is no one thought of this this is genius

[@mythicgaming2111]

And not trip over every second

[@GrandLynx-kp2zi]

Easier said then done

[@remyyasui4771]

My best friend was diagnosed with Leukemia about a year ago and has been going through a lot. Thankfully she has recovered and is done with her main treatment. I really appreciate Mat covering Leukemia and what people suffering from it goes through. Thanks Mat!

[@eduardobucio4073]

Hope your best friend doing well.

[@nyteblayde9049]

"He's not murdering muppets" ... yet

[@Supasmartguy]

That would be an amazing movie.

[@bethanyzamora1146]

I want to watch that movie

[@Raych666]

Sign me up to that movie 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@OhBoyILoveTomatoes]

Sign me up for that!

[@PicklesJr22]

Can I be the muppet?

[@jaymee5610]

Never forget, you're considered a human if you; A: Eat dogs B: Can breathe

[@goldey2353]

A: Eat dogs (I Asia that was a joke)

[@brownskin534]

b: can breathe

[@brodywalters3228]

Pass

[@anonymousdevil_4236]

If you eat dogs you are considered evil

[@cuddlemon]

so, asian?

[@luxypher7475]

When he said acid, I fr thought we were about to get this boy high

[@stevenmorales7814]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@randomstuffnow1171]

Good idea get him high then throw him into the radiation room then zap them nuts why am I not removing that text well i need some food

[@tonyjohnson3717]

Give him about 6 tabs and tell him to buckle up.

[@mariyahgamez6755]

AAAAAA

[@unnecessaryjourney634]

I mean... we could probably do something like that if you really want?

[@jamestomato1744]

I think the luring part might be the toughest. As slow as he is, he can be surprisingly clever.

[@somethingenglish9723]

That’s the scariest part of Michael for me. He clearly has no empathy, doesn’t speak, it would have been so easy for him to be basically a walking zombie. But no, he’s intelligent. He lures people, stalks them, thinks through his advances. There’s a mind behind the mask.

[@Thegodsunwantedchild]

True, he's not an idiot. There's a good chance he'd be able to surmise what you're up to, and find a way around it.

[@CheesyJesse]

But he IS able to be knocked unconscious, so if you do that and get him into the room fast enough this theory could work

[@giselafonseca6656]

We could have a dead dog go in

[@Madoka_Raviel]

You need to find a good actor

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

You can literally run like Barry Allen, but Michael will always walk faster than you

[@loguspogus9226]

Searched u up on google, you literally have your own Wikipedia page and multiple images

[@noddlelebowski1074]

2nd on one of your comments yoooo

[@-therealryangosling-]

yo who even are you lol I see you everywhere

[@Monke0]

4th yeah

[@spam2680]

Please you need to tell me what you are. I'm going insane

[@redjirachi1]

The real reason he survives is why all major slasher villains survive. Paraphrasing Dreadpool, "your power isn't regeneration, it's popularity"

[@jackleavens1661]

John Porteous I see that you have read "Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe." Finally, a man of culture.

[@justyoureverydayskater3110]

Killogy less go sherlock holmes and shiii

[@nikaash1]

Just Your Every Day Skater fear does at the man things touch

[@jimmy-ou4fm]

No the real reason is because it's a movie

[@eckobesteckofromyoutubebes4896]

@@jimmy-ou4fm yah dud

[@thesilverduke]

“His own personal little MIKE-rowave” Why waste all that radiation when you can just kill him with bad puns?

[@Laki2006]

Micheal is too powerful, he won't cringe at the puns and the puns will kill you instead

[@MrGuy-xq5uv]

Cuz he'll whip out that goddamn reverse card

[@peepock7796]

Waste radiation?

[@jimbo_guy]

@@MrGuy-xq5uv But Then Respond With "No U Infinity"

[@candlestone5397]

Ok, ive thrown six jokebooks at him and he aint slowing down, now what?

[@BRADSFUNFACT]

Every single villain fears Matpat

[@TewityPlays]

lol

[@JoshuaDuncan-o1u]

And every hero does too

[@hometimemayhem928]

prep time

[@alucarD42013]

Only one doesn't, the urple man behind the slaughter who always comes back

[@dafilmqueen556]

​@@alucarD42013, nice one 😂

[@jaxbartlett4068]

Micheal Myers: finds a shotgun Also Micheal Myers: I’m too used to stabbing, so I’ll do it again

[@TheFerretofEarth]

Jax Bartlett Imagine if they make a new movie and he finds a spoon

[@forestlol6865]

Corgi Reach he’d be 64x more effective

[@helenhensman]

@@forestlol6865 Just give him a sandal that's pure nightmare fuel and the worst pain

[@GAn1ms]

*can’t teach an old dog new tricks*

[@undeadneko20gaming25]

@@TheFerretofEarth lol this was my reaction to Alice madness returns aka these one enemies have spoons and I was on call like wtf is a spoon gonna do

[@marcelikesthepals8490]

The way to kill Michael Myers is by showing him KZbin rewind

[@child460]

Well played

[@teresitaledesma799]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@worthyedge9307]

(in Will Smith voice) *that's hot*

[@marcelikesthepals8490]

@@worthyedge9307 *that's hot*

[@chvrro]

Good one

[@LithiumThiefMusic]

MatPat's criteria for establishing whether something is human or not: 1. Does it eat dogs? 2. Does it breathe? If you answered "yes" to both, it is indeed a human. seems legit

[@jancukasu]

cringeteria

[@cassualtea2040]

I guess he's just kinda saying that Michael is in fact alive and mortal since he needs sustenance and oxygen. Unlike Freddy or Jason who can just keep on trucking. Which makes the solution for Michael much different from Freddy or Jason because Michael could still theoretically die.

[@jkbutterfly3142]

1. it eats 2. it breathes 3. it grows MRS GREF PPLS!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

If he breathes and eats dogs, he's a thot.

[@mileskimasktheslumpgod]

but what if they only do one of the things? i mean i eat dogs but i definitely dont breathe so whats up with that

[@HawkieVFX]

There was a theory by Laurie that the more he fights and kills the stronger he gets. He’s basically a pokemon. And the more he kills and the higher the xp gets. He also has a health bar, if he gets hit too hard he has a recharge period of seconds to 10 yrs. Michael in the old man timeline can’t grow back his limbs or heal from permanent injuries.

[@denisiisi5983]

Bahahahahahaha he's a pokemon! Love that!

[@clyff4008]

Just use a reverse Uno card

[@josies2804]

+4 🤣

[@geo5378]

Swap hands

[@C0mplicat3d]

Ikr 😂😂

[@soupepictrek1397]

Michal Meyers: * Reveals hand full of blue, green, yellow and red reverse cards. *

[@zelyt]

*Michael about to kill you* *Pulls out reverse card* *Michael kills himself*

[@lukeforce123]

Just loop him for the whole game then escape through the hatch

[@senormula3534]

Lukeforce o god ur one of those survivors 😂

[@thewaterleaf7929]

nice one...

[@flippersheep2397]

No all u got to say is :kick micheal myers

[@Genghis_Ganja]

Nice reference

[@panzeratom695]

I’ve been looking for the dbd comments.

[@thehappyaipom]

So, funny enough, in Dead By Daylight, Michael is the only killer in the game who has literally Forced his way into the entities realm, and seems to be there and traversing of his own free will. It's a very nice nod to how super ambiguous Michael Myers is, and how truly dark of an entity he now is.

[@cdxxlxil9159]

Also, other than Pyramid Head, he is the only killer in the game that seems to be able to get away with killing survivors directly without consequences or permission

[@thatoneantoid51]

@@cdxxlxil9159 meanwhile Pinhead just showed up too

[@Josh-gn7tz]

Love that game

[@thehappyaipom]

@@thatoneantoid51 see without more I thought it was kind of implied that the entity took the lament configuration, and in turn would eventually bring Pinhead or a cent bite at least, when eventually found by a survivor. It's vague but it would seem the Entity planned it this way.

[@Ser_Embo]

The blight did force himself in to the realm by searching for it

[@s_i_m_pp]

The fact matpat made this and now in Halloween ends it’s as easy as knocking him unconscious and then putting him in a huge shredder 💀

[@jamespotter8467]

I have a friend whose name is actually Michael Myers. His parents had a strange sense of humor. whenever we have a substitute they always do a double take when they read his name.

[@spinecollector2054]

Oh god well I guess that’s annoying

[@emmajaubert6249]

r/thathappened

[@jkbutterfly3142]

One of my friends last names is krueger! 0.0

[@harmc2301]

James Potter I would so do that to my kid...

[@unreal1019]

@@emmajaubert6249 You can look it up, people have names like Michael Myers and even Freddy Krueger, you dumbass.

[@benjieabbas3322]

I've heard "Leukemia" countless times. But only here did I learn what happens and how it's actually treated. That's nice. Thanks Mattpat.

[@WoulouIII]

Same, thanks matpat

[@r2nzx0]

actually currently the main treatment for leukemia is chemotherapy and bone marrow transplants

[@chrisallen9638]

@@r2nzx0 Yeah, but chemotherapy still does basically the same thing, destroying cells, just chemically rather than with radiation

[@Highwayman21]

#ThankYouRoman

[@x6xconnorx9x]

Conor Dolan I was thinking the exact same thing #ThankYouRoman

[@DeadDropGamer]

I'm gonna be real here MatPat. The second you started talking about lethal radiation I was ready for you to talk about nuking him.

[@e.j.wizerd2000]

ikr

[@345635356]

That would be overkill xD

[@ItsYaBear]

It would be affective however...

[@PowerOf47]

Tactical nuke! Incoming! Boo Weep! Boo Weep!

[@DelinquentChibi]

Old style Atom Bomb. Nothing left of the guy.

[@sallypumpkin8201]

A friend of mine wanted to be Michael Meyers for Halloween our senior year and his mom bought him a cat in the hat...hat and he wore it like a badge of honor

[@mxavenger2362]

Good he aint ben tramer

[@Youtoober-ru4lf]

I'm an X-ray technician. Unfortunately, hospital x-ray machines won't output that much radiation in the time before he escapes. A single flouroscopy machine can emit about 1 gray in approximately 5 minutes. However, there are so many variables to this. If you put the machine on max dosage it may be closer to 3 minutes for a gray. You would need to have the machine pointed directly at him like a gun for him to receive that dose. Another thing to this, the x-ray machines would more than likely overheat after a single gray at full power and would need to be shut off for 30 minutes. Radiation works like millions of tiny bullets. They can ricochet and scatter all over the room just like bullets and will break apart when they hit stuff just like bullets. So if Michael isn't under direct line of fire, the radiation will attenuate (dissipate) on the lead infused walls and floors. In other words, you would need to have about 30 flouroscopy machines in a single room, which most hospitals don't carry a fraction of that amount. You would have to move them all to that single room, where flouroscopy machines are big, heavy, and take forever to turn on. Lastly each machine needs an operator to hold a button to emit radiation. You know, all while having a killer chasing you. To achieve that much of a radiation dose, you would need to take him to a nuclear deadzone, or a nuclear power plant.

[@TheRoadhammer379]

so basically, he needs to be dumped in the heart of chernobyl

[@b0t_345]

That’s about 1 fortnite player full

[@leviboom0932]

Send nukes

[@snowangel92100]

Well.. We take him to Springfield then. They have a functional nuclear power plant, extreme lack of security and so much neclear material and waste its not a surprised if it's dumped in a lake every other Tuesday. Or make the same plan just for a nuclear facility. I just perfer the Simpsons route.

[@polkadotskirt]

Steven Libbon This is too long•_•

[@Ghostkillaz]

When I was younger I used to think Michael Myers was Jason's Dad. Lol

[@tempoticandmeepstar7584]

lol I always thought they were brothers

[@0ldpeps112]

Mate they’re both Freddy Kruger’s sons

[@tempoticandmeepstar7584]

0LD PEPS1 *yes*

[@riskrunner4532]

Technically that's true because Michael inspired Jason

[@eternallight_9292]

U to?!

[@brymetheous2387]

after watching Halloween kills, this is particularly relevant

[@titan5045]

This movie has been scaring the crap out of me so I was like "ah something that'll make me less scared"

[@natethejit5304]

@@titan5045 ik you’ve probably heard this before but just know it’s not real and you will feel better, my parents made sure I knew that

[@brandonsavitski]

Anyone notice that in Halloween H20 Michael Myers puts his mask and outfit on a random normal guy. That guy gets ejected through the windshield of the Van, Gets up like it's no big deal just like he's actually Michael Myers, rammed by the huge van head on, knocked / tumbles down a few hundred feet down a ravine, van lands on top of his back not snapping his spinal cord, and is still alive like an actual bossanova until he gets beheaded. That man doesn't get enough love. Michael Myers would have been proud of him.

[@shreks_ex_wife3271]

I laughed the whole time

[@titan5045]

@@natethejit5304 thanks it was my first one of these which made it worse but yeah it should be better soon

[@nexxyart3614]

This theory single handedly made a better ending than the one they actually gave us

[@coolstory6193]

I feel like if he’s chasing you, and you get in a car and get on an airplane to go to another state or country and Michael Myers will be right there waiting for you. Lol. Dude took Gokus instant transmission technique.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Now I'm imagining him holding a sign with your name on it.

[@Ben7892]

@@w1ndgeneral226 now I’m imagining it aswell

[@SonGoku02314]

"Hmm, trying to run I see?"

[@StickMaster500]

And then he survives the radiation poisoning because movie logic

[@JayJay-jd4vl]

Lol

[@dorugoramon0518]

And mutates into a t-rex.

[@JayJay-jd4vl]

@@dorugoramon0518 then forms shreks face and becomes the "shrek-asauros" because movie logic

[@andhikasoehalim3170]

Just Chuck him into a Nuclear Waste disposal facility and lock him in there, he'll melt eventually and since he can't teleport, stay there

[@lutris6887]

@@JayJay-jd4vl then forms into part elmo into a shrelmo-saurus because movie logic (whats wrong with me?)

[@extrememode6455]

No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will always walk faster than you

[@andrejoss475]

lol imagine Flash running at top speed, zooming across the world and everytime he looks back he just sees Myers casually walking towards him at pretty much the same speed that Flash is running just some slow 50 mile steps

[@therealglop8424]

teleport*

[@kirboysgaming6937]

Extrememode lol

[@JCResDoc94]

everyone forgets the teleportation run is a power

[@kirboysgaming6937]

Helllllllllooooooooooooooooooo 😄

[@Thisisjuansaccount]

Huge Grinder be like: Am I joke to you?

[@michaelgleghorn9779]

I don't think Michael has super healing, I think that he's just filled with DETERMINATION.

[@Destroyer-uz3qb]

No no no he not willaim afton

[@oofman6744]

Harry Reid boi I can’t tell if that’s a joke

[@piperboatright7132]

Omg I have no idea why this made me laugh so much

[@jennypickle]

@@Destroyer-uz3qb That's from Undertale, not FNAF. I get why you think of William, though.

[@theemeraldking3251]

You could say he has an iron will to live 🤔

[@izak4459]

But you forgot one power that makes him invinicble. This special power is the power of main character. It allows them to survive ANYTHING

[@forshitsandgiggles614]

Plot armor

[@contessa4490]

You mean the legendary power called Plot Armor?

[@kingslushie1018]

Well time to remove his plot armor!

[@spezzyspezzy]

O shit ur right

[@thestevens580]

Yes!! Like the rouge one sqa.... oh wait

[@josephl7930]

Number 1 way to stop all monsters, vengeful ghosts, and evil villains, in its tracks: Low box office ! ! !

[@joeburgess2464]

Ah the old don't look at it and it'll go away. Jk

[@chadfalardeau9162]

Too late, it broke the box office.

[@alexanderm8975]

Just give him his candy and a cookie

[@deathkiller2894]

Chop him from the head to feet and you will still have a brain and lungs

[@m1ssingnote]

BRILLIANT 😂👏

[@andrewwilson5104]

Also the original 1978 Halloween movie is still the best movie in the franchise

[@TheJMReedy]

Thanks MatPat for your shout out to Leukemia Patients/Survivors! Coming up on 14 years Leukemia free myself and your description of the treatment I went through is spot on! I might actually refer people to this video when I describe it to people. Love everything you and Team Theorists do! Fun Fact: Because I was a kid during treatment, I was allowed to bring a stuffed animal with me to radiation treatment, so I legitimately have an irradiated stuffed rabbit named Mr. Bun Bun!

[@youraverageguy2495]

Pinned, 1 like and 0 comment

[@Drake-uk5rv]

I am also a survivor. I was 11 when I got it.

[@nz_am5859]

We all support you

[@kemps574]

Funny for me Halloween was yesterday I'm in NZ

[@imjustlumi1687]

Are u okay?

[@somethingedgy2185]

So the last movie in the series should be called "Michael Goes to Chernobyl"

[@TheMulToyVerse]

Are you insane? Even the radiation mentioned in the theory would prolly end up giving him extra strength, the ability to run and who knows what other powers. Chernobyl would absolutely give him a power-up. Not based on science, just based on slasher-movie logic ----- Even look at TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze... What took days or possibly even weeks to turn the turtles humanoid and Tokka/Rahzar humanoid only took about 2 minutes to take full effect on Shredder... And despite *drinking* the last vial of ooze, it mutates his clothes, his armor/helmet and even his flip’n cape, lol ----- Then there’s the *best* and sometimes top-contender for cheesiest slasher ever; Jason (who’s actually not a bad guy, his is the superhero tale for abstinence) Anyway, those nano-bots regenerated a new mask for him for some reason... as if his mask was literally a genetic extension of him... I mean, I’m sure it has plenty of genetic material on it, but seriously? An über-mask? 😂🤣😅

[@gwenbrazier5057]

love the profile pic

[@Franz0818]

*CHEEKI BREEKI INTENSIFIES*

[@paris5663]

@@TheMulToyVerse jesus I can't tell if you're for real or you just don't know that this is a joke.

[@TheMulToyVerse]

red kinda sus 100% both I know it’s a joke, but I’m also playing it serious as if there were actual stakes in the real world 😛

[@devillarratt4134]

Imagine Myers coming after you with baby legs like Deadpool

[@rylanortheunyielding3811]

* grabs a minigun and kills Mayers or a last kill Mayers and digs up a hole and throws Mayers,and fills up the hole *

[@imacardboardbox]

@@rylanortheunyielding3811 mayo or myers?

[@wafflejam9015]

@@imacardboardbox yes

[@imacardboardbox]

@@wafflejam9015 y e s

[@rylanortheunyielding3811]

Mayers

[@aangtroy5176]

Matpat's requirements for being human 1. eats dogs 2. breathes

[@Versaucey]

Man, Michael Myers has nothing against moms, if they whip out their flip flops or belt, done it'll be the end of him.

[@mimidjr4971]

That is true

[@braden4436]

*Angry Spanish*

[@braidencurrier3646]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@EE-xo9wq]

Your right

[@samsalerno823]

Or a wooden spoon ( my Italians should know what I’m talking about)

[@rocksgio]

Wait, if you cut Michael in half do both halves of his body regenerate? Could you potentially accidentally clone Michael Myers in an attempt to kill him?

[@ninjtim1133]

Gio oh shit

[@BeckyNosferatu]

That's one theory I've explored, yes... Which is fucking terrifying.

[@Rob_Thorsman]

Perhaps, but the lower part would have to grow a new brain and thus might not be psychotic.

[@wooferjr169]

Some asshole would just line them up inside a slaughter house and then have it saw in like a small room of 1 and saw him in half to be 2 then 4 then 8 then 16, 32, 64, 128, etc. And let them all free.

[@salamandersharp]

that is a very good and also terrifying question

[@HandmadeGoose97]

According to the Andrew WK version, watching classic horror movies is also a way to not get killed

[@DanielS2001]

Daniel Staples Tell that to Randy in Scream 2.

[@freshchris9457]

Daniel S Randy "turn around turn around" why so meta

[@formulagamers6689]

Daniel Staples really?

[@largething5834]

Wait Andrew wk look at my username what are the odds of that

[@ihavenosubscribers8845]

Daniel Staples the question wasn’t how to survive the question was how do you BEAT him

[@Moon_dude_offical]

Matt Pat was like “poor him in radiation” Meanwhile Laurie just needed a couple knives in the fridge.

[@lili-zv8zi]

No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers can walk faster.👀 Motivational post of the day!🤗

[@nxtlunar]

Weird how someone who is walking is faster then someone going at like 40 mph

[@umertheclumsytube193]

Lily bug poor usain bolt

[@thatcrystalpie]

Unmotivational

[@papersmoke5274]

Very motivational

[@niallsomething3469]

How "motivational"

[@DeadBelowZer0]

Film Theory: There are only two canon movies. Also Film Theory Literally 5 Seconds Later: *Uses all the other non-canon films to describe his abilities*

[@BrassFeline]

BOI I hope matpat reads this 😂😂😂

[@alyssadurante8739]

😂😂😂

[@austinsetser6081]

Sometimes it just be like that

[@supdude1498]

Facts lmao Then uses THE MOST noncannon movie as a way to explain how everyone knows Michael's story even though it's literally a different universe.

[@Robhearts_]

Right?!

[@michaeljcdo335]

Even after all these years, this is still my favourite film theory. The humour is on point and the graphics and editing accentuate and add to the humour.

[@raptorjesus2516]

I love this one mostly for the kermit joke

[@GregGallagher]

All these years? It’s literally been less than 3 years

[@imHim710]

All these years? Bruh you serious 🤣😭😂

[@mattw8350]

@@raptorjesus2516 why you so easily amused 😐

[@raptorjesus2516]

@@mattw8350 I'm a simple person

[@titusbarsczewski7653]

The best way to kite him and get him into the radiation room is by taking his mask and tossing it into the room, when he loses his mask that becomes his priority number 1

[@noelleswift7249]

The easiest way to kill him would be to squish him. Sure, he'd un-squish but as long as you keep the pressure on him, (example, a car crusher) he wouldn't be able to reform or break out, because he can't break a car crusher while he's practically jam.

[@hecatesama]

Thats good or an old fashion sealing spell 😂😂😂.

[@ChronicRen]

A simple spell, but quite unbreakable

[@deezecats8846]

You're not wrong

[@totallynotalive5370]

He never dies, your bound to have a power outage that releases him, or the battery runs out and he escapes

[@oscar-wp4sw]

DogfaceZed Here is a step 5 plan to initiate your idea. 1. Acquire a car crusher 2. Get Michael Myers in the car crusher ( good luck ) and crush him 3.Place said car crusher several hundred feet underground ( or in space idk whatever you wanna do ) 4. Refill the hole 5. Celebrate

[@zebmie9719]

How to beat Michael Myers Step 1: Be Thanos Step 2: Snap

[@rotz394]

You got me.

[@BluesMoth64]

ZEMBIEWARLOCKZ0 *Michael Myers survives the snap*

[@scoopsahoy4072]

3. Profit

[@rhoncuscaseus9402]

Oh my god god here

[@thestevens580]

Step 3: Hope

[@rpaleg]

Micheal is attacking everybody because he wants to find someone like him that's "immortal", all he wants is a friend.

[@arafe.1012]

the cult movie says he gets immortallity if he keeps on killing cause of cult powers

[@WavyFH]

Call Jason

[@Aeros005]

Elmo

[@Skyler2k5]

@@WavyFH Michael x Jason otp

[@3121Bana]

Literally call Jason or Fnaf or chucky heck I'll talk to him

[@Acatandanomad]

I feel like the basic answer of simple suffocating could work too. Without oxygen, your stem cells, and all of the cells, start to shut down. Full suffocation, like, say, being buried alive while he's unconscious, it could work.

[@lawrencepoole9724]

Michael Myers is so deadly on Halloween Kills. The Avengers could find the Halloween universe within the multiverse, convince Thanos to move to Michael’s hometown, and wait for Halloween. Michael Myers would take care of Thanos no problem.

[@lazyliongames6660]

Or thanos snaps him dealing with Michael as well

[@Isildurwasbetrayed]

Yeah no you tripping

[@lucalives96]

@@lazyliongames6660 either way its a win for one of the universes

[@theoneandonlykyle9800]

lmao even goku would have a hard time with him lol

[@sixthesoulreaper1411]

@@theoneandonlykyle9800 Goku would close his eyes and evaporate him you only need a power level of 10,000 to destroy a planet and Goku is so beyond that I can't describe it

[@theadequatebee7422]

Just give him John wick’s dog A knife might not kill but a pencil will

[@BrendaSueCook]

The new crossover of the century. Micheal Myers VS. John Wick coming to theaters near you

[@Chris_Brill]

TheAdequateBee don’t do that don’t give him ideas

[@biurosutendozmei7906]

@Max Katsiotis if u would watch Halloween movies and see that Michael Myers is fucking invincible , and John Wick is just a figher , James Bond , Steven seagal , jason statham , sylvester stallone will beat John Wick lol , even in real life.

[@LuckyDucky1122]

John wick would unload 2 mags on him jab him with a pencil throw 3 knives 2 at his eyes and one at his stomach them finish him off by snapping his neck on a book

[@ianis5631]

Movie makers: write that down. Now!

[@jzoid1351]

He is gonna use a gun as a knife? This dude really is a madman

[@oxilef8471]

And he use a dynamite like a cigarette

[@ezgameezdoge1915]

Lol

[@brysonadams7040]

Skwooks just take his gun away and shove it in his heart not even that maniac can live if something happened to his hart

[@phrog2125]

r/madlads

[@ghostlylinks3422]

How

[@helRAEzzzer]

If Rasputin was a horror movie monster, he'd be Michael Myers.

[@nith4126]

You could also trap him in multiple inescapable traps. He’s been in jail, so we are capable of getting him into small rooms. Fill the room with molten lead/melting plastic, until it completely encases him. Then put that into a steel cage, then put that as far underground as possible. Even if he does make it out of 1, theres no way he escapes all 3

[@sneakysnakesss829]

good luck with that he has a god like strength. He's not going to wait like a good boy for you to put him in a cage. He can literally lift an adult 30 cm high in the air with just one hand

[@jeanremi8384]

@@sneakysnakesss829 read the first lines, he's been in jail, we are capable of puting him into small rooms

[@alexthegreat8001]

@@sneakysnakesss829 yeah, but apparently he's been knocked out before, just organize a squadron of ploice units to create a blockade, riddle him with bullets until he falls over, tie him up with metal chains, dunk him into a box and throw him into the ocean, or put him in stasis.

[@norouziman8748]

@@jeanremi8384 you are capable of putting Myers in a small room? you get that he's also extremely smart right? the mask doesnt show it but under neath his mask he's probably as smart as Jason when it comes to planning and stealth, how do you know he will fall for it and how do you know the trap wont fall on you, the man has broken out of cuffs before

[@jeanremi8384]

@@norouziman8748 well, i dunno, but since he has been in jail before, he can be caught.

[@mccreazyy7334]

Guys I actually have my own theory on Michael Myers. He isn't just one person, hes a cult. (not including the new halloween) Reasons: 1. Don't you notice how Michael changes his mask every movie? Yeah. Different people. 2. Wanna know how he doesn't die sometimes in the end of the movies and just disappears? Yeah. He does die. He just gets replaced by a cult member. 3. Isn't it weird that the effects of aging aren't stopping his strength, stamina, and overall physique? Yeah. Basically the thorn maybe has been going on for a while, spanning from A LOT of "generations" of Michael. This may be a stupid theory but I was just thinking about how it's so weird that the effects of aging don't even matter for Michael but does for everyone else. BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY A "taken out of context but is odd enough to maybe true" THEORY edit: I forgot to mention the curse, the curse more likely than not gives you the prolonged invincibility in your blood stream so get shot or something and more likely than not you will die later on, so basically it acts as a sort of morphine on steroids. I hope this clears a little bit of the confusion on what I meant.

[@k-c7345]

Dun dun dun

[@Shmooplemuck]

McCreazy I can easily knock out all three reasons. 1:The mask changing is the movie designers fault. 2: He gets shot and beat mid way through in some movies and still comes back. I’m pretty sure he would slow down or stop due to blood loss from shots. Even when Dr.Loomis shoots him again and again and pushes him off the balcony, he would be in so much pain but he just gets back up fine. 3:He has crazy strength and that strength would overcome the aging weakness. Also, if older people do keep moving around and doing stuff, they are stronger than old people just sitting around.

[@timur5145]

Good theory but debunks it fact that he has burnmarks on his hands in sequels after the 2 movie.

[@dantasticmania8728]

Actually the first two films masks barely changed that much from each other. It was part 4 that had a vastly different design do to copyrights issues going on with the first two films were they couldn't use the original mask.

[@jamestomato1744]

Good theory, but I'm going to say movie b.s logic.

[@Moose133_]

Micheal Myers lives so long because his suit is made out of flex tape

[@meowmeowmeow8]

omg genius im shook

[@Moose133_]

What if Micheal Myers is Phil Swift in disguise 🤔

[@playertamim5002]

Nothing can stop him hide your kids

[@OfficialR3APER]

i see this is where the meme gods are

[@aaronwalker2414]

Your a god 😂

[@williamwells434]

So i should take Michael on a nice stroll through the Chernobyl concrete dome.

[@mysticmimir1684]

I can’t believe he missed the opportunity to say Michael-Wave instead of Microwave

[@dylpickle2559]

Daniel Ilbråten one, yes it is Two, why the fucking f u c k would you call someone a slur because they made up a funny pun, jealous you couldn’t do it yourself or some shit?? Shut it easy bake oven

[@barackobama8309]

@@Saucysaucevibe woah chill out my dude

[@Saucysaucevibe]

@@barackobama8309 Ok, sorry.

[@todorokishoto2176]

@Rockness cool you my sir ma'am are a genius

[@mushroombivh848]

That is a very good pun.😂

[@AdmiralAwsm]

MatPat are you insane?! Irradiate Michael Myers?! If horror movies have taught me anything, it would only mutate him into an even worse monstrosity!

[@Reishadowen]

Yeah, kinda have to agree with that. And then his mask would morph into something more sinister, and then he would probably get into space somehow, then finally have a crossover with Jason at some point. :/

[@mrbiggielarge]

@@Reishadowen true dat but uber jason beats ass

[@internetwanderer5702]

Reishadowen the mask turns in his face and he gets super sharp teeth

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

He is talking with real logic not movie logic which in yes that would happen.

[@DeadMeat]

Dude's got a point.

[@carson8526]

came for how to kill someone *left with a science lesson*

[@unicornPOW1219]

Lol

[@Blackcop33]

That’s what usually happens when you watch MatPat

[@hermelindas7798]

lol true

[@maksymhuskinson6337]

The reason that there are so many Michael Myers things that cancel each other out is because there’s a bunch of different Michael Myers universities but most of them start with Halloween one

[@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372]

I always thought that he was unkillable because he's a metaphor for human evil

[@madisonjames6917]

No that can’t be it

[@rhemedyextract]

@@madisonjames6917 yes he is literally a demon or the devil

[@xthepotatowolfx2334]

Yeah the original creators of Halloween said that Michael Myers is a metaphor for human evil and that there’s no way of stopping it.

[@Welsh7133]

@@rhemedyextract what are you doing here? I thought you were dead... How’s Lenny?

[@rhemedyextract]

@@Welsh7133 lenny is drinking and here is arthur

[@jesterjacks3933]

Don't you know? Powerwalking is the most efficient mode of travel.

[@thatcrystalpie]

Steadily staring at someone while power walking toward them from a long distance is the most intimidating mode of travel.

[@themap5482]

Jason, Michael, and 2 million other slashers aprove.

[@branislavkocic3518]

Captain Holt of Brooklyn 99? xD

[@notreal5826]

Or driving, or biking, or you know, uber, basically anything but walking, or crawling

[@FannyPackJack04]

Matpat: how to kill Michael Myers Busta Rhymes: hold my beer

[@mercutio6623]

"You're lookin a lil crispy, Michael!" Hahaha, love Busta!

[@machopboy1235]

😂😂😂😂

[@SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese]

1:18 In the words of JonTron: "That one didn't age quite so well"

[@e-goose2473]

No no no there is only one way to kill any horror movie character... poor box office returns. Dun dun dun

[@TheRealNormanBates]

"I'LL BE BACK! I'LL _ALWAYS_ BE BACK!... (sigh)... It's just that... dying is such a BITCH!"

[@big-loss_9043]

EliteHaxor789 Hacks GASP* you monster

[@djabysmalsaturn1118]

👌

[@jaxthesnowleopard1323]

Horror Movie Characters: MY ONE WEAKNESS NUUUUUUUUUUU *dies*

[@RisingBeast00]

That's true. Box office dollars is the reason why he and Loomis survived the fire from Halloween II.

[@raymondhoffner3202]

He’s a mutant, Disney will buy the rights to him, and introduce him into the MCU with Charles Xavier.

[@errorbirdesther]

I need more info please (it sounds good please tell me more)

[@Xannyphantom905]

He wouldn't last 10 seconds in the marvel universe

[@errorbirdesther]

@@Xannyphantom905 but he comes back He's like a period They come back

[@Xannyphantom905]

@@errorbirdesther he'll come back twice before he's infinitely fucked over by some mid tier mutant in a non conventional way. Honestly, Shield alone could body him

[@jaeusa160]

I mean, you came up with this fancy method... but wouldn't it be better to just dunk him in molten metal like the T-1000 and then let it harden. I'm pretty sure the molten metal would kill all the cells anyway, but even if not, there'd just be no space for them to regenerate anyway... in fact, dunking him in a volcano would probably achieve the same results too. Probably even work on Jason.

[@mrslyfox2405]

And you think a babysitter can just drive a masked murderer to a volcano.

[@og_gaming681]

Lock him in a helluva hard to get out of insane asylum because he never had super strength

[@JayJay-jd4vl]

Next halloween movie is 20 minutes long just the babysitter driving too a valcano and throwing Micheal in lol. Nice idea btw really smart mate

[@AmyraCarter]

That would work on anyone, just ask Freddy Kreuger.

[@iwansays]

If you could get the local policemen to cooperate, shove the guy into a metal box, drop at nearest sea.

[@corpselizzy]

Matpat honestly roasting Michael Meyers walking is just amazing😂

[@IzumiChan]

*Its obvious he carry's flex tape with him wherever he goes*

[@devon7514]

He coveres himself with FLEX TAPE

[@whawha8808]

Obviously

[@sincerecinnamon]

Michael Myers: * eyes get shot out* Flex tape guy: That's a lot of damage!

[@benjaminwertz2379]

*"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY GOD!"*

[@Foxy02016]

KZbin Reject HE IS FLEXTAPE

[@Ronnoc1235]

Can you do a theory to determine the secret recipe of the krabby patty

[@bradbiesinger8054]

Yes

[@xaviermccoy4849]

You fucking genius

[@melike6481]

It's crabs

[@hysolace]

Omg bro he should

[@jakestar2294]

It is crabs

[@tallymark2417]

“And the occasional hermit.” *Video of Kermit* Me: *Dies of laughter*

[@jobsavio4797]

its halloween today maybe ur dying not only of laughter :)

[@RuleroftheSandcastle]

2020's not over yet, maybe he's dying of Covid-19.

[@glowinggames1561]

i knew it was hermit, so when i heard it but saw kermit, i was like am i dumb, or is he making a joke?

[@D_isTired]

Am I the only person who called Micheal myer masky because of creepy pasta

[@Casual-enjoyer]

The hermit joke got me imagining r The Muppets against Michael myers. Priceless

[@ice788]

Cells need oxygen, he breaths oxygen, suffocate him. No need for such an elaborate plan.

[@izzy123123123]

Exactly i was also thinking entropy if he doesn't eat either there must be a way to starve him too heh since he is having to expend energy to regenerate. So he will just wither away.

[@mrkitloin]

Micheal was supposed to die in halloween 2. When he died in the fire. People just wanted more movies. Originally each movie showed a different story, but people wanted mike.

[@LordTankian0]

So...its the fans keeping him alive?

[@bramsteenhoek2674]

Yeah but in canon he survived The fire.

[@SuperMegaCoffeeGuru]

He's like that guy in Warhammer 40k who is effectively immortal because all the Orks believe he is immortal.

[@pyr0790]

So his super power is really just plot armor... hmm very original

[@axelmok4_channel391]

@@bramsteenhoek2674 Actually in canon the fire never happened now.

[@akramirez]

Comments: “You could just drown him.” Jason and Freddy have been killed by less. Jason drowning was a part of his backstory, and he was killed with a machete. These characters are cartoonish. You have to match it with more cartoonishness, and there’s nothing more cartoonish than basically trying to nuke a single man.

[@merashow2518]

That's what I was thinking because that would take a lot less time

[@alisonturner8501]

Fuck

[@Bernard-ue9pn]

leave him in a tank full of water and burry the tank

[@dragonk5543]

Michael Langfitt drowning is actually valid if you trap them in a safe without weapons and they will keep drowning forever dying and coming back and repeating and since water is already in their lungs they come back to die in seconds Even if they are immortal unless they are taken out of the water everything is fine But actually the nuke idea is cool too

[@silvercatshadow]

He says “to do it, we’ve gotta be really really smart” but my brain thought he was gonna say “to do it, we’ve gotta be really really stupid” 😹😹😹

[@YAMMAS]

The director be like: *He says long words so he's obviously smort. Let's do a series finale where we kill Michael like this!*

[@Edscratch23469]

I'm sure Michael myers will survive it somehow, just to make matpat go crazy!

[@woolchipmunk]

4:45 Wouldn’t his legs that have been chopped off grow a new body So then there would be two Michels Jesus man don’t do that

[@KnightoftheSorryFace]

4:45?

[@hugomwidau6452]

8:42

[@KnightoftheSorryFace]

@King Furio they wouldn't if they're still connected to eachother

[@kathyjpw]

Woolchipmunk98 Michael under goes mitosis 😳

[@screemingslay5415]

Michael Myers is a starfish lol

[@WillyV089]

Dope. Can you do an entire series like this? All the classics, like Jason and so on.

[@airilerel]

Do what? a tutorial on how to kill some psychotic serial killers?

[@DonkeyKnuckleChuck]

Freddy Krueger just have a lucid dream and fuck him up. Jason is simpler. Don't go to crystal lake

[@chrisroseexpired3286]

yes do it

[@rh8179]

Yes definitely

[@nolanschotanus2769]

Literally there have been 80 occurrences where Michael's been stunned and knocked out and instead of double, triple, and quadruple tapping, everyone just runs away or turns their back to him.

[@brandonsavitski]

Anyone notice that in Halloween H20 Michael Myers puts his mask and outfit on a random normal guy. That guy gets ejected through the windshield of the Van, Gets up like it's no big deal just like he's actually Michael Myers, rammed by the huge van head on, knocked / tumbles down a few hundred feet down a ravine, van lands on top of his back not snapping his spinal cord, and is still alive like an actual bossanova until he gets beheaded. That man doesn't get enough love. Michael Myers would have been proud of him.

[@noah3162]

I think originally that was the end of Halloween but they decided to milk it even more

[@CW-qw9nx]

@@noah3162 Yeah, they wanted to end it, but the director quite literally would not allow them to. That's why the ending seems so final, because it was supposed to be

[@josephmorrison6549]

I heard a theory that the mask is what keeps him alive and gives him his power

[@mr.cheezit4031]

*hAve YOu TriEd TuRnin g it oF anD oN agaiN* thankz for the likes

[@bruticus3117]

What is this an IT crowd episode

[@ekkesten4200]

MatPat: how to beat Michel Myers? Thanos: *snap*

[@superluigi1649]

Ekke Sten Mr. Myers, I don't feel so good...

[@UltraInstinctShaggyNO.1]

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[@mrswampgass2186]

He'd still survive

[@kkeshonn1495]

People forget how the snap works thanos doesn’t pick who he can snap out of the universe

[@emimeows]

@@kkeshonn1495 Uh he CAN, as he can just reverse time until Michael Myers is legitimately no-existent.

[@rmbwemanplays5567]

“Burning doesn’t effect him” also micheal: stays in coma for 10 years

[@lemon1x]

If that man can survive a shock to the balls he can survive anything

[@lunahetfield]

Elijah Reed what about a plane crash?

[@robertpreston2220]

Use protection runes that is only way to stop him

[@grey9326]

MatPat: "His body functions via basic human biol-" ~Ad starts~ "Taco Bell's new-" Me in the corner: Damn it!!

[@CreativeName796]

Shadow 2nd Greatest comment I’ve ever seen

[@jackchimalpopoca1]

I got a movie commercial

[@DMB6381]

I got ihop

[@butterfly955c7]

I got a frozen 2 trailer lol

[@Urneighborhoodspidergirl]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[@bluburmuff1787]

If you chopped him perfectly in half would there be 2?

[@panzeratom695]

Two bodies, only one would have his brain

[@mnichow2146]

Micheal Myers Is Bacteria Confirmed.

[@WoulouIII]

If you mean, down the middle top to bottom, yes

[@basicallyyes1796]

Joey Ferreira boi it will work same other ways

[@machopboy1235]

Probably

[@BronzeBendyOfficial]

11:45 you might wanna fact check, he can run, and hes so fast if you blink you'll die before noticing him. If you watch one of the flashback scenes in Halloween kills you'll see how fast he can run, and if he has incredible durability, he could run faster than a car and catch up to you.

[@thewolvessquad4045]

Wouldn't he die if his head was chopped off

[@daviddow3705]

He cannot outrun a car tf?

[@yahnah9116]

No he cant

[@BronzeBendyOfficial]

@@daviddow3705 he's inhuman, he can't feel pain which means he could physically push himself to run at any speed and not tire out.

[@Prebuilt_Room901]

This video came out before Halloween Kills

[@PTJHunterLP]

Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent : " if it bleeds it can get killed"

[@OODLESMCBOODELS]

Patrick Jäger for the non embarrassment of saying that quote again it is actually if it bleeds it can be killed

[@OODLESMCBOODELS]

What i meant was so that way someone else does not correct you if you use it in another comment on something else

[@OODLESMCBOODELS]

Your welcome

[@promo2099]

That means Thanos can get killed too

[@axelnilsson5124]

ProMo he died twice

[@allowcoy0413]

11:28 “We have to be really, really smart” Is that why no one in the movies has done it yet?

[@jessereuss0716]

Facts

[@vibe9675]

Ong

[@mikeakersa8566]

can confirm after watching Halloween Kills that being smart seems to be impossible for the characters in the franchise

[@slygamer136]

Exactly.

[@quezbix]

Have you tried flex tape?

[@andrewnunn681]

Just get Phil Swift with the Swift backhand. Should do the trick.

[@williamkwl6153]

Might need flex seal

[@beesey-p]

ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE

[@justas423]

That would make him straight up immortal

[@blu-raycopyofsharktale1140]

That would help him patch, bond, seal and repair.

[@tabathawalker5745]

going back and watching this after watching halloween ends. this is better