Filthy Habits of History's Worst Dictators

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@dayofthedaleks1524
@dayofthedaleks1524 8 ай бұрын
"Adolf Hitler's Uncontrollable Gas" The jokes write themself...
@karahime0723
@karahime0723 8 ай бұрын
OH FU-
@Nmethyltransferase
@Nmethyltransferase 8 ай бұрын
"Actually, be thankful if you hear it. The ones you don't hear will get you!"
@brittakriep2938
@brittakriep2938 8 ай бұрын
Dr. Morell, his personal doctor/Leibarzt called his pills , Entgasungstabletten'. This doctor also eat a small part of Hitlers food to control the quantity of spices. A highrank officer or official misinterpreted this and noted surprised: Like rulers of old days, Hitler has a ,Vorkoster' ( don' t know english word) to test , if his meal is poisoned!
@user-op8fg3ny3j
@user-op8fg3ny3j 8 ай бұрын
@@CR7Pro542 mein got
@Chronosmaster002
@Chronosmaster002 8 ай бұрын
It requires a bit of dark humor to get a whiff of the joke
@fandaeckert1915
@fandaeckert1915 8 ай бұрын
What an irony that Hitler had to take "anti-gas" pills.
@GrosvnerMcaffrey
@GrosvnerMcaffrey 8 ай бұрын
He was mustard gased in WW1
@Menaceblue3
@Menaceblue3 8 ай бұрын
Imagine Adolf Hitler farting and being a casualty of war
@merafirewing6591
@merafirewing6591 8 ай бұрын
​@@Menaceblue3 one interesting way to go.
@bumpermanthesecond615
@bumpermanthesecond615 8 ай бұрын
How the tables have turned
@sandhilltucker
@sandhilltucker 8 ай бұрын
​@@merafirewing6591 it's happened lol
@GaelicCelt1990
@GaelicCelt1990 8 ай бұрын
“A tiger never brushes its teeth, why are a tiger’s teeth so sharp?” True, but tigers don’t smoke copious amounts of cigarettes per day.
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood 8 ай бұрын
And tigers only live about 1/10 as long as humans, so obviously they don’t need to worry as much about long-term effects.
@DauragonC.Mikado
@DauragonC.Mikado 8 ай бұрын
They probably don't eat (or drink) as much sugar as we do either.
@nisselarson3227
@nisselarson3227 8 ай бұрын
Also I believe tigers chew on branches and stuff to clean and sharpen their teeth.
@ABW941
@ABW941 8 ай бұрын
They use their teeth for what they evolved, not for all sorts of tooth destroying food.
@ShadowTigerKing
@ShadowTigerKing 8 ай бұрын
Tigers teeth can decay and break when they get older. In the wild it can cause enough pain for the tiger to self delete, in zoos they get treated by a dental veterinarian. Mao clearly knew barely anything about tigers.
@AkiZukiLenn
@AkiZukiLenn 8 ай бұрын
Tiger tongue is basically a tooth brush but 10 times stronger, if only mao knows this scientific fact.
@rammbostein
@rammbostein 8 ай бұрын
also tigers don't eat sweets
@MatterInMyMind
@MatterInMyMind 8 ай бұрын
Bones help clean their teeth too
@wyattcole5452
@wyattcole5452 Ай бұрын
@@rammbosteinor smoke cigarettes
@asaschuemann9545
@asaschuemann9545 8 ай бұрын
Of these 5, Mao's rotten teeth were easily the worst for me, also, his excuse for why he doesn't brush sounds like that of a 4-year old kid.
@josho7138
@josho7138 8 ай бұрын
That was his level of logic
@merafirewing6591
@merafirewing6591 8 ай бұрын
​@@josho7138 also what's worse is those that praise Mao.
@Reagan1984
@Reagan1984 8 ай бұрын
Mao's rule in general seems very juvenile. He wanted to get rid of pests in order to make farming easier, instead the curbing of animals like Sparrows only led to the desecration of crops from locusts. Millions died because Mao Zedong was kind of an idiot.
@LuC-k777
@LuC-k777 8 ай бұрын
At that point his mouth was as dangerous as the saliva of a Komodo dragon with the mouth rot he had
@Nmdixon-cu7vm
@Nmdixon-cu7vm 8 ай бұрын
Now you know the intellect behind 80 million deaths. Just saying.
@corymorimacori1059
@corymorimacori1059 8 ай бұрын
“How many dictators does it take, to turn an empire into a Union of ruinous states? It’s a disgrace what you did to your own people!” Rasputin
@smurfskii7884
@smurfskii7884 8 ай бұрын
"Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil!" Also Rasputin
@funfact8660
@funfact8660 8 ай бұрын
Seen the current Mickey Mouse Administration and Resident Goofy in the USA lately ?
@QUACKQUACK200
@QUACKQUACK200 8 ай бұрын
Everywhere i GO i see your FACE
@joshadrale4415
@joshadrale4415 8 ай бұрын
@@smurfskii7884 you're from Georgia, sweet Georgia & history books unfold ya!
@MasterLu2
@MasterLu2 8 ай бұрын
⁠@@joshadrale4415as a messed up motha f*cka bent in the mind. Who built a superpower but he paid the price
@gigachadpybro1697
@gigachadpybro1697 8 ай бұрын
Oh my god, Stalin drew Rule 34 before it even existed.
@christopherreeves5592
@christopherreeves5592 28 күн бұрын
Please don't use the Lord's Name in vain. Thank you.
@We-all-watched-the-video
@We-all-watched-the-video 28 күн бұрын
@@christopherreeves5592rule 34?
@BatInDisguise2.0
@BatInDisguise2.0 26 күн бұрын
@@We-all-watched-the-videoI think he meant Stalin
@juicyjisoox
@juicyjisoox 21 күн бұрын
@@BatInDisguise2.0it’s the g** in omg
@itachu.
@itachu. 3 күн бұрын
@@juicyjisoox why you gotta censor it
@randallrona9618
@randallrona9618 8 ай бұрын
Imagine you're one of the best generals of the German military and found out your leader had uncontrollable farting as you tried NOT to laugh. 🤢😂
@toshitanaka1550
@toshitanaka1550 8 ай бұрын
Just don’t bring the gas masks. It would give Hitler PTSD to kill you.
@lloydchristmas1086
@lloydchristmas1086 19 күн бұрын
Probably propaganda like most stuff about Hitler. "He had one ball, he was gay, he was.a drug addict." Haha most is bs
@indianajones4321
@indianajones4321 8 ай бұрын
I think Ne Win needs his own video for how insane he was. For example, he forced everyone to drive on the right side of the road because he felt the country might be moving to the political left… and everyone had right hand drive cars so one issue was that people got off of buses into oncoming traffic.
@peegoblin8372
@peegoblin8372 8 ай бұрын
I thought the answer was unknown, but Idk much about Ne Win
@umungus518
@umungus518 8 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who learned this from top gear?
@indianajones4321
@indianajones4321 8 ай бұрын
@@umungus518 that’s the first place I learned it
@khanthtetzaw5212
@khanthtetzaw5212 8 ай бұрын
Please don't tell me that he killed the Ayeyawade river dolphins and used it at bath. I can't believe that dude is started the coup to my country.
@Justin-yt7pi
@Justin-yt7pi 8 ай бұрын
All that just to own the libs?
@corymorimacori1059
@corymorimacori1059 8 ай бұрын
“This enraged their fathers, who punished them severely.”
@minecraftboi58
@minecraftboi58 8 ай бұрын
I get this
@AgentPathfinder
@AgentPathfinder 8 ай бұрын
Lol I get it
@mingau993
@mingau993 8 ай бұрын
​@@minecraftboi58what is it
@Hater_Ultima
@Hater_Ultima 8 ай бұрын
​@@minecraftboi58Explain.
@guillermofernandez7954
@guillermofernandez7954 8 ай бұрын
Comment of the year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@greenhillburma
@greenhillburma 8 ай бұрын
I'm a Burmese, living in Burma, but I'd never heard the last one, though I might be ignorant in this. The rumor I'd heard of since childhood was that he had his doctors carry out venesection and replace the lost volume with that of younger people, so that he'd live longer (that's what he must have thought, albeit it's not scientific in any term). However that is also unverified. Given that he basically went nuts near the end of his rule, anything is possible.
@BeanManolo
@BeanManolo 8 ай бұрын
I feel Idi Amin deserved a episode only for himself with how crazy he was. He declared himself 'Conqueror of the British Empire' or 'CBE' after the United Kingdom severed diplomatic relations with Uganda in 1977, and had a lot of degrees like a law one without even going to a single class, simply by becoming the Makerere University chairman and giving himself the degree
@michaelharrison3602
@michaelharrison3602 4 ай бұрын
I believe he also awarded himself an Olympics boxing medal
@destroyerarmor2846
@destroyerarmor2846 4 ай бұрын
The British colonials were jerks. Idi Amin just wanted to spite them and look like a champion of sorts
@KopperNeoman
@KopperNeoman 4 ай бұрын
​@@destroyerarmor2846"They freed our slaves and stopped us eating each other, what monsters"
@destroyerarmor2846
@destroyerarmor2846 3 ай бұрын
@@KopperNeoman Slavery still exist. It's called 9-5 job
@TheOpethOfMastodon
@TheOpethOfMastodon 3 ай бұрын
​@destroyerarmor2846 oh stop
@storozhevoy75
@storozhevoy75 8 ай бұрын
They say absolute power corrupts absolutely: clearly sanity is one of the first things to go bye-bye.
@AxleTrade
@AxleTrade 8 ай бұрын
Says a lot about the people who still chose to follow them lol.
@dogeee5615
@dogeee5615 8 ай бұрын
clearly sanity is the only why to you keep survive on that position nobody is actually “great dictator” if you lose your mind at that situation you will get kill
@bensmith8682
@bensmith8682 2 ай бұрын
It's more like the kind of person to become a dictator is already warped in nature, and the power just gives them an outlet for it
@ethanli4191
@ethanli4191 Ай бұрын
I've seen many people in that position got paranoid
@cormacmacsuibhne2867
@cormacmacsuibhne2867 8 ай бұрын
Impersonating Charlie Chaplin should be up here.
@randocalrissian347
@randocalrissian347 8 ай бұрын
Charlie Chaplin’s habit, he used to dip his, um, wick, in betadine to try to avoid STDs, dying it orange. Louise Brooks wrote about him chasing her with it in her book.
@leonardocarnero566
@leonardocarnero566 8 ай бұрын
True Oh and first
@Hedy_Lamarr.
@Hedy_Lamarr. 8 ай бұрын
It should’ve! Good point.
@josho7138
@josho7138 8 ай бұрын
Lol
@sharonrigs7999
@sharonrigs7999 8 ай бұрын
Adolf had farty pants
@jajateedas4738
@jajateedas4738 Ай бұрын
"A tiger never brushes its teeth" "So does a pig, chairman"
@mikeyknighty8226
@mikeyknighty8226 8 ай бұрын
Stalin was just the original meme account admin, scribbling captions that mildly relates to the content on random images
@Silly_Billy666
@Silly_Billy666 8 ай бұрын
"Louder then the brass section of the New York philharmonic" really got me😭
@briangreen1781
@briangreen1781 8 ай бұрын
Stalin loved his memes.
@AVI-lh6rm
@AVI-lh6rm 8 ай бұрын
apparently he loved what we call boomer memes, considering simple history said "he would put captions on old drawings" so even in the 40's we had people posting dead memes lmao (im stretching the truth massively but its hilarious to think of it that way)
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement 8 ай бұрын
​​@@AVI-lh6rm More like Stalin loved his memes so much, that he became one himself. Like Jayden Smith.
@timumbra2476
@timumbra2476 7 ай бұрын
That’s what I was thinking 😂
@sneakysasquatch6014
@sneakysasquatch6014 7 ай бұрын
Younger Me and Stalin would get along well cause I would like to draw crude stuff to
@fete0
@fete0 6 ай бұрын
@@AVI-lh6rm ok kid
@paulnash6944
@paulnash6944 8 ай бұрын
“The mighty tiger never brushes his teeth.” False. Tigers do clean their teeth.
@jgt2598
@jgt2598 8 ай бұрын
Stalin's was pretty mild compared to the others. Also, this is the perfect example of what happens when someone gets unchecked power, there's no one to say "no" so a human in that position inevitably goes off the rails.
@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491
@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 8 ай бұрын
Idk about that one bro, asks his guards when he died what they thought.
@antonioreconquistador
@antonioreconquistador 8 ай бұрын
Theres no simply saying "no" to drastic government measures. In Russia, the many Georgians and Ruthenian Jews were ruthless in their seizure and consolidation of power, ensuring that property seizure and construction projects would impress their superiors, whether it costed the lives and support of their constituents. And when their superiors had their backs turned, to them, this was their only way to make more than dirt- or to avoid the execution of themselves and their families if their superiors had a change of heart.
@devdr8983
@devdr8983 8 ай бұрын
Stalin was a real life Cartman wtf
@rKhael53
@rKhael53 8 ай бұрын
Stalin's habit was artistic and kinda fun ngl.
@davidrufus-giwa3607
@davidrufus-giwa3607 7 ай бұрын
they didnt dare to tell him tho@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491
@petergray2712
@petergray2712 8 ай бұрын
5:54 There has been some speculation that Stalin's scribblings were a manifestation of his paranoia. He was a very isolated and fearful man who perceived that he was surrounded by jealous and vengeful enemies. With few close friends and constantly fearing he would be assassinated, his scribbling on these pictures were a means of venting repressed feelings of contempt and displeasure.
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood 8 ай бұрын
Knowing him, that might not have been such an irrational thing to fear.
@shivanshna7618
@shivanshna7618 8 ай бұрын
​@@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagoodit was not that irrational Stalin remove d so many of his opponents in party like that . He feared what he did to other's his party members or red army can do it to him.
@AVI-lh6rm
@AVI-lh6rm 8 ай бұрын
he's making memes, maybe not good memes, but memes nonetheless lol
@BlackCrossCrusader
@BlackCrossCrusader 8 ай бұрын
I'm grateful for that small measure of justice for what the man did to his people, and those around him. He died alone, afraid, and in pain. A fitting end for a terrible man.
@dogeee5615
@dogeee5615 8 ай бұрын
you know Stailn is actually a survivor in Большая чистка?
@Achillez098
@Achillez098 8 ай бұрын
Are you telling me the Downfall Parodies of Hitler farting were all based on fact?!
@Menaceblue3
@Menaceblue3 8 ай бұрын
Fartelein! Fartelein! FARTELEIN!
@alecdeter1999
@alecdeter1999 8 ай бұрын
Adolf shittler
@thepsychicspoon5984
@thepsychicspoon5984 8 ай бұрын
They are
@richs.7373
@richs.7373 8 ай бұрын
Yep. Even the Downfall recreation tucked away at 1:29 in this video
@FakeFlemishOfficer
@FakeFlemishOfficer 8 ай бұрын
@@richs.7373probably the first time I've seen goebs not looking half dead in something der untergang related
@MammothTonk
@MammothTonk 8 ай бұрын
Bros roasted history's most brutal dictators 💀
@Daniel4646
@Daniel4646 8 ай бұрын
Mao Tse Dong: "I clean my teeth with tea, I never brush my teeth. A tiger never brushes his teeth. Why are a tiger's teeth so sharp?" Sure, Mao. But I've never seen a tiger drink tea, either.
@Ubrzani
@Ubrzani 8 ай бұрын
"Adolf Hitler's rear was louder than the brass section of the New York Philharmonic." Nicely explained! 🤣
@brittakriep2938
@brittakriep2938 8 ай бұрын
The prussian province Pommerania/ Pommern was formerly for Administration reason split into two parts Vorpommern ( Front Pommerania, still part of Germany) and Hinterpommern ( Rear Pommerania, since 1945 part of Poland). One day in age of Monarchy prussian King did an official visit to Pommerania. Both in Administration towns of Front Pommerania and Rear Pommerania bands played, when the King arrived. A newspaper wrote : Laut tönte es im Vorderen Pommern, aber in Hintern war es lauter. The music in Front Pommerania was loud, but in the Rear it was louder! - Unwanted Humor.
@Palestine_3763
@Palestine_3763 2 ай бұрын
Wow so true 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
@Palestine_3763
@Palestine_3763 2 ай бұрын
Cap cap 😂
@pkcell6409
@pkcell6409 8 ай бұрын
The fact that hitler had uncontrollable farts makes it even funnier 😂
@r-labs9357
@r-labs9357 8 ай бұрын
I find Stalin even more funny
@ludonymous526
@ludonymous526 8 ай бұрын
Sure. They were rotten people, but man, did they have such poor care.
@GlidezukaReporting
@GlidezukaReporting 8 ай бұрын
Another Fegelein's antics
@01hZ
@01hZ 7 ай бұрын
its propaganda
@ludonymous526
@ludonymous526 7 ай бұрын
@@01hZ Stick to the facts.
@stpbasss3773
@stpbasss3773 8 ай бұрын
I was about to say Hitler's gas was probably due to all the drugs he was on before you got to that point 😂.
@kylemartin9215
@kylemartin9215 8 ай бұрын
Stalin giggling kinda cracked me up
@alexandermora8746
@alexandermora8746 19 күн бұрын
hehehehehe 😈😈
@Skateandcreate9
@Skateandcreate9 8 ай бұрын
This is the kind of video I’ve wanted for a long time and didn’t even know it 😂 what a great way to explain real history while simultaneously dunking on these literally filthy dictators 😂
@marcusayala6933
@marcusayala6933 8 ай бұрын
They're funny but I'm wondering if it's true, I didn't see any sources
@Dad-lu1oi
@Dad-lu1oi 8 ай бұрын
Hitler shouldn't be on here
@rufusray
@rufusray 8 ай бұрын
This channel revises history to fit a narrative and surrounds that revisionment with eye catching cartoons for people with 1 second attention spans.
@Skateandcreate9
@Skateandcreate9 8 ай бұрын
@@rufusray yet here you are 😥
@daviddavidson2357
@daviddavidson2357 8 ай бұрын
@@marcusayala6933 Mao's teeth is true and visible in undoctored pictures of him at the time. Stalin may have drawn on those pictures, though they were reprints though it's hardly like he was defacing priceless art as is presented. The "mustache man had terrible gas" is an outright lie and fabrication though. There are no contemporary reports of it. Like most rumors about him, they're fake, often contradictory and aired on the same TV channel that has shows such as Ancient Aliens.
@owensmith4033
@owensmith4033 8 ай бұрын
So Hitler didn't just guess millions of people to death he also gasped his generals to death with his farting
@desconocidoh_1284
@desconocidoh_1284 8 ай бұрын
😂
@LuC-k777
@LuC-k777 8 ай бұрын
Makes sense with the vegetarian diet causing gas surprised that beans weren’t mentioned
@vivosmartphone2280
@vivosmartphone2280 8 ай бұрын
Guess?
@danielhouser8845
@danielhouser8845 8 ай бұрын
Gas* not guess my friend 😂 because if he was just guessing then everybody still would be alive just say 😊
@danielhouser8845
@danielhouser8845 8 ай бұрын
​@@vivosmartphone2280I think meant to say GAS😊 i believe
@onyxdragon1179
@onyxdragon1179 8 ай бұрын
The Butcher of Uganda must have had quite a strong immune system lmao
@v.emiltheii-nd.8094
@v.emiltheii-nd.8094 8 ай бұрын
Being a dictator usually don't care about anything everybody thinks. Even if what they think is usually correct and right.
@M60A3
@M60A3 7 ай бұрын
If they cared about others opinions they wouldn’t be dictators
@mosin_boi
@mosin_boi 8 ай бұрын
One thinking fool is worse than 10 enemies. Had to pause and think about that one for a minute
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement 8 ай бұрын
Stalin was projecting. *Hard.*
@Admiral8Q
@Admiral8Q 6 ай бұрын
I caught that. Stalin in his paranoia likely feared anyone intellectual.
@princebond
@princebond 6 ай бұрын
@@Admiral8Q Based on his insecurities with anything Trotsky, I get what he was tryna spit.
@Nothingbetterthanarelaxingday
@Nothingbetterthanarelaxingday 2 ай бұрын
@@Admiral8QYeah, that was also with Sparta.
@jiroproduction8831
@jiroproduction8831 8 ай бұрын
So… Stalin was the first dictator who became a R34 Artist… -,-
@mingau993
@mingau993 8 ай бұрын
At least not furry R34 one
@maelkew3337
@maelkew3337 8 ай бұрын
@@mingau993 imagine in a alternate universe he draws that lol
@malaysiaball4084
@malaysiaball4084 8 ай бұрын
​@@maelkew3337lol
@maelkew3337
@maelkew3337 8 ай бұрын
@@malaysiaball4084 i be scared tbh
@reaper2579
@reaper2579 7 ай бұрын
@@mingau993I think he actually did XD
@bmyers7078
@bmyers7078 8 ай бұрын
4:45 “Kulak Class”. According to my Grandfather’s late friend Jurij, a Kulak was a farmer who DIDN’T bankrupt his farm before he died. Jurij lived through the Holodomor
@TheMegatuz
@TheMegatuz 8 ай бұрын
I've had a believe for long time that EVERYONE has a secret of some sort which makes them seen weird, disgraceful, filthy, or degenerate. Most of them are kept as a secret for the sake of keeping their faces, but what face you gotta lose if others are in same secret keeping situation? That's why I don't find anything shameful at having secrets or guilty pleasures, as long as they don't get others involved like pedophilia.
@HeisenbergFam
@HeisenbergFam 8 ай бұрын
"like the rest of us they harbor secrets" makes me believe SimpleHistory lives inside our walls and knows all of our secrets
@aodigital9421
@aodigital9421 8 ай бұрын
Keep on unnecessarily exposing yourself, weirdo.
@chickenwarriorr
@chickenwarriorr 8 ай бұрын
"Popular commenter better like the comment"
@Skateandcreate9
@Skateandcreate9 8 ай бұрын
We know your no life having ahh got some nasty habits
@aodigital9421
@aodigital9421 8 ай бұрын
@chickenwarriorr Ahh yes, 'popular'. How talented and creative is he for not uploading anything and just pretending to be a meme.
@chickenwarriorr
@chickenwarriorr 8 ай бұрын
@@aodigital9421 I believe there's a difference between popular and children popular children love to go to bots like this and like it because it'll get em attention that's what I mean
@saulgoodmangaming3460
@saulgoodmangaming3460 8 ай бұрын
I just love how Stalin is like the least fucked up out of all these dudes 💀
@IsaiahDempsey-uu3uh
@IsaiahDempsey-uu3uh 8 ай бұрын
frl bru like he basically just made memes
@saulgoodmangaming3460
@saulgoodmangaming3460 8 ай бұрын
@@IsaiahDempsey-uu3uh Ong he was just bored 😂
@logger22
@logger22 8 ай бұрын
Stalin had a sense of humor.
@Colonel_Z941
@Colonel_Z941 8 ай бұрын
I can't believe beans weren't included in Hitler's diet😂
@corymorimacori1059
@corymorimacori1059 8 ай бұрын
“You need yoga (da!), you need a shower (da!), and you all need to learn how to handle real power!” Mikhail Gorbachev
@vbadimothebadassjackass8011
@vbadimothebadassjackass8011 8 ай бұрын
“Did somebody say real power?” Vladimir Putin
@aaronwilliam9776
@aaronwilliam9776 8 ай бұрын
It's like stalin made memes before memes we're a thing.
@fete0
@fete0 6 ай бұрын
hipster
@nil981
@nil981 6 ай бұрын
Ironically Stalin became a meme himself decades after his death.
@homealone5087
@homealone5087 8 ай бұрын
Funny how history remembers leaders who are succeeded by allies fondly, and one that is replaced by their rivals as having smelly farts, one testicle, etc. Churchill drank every waking hour, but we never hear about his foul guts.
@antonioreconquistador
@antonioreconquistador 8 ай бұрын
FDR, who was really paralyzed from syphilis after carousing with whores as New York Roosevelts would, had his opponent Huey Long assassinated. He seldom made press or television addresses and still made the nomination, and 3 runs as president, which weren't exactly a good time for those in the dust bowl or appalachia even with the war economy. Seizure of German (and to a more marked extent, Japanese) American property fueled his war infrastructure plans and arms races- under the premise that German-Americans were guilty of not supporting war- which would include the gruesome bombings of German and Japanese cities.
@Constantineopulos
@Constantineopulos 8 ай бұрын
Churchill wasn’t a ruthless dictator responsible for millions upon millions of deaths, though. What, exactly, are you getting at?
@homealone5087
@homealone5087 8 ай бұрын
@@Constantineopulos the fact that you think that proves my point.
@jay2dangerous597
@jay2dangerous597 8 ай бұрын
Hey uh, dunno know if you even read the title of the video before commenting but uh. The video title states “Filthy habits of the **World’s Worst Dictators**” Churchill wasn’t a horrible, ruthless and inhumane dictator/leader. The video focused on the absolute worst and ruthless dictators, known to be ruthless and cruel. And yeah Churchill had the bubble guts, and was a smoker, Eisenhower smoked ALOT, but they aren’t necessarily the worst dictators.
@homealone5087
@homealone5087 8 ай бұрын
@@jay2dangerous597 Churchill was absolutely a bloodthirsty warmonger.
@DefrostedChicken
@DefrostedChicken 8 ай бұрын
I love how condescendingly you talked about most people being able to withhold from picking their nose on national television
@JoeMama-jb9kj
@JoeMama-jb9kj 8 ай бұрын
"anti gas" "bed chamber" fire writing
@Swissswoosher
@Swissswoosher 8 ай бұрын
Mao didn’t realise he wasn’t a Tiger
@vinniv-tt1yf
@vinniv-tt1yf 3 ай бұрын
Shiv sena @_@
@dyl_matic93
@dyl_matic93 8 ай бұрын
Mao also believed in peasant bathing. Meaning you should only bathe 3 times in life, Birth, Marriage, and Death. The only time he really got clean was when he went swimming. And unfortunately for the women forced to sleep with him they caught numerous VD from his lack of hygiene.
@Elendor09
@Elendor09 8 ай бұрын
Easy, just do the middle one in every day.
@notoriousbigmoai1125
@notoriousbigmoai1125 8 ай бұрын
Mao once said he doesn't need a shower because he can clean himself with beautiful women, lmao.
@TheRealArtimusKnight
@TheRealArtimusKnight 8 ай бұрын
Can you guys do a part 2? There’s so many people you missed
@zver177
@zver177 8 ай бұрын
yeah, putin for example
@01hZ
@01hZ 7 ай бұрын
yeah, like the american and british ruling elite being into pedophilia
@ProfessorDreamer
@ProfessorDreamer 8 ай бұрын
Simple History can you do a Simple History video on the favorite desserts of History's monarchs.
@funfact8660
@funfact8660 8 ай бұрын
Joe Biden's is ice cream
@ProfessorDreamer
@ProfessorDreamer 8 ай бұрын
@@funfact8660 I said monarchs not presidents.
@valorwarrior7628
@valorwarrior7628 8 ай бұрын
Hitler's bum was louder than the National Brass Philharmonic got me dead. 💀💀💀💀
@jaedenb3795
@jaedenb3795 8 ай бұрын
You know what, after hearing the fact that Hitler has an uncontrollable fart, i have just realised that Hitler could have not been this brutal dictator who's responsible for the Holocaust and more but a real life version of Terrance and Phillip.
@daviddavidson2357
@daviddavidson2357 8 ай бұрын
There isn't a single shred of evidence linking him to it. Not a single document out of millions captured postwar. So even assuming that it was more than just internment camps, he only thought they were internment camps.
@papamidnite9282
@papamidnite9282 7 ай бұрын
His last name was Hitler add S to his name and it's a fitting name lol
@castleanthrax1833
@castleanthrax1833 8 ай бұрын
Don't ask where he got dolphin blood? Isn't there only one place you can get it from?
@christianobabalao9302
@christianobabalao9302 8 ай бұрын
You hadn't noted how Mao Zedong would also defecate during his walks and his guards would have to clean it up.
@xrete
@xrete 8 ай бұрын
wait what?
@marimcgee8379
@marimcgee8379 8 ай бұрын
Or he never washes his manhood after making love to several women.
@solarsystempresident
@solarsystempresident 8 ай бұрын
slava Ukraine
@hymen2393
@hymen2393 8 ай бұрын
So he was like the average Russian.
@M60A3
@M60A3 7 ай бұрын
Map was like a dog
@shaider1982
@shaider1982 8 ай бұрын
5:25 i did not know Stalin was a man of culture.
@beastdork19
@beastdork19 Ай бұрын
The fact Stalin was a Rule 34 artist is wild af
@anthonymanderson7671
@anthonymanderson7671 8 ай бұрын
I knew that hitler's uncontrollable gas would be mentioned in this video.
@puppetguy8726
@puppetguy8726 8 ай бұрын
Man, you made Göring a lot thinner than he was IRL 😛
@TJThePerson
@TJThePerson 8 ай бұрын
"hitler caused millions of deaths, BUT EVEN WORSE HE FARTS OFTEN" is roughly what you said, and I wouldn't have it any other way
@thurahtetaung5600
@thurahtetaung5600 8 ай бұрын
maybe german officers kept his gas for usage in camp
@polishherowitoldpilecki5521
@polishherowitoldpilecki5521 3 ай бұрын
Where do you think the gas came from?
@kaiplaysyt4091
@kaiplaysyt4091 8 ай бұрын
His fart was deadlier than the gas chamber
@TellySavalas-or5hf
@TellySavalas-or5hf 8 ай бұрын
Jewish jokes, come on herr Lachgas mann.
@jescis0
@jescis0 8 ай бұрын
Well a tiger technically doesn't drink… even tea! 🤔🤔
@castleanthrax1833
@castleanthrax1833 8 ай бұрын
Tigers do drink. Just not tea.
@thiagocastrodias2
@thiagocastrodias2 8 ай бұрын
Omg, the Stalin part really got me. A rather comical Habit, honestly 😅
@JukuduB
@JukuduB 8 ай бұрын
In regards to Mao, Chinese custom at that time was to swish ones mouth with tea THEN chew tea leaves. So if that was what they did then, he was following normal protocol. However, the extreme amount of cigarette smoking Mao did would make this tradition problematic.
@silverchairsg
@silverchairsg 8 ай бұрын
Hitler: Everyone except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf, leave the room. *Everyone leaves and closes the door* Hitler: That was an *poot* order! Steiner's *poot* attack was an order *poot* ! How dare *poot* you ignore my *poot* orders! Is this what *poot* it has come *poot* to?
@FastTquick
@FastTquick 8 ай бұрын
I didn’t know Joseph Stalin liked making R34 art.
@mbathroom1
@mbathroom1 8 ай бұрын
1st. Last time I was this early we had dictators. Never mind we still do
@danielfraga1897
@danielfraga1897 8 ай бұрын
I just want to vocalize my gratitude to this channel for shaming an already shameful historic figure, especially at 2:00 where the flatulent "Geyser" of Germany is portrayed with a Horse mounting a horse mounting a horse mounting a horse in an equestrian-centipede to which their combined gastronomy was still unmatched by Geyser Willhelm the Turd. 💩 Have always loved this channel and recommended, butt this is truly some subtle tastefully implemented artistry.
@Bored4280
@Bored4280 6 ай бұрын
"One thinking fool is worse than 10 enemies" - true, especially in politics.
@DD-vn2ev
@DD-vn2ev 8 ай бұрын
Polish American volunteers in France, The Blue Army. Please
@theflaggedyoutuberii4311
@theflaggedyoutuberii4311 8 ай бұрын
3:20 Chairman Maonutrition can't even keep the life of his teeth yet alone people
@ICE_MAN0826
@ICE_MAN0826 8 ай бұрын
Sooooo, Stalin was the forefather of memes? Mind...blown! 😮
@Existntlangst
@Existntlangst 8 ай бұрын
Stalin was trying to meme old art.
@DiabolicalAngel
@DiabolicalAngel 5 ай бұрын
Louder than the brass section of the philharmonic took me OUT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PelvisResley
@PelvisResley 8 ай бұрын
I had no idea Hitler was a vegetarian! I knew he loved animals, but not that. Him farting all the time is hilarious 😂
@bishop51807
@bishop51807 8 ай бұрын
I know man the f****** irony
@ShampootheSpider2019
@ShampootheSpider2019 8 ай бұрын
4:27 we all now know what Stalin drew before Fur affinity and deviant Edit: Greeks also done this back in ancient times before Stalin,times of communism,and the internet
@edenisburning
@edenisburning 8 ай бұрын
So.. Stalin made antique memes?
@junedhussain6252
@junedhussain6252 8 ай бұрын
Thank you Simple History for all your hard work. While this video is sort of 'serious' it does have some humour. Keep up the good work Simple History. Oh yeah can you upload a video about the Bangladesh liberation war of 1971.
@theromanorder
@theromanorder 8 ай бұрын
Please do a video on crossections of navil ships like say destroyers ect,
@castleanthrax1833
@castleanthrax1833 8 ай бұрын
Naval* Etc*
@theromanorder
@theromanorder 8 ай бұрын
@@castleanthrax1833 sorry im busy organizing a search party gor who asked Sorry for my rude reply, im just tired of people trying to fix something for my whole life i long ago stoped cearing about.. I give less cears for the English language then Hitler of the jews... Its not your fault but just so you know I don't cear
@ItsBeeRay
@ItsBeeRay 6 ай бұрын
It's hilarious how Amin made this list for eating oranges considering what else he's known for eating...
@princejeufcamuta5446
@princejeufcamuta5446 8 ай бұрын
Didnt know stalin was chill like that
@shambler1977
@shambler1977 5 ай бұрын
Almost anyone did not know about this. It is probably of a new rumor about Stalin. It is something strange in the general context of soviet history. Because at the end of the 30th , then Stalin finally came to power, the sexual revolution in the 20th and at the start of the 30th also came to an end.
@usmcdevildog3497
@usmcdevildog3497 8 ай бұрын
Still tossing in for a Unit video on MACV-SOG the legendary jungle SF unit
@711jastin
@711jastin 8 ай бұрын
funny thing about hitler's parkinson, it could have been related to his poor gastrointestinal conditions, which according to a very recent study that related the microbiology within human digestive system to risk of neurological disease at old age. hitler in this case is of one very obvious case that supports this hypothesis.
@xsentoraga1000
@xsentoraga1000 6 ай бұрын
I love the source for your iformation "one unnamed person confirmed this information" wow!!!
@scandathepole723
@scandathepole723 8 ай бұрын
Seeing Mao as British in the thumbnail is kinda questioning but hilarious
@NerdyBruv
@NerdyBruv 8 ай бұрын
It made me laugh when you told about Stalin's nude drawing habit
@omniscient3776
@omniscient3776 8 ай бұрын
Stalin was onto meme culture crazy lol
@Gavin-vd1ob
@Gavin-vd1ob 7 ай бұрын
9:23 bro hired steve to get the dolphins💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@extremelycreativeusername
@extremelycreativeusername 8 ай бұрын
What's worse? Execution by Mao's PLA or a hard bite from Mao
@LIONTAMER3D
@LIONTAMER3D 8 ай бұрын
This channel KNOWS what we want lol
@KidarWolf
@KidarWolf 8 ай бұрын
Huh. I never knew Hitler was a vegetarian. Thanks for the awesome new fact I learned today!
@alfredagain
@alfredagain 8 ай бұрын
He was a vegetarian, non-smoking animal lover.
@matthewgonano636
@matthewgonano636 7 ай бұрын
No wonder. He ate a slave diet so he went crazy
@user-cd4bx6uq1y
@user-cd4bx6uq1y 8 ай бұрын
Absolutely amazing
@KEN-1991
@KEN-1991 8 ай бұрын
“The Butcherer of Uganda” not only likes to eat oranges, but he was also a cannibal.
@MasterLu2
@MasterLu2 8 ай бұрын
Bruh Idi Amin eating 40 oranges a day is crazy. I remember eating 20 mandarins in one day and I ending up going to the bathroom several times.
@debrickashaw9387
@debrickashaw9387 8 ай бұрын
Thank you for reminding me to start flossing again.
@hankstevens4194
@hankstevens4194 7 ай бұрын
I read somewhere that Mao had a fear of going to the dentist and also thought it was an easy way for an enemy to poison him.
@lionking2847
@lionking2847 7 ай бұрын
Beautiful video!
@muffinconsumer4431
@muffinconsumer4431 8 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is PUTRID
@quintin-vy4zz
@quintin-vy4zz 14 күн бұрын
Sure is
@rKhael53
@rKhael53 8 ай бұрын
Stalin's habit was artistic and kinda fun ngl.
@StrilanGaming
@StrilanGaming 8 ай бұрын
So… Josef Stalin made memes before they were memes. Wow. We’re all ducked.
@obitookenobi4604
@obitookenobi4604 8 ай бұрын
So Stalin was the first memelord in history.
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