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@RachaelLongLastName3 жыл бұрын
“No more 40 minute videos” *5 months later*
@KuroeNezumi3 жыл бұрын
Technically, almost two whole minutes under 40, so he's keeping to his word.
@Longshanks16903 жыл бұрын
@@KuroeNezumi And it was the Internet Historian who said that, not Storymode, this channel has no obligation to stick to limits made elsewhere.
@noahmay77083 жыл бұрын
@@Longshanks1690 yes we know that genius let the man make a joke
@RachaelLongLastName2 жыл бұрын
@@noahmay7708 why don't you take your own advice
@walgreensdotcom1853 жыл бұрын
Good video! I love seeing the GTA San Andreas modding community still active!
@judgebigmansion34923 жыл бұрын
Huh...
@staffsgt.retired83133 жыл бұрын
@@judgebigmansion3492 I think you're too short to get the joke.
@krzlcve3 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so hard
@Themurderin3 жыл бұрын
@@staffsgt.retired8313 I mean.. I remember growing up playing MTA:SA and SAMP and even I don't get the joke other than maybe because of a similarity in graphics on a far stretch?
@arigat-s02443 жыл бұрын
@@Themurderin The joke is either referring to the fact that you can mod GTA:SA and FF7, or the fact that these two games involve blowing stuff up.
@vamppro17783 жыл бұрын
I clicked this thinking it would only be about 5 mins and a good break from my dissertation. I made a mistake.
@captainbarndoor85303 жыл бұрын
No you made a happy accident
@JW--dc8ri3 жыл бұрын
@@captainbarndoor8530 someone's been watching me
@blueberries2544 ай бұрын
howd it go man?
@vamppro17784 ай бұрын
@@blueberries254 well, very well 👌
@concreteandlashire3 жыл бұрын
I went into this knowing nothing and now I know even less, and the Final Fantasy 7 House makes even less sense.
@woldemunster92443 жыл бұрын
Have you tried Handbag House?
@Themurderin3 жыл бұрын
For real, the only thing I learned out of this is that the FF7 house's resident "Hojo" is even creepier and neckbeardy sounding than ever.
@415-k1ub3 жыл бұрын
Now "Zack" sounds dumb for deciding to live with people who believed that they were the reincarnation of Hojo and Jenovah.
@xel16733 жыл бұрын
"On his way out of Nibelheim, Sephiroth starts a fiery warpath, burning Cloud's hometown to the ground. Cloud's mother, Tifa's father were killed in the accident." An accident? Are you guys defense lawyers for Sephiroth?
@UtushoReiuji3 жыл бұрын
"Your Honor, my client isn't to blame for his actions. He was temporarily insane due to an intentional infliction of emotional distress due to the actions of Professor Hojo of Shinra Inc. Furthermore, the Jenova entity is the property of Shinra Inc. and the illegal scientific procedures to splice its genetic material with my client were clearly out of his control and perpetrated by Hoko of Shinra Inc. I motion for a complete dismissal of this case in favor of filing a joint class action of Sephiroth and the surviving citizens of Nibelheim against Shinra Inc. and their subsidiary, Shinra Research and Development, for wrongful deaths, property damage, and intentional infliction of emotional distress."
@deadinside95653 жыл бұрын
@@UtushoReiuji [flip magazine page] Second.
@PrometheusV3 жыл бұрын
@@deadinside9565 [looks up from eating Ice cream] Yeah, what he said
@sketch923 жыл бұрын
@@PrometheusV [Looks up from phone play ing RAID] Huhwhat!? oh uhhhhhhhhh yeah what that guy said.
@deathkorpsofkriegguardsmen84882 жыл бұрын
[looks up from playing war thunder] ye whatever I’m only here for the free cash and Wi-Fi
@lorenzoalcazar30693 жыл бұрын
You know this channel is getting serious when IH doesn't say "one take, I'm a busy man" and proceeds to make a 39min video
@ANEbk93 жыл бұрын
Maybe a little too serious... the videos are longer and more infrequent. He must be hiding another secret channel!
@simpleman9553 жыл бұрын
Clearly too much time on his hands
@arcosin38613 жыл бұрын
IH? Who is this IH? I see no IH here. This is small youtuber Storymode.
@ANEbk93 жыл бұрын
@@arcosin3861 it's just his accent. Instead of 'he' he wrote it out phonetically as IH! Say it aloud it makes more sense.
@BasicPrinciplesGTA3 жыл бұрын
@@ANEbk9 Makes sense. OP gets away with it this time. But one can never be too cautious when it comes to snitches.
@RedMeansRecording3 жыл бұрын
I have never played this game and after watching this video I don't think I could ever handle it. Thank you for your sacrifice.
@evanfitz3 жыл бұрын
It's the characters and their interactions that make it great. The music is aaamazing, very memorable tunes. The story was very good compared to games of that time. I still enjoy it and will play for the good memories. They remade it a year ago and did a good job filling in silly plot points.
@higanbana_red17723 жыл бұрын
What the shit are you doing here Red? Love your videos btw, you single handedly made me thirst for an OP-1 which I can’t afford so I just made an album with GarageBand instead.
@coconutt61403 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t expecting you to show up here
@luciuseclipse3 жыл бұрын
@Mychael Johnson Nah, the plot just seems contrived rather than complex, though I am sure if I were to be interested in the game enough I'd be able see what you like about the story. Games with complex stories haven't gone away, you just ignore their existence to so you can keep enjoying the games you liked. That's fine, just don't be an asshole to people who don't enjoy the things you do.
@Arikussan3 жыл бұрын
Ère ère ères ère reste ère Être uère e a ede de déférer le terrestre ère ère étreint rère terre etes e es être être et queeux eet terre terreère est encore etr et ede et moi terreère ère Être étér ee mère et
@wesleytrout49313 жыл бұрын
The game that spawned a million usernames.
@ihvojd3 жыл бұрын
And a million dead Aerith memes
@logandunlap91563 жыл бұрын
i was really hoping your username would be relevant to your comment but it isn’t, shit comment/10, literally unreadable, please delete thank you.
@casedistorted3 жыл бұрын
To this day Cloud and Sephiroth are taken in every game I play, lol.
@YummyEggs3 жыл бұрын
@@ihvojd Holy shit Aerith dies? How could you spoil the whole game on a video like this?
@drewinsur73213 жыл бұрын
That midgard place in the game inspired the name of a brand new 2021 game called Tribes of Midgard lol
@JacktionYT3 жыл бұрын
"Remember how you was younger and I was also younger? Join Al Quaeda!" I fucking love this channel.
@tsarXadam2 жыл бұрын
Looking at your account you must be a member of Y'all Qaeda.
@TheShamefurDispray2 жыл бұрын
Especially fitting due to how great of an allegory shinra is for zionism.
@jakedill1304 Жыл бұрын
But they're all still just 4 years old.. everyone in this is 4 years old I don't understand.. it's like Willow, but creepier somehow and with even more tonal juxtaposition.
@Graphene_3143 жыл бұрын
"This doesn't make any bloody sense. 'We gotta take out four guys, BOMB LONDON.'" Not far off from what Innocent IV did.
@Harminder13 жыл бұрын
Probably more a sense of bomb Birmingham.
@RabbiHerschel2 жыл бұрын
Huh? Is that a reference to the Northern Crusades? Because aside from that Innocent IV pretty much spent his entire tenure dealing with the political conflict with the HRE. Neither of those seem really comparable.
@liamj56223 жыл бұрын
Blessed are we to receive Storymode
@jaytravis24873 жыл бұрын
@Liam J. The rule goes like this: "I" before "E" except after "C". Thus "receive".
@liamj56223 жыл бұрын
@@jaytravis2487 let's not talk about my embarrassing simple spelling mistake
@ghostmopreal3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@shaun90803 жыл бұрын
Amen
@jaytravis24873 жыл бұрын
Doing a little rewriting of history I see! This person has modified their original post. Just doing my part for truth and justice. The internet just became a little better because of me. Feel free to show your appreciation by liking my comment.
@PrismTheKid3 жыл бұрын
The more you look into the og ff7 canon the more you ask 'why is literally every bad thing hojo's fault'
@Gyrono3 жыл бұрын
Frankenstein Syndrome?
@mkielson82902 жыл бұрын
@@Gyrono Big evil corporation funds evil scientist because war is profitable and monopolies are even moreso. Also it's arguably Gast's fault since he found Jenova and is also Aerith's Dad.
@justafox53562 жыл бұрын
@@mkielson8290 true but he wasn’t overtly evil. He cared about Aerith’s mom if I remember correctly and had no idea what jenova really was and thus how dangerous she was.
@ZigealFaust2 жыл бұрын
Because Hojo was like "sexy alien milf, I wanna be a sexy alien dilf, with kids, LOTS OF KIDS" and the entirety of 7's storyline was set into motion.
@Xer0sama2 жыл бұрын
Not having played FF7R, I'm going to go so far as to say whatever's going on there is probably his fault too.
@hunterclouse43713 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but it broke me seeing Cloud in a wheelchair falling into a pit while he still has a blank face.
@jonasulse522510 ай бұрын
This being unlisted is a crime against humanity
@Thomas-v9n8k8 ай бұрын
True
@OMFGWTFBBQKKTWNTY5 ай бұрын
IT'S BACK
@jonasulse52255 ай бұрын
@@OMFGWTFBBQKKTWNTY Hell yea!
@golflefleur8873 жыл бұрын
This feels like when I have a really weird dream and then try to explain it to someone. I like it.
@PatricTheSpartian3 жыл бұрын
The plot feels like an unfiltered stream of consciousness of the 10 years old child high on sugar.
@mikebliss3153 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to Square Enix in the 90s.
@stevemiddleton5278 Жыл бұрын
it is called postmodern poststructuralism 😂
@truewalter41935 ай бұрын
I see that as a compliment :)
@Locke-j6j4 ай бұрын
And yet the most iconic game of the series following 6. Its japan. FF7 is just anime 😂
@Lenn869Ай бұрын
thats what i thougth too. crazy they once had a whole house full of people based on this game...
@JW--dc8ri3 жыл бұрын
Cue the Frasier theme
@rudeboyspodcast3 жыл бұрын
BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLIN'
@JW--dc8ri3 жыл бұрын
Tough saladssss and scrambled eggggs
@pewp325 Жыл бұрын
@@JW--dc8ri Hello everyone, and welcome back to Binging with Babish. On this week's episode, we are making the Korean BBQ plate in Wall Market from Final Fantasy VII.
@Anon_Spartan3 жыл бұрын
Storymode: "I don't want to get cancelled" Also Storymode: *accurate Yuffie impersonation* My man
@StrazdasLT3 жыл бұрын
being cancelled is like a badge of honor now. You know you said something right if they are trying to cancel you.
@SrMorua3 жыл бұрын
I hate Yuffie, decades ago I played the original FF7 for an immense amount of hours, leveled up all the other characters, except her. I always hated the part where I was forced to play that anorexic mannequin, yes, I thought she was not human but a stupid android made mostly of wood, which probably was my child mind trying to explain why they accepted such a stupid traitor in their team.
@memyselfandyourcat7993 жыл бұрын
14:56 20:14 20:22
@ZigealFaust2 жыл бұрын
@@StrazdasLT Nah, you just have to say something stupid or offensive. You can be right and not be a jackass about it. But whatever helps you sleep at night, Sonny Jim.
@StrazdasLT2 жыл бұрын
When you dont want to admit someone is right you call it offensive.
@aforgotto3 жыл бұрын
i didn't know anything about final fantasy before watching this. now that I have watched this I know even less
@burritomaster60003 жыл бұрын
This legitimately explained the plot better then the actual game.
@burritomaster60002 жыл бұрын
@KT Says the guy with no car insurance
@NeverUseAnApostrophe2 жыл бұрын
*than
@whatchdogmanyeah2685 Жыл бұрын
yup, at last I understood what was goin on
@TugiDeg Жыл бұрын
@@burritomaster6000 yes because he steals biplanes instead.
@splitman1129 Жыл бұрын
Naw. It seems better because it's an abridged version. Playing the game makes the story last for many hours, so the story isn't jammed together in a few minutes
@Mario_Angel_Medina2 жыл бұрын
I love that they never explain who Vincent is and that people who aren't familiar with the game probably didn't noticed that, after the part in the last abandoned lab, a random guy with a red cape started going along with Cloud and friends
@tomaszsotysik94382 жыл бұрын
I guess that's because he's an optional character, altough we do get to know a few things about his backstory, something about his wife and, of course, Hojo.
@stevemyers30822 жыл бұрын
@@tomaszsotysik9438 Yuffie is optional too but they mention her.
@TransformersBoss2 жыл бұрын
Vincent. Vincent! What is Vincent? Blah blah blah… a GUN!
@PrismTheKid Жыл бұрын
Vincent's entire lore is Hojo NTRed him so hard he became a vampire He serves no purpose otherwise, aside from having knowledge of some shinra lore
@wafiyabdul2037 Жыл бұрын
Basically a completionist route to fill in the (lore) blanks. Thanks Limewire. I can always trust you to infect my computer with new coronavirus
@5igns3 жыл бұрын
Seriously are JRPG writers not allowed to ever delete anything? It's like the "Yes and ... and also... oh and" school of writing.
@fumomofumosarum58932 жыл бұрын
which is the secret why it's so good..?
@PedroRodrigues-je6xp2 жыл бұрын
I.... I....
@eins20012 жыл бұрын
@@fumomofumosarum5893 it's not
@lievre4602 жыл бұрын
@@fumomofumosarum5893 it really isnt. maybe back when you where like 8 and had no standards. Playing old games like FF7 and Ocarina of time made me realize a lot of those games are only held to such high regard because of nostalgia and "muh first 3d experience"
@cocorkiller23222 жыл бұрын
Wasn't this a Japanese release dubbed to English? Still epic and one of the many hall of fame lvl games. No matter the writing. If u grew up starting with Mario and ended up one day playing this... it made an impact. Same as MGS1... I'd have to say it's 007 goldeneye for n64 level impact
@davidwilson65773 жыл бұрын
Some things - Cloud isn't really a 'clone' of Sephiroth, it was just an attempt to put Jenova cells into another person like they did with Sephiroth when he was a foetus. -They were chasing a shape-shifting Jenova that looked like Sephiroth, but the mind in control of it really was Sephiroth so it's not that much of a difference. It's just that Sephiroth's real body was all cut in half and not up for walking about. Because Jenova is a hive mind, and he was a part of it, he was able to subjugate the actual Jenova. His and its goals are pretty much aligned though so I don't think it would've minded. -Cloud never joined SOLDIER. He tried, but failed, and ended up just a regular old grunt. He still killed Sephiroth basically so I dunno what their entrance exam was like. I guess Zack softened him up? -Because Cloud has been merged with the Jenova cells, the comment about Tifa and his child being a Jenova baby is probably accurate, but Tifa never gets pregnant. :( -If they hadn't killed Sephiroth, he probably would've just sucked up the Lifestream like Kirby when Meteor hit, so they did do something. It's just that Aerith didn't. She died for nothing.
@professionalspecialist57803 жыл бұрын
Someone's got to continue the Lockhart bloodline
@grahammantle83813 жыл бұрын
yeah it's weird because of JRPG naming conventions making it confusing, it also confused me as a kid, but SOLDIER isn't the regular infantry, but an elite military force where highly exceptional individuals become infused with mako. they could have named it something else to make it less confusing for a western audience, but by golly I guess they just thought it sounded cool.
@ThatGuySizzleMac3 жыл бұрын
Cloud caught Sephiroth off-guard and was in a blind rage cause he thought Tifa was dead. That's why he was so confused about how he managed to kill him. Sephiroth was just kinda walking out of the reactor thinking he killed everyone so he never noticed Cloud until Cloud had already impaled him. Cloud just got extremely lucky.
@davidwilson65773 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuySizzleMac I figured the memory loss was down to the Mako poisoning.
@ThatGuySizzleMac3 жыл бұрын
@@davidwilson6577Yeah pretty much.
@olsonusmaximus2 жыл бұрын
The barely contained laughter while describing extremely emotional scenes is just the cherry on top of this whole video.
@alexandergover9268 Жыл бұрын
I came to the comments to see if anyone else thought this. I nearly died laughing
@Rahbiel_AotD3 жыл бұрын
“Final Fantasy VII: But You’re Always Too Late” I think that’s just Drakengard
@lftw37543 жыл бұрын
This felt like giant acid trip with twists and turns. I hope my implanted memory is related to spiky hair.
@Disrupted_SP3 жыл бұрын
Poor Vincent wasnt even acknowledged
@videogamenostalgia3 жыл бұрын
Vincent said the N word on Twitter like 13 years ago. We don't talk about him any more.
@arigat-s02443 жыл бұрын
...was probably busy snoozing.
@elliswatanabe3 жыл бұрын
@@videogamenostalgia which n word?
@PALACIO2543 жыл бұрын
@@elliswatanabe ninny
@alias5883 жыл бұрын
@@PALACIO254 You said it with a hard y, hope you enjoy getting cancelled bro.
@ptprojektred2 жыл бұрын
"Sector 7 was an inside job, Mako can't melt Steal beams" made me spit my coffee out. God thats a good one
@reversethursday49753 жыл бұрын
"He snaps back to reality" "Woah there goes gravity" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ndf27193 жыл бұрын
I watched all of this and the plot still confuses me.
@creatureslim3 жыл бұрын
I have played this and watched this and still have no clue
@eviljoel3 жыл бұрын
Yeah FF7 is a poorly written game.
@groundwork19623 жыл бұрын
Yea this is more confusing than any Kojima game
@scapegoat81713 жыл бұрын
@@groundwork1962 surely you jest.
@creatureslim3 жыл бұрын
@@groundwork1962 at least kojima has a 2.5 hr cutscenes at the end of his games to explain the last 42hrs of game play. Im looking at you mgs4 guns of the Patriots.
@eviljoel3 жыл бұрын
This is now Sephiroth's canonical accent.
@co77693 жыл бұрын
Specially when I play smash
@ben27413 жыл бұрын
This is now Barret’s canonical accent
@Soitisisit3 жыл бұрын
@@ben2741 I approve.
@dfunited12 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I never made it past the last Weapon cutscene. Disc 3 had a nasty scratch. So after 22 years, I finally know how that ridiculous game ended. Thanks IH!
@jamesdupuis3249 Жыл бұрын
Got to disc two. Leveled up a bunch. Never got to disc three.
@blazednlovinit Жыл бұрын
I think disc 3 was pretty much the last 5-10% of the game. They probably tried to get it on 2 discs but could quite manage it
@kerobop3 жыл бұрын
This whole game is just one big Jenova gender reveal party innit
@jackporter22513 жыл бұрын
The ending of this episode was such glorious chaos
@katarinafil3 жыл бұрын
Oh! I finally understand the final fantasy house story.
@valentinkrajzelman46493 жыл бұрын
Checks out, lunatic history for lunatic people
@gameboycolor473 жыл бұрын
"how could they fuck up the remakes story and make it so much more anime!?" The original game:
@mattgarrett25833 жыл бұрын
Guard: "You're cute, whats your name blondie??" Cloud: "Umm.... Thunder.... Head?" Guard: "You are going to make so much fucking money" -TeamFourStar ff7
@JohnSmith-ox3gy3 жыл бұрын
No way, what mad lads. They actually did that? There goes a whole week.
@Null_Experis2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the Mako energy isn't just green petrol. They don't burn it. They distill it, then condense it with Fractional Freezing and high pressure vessels. The entire process produces more energy than it takes somehow, and in the end the mako is condensed into Materia. This is why there is Materia literally everywhere. It's a byproduct of the energy production process. They're more or less freeze-drying it.
@Northreddy3 жыл бұрын
Now i see why they made that great anime based on this game: Final Metal Alchemist Brotherhood 7. The plots diverge a little, but creative license is always a given when animating such a detailed masterpiece.
@nomukun11383 жыл бұрын
I liked it when you carefully and clearly pronounce the Cetra girl Aeris, Aries, Aerith. And did the same thing with Sephiroth, Hojo, and the town of Junon. And Sephiroth's accent wobbles between Sweden and Ireland.
@-._.-KRiS-._.-2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget may-co and mah-co.
@skechyassmofo2 жыл бұрын
It's Welsh
@schoudh2 жыл бұрын
What any yuffie
@Trollificusv22 жыл бұрын
That Irish/Swedish accent tightrope is a tough wobble, I've heard.
@vocexseta Жыл бұрын
Sephiphoph
@adamcarlone3 жыл бұрын
This has made me realize that the remake is going to get pretty weird at the end.
@Paddydukes893 жыл бұрын
Just wait until they break out the Ruby fight
@FratterKnox3 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude, I’m honestly super interested to see how they try to do some of the fights from disc 3 and disc 4 in the new combat format. Some of those we pretty janky in the original using active turn based combat, I can’t imagine how weird it’ll feel with the new combat style.
@darkslayer11613 жыл бұрын
"7 seconds till the end... What will you do?"
@Poldovico2 жыл бұрын
@@FratterKnox FFXIV did a decent job of the Weapons, and while it's not quite action combat, it's more alike to ff7r than to ff7.
@PrismTheKid Жыл бұрын
ff7r is the first 11 minutes of this video, with a sephiroth fight slapped in afterwards so yeah it does get weird at the end you're right. Fun gameplay but god they need a new writer
@ヨシァ3 жыл бұрын
wow a 40 minutes episode, good job small youtuber i'm sure you'll be famous in no time if you keep up the good work!
@pixl25243 жыл бұрын
Burh this guy is internet historian
@ヨシァ3 жыл бұрын
@@pixl2524 bruh its a joke
@pixl25243 жыл бұрын
@@ヨシァ ik it's irony
@_DrSimon_3 жыл бұрын
5D chess over here xD
@shadowdroid7762 жыл бұрын
I swear, this game's plot is exactly the same as a child playing with their friend and trying to one-up them each time. "No that was just a clone I was controlling so I'm not dead!" It's that for 200 hours, what a fever dream.
@skidmcАй бұрын
A random ignorant infantilizing one of the best plot fiction had to offer in the last decades, so fruity
@spec02alex3 жыл бұрын
You guys forgot to mention possibly the most integral part of the whole story. You know, the part where that fat f***** wedge does a face plant off of the sector 7 pillar.
@IHstorymode3 жыл бұрын
Who
@Silentmissile3 жыл бұрын
@@IHstorymode Benito Juarez
@burritomaster60002 жыл бұрын
did you fucking censor yourself
@Hiihtopipa Жыл бұрын
@@burritomaster6000 sometimes yt deletes comments with swear words :D everytime I swear I wait a minute and refresh to see if its there and sometimes it's not lol
@yy-hj4br3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to hear you explain FF8. No really, it's a challenge
@TheGoukaruma2 жыл бұрын
The evil witch isn't really evil but their kindergarden teacher they forget about and she is actually controlled by another witch - from space.
@giovanniprovost5 ай бұрын
@@TheGoukaruma THE MOON VOMITS MONSTERS!
@drewhertel24623 жыл бұрын
Sephiroth replied, "there they are.....the deets!"
@ZachPrime3 жыл бұрын
Small addendum, Aerith was actually uniting the life stream and her sacrifice on two fronts is the real reason that everything survived. Mind you that sacrifice would have been completely pointless if Sephiroth and Jenova weren't dealt with
@heycidskyja46682 жыл бұрын
*Aeris - FFS
@Passion_Ctrl2 жыл бұрын
@@heycidskyja4668 Aerith
@Jay222222 жыл бұрын
@@heycidskyja4668 Does that stand for FinalFantasySeven?
@avanticurecanti99983 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear; stuffed an entire Mako Shark into my gas tank.
@AhNoWiC3 жыл бұрын
I'm really enjoying supporting this small, independent KZbinr. I can tell this channel is gonna be big one day!
@МаксимПыров-ч5в3 жыл бұрын
Finally my favourite small channel covers my favourite obscure game.
@nilbog9723 жыл бұрын
Wow this game is so fun, it would be awesome to live in a house inspired by this game! A final fantasy house if you would.
@leodepew56963 жыл бұрын
I would love to live in a Final Fantasy house! I'm sure there's no way that could go wrong!
@foxbuns2 жыл бұрын
oh no..
@lazygamingperson2 жыл бұрын
I hate the fact I understand this reference.
@guitarmanatee85282 жыл бұрын
You didn't need to post that.......why would you remind us?
@sportyeight77692 жыл бұрын
Based on the comments, I'm glad that I don't get the reference
@cheezel4783 жыл бұрын
Quality content from a small channel. You love to see it Side note I love the long videos so thank you for that
@jaytravis24873 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh man. Cheezel, you must be new around here. I GUESS you could call this channel small. You could also call Paul Bunyan's pinky toe small. I've said enough. My lips are sealed internet gang.
@fractalsauce3 жыл бұрын
@@jaytravis2487 It IS a small channel. Let's keep it that way ;)
@cheezel4783 жыл бұрын
@@jaytravis2487 not new at all. Also it is a very small "secret" channel compared to the main 2 channels.
@ErenaaLamb3 жыл бұрын
After Silent Hill I really wished they would do FF too and here it is. Can't describe how happy I am
@PYC1283 жыл бұрын
I understood more about FF7 in the first three minutes of this video than I did in the first three hours of actually playing it
@MyNameIsntRyan2 жыл бұрын
Avalanche is more than just Barrett's group. They're a general protest group with some more extreme branches such as Barrett's. Shinra's goal was to blame Avalanche/protestors as a whole for the plate falling, as if it was caused by the reactor bombings.
@happiestcabbage24542 жыл бұрын
Hearing an Australian faking an Australian accent is the best thing I've heard in a while
@ghaleon11033 жыл бұрын
A funny retelling without the "lel so randum" type of jokes found in other videos. Good times. Liked and subscribed.
@a.v.87812 жыл бұрын
This is kinda what i mean when I say the plot of the game isnt complicated. But the presentation can be janky cause of 3 major reasons: 1) Dodgy translations 2) is fond of hiding infodumps in places you might not think of backtracking to or dont technically HAVE to go 3) Ironically, the "realism" of a lot of characters speaking authoritatively about a subject even when they might be ignorant or outright lying. Where as in old jrpgs you were inclined to somewhat believe everything in rumors and dialogue [not a blatant joke] was true. Because thats how you aimed the player at the next destination.
@Saturn28883 жыл бұрын
From the FMVs I saw in my childhood, I had no clue FF7 looked like Roblox.
@samsonxonАй бұрын
I love how the audio is even edited to sound like the original game audio with crackles
@KingPK3 жыл бұрын
Now you guys need to remake the first 10 minutes of this video in 20 years but stretch it to an hour.
@bryanmills55172 жыл бұрын
This game is definitely a snowballing case of "and then this happened."
@KuroeNezumi3 жыл бұрын
Hey! At least Tidus isn't giving the bad guys an upper hand every time it is convenient, nor is he manipulated into doing the bad guys bidding. Her even rescues his love interest and kills her evil fiancee. And that's halfway through the game.
@jasperreyes51742 жыл бұрын
The Bad Thing about Tidus is that he's just Yuna's Imaginary Ideal Boyfriend and never actually exists... If you only played FFX and not the other games... Scratch that... He still is even if you did play the other games...
@Jokoko28282 жыл бұрын
@@jasperreyes5174 And have read the official fanfiction tome because the FFX canon needed that.
@centralintelligenceagency90032 жыл бұрын
Also he actually faces his daddy issues at the end and reunites with his dad.
@centralintelligenceagency90032 жыл бұрын
@@jasperreyes5174 But then, the Fayth tell him that he's more than just a dream because he was touched by Sin. Also, right at the end of the ending cutscene, after we saw Yuna doing the Tidus whistle at the ocean, a few pyreflies appear and he emerges. So in FFX itself, the Fayth are like "You know, those guys saved us from Yu Yevon forcing us to keep rendering his fanfiction, we ought to cut them some slack." And that was years before Square botched a movie and panic made a sequel in a desperate attempt to not go broke, or the FFX-2.5 insanity. Also, can you really call something imaginary when that imaginary thing can atomize monsters with a megaflare?
@jasperreyes51742 жыл бұрын
@@centralintelligenceagency9003 Final Fantasy X is a world where a Nightmare can destroy the whole world... An Ideal that can atomize monsters is par for the course...
@waffleless3 жыл бұрын
17:13 “Blind to race” to the point that he pretends to be unable to tell the difference between Barret and Dyne.
@waffleless3 жыл бұрын
Or for those in the other camp: Accuses the only black man in miles.
@Serrax3 жыл бұрын
You guys legit didn't even mention vincent hahaha
@mr.personalspace78313 жыл бұрын
Who?
@IHstorymode3 жыл бұрын
Who?
@Serrax3 жыл бұрын
I love it xp
@eviljoel3 жыл бұрын
Vincent is completely irrelevant to the story.
@Serrax3 жыл бұрын
@@eviljoel so is yuffie but she has a whole part it's just fucking great that he doesn't exist
@donnylurch42073 жыл бұрын
Never knew this channel was here before today, but now I'm addicted. I'll be mentioning you in therapy.
@elias_xp952 жыл бұрын
This narrative is a big old game of and then; So there is a destructive magic meteor, and then, the meteor injures the planet, and then, Setheroth flies away, and then, Coud is possessed, and then, he isn't possessed, and then, they find a puzzle, and then, they solve the puzzle, and then, the temple shrinks, and then and then and then.
@reven673 жыл бұрын
Would've called for help but got distracted by Mark staring into my soul.
@scapegoat81713 жыл бұрын
11 minutes to get through Midgar. Respectable time. The remake could learn a thing or two from you.
@co77693 жыл бұрын
I know right? Isn't the new one coming out going to focus on the part about the ninja/spy girl that betrays them?
@TWEEMASTER20003 жыл бұрын
holy shit this is amazing; also i think something is wrong with the audio, it's crackling. Only happened at the start, BRAVO BTW ohh damn IH using Aerith's real name lmao
@ErenaaLamb3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as someone whos headset recently broke, this sound was terrifying lmao
@zyrkugilgamesh3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an Internet Historian voice-to-speech
@lohnjanders3 жыл бұрын
I dont know what I was expecting from this game but it certainly wasn't every single thing I just heard is in this game
@alsroop29382 жыл бұрын
This man gives off major Internet Historian vibes...
@chunkystains89502 жыл бұрын
FF games were always praised when I was younger, but as an adult I can now see that they were only popular because they were convoluted and edgy in a way that young boys would think was cool & "deep" (Target audience when I was a teen)
@aa-tx7th2 жыл бұрын
yup. all thase edgy teens working for dozens if not hundreds of magazines and websites praising the game as literally "The greatest game ever made." all those edgy teens that played the game as adults in 1997 all the ten of millions of people that played the game in 1997? wellwhatdoyaknowalledgyteensapparently everyone that has played the game and wasnt too stupid to not get it *YUP ALL EDGY TEENS OOPSIES* man. there are a LOT of edgy teens lmao
@jedgrahek14263 жыл бұрын
Wow, I honestly have a better understanding of the Ancients part of the story and how that ties everything else together due to the uh, visual aids, used in this video. Using Ceasar Augustus was particularly evocative for some reason. Seriously, good job guys. edit: You know, Squall is a huge chad compared to Cloud when you actually think about it lol.
@patrickbohn52353 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I actually understand FF7 any more now but it was certainly entertaining
@MattXShaver2 жыл бұрын
I have fallen asleep 3 separate times while trying to make it through this video. I will keep trying until I can do it. Final Fantasy won’t beat me!
@MyJosh3603 жыл бұрын
These Lego games have gotten much better!
@Cleindori Жыл бұрын
Listen Historian unlisting this one is a hate crime, Sephiroth's "oooh me and me mam" should be the official dub
@mikehunt83752 жыл бұрын
I'm old and I loved this when it came out! Beat it twice.
@GlutesEnjoyer3 жыл бұрын
Hey queen just wanted to say that this was your best Expleened. I really like that you slowed it down, this didn't feel rushed and you didn't talk too fast/cut out too much Good job sexy
@leggo153 жыл бұрын
Hide a channel in an NFT token
@itsdantaylor2 жыл бұрын
8:12 the (admittedly stupid) reason is that Hojo thinks that Aerith will die of old age before they will finish running all the experiments he wants to run. Red XIII's species lives for a very long time. So if you combine the two, you get a Ancient who has the ability to live for over 1,000 years or so..................YEAH in the remake they retcon this that Hojo entertains the idea of impregnating her with Genesis or Sephiroth Samples.
@speedypaladin10073 жыл бұрын
It was me DIO all along !
@NickMorozov3 жыл бұрын
This channel is really therapeutic, you know? Having played but never finished these games .
@littlefox23243 жыл бұрын
“Holds on with a square hand” 😂. I’m crying right now because I’ve missed you soooo much and when I saw you had a new vid I just 😭
@SwordsmanOrion Жыл бұрын
"Wait a minute, Cloud sucks!" I'm glad someone is finally able to see this. It's the truth.
@brandonburgos12152 жыл бұрын
If you really like Zack, you’ll love Crisis Core: Final Fantasy FFVII. The whole game is about his story.
@neoanderson72183 жыл бұрын
Great vid but I think you skipped over the whole Rhydon arc in the game
@IHstorymode3 жыл бұрын
Who
@neoanderson72183 жыл бұрын
@@IHstorymode Rhydon deez nuts
@kutay15433 жыл бұрын
@@neoanderson7218 ladies and gentlemen, we got them
@atom_zero54133 жыл бұрын
The Internet Historian and his friend narrating FF7. The Internet can end. We did it guys.
@lilyhalter84433 жыл бұрын
I can’t fathom how this channel doesn’t already have 100K subs!
@chrisw61642 жыл бұрын
You missed approximately 11,599 random encounters. Unsubbed.
@kakizakichannel3 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna be cancelled" >posts "it's ma'am"
@duketogo79033 жыл бұрын
Guess you're not a busy man as this looks like it took multiple takes
@St1ckyJ0e3 жыл бұрын
Jesus this is a long one, guess you do have all day
@albertnguyen46303 жыл бұрын
Here hoping that he can make an expleened version of FF9 :)
@r.c.christian46335 ай бұрын
Am I crazy to never have seen this video before, despite often checking all of Storymodes videos on his page? Same with some other of the very first ones.
@Dr.Cosmar2 жыл бұрын
Promised land Open to interpretation. It's thought to be a physical place by the greedy, a place where there is infinite energy that they can harvest and profit from. There could be credence to what they say. For most of the ancients it was a place you went after you passed on, though this is only hinted at in-game. For Jenovah kind, it was made of unobtanium. Sephiroth realized Jenovah's ambition though, to try and reach it. As well as other Shinra scientists in Dirge of the Cerberus. Essentially it was thematic of "the way can only open if we sacrifice a planet's worth of life". The latter way of viewing it I believe is more grounded. I like to think of it as all of the above, and that Jenovah was just intelligent enough to know how to force the doors open wide enough to allow a living being through. However, she was never able to see this to fruition in her time. Sephiroth, Advent Children - "I will sail the cosmos with this planet as my vessel, just as my mother before me." It's important to note, sephiroth had no intention of reaching a promised land, he would rather be a god on earth. It truly remains to be fleshed out what Jenovah's true goals were when she landed on Gaia, but I would venture to guess they never really talked, and the connection to his mother was one born out of insanity. Finding out you have been an experiment your whole life, and seeing what you knew to be your mother (more or less) kept in confinement and perpetual experimentation would be a brutal shock to the system. It's important to note Sephiroth was a Soldier who fought in a war. PTSD is a given...the sequence in the reactor with cloud was just the trigger. (this manic and insane state also explains why cloud was able to get the drop on him, and injure him, as well as overpower him at least once.) When Sephiroth returns in Advent children, he's a spectre more or less. Same as every other time. It's as if his soul can't move on, and this is probably because he is not a part of the planet's life stream, so he has nowhere to return to ultimately compounding his insanity and infatuation with cloud, the guy who destroyed his mortal body. The guy who seems to be perfectly a part of the planet like anyone else despite now being a test subject himself. Sephiroth, Advent Children again - "I will...never be a memory" This is symbolic to me. It's the tone he carries when he said it. It's of triumph, but also hesitation and some remorse. He says it as if he wants to die. Every-time he comes back he fights cloud, and cloud "kills" him. My thoughts are that cloud is just putting him to sleep or scattering his conscious for a time, but he really can't die, and he feels that misfortune, and longs to destroy the planet or become a god to free him from the curse of un-life and the insanity that was his mortal life.
@reversethursday49753 жыл бұрын
Jesus now I know why that final fantasy house was so fucked up
@MoeChicken2 жыл бұрын
It's so nice to see a representation of this game that doesn't play into any of the memes or whatever surrounding it. It's just refreshing to hear about this game from someone with no real connection to it. It's like when Dan from Game Grumps was shocked about Sheik.
@BushBumperBaker3 жыл бұрын
"That was 5 years ago...I don't remember" Wouldn't it have made more sense and been less effort to just write it to where she wasn't there? The amount of suspension of disbelief you have to do to believe that someone doesn't remember something that important, specific, and insane is...stupid. Especially an event she got a scar from, that sword slash. No one would forget getting sliced open and almost dying. Lmfao
@odysseus48712 жыл бұрын
She's lying about not remembering because she's afraid of what Cloud's reaction would be, since Zack was the one who was there as far as Tifa knew. Cloud's story was him inserting himself into Zack's position because of his false memories, when in reality he was the grunt troop who accompanied Zack. He didn't reveal he was there to Tifa at the time because he was embarrassed he didn't make it into SOLDIER.