Final Fantasy 7 Re:Machinabridged 2 (Eps. 2-3) (TeamFourStar/Remake Mashup)

[@Newbiespud]

"Where's the next part?" I haven't been able to make it up to the standards I want. Now that Intergrade is out, I feel like I should be making these in 1080p and with the updated version, but I just don't have the budget or infrastructure for that. When I do, I'll probably end up remaking the first two episodes (with one or two additional jokes I couldn't fit the first time around). But probably not anytime soon.

[@alejandromomota6934]

Understandable, but your effort for the last three will not go unnoticed. I’m showing my friends and they’ll hopefully pass it along. This is edited to perfection man, take as long as you need

[@russelldrake7553]

Still very enjoyable, thanks for the effort! There is an audience if you decide to continue

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

When and if you do make it I'll be waiting eagerly

[@multiverse_media2023]

@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 Same here.

[@TheSpiderByte]

So...what about now that there's a sequel.

[@nickshaffer80]

Sarah Anne Williams did such a great job as TFS Tifa, but that audio overlaid with Remake Tifa’s super sweet smile and mannerisms just makes it 4x more hilarious

[@OMartinez91]

She sounds like she would make a great magic cop

[@melvinrowan9892]

sorry to be so offtopic but does any of you know of a tool to log back into an Instagram account?? I stupidly lost the password. I love any assistance you can give me.

[@lennoxbaylor8155]

@Melvin Rowan instablaster :)

[@CrowTR0bot]

@@OMartinez91 What's Magic Cop?

[@dfox6222]

That’s why Sarah Anne Williams is a queen

[@MasterNix]

"And would I ever lie to you?" Me and Cloud: YES

[@Queen3210]

"HA! Second time, shame on you!"

[@waddledoo2you13]

3rd time

[@CrowTR0bot]

*President Shinra:* In the living, breathing flesh. *Also President Shinra:* [Is communicating by hologram.]

[@shyguygaming5397]

So glad someone else noticed that.

[@SSL_2004]

To be honest, that line almost feels like it was designed for the Remake with the pure irony in the way that it was delivered.

[@Starthehedgehog1393]

Sorry I just lose it whenever I hear Cloud go: "I WAS IN SOLDIER, DAMNIT!" Something about the delivery of that line makes me crack up.

[@strelitziamystery21]

Justine Briner is great at doing this overconfident dorky version of Cloud!

[@octoling6479]

@@strelitziamystery21 especially when he also voiced Deku in MHA

[@elijahhayter3026]

Probably the one two punch, preceded by “your metal dick is mine, motherfucker!”

[@danielbrant6740]

"I have legs the world needs to see, Cloud." ...Says the woman wearing _stockings._

[@John-Stark]

Sometimes stockings make it better

[@paulfrancistorres7144]

Absolute Territory, anyone?

[@Jeezes718]

Stockings that leave nothing for the imagination.

[@DevonCosmos]

Definition and silhouetting.

[@johnathanholmes1297]

As a leg man... I concur that socks do leave imaginations.

[@aprettyfunnyperson4516]

“Oh there’s my wingless angel.” That lip sync tho

[@natoriousthehopeful2786]

Watching this makes me realize that Machinabridged Tifa is the WORST best friend ever

[@SpaceScreaminJohn]

She gets better though

[@BardockSkywalker]

@@SpaceScreaminJohn That's True... But Good God, Does It Take Long To Get There

[@RyanBrown2K5]

@@BardockSkywalker It usually does with abridged characters.

[@youngtoonfish6891]

SHOULDER DEEP, CLOUD!!!

[@curtisfriley8853]

@@youngtoonfish6891 damn. Beat me to it

[@Vesperitis]

The only thing I don't like about this is that we'll have to wait several years for the Remakes to catch up with the Machinabridged.

[@IzzuZiq]

And that's assuming the rest of the remake covers just enough of the same track as the original to make it possible.

[@anthonydeadman]

@@IzzuZiq Chances are given how fate was "defeated", I'd say getting on the same track is like 50% at best at this point.

[@mattwo7]

4:00 I just realized Cloud was channeling his inner Tidus here.

[@leeman27534]

it's honestly just nice to see someone that realizes the tidus laugh was fake, instead of blaming it on poor voice acting.

[@mattwo7]

@@leeman27534 I never said such a thing and I for one blame bad voice direction. Pretty sure Ethan and Karen have a similar sounding laugh in Phantasy Star Universe and the voice directing and VO audio quality for that game is garbage, probably due to file compression. Not that Cahill was ever that good at voice acting, even when she did the suit footage voice over for Time Force Pink Ranger and Tagas' only other role was Toma from Shining Force Exa so the directing prooooobably wasn't the only issue in their case (though they don't sound nearly as bad in PSO2 but I have no idea if it's them because characters not featured in the story aren't credited) while James Arnold Taylor could have definitely done better. (though he _was_ still new to voice acting at the time and didn't have the same level of experience as he did when he voiced Obi-Wan in Clone Wars (2003) so maybe not) Kind of weird that both Karen and Yuna are/were (again, no clue if Cahill returned for PSO2) voiced by people who were better known for their live action work though.

[@RS14988]

So wait...this is an abridged series of an abridged series. And I am loving it :D

[@AzureIV]

More of an HD Remake of the Abridged Series.

[@gurvmlk]

@@AzureIV But if it's shorter, then it's still abridged from the abridged version.

[@AzureIV]

@@gurvmlk And the HD Remake of Final Fantasy VII was technically shorter as it didn't even get out of Midgard.

[@gurvmlk]

@@AzureIV That though I feel like is less abridged, and more incomplete.

[@Revenante_of_Asylum]

* complimentary Inception fog horn sound *

[@Awesome_Pichu]

4:18 somehow looks even better when she has a smile with that dialogue

[@SSL_2004]

You know the fact that President Shinra is a hologram in Remake makes the "living breathing flesh" line 10 times funnier

[@zigslotheon]

It’s fun to imagine that due to the circumstances of the plot, Cloud and Aerith end up with their abridged personalities as split personalities and everyone else just rolls with it.

[@xavierrivera3407]

I like how this means that Cloud and Arrith would be flirting with each other half the time and the other, just doing or out right saying dumb but funny shit. Much to everybody’s confusion.

[@zigslotheon]

@@xavierrivera3407 no wait! Even better! Their abridged selves are in their heads and only they can hear them! It be like: Abridged Cloud: Wow. Your Tifa isn’t a total bitch like mine is. Cloud: Maybe YOU were the bitch? Abridged Cloud: Two words: Shoulder Deep.

[@jonhawk117]

That would be a good fanfic not gonna lie.

[@khfan4life365]

“Hi, my name’s Tifa. You wanna do me a solid?” “Your eyes are pretty...” “Curse you, 12 year old Cloud! You know damn well you weren’t looking at her eyes!” 🤣

[@khfan4life365]

“The key is to politely, and calmly, tell them to-GET THE F**K OUTTA MAH BAR! What th'hell y'all doing buying drinks at my bar for?! Get the hell outta here! Whaddaya ya think this is? A place of business?!” 🤣

[@Graeystone]

Tifa - "Cloud, I'll never lie to you or. . .withholdvitalinformationthatyoutechnicallydiedinNibelheimbecausetellingyounowwillpreventfuturepainandsuffering." Cloud-"What was that last part?" Tifa-"Nothing. Let's go!"

[@strelitziamystery21]

She didn't even know Cloud was there. But still Tifa: Second time, shame on you. Cloud: What was the first time?!

[@Jeezes718]

He didn't die, he got severely f**ked up and experimented on for 4 years while locked in a basement, but he never died.

[@pokefanjd5033]

9:10 I LOVE how they timed the clanks with Cloud's in game hits! Amazing attention to detail!

[@Artzei]

I can already sense that this is going to become a project that won't be finished in a looooong time.

[@BladeMasterIcarus]

just like the remake will. ah life truly imitates art.

[@TeryJones]

Or at all given how the Remake proper screws the pooch on how the story plays out.

[@dylansharp8471]

@@BladeMasterIcarus What now?

[@dylansharp8471]

@@TeryJones Come again?

[@selfloveybear5556]

Tifa:SHOULDER DEEP CLOUD!! Its the run after she said for me😂😂😂😭😭

[@86fifty]

3:52 - eyyy, nice matching the mannerisms to the re-dub there! Adds a nice touch! Also thumbs-up for how you tastefully edited out the r*pe jokes that even TFS themselves said aged poorly.

[@repulser93]

Yeah, but that also takes away from Cloud’s speech at the end of Episode 10.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

I think he should still use those jokes, but transplant them into the scene in Don Corneo's basement. If done right, it could sound less like she's cruelly coercing Cloud, and more like she's deflecting her own fears of the situation onto Cloud.

[@86fifty]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Oooh, that's a really good point! That's a great idea!

[@gregmoldovan5921]

I loved those jokes actually! Prison r*pe isn't a joke either. Not that I've been to prison and know this, but most people know about prison rape, and like Cloud... wouldn't want that at all! Also, Tifa makes some serious non-PC jokes that are TOO FUNNY and often less PC than the rest of the gang. These are jokes we don't get in everyday life.

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

THIS ABRIDGE REMAKE IS BEYOND AMAZING I

[@someguy4735]

2:10 Tifa The Liar

[@cybertramon0012]

The better graphics make the abrupt cut to Barrett apologising even better

[@sebastiankuolcrimson1622]

This is way better with Audio and Remake Gameplay. The Original was still Funny as hell especially with the whole "Now let's biggity bounce to it Baby."

[@doctorwho3708]

"Assholes have to help assholes right!?" - Cloud Strife. Hands down my favorite qoutes.

[@dakvesser9588]

9:05 kills me every time xD

[@CrowTR0bot]

Anyone notice that the Machinabridged President Shinra actually sounds surprisingly close to how James Horan sounded as Shinra in the actual remake? Minus the Southern accent of course.

[@firepuppies4086]

I swear, Xander would be perfect for Rufus. I mean we already have Ryuji and Futaba. Hell let's get Ann in here. I'd spell her name but it's tricky for me to spell... and I can't call her Erika cuz, Futaba is voiced by an Erica

[@CrowTR0bot]

@@firepuppies4086 Actually, Ann's already in the remake. She voices Kyrie, the Angel of the Slums' bratty granddaughter.

[@firepuppies4086]

@@CrowTR0bot well, I can tell someone was excited for that. I believe she's a fan of 7

[@xRocketzFighterx]

4:42 I always wonder if Sarah Anne Williams was channeling her inner Jinx for that line LMAO

[@MaxBraver555]

just when the Final Abridge of the original came out, there's a remake already

[@AshBloodfire]

This syncs remarkably well.

[@SteveGames24]

THIS IS BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL GAME! Can't wait for ep 4

[@mattwo7]

2:22 I have a new appreciation for this line after watching the If the Empeor had a TTS device special where Kitten plays a children's card game against Tzeentch "What are rules, really though?"

[@Reialine]

If only they had the same foresight as when that happenned (specially when played against tzeentch) Tzeentch: THAT! Is againt the RULES! Kitten: What are RULES really thought? Tzeentch: AN INTERESTING QUESTION A*****E!

[@John-Stark]

Well Takahata does do voicework for TTS

[@mattwo7]

@@John-Stark I am well aware... He played Abaddon, Santodes ("Marsy boys" pft, it's funny because he was Krump and Dartz in YTAS) and Ciaphas Cain.

[@Juliet-Belcouleur]

4:27 and 4:55 Definitely 2 of my favourite moments.

[@dannnydo]

This is actually so well made

[@mr.l8723]

8:55 I love this part so much 😂😂😂

[@SpringDoom3829]

9:20 "I can't believe you named it."

[@synthwavecat96]

To this day I still shout "assholes have to help assholes" when ambushed by a group of enemies or "hey guys, remember me" when returning to one.

[@LordEmperorBoss]

09:21 😑 I can’t believe he named it.

[@kobayashibrynhild9622]

SOLDIER BOOOOOOLT!

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

It's really weird when you can actually read the emotions from their faces and body language. The PS1 graphics just didn't allow for that, or were very limited, and thus the weird dialogue was way more believable.

[@eesmareed]

The amount of work put into this is amazing. Definitely deserves more views

[@Dres2000]

1:06 lmao barret just make me laugh everytime

[@lukekinder4959]

Never in my life have i needed something so badly and never known

[@ShadowSonic325]

Me: Hey TeamFour Star. Could you do me a solid and redo Final Fantasy 7 abridged in the Remake version? TeamFour Star: Sure.

[@Newbiespud]

Lol, I'm not affiliated with TeamFourStar at all

[@ShadowSonic325]

@@Newbiespud ...oops. Didn't notice. Was literally watching tfs Final Fantasy machinabridged last episode when your video showed up. Good work though. It was like looking at one of tfs' video to me.

[@LiquidusSnakeX]

It's not like they have anything else to do with their dying channel on life support with the ShortZ.

[@oblivious8868]

I'm so glad that Wedge bit made it in. It's not a huge deal, but it's the little things that make you happy. 🤗

[@youpickwario1992]

I also find it funny the remake stops right in the end of season 1.

[@ono_o_o]

5 hours ago? Damn I discovered this just at the right time

[@madaskueuchiha]

SAME

[@gurvmlk]

When I was younger, I thought the holes on the buster sword were its materia slots because there's two of both. Then later I convinced myself that didn't make any sense, especially since you don't see the slots on other weapons, so I concluded that the holes were in fact used to latch the sword onto Cloud's back. Now I'm seeing that they are materia slots thanks to the enhanced graphics, and I don't know how to feel about learning, through no provocation, that I had corrected myself from being correct in the first place.

[@xavierrivera3407]

Honestly, now that we’ve learned what the holes are for, that just leaves one questions. How the hell does Cloud latch that huge sword into his back?

[@lildrawhub1025]

"In the living, breathing flesh" yeah okay buddy lol

[@inuloveskago]

9:21 my favorite line from Barret and you cut it out D: I loved most of this but there is a slight problem with the comedic timing. Like when Cloud is walking with Tifa and he gets surprised by something, you have him continue walking rather than stop to show his shock.

[@Halepeno]

All I can hear is Deku when Cloud talks Makes sense now same voice actor

[@WaluigiTimer]

Okay, these past two episodes came out surprisingly well.

[@circletrianglesquare7119]

I’m really happy someone’s making this cause I played the game after watching the show and could not stop envisioning this as I played the remake too. It was very confusing to see Tifa be so nice after getting introduced to the story by TFS lol

[@infernalphantom7571]

The tifa rage borders on Kirito screaming

[@ramjet94]

Excellent work my dude. The audio editing is spectacular, the Tifa sync up with "just press the button once" and barrets leather glove stretching were awesome.

[@SinfulObscurity]

The best part of this is we didn't need this but someone sat down and said I'm giving this to the people.

[@Avenus112]

Tifa as a sociopath is a hilarious and perfect twist on the plot. Great work.

[@PTp1ranha]

Shinra, you're not in the flesh, you're a hologram. You fool.

[@joescofield9742]

I like how the script is cut to fit each scene :)

[@RoyleVegeta]

NICE WORK CANT WAIT for the next ep.

[@sethakari8429]

Top tier editing. FYI, if you need some clips to edit over try discoveries

[@zexian9750]

Underrated channel.

[@brandonadrien3476]

This was really amusing. Thanks for the time and effort you put into editing all this

[@thedigodragon]

Like remaked poetry in abridged motion. :D

[@extendedlimits]

2:40 this sync works so well though xD

[@XentrikOtaku]

3 years ago!? How is there not more!? But I understand that there is a lot to cover. Do what you can & keep up the good work! 👍🏼

[@LatimAzure]

I didn't know I needed this until today lol Especially after watching the finale yesterday^^

[@jeramahia123]

Seeing such a pretty face like Tifa's spout such profanity reminds me of Zero from Drakengard 3.

[@hellknight2580]

im so glad i found this after they finished the series you have done an awesome job with editing

[@KaraMooMoo]

There's no more FF7 content anywhere. This was a treat. (:

[@MilD_Voices]

We need more of this. Please? Pretty please? The abridged series has ended. This looks like just the right thing to fill the void.

[@ShinigamiTerror]

OMG watching this without the blocky puppets gives it a new perspective to giving Marlene a loaded gun!

[@lildrawhub1025]

Man, I absolutely ADORE this! Sure, the mouths not being synced up properly hurts a bit but GODDAMN THIS IS SO AMAZING AND I LOVE IT.

[@Warphorn]

Remake Modders... you know what to do!

[@hillhouseproductions]

More please?

[@lardman5253]

"To Be Continued..." Never continued....

[@redonyx8591]

I need more, please.

[@ele7en117]

OMG Finally! I’ve been waiting for this

[@TheTrumanator]

Thank you for doing these. These are amazing. Hope you keep it up

[@BoredOuttaMyMind]

I’ll subscribe for this. I’m a man of simple tastes and needs

[@cedy413]

6:10 Damn, Marlene be pulling a leaf from Nikki's book

[@TheVagabondGadite]

Dude, you NEED to continue this! I'm subscribing!

[@lolno6015]

Man it’s been so long since I’ve seen abridged I forgot how funny this is

[@mutekigamer7184]

OMG!! This is pretty much on par with Team FourStar's rendition. Absolutely hilarious, lol

[@rhythmandacoustics]

Basically everyone is Johnny.

[@seancollier2621]

There needs to be a mod to sub in the TFS subtitles and audio to the actual game cutscenes and what not cuz this is gold

[@Livingshadow2009]

I actually like this more Also, marlene was 4 when tifa and her dad left her alone to look after the bar... Let that sink in.

[@wchan39]

All I could think of is The Simpsons where Apu left that little kid with the shotgun to run the Kiwk-E-Mart.

[@dylansharp8471]

Didn't Cloud say she was 8?

[@Bxzerk1]

Can't wait for episode 4 and more

[@streetracer-sam6152]

Oh my God this is just so unbelievably good!

[@jacoporegini8841]

This is amazing, the editing is a work of art.

[@the_quadracorn]

I hope you do as many of these as you can. Seriously good work

[@Xeredge]

Absolutely great editing! I love how you fit all the dialogue in and try to make the characters match up with the words too!

[@joescofield9742]

I actually like barret's argument with the shinra employee. He is all like wtf do you think they are sucking up soon the world is gonna be like a shriveled orange

[@Xxstevo69xX]

This turned out better than when I saw the title. Good job buddy!

[@1lomi901]

I truly wish you'll make the whole damn thing ! Must be tiresome to make all the lines and all, but it's truly worth it

[@PaladinGear15]

This is REALLY well done! I mean damn.

[@lyreandathief7517]

Props for rewriting all the subtitles!

[@andymcneilly]

This is greatly done! Well put together, you’ve got talent.

[@chrism2887]

Just like the first episode, this was very well done and entertaining. I hope you continue to do more episodes.

[@daenerystargaryen6302]

After watching the entire original game from TFS I think the voice actors match the polygon characters better. The Remake already has voices that we liked.