Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form | Unraveled BONUS

Death Stranding has some wild characters, but this isn't the first time Hideo Kojima has had fun with names. Now, you can find your own Kojima name with the help of Brian David Gilbert's Kojima Name Generator. You can download the generator here: bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator
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You can download the name generator here:

[@TheManTheMythD]

That feeling when you spend 30 minutes on an introspective and highly personal journey of discovery to find your deep and meaningful name, only to suddenly become Hideo Kojima at the very end.

[@averagebardenjoyer]

“what is your most embarrassing childhood memory?” i don’t know, Brian I repressed all memories before the age of 17

[@PurePlummet]

You know, for someone deathly afraid of horses, you've essentially created a racehorse name generator.

[@storyspren]

Ah yes, the three states of matter: Solid, liquid, and naked.

[@2DamnBig]

For real though, this guy looks like his name could easily be Cheerio Crispr.

[@Anuc13]

I filled out the entire goddamn worksheet only to end up with the name "content eating nothingdoer" this was the slowest self-burn I ever had to endure and I doubt I will heal from this, thank you lewd-imorovisationman, you have forever left a scar deep in my soul

[@jayekaplan4955]

my name is "The Old Shrieking Dishtowel" and i'm not sure how to feel.

[@BlueSeaBox]

Without the suit, that moustache is somehow far more threatening.

[@brandonmichaelheimbach452]

“Writing Teacher”. It’s literally my job. Great. I’m an NPC...

[@owl3550]

Oh god, my name is The Big Failure.

[@finnfarrell8069]

“These names represent my coworkers for who they really are”

[@NinjaCupcakeAttack]

it feels strangely intimate watching unraveled without bdg in a suit

[@gracegrrl007]

I legitimately cannot get over one of BDG's names being "Big Brain Producer"

[@chuck_duck]

If Kojima is ever held hostage, they better show him this

[@vinziweihs6585]

Someone: "And who are you?"

[@WaterWolf.]

Anecdote Odyssey - I imagine the explanatory monologue for this particular character would be quite longwinded.

[@s0phtt]

Everyone:

[@png32]

"Old Gay Programmer"

[@joshchamber9]

I can safely say, that after nearly a year of this video being uploaded, that my best friend and I still have our Kojima names as our Phone Contact names.