Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager? | Unraveled

[@Misch13f]

"I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body" is both the most powerful and quotable phrase BDG has ever said.

[@zevspencer-shapiro7029]

I beg to differ. God has cursed me for my hubris.

[@Kaiwala]

I stopped the video and liked for that sole reason alone. I don't like Polygon, but holy fuck this man is very good at being hilarious.

[@OkamiRose]

A quote I will now be stealing as a woman with bodily autonomy. 😏👌

[@tparadox88]

BDG BDE

[@alac7875]

@@zevspencer-shapiro7029 Then beg

[@kylebeardsley6200]

Removing a fake mustache to reveal your real mustache is such a power move.

[@featherycoffee1401]

Not as powerful as the line behind it.

[@loganstewart3751]

Gene Parmesan vibes

[@LudenNine]

Joel Haver vibes

[@simonwyzik8661]

You watch Ryan George

[@loganstewart3751]

@@simonwyzik8661 I do, yes

[@Silverwind87]

I just realized how hilarious it is that Artorias is considered an average manager, but his dog Sif is an exceptional manager.

[@minaashido518]

Jon is an average loser but his cat is an exceptional loser

[@lud3445]

Sif as any dog is a perpetual emotional con that you know it's there but fall for it anyways. Think about it would you like to be told you're doing overtime by some boring old knight or a wolf with fluffy fur and a sword?

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

​@@minaashido518gardfiel?

[@Lolbitdrangonmaster]

My sister's cat is keeping me from thinking about a pun...

[@commandertoastcz6256]

Artorias is the guy who just runs of to do his own stuff and then comes back to work like nothing happened.

[@maezelbop]

bdg has gone from 90's suburban mom to cool midwestern dad within a single month

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

Why is this so accurate...?

[@justas423]

@@CastafioreOnKZbin because it's true

[@syntheticgerbil]

You mean '90s.

[@Jukajobs]

who needs parents when you have bdg looking like both of yours, right? is he planning to adopt us all or something?

[@zieellingham7297]

I'm expecting him to come trotting up, jorts and socked sandals, with a big grin saying something like 'hey there, sport!'

[@rickyrayVig]

Brian David Gilbert is incredibly lanky for carrying the entire weight of the game journalism industry.

[@twinostrich8045]

Hey now, don't dis my man Jim Sterling

[@schoo9256]

@@twinostrich8045 that was the response i didnt know i needed.

[@twinostrich8045]

@@schoo9256 You're welcome, I suppose

[@treystokes4090]

have you seen those thighs?

[@traviswilliams2348]

Yhatzee crowshaw wants a word.

[@megapants444]

I'm so glad BDG evolved into Ned Flanders

[@toadpa4565]

Holy shit you're right

[@DUHRIZEO]

Now that I’ve seen it, it’s clearly the best choice.

[@ghostmarquiche3352]

i hate you

[@psyducktective]

I was thinking young gomez addams

[@pineappletwoface3224]

There's no way this is even his final form.

[@jmlkinc]

"I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body" - Subscribed.

[@meris8486]

The moustache does look stupid though

[@quaternaryyy]

@@meris8486 No u

[@itstherealbrace6424]

@@meris8486 You may be right but his videos are stupid too

[@themindset4164]

@@meris8486 uno reverse card

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

It’s been a long day... since when we began

[@supergingerr]

“Which is why I’m including an HR index.” Aldrich Devoured of Gods: *Nervously sweats*

[@RTGame]

it's so good to see you again you beautiful man

[@genericyoutubecommentnumbe1946]

This is a weird anime crossover

[@stephendalton1331]

Hey dan love your vids almost as much as I love bdg

[@meganknapp6226]

Hi RT!!!!!!!

[@morelikegayattorney7099]

Daniel what's your boss title

[@louisgunstone723]

Somehow I'm not surprised that you would be watching this.

[@ILY1273]

"Spend all day on Reddit and then send one email at 5 and peace out." *Sweats nervously in receptionist.*

[@nathan.w05]

*fuck around on Reddit

[@theblackbaron4119]

Please, don't parasitically invade receptionists and sweat inside their bodies. That's disgusting.

[@Nannada1212]

Kinda a yikes here

[@zelg.5551]

@@theblackbaron4119 What's disgusting is your kinkshaming. He and the receptionist are both (allegedly) concenting adults, they can do whatever they want in their spare time. Yes, even invade each other's bodies with *[redacted]* and sweating up a storm in there through vigorous frictions.

[@rynabuns]

I do that, it's just that I'm unemployed as well

[@nothisiskas]

"im not dancing this season." nothing has crushed so much in me so quickly. i am devastated.

[@Kenneth_A_H]

you know he's lying

[@DUHRIZEO]

It’s best it was done early because now you have time to heal and love what he’s evolved into. Mr. Hatcher.

[@critch7514]

He ain’t dancing, but he is emoting very physically and violently

[@Lotties_handsaw]

"I am devastated," thank you, Raymond holt

[@thepigeonmanlyon7155]

The best part of this video is that the 5 C's of being a good boss are actually really applicable to real life bosses

[@DaveTheVader]

Especially the last one

[@bugdracula1662]

@@DaveTheVader you have clearly always been a boss

[@theryanbard]

"I'm not your friend and you have no say over what I do with my body" is going to be the title of my book.

[@th3randomn3rd74]

Title of your sex tape

[@DidntExpect]

What sex tape?

[@cornbreadloverrr]

Sounds like something a fat person would say Coming from a fat person

[@theryanbard]

@@th3randomn3rd74 Well to be fair my book is an erotic thriller

[@lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804]

"If you kill him, you might become him." Didn't realise this is The Santa Clause

[@musetangolazorus1875]

AwesomeKitten K I really like that joke. Like a lot

[@weebtrashune8979]

underrated movie

[@pennyw2226]

*flashbacks to Danny’s song on the movie*

[@parist6735]

Kill him to absorb his power. This is the way of Santa.

[@screamsformemes]

OMG A FELLOW GREG!!! HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY

[@VampireofEmotion]

the lack of dance is more distressing than the moustache

[@isaac.mccarthy]

VampireofEmotion bring back dance!!!

[@essendossev362]

I love the fluidity between the take where Brian still has the wig and moustache in his hand, and then turns to a new shot where he's got a mug held in the exact same position. It almost feels like he magiced the wig and moustache into a mug...

[@MegaMGstudios]

It's so clean I didn't even notice until after reading your comment

[@OliverSachgau]

“I’m not dancing this season.” Yeah ok we believe you

[@connormawe01]

Me: Looks at the PowerPoint from the "Perfect Pokemon Rap" presentation. Me: "Yeah... I give him 3 videos."

[@pursuedcomic3]

As of today it’s announced he will break that in his next video, yes they announced this, this isn’t a joke.

[@Foxy02016]

pursuedcomic3 the Zelda cooking video right,

[@di.ayaladel3804]

Ok I believe you

[@katieshead352]

“The best boss is you... and all of your dead friends” As an archaeologist specialising in human burial I have never felt more validated. I and my skeletons thank you BDG.

[@kaydencox1561]

... what.

[@natedobson8957]

"Now you might think you are small, and insignificant, and also dead..." This is the most honest call for working class solidarity I've ever seen.

[@Ozzieapologist]

It’s a shame that the Ivory King was put in the “good boss-bad guy” list. He used to be an all-around great guy but after that whole Old Chaos business he really let himself go. At least he left management to Alsanna who has plenty of common sense and clearly values the company.

[@bluegem8582]

At least he chose to step down, putting the company's importance above his benefiting from leading it

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Yeah, though she does try to push you away from trying to join the company. You have to fight a monster just to talk to her.

[@ellathompson6052]

"You have no say over what I do with my body" PREACH

[@elijahlorenzo6363]

He's looking at Georgia

[@alexajay5514]

that line sounds like every 14 year old girl on tumblr after her first short haircut who thinks she’s a soft boy right now

[@reksapluss716]

Reminder that a baby's body isn't yours and that killing babies is not a right

[@curiousteddie]

my sympathies for getting transphobic AND anti-choice replies on your actually good comment dude

[@addiereynolds3961]

@@curiousteddie lmao it's almost impressive

[@Faisure]

You Mortal FOOLS!! The moustache only gives him power to rule over the Kingdom of Jorts

[@breezehxme]

24 Memories ah, a fellow jortian, I see

[@idiot_savants1361]

J̴̧̰̦̿̚͝ȯ̷̫͋̚͝͝r̴̛͔̠͓͂̈́͘͜ţ̸̫̝̈́s̴̠̮̰͑ͅ ̶̥͐̉w̶̹̼͈̮̖͑̌͒́͠ị̸̳͎̿̎͊̀ḻ̴̛͉̍̓͛̕l̵͚͓͉̀͗ ̸̧͇̞̺̼̇͠r̵͇̺̾̄ì̵͍͎̯̺͛s̴͖̿͒͒e̴̮̘͍̗̊̎̚̚̚

[@talanium]

Fear the jorts

[@Winn_Or_Lose]

Step 1e. Fear

[@selevan4185]

Jortanians, truly, the rulers of the officevorse

[@aliencafe]

'I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body' BDG, king of audience/creator boundaries

[@isiabet8049]

Top comments with no replies are depressing. Thank me later.

[@thelonelyboner1]

@@isiabet8049 yeah I agree

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@@isiabet8049 I think it's nice. The replies on top comments will almost always be worse than the comment itself, for statistical reasons if nothing else. Seeing no replies is like knowing that everyone appreciates it, and nobody is self-important enough to feel the need to spoil it with their own stupid, entitled opinion. Of course, now I've gone and helped you ruin that, so oops.

[@isiabet8049]

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 idk, to me it sort of feels like you said a joke, but no one but you really laughed? They all cracked a smile but now you feel stupid for doing anything more than that. Idk.

[@e5858]

“Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping” is probably my favorite quote of all time

[@11ducksinatrenchcoat76]

“I fully expect my boss, Tara Long, to put me out of my misery when I stop being useful.” - Brian David Gilbert, 2019 “Then I guess this is your last unraveled.” -Tara Long, 2020

[@gunop11]

He....He was right all along... Brian David Gilbert is a god amongst men and we should always see him as such

[@evanmarcus5975]

I came down here to make this exact comment, but if course someone got there first 😂

[@ambertherockjohn4475]

oh my god

[@thegiantegg9672]

good to know enough people are still rewatching this video to give this comment 1.4k likes

[@Rocky-cy5bd]

@@gunop11 amongst....

[@Tribdinosaur]

I'm really grateful BDG put the acronyms for his boss criteria at the bottom so I could totally forget what each acronym stands for

[@peachabutt]

@@Moths05 Just say fucker

[@thepan4ever]

@@peachabutt no

[@peachabutt]

@@thepan4ever fucker

[@thepan4ever]

@@peachabutt *H O W D A R E Y O U*

[@YEs69th420]

It's such a good touch

[@ThyGeep]

BDG went from looking like my son to my dad real quick

[@VauxhaIIOpel]

wait

[@Raph584]

Beautiful Daddy Gaymer

[@saxmaverick]

From son, to dad, to daddy?

[@Netheraptr]

From you’re profile pic I’m assuming neither matter to you.

[@Dark0neone]

​@@Netheraptr or maybe it a fucking joke and you shouldn't be so insufferable, you tool.

[@quaiddairloom9221]

Pat saying "hey yo can I gape in here?" At the end sent me, I didn't hear that the first time I watched

[@risky_busine55]

"i'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body" is iconic and we stan a king who sets boundaries

[@featherycoffee1401]

Stalker WOOO

[@ninjabunny101]

@@featherycoffee1401 what?

[@featherycoffee1401]

@@ninjabunny101 don't you know what a Stan is? Stan - *St* alker F *an* Comes from an Eminem song from the same name. It's honestly a VERY bad thing that people used to label stalker-ish obsessive creeps but the K pop community and the Mctwt just ran with it and changed its meaning to just super fan. Which is weird, because now we can't pick out bad things people do, and now criticise "stans" and there will always be the counter-argument that "not all stans are bad", which is inherently wrong, like saying not all criminals did illegal things. That's what a Stan is, check out jawsh for pretty much everyone who's not a stans take

[@featherycoffee1401]

@@honkstheclown8631 yeah, that's why I said, the k pop *and* mctwt communities. :)

[@ninjabunny101]

@@featherycoffee1401 are you calling this commenter a stalker? that’s a bit of a yikes from me, man.

[@chickenskink1]

Are we not gonna talk about Pat's phenomenal joke of "Yo, can I gape in here?"

[@rachelrachel9152]

Everything pat says or does adds ten years to my life

[@fuckwit107]

@@rachelrachel9152 talk about a woke bae

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

He fucked me up when he said "They're nude from the waist up, and nude from the waist down.

[@TheGIJew.]

@@fuckwit107 "it's a horrible line i'm sorry for writing it"

[@bobdolesrevenge]

BDG is really rocking the High-School-AP-Western-History-Teacher aesthetic.

[@Kvalln]

BDG IS Mr. S

[@codysmith3853]

That is specific and we don't have AP classes here but I can still see it

[@marisarought5446]

You saying that, along with someone saying he's Mr. S, concerns me as I have a Mr. S who teaches ap history classes, and looks scarily like bdg

[@emery_board]

who is also roped into teaching ap macro (alternatively, s1 bdg is very much "ap lit teacher that's had probably too much coffee and is too well-dressed for a public high school, honestly")

[@firebreathingchickenduck4936]

@@Kvalln my ap English teacher was Mr s and he is in a KZbin video about how everyone poops

[@Cheskaz]

That first 20 or so seconds is the most succinct and perfect dismantling of parasocial relationships and I think it's rad

[@EpicGamer-kw9cm]

a wise man once said "Comedy Gold usually comes from people on the brink of psychosis" and i think hes right

[@taakotuesdays]

Jennifer Muhly that explains polygon, mbmbam, and John Mulaney. Excellent work

[@FlapJacques]

Why does Brian look like he works at Disney circa 1930?

[@bernatgarcia6348]

I'm laughing so hard

[@averagejoey2000]

he doesn't work at Disney. he's Walt

[@amberbydreamsart5467]

I feel like he's about to sell me a used car

[@patterbay]

In an interview a month ago, I was asked what qualities I liked in a boss. I answered the five C's (almost) verbatim I have my first job in an office now

[@Marispider]

I'm assuming CGTTOAMF was the part that forced you to put that "almost" in there. If it wasn't, you have power inside of you and deserved that job anyways.

[@EDoyl]

SLICES! DICES! BIG OL' CRUNCHERS!

[@cinnamonkittamon]

What did you actually say for the last C though I'm really curious

[@ondrejsaska3201]

Can just really go to town on a motherflipper

[@cinnamonkittamon]

@@ondrejsaska3201 Specifically capable of beating the hell out someone who can cause female parents to perform full rotations in the air

[@Jessie_Helms]

I’ll never forget at work one time a coworker was trying on a pair of slacks (I’m a wardrobe consultant) and the waist band was too loose. My tailor said, “it’s good in the legs but you’re gaping” and I _LOST IT_ and then had to explain to a 60 year old tailor that someone took the bad guys from a video game, ranked them as managers, and said “under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping.”

[@memequeen7757]

when he said “i’m not your friend” i really felt that 🤘🏻😔🤘🏻 edit: i’m not saying that it’s a bad thing at all!! this is just a dumb joke! (i definitely think it’s important for ppl to realize they aren’t friends with their favourite creators just because they enjoy their content)

[@clovely000]

That shit hurted 😢

[@RoboJean1994]

Like a dagger in my heart

[@sunnysea24]

I felt it like a healthy reminder that even though we love his content we are random internet strangers and need to respect his space 🤘😔🤘

[@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc]

Now I am depression

[@unblorbosyourshows9635]

@@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc Hello Depression! I wanted to talk with you for a long time. I have just one thing to say: Fuck You.

[@mariojumpman9638]

BDG: *says violation* Me: *Has an OSHA flashback*

[@SpiralSine6]

Having PTSD flashbacks without a proper on-site coping mechanism. *that’s* a violation!

[@thevoidlord1796]

@@SpiralSine6 VIOLATION! VIOLATION! VIOLATION!

[@quinnsinclair7028]

"Do it for the duke." Brian's attraction to Duke Mirage continues.

[@saber1epee0]

That's re-Duke-u-lous. Duke you want to try again?

[@Lolbitdrangonmaster]

Duke.

[@hansolobutimdead]

2:58 "The kind of boss you can chat with at the Estus Cooler" Had to watch this video a couple times to discover that gem

[@RoboJay-jq3cu]

"Joyless Mistake" I thought this was supposed to give me my Dark Souls Boss name, not my actual nickname.

[@zacheray]

omg i saw that matchup and felt instantly bad for anyone who got it

[@TheBoarKing1]

At least yours makes sense, I’m the crucified grave robber,

[@toastycafe]

Jacob Oh dear. I do feel bad for you. My nickname is the knot-ridden mistake and I don’t know what knot-ridden means.

[@budingiesy0]

Mines not so bad, odorous throne watcher

[@rhymeswithmoose228]

Mutilated Serpent Spawn I have no opinion

[@sadgirlhours4088]

"No dancing this season" Lads, I wasnt having a very good day, and that isnt making it better

[@phoenixanimation5652]

Just something that makes it easier to remember the 5 Cs: Cv = clear vision Cf = consistent feedback Ce = cherishes employees Cl = compassionate leadership Cgttoamf = can go to town on a mother fucker

[@penbailey9677]

oh we love this

[@vraolet]

His management acronyms are so realistic no one can remember them, just like the real ones.

[@michaelhughes8784]

Saw this at 999 and just had to put you over the top

[@parist6735]

CGTTOAK = Can Go To Town On A Karen

[@gannongarfin1634]

yes

[@Ebvardh]

“He’s the kind of guy who sends you an NSFW link at work and then reports you for clicking on it”. Please tell me that’s never happened.

[@guytorie]

The wig and mustache gag was perfect and I am in love with that joke romantically.

[@Malenrick]

So wait, now that Unraveled is finished, is BDG gonna get executed by his boss now that's he's of no use to her?

[@kevinwillems8720]

That's what Tara metaphorically did when she said it was the last unraveled

[@maugdw]

I mean unraveled ending also caused him to leave Polygon so basically yeah

[@joeyfromschool]

@@maugdw other way around, I think. Unraveled ended because BDG was leaving

[@suddenpenguin]

i think that already happened. After all, now he's working from home, making his own hours, and being his own boss.

[@TheVampireviolet]

@@suddenpenguin i almost walked away from this thinking it was just a harmless statement of what he was doing and then I had a flashback, you bastard

[@R0S3inC0NCR33T]

my boss title generator name was "knot-ridden dragonrider", which just makes me sound like a furry

[@ihinx4272]

Mine was burnt orphan

[@lukefrancois6173]

I'm "forsaken mistake"

[@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436]

Joyless archivist is mine, though i think the joyless is a given

[@lemonhead1571]

@@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 Gunther, The Archivist

[@lemonhead1571]

Damn, you right. That sucks, sorry man. I have either Luminous Beast or Forsaken Beast and I don't know which sounds better.

[@tangentfox4677]

Honestly love that he pushes back against parasocial relationships so strongly in the beginning of this one. I'd forgotten about it, but it's an important thing for a public figure to do.

[@venal5912]

The mustache was ok. Saying that he's not my friend is tough, but understandable. But no dancing this season is unacceptable Brian. Also I'm a crucified deacon what

[@spike101iscool]

"Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as 'gaping'." - McDonalds Training Manual, 2019

[@fishymael]

"this is BDG and he has two forms. twink and twunk."

[@thekingofthecats42069]

Thwimp and thwomp

[@tape-6]

R Booth fwimps and fwomps

[@molIymawk]

R Booth i need you to know this is the funniest reply i’ve ever read on youtube and i’ve been laughing at this on and off for two hours now. thank you so much.

[@justas423]

TWUNCH

[@gluebottle568]

My job title is apparently “Joyless Mistake” which is the most accurate description I have ever received

[@Superellysan]

"I'm not dancing this season" Proceeds to dance in every other episode this season

[@BeccaMoses]

proceeds to invent ska this season

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Proceeds to skank harder than he's ever skanked in his life in this season.

[@errantweeb2234]

I may not be a fan of the moustache personally, but the utter savagery with which that intro was delivered makes me not give a damn. Keep doing what you do, Brian. -James, the Burnt Conqueror

[@MagizardInternet]

He went from instagrammable nerd to that teacher that's so smart it's cute.

[@scylla1772]

#Conquerorsquad unite

[@bingobongo2808]

Couldnt have said it better myself James

[@ShootingStarNeo]

-James, the Burnt Conqueror Sent from my hot tub

[@sksp6335]

I'm just scared about how that wig turned into a cup.

[@fernando47180]

Wow, I didn't notice he didn't have a cup at first

[@PandaXs1]

I mean he does say the world of dark souls is frightening and murky when it happens

[@kittenpower9017]

His dad powers activating

[@omegawrack9779]

I feel like Gael would be a good Boss. He helps you in the end, and tests you to see if you're worthy of taking on the company. Plus, his helper treats him like he's family

[@NihilistCoomerLord]

He ate everyone else in reality

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

​@@NihilistCoomerLordnobody's perfect

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Early Gael probably, but he is kinda a slave and stuff, so not sure how that would work. He did kill a bunch of people but it was kinda necessary, the company was falling apart and the best way to keep it going was a hard reset, so he had to kill all the employees there. Granted, so long as you choose to help the company start back up I don’t think he’d mind you taking over things from him.

[@unicorntsukinc5495]

Bdg : I wont dance this season Bdg, 2 minutes later: clapping and dancing while talking about the 5 c's

[@Alex-cg9dy]

I feel like _Great Grey Wolf Sif_ has the same energy as _Hyena w/ gun_

[@Joyce-xi1di]

Or just straight up wolf link

[@thegreatmajora5089]

That grey wolf can *get it*

[@ColderDay]

a rougher Okami Amaterasu

[@cockodemon7443]

Great Grey Wolf Sif is Hyena with a gun's dad

[@patrickbutbored4993]

No it is POKÉMON

[@ashsweet]

The moustache reveal... top ten anime betrayals But for real it’s a look. 10/10

[@Spectator_lawful_evil]

3:17 is that an abyssal dragon in your armor or are you just happy to see me

[@xxblueeyesxx522]

As a 5’11” individual named joy, my name of joyless giant gives me great satisfaction

[@mango-ju4go]

my name is joyless graverobber

[@Vlugazoide]

LOL, that's awesome

[@christopherstiles8192]

@@mango-ju4go mine is Sunken Blacksmith

[@maoh0183]

@@christopherstiles8192 I got gallant mistake... -__-

[@jeremytewari3346]

A fellow Joyless Giant I see

[@realdingo3601]

Ned Flanders talks about Dark Souls for 15 minutes

[@TeddieSage1987]

Diddlydoo.

[@dumbkoffcrow974]

Prepare for ReNeducation by HR

[@owlpip8992]

I’d let this man sell me a 1950s van with unidentifiable stains on the back seat

[@modlich_303]

14:56 A10 "torturer archivist" sounds like what i would call the guy that keeps complaining that none of the paperwork is done, even tho he is the only one ever looking at it, and the guy that is suppose to do it

[@sydnickiB]

I was convinced that BDG had a fake mustache on under his fake mustache And I’m still not entirely convinced that it’s real

[@jcs6387]

Maybe it's just a mustache that he drew on himself with a marker.

[@tpk5703]

Watch the video he put up on his personal page about making Jorts. The mustach is real, and it's hysterical

[@VauxhaIIOpel]

should I put this on r/wooosh?

[@grzeg_]

Borys Barski what the fuck where is the wooosh

[@grzeg_]

Borys Barski don’t be so obsesive about r/wooosh post only funny situations, also there is no wooosh

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

"like I'd get the the title of "someone who had an okay time in high school" Me, immediately and softly: oh baby no

[@iketheneek3531]

he had a GREAT time in high school! have you not seen his talent show videos? That man was beloved

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

@@iketheneek3531 ah, I see - my mistake, how silly of me

[@iketheneek3531]

@@lemmetalkaboutthis you fool, you utter buffoon

[@lyravellas]

I wasn’t expecting Brian’s initial mustache to legitimately be a Party City prop that was glued to his face, nor was I expecting his actual mustache to swiftly rise up and overthrow the imposter in a blaze of glory. Rock solid start to season 2

[@kaylynmeier3831]

"Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping." Me, a sex worker: 😅

[@vi_cesario]

under one circumstance should you be in a work setting and described as gaping

[@mystaee2914]

Can you please rank the Pokemon from least to most edible?

[@DoomSkuller]

Muk's totally most edible

[@wrcz]

that already exists though: i.redd.it/kolk9c7ujfl21.png

[@crisrose9707]

Ditto.

[@vanelly5652]

KonyHawksProSlaver Okay great, now ALL of them

[@wrcz]

@@vanelly5652 if you Google edible Pokemon there's more charts

[@cameron9087]

I WAS WRONG BRIAN I'M SORRY I SUPPORT YOUR MUSTACHE AND YOUR CHOICES

[@Spike_Monster]

I don't know if I can deal with the hair though

[@eadlynjune]

I was worried with the jorts but I was terribly wrong. T H E S T A C H E I S A M A Z I N G

[@Jukajobs]

he doesn't need your support. he does whatever he wants. he just said that in the beginning of the video. brian doesn't need our validation and i'm proud of him for that. (but i'd guess brian appreciates your supports regardless of not needing it. still, i'd need bdg to confirm that if i wanna be sure)

[@UpFrogArt]

So proud of BDG for setting boundaries but also why do I feel so hurt

[@WoobertAIO]

14:58 "Santiago, Sunken Giant" sounds so accurate and badass it's almost scary

[@Bush-Master]

Man, I didn't realize Brian was actually just Dash's teacher from The Incredibles but with more hair.

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Coincidence? I think NOT!

[@cringesurvives6313]

Why did you think this was okay to say?

[@amandacruz3335]

it is infinitely refreshing to hear an internet personality say "im not your friend" and draw clear boundaries. also bdg and patrick are a phenomenal duo

[@KrazyKaramel]

Y'know, with that mustache, Brian looks like a manager himself.

[@devilbrine8198]

ShadoWaluigi WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

[@HA-ot6uf]

He looks like a top.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@HA-ot6uf As long as he's not a gaping top. At no point should you ever be described as "gaping"...

[@HA-ot6uf]

@@Corbomite_Meatballs If he was gaping, wouldn't that make him the bottom?

[@cairoraiser9338]

Using the BDG method to evaluate my Manager Beth, who got sent to us when our normal manager had to cover a different hotel, but is now not leaving and is our new manager. CV: Beth managed to sort our entire linen closet in about a week using three employees she brought in. Legend. Our hotel is in much better condition since she joined, and she’s balanced job responsibilities better throughout staff. CF: Beth regularly sends our housekeeping group chat reviews about the rooms, both bad and good, asking us to pick up where we lack or congratulating us with doughnuts when we do well. CE: Beth treats us all with equal footing. Just because you’re older or you’ve worked here longer doesn’t mean she’s going to cancel someone else’s holiday for you. Beth works on a first come, first serve basis, and tries to get everyone settled in a fair way. CL: Beth buys us doughnuts and drinks, makes sure we have freezer space, keeps up with our lives and checks in when we’re not doing okay, going as far as to offer help. CRGTTOAMF: I have been harassed at work three times. Beth has sworn up a storm and defended me two of those three times. The third she didn’t know about. Though customers are on a two strike basis, she typically assigns me rooms as FAR as possible away from the room of the customer who harassed me.

[@adityakhanna113]

The absolute beth!

[@jgcaba3173]

BDG evolution Season 1: twink intern new to polygon, bad anxiety Season 2: BDG with even more BDE and funky 70s music

[@pwkotor47]

Brian david energy

[@amoonia]

I was thoroughly convinced that BDE stood for “Big Dad Energy”

[@duderave1109]

went from twink intern to twink english teacher

[@treblecleffa7594]

Never in my life have I touched a Dark Souls game but you best believe I watched this whole damn video for this wonderfully mustache-d man.

[@bigrat2125]

TrebleCleffa what exactly are you waiting for?

[@ptownspazz7587]

Same

[@niallmallon7282]

2:06 this man went to the second page of Google, if that's not dedication idk what is

[@genuineinterest]

When bdg said in the Mario retirement video "I've worked some days" this is what he meant

[@SondreGrneng]

I remember being really young, and trawling google until like page 5 at some point. now? if its not the top result, I try again.

[@leah.p.6687]

@@SondreGrneng if it's not on the first page of the google search, it doesn't fucking exist and I will never know the answer

[@jberger94]

Had to give you the 1000th like

[@Spectator_lawful_evil]

3:17 is that an abyssal dragon in your armor or are you just happy to see me?

[@chriskuveke5406]

"Knot-ridden grave robber" is perhaps the most vile collection of words, and i will use it religiously

[@0Motion]

"Not everything has to be a test, this is a GameStop" GoddAMN just call out my old GS manager like that lmao

[@mlovecraftr]

Hi, if you don't mind me asking, where did you get that avatar? I've seen that basic model so many times, particularly in LGBTQ and leftists profiles.

[@0Motion]

@@mlovecraftr I'll admit the bit at the end there has me a bit...concerned, to put it simply; but to answer your question you'll want to check out a site called 'picrew.me' where there's all sorts of variants you can chose from; the more common one being 'Character Creator' which is the one I've used

[@mlovecraftr]

@@0Motion Thanks a lot for your answer. I am sorry if I made feel uncomfortable in any way.

[@Silverwind87]

What test could a Gamestop manager possibly give you? Ask which mainline Final Fantasy game was released on the SNES, expecting you to answer Final Fantasy III because Final Fantasy VI was released in America as the third game?

[@0Motion]

@@Silverwind87 I think you're sort of overthinking it. It's more speaking in the sense that there's a lot of entry-level jobs who have managers who take their jobs extremely seriously in ways many of the other employees or even customers may see as excessive or somewhat embarrassing. This could be in how they run the store, treating it more like a multi-level corporate firm or the like.

[@skeledaddy]

"A good union would be the Skeleton Lords" finally, a union for me

[@Foxy02016]

KumagoroNugget ... GAME FILLIP A GAMING SYSTEM FOR CHILDREN WITH NO NECKS FINALLY A GAME SYTEM FOR ME

[@MezephelesArt]

"I fully expect my boss, Tara Long, to put me out of my misery when I stop being useful." BDG, are you... okay?

[@theryanbard]

Tara comes for us all someday

[@CraigMetalHead]

@@theryanbard that sounds... odd.

[@thatmtgnerd]

0:04 is the best intro I've ever seen

[@erinbardua9129]

BDG: I'm not dancing this season. Me: *misses the next 30 seconds of audio because of the deafening sound of my heart breaking in twain

[@wildfiregamez1958]

_twain_

[@KaitoGillscale]

That intro was such a power move that I think it convinced me to accept your mustache. How did you do that?!

[@UrbaneLegend]

Confidence

[@justarandomguynothintoseehere]

BDG looks like a 70's era middle manager in a failing retail chain, I love it

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

I was thinking he was either going to hire me at Blockbuster, or try to sell me undercoating on my "used" '97 Chevy Cavalier.

[@joerobins5649]

It's funny because the Ivory King is the corrupted form of a guy who was actually incredibly good before circumstances changed, and I feel like that describes more than a few managers.

[@sergiocruz162]

My title is “Crucified Sun Guardian,” and I must say, I sound RAD as *HELL*

[@IsMgb45]

lucky, I got the crucified aerobics instructor

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

My title is “Luminous Golem” and that is a boring title

[@sergiocruz162]

@@ThefifthBishopofGord Honestly, give yourself some credit, that ain’t half bad

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

@@sergiocruz162 okay

[@silvercandra4275]

"Burnt bone Collective" ... give me your bones. I want more pelvises.

[@Kat-qe1vk]

"Not everything has to be a test, THIS IS A GAMESTOP"

[@davetaylor9742]

Top 10 anime betrayals "You're not my friend"

[@docknocking6646]

It was a serious heel turn

[@thevoidlord1796]

After finally completing all of the mainline souls games, I can confidently say: this is pretty funny

[@AlfonsoSRT]

With the new Godzilla movie coming up, could you make a video rating how costly it would be to keep each kaiju in the series as a pet?

[@nexistential3113]

hell yeah!!!

[@Phytobiogenes]

Heck yeah! Very BDG

[@TheSLATEcleaner]

Hell yeah? Nah, dude. *Fuck yeah*

[@howdycrusader355]

"Accursed Bone Collective" I am not part of the Union, I AM THE UNION

[@donaldpollock4799]

Desolate centipede

[@sapateirovalentin348]

Sunken archdemon So i was on my way to promotion to archdemon then my whole career sunk because of personal problem I need therapy

[@chaoticevilproductions7303]

I'm the Sunken Bone Collective. I'm what happens when the workers try to unionize, then get all their rights taken away

[@geeklingxgamer3962]

I got joyless luminous bloodLetter so I'm kind of confused on what the hell that would look like but I managed to think of what it would probably be it would be a floating head with a sad face that sucks you dry of all of your blood with a billion tentacles well whining about everything and crying blood

[@eliyeary8843]

"Accursed bone collective" soooo arthritis?

[@anone.mousse674]

"I fully expect _my_ boss, Tara Long, to put _me_ out of my misery when I stop being useful." Whoof... hits different now, huh?

[@miracat12]

that line aged like milk

[@kevinwillems8720]

@@miracat12 it aged like wine actually. It's just the kind of wine that makes you cry

[@fish3977]

what happened?

[@kevinwillems8720]

@@fish3977 oh Oh honey

[@kevinwillems8720]

@@fish3977 Brian no longer works at polygon

[@quantummidget]

"When has the duke led you astray before?" Brennan Lee Mulligan has broken this trust forever.

[@lorendaemon7945]

I quite appreciate him saying he's not our friend actually - because he isn't. He makes charming videos, but we don't actually know him. Plus, so many YT people these days take a false feeling of camaraderie to exploit their followers (I'm thinking of the ProJared scandal), and this feels much more healthy and honest. So thanks my dude. You're not my friend, but I respect you anyway.

[@itstherealbrace6424]

It's a fucking joke in a video cool it socrates

[@nekosedey]

The Game Cube That's kinda reductive of a very well-thought-out comment. It's fine if you don't like or want to think about it, but don't put someone down for pointing it out - they're right. And the commoditization of friendship à la social media is kind of a big problem regardless of whether you wanna hear it.

[@spooky8245]

This is the "woke facebook mom" of youtube comments We dont have to know someone directly to consider them a friend, and vice-versa. Its perfectly normal to think of your followers as friends as they often are the ones who are willing to support you in times of need, yes some youtubers do exploit their followers, so do celebrities, but not all of them do, these people also can function as ways to form friendships, via common interests in the persons content. I havent watched or seen enough of this man other than his poke-rap but he seems to have a genuinely good connection with his audiences, so you are reading way too deep into a joke in a video.

[@nekosedey]

KZbinrs and other internet personalities _AREN'T YOUR FRIEND,_ though. Pretending otherwise only allows them to commoditize that "friendship" and guilt their viewers into whatever they want because they're our friends, right? So we should want to help? Even if we don't like their content anymore... they're our friend, so we gotta help, right? BDG LITERALLY said "I am not your friend" and you're out here saying "But he is despite the fact that I barely know him!". This is truly the dumb Tumblr teenager of youtube comments.

[@spooky8245]

Several issues with your response, the only thing you really addressed was the "guilt" thing so lets start out with that. If you see a homeless man on the street, how likely are you to give them, say, a few dollars? This of course can vary depending on the type of person, however, you are not required to give anything to him, as the same with the youtuber. If you care about that youtubers well being during their time of struggle, donating a small sum could help. Would you say a homeless man asking for money is "guilting" you into giving him money? I never said this man is any of his audiences friends. I said he appears to have a good connection. For you to say that is not only fabrication, but a wonderful show of your literacy. To consider that not one youtuber or internet personality isnt our friend is foolish. People like AquaFPS had a subscriber who's house burnt down, and he turned to his subscribers with a gofundme to help that kid, as well as donating himself. Believe me when i say this isnt exactly uncommon. You have no one to blame but yourself if you let a youtuber commoditize on any relationship he has managed to build with you. Does he need help and you donated? You did a good thing. Congrats. But, if he doesnt need the money, why give it to him then. And lets say they duped you. Youre obviously going to be mad, but everyone who didnt get duped is also going to be mad. People on the internet dont take kindly to manipulators. If you have a shaky feeling about any youtuber, and dont think you could trust them for a second, then you would be a fool to do anything that you think would benefit them, especially with all the manipulations going on. However there is a plethora of good people on this platform that love their audiences, and its a damn shame you would question their integrity because "uhhh i dont know you because you internet man" the TL;DR KZbinrs and Fans form a mutualistic bond You have the choice wether or not to support a youtuber You can only blame yourself for following blindly Dont judge a book by its cover, especially if you havent even seen the cover. Edit: Also, if you take the time to actually build a relationship, internet personalities outside of youtube are rather fun to chat with as well, art communities and what not. Try making a friend over the internet, it could change your outlook.

[@KilianExperience]

Manus would make the best manager solved this years ago.

[@izaakvantil4030]

Hey Kilian, what are you doing here?

[@oldmanmammoth5364]

Noice

[@swadow1497]

Kilian appreciates a good shitty video game video

[@TheR971]

You were my David Gilbert before David gilbert! Now you' re my favourite tri-coned hat wearing red panda!

[@ravenwoods7940]

i only liked this because kilian said it... yes

[@mrogilvie]

When you realise BDG committed 7 months of his life to the Unraveled Season Finale.

[@Lonely_Moth]

Dude, your videos are really fun. Also, "Alexandra the Rotting Magistrate" sounds badass, and I will proudly call myself that on the internet from now on.