I Added Cannibalism to Minecraft

what is bro cooking?? (Minecraft Steve)
This is a Minecraft mod I coded for Minecraft 1.20 on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes

[@coquetella]

This is something you'd find in a psychopath's computer hard drive

[@PoopyPantsTheThurd]

now we need a sex mod after they are cannibalized

[@michaelchen1046]

@@PoopyPantsTheThurdJenny mod

[@AngelBirdo]

@@PoopyPantsTheThurd Breeding mod

[@SoulexR1]

dad? Are you my dad? Please tell me, I’ve been trying to find him on YT, and I know he likes commenting on this channel

[@theflaminggroundon632]

​@@michaelchen1046 the forbidden mod...

[@TheCompleteMental]

This felt 10 times longer than it actually was

[@fingees_YT]

It took 10 times longer to edit than watch so this is fair to me

[@TheCompleteMental]

@@fingees_YT Not saying that was a bad thing. Quite the opposite.

[@cry0583]

Why is this so true..

[@glokaya.kuzdra1909]

Extremely true

[@jddi1527]

Yep

[@cumcumcum148]

I never knew I can experience that many emotions during one Minecraft video. From curiosity to excitement, from dread to anxiety. Pure meth dream

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

This felt like a really long fever dream

[@maciejzawislak7491]

0:23 This moment when you get from adding vertical slabs to adding cannibalism...

[@rjtimmerman2861]

Mojang should never have added those long blocks; this could all have been avoided...

[@_1derscore]

natural order of reasoning

[@pyechos]

i hate when this happens fr

[@Anon_y_mouse_the_only]

This is what Mojang adds when they finally snap from our complants

[@intruder3716]

or when they make an april fools update

[@ceemeck]

This is the best comment 😂

[@you-nh8xo]

complants

[@girlinblack5361]

The most horrifying bit of this wasn’t the cannibalism but the Steve hair carpet

[@fingees_YT]

i'm trying to get something like it for my own apartment but i just can't grow my hair fast enough

[@zarnox3071]

​@@fingees_YT Just use someone else's.

[@ViviBuchlaw]

@@fingees_YT Just say you have cancer, people love giving you there hair! I have 3 whole bedrooms full!

[@bloodrinker]

when mod downloade@@fingees_YT

[@2peoples785]

@@ViviBuchlaw what?

[@omcomphonetapes1315]

Love the fact the player can eat any and all block, but just immediately opted for cannibalism

[@BurBurGerHamCotCotCybercotleta]

People tend to be drama highnesses a bit, so that's quite realistic

[@DestinyObake]

The shock that took me when you tamed the villager, and he kneels down with a collar on. That is not what I was expecting in the cannibalism mod video.

[@AbnormalAbnorman]

You should add psychological trauma and guilt next. I think it would go well with this.

[@BackBeater]

😂 Wtf

[@GMD_wersz]

awesome sauce

[@Agpicklefeet]

With therapist villager job

[@joshtrashcontent4237]

Hell yea darkest dungeon mechanics

[@ThighErda]

Add Autism while you're at it.

[@theendisnevertheendisneverthee]

Therapist: "All dreams have meaning" The dreams:

[@Tom4zNeto]

This meme could apply to every one of his videos

[@thereinogodjustahuman]

Are you ok..?

[@radekk7521]

Nah

[@Lobotomy369]

He’s perfectly fine

[@snowecaddel9454]

Totally normal 🪵

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

6:37 an apple a day keeps the cannibal away

[@romaromasalad112]

As a cannibal, this will make the game so much more immersive

[@Edward3Nigma]

We're finally being represented properly in video games!

[@gilpima6599]

As a canonball I agree

[@Calvodecria559]

Guys. Dont make jokes with dark things.

[@gimek1]

​@@Calvodecria559 its literally called dark humor

[@aspenator3786]

today, we rejoice 🥩

[@-Woodstock-]

Can you please add racism Edit: THE VILLAGE AND PILLAGE UPDATE WAS NOT THE RACISM UPDATE

[@i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES]

like NASCAR and formula ?

[@cowgoesmoojuice4779]

How would that work

[@therhay74]

Yes we need more relatable features like this While you're at it, add homophobia

[@TheRealNightFall666]

🤨🤨🤨

[@-Woodstock-]

@@cowgoesmoojuice4779 when you go to the Africa or monkey biome with a boat you can get free people

[@cerez-secondforgetfulson]

Amazing, my first introduction to your content, quite bold of you and honestly, was most exciting for once. Cannot wait to see what more you have to show.

[@waffleaffle231]

This is also my first introduction to his content. I'm scared.

[@0ffTheL1ne]

SAME

[@JC-to9vs]

2:53 84 missed calls from Pyrocynical

[@-CloClo-]

I love how quickly the subject keeps changing, but still occasionally reminds you what the mod's about.

[@felixs_blondehair]

6:28 steve hair carpets are triggering something in me and i do not feel comfortable at all.

[@cloudberry._jam]

same here, but with the growing stomach

[@TechNinjaSigma]

Right?!

[@corvusmonedula]

it's just like a cow skin carpet

[@felixs_blondehair]

@@corvusmonedula yeah technically we can say that but this's HUMAN.

[@montesclarosmyrna7964]

4:23 lol

[@lajoswinkler]

This feels like one of those perfectly insane dreams.

[@dhuntermg]

This is the second video of yours I've come across. I am not a 5th of the way on this one (currently on the stomach growing on the nether part) and I legit wonder what kind of intrusive thoughts on whatever drug you take to produce this enthralling yet deeply disturbing (and almost believable) minecraft "mods". I actually hate it but at the same time I can't stop watching... So props for that (and how well done these intrusive ideas are displayed on the video as if they were real).

[@stanisawankowski8243]

Dude be smoking some powerfull stuff for this idea to pop up into his head

[@the_epic_memer553]

I feel like my brain is getting turned into a pile of goop

[@juliandelapena4293]

Eat it

[@the_epic_memer553]

@@juliandelapena4293 It tastes like mtn dew code red

[@_BobroBartek_]

Oh same dood

[@Zadhompl]

This would actually be an amazing setup for a server.

[@tanatulsrisanit7551]

This mod was so popular they added stomach to real life

[@Noi_Bumble]

Where the hell does this man get his creativity!? MOST OF THIS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH CANNIBALISM 😭😭

[@MiniGunTurtle36]

The Dahmer clip was crazy 😭

[@MilesTailsPOWERR]

i can get stuff like that too just brainstorm the crazyest ideas you can ever think of just hear one of my stories when i was a child and youl know

[@isaacskinner5565]

Just have autism

[@MigWith]

I mean, its pretty easy to come up with even more creative ideas, for me at least I could make a pretty trippy mod, or even, a not trippy but really creative with interesting mechanics mod, if you are as creative as I am its just a matter of brainstorming and building up the concept, people have already asked "wth did you smoke?" after telling them a coming up with some ideas on the get go 😭😭😭. the impressive part about this video is that he put the work to implement it, not the ideas themselves

[@MilesTailsPOWERR]

@@MigWith i mean i know you have to work to implement it geez. for everything it's like that, for drawing, for modding, for programming, i mean you can't just put the idea and there you go the video / game / art .it's done, everyone know that you have to build up anything concept or no T_T

[@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar]

Your videos feel like dreams, where things just sorta happen, and they make sense in that a line of logic sorta kinda is related to another, but as soon as you give it any thought it gets confusing

[@pacg1801]

Finally somebody put it into words

[@dreamrobloxanimationsgaming22]

Bovine Spongiform: I dont exist on human meat! Kuru: But I do 😂

[@UsernameAss]

Actually it does, its called variant-CJD

[@The_Moth1]

Mostly in the brain though.

[@Bunny_Crystal]

3:15 caseoh update

[@FellaTobi.]

pyrocynical update*

[@rata536]

The mod starts derailing more and more from the original point that it's hilarious. Well done sir.

[@wedoalittletrolling723]

its just an animation shitpost but its funny regardless

[@rata536]

@@wedoalittletrolling723 Yeah I figured that out but let me have my fun.

[@JohnDoe-jh9cf]

I thought this video was just for giggles and laughs, but then I met him at a mall and when I tried talking to him, he just glared at me and said "ill deal with you later". I was really confused and had this bad feeling the rest of the day. When I got home, a bag was put over my head and I was driven somewhere remote. When the bag was pulled off my head, I saw FIngees in a chair with a glass of wine and tied up man in front of him. He said "if I catch you in my territory again, this will happen" and he had the man executed via his iconic glock-19. They knocked me out and I woke up in an alley way with my teeth missing and several large fingular bite marks on my left arm and right leg. It turned out that his teeth are all laced with rot and bacteria and I needed to get all the bitten limbs removed, and then had the fingernails that started growing from my eyelids due to his unique strain of saliva toxin (pretty sure it is radioactive) removed 3 times. If you see this man in real life, tread carefully. Fingees is one of those people where you really have to think before you talk to him. As one day hes happy and will givr you a great talk, good life advice, and a hug. On other days you may get your arms broken in several places, tortured, and skull cracked open to expose a leaking red froth. The bad outweighs the good in my opinion but you do you. Pray for anyone who actually meets him

[@just_man209]

wha

[@fingees_YT]

the bad outweighs the good for sure

[@Samantha-ox5bf]

I love how he puts a ❤ on your comment as if he isn't coming to your house to silence you

[@geeked24-7]

@@fingees_YTnah other way around

[@gianollet7645]

​@@fingees_YTcan you add gay sex please 😢

[@anthonyoliver418]

The Steve couch made me laugh so bad

[@pufferfish4204]

5:57 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

[@Nomicswagger]

This feels like a fever dream fueld by some lost drug.

[@iamjeevesa]

Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

[@elliswebster7041]

This was under a laxative video

[@fatsleepypanda3244]

Awww fingees! Dont be affraid of prions diseases! Im pretty sure ur brain is really healthy. 😊 you can finish ur plate now

[@XclynHere]

Bro this feels like a fucking fever dream.

[@SkeletalSpyro]

This guy's videos evoke the same feeling as being just on the verge of falling asleep while watching TV but not being able to so your half-dreaming brain is slowly fogging over your comprehension of the things on screen

[@Kitschune24]

When it comes to cannibalism, the main prion disease associated with it is kuru. Kuru occurs when a human eats a human brain infected with a prion disease. vCJD can be transmitted through the brain, dura mater, spinal cord, lymphoreticular tissues (ex bone marrow) and eyes. It is, however, hypothetically rarer as it spreads from a human eating a prion infected cow and another human eating that human. WARNING from here on I talk extensively about prion diseases, and they're spooky. So are these paragraphs! If you want the summary it's at the bottom. Kuru spongiforms the cerebellum. You'll lose control of your limbs, speech, body, and you'll go into involuntary fits of laughter. Infection and pneumonia occur during the terminal stage. Other prion diseases include Creutzfeldt Jakob's Disease (sporadic, genetic, iatrogenic), varient CJD (mad cow, chronic wasting, scabies, etc), Gerstmann-Sträussler-Scheinker Syndrome, Fatal Insomnia (sporadic or familial), PrP cerebral amyloid angiopathy, and variably protease-sensitive prionopathy (no clue what these last two do). sCJD, sFI, and VPSPr are sporadic, which means one day one of your prion proteins can decide it wants to misfold and there's nothing you can do about it (in the US there are about 300 cases reported every year). gCJD, GSS, and FFI are genetic, which means if it's in your genetic code you'll eventually contract it and eventually die from it. GSS is the one that progresses slowly over time, and FFI is the one where you have progressive insomnia that will eventually kill you. iCJD, vCJD, and kuru are acquired. If you touch a brain with CJD or kuru you will have it on you and it can infect you if it can get into contact with your bloodstream, it's both highly infectious and difficult to destroy, so equipment that comes into contact with an infected brain must be soaked in 50% bleach for 30-60 minutes according to the center for disease control. Sustained heat at 900°F and above for several hours is the only way to destroy prions through heat, and they can be frozen for extended periods of time and remain infectious. Eating a brain with CJD will give you kuru, oddly enough. This is known because of a group of people that practiced ritualistic cannibalism. If you lived in Europe at the time of the vCJD outbreak you weren't allowed to donate blood, but this ban has been lifted as it turns out it does not transmit through the blood. It does however transmit through infected animal meat and brain matter especially. Chronic Wasting Disease is highly infectious and can spread even through water and affected ground, but it's only known to affect cervidae (deer and moose). Prion diseases occur when a prion misfolds, every other protein that misfolds will be discarded by lysosomes, but this does not occur with prion proteins. Prions are highly resistant to degredation due to their 3D shape. Misfolded prions misfold every prion they come into contact with, which will misfold every prion they come into contact with, and so forth. This spongiforms the affected area, leading to severe symptoms. All prion diseases are lethal and incurable as of the present. Most progress rapidly, and reportedly, rapid memory loss is very disorienting. *SUMMARY* There are 9 prion diseases: which you can acquire spontaneously, genetically, and iatrogenically. Misfolded prions misfold every prion they come into contact with, which is what causes prion diseases. All known prion diseases are lethal and incurable. They're also very rare. I think it'd be pretty funny to add prion diseases to Minecraft. Lions and Prions update when?

[@Klekowksii]

I remember reading about a village who had a custom of eating the brains of the dead. They ate the brain of someone with a prion disease, died, and the cycle continued. Edit: Looked it up, it's the Fore people. Men would eat the flesh of their dead relatives while women and children would eat the brain.

[@borggeddown]

BRO COOKED but seriously tho, prions would make such a good enemy in Minecraft: Rare, but V E R Y tanky.

[@MyScorpion42]

other diseases of this type are scrapie, which affects sheep, and chronic wasting disease aka zombie deer disease which you won't believe what it affects

[@user-iq4qq9bh7d]

So if we don't eat the brain it is safe noted

[@ViviBuchlaw]

Why do you know so much!?

[@uxtalzon]

This man's mind goes of on a tangent and he runs full speed in that direction.

[@MoonyCat]

The way the mod ideas stem from each other in this video makes it feel like a really complicated game of telephone

[@im_terminallyonline]

This video gave me so much to process that I just straight up tuned it out halfway through.

[@Australianmanfrom1942]

7:02 Cannonballism 💀

[@CHRB-nn6qp]

That B-Lays joke needs more recognition 😂😂

[@AnAnnoyedAssZorua570]

4:11 NOOOOOOO

[@kitagadashisreal]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?

[@AzureTactical]

Was that the Chinese Bite

[@CTzons]

REALLY??? HE DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING BUT PET ANIMALS??

[@puckchang8691]

How did you START with cannibalism, and still make it so much worse???

[@adissentingopinion848]

I'm ok with cannibalism, but I draw the line at corporate desk jobs in Minecraft.

[@Sylvan404]

Okay, I'm sorry, but the entire concept of tearing apart iron golems and repurposing them into "super" tools and EVEN BIGGER golems is actually really cool.

[@panziemniak1261]

New schizophrenia update

[@Marsmoly]

He’s gone insane💀

[@agentmc7868]

5:09 Phoenix? What happened to you?

[@RandomnesssE]

Too many weird memes

[@jacksongreenway]

He got spaghettified

[@Na-fj6cc]

I don't know why but your videos make me nostalgic for my first lobotomy

[@fingees_YT]

best of luck with your future ones

[@ViviBuchlaw]

You can't just get one!

[@Na-fj6cc]

@@ViviBuchlaw my brain is too big >~< I need more videos from Fingees (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

[@MarinidEdits]

​@@fingees_YTok

[@floatingf8783]

Ashley Graves: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@redbanana4you]

I kinda actually want this mod to become publicly available.

[@phinousthesheep1847]

As a cannonball, this will make the game so much more immersive

[@JohnsonPea986]

2:54 im sure one hundred percent deviantartist going to love this mod

[@v0idkeeper511]

Vo- no...

[@AverageScientisty]

@@v0idkeeper511 Vore

[@FellaTobi.]

​@@v0idkeeper511Vore.

[@TheCaregiverSITMOB]

Next video: Faceless Taylor Swift

[@mojo8045]

pyro gonna be go glad

[@Nystika]

My guy turned into the Megaknight at the end 😂

[@imahumannoid2903]

A pure meth dream, there's no way you did this completely sober

[@knuxenglish]

Finally, a realistic feature

[@Paquito5]

3:08 "you can still sprint, but your ankles will swell up, which will break any boots you have on" then the boots suddenly turn to dust lmao wasn't expecting that lol

[@shhshshshs1028]

This is how ADHD feels like

[@user-en3by7ou6l]

THIS IS GOING STRAIGHT TO THE GROUP CHAT

[@xavierdemitrius3435]

5:19 was my score of watching this before pausing and trying to understand what im watching.

[@name6953]

3:20 Brooo how did you add the average reddit user to minecraft

[@pugmeat03]

NICOCADO AVOCADOS

[@LeanderOnYoutube]

They added case oh to minecraft

[@Darker_productions_forever2024]

​@@LeanderOnKZbinyou mean 1x1 lego piece

[@neuxze]

​@@Darker_productions_forever2024good reference

[@JulKali]

This video felt like a fever dream💀

[@MyNextTrickLoL]

I don't think I have ever seen someone make this extensive a fucking mod pack for what equates to a hypothetical. Props. Subscribed.

[@thatboyDJ1]

I don’t know if this dude will see this but this man genuinely has a talent and is very underrated. I think he deserves a million subs because these videos genuinely make me laugh and are entertaining and VERY good ideas I can’t wait to see what he has in store for the future

[@V-Ner_d]

Agreed, he's really creative.

[@Hamdidittoo]

5:43 new pvp method!

[@ZGamer911_]

LMAO

[@coal9205]

I love that this video went from "pica update" to "CANNIBALISM"

[@steviejohn]

Alright, definitively, 5:08 is the moment I started feeling things went off the rails. Phenomenal Video

[@somebody_JB]

This entire channel is fueled with unadulterated creativity and chaos

[@AlphaMC]

Since you made Steve transparent, we now need ghosts in Minecraft

[@MarinidEdits]

That's lame

[@specified6]

That slime one is literally just pyro

[@atlaszateman5288]

That was disturbing, mesmerizing, dreadful, and funny! All at once, somehow

[@crazyabe4571]

4:51 ah, Fingees added the tf2 pyro to minecraft.

[@lucasthebigl]

Im feeling slightly uneasy watching villager spaghetti. But i can’t put my finger on why that is.

[@PuppetGorillaTag]

that one moment when you go from vertical slabs to cannonball society

[@insertname1857]

this is like an adhd rambling train of thought tbh

[@Ninjastyle124]

mr fingees let me just tell you how grateful I and the rest of the cannonball community are to finally be represented faithfully and accurately after being negatively stereotyped for centuries as ammo that gets shot from cannons, as a cannonball i have never seen cannonball society accurately portrayed in media until now

[@ViviBuchlaw]

Peach brother 🙏

[@CorujaVerdeBS]

bro went from vertical slabs to canibalism

[@vincentvalentine4401]

7:45 you just made the golems from cruelty squad lol

[@thisdeath]

omgosh this is great but also haha steve couch looks so funny 6:23

[@TheSwirlingChaos]

i like how it went from a cool mod idea then to horrors beyond human comprehension

[@pumpkinpie4823]

The monotonous serious voice while explaining all the messed up features 💀💀💀

[@MarinidEdits]

Yeah

[@Ifticakehead123]

XD

[@AtomicNoTwitch]

6:23 bro made the Stouch 😭😭

[@TokyoEmi]

I hope Fingees is stoned when he makes these.

[@NoppyOwO]

5:22 my favorite part

[@antoniopenna8677]

THIS IS MF CURSED

[@yawotiofficial]

kinky

[@BardiXOfficial]

I wheezed for a good 10 seconds at the Stenvil at 6:18

[@beaksters]

This is how I imagine it would look if I tried creating a mod with my severe adhd.

[@michaelstreams4734]

Blud thought he was slick with that serach

[@fabulousjekster28]

Love how it started as a block eat mod and evolved into a whole cannon ball society with cannibalism

[@YEAH_yeah.]

6:23 wait are the walls made out of skin ?? if not, they really should be skin blocks

[@DreamerSouls]

This almost plays like a how-to basic video

[@nott2355]

An Apple a day keeps the cannibal away

[@paelorisiii1251]

i would genuinely install and play this mod ngl. i love the many addons this man keeps adding to minecraft each with their little surprises. keep cooking, bro 🔥👊

[@SK-ib5hi]

There are some genuinely cool ideas in this, such as more mobs dropping meat, such as squids.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

4:26 bro accidentally added Monster Hunter to minecraft

[@Renno802]

so he went from Trying to make vertical slab Realization hits that the recipe slot is already taken Make it so you can eat blocks Realize coal is like 7,000,000,000 Calories Add stomach to show your calorie intake Player can br fat Player can be thin thin can be desperate and will eat anything He then added meat drop of every mob. Then he add cannibalism. Then it evolve into Cannon balls-lism?

[@samuellasky7771]

I actually really like the ecosystem being made from the player in the nether. I'm wondering what kinds of new things might show up there if we leave it for too long.

[@0antanum0]

The literal definition of biting off more than you can chew

[@abyssalboy8811]

This is legitimately some of the most creative mods I've seen for this game.

[@MegaChickenfish]

1:30 You have a gift to say some of the most deranged things with that deadpan.