Brutally Murdering My Family In Minecraft

[@b1battledroid790]

“I need to find a female, pretty sure those are the ones you can have kids with” is somthing an alien would say if they came to earth

[@seanwilliams9501]

What's the mod name

[@seanwilliams9501]

@Rel ok

[@akahanashishio5378]

But you can also have a child with the same gender in MCA lol

[@akahanashishio5378]

@Rel Because it's Minecraft and doesn't necessarily have to match with reality?

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

@Rel because everything In Minecraft is basically unisex...

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

I like how he was concerned about someone clipping him saying he wantnto have a baby with a man but not marring a child

[@lmao2881]

And trying to cook a baby

[@lmao2881]

Lmao

[@bersspon3256]

I think he meant the whole thing tho

[@eliekdahl4266]

@@bersspon3256 yeah

[@ziurza]

he probably stuttered lol

[@daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

A wise man once said "you can't abuse a family, without a family" this is definitely going to be my new life motto

[@bluefirestudios3953]

That same wise man murdered every woman in a village because they prefered a certain 'Ash'

[@waddletea5866]

THE BABYS NOOOOOO

[@juliaalvarez537]

He’s 16

[@earth2ravenn]

@@juliaalvarez537 What’s your point?

[@juliaalvarez537]

Raven He’s not a man yet

[@cwandtheblueenderman]

Boffy: *kisses Russell at first sight* Russell: I think I love you... Also Boffy: That was rather *fast.*

[@isaaclawrason4160]

The cherry on top is that Russell is a minor

[@wetslop]

@@isaaclawrason4160miner

[@dxcvvxd]

​@@isaaclawrason4160average boffy video can get him 110+ years of jail time

[@JOEY_MELANDRE]

@@isaaclawrason4160lolz

[@CyBeR_F0xY_TiNCaN]

⁠@@isaaclawrason4160 then tell me why jit had a beard-

[@syrupsandwichhhh]

I love how Boffy is concerned about only his plan being an out of context clip when literally every moment in this video is out of context.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear tob

[@itisindeedtangle]

@@AxxLAfriku wut

[@loofieskris]

@@AxxLAfriku shüt

[@vierzehn575]

stop give him attention report for spam and move on

[@kingp1n817]

@@vierzehn575 well said

[@andrewwinsky4014]

The way he goes into the village, seduces the men and then drags them away to kill them is like some cryptic monster lmao

[@destrumthetiger9274]

It’s called a siren it’s basically what you described but they live in water

[@smoresmuggler420]

@@destrumthetiger9274 oh damn you right

[@dominicavery1634]

He is a succubus.

[@MrDuck-po3wy]

@@dominicavery1634 nah Succubus keeps you alive so they can feed of on your Seeds until days and then they suck out your soul as you shrivel into a dried fruit.

[@theaveragecomment1014]

@@MrDuck-po3wy jesus christ

[@dog-dj9bf]

How people get girlfriends Everyone: flirts with a girl and being nice to her Boffy: C O A L

[@Random-ld4xp]

You have to throw it at them though

[@dannylongarms4926]

it’s good to note that this only works in west virginia

[@Random-ld4xp]

Then burn the baby and eat it

[@Samithecutie]

@@dannylongarms4926 😭

[@BasilOmori_]

yuppers

[@Rydrake6]

Sir, you're an absolute lunatic. You have my subscription.

[@tangyhyperspace2217]

"Im going to go flirt with Hitler" Jesus Boffy I think this is the video most likely to make twitter hate you

[@deceasedbeing9540]

fr

[@NinjaSox7]

please offend as much of mcyttwt as possible they deserve it

[@microdisturbia]

we share our last name we have to fight for it like the joshes

[@shadowranger5907]

Well tbh I think Offending a Twittertard is a good accomplishment albeit a very easy one

[@etiguess]

Twitter hates everyone

[@neondogquit3902]

I was born in a dark, cold cave. My dad looks like a shark. I’m stuck in a pink cloth that grinds my skin. I only got to live for 10 seconds before I got thrown into a long hole of despair. My life was a dreadful carnival of pain and I could never be happier that I’m burning in hell.

[@alessioughetta3677]

Hate when it happens

[@CashPerrin]

That happens all the time

[@dontmindme9702]

Relatable

[@p1ckyourpo1zon]

r/Im14andthisisdeep

[@This_doesnt_feel_right]

I know relatable

[@XNeutron_official]

Fun fact : Boffy got his real-life girlfriend by giving her coal

[@NuhashTheHash]

No

[@NuhashTheHash]

@Delancey Hsu dam you really roasted him hard

[@deadtrollz6533]

CAP

[@ch1kn_tenders]

Got my boyfriend coal for Christmas once, lol they were so angry but then gave them actuall presents. Funniest thing ever

[@jiminslostjams8760]

Woah wow so cool :/

[@WoffleLord]

Rewatching these 3 years later was a treat

[@Dat_Cool_Kat]

There used to be a feature in this mod where you could put a baby inside of a furnace and it would actually cook it. After being cooked it would then turn into a tombstone and a message in chat would pop up saying “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” I know because I tried it a long time ago. The feature was actually added after one of the developers for the mod saw a playthrough of the mod by TBone105. At one point Tbone105 tried to cook a baby in a furnace but nothing happened. The developer then added the feature I described as an Easter egg to him.

[@partybot1436]

wait, this looks like a reference to the sims 2 where you could cook a baby on a barbecue (idk if this is officially in the game or if it’s a mod too, but it’s similar

[@swasb3385]

Name of the mod?

[@Dat_Cool_Kat]

@@swasb3385 Minecraft comes alive

[@rain2001]

jesus christ...

[@randallsanders1766]

mmmm, yes. f u e l

[@trashdragon6289]

“Hey I’m back, your ring is in the oven.” “...you still love me right?”

[@starke4842]

yeah bro we watched the same video as you

[@starke4842]

@꧁IMPROBABLE MADNESS꧂ what

[@Cat18364]

@@starke4842 obviously he meant yh lil

[@goldenkingyo]

Not even 30 seconds into the video “This is the baby burner, it runs entirely powered by babies”

[@carnium]

20 seconds into the video

[@shankaka_99]

dont forget the planned parenthood sign. i loved that before any liberals try to cancel me, i am pro choice

[@basedintellectual9704]

@@shankaka_99 I am anti life, no one deserves to live

[@shankaka_99]

@@basedintellectual9704 you’re right 😔 i was wrong before, you’ve completely demolished my arguemnt. anti-lifers unite

[@thatonestarman4127]

@@shankaka_99 death is always the answer.

[@miguelcastillo4336]

those last 2 words in the title really be saving his career

[@nikinihachu5531]

"attempt to marry my own child" sorry, I think we missed a few chapters-

[@daf6332]

*Sweet home alabama starts playing*

[@abowl5667]

@@daf6332 sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue

[@fruitycola9200]

@@abowl5667 oh sweet home Alabama , sweet home Alabama

[@a.hypocrite]

boffy caught in 445k

[@alexander_1154]

What is the time stap

[@_Squidemist]

“Can’t abuse a family without a family, am i right?” -Boffy, 2021

[@starlightplaysminecraft9743]

Lmao

[@juliefarrell6688]

"Can't abuse a child without a child." -my mom at 19 *cries*

[@deeblanket2063]

Lol

[@FootyDoesForensics]

Why does his minecraft looks like an older version

[@hxydxnz]

@@FootyDoesForensics The mod was made for 1.12, so its not compatible with newer versions

[@iamtrash731]

I fear this man because he kissed hitler and then proceeded to kill him.

[@bumble_grumble]

he provented world war 2 in minecraft by killing hitler

[@novatheaxlotol4098]

Same lol

[@pumpkin2962]

I love your profile picture

[@myhandsdealaciddamage3189]

Like Judas to Jesus, Boffy betrayed Hitler with a kiss. Truly poetic.

[@iamtrash731]

@@myhandsdealaciddamage3189 wow

[@paristorc1069]

"how rude of them to already be pillaged when i get here I WAS GONNA DO THAT >:(" my favourite quote

[@polarvfx3427]

the fact he says he has plans to marry his own child so calmly concerns me

[@avocadosensai139]

Wanted to like but can't

[@polarvfx3427]

@@avocadosensai139 it’s ok

[@theredandbluegamer4776]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@hiba_stxr]

Ikr

[@stepani8059]

I think that's just the tone of his voice

[@Dezaxis]

“Can’t abuse a family without a family” -Boffy 2021

[@inosuke2679]

Yes

[@andyae889]

right when i was readong this comment he said that

[@faungelic]

@Jayden Suero he has 404 likes

[@dogogamer4180]

He's not wrong.

[@wafiywahidi3317]

Welp he's right

[@awaterbottlefullofdeoderan2965]

"I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler" I love the internet

[@ris-m1y]

Same

[@kat-sy3sq]

gotta love it

[@yeet724]

Same XD

[@markfaites]

same

[@sipscones]

Reddit’s a marvelous place.

[@Endermaster200]

“You don’t need to go to church, I’m your god now” -Boffy

[@CoolerShrimp]

The best thing about this is that he cares more about a random dog he found than any villager in the game.

[@kittenlover7806]

"I lost ONE baby and suddenly nobody wants to have kids with me, like come on" One of the best quotes I've heard

[@DaBirbnamedferb]

What about: attempt to marry my own children 😏

[@ArkAberration]

@@DaBirbnamedferbMan that’s a hard one

[@superjmk2011]

Man this is tough "births a baby " boffy " aww can u fit in the oven"

[@Insert_Creativity_Here]

“I’m gonna go flirt with Hitler, actually, now that I think about it” “No need to go to church I’m your god now.”

[@bluejay2386]

Imagine going on minecraft and seeing your friend in a world called “better domestic abuse”

[@d3adyoutubeaccount]

Lmao

[@RubyPiec]

How do you see what world your friend is in? Im guessin discord rich presence mods

[@poopsockvr9766]

@@RubyPiec you can see that stuff in bedrock edition

[@RubyPiec]

@@poopsockvr9766 yeah but this is a java mod so shut up bedrock

[@poopsockvr9766]

@@RubyPiec ya. I know its java, i was saying that bedrock has that feature

[@Igneo_real]

‘Ok now that the area has been “sanitised” I can start my work’ YAY MORE FOOD

[@NaTive219]

The fact that he speaks in a monotone voice while murdering the villagers is so funny to me for some reason

[@candyreactions2171]

Hi

[@pepsithecarbo2213]

@@candyreactions2171 hello

[@_itz_AlisonX_2074]

Supe

[@uraniumConnoisseur]

This is concerning, not funny

[@starrisermc]

Ikr that's wut makes it funny

[@Ghostifis]

“Brutally murdering my family” “#7 On trending for Gaming” I love this community

[@etiguess]

Same

[@omagkabacan2109]

Make that #5 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING

[@pixelgamelvr]

Pog

[@Gab2456_]

Its 5 on trending now :/

[@m.kcharles2977]

Anddddddddd, somehow parents said that gaming is bad

[@pleasureisgood5957]

this is the scariest modpack ever when it's put into a psychopath perspective.

[@capsade]

Mod

[@ievr6641]

What's the mod name?

[@youtubewanderer4763]

@@ievr6641 Minecraft comes alive reborn

[@imaginechi7677]

Tbh Boffy is a psychopath. But I’m here for it.

[@saiyanfang1047]

minecraft comes alive is one mod

[@ferenczdavidmarcell8891]

"I'll leave this one be, he seems to already be suicidal" is such a great sentence

[@drunkginger0077]

“Please don’t take that clip out of context” *Cracks Knuckles*

[@starke4842]

yep, we watched the same video as you

[@penny5063]

@@starke4842 the fact that you took time out of your day to comment this on people’s comments is quite sad

[@starke4842]

@@penny5063 it took 20 seconds lol

[@xyzcherie]

@@starke4842 cry

[@starke4842]

@@xyzcherie nobody is crying lol

[@luckyy.reinelle]

the fact he has a girlfriend irl still feels unreal to me

[@luckyy.reinelle]

but at the same time isnt

[@WandererSociety]

@@luckyy.reinelle for real it’s confusing

[@geo4716]

He does? wait i´m confused because... wait what?

[@ramirezloste9655]

uhhh i think they broke up a while back? he mentioned it in his texture pack video, unless he got a new one already

[@koobyn]

@@ramirezloste9655 nah they got back together

[@Pixelcraftian]

Minecraft comes alive, but not anymore thanks to Boffy.

[@eazyaccount]

Yes

[@leoh5952]

Ok

[@mathero13]

that was a good one

[@idyllwilde281]

minecraft comes to die

[@KillerCrewmate2526]

Yeah, f*ck Iife.

[@TtEL]

I love how he tried to throw it into the well like some kind of sacrifice

[@silentotaku8]

The dispenser called “Planned Parenthood” had me wheezing! XD

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

I didn't actually notice that LMAO

[@silentotaku8]

@@theorangedinosaur4098 XD

[@drakenthedrak1303]

I would’ve called it Delayed Abortion, but Planned Parenthood works also

[@phickss]

“this is what friends do for eachother” *slowly pushes in lava*

[@lilytheangel.]

FRIENDSHIP

[@tallybone]

To put them out of their misery duh! You should do that for me

[@madkirk7431]

Well I mean, he didn't burn his dogs...

[@user-jb1ic3fb4d]

Bro, 24:15 was my absolute breaking point. The delivery of "Wow, this is a durable baby" had me in hysterics. This video was a trip.

[@SMILEYFACE3412]

durababy

[@Snowie183]

@@SMILEYFACE3412😂😂😂LOL

[@number1-willstetsonsimp]

@@SMILEYFACE3412dababy

[@yaboiedgar]

19:18 what a pickup line

[@gotroot2009]

“Man in South Dakota Brutally murders his own family after being told that it was a Minecraft Mod”

[@easypete3630]

"Its a jojo reference"

[@easypete3630]

@@evi1fnyt obviously

[@sans1331]

florida man

[@olivekyabetsu8831]

Why South Dakota?

[@ram.h032]

I live in south dakota im dead-

[@calspi7772]

Boffy’s that one kid at school everyone knows but is to scared to approach

[@named746]

Overlord boffy

[@gaborfuzi2195]

420 likes. wow i wont like it just cuz i want to keep it

[@midit20]

Why he gives u a ton of coal...wait

[@turboboost4494]

@@gaborfuzi2195 ok now 911 even better

[@Not_Lilly42]

Especially since his voice is sooo deep

[@random.mp4164]

*"I'm gonna name it 'domestic abuse' because that's basically whats gonna happen"*

[@talloran7744]

Yes

[@terrifyingpresence7539]

He got demonatized for that lmao

[@starke4842]

yeah bro its almost like we watched the same video as you

[@random.mp4164]

@@starke4842 just quoting my favorite line of the video, chill.

[@lilytheangel.]

IoI---- I shouldn't laugh at that

[@notavegan3]

i play this mod, you can't romance your kids but you can romance your grankids

[@ThetacocatxD]

"I gave her my axe on axeident." Even though he murdered his children, he really is a dad.

[@idkwhattonamemychannel6526]

Ah yes *Axeident*

[@Ok-fj7xx]

@@idkwhattonamemychannel6526 dbabe convertable

[@dispensergaming464]

@@idkwhattonamemychannel6526 dababr convartable

[@ThetacocatxD]

@@idkwhattonamemychannel6526 I'm a big fan.

[@idrisitogs]

2.5.2021 The axeident

[@DemonixLive]

nobodys gonna bring up that the dispenser was labelled "planned parenthood"

[@tuatagovailoa1770]

I saw. That killed me

[@Tgungen]

Genius

[@anthonyc9065]

@@tuatagovailoa1770 it killed the baby too

[@bentheboss2542]

Shhhhh you weren’t supposed to tell

[@guunk]

@@anthonyc9065 cherry on top, good job

[@justagamingyt507]

"I didn't lose your baby, I Lost the baby from the wife I murdered" Had me dying 14:00

[@radiangacha2762]

I feel like that would concern someone more

[@MagaracDebeluhar]

Your list of to-dos is basically a crusader kings guide

[@criss11225]

fun fact : boffy doesn't know how to deal with kids so he tries to marry them.

[@dirtymonk748]

i hope i read that wrong

[@m0x331]

Oh god I read that wrong anyways 😃

[@Anonymous-uy9tw]

EDP?

[@Freakydeeky727]

,

[@gatoslover2181]

THAT SOUNDS SO BAD

[@anaccount4354]

"So, heard art school didn't work out for you." my god

[@thewampire4640]

The austrian painter is your god?

[@karendjukic7088]

I read this comment at that part lol

[@IngiR08]

And he’s a cartographer as well

[@asmallpackage6731]

Theres more.

[@tinyfacenagito930]

@@asmallpackage6731 no...

[@amtrakisveryepic]

"Can't abuse a family without a family" Abused orphans: *well yes but actually no*

[@imperialguardsman5726]

Technoblade: "So,it seems as if you aren't content with your life... *draws orphan obliterator* I can help you to get rid of it."

[@vunga8195]

w h a t ? am i really dumb or?

[@vunga8195]

that makes no sense

[@coffeetree_]

@@imperialguardsman5726 the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans

[@squidcoffee]

@@imperialguardsman5726 _officer, I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE._

[@AmberCommentsThings]

"Honey why is the baby on fire?" *_"BUY ME MORE JEWELLRY"_*

[@AiluridaeAureus]

That is one sentence that hits _way_ different when you imagine it in Boffy's eternally flat voice.

[@libertyadams5961]

Yo, Tomoko-chan

[@justinkeithpagaran8686]

asdfmovie Reference heh

[@yuridelacruz2480]

your profile pis

[@LiamV12]

@@justinkeithpagaran8686 ik

[@lilladyluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7270]

The way he can say "Kill" and "Baby" together in a sentence in such a monotone voice-

[@joexists]

boffy: almost gets canceled on twitter. also boffy: domestic abuse mod lets goo!!

[@FireChampions]

Les goooo

[@hellodolly7301]

He has a Twitter? Time to follow I guess

[@athernaut7939]

huh why? whatd he do lol

[@crunbcxhy]

@@athernaut7939 Shhhh. It's better for you not to know, child. Ignorance is bliss.

[@athernaut7939]

@@crunbcxhy okay 😟

[@poixel813]

The fact this exact thumbnail was used a few times in the past makes it so iconic

[@nuclearnadal8449]

Boffy : She still loves me but she's trying to kill me Yeah that's life

[@hamzagameplayer]

but coal solves it right

[@theycallmeflipper4515]

Your comment is the definition of "underrated"

[@brin6494]

LMAO this comment is very underratted

[@LnPPersonified]

Me: "First time?"

[@redd3797]

Huh, sounds like my girlfriend...

[@funnymonkey3961]

As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me as someone who’s played this mod before. The best part is if you do this in multiplayer there’s a procreate command (it doesn’t actually show anything obviously a baby just instantly pops in your Inventory) you can spam the command and if you have one person spamming the command the other person can play whack-a-mole clicking the babies as they appear straight into the super smelter for infinite food Edit: it’s incredibly efficient Edit 2: somehow only now noticing how incredibly old this video is

[@foxliasgriffinYT]

damn didnt realize too

[@plokijum]

That is messed up😂

[@4ndr00med4]

"As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me" *DEAR GOD NO-* "as someone who's played this mod before." oh okay

[@ferretdog]

@@4ndr00med4I thought the same thing lmao

[@Hg-un6bz]

What is the mod called

[@maikeru6158]

Honestly we need more of this content. Humor like this is rare nowadays, and Boffy shows that it can be done right

[@90065]

@Marley Gaming how does that have to do with content

[@SireGoose841]

agreed.

[@saint991]

I agree, dark humor has its place and time

[@mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793]

very nice profile picture! and i agree. dark humor shouldn't be a cheap gag to get a laugh, like fart jokes and "random" humor. just like any good humor, it has a time and a place to be really funny. boffy does it right.

[@BugaferJones]

Nice pfp

[@PokemonTrading-ez2po]

Two and a half minutes in and I already think this man should have a lifetime comedian scholarship and should have trillions of life sentences along with being hunted by every megaverse’s top hunters

[@verp5119]

Boffy : **killing babies** Technoblade : **killing orphans**

[@blueberrybee_7173]

THEY CAN BE BESTIES

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

I want to see a collab between Techno and Boffy

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

@Brynn Benkowich Kekeke

[@bubbleskc21]

THEY ARE MENT FOR EACH OTHER :D 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

[@I.Make.Content]

I mean I don't see the difference :]

[@dispitdcrusdr1283]

Boffy: “ I’m gonna stay away from you.” Also Boffy: “ I’m gonna go flirt with Hitler.”

[@zer0voidz506]

Boffy pov: *dies and ends video* Family pov: "daddy left for the milk and never came back again"

[@someadamguy5844]

his child died there is only a wife and husband no child

[@halfaspolish]

ok

[@Unholyfrog32]

I like how I your voice is so calming, but you keep talking about murder 😂

[@БатПешо]

“Do I need to feed my child?”

[@redboy6924]

Who said you have too

[@redboy6924]

Yes yes you do

[@thewithermaster6322]

no.

[@mapelsyrup]

No, they produce food from the combines of their butt cheeks.

[@convictivn]

@@mapelsyrup look guys i said /j cause i don't have a father

[@sleepycow445]

Love how he names the baby burner "Planned Parenthood. " True icon

[@TyRae_Turner]

Love the historically accurate Hitler bit, him surviving a few assassination attempts

[@xanderaguado9984]

More like Mao Zedong, atleast hitler doesn’t kill animals XD

[@fghlok1.5mviews1hourago6]

Also pol pot

[@catwithevilintentions2632]

@@xanderaguado9984 well, actually-

[@xanderaguado9984]

@@catwithevilintentions2632 what?

[@catwithevilintentions2632]

@@xanderaguado9984 Hitler fed his dog cyanide, I believe. So he technically did kill an animal

[@yoyoamam5050]

As an employee for PETA He earned himself a bounty of 14 billion

[@limestone0947]

I love it how the dispensers were just casually named "Planned Parenthood"

[@bolleboi4610]

LMAO

[@lisapennock534]

M.

[@blackoutgamez9225]

Lmao

[@hellokitty09-r6h]

😂

[@joylover4521]

I know mannn

[@rayucha]

“How do you get a girlfriend?” “Just shove her with coal!”

[@alduinfr]

google: search a girl that you love and flirt with her. bing:

[@OversizedSquare]

Well shi-

[@Clovr_kid]

Correct

[@hoodievil383]

@@burger.1509 *brazzers intensifies*

[@ArthurOrtigosa]

​@@hoodievil383"Just shove"

[@ethangoulden3584]

"Awww incest is off the table?" The line most taken out of context in 2021

[@Greentealiesel]

2021

[@wonjjae]

@@Kaliskot lmao

[@ilikeferrets123]

time traveler forgot to update his calendar

[@alidaoosthuizen1962]

21:19 “Accidents happen sometimes ,how do you think this guy was born?” This is my favourite moment I just HAD to comment about it

[@randomsam17]

"he seems suicidal already, ill leave him alone" rare scene of boffy caring for another being

[@lavenderlemons8199]

I don’t think he cared, I think he just did it to spite the sheep

[@karendjukic7088]

No. The sheep was suisidal and he doesn’t want them to have there way

[@i_wastramatizedatwc_ymca1184]

Boffy: I’m not a bad boyfriend”. Also boffy: processedess to put his child in an oven

[@lilytheangel.]

IoI-

[@OfficialMichaelL]

Cursed cake

[@CheckeredCardz]

He said not a bad boyfriend Never said anything about being a good father 😊👌

[@josephting2115]

My guy you spelt proceeds wrong

[@milkbread9616]

Processedess

[@violetsparklez1191]

I cannot believe this man got friendzoned by a bunch of code

[@coccacoorra]

more accurately, a collection of pixels

[@sealy009]

@@coccacoorra No, a accurtate of rgb pixels and code made by a person who has coded this shit, F U N .

[@sansyori8661]

Dating simulators be like

[@rumory]

people get friendzoned by a bunch of cells everyday

[@Jenivaldo_Silva]

I got soooo shocked with that cells comment... Bruh

[@KaelDalisay]

Him swearing is probably the best thing in this vid😂

[@ToriTrevino]

Boffy's Parents: So why don't you have a girlfriend? Boffy: I gave them coal- and then I murdered them.

[@CarlosAlexandre-gv2kn]

@Strawberry user :3 ikr

[@equinevolunteer9017]

wtf this makes no f* sense-

[@ToriTrevino]

@@equinevolunteer9017 :( because- he gave them coal and then minutes later he murdered them. It's self-explanatory.

[@ToriTrevino]

@Strawberry user :3 Frrrr

[@demidiu7808]

@@ToriTrevino big brain

[@spam4239]

"you want coal?" "what? no-" "DID I STUTTER"

[@ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta]

“I don’t think he’s capable of movement, doesn’t mean he can’t work tho” -The American School System 2021

[@cennix]

literally any school system

[@theoe354]

@@cennix shhh. they think they have it worse than the rest of the world 🤫

[@cennix]

@@theoe354 ahhh the typical Americans

[@ilovecakecanihaveapiece]

@@cennix they just haven't gone to any other countries

[@cennix]

@@ilovecakecanihaveapiece typical Americans

[@stefan_c.76]

Alternative title: "Committing crimes against humanity for 26 minutes straight".

[@stupidmangoz]

Didn't know murder was legal

[@jeremydelarosa4175]

The sheep was only pretending to be suicidal so you wouldn’t kill it

[@Inactive_channellol]

He’s right.. THE SHEEP IS STILL ALIVE KILL THE LYING B- KILL HIM -K I L L- -H I M-

[@rccntth]

actually im the sheep so i was actually hoping i would die🙄🤚

[@firefoxgamingpg3d]

@@rccntth 😨

[@tac0os972]

@@rccntth just don't be suicidal and then you'll die next time c:

[@rccntth]

@@tac0os972thank you i shall now be happy >:’(

[@roaringthunder115]

I love how he cares for one dog than any human family in the whole game

[@Intimidation571]

That's Boffy for ya

[@MoltenMonsters]

this video makes me kinda doubt the fact that Boffy actually has a girlfriend

[@elmothewise3915]

I mean do grandmothers really count?

[@bobboo101]

@@elmothewise3915 no

[@LyfeFPS]

@@elmothewise3915 i-

[@stupidanimator0924]

LOL

[@theperson4yearsago565]

@@bobboo101 they shut up Edit: they do

[@chetbrandenburg9686]

Other people: why is a non subscriber watching something with a title like that? Me: Brutally murdering my family? Sounds awesome im in

[@spriteart0]

I just love how Boffys voice is so passive-agressive.

[@lilytheangel.]

IoI yep

[@i-dislike-handles]

I do not know what you mean

[@spriteart0]

@@i-dislike-handles Yeah, me neither

[@thegnome9529]

Idk i think he sounds to quirky

[@Maukiki]

I know right Im here for it

[@stillarlo9499]

"Can't abuse a family without a family, am i right?" -Boffy 2021

[@B58-Minecraft]

As a ex-prisoner, I can confirm that this is *false*

[@stillarlo9499]

@@B58-Minecraft LOL

[@castleinruins7153]

hello you exist it took me like 5 minutes to find this comment

[@Mavisaki112]

I can never tell when to laugh or call the police

[@falucy]

LMFAOO

[@duckeyster479]

Fan of ditf

[@dstroyer11YT]

Literally the same reaction I have to most of the channels I'm subscribed to

[@cswizzly]

Underrated comment

[@xdr8c956]

@@duckeyster479 oh i see u are a man of culture alwell!!

[@Ranboo_Ghostboo]

The “ay fuck off mate I’m mining here, oi why are you so piffy” had me laughing 😂

[@inkfernado9114]

This guy: “ima attempt to get a man pregnant” Every fanfic writer making a fanchild for a gay couple

[@inkfernado9114]

@Untruly True I already know what mpreg is

[@inkfernado9114]

@Untruly True yeah I saw some mpreg by going too deep into the fan fiction area and my mind got tainted by the mpreg

[@diollinebranderson6553]

@Untruly True mpreg is disgusting.

[@hankj.wimbleton3032]

So basically they shit babies out?

[@WilliamRBl00m]

@@diollinebranderson6553 canonical mpreg

[@kereal2591]

I love how he named the baby dispenser "Planned parenthood" Seems pretty accurate

[@abcdefg5686]

@happyify somehow second reply

[@PHart10]

Its scarry how many people watch this

[@kereal2591]

@@PHart10 ?

[@violentab7920]

@@PHart10 what how

[@starblliss]

@@PHart10 what how is it scary

[@cursorthesecond]

24:16 "oh this a durable baby" imagine being his neighbour and hearing that

[@captainducktape689]

Imagine being his mother and hearing that

[@shankaka_99]

@@captainducktape689 as a female, id be the one to say it. if my baby cant withstand extreme weather conditions and getting mauled by a grizzly bear i dont want it

[@shankaka_99]

@havajaba akakabba if my baby cant get revenge on both the weather and the grizzly bear i dont want it

[@shankaka_99]

@havajaba akakabba if my baby isnt god i dont want it

[@shankaka_99]

@havajaba akakabba if its alive, it should be dead

[@s0ph146]

4:46 Boffy about to pillage the village as if he’s in the Tiger Force of Vietnam😂

[@hooriaoribia2826]

boffy: posted* _my skin is clear, the star is shining bright, my grandpa is alive, my mask peels off in one piece_

[@pissapocalypse]

That was extremely specific

[@Kyle1st100]

wait what is that last one n o

[@450blues]

my dad is back.

[@JafoTHEgreat]

My guy single handedly made the best minecraft thumbnail I've ever seen.

[@kerodine]

Let’s not forget that DanTDM did this in his Diamond Dimensions series.

[@flipflop_bell]

@@kerodine oh this is why it felt familiar

[@caroline6218]

Imagine if Notch saw this video. That would be hilarious!

[@mangakatalsik8599]

Your profile is intresting

[@adraxas13]

@@caroline6218 notch is a terrible person dont talk about him

[@128minutes]

Animals: * exist * Boffy: "And i took that personally"

[@ingrata6602]

514 likes and no comments? Dont mind if i do

[@osuipad2107]

@@ingrata6602 guess I'll be second

[@128minutes]

@@ingrata6602 lol now u just made me realise how much likes this comment had

[@ingrata6602]

@@128minutes My pleasure ;)

[@stingle47]

this is the quickest a minecraft video has ever made me laugh, lost it at "BABY BURNER"

[@overdrive00]

Never thought I’d hear “look at these fine meadows hitler” while watching a minecraft video

[@Chip_Is_A_Gamer]

Love your profile 🤣

[@youruncleolaf4694]

@@Chip_Is_A_Gamer buddy,,, you spelt l'manburg wrong

[@vega7434]

You can hear eney thing with boffy

[@sontalks]

@@Chip_Is_A_Gamer ich bin ein manburger

[@bidoof367]

really?

[@lefrenchbaguetteuwu3199]

Everyone else giving their crush gifts: here are some flowers and chocolates! Boffy: *C* *O* *A* *L*

[@shankaka_99]

if it works it wokrs

[@Sharkpu8]

@@shankaka_99 Yup

[@mochi1i794]

Imagine being boffys mom just coming to tell him something and then hearing ‘She looks more like my girlfriend, so I’m gonna cheat with her... but then when I kill her it will be worse, so I’ll go with you’

[@truck-kun5924]

Lol

[@marcgdr7038]

@@truck-kun5924 lol

[@pairs7103]

@@marcgdr7038 Lol

[@andrewdeleon559]

@@pairs7103 LOl

[@NEODECLASH]

@@andrewdeleon559 *LOL*

[@QueenSnowfallWoF]

Wow. I didn’t realize how much Minecraft has changed in 3 years.

[@franzschoepf465]

nah hes playing on 1.12 but 1.16 or 17 was already out at the time

[@DeezNuts-qj4ep]

These words I will remember for my entire life “the baby is on fire”

[@cherrypie2295]

Its like a super fucked dr suess poem

[@-SummerDied5757]

THIS BABY IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS GI- BABY IS ON FIREEEE. Sorry that song just randomly popped up in my mind-.

[@mistressmiku2770]

Same tho 😂

[@steropeshu]

BUY ME MORE JEWELRY

[@shadowassassin7592]

" you can't say that's not funny the baby is on fire"🤣😂👌👍