I made Minecraft Steve realistic

[@Kredorish]

One thing I love is when it gets completely off track into something super realistic, and even more off track into something even more hyper-realistic and ridiculous.

[@speedweed-dw1nj]

Also when he casually adds a whole dimension over something stupid like the trash dimension

[@iegoriasynetskyi1003]

"hyper-realistic and ridiculous" Seems like an oxymoron to me lol Although yeah, I do love the obscene amount of weird detail added to seemingly irrelevant features too. It's pretty much the staple of the channel at this point.

[@Jaraya123]

Bro read my mind.

[@coffinmyface4237]

​​@@iegoriasynetskyi1003a giraffes trachea (feel free to check if im right on this) wraps from its torso, entirely around its neck and back up to its mouth, one of our cleaning organs just fucking explodes because it does its job too well. Black holes, i dont think i need to say more there. Reality is absolutely ridiculous

[@tarnthamuaapithorn9161]

Ok

[@prolitium4112]

"If you're a girl you'll have a girl fart" with no elaboration may be my new favorite fingees bit

[@icLllliIIIIlILLilLlIjigel]

#nothowgirlswork (in minecraft. Well, now they arguably do.)

[@enriquesillo.]

smells like clean dishes

[@PainfulCollywobbles]

As a girl I can confirm it’s glitter

[@PainfulCollywobbles]

And yes, it smells like clean dishes

[@juwulia4000]

you'll have a ✨girl fart✨

[@Bajor1]

I cant belive Fingees didn't add appendicitis to minecraft to further expand the playing experience

[@pipeline_core.120]

Truly depressing, fingees fell off hard

[@fingees_YT]

that will be in the Organs and Oregon Trail update

[@josketobben]

@@fingees_YT Oregone? But will there still be ore then??

[@Bajor1]

@@josketobben all ores will be gone

[@donutguy804]

@@fingees_YTcant wait for the dysentery update

[@glubtas]

5:18 The most disturbing thing in this video is how he presses 2 while hovering over the furnace slot instead of shift clicking. Literally sent shivers down my spine at the deranged pshycopath antics.

[@fingees_YT]

you gotta be efficient to pump these videos out

[@MB-eh2kp]

Clearly this is a reference to the popular Minecraft update “Minecraft 2”

[@Dojaesd]

​@@fingees_YTwhere are ur mods

[@Vizedar]

I dont think there actual real mods​@@Dojaesd

[@RongDMemer]

Efficient

[@ThePinkOne]

There is no way you created KILLER BEAN for a TWO SECOND BIT, the dedication is painful. I love you

[@magicman6908]

I was blown away just from seeing Killer Bean to dive further into farts.

[@OldSport198]

Where

[@arachnidsGriiiiiiiip]

killer bean

[@DontHugMeImDrooper]

6:00 bro predicted the Minecraft movie💀

[@Sofoklislefteris]

I Am steve

[@cozz124]

@@Sofoklislefteris 💥

[@SkyliNer765]

G E T O U T

[@finn-rene196]

@@SkyliNer765getout?

[@This_handle]

@@cozz124Phh okay

[@chwaterchearthchfirechair8254]

1:24 This implies that our eyes are in our mouths, which I wouldn't be surprised if this is a feature lol

[@fritzyfox3713]

Finally I get to roleplay as Caine from digital circus

[@cezken5]

​@@fritzyfox3713💀

[@suspicioussand]

​@@fritzyfox3713 POMNI, I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE

[@igottakirbranger8995]

Caine Digital Circus 💀

[@Suspressable]

@@fritzyfox3713 “HEY EVERYONE, GUESS WHAT! I KNOW YOU WANNA BUY MY STOCKS!”

[@starryskies113]

8:35 as a girl, we do indeed fart glitter.

[@xdn_t]

🤤

[@we5436]

😷​@@xdn_t

[@rwandanman1218]

@@xdn_t WHAT THE FUUUUUUXJ!

[@Gloop_glop_doub]

​@@rwandanman1218 I think he eats glitter

[@leontriestoart]

Can you add carbon emissions to minecraft

[@shellder_gaming]

Campfires

[@bagaboiebailey]

🔥🔥

[@2fortcow]

Taylor swift boss fight when

[@mather468]

There already is a pollution mod

[@carinhadoscomentarios4325]

Up

[@Atylonisus]

2:48 This sentence took such a turn between it's first and second half

[@impossible9092]

my absolute favourite part about these videos is that each ridiculous addition perfectly segues into the next ridiculous thing

[@nonamenoname1942]

yeah its like tetris feeling

[@VinRocks]

8:54 he gave the witch a makeover?!?! 5 seconds later... he improved the witch!?!?!

[@TSK_light]

Lore accurate Steve

[@Brickproof]

Biological accurate player

[@azimuddin1890]

Yee!

[@nightkiller2.0_666]

Scary accurate Steve

[@mrquestionmrq450]

imagine playing with all of Fingees' updates that he's made to Minecraft so far. Would probably go pretty hard

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

No one has finished the video so far but I can safely say we are all traumatized

[@Notquitedecent]

I finished it

[@k_isforkaito.]

*Y e s .*

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

Wow this got a bunch of likes

[@-umnica-]

lmao yes

[@TheAtroxious]

Speak for yourself. You may be traumatized. I have been enlightened!

[@Karma_magiAs]

7:50 Since you gave everything a smell, you could also add migraines to minecraft. If you get a migraine, the player will be forced to close their eyes and lay on the floor for the whole day, or there is a chance they develop migraines with auras 👍

[@Chargeorge676]

Bro is working harder than the the entire mojang company Edit : I officially started ww3 in the comment section

[@yarikzhiga]

ikr he makes updates 5x bigger than actual minecraft updates in 5x less time 😭

[@Kyrikrliy]

But unlike mojang he doesn't let others download his work and actually play it, it's just animation and command blocks mostly

[@elliswebster7041]

Generic comment

[@lalhmangaihatahan]

relatable comment

[@bobmaster698]

I don't really think that is true lol

[@Sean_735]

5:36 I thought this was going to turn into a farm to harvest muscles only from strong mobs to grow your own.

[@TD_Heather4TW]

3:09 "Steve's eyes don't blink" Bedrock Steve: Am I a joke to you?

[@OmniGod1865-dt2ye]

true java dont have da feature to blink but bedrock steve does small details that go unnoticed

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

And not just Bedrock Steve, ANY character from the character creator and presets on Bedrock can blink.

[@-TheRandomOne-]

1:10 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87???

[@azimuddin1890]

OoO

[@maritoguionyo]

The vore of 87

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

the 42 of 87​@@maritoguionyo

[@QAB_01]

💀💀💀

[@TomDebridge]

3:40 I lost it at "Stares"

[@0jayzilla]

3:36 get it right you fricking casual

[@Jeez_690]

He's talented, He's productive, He's intelligent, Moreover he has that majestic voice, Why mojang why? Hire this guy. Atleast ur mob votes would be better if fingees started working there (as a boss)

[@josketobben]

working as a boss he would first add hugo boss clothing to minecraft

[@kamilK96]

Why would he want to work for them, he already made Minecraft 2. Mojang should work for him.

[@duongduong3124]

Microsoft not like adding thing thought

[@alexgravitos]

this dude's like "Hey. Realistic Steve is a good idea. Imma add a nose. Nose detects smells, so I'll add things that smell. What smells? Farts. What causes farts? Beans. What do you think of when you see beans? The Killer Bean movie." A lot of random, barely correlated to each other things. Chaotic neutral.

[@arachnidsGriiiiiiiip]

its just a massive run on sentence and i love it

[@slightlyreddishradish682]

1:25 caine pov?

[@yektaagra741]

💀

[@Cordray.]

Lmao!!!!

[@lyndonpaloma462]

💀

[@ratticusmaximus3710]

Nahhhhh 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

4:07 Literal jump scare right there.

[@the666eht]

Where is the realistic depression in my steve

[@greenberrygk]

I would have used iron nuggets instead of iron ingots for braces, but otherwise great, perfectly vanilla style mod for sure 😃

[@fingees_YT]

forgot those were in the game And i don't know what they actually do

[@waffler-yz3gw]

@@fingees_YTnothing

[@ravioliravioli693]

​@@waffler-yz3gw don't you need iron nugget to craft chains?

[@Lambdrx]

@@ravioliravioli693No you make chains with iron bars and chains… obviously🙄

[@BlakeBrown-w9o]

2:55 Please do NOT add Skibidi Toilet.

[@Coffin386]

no skibidi

[@spectralbypassfailure532]

if he adds it i wont be happy, thats the one thing that he shouldnt add (and others related to it)

[@niuniu14]

Yea

[@tijnvaneijk9512]

I AGREE

[@Nickname_01_Fz]

Bro, lure the little guys to watch the video

[@ExploringNew1]

3:11 "Steve can't blink" Bedrock players: he can't?

[@ragcat3732]

2:43 you know flossing isn’t supposed to hurt right?.. How hard have you been flossing your teeth???

[@OptiPopulus]

4:35 Dude looks like those meme roblox avatars

[@etzelpro3939]

4:22 I can't believe he roasted him self

[@ActualCMaj7chord]

Lmaooo

[@0jayzilla]

4:20 get it right🙄

[@MrMelonsz]

Bro. That soul dimension is literally terrifying lmaooo. Would not want to get trapped in there.

[@Malinanaani]

8:37 but does the girl fart smell bad or good?

[@moplyhol2]

Why

[@Aethos15]

it smells like pink heaven

[@ochettekamishashan6814]

worse

[@ivel17]

It smells majestic

[@reigun8494]

Bathroom dimension gave me conker's bad fur day flashbacks

[@Lar_me]

"BRING ME SOME SWEET CORN"

[@FoXMaSteR001]

Aliens watching this : "Human is fascinating"

[@Zestieee]

2:24 "but they make you fpeak like thif".

[@Giolopy]

2:00 clicker looking ahh

[@minecraftplayer1756]

Last of Us player

[@GREENKNIGHT5]

​@@minecraftplayer1756me too

[@bigseven8227]

0:41 Steve looks like he drank from the Font of Power and bathed in the Pool of Knowledge

[@Dwayne_LaFontant]

I didn’t know we all have gigantic jaws that can unhinge.

[@MRBLUXEL]

love that we have our eyes inside our mouth in first person, totally accurate to irl

[@eliteplier]

Why cant most minecraft youtubers be like this?

[@fingees_YT]

That would be bad for my brand

[@cool_dudewhohatesbella]

steve just turn into british 💀💀💀💀

[@slimyslimer2642]

2:54 Don't forget to also add Camera Men, they can get rid of the toilets in case your house gets infested

[@pejn5329]

Fingees is singlehandedly making sure aliens never visit us, what a kind man ❤

[@art.14z]

Add taxes, inflation and rent! :) (awesome video as always)

[@josketobben]

we also need more cancer! I mean, realism ftw, right? Right!?!

[@art.14z]

@@josketobben oooh true! We would also need insurance and healthcare after! Haha lol

[@weswolverine]

@@art.14z If we're going for realism, he might as well add politics to minecraft

[@art.14z]

@@weswolverine hahah lol

[@keka000]

How to download it?

[@BamFourThousand]

Its a skit

[@junkoenoshima6756]

Sadly...

[@SalesmanWave]

Are you serious?

[@plushluigi7417]

That's the neat part, you don't.

[@Nieck7654]

bedrock steve already blinks

[@JoshVr_56]

But he blinks Differently

[@alchemy5750]

1:30 This implies the existence of the Tooth Fairy, which can enter the overworld through a special portal through her own dimension.

[@gwenlop9512]

Fingees is always surreal and constantly unexpected at every turn. With every Fingees mod, there's practically no clue what'll be in store.

[@JayceMinecraft]

This went from realistic steve to dentist mod really fast.

[@axolotl482]

I know that most of these mods aren't fleshed out, and most of the systems are built to work just enough for a video, just I would love to see mods getting released for like goals again

[@ДжонСмит-ъ4ы]

7:10 wonder if Fingees ever read Awful Hospital. If he did, that would explain a lot

[@supertoady]

every video it gets even more horrifying

[@seriousnorbo3838]

1:24 the POV of Caine from Digital Circus

[@lyria261]

It's fascinating. After watching every fingees video these ideas seem to become more and more logical and less absurd over time because you're slowly getting used to it and start to just accept it. I see him opening an eye like a door and only think to myself: wow that makes perfect sense! Great idea!

[@Junqward]

4:11 spore looking ahh creature

[@Xenion_jeux]

1:39 you could also have used the butcher villager instead

[@Ghostmaxi1337]

2:48 That mirror is hella sus and breaking universal rules.

[@fungi331]

this man is the i did a thing of minecraft modding. even his voice sounds kinda the same lol

[@wadball]

Perfect description lool

[@pickles-the-kitten]

5:25 bucket of monkey into a furnace✨✨

[@ceddavis7441]

3:07 bedrock players: *laughing in the distance*

[@taigafrost4936]

3:04 bedrock players:

[@DanStrongman]

In bedrock edition of Minecraft your eyes blink

[@oddbluedragon]

only for default skin or skin made by accessories on marketplace

[@DanStrongman]

@@oddbluedragon ok

[@josketobben]

ew

[@deadknight1402]

Fun Fact: Blacksmiths were the earliest dentists, and there's a blacksmith villager.

[@_lucydream]

my favourite terrifying youtuber has uploaded again!

[@maucazalv903]

5:46 more alcohol(?

[@BGCBLacksGameCorner]

To be honest I love the eye thingy. It looks so cute on spiders... Like... I want a separate eye mod :D

[@Bong.3D]

05:05 Arnold Schwarzeneggend

[@HaklakMakkaki]

1:29 The animation of Steve getting red eyes plus the sound affect makes it the best clip

[@generalcrab0009]

Actually, I think you’ll find that Steve *does* blink. On Bedrock though.

[@ChasityRoseboro]

What if you give Steve haircuts

[@Doobydoe]

Steve with low taper fade

[@777omen]

0:02 - Real talk I'm real disturbed when I see the blood veins in my eyes

[@Aethos15]

me too

[@Knomshabeck]

Babe wake up, Fingees ready to traumatize us again

[@tooru-kun4178]

the most off putting thing about Fingees videos is the fact that it's always slightly zoomed. Seeing that zoomed in inventory bar always give me nightmares

[@RyBrown]

I think it’s really funny how you have so much talent and choose to use it for… this

[@starryskies113]

5:17 literal interpretation of a monkey bar

[@aut-zomefamilyadventures4904]

4:17 average British person

[@madhurikhadapkarbrentwood1367]

Steve eyes don't blink like mine bedrock players: *crys*

[@Aleon-GB]

I love this guy, he's always take thing too literally.

[@svenbimmelbahn1915]

I never hated the fact more that i can see and understand what i see. Great workt man

[@Book_Theory.]

KILLER BEAN IS NOW IN MINECRAFT!!! 8:24

[@SpiderBrine42]

Can you add Fully Automatic Flamethrowers To Minecraft?

[@cosmeticincantations7997]

Don’t think too much about the fact that if you switch your skin to Alex she has big muscles and thick body hair, she was always like that

[@ւԼԼւ]

8:20 There is also a small chance of a bean crop spawning Mr. Bean

[@ilovegirafz]

Everytime a video of yours comes out I send it to my friends. They are getting increasingly worried about me.

[@TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial]

5:59 So Jack Black's Steve would work if the minecraft movie included this mod

[@SirBitesALot101]

1:19 "Was That the Bite of '09?!"

[@Best-mf-12]

"they can't blink". Bedrock edition: you underestimate me

[@zivamayne]

4:06 Hmm Steve looking fresh

[@Darren-s1r]

BRO I GOT JUMPSCARED

[@coopersgrim]

This is my favourite channel to watch after clubbing drunk af in bed just before i fall asleep

[@vaidamonkiene2794]

3:03 in bedrock edition skins can blinck😐

[@ilostmysanity]

1:40 reminds me of those dentist games I used to play as a kid on my moms iphone4

[@SirLumbago]

2:05 just looks like kanye west

[@curlybrace4984]

1:23 I like the implication that the first person view comes from _inside_ of the mouth, as if he's opening his mouth so wide his eyes just stay in place_

[@christophercampbell6884]

6:13 Family Guy reference?

[@starryskies113]

0:38 he’s a parrot!

[@-montri-]

8:39abomination steve monstrosity

[@daboijean472]

5:34 TAAAAANK! Ellis or coach i dont remember l4d2

[@SusDoctor]

Id install the cannabilsm mod just so i can eat all of steves body parts